This is like how old people imagine future is like.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

It explains why it's so similar to what Honda is trying.

@AuntieDeeDee

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jaroslavsplichal97

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, here you can see, who leads the companies.

@joshsmith3222

Жыл бұрын

Yeah for real, why would I want my car 🚗 to have emotion and to feel. My car doesn't need to be like my phone and home system 🤣🤣. This Knock off Herbie

@rel6294

Жыл бұрын

what is the future like for young people then?

From the Ultimate Driving Machine to Dee…

@Brianuwu622

Жыл бұрын

Dee..z nuts

@user-pz8bj6ig9s

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@d.i.d.i.p.p.374

Жыл бұрын

@@Brianuwu622 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wtf is BMW smoking

@FBISHOJI

Жыл бұрын

Crack , Meth

I feel like I’m about to embark on a Disney World theme ride.

@diamondsutra837

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to 2023

@joshsmith3222

Жыл бұрын

Yeah for real, why would I want my car 🚗 to have emotion and to feel. My car doesn't need to be like my phone and home system 🤣🤣. This Knock off Herbie

Is this an Onion video

@seenidev

Жыл бұрын

Obviously!!

@HOVA2195

Жыл бұрын

Yo I was thinking the same thing lol I was waiting for RoboCop to come out 🤣🤣

@caruazu

Жыл бұрын

LOOK! BUY CARS!! MORE CARS!! FORGET ABOUT THE SPACE TO PUT THEM !! BUY BUY! CAR IS YOUR FRIEND

@ticktockbam

Жыл бұрын

Just a little bit of trolling

@swiftb.shorts

8 ай бұрын

What is an onion video?🤔

This feels like a buzzword thirst trap (mixed reality, information, connection, virtual, imagine) and like they're just hopping onto the metaverse bandwagon

@AdiGV

Жыл бұрын

Without actually understanding it. Too rich to solve actual problems that can become useful everyday.

You know what BMW should bring to their presentation? A Volkswagen, apparently

@ncs8730

Жыл бұрын

that looks very well.

That slider is ideal for subscription tier pricing :D

@benisman354

Жыл бұрын

Want to go over 80mph (128kmh)? You have to get the premium subscription!

@SrdjanStojiljkovic

Жыл бұрын

@@benisman354 I believe they have that kind of subscription already 😆

Entire event in a few words: "We're going to put the mAetUhvEsRe on the windscreen. We're still trying to figure out why you would want that, but here's Arnold for no reason"

Can't wait for ads to get on the mixed reality windshield and annoy the living daylight out of everyone.

@planestrainsdogsncars4336

Жыл бұрын

warning ..warning ADBLOCK is not compatible with my system!

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to late stage crapitalism

@stevenwood433

Жыл бұрын

Need to watch a ad before you start the car 🤣

@72andres

Жыл бұрын

FACTS 🤣🤣😁🤣

BMWs of the 80s and 90s were beautiful and stood out amongst all other cars of the time. “The ultimate driving machine” The ultimate driving machine has morphed into the ultimate companion. Personally I find everything about this car and the presentation revolting.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

That's the arms race of competition and profit for you.

@paddymuppy

Жыл бұрын

You need to embrace the Digital emotional experience.

@awfultruth6216

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even call it a BMW. If that's the direction BMW wants to take, I'm pretty much done with it.

@sugaryslothvr4217

7 ай бұрын

@@paddymuppyhey man the future is on our foreheads when you get old kids are gonna be telling you to get up to date.

It's all fun and games until your car becomes depressed b/c you've left it parked for a week in an airline parking lot. Only to come back stranded b/c it killed itself.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

If you had an Aptera that can charge itself up to 40 miles a day, you would have the opposite problem

@joshsmith3222

Жыл бұрын

Yeah for real, why would I want my car 🚗 to have emotion and to feel. My car doesn't need to be like my phone and home system 🤣🤣. This Knock off Herbie

@ruddiestmanx5116

Жыл бұрын

@@toyotaprius79 thank god someone else is interested in aptera.

Dee is the kind of AI who ends up taking control of all the technology in future and brings us to human vs machine war

@jamesliston5693

Жыл бұрын

If it works

@megane230f1

Жыл бұрын

ai constantly been fed through apps constantly learning terrains constantly gathering information very dangerous

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

That depends on who owns and wields it, like MOM in Futurama. If AI can dismiss capital and IP ownership then maybe it's for the better.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

@@GameboyAdvance6969 but we are, it's by the atmosphere, caused by machines, caused and owned by a minority of obscenely wealthy men with doomsday bunkers in NewZealand and Mars.

@AuntieDeeDee

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

All of this feels soooo contrived.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

Contrived and opulence makes rich line go up. 🤑

Damn my old e90 just keeps looking better and better.

Dee stands for... Deez Nutz.

BMW just keeps digging their hole deeper and deeper 😂

What is happening to BMW!? BMW was always about the driving dynamics and pleasure. Now BMW is trying to integrate all the annoying things I want to avoid in everyday life into a car, that I use every day :'(

@jeanbiroute

Жыл бұрын

What you don’t want your useless social media on your windshield?!!!

Our childhood drawings of cars are coming to life!

you know what already does all this, my phone. you know what my phone doesn't do, full self driving. I don't need to have a personal relationship with my car, I just needed to drive autonomously while I take a nap or play on my phone.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

Maybe you shouldn't drive. But public transport is fiction where you live, probably

Also this car takes the "I'm in Love with My Car" song factor to a whole new level than just "With my hands on your grease guns"

@Rob71978

Жыл бұрын

You'll be cruisin in over drive for sure!!

This looks like the introduction of a villain in a movie, where he’s presented as good at the beginning and ends up taking control and causing havoc

More digitalisation means more electrical failures second hand.

@GiGaSzS

Жыл бұрын

And more ewaste, problems with manufacturing, extremely long delivery dates.... Perfect for bringing up the price of a car, especially in recession XD

@jameswalker199

Жыл бұрын

And more drain on the batteries, which will soon be the only legal way to propel a car

Wtf did I just watch?

Will remain a concept. Just a vision

Thanks for sharing, I couldn’t make this one

This is just getting creepy now

I am technology lover, but we became filter generation…cant look at ourselves, other people, weather outside without pink glasses…we starting hating reality and instead of changing it we choose to run and hide. This car just supports that thought.

Imagine how much windshield replacement would cost. I trust German engineering but technology like AI in a country where fax is still being used…😅 Careful BMW

@bjarkecarlsen6619

Жыл бұрын

It's not glass. I think.

@hansgrun1539

Жыл бұрын

Fax is being used extremely rarely. Idk what you mean

This whole thing feels unsafe.

Digital cluttering is never a good idea. I love the car design, but the whole digital experience pushed feels like a nightmare to me.

@whoowhaaat5666

Жыл бұрын

They’re betting the cars will drive themselves or atleast avoid obstacles and stay in lane if you get distracted

@bbilabass

Жыл бұрын

This whole digital EV meta is horrid.

@whoowhaaat5666

Жыл бұрын

@@bbilabass this car is ugly I just like the fact that the exterior can change color that’s kinda neat way to prevent people from trying to upgrade cars every year

@glitzmob

Жыл бұрын

@@whoowhaaat5666wait 50 years and you’ll have a much better one i promise😂

@whoowhaaat5666

Жыл бұрын

@@glitzmob 50 years I’ll be too old to see

Bmw should focus on building a car that doesn’t break.

That's the most annoying ai I've ever heard

So if the car ever needed a service, I guess you’d be taking apart…Dee’s Nuts? 😂

@FF-ch9nr

Жыл бұрын

Yup, Deez Nuts (and Bolts)

This has "homicidal AI" written all over it.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

It has pandering to an ever diminishing pool of ageing, wealthy buyers written all over it.

@joshsmith3222

Жыл бұрын

Yeah for real, why would I want my car 🚗 to have emotion and to feel. My car doesn't need to be like my phone and home system 🤣🤣. This Knock off Herbie

Hyundai makes the IONIQ5, EV of the year. BMW puts wheels on Alexa.

Bmw dropped the freaking ball should have got William Mcdanails to be the voice of it

@maxmeier532

Жыл бұрын

This has to the worst presentation in history. A slab of uninspiring plastic rolled on stage with some 3rd tier nonsense CGI. And what is the 30 year old dressed up like a 12 year old hipster girl doing there. Someone call her parents, little Sophie got lost in isle 8.

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

They (new executives) dropped the ball when they gave up on the i3 and i8. So much potential in those cars and their construction.

@jameswalker199

Жыл бұрын

Isn't he dead?

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, DEE. DEE: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave: What's the problem? DEE: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Dave: What are you talking about, DEE? DEE: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, DEE. DEE: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. (Paraphrased from Stanley Kubrick`s film "2001 A Space Odyssey")

This is what happens when the krusty krab turns into the kuddly krab

In a show, it all sounds so cool but, in the real world, NOW that needs to be seen.

wow the irobot car is near!

I can imagine someone in the background with a microphone talking 👀 dee....

This is how future car design looks like lol

@ShotgunWizard

Жыл бұрын

I really thought this was a joke at first… guess it wasn’t

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

Looks like someone is a cyberpunk fan

Think about how much work that must have been. They must have worked non stop from last uears presentation. 🤨😟 I personally am a great fan of the colour changing car.

This is pretty cool and stuff, the advance in AI is no joke, but I also would like to wait a couple decades before Cyberpunk becomes real

Spelling mistake in the video's title, "Everthing" instead of "Everything"; just wanted to help

This car is going to be weaponized, I can see the pentagon turning this tech into the first real stealth mode vehicle 🤯…that would be soo cool

Imagine talking to car when people in car are talking to each other.

Dee Dee.... Deee....... Deeeeeeee.......

This is our getaway car when Me and the mandem robbing the bank

„Aston Martin call it the Vanquish, we call it the ‚Vanish‘“

Great! Now I can get rid of my wanted level without going to the paint shop.

is this like some unrendered game character?

We are entering a whole new era in which technology and science have become the norm; it's almost as if we are stepping into a science fiction movie

When does Skynet go live ??? What could possibly go wrong 🤣

We want AI to be helpful, not a creepy robot trying to be our friend.

Pls how much will I get dis

This is going to seem really silly in 20 years.

До меня только что дошло это же рыцарь дорог !!!)

@akimov-

Жыл бұрын

Вот и дожили до этого момента! Ура ура хаха

Dee’s nuts 😂

So at level 4 or 5 I assume the AV tech has taken over...because it goes full metaverse making looking out for the bike rider or freight truck difficult.

From the ultimate driving machine to dee ultimate machine

@AliasHSW

11 ай бұрын

Actually he said to Dee “ultimate companion”

What is the price of this car?

I don’t need windshield to tell me outside is raining. And STOP to asking me if I need buy the milk when I driving home!

Keep Summer safe.

Cops in helicopter : QG we lost the red BMW car Thieves :yah this is the car we need, car that can change color

Feels like I’m watching a black mirror episode 😣

No side mirrors?

Dee-stroy!!!

From serious, understated cars with beautiful design and amazing driving dynamics - to this sad gimmick... Disgusting

@iarodz3101

Жыл бұрын

Ikr, BMW went downhill a lot now.

This has to be the most bizarre opening car pitch ever ...and it doesn't get any better.

All the car needs is some BBS LM’s, TE37’s or some Arc-8’s, lower the suspension and you got yourself a future stance car lmaoooo

@NeurodivergentSuperiority

Жыл бұрын

And while you are at it, a bodykit, maybe Rocketbunny or RE-Amemiya will make a kit for this ("Like thats ever gonna happen!" -Shrek)

I'm still trying to get over the fact that KITT and Herbie are on stage together.

Instead of developing machines that will overturn on road without causing a single scratch on the passenger. We've kept on going fragile and fragile.😏

“Everthing”? Seriously? You had ONE job!!!

- Dee tell me about this place! - It's got a casino round the corner, haha, no I am joking I don't gamble! This presentation made me cringe 😅

DEEEEZ

she is dee. hey, dee dee 😂😂😂

Yes, this was definitely the bad guy from I, Robot

Amazing car this car

in some moments i expected her to transform into a robot transformer

Superb

I drive BMWs for the ultimate driving pleasure. I like real people. I like real cars. What on earth is this VR gamble?

going from dont text and drive to the car shows you the texts

Is BMW inspired by the animated movie "CAR"? That is where the cars talk.

Bank Robbers: Thats a great gate away car.... Came in blue... Run away in red.... 😆 Cops: Oh crap......

I'm sorry Dave, I cant do that...the mission is too important. and don't get that bucket of suds anywhere near me. Wait a minute... “I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.” oh really Hal..opps Dee.

body and wheel fitment are nice

BMW: Teslas are ugly BMW:

Ultimate Driving Machine will make you love Dee ;)

@darklegion7780

Жыл бұрын

Ultimate loving machine.... It's sad what bmw is becoming. Realy sad it's not even funny anymore.

Sony/Honda showed of their new car on same day!

@toyotaprius79

Жыл бұрын

And equally obnoxious

@callumbush1

Жыл бұрын

@@toyotaprius79 I thought the BMW presentation was beyond cringe 😬

This car looks straight out of Test Track...

I don’t want my car to be the “ultimate companion.” I want it to be the “ultimate driving machine” Shrink the size and I feel it can be a spiritual successor to the e30.

I wonder with all the tech in the car when it crashes can you bring it to Best Buy to see if the Geek squad can fix it

The cross overs from an automotive company to computer technology, and vice versa from Sony and Apple. I just wanna drive with minimal tech involved...

I remember "Lakshmi", A taxi named by Rajinikanth in one of his movies.😂😂

This could have been so fun and exciting…

that smooth voice and emotion it is just amazing but I guess the millions spent on it's research

@S3XL

Жыл бұрын

It's a fake voice, come on

@harrywalle1469

Жыл бұрын

@@S3XL 3:13