Bob stole most of the pixels in this video.

@kaptinkrunch47

9 жыл бұрын

uploaded in 07 (good quality back then)

@sheikhhamad5809

9 жыл бұрын

lol

@MagicGate814

4 жыл бұрын

oh my goodness. hahaha

@Toopa88

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaptinkrunch47 No, that wasn't good quality back then.

@srenarthur6400

3 жыл бұрын

the only comment ever that has actually made me laugh out loud

Bob Arno took the resolution out of this video.

@Deguoren96

8 жыл бұрын

internet prize for you

@dmp9356

8 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@adilutedduck4207

7 жыл бұрын

People like you make KZread worthwhile

@stever7627

6 жыл бұрын

lel

@sbhumarkar

2 жыл бұрын

11

*family dinner* Mother Arno: Bob, pass the mashed potatoes. Bob: DO YOU WANT THIS WATCH, OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE Mother Arno: The potatoes will be fine, sweetie. Bob: THE MASHED POTATOES ARE ALREADY THERE, IN YOUR READING GLASSES *glasses appear in potatoes* Mother Arno: Bob, please. Bob: AH, A PLEASE? LIKE OUR CAT, WHICH IS NOW IN YOUR LEFT POCKET? Mother Arno: It's not- Bob: YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT YOUR WALLET IS NO LONGER THERE! Mother Arno: Ugh...

@SilverTheFlame

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao best comment

@mego7389

8 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but I laughed uncontrollably at your comment...

@dipsyteletubbie802

8 жыл бұрын

Master troll

@samuelele

7 жыл бұрын

Haha i laughed so hard at this

@FireProductionz

7 жыл бұрын

CE53 haha lol 😂 made my day

Guy's so good, he stole the video resolution.

@couchpotato2128

7 жыл бұрын

...

@rainbowpotato7842

7 жыл бұрын

Sess is a great day ss and the es ethe ss and the other day and the

@Holdington

5 жыл бұрын

If someone's already done the joke, why do you do it to? Read the fucking comments before posting what you think is original.

He could even steal 3/4 of my screen, and turn it black...... wow

Yeah he's on the right side of the law as far as you're concerned. I bet he steals all the time but no one notices because he's just THAT good

@Matthew-lm3zl

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy seeing u here sean

@nahil7443

3 жыл бұрын

Ay wtf 😂

@user-past

3 жыл бұрын

Wow this comment only has 8 likes

@grainnecherry5869

3 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew-lm3zl that was befire he was even popular lol

@brianlee84yearsago68

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow! Jacksepticeye!

Imagine you're talking to Bob Arno and when you leave you notice you are suddenly only wearing underwear

@thomasscharfberg5100

7 жыл бұрын

Dipsy Teletubbie skyrim in a nutshell

Holy shit! Bob Arno just stole 6 minutes of my fucking life!

Bob Arno reached through my screen and stole my watch.

I lost my phone while watching this video, I'm spooked

@NightOwlGames

8 жыл бұрын

you made me look for mine dam it lol

when you reach level 100 pickpocket on skyrim with all perks

@7tales357

7 жыл бұрын

severe anal trauma now he's upgrading his spellcasting I'm scared. I'm genuinly scared

@mahendrakrisnamurti9599

6 жыл бұрын

7 tales Illusion 100 and Pickpocket 100 Nocturnal have mercy on our pockets...

@SongSteel

2 жыл бұрын

Five years ago, and today the meme still holds.

who ever uploaded this needs to know about video resolution

@rihards496

8 жыл бұрын

+SpaztheGamer Bro 2007 if you didnt notice

@safourgardpa5459

8 жыл бұрын

+KoivuTheHab I'm pretty sure that was the best resolution available on KZread back in 2007.

@flufanga

8 жыл бұрын

+SpaztheGamer Agreed. Potentially interesting, but unwatchable. Jerky ADHD editing, crappy audio, goofy voice over.

@JrKikis

8 жыл бұрын

It's not about the resolution, it's the aspect ratio.

@samuelele

7 жыл бұрын

+MeetMyBlades arno stole the copyright

I checked my pockets after watching this

@dylanandre897

9 жыл бұрын

I like this comment.

@braindamage7968

9 жыл бұрын

NiTEVibe98 haha,,good one....

@Polioooo0

9 жыл бұрын

***** Well, aint that lovely!

if he was a black guy, hed be rotting in prison right now

@dovahkiinstormblade3531

9 жыл бұрын

are you implying that a black pickpocket would use that for personal gain rather than use his talent for the good of humanity (like aiding the justice system)? that's racist

@willsuh1389

9 жыл бұрын

Sasuke Uchiha Are you fucking stupid? Do you have reading comprehension skill of 3rd grader? This white guy also was a street pickpocket, but he probably got a slap on the wrist and was allowed to redeem himself because hes white. If he was black, he wouldve gotten lengthy prison sentence and never gotten a second chance.

@dovahkiinstormblade3531

9 жыл бұрын

you said a BLACK guy would get imprisoned, and not a white guy, youre racist.

@2faced545

9 жыл бұрын

Ignorant racist. Why do you have to bring race into it?...

@Venatus96

9 жыл бұрын

Will Suh ya since black people never get a slap on the wrist *cough* O.J Simpson *cough*

I didn't even notice I was watching the video in a tiny box until it was over

@luisbad07

7 жыл бұрын

lol me either... I noticed until I read your comment

watch out he might steal the comments

all pickpocketing is is keeping your mind off of involuntary actions by speaking rapidly or forming conversation. Your brain is so focused on computing with verbal action rather than multitasking with the physical

"Europe's Prince of Thieves" he earned that one

This guy is amazing !!

Bob scares me. He has really changed. Bob The Builder has changed alot!

@luisserru863

8 жыл бұрын

I did..... And sadly, I failed.

@wilhelmtruemner7769

8 жыл бұрын

i lol'd a little ... if that helps

lmao he got that skyrim pickpocket level 100

@samuelele

7 жыл бұрын

I was hoping for that comment so badly

@samuelele

7 жыл бұрын

Actually I never thought it was possible to steal someones clothes while they're wearing it - now playing skyrim as bob arno. :D

If only I could always be that witty, thanks for the lols :'D

Insane how all the youtube comments are from 5+ years ago. I am not aware how I stumbled upon this gem of a video in 2022, but I have uncovered a rare piece of internet history. Jacksepticeye and the other commenters will likely never come back to this video ever, so I am left alone in this vast emptiness, thinking about the 14+ years ago when this video was uploaded.

Pickpocket lvl 100

@dude5857236

8 жыл бұрын

+Flutter Crafter Trimmed skillcape right there.

Legend has it that he can even steal the end of your se

@mego7389

8 жыл бұрын

Damn he stole mi

@dawgalova

8 жыл бұрын

When will this madman sto

@zaephou2843

7 жыл бұрын

Oh for fucks sa

@mego7389

7 жыл бұрын

Bob, pleas

@zaephou2843

7 жыл бұрын

I made this sentence unstealab

This guy is so good you can't even see which pixel he's in.

Legend says he tried tinder once, but he swiped through the whole app and no one noticed...

I duct taped my watch to my wrist after watching this.

@deco6405

9 жыл бұрын

ThEsHaDoW343 he will steal you arm

@Gebohhh

8 жыл бұрын

Decolan lma

How the fuck can you not know someone steals your glasses while having them on. : X

@matttheshark

8 жыл бұрын

+Dougy doug He wasn't wearing them, they were in his shirt pocket.

@jameswayton2340

8 жыл бұрын

matttheshark ah indeed.

I love how the World's fastest pickpocket fights crime.

This guy is so good he stole my interest in this video halfway through

im so high i thought it was kevin kline acting for half of it...

Isn't it like a bit suspicious when he just kind of almost hugs you when he is about to pickpocket? I mean, why would a stranger get so close lol

@druid5931

7 жыл бұрын

Europeans

@Horny_Fruit_Flies

7 жыл бұрын

Just the French. The average distance between two Finns during a conversation is half a mile.

@dipsyteletubbie802

7 жыл бұрын

Logan Bourque I'm european aswell

@aljosap8445

4 жыл бұрын

I belive charisma and speech has as much to do as fast fingers itself. He approaches so fast and friendly thst you dont have time to think and he is already far away when you realize what happened.

@JessRansdellSmith

3 жыл бұрын

You have to remember the beginning of the video. Street pickpockets aren't this brazen because they don't want you to remember who they are. Guys like Bob and Apollo are being showy because it's entertainment, not their way of life. Honestly, I kind of think this way is better. Anyone can take something from someone unaware. But when the person is like, "I'm going to steal from you. See if you can catch me" and still proceeds to take like 5 things...he's good. lol

This guy could make a fortune if he did this at the Grammy's or Emmy awards with a ton of celebrities wearing expensive watches and bracelets

Good luck getting stuff out of my pockets. I myself have a problem getting stuff out of my pockets :D

he reached through my screen and steal my

@1nner.w0rld

8 жыл бұрын

Comedic genius

@niklasfreericks5436

8 жыл бұрын

Grammar

@kevinsigue1207

8 жыл бұрын

balls

I’d love to have this talent, and then just steal back stuff actually thieves stole, give back to rightfully owners, and then try and see the reaction to the thieves when they realize they don’t have anything

Pickpocketing level: Over 9000!

omg that's awesome. And he's Swedish too. I wanna learn that.

@seanc9507

4 жыл бұрын

Looking for a pickpocket partner? Lol 😉

I would sub to you but Bob Arno stole the subscribe button

I was gonna write a clever sex joke, but everyone who left a comment already did that.

@DistortedFaiths

8 жыл бұрын

And there goes my job...

was laying in bed watching this, somehow ended up on the floor.

i love reading these intense novels about two people fighting

He should play Osu. If you know what I mean.

Just imagine 1v1ing this guy in CoD

You sir, are priceless.

You've cracked the case Mr Holmes

How do they not see him awkwardly feeling them up? I can see him doing everything.

@spectrum6474

7 жыл бұрын

that's the point. he feels up your leg do you don't notice the tie sliding out from under your collar

why is this video small & stuck in the top L corner?

@Cloudey

8 жыл бұрын

its something to do with the formatting of certain old videos that were changed to be like this with a youtube update a few years ago.

@Lolcontract

8 жыл бұрын

Bob Arno stole the bottom and right side of the video.

I have a friend who is a terrible pickpocket, but somehow he is an amazing reverse-pickpocket, and when I say that, I mean he can put crap IN your pockets and bags. He once was carrying a sweater, a wooden toy sword, and a few books, and he put them all in my bag withough me noticing.

Man... I wish there was a job like his :) Take me as your apprentice Bob Arno!

Not so hard to spot a pickpocket in Barcelona, they all belong to the same ethnic group.

@RYSEproductions

8 жыл бұрын

Which is?...

@CMin777

8 жыл бұрын

Pickpocketonian

@RYSEproductions

8 жыл бұрын

+CMin777 looool

@Isaelcho

7 жыл бұрын

+RYSE I'd say khajit or bosmer

In his native sweden ... Please guys he's from switzerland and people who don't know the difference between sweden and switzerland, we also know the difference between texas and tennessee so go to school again.

@danielloord1367

7 жыл бұрын

But he is from Sweden tho...

Steve Martin on SNL did a hilarious take off on his act with Bill Murray playing a rube from the audience.

If I ever met him in Skyrim, his pickpocket level would be over 9000.

Fastest fingers in the world? Look up "Osu Players"

@MultiBella1966

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Stewart True af

my mother and father says that if this comment hit 1 thousand likes they would quit smoking

His skill is... OVER 9000!!11

The ladies love him.

Its people like this guy who we need as cops

As Angelo said from Naples, he had the perfect moves of pickpocketing but he don't have the heart to steal.

oh i remember this was my favourite tv show.

This guy is a legend!

i bet ladies love him !:P

He should try to steal back something from one of those pickpocketers without them noticing :)

His wife must love him.

"Friends and family members." riiiiight

Absa-friggin-lutley my friend.

haha i misread it i thought you said, wheres my HOUSE i was like damn!!

Fastest fingers in the world....... And the women love him

this is art

this dude is a BOSS

This guy has 100 pickpocketing skill IRL.

Pickpocket is over 9000!

0:48 Blaze that shit up, pickpocketer guy!!!

Yeah I do. I've visited a lot of places in my life, seen a lot of people getting pickpocketed, never ever been a victim because of those points.

Wow that guys a master of pick pocketing

here, we have our new leader of the thieves guild

there needs to be a Bob Arno: Pro Pickpocketer videogame.

I m watching this in 2023 .time is going faster than his fingers 😂😂

He stole my words.

The crazy thing is that Arno admits that he is nothing compared to professional thieves. How scary is that?

Wow damn that guys a master of pick pocketing

Good one Martin

Lo! The first time i read this i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur.

I bet he's really good with his hands during bedtime XD

That is a True 80's cop image at 2:00 LOL!

i wonder if he does birthday parties?!....but then he'll steal my cake.

I wear tight clothes, nobody can pickpocket without me realizing it. I feel everything, I also don't let anyone touch me.

Pickpocket skill increased to level 100

I took off NoScript just to give you a thumbs up. Hilarious!

Holy shit, this guy is amazing!

he´s my hero , i love good guys ^^

Still with you, brah

This is INSANE

In the momment you took to watch this video he took your wallet, time, virginity, and he still had time to stop for ice cream

I like the way you think sir.

i just saw this... Bob Arno, world's fastest-fingered ... not what i expected...

I put my wallet in my front pocket, good luck getting in there without me knowing..