I love that while slob my knob is happening, robocop is solemnly informing a woman her son was found dead

@TopHatHat

7 ай бұрын

"You served the public trust"

@lockerbuddy2039

7 ай бұрын

​@@TopHatHat "Public thrust, lolololol" -Bobocop, Year 2007707077

@WailFin

7 ай бұрын

Pubic thrust ​@@lockerbuddy2039

@PoisonInc

6 ай бұрын

"I am sorry for your loss, YOU COW."

@nickgwinner3136

6 ай бұрын

"Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur, that's not the kind of humor we do on this show."

"Tomar, they're hostages. They're hostages, Tomar." - Tomar, to himself, in the the mirror, every morning, talking about humanity itself.

@jakass

7 ай бұрын

That's what gives him the strength to torture and maim us

@Brody69Stud

7 ай бұрын

Tomar isn't stable. I met him once and the first thing he said to me was "sorry if im weird" and I started screeching in horror at him

@jacket5456

7 ай бұрын

No, that's not him talking. Those are the voices.

@SeanMcGehee

7 ай бұрын

Pawns if you will

@Boneheaded0

7 ай бұрын

“Prisonerssss in my little gaaame”

fair warning: the video starts with tomar killing hostages as per usual

@TheRealSkreegle

7 ай бұрын

Glad to see that he still has it

@MUTEGIO36

7 ай бұрын

I can’t believe he’s done this. AGAIN!!!

@tendiesoffmyplate9085

7 ай бұрын

Topical humor. Nice.

@KennyHedgehog

7 ай бұрын

Thanks for the warning, classic Tomar smh

@SprDrumio64

7 ай бұрын

He's just going by his motherlands beliefs!

"Tomar, they're hostages!" "Oh yeah." *stops aiming* *starts spraying*

@ldmt1995

7 ай бұрын

Oh thank you Chris, I almost didn't see them *pulls out bazooka*

@ferrisbueller9991

7 ай бұрын

*ceases shouldering rifle *flicks the selector switch up a notch *fires from belly a metal storm of 10mm copper jacketed jaxxy bullets *ceases fire, hostages all floor bound yet one is still screaming *drops the rifle and attends the screaming hostage "please don't shoot me!" *Tomar takes his chrome beretta from his hip holster, ejects the magazine and racks the magazine free "of course I won't shoot you" *pulls out a cordless power drill, drills into her two cheeks like some people do before putting one of those earring gauges but in their damn face. *plops to gold rings in Hostage suffered great pain physically but that pain became a memory upon her arrival at the hospital a quarter hour later when the morphine began to flow free. Hostage suffered great emotional pain but felt that way every damn day they looked in the mirror. When she saw her new face in a hospital mirror she smiled. Her mouth was completely shut yet we could see almost all her teeth and gums. She got divorced by a vein husband who made her life hell cause he "can’t fuck you from the front looking like that!" Her quality of life skyrocketed and her unique style caught the eyes of an alternative modeling scout... from shaking hands from being the centerfold of Maxim magazine , life was great. Her genius gay best friend said "you could have two guys put their cocks in your mouth w/o even opening it couldn’t you! I mean so long as they aren’t black. But like 2 asian ones? Definitely. From modeling to trying her first porn film ever, a film where she would be the first to ever do this stunt. She sat on a beanbag and two guys came out, both obviously prepared as they were patriotically flag poling. Not pitching tents but circus tents. Both porn guys strut to her left and right side and in synchronicity as the cameras rolled (with the precision two identical twins who take home the olympic gold for synchronized diving because they are two heads on one body and masturbate with the same vagina) and the peepees both went in, in through the gold holes. These guys were even docking within her mouth but that was a mistake as the two's penis piercing got hooked together some how. Out of panic a tug of war so to speak begins making one scream! The sudden scream makes this woman enter fight or flight and she naturally bites down hard.... And the video goes viral! Kids make gifs of her spitting out the two weiners helmet heads. Tomar comes to drill a hole in her head as she slept happily that night.... making off with the miillions she mad and stores n cash and bitcoin hard drives which said "Bitcoin 1,000,000,000" each. :Was the plan all along.:

@theresidentevilafter

4 ай бұрын

Especially since Jaxie is one of the hostages.

Genuinely thought the "Stinky Situation" header was an S tier editor moment

@kuyakanin9134

7 ай бұрын

and the office prank one

@foxe2465

7 ай бұрын

What edit? I just see the game stuff

@sirduggins

7 ай бұрын

@@foxe2465 thusly, "thought"

@spethmanjones2997

7 ай бұрын

Just an S-tier coincidence lol

@colt-_-jonson1743

7 ай бұрын

I thought robocop shitting on the floor live on tv was edited but then i played through the game today 😅

The fact that they’re not listening to the game and shouting “slob my knob” is made all the more hilarious by the fact that the woman is reporting her son missing and then is heartbroken when Robocop tells her her son was found dead a few hours ago lol

@Slop_Dogg

7 ай бұрын

Chris, Tomar, Lyle & Zach are AI subroutines in Robocop’s brain that allow him to disregard things that would get in his way, like empathy, manners & self control

That 'Stinky Situation' bit was so well timed lmao I can't belive it.

@DanielDangerous

7 ай бұрын

It took until they finished the mission that I realized it wasn't an edit

@Max25670

4 ай бұрын

best timed moment since Chris picked up Lady Tomar during their Vice City playthrough

“Ah they still killed the hostages.” Tomar says after throwing them by their necks off the skyscraper one by one.

@jacket5456

7 ай бұрын

Tomar's been tweeting that he dreams of becoming a Terminator-like being that can kill anything and anyone without consequence for like five years now. No surprise.

@j.2512

7 ай бұрын

@@jacket5456 So he is a libertarian

@planetzdr

7 ай бұрын

@@jacket5456 nice pfp. I just got the platinum for Hotline Miami 1 today

@menialbee

7 ай бұрын

​@@jacket5456yeah tomars always been saying since day one he wants to he quote on quote "more machine than man"

@FloofMother

7 ай бұрын

Like Homelander lmao

I’m never gonna stop thinking about Robocop flatly repeating *“SLOB MY KNOB”*

@NoOne-vy1jr

7 ай бұрын

Zach screaming “TURN HIM OFF” is killing me

@bigbeefscorcho

7 ай бұрын

18:25

@nathankirschbaum6850

6 ай бұрын

"My son is dead?!" "Slob my knob."

@minkeymouce

Ай бұрын

@@bigbeefscorcho God’s work.

The idea that Robocop isn't messed up due to the background story but because he has Chris, Lyle (sorry Lyle yes I forgot you yes I'm not used to counting to 4 anymore with you guys) Tomar and Zach in his head is way too funny for me, especially when he's really 'okay' in some cutscenes and then suddenly gets possessed into walking around drunk sniffing people and getting "Stinky Situation" displayed on his HUD.

@Roachdogjr6671

7 ай бұрын

Don’t forget lyle

@peenurmobile

7 ай бұрын

lyle

@floridflesh

6 ай бұрын

Lyle is forgettable no need to apologize

@Roachdogjr6671

6 ай бұрын

@@floridflesh you are WRONG

@floridflesh

6 ай бұрын

@@Roachdogjr6671 I know, sometimes it is hard accepting the truth 😞

first episode pushed me in to watching robocop 1 and 2 and it was amazing, glad you're keeping this series alive

@ozmond

7 ай бұрын

They are such good movies especially the 1st one.

@ktrn6713

7 ай бұрын

@@ozmond a very realistic potrayal of detroit

@Hyper_1989

7 ай бұрын

yeah I think I'm gonna watch them now too.

@LehySnek

7 ай бұрын

Something tells me this is all we're getting

@kitsachie.

7 ай бұрын

I didn't even know there was a robocop 2, I loved the first one.

Fun Fact: During filming of Robocop (1987), The Robocop suit was so hot and heavy that Peter Weller was losing 3 lbs a day from water loss. Eventually, an air conditioner was installed in the suit.

@Markeplier23

7 ай бұрын

He was so hungry from wearing it he started shouting out “robo wants an Oreo” he almost went crazy

@ItsGreenHerring

7 ай бұрын

@@Markeplier23 he kept saying "Babyfood Babyfood"

@Dirt-3-

7 ай бұрын

I heard they just kept pouring ice down his pants

@MaelstromEntertainment

7 ай бұрын

🤓

@gllumbo9553

7 ай бұрын

All he could say was “Bobobop”

The continuing adventures of Murphy and Slurpie!

@GuitarSlayer136

7 ай бұрын

Slurpie shouldn't be as funny as it is

I love that they even added the part where whenever he drives his car out of the garage it fucking scrapes the pavement. How the fuck is this the same team that made that god awful rambo rail shooter?

@jackrichardson4089

7 ай бұрын

They made a pretty good Terminator game in the last couple of years too, so they've got a 2/3 record for solid game adaptations of 80s IP

@BenScrannage

7 ай бұрын

Because these guys actually learned and improved from mistakes from past projects. Unlike other choders in the industry they actually have passion for the games they work on and the adapted property its based on at the same time

@Stray_GM

7 ай бұрын

​@@BenScrannagewas about to say, this kind of seems more like a passion project/labor of love unlike most companies who license IP's and churn out games.

@FloofMother

7 ай бұрын

Rambo is dead, and it’s good that he’s dead

@Shmandalf

7 ай бұрын

Masters have failed more times than the novice has even tried, or whatever.

I like this idea of Robocop having no internal voice and just loudly airing every errant thought that crosses his mind. 🤣

"I love eating baby food!" - Robocop 2023 11:33

@cottonmouthdende6110

7 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one who heard it lol

It's like RoboCop always said when he catches the criminals "Looks like you just got Robo-Caught by Robo-Cop"

@scarletbard6511

7 ай бұрын

"Now slob on my Robo-Knob."

@nobody_gtk

7 ай бұрын

beat me to it@@scarletbard6511

18:38 you gotta love moments where Zach's little goblin brain finds something so funny that all he can do is shout rather than laugh

@otonoko1001

7 ай бұрын

That wasn't a shout of laughter though, he was pretending to be the woman screaming in terror after hearing Robocop's request

Chris’ description of starfield sounds as if he wants to be armed with a sledgehammer while Starfield has its head taped to a brick…

These 4 little guys will always be the best in oneyplays

@WonderThighs

7 ай бұрын

Nah, I miss Ding Dong and Julian, loved those boys

@WonderThighs

7 ай бұрын

I do love these 4 though

@infsm27

7 ай бұрын

​@@WonderThighsmaybe there'll be another OneyStays some day

“Stinky Situation” couldn’t have had better timing

Chris kinda got laughed off for this (nothing serious), but I agree that the devs nailed the look of this game. There's a level of polish that should be standard for this new generation without the graphics, or more accurately, the art direction, going overboard (looking at you, Horizon).

@siegfriedgottz698

7 ай бұрын

thanks for finally putting down the reason why i didnt like horizon visually holy crap haha

@hypno5690

7 ай бұрын

thank GOD it wasnt serious, thank fucking GOD, Lois.

I watched the first robocop movie after the first video and holy shit, it was one of the best action movies i have ever seen. the first robocop made me realize how low the standard for movies has gotten.

@mikecampos1193

7 ай бұрын

I buy that for a dollar!

@societalanchor

7 ай бұрын

The sequel also isn’t bad. Don’t bother with the third.

@RegularCupOfJoe

7 ай бұрын

Yes. And although Robocop is by no means "high cinematic art", it is an excellent movie. Makes basically everything from the last 15 years look like trash.

The story so far: Eddy has kidnapped Fox News, and only RoboTomar is a bad enough dude to kick in Eddy's jawbreakers.

Tomar: *shits on starfield* Chris: *shits on starfield* Lyle: *shits on starfield* Zach: “wtf is starfield?”

"I serve the public trust. You slurp my public bust."

These two episodes are already some of my favorite Oneyplays episodes, please keep the series going!

i remember that airline story zack was talking about! this guy would take like - two to three flights a week and the airline companies were looking for a way to screw him out of this 'investment' he'd made with them - and they got him on something weird like he'd taken someone with him at one point so they voided his lifetime pass. honestly the airline who did it was genuinely so scummy

@bibblyboing

3 ай бұрын

American Airlines at that time was already known for cost cutting. They removed one olive from a salad just to save 40,000 dollars

For the story with the guy who bought the life time airplane ticket, the airline eventually were able to claim he violated the terms of the ticket because he was caught letting other people use the ticket so they were able to retract the ticket.

I can’t believe Da Roach Dawg Jr. made a cameo in this game around 17 minutes in and they didn’t say anything

@dekudude8888

Ай бұрын

“Chris O’Neil… We finally meet! I’ll destroy you and your little group of butt buddies for what you did to my father… Roach Dawg Sr. will be AVENGED!!!”

I tried focusing on the dialogue in the cutscenes while tuning out the boys having their funny jokes and hypotheticals and that caused me tremendous psychological pain.

@shorewall

7 ай бұрын

Gotta be careful, trying to tune them out could just make it subliminal, and then you wake up one night two weeks later, standing on the edge of the 5th floor, while police yell at you to not jump, and all you can think of is, "Slob my Knob!"

"I'm not even allowed to pull my gun out unless I'm at the range" a real life frustration from Tomar's day-to-day slips out during commentary once again.

Wait did that one guy just walk into a police station because his face was on their wanted poster and he was trying to get the reward money for handing in himself? Because that's kind of brilliant.

@FleshlyDelight

7 ай бұрын

People have tried that IRL many times and it didn't work nearly as well as they thought it was going to.

@Willllow

7 ай бұрын

They saw Shrek 4 one too many times

@sptflcrw8583

7 ай бұрын

Yes

Zach's Meemaw screaming impression gave me joy

@Mote.

7 ай бұрын

16:28

Robocop and his alternate personality, Knoboslob

I love Robocop's original ballad Slob on my knob like corn on the cob, it's very wholesome 😊

"Robo wants an Oreo."

Was actually in tears laughing by the end

Did you guys just hear bobocop say "i love eating baby food" or am i insane

@bibblyboing

3 ай бұрын

I didn't hear anything, the video isn't as edited as the other ones

Chris pointing out his lips, and I cannot stop looking at them. They are so perfect like the original actor.

What a wonderful coincidence, they are playing resident evil AND Robocop. Good time period to watch the channel.

Zach’s right, robocop needs access to 4chan

Tomar's time in the IDF really paying off in this episode.

I love that that woman was finding out that her son had been killed while they were all yelling SLOB MY KNOB

"Slobin' My Knob In ROBOCOP: ROGUE CITY"

I personally love when my favorite youtubers hire 30 people who all eventually commit crimes against them or start crazy drama that ruins the youtubers' reputations :)

@mongarfreenam1393

7 ай бұрын

What could this possibly even mean

@fuggled.santiago2433

7 ай бұрын

Same!

@j.2512

7 ай бұрын

When the staff gets HRT and makes a video announcing their transition

@kevinmatthew86

7 ай бұрын

I hate to be that guy, but can someone please tell me what this comment is referring to.

@peatythyroid

7 ай бұрын

@@kevinmatthew86 Rooster Teeth or Yogscast maybe?

Knob status: SLOBBED

Imagine if Robocop went to Minecraft and got diamond armor. He would be unstoppable

@StoneEdge555

7 ай бұрын

Jeez Louise this sent chills down my spine as I imagined that...

Once again, Tomar is in a video and he immediately starts talking about hostages and Gaza.

@mikecampos1193

7 ай бұрын

He probably knows what really happened I scared of him because of the so- called solution for that place.

Them talking and screaming over the dialogue in the "Too Many Complaints" side mission at 16:30 and 18:26 is both so fucking hilarious and infuriating at the same time I love it lmao.

Btw that overbooking thing applies to hotels too, we always overbook because sales will say that “there’s always a no show”. There is nothing worse than telling a guest who arrives last that they have to go to another hotel.

"THIS IS DEMONIC!" "Yes baby you're right-" "THIS IS DEMONIC!" "You're so correct sweetheart. This is from hell I found this-"

I'm loving that the boys are loving this game, hopefully this becomes a long stay on the channel. Tho I do know it would be hard for all four boys to be in the same room, with Tomar's infamous neck stench he got from a Brown Recluse bite.

What an Epic soundtrack in the end hahaha.

11:32 background audio is gold

We need to make the gang aware of "robo needs an oreo"

Fair warning: the video starts with Tomar dripping boiling water on chris's eye balls while zach is looking at it with brutal horror.

@Bungowumperpuss

7 ай бұрын

And then he mounts and penetrates Zach in front of a green screen of the senate judiciary.

@porktomas

7 ай бұрын

*boiling milk

@thebreadbringer

7 ай бұрын

I think you mean boiling milk.

@ldmt1995

7 ай бұрын

@@porktomas Bazingaaaaa!

I WANT, ONEY SLEIGHS, I WANT, ONEY SLEIGHS, I WANT *slams both sporks against the dinner table in rhythm*

glad they talked over the mom finding out her son died with robocock

“Tomar wants an Oreo…”

Zach’s Robocop impression is honestly not too far off, major props

i like to think that the boys are voices inside robotcop head which causes him to glitch out

IDF Tomar mowing down hostages as usual

@chickenhouse2831

7 ай бұрын

Eh, what can ya do? 🤷

14:29 Tomar's other personality almost sliped out there. That's weird, they usually pump him with enough drugs to keep him asleep.

@mikecampos1193

7 ай бұрын

It his inner evil that could kill us all.

God imagine not having headphones for this channel

I really like the look of this game tbh, they are doing a semi realistic look but with some stylishization that fits the lower budget, I think its great

13:22 this is very common with rent a car companies too

Heck yeah more Robocop with Zach!

If memory serves me, the lifetime airline pass was from American Airlines. A major problem was people scrapping up $250k to buy the pass, and then offering taking people as their +1 for whatever price they want (as long as they paid them an entry fee); kind of like a taxi service that profits off AA themselves. That, plus AA struggling in the early-mid 2000's airline dip and other stuff the members would pull with the pass, made them can the membership.

This poor robocop has to operate with these 3 psychos and tomar in his head.

He still flys today. The deal was he got first class anywhere and had a buddy pass..

Is it sad that it's actually kind of reliving to see some of the models have this issue, you can really see at 16:52 on the guy's mouth? Where the one part of the mouth mesh is stretching. I have had that issue in the past with making some models, and it's from the jaw bone accidentally influencing, like, 1 vert on the top lip (which it shouldn't do) and causing it to pull it. I'm glad I'm not the only one making that mistake

I don't know if it's just me but I feel like this channel has filled the void of inside gaming and old funhaus videos. Awesome channel and great content!

Lyle always pointing out the essential NPCs 🤦‍♂️

As stiff as the animation is, at the very least this team used an updated and modern engine (I believe UE5?), unlike Bethesda whose stretched their engine so thin over the last decade that you can see it reaching for the life support plug…

@j.2512

7 ай бұрын

Soylent redditors are that life support

@johnnymccraze

7 ай бұрын

The fact they made this game with all these mechanics, semi-open worlds, dynamic gore, weapons customization, side quests, and the original voice of the main character with a fraction of the budget most AAA games get says a lot.

Them making fun of a strange robot man makes me really wish they either finished or went back to Detroit become Human so bad. I know they'd make some of the choices and quick time events really funny

Tom Stuker is still flying for free. United loves him. He's good advertising, he helped design their first class menu, his name is on two planes, he gets personal drivers and service at airports

Robo definitely needs an oreo to cheer him up

16:28 another Zach moment to add to Best Of Zach 3

Thank you for continuing this game!

Having all the boys back together just feels RIGHT!

Zack AND Tomar AND Lyle AND some fourth guy?!? This video fucking rules!!

@mikecampos1193

7 ай бұрын

Chris is sad now.

@Vieweer

7 ай бұрын

@@mikecampos1193 who?

Nothing better then watching Oney and the boys comitting warcrimes in Robocop.

This game is such a weird kind of uncanny. They hit it in the head when they said the models are way too high quality, but some of the animations look like something out of a 2009 game.

This is an amazing series so far

Instead of putting subtitles on can you add a little green goblin dancing in the bottom left corner

The last two minutes of this video are the best this channel has seen in a good while.

Ah yes it's vids like this that remind me why I subbed, god it's great having you 4 together

I know this is as weird as a robit apologising but I love you Lyle, you're an exceptionally funny funny man

I think this is my favorite Oney video of all time. The triumphant return of Slurpy. S to smell, I to inhale. The epic Slob My Knob theme song. It's all pure perfection.

That airline story is some massive coping from the airline, because airlines are ON RECORD saying that they not only overbook, but they also FLY COMPLETELY EMPTY PLANES So if something's losing them money, it isn't the guy winning a lifetime pass for free flights

18:33 I laughed so hard at this whole long segment I had to walk into the work bathroom to collect myself

i respect the editor for consistiently putting the filter on whenever they do the robo voice

Lyle's almost right about the Pepsi Jet thing, basically the plan that this guy approached the investor with was that they'd be able to spend $1M on Pepsi to get enough points for the F-16 or whatever jet fighter it was and sell it for like $22M or however much it was actually worth. Basically that Nick Cage 'Lord of War' movie but stupid lol. Pepsi hadn't done their homework when coming up with the promo, and threw a temper tantrum in court about it and won bc duh they're Pepsi. If I remember correctly, the initial alternative offer from Pepsi instead of the jet wasn't even enough to cover how much the two had spent on the Pepsi, it was like $650k or something ridiculous like that.

Fuck yes. I’ve been waiting for this. Headphones on

I can’t believe he mowed down all those hostages

I can’t breath I was laughing so hard during the slob my nob bit. This cheered me up during a grim time. I love this channel it really helps getting a good laugh.

Tomar no! She said to take him downstairs, you're moving away from the stairwell! Tomar, listen to the dialogue! Don't follow the marker, you need to go down the stairs first! Tomar!!

Fun fact: this game is developed by the same folks who made Terminator: Resistance (which is pretty fun)

Bobocop's gonna need to get Shockwave if he wants to play those old Neopets games