You know what else is cursed? The program stops moving, the mouse becomes a spinning loop, and you havent saved in a long time...

@DonVigaDeFierro

3 жыл бұрын

That's enough to send you into a pit of despair, a burst of rage or a slip of sanity... Depending on the poly count.

@willian2848

3 жыл бұрын

Holly shit this give me nightmares

@rubenn.5389

3 жыл бұрын

File > Recover > Auto save You will probably have a few minutes lost but it’s a huge lifesaver if Blender crashes.

@willian2848

3 жыл бұрын

@@rubenn.5389 I love you

@yaskeepants

3 жыл бұрын

and then the 'blender is not responding' pop-up appears..

Do not, under any circumstances, subdivide Suzanne. She will take her revenge.

@Fylmxd

3 жыл бұрын

hey quick question. so i released a song, but i couldn't find my artist channel. how were you able to find yours and how did you claim it? im guessing distrokid, but i use soundrop soo ;-;

@designator7402

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fylmxd ye, distrokid did all the work for me. Creates your artists channel and then merges it with your regular one, if you have it. Sorry, can't be of much help.

@Fylmxd

3 жыл бұрын

@@designator7402 ripp i cant find my artist channel for merging and soundrop couldn't provide a link so that sucks

@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132

3 жыл бұрын

what other weirdness do you have ???

@yainaya_

3 жыл бұрын

You mean don't *decimate* Suzanne

Basically, in the first image, there are thousands of vertices and edges, but only one face. The second image shows the back of a head after sculpting with dynamic topology, and now the topology is trash and fucked up. The third one is cursed because the default Blender scene has the camera, point light, and default cube, but now it has been replaced with a default pyramid. The fourth one shows what happens when you repeatedly apply the smooth modifier to Suzzanne. The fifth one shows the Maya logo instead of the Blender logo where the Blender logo should be. The sixth one shows a massive and unorganized node tree. The seventh one shows bones for a human rig, but all the bones are oriented upward, which is weird and doesn't work well. The eighth one shows a Blender in Blender.

@michaelmakes1333

3 жыл бұрын

ok this is a shit comment that isn't even right. For example, the first one is cursed bc it shows a single face with hundreds of thousands of edges. And the fifth one is cursed because the Maya logo is where the blender logo should be. I hope this comment is a joke. Hopefully I cleared some things up.

@mileswaugh

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmakes1333 Ah yeah, sorry, I actually posted this at like 3:00am, I can edit it if you like...

@vi5151

3 жыл бұрын

DUDE THANKS LOL i was sitting in here just wondering whats wrong with the half of them XD

@Crazylom

3 жыл бұрын

Nodes are special case. Both for outsiders and Blender user, this shit can be terrifying

@mileswaugh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crazylom Hehe, I absolutely LOVE nodes. Then again, I do love many things other people find scary.

that final image: B̸ ̷L̶ ̵E̶ ̶N̴ ̴D̷ ̵E̸ ̸R̴

@pold111

3 жыл бұрын

a blender render of a blender

@paonflinx2857

3 жыл бұрын

@@pold111 with an computer who sounds like a blender

@mattplays3824

2 жыл бұрын

@@paonflinx2857 with a computer that's shaped like a blender

@envycollar

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattplays3824 in a blender

@godzillafan9115

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattplays3824 blending

Me, who doesn't know anything about blender: "I like your funny images, magic Man"

@nebroskitheraut6705

3 жыл бұрын

me too lol

@uovomarcioultra6917

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@AlyxTheProtogen

3 жыл бұрын

@@uovomarcioultra6917 nice name

@voidericspenceracemperor9710

3 жыл бұрын

Idk whats going on either

@reihn8203

3 жыл бұрын

@@uovomarcioultra6917 Nice name, idiota

As a modeler, I can confirm this is what happens when you delete the default cube at 3am.

@fyka2902

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you do such a horrible thing?

@thebulletmagnet3615

3 жыл бұрын

I cant even use blender cause I suck at it, and I still shudder at these images.

@Nekotico

3 жыл бұрын

In another similar video i said something like you and i get lot of hate by saying that i was a 3d modeler.... society it's scary some times xD

@normalpepsi7993

3 жыл бұрын

amature i deleted the default cube at 3 am and shouted AMOG US

@normalpepsi7993

3 жыл бұрын

cube imposter came to my house

0:18 I don't use Blender but this pyramid definitely have a threatening aura, I'm terrified

I don't even know much about blender, but I am terrified. My god .

@LazyLoonz

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why you're terrified

@joancaic2853

3 жыл бұрын

Blender is like a David Lynch's nightmare.

@joedou7glas200

3 жыл бұрын

the only one that people who dont use blender understand is suzzane one

@xanev.

3 жыл бұрын

holaaa

@danielowen2633

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I'm the only one who watches blender videos and uses blender

As a child, i used to find 3d modeling software extremely scary, it was something about th grey lifeless void and the overly saturated and unintuitive ui *this was on the early 2000s* that made me fell like if i clicked on something i shouldn't click i could shatter the fabric of reality.

@vintprox

2 жыл бұрын

Now it's just the opposite: if you don't learn enough and still click stuff, reality WILL hit you in the face with some crash opportunity or other unoptimized shit.

@ikilledaman

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@lyrisio

2 жыл бұрын

@@vintprox luckily, I program and 3d model at the same time to fasten the death of my computer

@Juicethechild

2 жыл бұрын

by the way you know how the vivid and colorful and happy Minecraft world has this place called the end and just search up all about it its so frucked up but intetesting like the background void being a megacube and the outer islands making donuts and stuff very sus but kinda cool ngl

@ismahilinumbganva3767

2 жыл бұрын

3ds max used to scare the shit out of me with it's 'aesthetic'

0:40, this is what we call *"simple node setups"*

@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse

2 жыл бұрын

Tutorial: "We're going to skip here a bit"

I'm still a Blender beginner, but here is my best guess for all of these 0:00 A circle with 28,958 edges is overkill. Also judging by the 28,956 triangles, I'd guess that the circle is split up in a very inconvenient way. Terrible. 0:05 It looks like this model was generated from an image using an algorithm. Its level of detail varies dramatically. See where all the black dots are? Those spots are going to look like a weird pinching if you try to animate it. 0:13 Blender always opens with a default scene with a default cube. This is a default pyramid. *shudder* 0:19 This is the Blender monkey. Her name is Suzanne. The model comes free with the software. Someone tried to subdivide it but it looks really weird. (Thank you to Designator for leaving a comment with info I forgot.) 0:26 The window is Blender but the top bar shows that the window is actually in Blender's main competitor software, Autodesk Maya 3d. 0:37 This is a Nodes window. Nodes are a way of programming without typing everything out. This image looks like a lot of bad code. It would be very difficult for anyone to work with this, even the person that made it. Good code is important. 0:43 These are animation bones from an animation skeleton rig. All of the bones are vertical which doesn't bode well. They should probably be in a T pose or something. Maybe all of the rotations got erased. This is the Blender equivalent of finding a human skeleton with all of the bones neatly arranged. 0:49 Blender in Blender

@almir1719

3 жыл бұрын

Thx

@PenguinDoc

3 жыл бұрын

The last one is... well.. look at how cursed those faces are.

@ajemajh

2 жыл бұрын

SUBDIVIDE DA MONKE

@chocofrolik834

2 жыл бұрын

Number 2 is just topology fucked over by dynamic sculp

@chaotickreg7024

2 жыл бұрын

@@chocofrolik834 That's from somebody sculpting? I assumed it was just photogrammetry being weird.

everyday blender user here and i know exactly what type of energy each image is supposed to exude

@angrychallenge

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain

@siddharthbhargav

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrychallenge 1. 0:00 It appears to be a circle with a lot of vertices so that it's extremely smooth but super inefficient, so basically the energy is: ruh roh. 2. 0:06 Seems to be a model generated by some sort of photo scanning program and the topology, basically the way the shape is made through polygons, is just horrific. 3. 0:11 Usually the default scene in blender has a cube, so the fact it's a pyramid is odd. 4. 0:20 The monkey on the left is named Suzanne which is one of Blender's mascots. It is one of the objects Blender has in it's library and it seems to have had a modifier or some sort of effect applied to it so that the geometry is changed and it has produced unsettling results. 5. 0:27 The icon in the top left is for Maya not Blender 6. 0:38 Nodes scary. Lots of them. Ah. (Though looking at them from this distance I don't think they're doing anything) Nodes are usually used to create materials in blender and they dictate how an object reacts to light and other things. 7. 0:43 Sometimes when you import a skeleton to use to pose a model it has the bones all rotated in a weird orientation because they were not imported correctly. 8. 0:50 Blender made with Blender. edit: added time stamps

@audiofox5104

3 жыл бұрын

@@siddharthbhargav (thank you, i missed the maya one)

@angrychallenge

3 жыл бұрын

@@siddharthbhargav thanks, I understood some but this comment helped me a lot

@yeye-bt5fy

3 жыл бұрын

Same

fuck this is terrifying

@UsuallyMad

3 жыл бұрын

DO YOU MEAN DUCK

@gustavomelo7751

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@ihavedaddytissues

3 жыл бұрын

O

@kdotunrlsd

3 жыл бұрын

@@UsuallyMad no he means fuck

@remelin75

3 жыл бұрын

@@kdotunrlsd His name is Dick. That has to be it.

0:37 he's too powerful to be left alive

A month ago I was watching this and was like "I don't get it" but then I learned blender for school purposes and I'm currently wheezing at this

@cybergameextreme4463

3 жыл бұрын

Beep boop skeboop

@hazmatbp

3 жыл бұрын

@@cybergameextreme4463 shut up

@cybergameextreme4463

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazmatbp what? I only try to speak like bf.

@hazmatbp

3 жыл бұрын

@@cybergameextreme4463 fnf is a bad game with awful code and incompetent developers, not to mention a fanbase of literal toddlers

@cybergameextreme4463

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazmatbp nah, i am not playing the game, i am only listen to the song, i love the instrument.

I was like "Heh, this isn't even scary !" And then i saw the Maya icon. Fuck man, i'm not sleeping tonight.

@flopirenciamanga4450

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing, it's so scary

@faishal_augusta

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i haven't slept for 3 days since i saw that image, i might start to hallucinate

@zandiker

3 жыл бұрын

Which one was it? 🤧

@jamesc5801

3 жыл бұрын

Oof yeah. That Maya one was truly unsettling

@nailozaz7596

3 жыл бұрын

wtf is maya thingy

I'm saving this for when I know blender so I can know how terrified I should be

@Joy-dn8yz

3 жыл бұрын

don't this topology, materials and subdivided monke terrify you?

@u.kw1461

3 жыл бұрын

Thinking the exact same thing

@fafplayz7355

3 жыл бұрын

Its gonna 'extrude' your fear. Haha see what i did there

@sopapopp

3 жыл бұрын

@@fafplayz7355 no but I will in a few years

@UncleBurrito15

3 жыл бұрын

Let me teach you 1. A VERY high resolution circle. 2. Very bad mesh topology on the head model. 3. Default pyramid. 4. Obviously a very cursed suzanne monkey. This effect is probably achieved using the smooth modifier. 5. Blender, but with the autodesk maya icon. 6. Extremely unorganized and messy shader nodes. 7. Wrongly orientated armature bones. 8. Blender in Blender.

watching this before and then after learning how to use blender really hits differently

I can feel my computer heating up from just looking at some of these bruh

i have no clue how to use blender i have no clue whats cursed about these i have no clue how blender works i have no clue why this is on my recommended but god damn this is terrifying

@hasamahikaru

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a maya user it even made me shit bricks looking at these lmao

@beas_espofficial6245

3 жыл бұрын

0:51, this one is ez to understand, blender made with Blender

@obbbob4911

3 жыл бұрын

the second one is scary because of terrible topology those are vertices that you HAVE TO EDIT AND RIG

@elijahberg3606

3 жыл бұрын

@@obbbob4911 yo ur profile pic scared me lmao

@djkorou

3 жыл бұрын

The second one is all those dirty messed up vertices

Wrote this as a reply to someone who was confused but in case anyone else wants to know: 1. 0:00 It appears to be a circle with a lot of vertices so that it's extremely smooth but super inefficient, so basically the energy is: ruh roh. 2. 0:06 Seems to be a model generated by some sort of photo scanning program and the topology, basically the way the shape is made through polygons, is just horrific. 3. 0:11 Usually the default scene in blender has a cube, so the fact it's a pyramid is odd. 4. 0:20 The monkey on the left is named Suzanne which is one of Blender's mascots. It is one of the objects Blender has in it's library and it seems to have had a modifier or some sort of effect applied to it so that the geometry is changed and it has produced unsettling results. 5. 0:27 The icon in the top left is for Maya not Blender 6. 0:38 Nodes scary. Lots of them. Ah. (Though looking at them from this distance I don't think they're really doing anything) Nodes are usually used to create materials in blender and they dictate how an object reacts to light and other things. 7. 0:43 Sometimes when you import a skeleton to use to pose a model it has the bones all rotated in a weird orientation because they were not imported correctly. 8. 0:50 Blender made with Blender. I think I might have misunderstood 1. so if anyone has an alternate explanation please let me know.

@cactusninja7514

3 жыл бұрын

Also the last one still has all the edge lines on it, even though it is a render

@DerFinder

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, the last one has edges that curve, quite scary

@fahads_artwork

3 жыл бұрын

@@DerFinder actually wireframe modifire is enabled, that is why lastone is havivg lines

@DerFinder

3 жыл бұрын

@@fahads_artwork ah yeah, forgot about that

@fahads_artwork

3 жыл бұрын

@@DerFinder what about first one i didnot get that

If you want cursed images then just look up the UV mapping of faces that people have to do to skin and texture your favourite characters into looking all pretty.

@caramelatte5477

2 жыл бұрын

I used to look at those images like damn thats so cursed its scary and now I am the one making those. Ah how the turns have tabled

I have no damn clue what is going on but i'm already terrified by seeing some grey models on a dark grey realm.

Everyone: "Pfft, I don't get what's so scary about this." The people who use blender: *Tortured sobs*

@PencilMercenary

3 жыл бұрын

can someone explain what this is? lol

@raphaelwesley9140

3 жыл бұрын

@@PencilMercenary It's a free-to-use application for making 3D models. The cube is the default object on which appear at the screen when you open up the interface. Generally, you don't use it, so you often delete it. But it's there if you want to work with it. The image of the head is a glitch on the model. The first image shows tons of vertices and edges on one single face, which is impossible to have, since a face is made of 4 edges and four vertices. (Geometry). The monkey is called Suzanne. A model that comes as default. And the image of the icon shows the icon of a different 3d applicaton. The rest you don't need to know, it's just nodes and bones for texturing and animating objects

@PencilMercenary

3 жыл бұрын

@@raphaelwesley9140 oh thanks lol

@Tapheart

3 жыл бұрын

@@PencilMercenary It's the worlds best free 3d animation software... 😐

@SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tapheart It's not the best in any of what it does, it's the best at doing what a full stack cg software does.

Therapist: "The default pyramid isn't real. It can't hurt you." The default pyramid: 0:13

@figotheanimator4883

3 жыл бұрын

a prism is a pyramid?

@samferngamerhd4204

3 жыл бұрын

*pyramid

@alpcelik5279

3 жыл бұрын

@@figotheanimator4883 It's not a prism

@figotheanimator4883

3 жыл бұрын

@@alpcelik5279 But why is Obama pyramid called Obama prism?

@imyasuka

3 жыл бұрын

@@figotheanimator4883, because memers are stupid

Explanation: 1. There is a circle with almost 30 thousand sides. Way too overkill 2. The topology is a nightmare, the triangles aren't even evenly distributed 3. A pyramid is not one of the default objects in Blender. How did it get there? 4. The monkey head should not look like that. I don't know that was even possible, but it's cursed. 5. The software is Blender, but the icon is Maya (not the same software). 6. There are way too many nodes and they aren't organized. I don't think any normal computer would be able to process that much 7. All of the rigging bones are pointing up. They should resemble a skeleton 8. There is an actual blender, not Blender the software.

This has been haunting my recommended for couple weeks. Finally decided to check this out. Was better than what I expected!

As a person who has some knowledge and experience on 3D modeling, the second image rocked me to my core. Absolutely terrifying.

@seto007

3 жыл бұрын

2nd image is literally the stuff of my nightmares.

@bo3moco586

2 жыл бұрын

Pov: The cat walks on the keyboard

@abandonedchannel1010

2 жыл бұрын

That looks like a Nood.

@thegrowl2210

2 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in hard surface*

@anqareliouth2921

Жыл бұрын

I agree it is the worst one, it is an absolute abomination

Ok not going to lie, the blender at the end was really clean, even more than my own meshes

@samsei

3 жыл бұрын

right? I didnt really get that one

@christianlabanca5377

3 жыл бұрын

@@samsei it's a blender in blender

@akam9919

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianlabanca5377 now i get it!

@1Kaisermerlin

3 жыл бұрын

If you look at the buttons, you'll see it.

@kathoden135

3 жыл бұрын

@@1Kaisermerlin Ha! maybe it was intended

Mad respect to whoever actually made that node structure

@anqareliouth2921

Жыл бұрын

They probably did it for the meme and just added a bunch of random stuff

I'm happy to say that making glass cubes and wood floors is enough experience for me to understand most of these.

@jowey_2077

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

0:38 just a regular day in CGMatter

@guestc142

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@colematthews6640

3 жыл бұрын

Bro! 😂

@titan01-yt84

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly :3

Maya logo on blender made me cry 😭

@puredruid

3 жыл бұрын

M'blender

@dumpy9398

3 жыл бұрын

because of this video my blender now has a maya icon

Been working in Blender all day and this got recommended to me a good 5 minutes before 3AM eastern. I'll take your advice.

The music turns a weird compilation into a totally stunning horror movie

My therapist keeps telling me, that the default pyramid isn´t real, and it can´t hurt me. But i swear, I just saw him. I will be looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life. I know it, one day, when I will be feeling totally safe, just admiring all of the Suzanne´s 507 verticies, the default pyramid will appear behind my back, whisper ,,This is for all the default cubes you have deleted" and then...

@yourlocalchloesimp

3 жыл бұрын

@@pgWave. Then he'll delete the default cube again, and set that as your default startup file.

@bruh438

3 жыл бұрын

and then he deletes u 😖

@thecreatorofpc7929

3 жыл бұрын

He deletes you. Everything in your body, everything that make you a human. Gone, erased from reality. No one knows you anymore, and your entire existence is gone in the blink of an eye. You have been transported to “The World of Nothing”, the place where everything is but a mere shadow, and the world is a flat paper white. Heartbeats and banging on a door can be heard echoing through your mind. Default Triangle will eventually set the startup file to nothing. No lights, no camera, no action, just nothing. There’s nothing you can do. As Anything is gone, and Nothing is eternal.

@svrvphimprod

2 жыл бұрын

New creepypasta

0:50 ok..that blender is too perfect...im scared..

@triqqy31

3 жыл бұрын

Its actually making a blender in Blender

@azimli52_kurnaz_ironi_anti-ilk

3 жыл бұрын

@@triqqy31 ye :}

even as a beginner in blender i am legit getting chills from these images what the HELL ARE THESE THINGS

I hate the sheer amount of nodes in that one image. The only thing I could hear from it was a Blender youtube tutorial saying "It's not too hard. Now make sure to have Node Wrangler installed! That way, it'll be real simple to make this" and I want to actually cry

0:38 please this one immediately sucked all joy out of my body on sight

@sspoon

3 жыл бұрын

ON SIGHT

@yourlocalchloesimp

3 жыл бұрын

@Zugaikotsu Toxsky These are node trees. Usually you don't use a huge amount of them, because they make your PC really slow, except here he's using way too many nodes that his pc will probably explode.

@foggyforest2625

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@jjju3

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalchloesimp that and the fact node trees are deeply, deeply confusing and by virtue frustrating. Just generally but especially for beginners. The thought of having to work with this many makes me sick.

@jasonxd9880

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalchloesimp so complex textures

The back of the head got me crying

@caramel7556

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it lol, only recently statted using blender

@yeye-bt5fy

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@salilnaiskar6890

3 жыл бұрын

@@caramel7556 It uses too much topology and very inefficiently

@Raspyx

3 жыл бұрын

looks disgusting

@JcoleMc

3 жыл бұрын

@@salilnaiskar6890 Is it fixable ?

glad i spent 2 months learning blender so i could come back to this and understand the video

"Mayalender doesn't exist it can't hurt you" Mayalender: 0:26

I like how as an amateur only half of these make sense and the other ones just look like regular Blender with spooky music

@ikilledaman

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@epicKerBallze

3 жыл бұрын

Regular Blender Last image: Regular Blender

@user-jm5kn5rf1g

3 жыл бұрын

That's minecraft cave sound

@bugboy69

3 жыл бұрын

hi there icon of sin

0:22 only few people can see the fourth one

@memefulland7140

3 жыл бұрын

4th one in your profile pic 😂

@hamjuice345

3 жыл бұрын

4th Suzanne left the 3d dimension

@valayna_2181

3 жыл бұрын

The 4th one is behind you

@deviled1775

3 жыл бұрын

He beveled it too much

@plague_doctor0237

3 жыл бұрын

Is the 4th one us?

You know it's bad when you suddenly started laughing to these, and i just started with blender..

This. This is beautiful. You've earned this subscriber :)

Its funny when you understand every image and why they're so cursed lmao

@therandomraddish7281

3 жыл бұрын

They're

@hamsterdam1942

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it

@Grrizo

3 жыл бұрын

What's up with the last one?

@plague_doctor0237

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grrizo Blender made in Blender

@jesterkinglol

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grrizo too many unnecessary polygons

I'm guessing lots of these are things only 3d modellers could get, but I'm going to pretend to be scared anyway

@aleksapetrovic6519

3 жыл бұрын

0:00 Every object is consisted of vertex, edges and faces. Vertex are points, edges are lines and faces are surfaces. What you see here is someone put bunch of vertex and edges, but it only has one face. That means the object is literally unusable so the person that needs to work with that either needs to make every individual face seperately or start from scratch. Judging by the number of edges and vertex it takes lot of time and I honestly don't know which is worse. 0:05 Object needs to have clear and consistant lines. What you see those black dots are in fact edges that will need to reshape. In order words, someone will spend entire day fixing that stuff. 0:12 Pyramid is a diffult object. In most cases, cube is the solution. Pyramid is very specific and while you can transform it into cube, it is unnecesarly difficult to operate it. If you have pyramid as default, either you are about to lose a friend, or devil himself hacked your computer. 0:21 It is literally devolving infront of our eyes. 0:27 M is logo of Maya, the rival of Blender. This is like Super Mario having the logo of Sonic the Hedgehog. 0:38 What you see are the nods that define the texture of the object, be it metal, or wood, etc. They need to be clear and concise, because otherwise you can get lost very easily. This is everything except clear and concise. 0:44 I have no idea what am I looking. 0:55 A blender made in Blender.

@Flairis

3 жыл бұрын

@@aleksapetrovic6519 thanks for the explanations

@dhruvprabhal9163

3 жыл бұрын

😂yea ...

@titan01-yt84

3 жыл бұрын

@@aleksapetrovic6519 I will explain 0:44 Actually THIS ONE TERRIFIES ME XD These are the "bones" or "rig" For a character And they are all dislocated in one direction Even the fingers (small bones on thr sides) If this happened and you didn't save your work This is alot of hard work wasted That may happen when you import a character to your work space in blender TwT

@aleksapetrovic6519

3 жыл бұрын

@@titan01-yt84 Never tried modeling a character and then animating him, but this already sends chills down my spine. I pray it doesn't happen to me when I start to get seriously into aninations.

Every time I look up Blender tutorials this video finds me. That is the real curse.

Explaining every one: First, at 0:01 You can see a LOT of vertices in 3 objects. This much will most likely cause your computer to explode if you try to render this. Second, at 0:04 (which is the worst in my opinion) You can see the worst topography I have ever seen. Basically, models are made from a bunch of faces that form a topography, but this topography needs to be tidy and with the least amount of polygons as possible in order to be "good topography", which is necessary to make it render fast (and if using for a game, to make it light enough for the engine to handle), be easy to texture and easy to rig. This topography is absolutely horrifying because it looks like it needs so much manual retopo (essentially making each face by hand, the worst part about 3d modelling) that it would be better to delete the model and start anew. Third, at 0:11 This is easy to explain. When you create a new blender project, it automatically creates a cube, called the default cube. Most of the times, you would delete this cube because you can make as many cubes as you want, however the cube has become a cultural icon in the community. In here, you can see the default blender setup when you create a new project (default light, camera and cube) but instead of the cube, it's a different shape. Normally, this wouldn't change anything, but because the default cube has become a meme and something recognizable by the community, it feels unnatural. Fourth, at 0:19 This is also pretty easy. In blender, there is a default model of a monkey head. The reason for this is if you quickly want to test a shader on a complicated mesh. In blender, there is also a way to "decimate" a model, essentially artificially reducing the amount of polygons in a model without changing it's shape too much, using an algorithm. However, once you use it too many times, it begins to distort the original mesh into something unrecognizable, which is the case with the monkey head model. This just makes it look weird and uncanny, nothing special here. Fifth, at 0:26 This is just funny. It's a photoshopped image, showing the icon of Maya3d, another 3d modelling software, in the place where the blender logo should appear. Sixth, at 0:37 This looks like the shader graph. The shader graph is a tool in blender that lets you create shaders, essentially controlling how light affects the models in the project. This just looks like a shader that is overly complicated and is very confusing. Seventh, at 0:42 In order to make models move like, say humans, you need to apply bones to them. The bones can move, and if applied correctly, can move parts of the mesh with them, distorting as needed, in order to simulate how bones would move the human body. In blender, you can create a premade human skeleton that is in the correct shape, however it looks like here they generated the human skeleton and made all of the bones facing downwards instead of the bones facing the natural way that the default skeleton is. And finally, eighth at 0:49 This is a 3d model of an actual blender, a pun on the name of the software. Edit: just realized that in the first one, it's all of these vertices on 1 face, which should never ever happen, ever. And if you somehow did make 1 face with so many vertices your computer will probably turn into a nuclear warhead.

At first it wasn’t that bad. But then.... the node tree came. WTF IS THAT

@UncleBurrito15

3 жыл бұрын

"procedural grafix"

@thomlaurent

3 жыл бұрын

Maths as simple as they are can take so many nodes to be done. Now imagine having copy pasted groups of nodes to avoid having wires going through all your graph and you get this. Happy blending :)

As a blender artist, I can indeed confirm this is what happens when you delete the default cube at 3am.

0:01 The Infinite Face 0:05 The Curse of Dynamic Topology 0:06 The Default Pyramid 0:20 The Subdivided Suzanne 0:27 The Imposter 0:36 The Web of Nodes 0:43 The Neatly Arranged Skeleton 0:49 The Blender

I know just enough about blender to know something is wrong, but not enough to articulate why

Yes, thank you. The world needs more blender memes.

0:47 the worst part is that this implies the bones are patented to something, but the model is nowhere to be seen

@Bacony_Cakes

3 жыл бұрын

viet kong animation rig

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bacony_Cakes Lmao

@Kirkklan

3 жыл бұрын

Well, this is at the point you hide the mesh, sit down, and sigh heavily.

@Undermine5

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kirkklan so, this is how a blender user see a spooky skeleton? edit: or any modeliser.

@Kirkklan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Undermine5 ... yes...?

*the Minecraft cave sound effects really does the trick here*

I first watched this before using Blender. That was more than half a year ago. Today I watched this again after properly learning how to use Blender over a few months. These are cursed images, indeed.

as a Blender user used to regulary import armatures from other softwares (max maya etc), the 0:43 one petrified me

0:09 I don't feel terrified, I never re-topologize my sculptings.

@kathoden135

3 жыл бұрын

You're probably not animating them

@daringcuteseal

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathoden135 actually yes.

@kathoden135

3 жыл бұрын

@@daringcuteseal wtf

@bryanlee1887

3 жыл бұрын

That is a no go

@hasnahmad-wv4xe

3 жыл бұрын

@@daringcuteseal wtf man

thx for the soundtracks bro, i was looking for them👍🏻while ik that this video wasn't for this😂😂😂

I don't know much about blender, I just feel an overwhelmingly horrific presence whilst looking at these images

0:21 great now I gotta sleep with the closet closed

Seeing Maya next to Blender's name was especially troubling. D:

@tiramisu5912

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if above that the interface was Zbrush

The fact that the model only have 1 face despite having 28,958 Vertices, edges and 28,956 triangles give one speculation: Which is a sphere.

These sounds play in the deleted old folder of your first few blender projects you ever made if you could somehow open them

This is the beginning of a new era of blender memes

Me, someone who has never used blender before and does not understand anything about it what so ever: "This video is so cursed"

The amount of vertices on that sphere the first image referred to made both me and my computer have a panic attack.

it's like the first thing I do, it's not curse at all, but the default cube kinda help first time, like you given a toy, try to play it to learn it, not like other program like example 3ds max, give you blank slate, but from the price point, kinda you could afford it probably because you work in studio or professional in house, but what I like from autodesk program, they give you like few basic video first time you start it, and you could download it for learning if you still in student for free too(yeah I know blender is free), both have theirs pro and con, and I love both program equally lol

Not knowing much about blender makes these even more terrifying

0:37 that honestly is fucking horrid , unexplainable and monstrous. How could a human being come up with something like this?

@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse

2 жыл бұрын

Cocaine

@3-y86

2 жыл бұрын

Why cocaine? Opium is better

@darkrain1612

2 жыл бұрын

And then it crashes after you forgot to save it

"I fear no hard task on blender, but that thing" *this video* "It scares me"

I don't even use blender but 0:37 sent a chill down my spine

As a non-blender user, this doesn't look scary but the music makes it scary.

@VoloxTV

3 жыл бұрын

Turst me, it's terrifying

@TheIronJellyOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

It is Minecraft cave sounds

I found myself crying after watching this. I had my other friend who also makes visual effects watch this, and we both hugged and cried.

@hasnahmad-wv4xe

3 жыл бұрын

I cried when i saw those nodes and that maya in blender D:>

Now, won't be able to sleep, atleast for a month after seeing that node editor screenshot.... 😂

0:26 It took me a moment to figure out what was wrong with this image, but when I did I genuinely recoiled.

Having used blender for a while, I can say for certain this shit will keep me up at night

i like how it has minecraft cave sounds, also last image was about to give me a heart attack

I'm new to Blender and the nodes image scared me the most because I know, with the complicated stuff I do, I'm gonna have to learn how to do that someday

that messed upward only rigs hit so hard, man.

My computer fan: goes on and slowly goes to full speed.

0:22 me after coming back from anything

I dont know alot about blender but this still makes me chuckle

Didnt understand this few weeks ago but like 3 days ago started to really learn blender and enjoy it. Now i watched this at 1:14 am and im terrified.

Cool, a HORROR movie

@fakerdev4057

2 жыл бұрын

No

Not even gonna lie, the unalligned bones just looked entertaining lmao.

The node tree is my illustrator layers panel minus anything being named

Long time blender user here. This is terrifying and now someone's knocking at my geometry node door.

0:49 *DEAR GOD NOT THE BLENDER.*

i was writing a comment about how i didnt understand the model of the blender one, but as i wrote "i dont get the blender one" it started fitting together

You know what else is cursed? You apply a sub-surf modifier and accidentally drag the value to 100 and hit ctrl+s as the program spirals out of control

0:06 gives me a wierd sensation, like there are spiders at the back of my head

These are so excellently crafted, I'm dying.

I never thought the blender community would be so funny, it's a good thing I'm dedicated to this program XD

about month ago I tried to make a character in blender thinking this will be very easy but the UI of Blender is so confusing that I didn't even know how to edit this default cube or add something to it

For those of you who don’t know much about blender LEARN IT It will be worth it

Strangely familiar images, but its just Suzane's burning memory.

@MrGames93

3 жыл бұрын

Everywhere at the end of Blender