I kind of wish Gerald was a regular character, there's something very sincere about him

@theshrimp1657

2 жыл бұрын

He’s like Bob before the stress of running a restaurant broke brow bit him

@Lechgang

2 жыл бұрын

@@dalton6108 Better than a Boomer or a Gen Xer acting like a Boomer or a Gen Xer

@Starmadien2019

2 жыл бұрын

I want to see more of him too.

@DarkhalfBreed

2 ай бұрын

Yeah he could be fun every so often

@OMGSOSILLEH

2 күн бұрын

Fr he’s nice and fun

Geralds nervous “hmmmmm she’s so loud”, was the probably the most accurate display of edibles LMAO

@joshuagoforth1658

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly yeah 😂

@Taintsnicely5434

2 жыл бұрын

Yepb

@Shy-xm4kn

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 👏

@tg92277

2 жыл бұрын

Linda is too loud even when I'm sober

@ayeu520

2 жыл бұрын

He could do bad stand up 🤭 Keep on Accounting 🧾 a-count-ten

"We can't get stoned in the middle of the day. We're old . We have kids!" Couldn't stop laughing... 😆🤣😂😄😅

@traption4617

2 жыл бұрын

Stop repeating things you seem so lame.

@uncleboobs625

Жыл бұрын

@@traption4617 bruh you seem lamer then anyone here

@Melnokina.-.

Жыл бұрын

Me with 0 kids and stoned

"Dont mention that we're high" "Listen, we might be a little high- I mean, late."

@totallytravicious5919

2 жыл бұрын

"Hi Gene. I'm dad- it's dad."

@slapssticks5523

Жыл бұрын

Gene gene don’t mention the melon

@tahraethestoryteller6079

7 ай бұрын

@@slapssticks5523everything’s great here Nothing to mention No melons were thrown

@tahraethestoryteller6079

7 ай бұрын

Getting home

Linda's "am I pretty?" is perfection.

@starseer73

Жыл бұрын

this is me when im high lol

@LexiLou1387

8 ай бұрын

My husband when we watched this part, “Babe that is so you”. 😂

@FloorPills

7 ай бұрын

When I'm high, I need to know if I'm pretty too lol

@mr.peanutbutter6969

6 ай бұрын

"Am I peeing"

The most unrealistic thing about this scenario is that they didn't try to order a Pizza

@soniczth8534

2 жыл бұрын

Or go to white castle.

@xXIchironXx

2 жыл бұрын

you're cool

@abuzzingbee

2 жыл бұрын

And then FORGET they ordered a pizza and be so surprised and happy when it arrives 🍕

@izzysauls7737

2 жыл бұрын

Why am I high and I just ordered pizza after watching this

@rocketsfan05

2 жыл бұрын

He's their accountant. All three of them know the Belchers can't afford pizza.

I love how they drew the bloodshot eyes lol

@BNardolilli

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was me

@Wonderlikechild

2 жыл бұрын

I don't... I don't THINK I'm high.

“the taxes keep…going” the way this had me in stitches

Bob- he totally knew I was stoned Gene-he totally knew we threw a melon

@itsmealanaa

2 жыл бұрын

Bob: 🪨 🗿 Gene- 🍈🍉

@hithere7080

2 жыл бұрын

That sure is a direct quote of a conversation in this episode

"I had three HELLO" Linda is always the realist character in animation

“I feel like Im peeing. Bob, am I peeing?” Idk why the fuck I had the same exact sensations my first few times smoking. Took ~10 smoking sesh’s before I stopped feeling like I was peeing when I got high.

@Mandirigma420

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I was so stoned I farted and didn't even know it, my friend was like yo did you just fart and I denied it xD

@RonHeartsMe

2 жыл бұрын

I used to have the same exact thing happen to me! I literally felt like I was peeing, it never happens anymore though thankfully.

@erinwoods4084

2 жыл бұрын

were you?

@macklemorganfreeman8488

2 жыл бұрын

Ive only had it happen when i hit a gravity bong when I was 12 lol

@ellievampmtf

2 жыл бұрын

@@macklemorganfreeman8488 holyyy, gravity bongs always made for such a good time haha

“He ‘probably’ wants me to do his taxes..” 😂

@Leah-Owens

2 жыл бұрын

lol i wouldnt have paid that part no mind but after seeing this 1st it made it more funny

Definitely a much more accurate depiction than most tv shows or movies. I hate when they accidentally have some or take like one hit from a bong and there is a crazy long psychedelic scene where they trip balls and see crazy things. I get that showing someone stoned can be hard since they don't really do much, but its just a little weed it doesn't mess you up that bad lol

@szlendak1368

2 жыл бұрын

they don’t do much ? wdym

@bobarcher5837

2 жыл бұрын

@@szlendak1368 I meant exactly what I said. People who smoke weed generally act more like this, more mellow, slightly paranoid, laughing at things. Some shows go too far. Family Guy is a great example. In one episode Peter and Lois smoke one joint and they start completely tripping out and thinking they are in some kind of crazy ice cream fantasy land. That isn't what smoking weed does to you

@grimreefer2329

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobarcher5837 First time i smoked was pretty wild, but yea this was a good representation.

@Random_Fanatic

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobarcher5837 When I got high once it was like everything was moving super slow, and I kept freaking out at the time moving so slow and being like it's only been a minute what feels like hours. But at the same time it was like I knew I was losing time being stuck in slow-motion. Oh and I went through moments of weirdness like chasing a cat one minute then zoning out and a huge laughing fit.

@pasteldoll7274

2 жыл бұрын

I personally do hallucinate when I take weed, but that is only if I do a lot and they are always nice ones, I also only hallucinate since I already deal with hallucinations. so it can happen but you are very right it is very unlikely to hallucinate on just weed. I also agree this is a good depiction of it! :D

“GERRRALLLLLD, I’m your friend, through thick and through thin, we’ll do it to-gether” John Roberts is amazing lol

@CrungleTheGoober

2 жыл бұрын

Possibly one of my favorite clips of bobs burgers

@tahraethestoryteller6079

7 ай бұрын

*whispers* “she’s so loud”

This def wasnt Linda's first rodeo

@jaydock1

2 жыл бұрын

Tape fingersss

@Nobody-qk4xu

5 ай бұрын

Didn't Bob smoke crack once lol

the tone bob uses to say "you'll be FINE, gerald. you have the fort" kills me

I’m not gonna lie, this is perhaps the most accurate portrayal of getting stoned that I’ve seen, at least from my experience. You still act like yourself, just slowed down by like 70%. The fact that Linda and Gerald were talking and Bob was just staring at them for a few seconds, and then jumped at a loud noise and they started bickering felt too real.

@goglurt428

2 жыл бұрын

My adhd combats the slowness

@chertikinamoto

2 жыл бұрын

To me at least, it feels the same as getting drunk, and it takes longer, but I’ve never felt sick on it. It’s a trade off.

@jdubo1998

2 жыл бұрын

@@chertikinamoto Also smoking doesn't put on a bunch of calories unlike alcohol. At least if you can resist the fridge.

@chertikinamoto

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdubo1998 that’s true. Isn’t the reason most stoners are skinny is because weed in any form raises your metabolism through the roof?

@jdubo1998

2 жыл бұрын

@@chertikinamoto There are some studies that collaborate that. Of course that only applies to smoking, weed cookies like in this clip are a different story.

The edit of the meshed clips make me feel like I was the one eating the cookies lmfao

@izzysauls7737

2 жыл бұрын

I’m currently on one and since nobody mentioned the weird editing I was like “oh shit I’m too high”

@pippythefan7128

Ай бұрын

​@@izzysauls7737I thought my phone was glitching 😂

I'm happy that I get to see this scene, but also a bit paranoid because I'm high and afraid that my phone knows and is telling KZread

@SupHapCak

2 жыл бұрын

What can youtube do about it

@alanjacobs5317

2 жыл бұрын

@@SupHapCak give him D.A.R.E. videos lmao

@shantellsmith4297

2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh I'm sorry 😂😂

@toof747

2 жыл бұрын

same :[

@jeffwoods4406

Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry y’all, I’m sober rn and I got this

“We can’t get stoned in the middle of the day we’re old and have kids “ lol 😂

"You could do bad stand-up, that's really popular." lmfao

“Gerald! Look at me! I’m your friend.” “…she’s scaring me.”

“I HAD THREE, HELLO?!” oh NO 😂😂😂

listen, we may be a little high- i mean late- coming home” i quote this all the time

“You’re gonna be fine Gerald you still have the fort” LMAOOOO

I remember the first time I did an edible, I was bugging out so bad I thought I was gonna crush my balls and the only thing I could say was “Hee Hoo”.

@Gamergirl-172

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@pejig.598

2 жыл бұрын

I remember I accidentally called my mom while I was like gone af I just remembered everything being dark and then a friend being like “you called ur mom Paige!“😭

@SVNG77

2 жыл бұрын

My first time I was having a hurricane storm of paranoid intrusive thoughts until I bugged out so bad I passed out for 15 hours

This made me watch the full episode and unironically I think its one of the best episodes of the series

Linda’s high singing is hilarious 😂😂😂

“What is that? Did you guys hear that?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t with high Linda

Linda and Gerald are my wife and me when we’re stoned. She gets super extroverted and I get super mellow.

@philbecker4676

2 жыл бұрын

... How old are you? Maybe it's time to get over weed. If you're still smoking weed after the age of about 22 it's just lame 😅

@WootZoot

2 жыл бұрын

@@philbecker4676 Old enough to have learned not to judge others for their recreational activities.

@Lunch_Meat

2 жыл бұрын

@@philbecker4676 what? That's the lamest position anyone can take. I'm 33 and I don't smoke regularly, but when my family gets together, we ALL smoke. My 63 year old dad, my 56 year old aunt's, my 54 year old, 60 year old, and 66 year old uncle, my 30 year old brother, all of us. And that's just a small get together. Any no shame in having a good time at any age and at least when you smoke with older people you are smoking with folks who've been around the block and have waaaaay more stories to tell. On the flip side, smoking with my 21 year old sister and her friends is boring as hell cause they are just starting to get their feet wet, even if they've been smoking since they were teens

@DavidRodriguez-ox1uu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lunch_Meat Aw man I wish my family was like that. It really is just a good bit a fun whatever the age, especially if you do it with family. You got something great man, enjoy it for however long it last!

@brettness1416

2 жыл бұрын

@@philbecker4676 Tell us you know nothing about the medicinal properties of Marijuana, without telling us you know nothing about the medicinal properties of marijuana.

“Am i pretty?”💀💀

Poor Gerald is having a full on existential crisis

The zooms makes actually make this better. More trippy.

The fucking "am i peeing?" lmao. literally i worry so much that i shit myself when im high but i never have

The peeing confusion took me back to my teenage years.

THE CAMERA PANS ARE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!😂😂😂😂💀

The tape fingers thing...that's the kind of high I get. 😆

I love how high functioning Bob is when stoned 😂

"Hi Gene. I'm Dad."

the zoom in on linda with "stupid cookies, they were good though" is gold

finally no rainbows or hallucinations like bruh that don’t happen haha

I am Linda forever and always. The peeing sensation, the singing, the feeling of my fingers going farther...

That phone call. Like father like son, lmfao!!

“No melons were thrown!” this is too funny

I love how Linda thrusts her crotch toward Bob so he could check if she’s peeing 🤣

I am also high and I would like to say this a beautiful wholesome moment thank you gn

@toxicsworld2022

9 ай бұрын

Can't like so I'm leavin this comment

An accountants office might be the least interesting pace to get stoned in.

this show is good and never gets old

2:12 is really funny lmao. hello son gene son pal got me the most lol

Can totally relate to Gerald not wanting to hear anything loud when stupid high. It makes me so anxious

Tape fingers just got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh Lord I miss smoking with someone like that

THAT IS SO HILARIOUS THEY ARE SO STONED

"You could do bad standup, that's really popular."

"I feel like I'm peeing." Oh my God! I'm not the only one that happens too!

The way he whispers Linda’s name 😭😭

“Hi gene I’m dad”

This is pretty accurate but Linda took 3 whole edibles I feel like it would be more accurate if she just sat in the chair doing absolutely nothing and just said something completely random every ~15 minutes

I love how the zoom ins actually aided the storytelling Especially here 0:34-0:39 Unlike most just use it randomly

“Am I pretty?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I feel like I’m peeing.. Bob am I peeing?” I can’t 🤣🤣

Im High watching this bwhahahha

If I got a call like that from one of my parents as a kid it would royally freak me out.

This is kinda how I felt when I got a contact high. Except I was not as slow and I was laughing at a lot of stuff.

@frickfrack369

2 жыл бұрын

the mind is amazing

The intoxicated are always funny. 🤣

"are our taxes almost done?" *Look at all these numbers...* "Oh boy" 😂

Bob am I peeing? Bob check to see if I’m peeing. I feel like I’m peeing

But also I feel like Linda would be greened out UNLESS she has a secret high tolerance :O

This show makes me cry laughing

Hello son, Gene, son, pal.

Squeeze the side of the cheese inward to seperate the pieces.

“You guys can’t leave. What’s gonna happen to me?” “You’re gonna be fine gerald. You still have the fort” Such an accurate, adorable, and hilarious way for a high friend to comfort his friend who is also high.

I just realized how fucking down to earth and real bob is for not just talking out his ass when he needs to make gerald feel more confident, but actually CONNECTS with him on a personal level and relates his own experiences to his to help him out while hes ALSO high for the first time. And yeah sure, its his accountant, but like he actually did a really good job. He fathered the hell out of gerald.

@totallytravicious5919

Ай бұрын

Plus the little joke at the end gerald makes and bobs little callback to the taxiphone is sweet. Also Linda saying his joke burgers are "ok" when Bob knows it's just for him is everything a spouse should be to another spouse, supportive no matter what

son, gene, son. pal

I am watching this while high it's so relatable I love Bob's Burgers

Bob is so nice 😢

I watched this stoned and felt like I was in the show with them

Lmao, your edits are gold. Love the camera pans

We cant get stoned in the middle of the day?! 😂😂😂

I’m so glad that this came back around while I’m high

Linda is so cool. About damn time these adult animations got a mom that's as much as a person as the rest of the family

This is freaking hilarious!

"If it's Mom or Dad, just play it..." *DISAPPEARS* I am sober and I couldn't believe that.

0:46 LMAO I LOVE THE MOM LIKE IT WOULD BE SO ME I TOOK 3 HELLOOO

Haven't been stoned in years but this is so, so funny. Oh my god.

No you don’t Bob, don’t lie😭

Weed cookies definitely do NOT taste good. They taste like weed.

@LiteDisc

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha I had the same thought. You'd know they were edibles the moment you bit in to them, they taste like a tree came in your mouth.

@raze_

2 жыл бұрын

Using dabs they taste normal.

@Nytesplat

2 жыл бұрын

Weed brownies are the WORST. Fruity pebble edibles taste the best

@crystalbeth420

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve had some really nice tasting ones in the past. But yeah it’s stuff ultra obvious that they’re weed. Having edibles by accident feels like something only someone who doesn’t know what weed tastes like could do

@devlynnred2003

2 жыл бұрын

i think it depends on the potency tbh, ive had some that taste a LOT like weed and some where u cant taste it barely at all. or maybe its a method thing idk

Omg this is so funny and accurate!

I love how you can never tell if Linda’s high unless you look at her eyes since she acts the same way not high😭

'The taxes keep coming." _"our job"_

Dude I’m stoned watching this and I’m just like “ya this is accurate”🥹

God.... as an accountant I really need to use the taxaphone line.

Linda is the best wife

If those cookies had a lot of weed in them there no way Linda wouldn’t have puked after eating 3

@PurplePurplePurple

2 жыл бұрын

this is linda we're talking about tho

@johndough007

Жыл бұрын

Cannabis reduces nausea, if anything it would settle her stomach.

Welcome to MINNE-STONE-TA!

Edibles are amazing for getting high

This scene inspired me to get stoned in the middle of the day and watch the bob’s burgers movie. I’m young and I don’t have kids so it’s okay.

"Am I peeing right now??"

Am I high or did a scene repeat like 3 or 4 times

@abuzzingbee

2 жыл бұрын

I'm high and I have this exact question

@jennyl309

2 жыл бұрын

The whole time I was trying to figure out if they were put there as a callback to something?

@gigitheskeleton6202

2 жыл бұрын

A few bits did repeat.

"Don't tell them about the melon!" " *NO MELONS WERE THROWN!* " "Don't tell them we're high." " *WE MAY BE A LITTLE HIGH-* "

I just made these cookies inspired by this episode delicious and laughing my ass off