Jizz Machine of the finest calibre. There is no doubt.

@Tom_Hadler

6 жыл бұрын

BaronVonGrumble BvG you are a legend.

@DouEditz

6 жыл бұрын

The finest quality of jizzzzzzes. thanks

@northernwig

6 жыл бұрын

Dripping...

@lukehunter69

6 жыл бұрын

BaronVonGrumble now the sell off of your bike collection makes sense...

@SquidWithGear

6 жыл бұрын

Your green boots are ridiculous sir

Please buy one as a 44T track bike and tour British/Euro circuits on it to make a track review series.. Edit; I wrote this before you mentioned it in the video. I will definitely put in a tenner..

My bumhole tightened a little when Chris overcooked turn 1! Awesome vid as always lads, what an absolute dream of a bike.

@xLordSpicy

6 жыл бұрын

WeNeedASaga my arsehole was like a rabbits nose!

@nikobd9984

4 жыл бұрын

@@xLordSpicy 🤣🤣

You guys are pretty much the only review/ride/commentary vids I want to watch. I don't even bother clicking on others' reviews and things even if they come out days before yours.

You two lolligans were so gobsmacked your banter was even reduced by a factor of HP4.

So you liked it then?

10% off HP4 race with 44 rewards !!

What an amazing bike. The warranty offered by BMW shows the faith they have in this engine and should provide some confidence to the prospective owner. Racing at this level will never be cheap, but that doesn’t mean people can’t aspire to it. Also, I’m glad you’ve reviewed this ‘out of most people’s reach’ bike as it’s only a matter of time until tech such as this filters down and it gives us an insight into the future. Thanks, as always, for your time and effort in making this video 👍

Man Al is a hell of rider ! Sue Perkins rules too, he got it so hard in the straightaway he ran off the track and it wasn't even sketch!! Great video guys

Great video guys, really been looking forward to it. Sad at the same time knowing I’ll never own one, although...maybe in 3-5 years this kind of spec will start to trickle down to their sensibly priced models! Until then I’ll be happy with my ‘17 R1.

Been waiting for this vid, and it’s hasn’t disappointed u guys never do... awesome

Another great video. Went ahead and bought myself a sticker to be shipped all the way to AZ, USA to support your new bike fund.... It is said every upload, but is worth repeating - you guys put out the best motorcycle-related content on KZread!!!

I saw one of these at Bahnstormer... dribble, dribble. Seeing you guys ride it is as close as I'm ever going to get, and I loved it..

This is quickly becoming the best and only KZread channel for Bike-related high quality awsomeness.

The best video combining 44t and bvg thus far. Fantastic.

I love that bike! You rode it like a savage BEAST!

@MatteoCariotti

6 жыл бұрын

650ib Too bad you cant do highway smackdowns on it lol

@rahberali

6 жыл бұрын

Magaiver9000 lol

@brodiehimself

6 жыл бұрын

You can though, what's the police gonna do?

@mustafajustin6684

2 жыл бұрын

i dont mean to be so offtopic but does anybody know of a trick to log back into an Instagram account?? I was dumb forgot the password. I love any tips you can offer me.

@arjunlawson564

2 жыл бұрын

@Mustafa Justin Instablaster ;)

I could die happy just seeing a comparison review of the HP4 Race, RC213V, and H2R.

one of the best vids you legends have made yet.

"These brakes are phenomenal" Yeah, must be cool... [*cries on K1 GSX-R*]

Great video gentlemen as always, loved the reaction you guys both had while riding, you need to have a push for everyone to buy a sticker or shirt to help finance this bike for the 44 teeth corral.

another amazing video.....keep up the excellent work guys.....love your videos

Well Well. Great video. Of all the killer bikes you men have had the honor of sampling, it appears that we have come face to face with Jizzimus Maximus! I can only imagine what a rush that machine was to ride. Given Al's resume I was a bit surprised to hear him go on like that. It still makes me wonder why BMW refuses to bring a factory effort back to the world stage. By this, of course I am referring to WSBK. They got spanked a bit there. We won't even mention MotoGP. However, the argument can be made that this bike more than holds its own when you look at the TT, Macau and other series. Seems to me like they would make things much more interesting today in WSBK with this monster. Thanks again, guys! This was a blast to watch.

I've been waiting for this and I've fallen in love of that bike. I've seen this bike at the D.C. International motorcycle show and my God is it stupidly perfect

I'm up for donating a quid if i get to see more onboards with that absolute Jizz monster, great video lads

Liked the video before I've even watched it. Well it is 44 Teeth.

Loved the budge bike battle it's nice to come off with a review good video lads 👍

Extreme skill even when pitching a tent . Loved it.

Love the way you tried to describe the feeling of riding the bike and the when you open the throttle “fucking hell” said it all.

Really nice comprehensive review as usual guys.

We have got to buy one lets do it i will send £2 get one each it will make this the best motorcycle platform out there.. The uk is screaming out for a top motorcycle channel lets make 44 teeth that channel. Bike's Bant's and bollocks.....

@cafe88racer53

6 жыл бұрын

think hes gonna buy this over the v4 speciale lol

@Eglehalo4

6 жыл бұрын

Support from the u s of a ill send some grip aswell

@iamtherealzombie

6 жыл бұрын

They should legit start a gofundme or something, I bet they would raise the money

@gnarshread

6 жыл бұрын

I'm in! Let's do this S#@T!!!

@UnknownShotsUK

6 жыл бұрын

Id total do it

Such a tense and entertaining video of you guys... Giggled couple of times and can't remove it from my face:)

You should buy one. Base it on a special HP4/44 sticker sales campaign. For every sticker sold the buyer gets a ticket in the hat to join you two on a season of track days. Would also be a hell of a video series.

awesome video. brilliant cinematography

Awesome video my British friends. Us Yanks over here on the other side of the pond love your videos! Keep up the great work.

Great review! I absolutely love this machine, just wish I could afford something as awesome as this.

Was nice to see Chris get on the track for a review, to see how 'normal' rider feels riding it!

Absolutely love this channel and videos

148 kg!! 220 plus horsepower...drop dead Sexy looks, Jesus Christ...Gotta love german Engineering Sweet Lord its beautifull

“I’m going for a poo” top lad. Entertaining but well informative. Best thing on KZread. Baron.... you should do stand up 😂

A true pinnacle of motorcycling hey... Fagan hits the straight, front wheel bouncing up and down through gear changes - “f*#kin ‘ell!!!!” 😆😁 - you can hear the sheer biking jizz joy... 👍😊

One of my favs ,cracking review and gonna watch it again and droooool !

Love turnkey race bikes from the factory. No fuss no muss. Ancient history but my team raced the first aprilia in AMA history. Instant race bike, just add fuel. We won the race too.

Baron Von New-Debt

I felt my heart beating a faster just watching you get on that thing, must have been awesome!

Big ENVY.....can you feel it!!!! Excellent video

I just did a couple weekends as a BMW lead guide for some road test days and one guy had 3.. I shit you not! He flew in in his chopper to the showroom at Reiten Motorad in Essex. It was brought over by, Focused Events. I fell in love without even hearing it start up 😂

What a bike! The traction control (cutting the spark I imagine) sounds awesome. And I have to say, even though we always see it in those videos, Fagan's helmet looks great. So, does the Ducati Superleggera even compare?

Have you guys started a hp4 race fund yet I’m in for a tenner, would love to see a race series featuring you guys touring tracks on this monster!!!

So where do I need to send my £1 then?

14:25. “Fuckin hell”. Best moment of the whole vid. Haha. Awesome.

Could not stop smiling from ear to ear while watching the video LOL..just amazing guys!! Could feel the amazingness through the monitor LOL. Thank God wife can't see my face, would tell me I dont even smile that much for her lol.

Holy shit balls, I’ve been waiting for this review for weeks!

I actually missed seeing Nate Kern’s bike at Jennings. A month before his got stolen in Amarillo Texas but he got it back with both of his Nine-T’s and most of his stuff.

You guys only briefly mentioned the honda. There is a track only version of that bike, I wonder if you guys could get you hands on one and do the ultimate comparo of the best 2 bikes in the world. .

Brilliant review as always guys!! I am usually pissing myself at you two, well to be honest i did have a little giggle when Chris, while throwing it into turn one,let out and an almighty ... Gee wizz ! Wtf? Count me in for a donation! Just imagine...BMW HP 44 Teeth ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

Awesome video guys! Hope BMW bring out the road version of this and leave it as is... i.e DON'T turn it down from 11 to 5!!!

You have my quid (or two), just buy it. I can't buy myself but will be happy to see you guys racing on it.

Good to see bikes like this being made, one day this tech will be on our bikes which is good for all of us!

Incredible review, what a blast

Love how the guy at 1:42 looks at BVG like he's a celebrity. Laughed pretty hard there.

Who would have thought a wardrobe on 4 wheels manufacturer would one day make a 2 wheeled scalpel? LOL head for the black stuff/track just like what I aimed for when landing my warplane on the long thin runway and believe it or not the runway felt like it had a bend at speed, lmao, love the buzz and videos lads.

Thanking You 44Teeth love Your videos!

Since you dont have Patreon, would sticker sales help? Another brilliant video lads, Best moto journalists around!

@FortyFourTeeth

6 жыл бұрын

We do have Patreon. Just don't shout about it too much!

@olliety

6 жыл бұрын

Ooops! I'll sling a couple of quid in there!

@zippycentral

6 жыл бұрын

I reckon they should sell all their socks n undies (unwashed) from various tours and wanky tests. Doooooo iiiiiiiiit.

@felixarbable

6 жыл бұрын

44Teeth set it up so we can send money specifically for the bike and track the progress. We want this long termer

Great video, fellas. Sat watching with sweat palms!! 😬

What a great watch. Fantastic stuff.

Great video and you know what? If I have to part with a couple of quid with a chance of riding it, even for just a couple of laps, that'd be so worth it!

Nice job again guys. Lucky fellas + amazing bike. Where do I send my quid to?

Jizzy jizzzyyyyyyyyeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh.......ooohhh my god! Haha,best vid ever! You boys are the best,along with the HP4 race obviously 👍🏻

Awesome review. Quality content. Big up

Alex Barros seemed well impress by your announcement of a pre ride poo!

Get in lads!! Truly awesome!

Great review! What a bike!

I'm glad you mentioned the RC213V, I'm really curious to know what you guys think comparing the two. Is the hp4 race even better than the track version 215hp RC213V? That's basically a gp machine. Please do video of the rc213v if you can. Regarding Valia's time, that was on a stock V4, not the S model and with stock exhaust? . I rode the v4 stock and a V4s with the factory akra 226hp on track and the difference is huge. 6kg less and 12hp makes a big difference. I wonder what Valia would have done on a V4S with akra. Given he basically developed that bike so it's like his child. If reitenberger just hopped on the hp4 and set that lap that's nutty. I guess the question is, is the Hp4 race better than a V4S with Akra, race body work, and say carbon wheels? I imagine that would lower the weight to 390lbs wet? What's the wet weight of the hp4?

Just got my learners and can't wait to get this for my first bike!

I'm most interested to hear how does the bike corner since this bike is without the adaptive trickery of the R1M and V4S. Does this bike prove that stuff is basically redundant on the track and it's mainly just for the road?

Fantastic video lads!

16:05 that single handed transition was scary

Good video. You guys are slowly converting me to sportsbikes :)

Maybe I missed it but was curious if you will ever do a video on the RC213V-S? Riding or not I'd love to hear you guys talking about it.

why 44teeth? vs like 43 or 45? just wondering

@curtiscurt

6 жыл бұрын

sprockets, gear ratios and going faster. Something like that anyway.

@jetjock767

6 жыл бұрын

Standard sprocket fitted to most bikes

Hey guys! Great video, as usual. Congrats! Q: What helmet camera do you use?

"I'd buy that for a dollar" well I mean a pound, well what I actually mean is I'd happily give you a pound to buy that bad boy! Keep up the great content. Loved the budget bike challenge and hope to see more like it!

I would gladly put £10 into the fund lads, yet another great vid 👌🏻

you need to send Statham club racing on one....

@benjy468

6 жыл бұрын

Oh to see the vitriol when an ex pro shows up on a $80k bike a local club would be hilarious.

@Ben-qz4gh

6 жыл бұрын

set up a gofund me page sue, id love to see this :D

Cracking video. Thank you for sharing with us

1:39 Baron going full Thunderbirds strutting off there

This is what I wanted to hear. That this is the best way ahead the Superleggera! thanks for sharing your moment of joy kiddo's :)

hey guys how those brembos stand against those which are on the Ducati Superleggera you also praised?.

How would this compare to Aprilia's Factory Race bike RSV4 FW-GP?

will the new 2019 s1000rr have some of the hp4 race bikes dna on it hopefully

Well done boys! So jelly!!

So that's what the GSXR 1000 k5 looks like after eleven years of German race development.

@dtipton09

6 жыл бұрын

i thought they modeled the 1st gen S1000RR off the R6

@Trickshot72

6 жыл бұрын

Upon deciding to build the S1000 RR, BMW looked to the K5 for their inspiration. It was at the time, leagues ahead of its opposition. So good in fact, that even today it can hold its own against almost any other bike, on the road. The original S thou was nothing more than a more developed K5. Which of course, meant it was fantastic.

@ianjames4849

5 жыл бұрын

@JezBollah 667 Yea I think it is? LOL NO but I was just saying that 1000cc sportbikes that can actually go around a track (unlike a busa) did not have anywhere close to that much power until the S1000rr, Nor electronics (abs, tractions control, anti-wheelie), as far as production liter bikes though. Like I said I was agreeing that they stole alot from the K6. I really like the k6 gixxer. I am NOT a fan boy. I am just saying I am glad they went balls out and made the S1000rr because it forced other manufacturers to step their games up! If you dont believe me look up HP figures, electonic gadgets, brakes and other specs for 2010 literbikes. S1000rr shits all over them. RIP

@ianjames4849

5 жыл бұрын

@JezBollah 667 I mean they own the sportbike market especially back in the early 2000s... who else would they copy off of? They had NEVER made a true sportbike before so they were obviously going to have to start somewhere.

@ianjames4849

5 жыл бұрын

@JezBollah 667 Right because the R1 you buy from the factory is a WBSK bike?! OR your gonna put 150k into it to make it a WBSK bike. Right. Totally. And no S1K was released to public in 2010. I am not talking about WBSK bikes? I'm talking about the R1 or S1K you buy from the dealership so I dont know why you keep changing topics from Gixxer, to R1 to WBSK bikes. I actual don't even know why I wasted my time with this conversation. I'm not trying to convince you and I'm obviously not educating you since you think the S1K came out in 2007? Really LOL It seems like you love your 09 R1 so much your gonna drop 150k into it to make it a WBSK bike so you can can have the all bragging right amongst your buddies. Have fun riding Yamadick with your 09 WBSK bike buddy...

I love the bmw by far my favorite bike in the world but are you guys going to be able to get on a h2r anytime soon

How many seconds per lap on this one comparing to standard S1000RR you can win if they both on slicks with your skills?

I honestly find you guys hilarious, keep doin what u do #rideforever

Is there any way you guys can get your hands on a Honda RC213V-S? I would die to see a straight comparison between that weapon and this jizz machine you're showing here.

Happy to contribute, set it up boys. Looks like you are BMW fanboys for sure. Keep up the good work 👍

Fantastic bike and review, not sure about the boots though Chris...🙈👍

So were they cool with you slapping a Jizz Machine sticker on it?

I wonder if this gives a small glimpse of the new RR, which I heard from a reliable source, will be ground up new and as ground breaking as the original RR...