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Orihime: Time to work, time to work. IVs, IVs (giggles)
Kon: Isnt this the nurses station? Ooh hoo hoo! And there are beautiful nurses everywhere! Beautiful female nurses, what a great find! I can definitely get a good scoop from here! I just have to take some pictures as prooffrom here, let me get a little closer
Kon/Madono pantomines Kon crawling across the floor
Orihime: (hums) Shots, shots. Got to go to the next room to give more shots! Huh?
Kon: Sh-ots (passes out)
Ichigo: Hmm? Just now that wasKon-senpais squeak! Something must have happened! Lets go!
Ichigo: Ah! Kon-senpai! Are you all right? Oh no, half his cotton has fallen out! Ishida, theres definitely something going on in this hospital!
Ishida: Thats impossible, what could it be
Ririn: AAAAAAAAH!
Ichigo: Another scream?!
Ishida: This time its coming from the suite room!
Ririn: What are you all doing here? Someone finally brings me something good and its all gone to waste!
Orihime: Why dont you eat some? Melons covered with ketchup taste really good! Here, have some, Sado-kun!
Chad: NoIm not hungry.
Orihime: Next up is Orihimes special healthy juice! Its made with clear broth [and other things] with curry flavor! Its really good!
Chad: All right, Ririn, Im going home
Ririn: Wait a sec! Youre trying to run away?!
Chad: Nonogoodbye!
Ririn: Sheesh, if youre going to visit someone at the hospital, do it right! What is going on in this hospital? (to Orihime) Now then, how many more mistakes are you going to make? I dont want you to prick me anymore!
Orihime: Aw, thats all right, I'll just use Souten Kisshun to heal you!
Ririn: Thats not what I meant!
Orihime: All right, then lets try again!
Ririn: EHHHHHH?!
Ichigo: I see, so thats the reason behind all the unexplained screams.
Ishida: Thank goodness it wasnt a curse after all.
Ichigo: No, no, no theres nothing good about that
Orihime: Ah, Kurosaki-kun! What are you guys doing here?
Ichigo: Oh, it was (stammers some nonsense) like that. But if thats the case, then what was up with Kon-senpais squeak just now?
Kon: (groans) It was that nurse
Ichigo: (gasps) Kon-senpai, what happened to you?
Kon: UghSugiyama-kuns stammering did it
Ishida/Sugiyama: Dont talk about that!
Kon/Madono looks at Ishida/Sugiyama, who's laughing with embarrassment
Kon: I was about to get a great scoop when something suddenly hit me really hard from behind and
Orihime: Oh yeah, while Sugiyama-kun was stammering
Ishida/Sugiyama: I said dont talk about that!
Orihime: I stepped on something soft at the nurses station!
Ichigo: Senpaiwhat were you doing at the nurses station?
Kon: UmmI was getting a scoop!
Ishida: My my, all that fuss for nothing. But at least its been resolved.
Chad: AAAAAAAH!
Ichigo: Another scream?!
Ishida: What is it now?
Ichigo: Anyways, lets go see!
Kon: Ok, lets go!
Ichigo: (gasps for breath) What, isnt that Chad? What are you doing here?
Chad: Over therea body!
Ichigo: What?! It really isis it dead? Oy, Ishida! Whats going on here?
Ishida: I-Im not really sure either
Kon: It doesnt look like Inoue-san was the reason for this.
Ishida: Then there really is a curse?!
Chad: At any rate, we should let the police take care of this.
Ichigo: Yeah, youre right.
Ishida: AAAAH!
Ichigo: What is it this time?!
Ishida: The bodyit moved!
Chad: Impossible! Either way you look its already dead
Nova: (gasps) Everyonewhy are you here?
Ichigo: Isnt that Nova?!
Kon: You finally said something. How could you leave your gigai lying around like this, you...you...
Ichigo: You're stammering!
Kon: Sheesh
Nova: Im sorry. I was visiting Ririn and brought her some soup, but then I found myself at the nurses station
Ichigo: So you were alsoehhh?
Kon: Was it tasty?
Nova: It was all right
Ichigo: Where the hell do you think you are?!
Kon: I want to try some too
Everyone: Thats enough from you!
Ishida: In the end, a rumor was just a rumor. Anyways, no need to worry; theres no way the hospital is cursed.
Kon: And its all thanks to Kon-sama, hurry and thank me!
Ichigo: You blew things out of proportion!
Kon: What are you saying? I just (gasps) AAAH!
Ichigo: Kon, what is it now?
Renji: Kon-sanIve found you. If you dont pay your rent right now, don't even think about running away!!
Kon: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Renji: Stop right there!!!
Kon: AAAAAH!
Ishida: Hold on! This is a hospital, you have to be quiet!
More running footsteps
Ririn: AAAAAAH! LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SHOT!!!
Orihime: Hold still!
Kon: AAAAAH!
Ichigo: AAAAAAH!
Running footsteps and lots of banging noises continue.
Narrator: Afterwards, the Karakura Hospital became well-known as the cursed hospital.
THE END