"I've been a brown belt for a long time....3.5 months..." lmaooooooo. Oh man I hope he's trolling.

@maxrodriguez9781

3 жыл бұрын

McDoji life

@grayalun

3 жыл бұрын

He has to be kidding?

@WetBlanket00

3 жыл бұрын

Alun Gray Yeah he basically did it to show that belt ranks don't really have any objective meaning

@matthewneufer1758

3 жыл бұрын

@@grayalun promoting himself , then he said go ahead and promote your self as you see fit.lol hes got to be joking we are just missing the rest .

@grayalun

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewneufer1758 It's ridiculous lol

I've been a white belt nearly 3 weeks now...my instructor is holding me down.

@brenwan2190

2 жыл бұрын

I think I should be a 3 striped blue belt but my damn instructors telling me to "learn the fundamentals first" smhhh

@zankelley

2 жыл бұрын

@@brenwan2190 don't ya hate that.

@bobby9192

2 жыл бұрын

@@brenwan2190 you don’t need those type of haters in your life. Find a pay to play gym

@chumptic2752

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@theflamingpotato1939

2 жыл бұрын

2 weeks is sufficient honestly

He is selling himself short, should have give straight to a red belt!

@Docinaplane

6 жыл бұрын

Next week :-)

@VK-wm5qp

5 жыл бұрын

you comment this on every video?

@snakethoms1995

4 жыл бұрын

@@VK-wm5qp you obviously read every comment

@popscola2574

2 жыл бұрын

He gets tapped next week and demotes himself to a white third degree

He's trolling another guy who went viral for promoting himself from purple to brown, KZread it.

@TheBongler

2 жыл бұрын

That guy was also joking 🤔🤦

“I’ve been a brown belt for a long time... about 3 and a half months”. How does he hold a straight face! That was hilarious!!

Brown belt for a long time at 3.5 months and Japanese "osu" with Chinese hand salute. This is too much greatness!

@onerider808

3 жыл бұрын

Osssu is Okinawan for "very yes"

@onerider808

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing, lmfao

This is exactly what management at my workplace do !

@ISnortPixiStix

3 жыл бұрын

Swear lmao

How to go from no belt to red belt fast using this one easy trick.

@surfacid2054

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Stockhaus...he said" I've been a brown belt for a long time, 3 months" lmao

@CrimBJJ

5 жыл бұрын

IBJJF HATES THIS TRICK! Haha

@asylantragqled4270

Жыл бұрын

Its not that easy actually because I dont think many shops sell bjj redbelts

HAHAAHHAHAAHHA "you guys going to promote your self also" I can't.

Me after submitting another white belt during sparring

@lukerobinson9646

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

So who gave the BJJ OG's their black belt? Carlos Gracie and Hellio Gracie got their black belt in what and from whom? Maeda was a judoka right? Was he authorized to give rank?

@bendynoodlecuminbitch4547

2 жыл бұрын

Not an expert but i think they got it bc they kind of invented it. No?

@hwd_twosev3307

2 жыл бұрын

Mitsuyo Mazda gave Carlos His black belt that’s who introduced them and taught them how to do jiu Jitsu

@trentmclellan1037

2 жыл бұрын

@@hwd_twosev3307 then who gave him his black belt?

@mellowedkenny1051

2 жыл бұрын

@@trentmclellan1037 fr 😂

@BamBam-wh7nt

2 жыл бұрын

Good point, why can't we give ourselves promotion when the most OG bjj dudes promoted themselves?

Thanks for da inspiration Braddah 🤙🏼I just promoted myself to MAROON belt!

LMAO! "I've been a brown belt for a very long time. About 3 and a half months." Dude I'll be getting my 3'rd white stripe on my white belt in three months. This shits messed up man.

@Prisonmike27

5 жыл бұрын

its a joke bro, its a parody. U cand find the original video on internet too. "purple belt promote himself to a brow belt" something like that

@woklam342

3 жыл бұрын

i have white belt for 2 years still white i trained 3 weeks a week sometimes 1 day a week some 2 months once

The brown belt he took of looks like it haven't been one single roll... 😂😂

this is a troll : D

He’s probably trying to teach someone a lesson in there for promoting himself

This is ok!! So people with lower belts look badass putting away a “blackbelt.”

We have a guy who runs a martial arts school in Wollongong who promoted himself from a TKD brown belt to 10th dan. For real. From what I hear he’s very hardcore from the stories he’s told his students.

Been a brown for a long time (3 months) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I might go and get a black belt then haven’t even stepped one foot on the Mat

You'd think he would have given himself an extra stripe first at leasr

I’m a 35 degree white belt. AKA red belt. I’ve been teaching people without them even realizing it since I was 5. I can’t tell people my identity because then they wouldn’t realize my teachings as fast. Yeah… Im really subtle and humble

Did he promote himself to brown belt too?

@tpain6897

6 жыл бұрын

BstinkiN yeah, he was a purple belt for a long 5 months

@dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561

6 жыл бұрын

T Pain haha a long longggg 5 months

Best juijitsu technique I've seen on KZread. hands down

He has a Black belt in comedy 😆

Wow why didnt I think of this! Bye bye purple!

BJJ Police , we got one ☝🏼

This has to be a gag

I hope he is trolling!!

“ I’ve been a brown belt for a while about 3 and a half months.” LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In bjj are there no head quarters that gives certificate?

"Brown belt for 3 months" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

It normally takes someone a long time in BJJ but that’s just disrespectful my dad was a brown belt and still a brown belt for about a year and a half now

He is actually a 3rd degree black belt in irl this is just a skit

I really hope he’s trolling. The guy on the left seems to have a brain but most of them just seem confused

I promoted myself to a gucci belt.

I just changed belts too. I was wearing Wrangler, but I switched to Levi’s.

I sure don't get the kung Fu salute at the end . Does anyone know what that's all about?

Me too. Promoted myself to black belt.....but mine has a shinny buckle.....not some dumb knot....

Hahahaha. That was great, I actually laughed audibly when he said they were gonna promote themselves too.

Why not?!? He's been a brown belt for a long time, , 3 months 😂

This is like a 16 year old driving without taking a drivers test… same energy

Someone roll, someone troll...

Brand new white belt on his 3rd class with a very expensive gi asked our instructor when he "gets" his blue belt. I feel like I can make brown by the end of next year with that mentality for sure.

I’m surprised he even waited 3.5 months to promote himself. Should have been sooner

LOL. This is awesome.

Did he just did a fist-to-palm followed by an “oss”?! Lmao. Bruh..

If that's how it works I promote myself to KING.

If this isnt a joke, it should be. 😤

I like the motivation. Why not?

did he just say 3.5 MONTHS?!?!?!

Wow, I want to roll, Oss!

Please tell me this is fake

Do his theory apply to the workforce?!? I’ve been getting minimum wage for about 4 months, can i promote myself to a higher wage?!?

I'm promoting myself to red belt tomorrow in class. Fuck tradition.

Doesn’t even have any stripes on”his” black belt

Imagine that’s your coach is he even a real brown belt😂😂

It doesn't matter if you been a brown belt for months it takes years and just bc u have a black belt doesn't mean you are the best you still want to learn more and improve

Isn’t the rule if you can tap out a black belt…then shouldn’t you automatically become a black belt?

At least the students can’t blame the instructors/school, if they get beat up. Instructor would say “Not our fault, you promoted yourself!!”

Man.. THREEEEE MONTHS?? Brown belt for THAT LONG?? Bro. That’s like three belts. You should be grandmaster by now man. It took me a month to get blue belt bro

Tomorrow I'm going to tell my instructor that i'm promoting myself to brown belt , wish me luck...Lol !! #BJJ #PurpleBelt #Oss

to be fair I recon if you enter and win 10 competitions against other gyms at what ever belt level you are then your free to self promote.

I forgot to add he was barely 40 years old if that.

You have to have year brown belt for a year not 3 months it takes some people 10 years to be a black belt I’m a white belt in jiu jitsu it takes people 40 to 50 years to get a coral belt

Hahahahahaha, please clearly indicate that this is satire, making fun of the absurdity of people who are fake belts. Obviously no one would ever do this in front of a gym like this.

@tpain6897

5 жыл бұрын

I made it for the smart people to enjoy, clearly those not smart enough revealed themselves in my comment thread. Congratulations you made the smart people cut! 🤙🏽

I don't believe in belts. There should be ranking system for toughness

If that’s the case , just say your black belt is universal in every art

Man I have been doing karate for over a year now I thing I am fit to become the grandmaster of my style

Lmao! That's too funny. I thought he was serious for a moment.

he's trolling his students

belts are the worst thing that happened to martial arts

I could maybe justify it if he won or was a top 3 guy in a ibjjf tourny BLACK BELT DIVISION.

I’d be a white belt forever in this club and make everybody look bad

*on Opposite Day*

I feel like this is disrespectful to the sport telling your students as well they can self promote themselves to a higher belt is not right

Three & a half months as a brown belt. Funny. In most BJJ organizations you are a white belt for a couple years at least. Then he tells his class to promote themselves also. You will be humbled by a REAL blue or purple belt when it's time to roll. Oh you don't roll because you're to lethal 😆. It took me 14 years to get to black belt & over 6 years later I got my 1st stripe. I was not an instructor or ever much into competition so rightfully so. Humility is one of our most important intangibles that some need to learn.

I'm guessing that you're now offer an online program. I'd like to skip purple if that's easier. But, err, umm... could you explain it to my instructor please?

Im done because this belt promotion gets toxic at schools. It’s costly and exhausting to point where I lost my desire to achieve black belt. This guy is most likely trolling but it’s sad and so true! I won’t promote myself to brown belt so don’t worry😬

He’s a trolling king 😂

Wow, he wasn't taught to never let his belt touch the floor. Yuck!!!

@georgefielderthe2ndaccount955

3 жыл бұрын

I get it, the backgrounds are different obviously. Jiu Jitsu IS ground fighting, Karate is not. Our MMA Jiu Jitsu training was in rash guards, and definitely not in a gi, with a belt. In Karate tournaments, including sparring, if our belts became undone; we would turn our backs to re-tie them. They were certainly held in such a way that even on the first wrap around, it should never touch the floor. My Sensei would have walked in the middle of this prank and broken my jaw with a well placed kick to my face while I knelt, with both of my belts, earned and unearned, on the the floor. The video is funny though.

Technically nothing wrong with it. The Gracies did just that. Made up their own belts and promoted themselves

@2submit

2 жыл бұрын

they got there belt in judo first

Lmao is going on in this MMA world how funny

This is clearly a gag.. You don’t own and teach other people without being a master at that field. No brown belt is going to start his own gym and be successful 😂😂

I think its a troll lol

Three and half months, wow

What a joke

I’m going to promote myself at work! Let’s see how the CEO likes that!

Haha did he say he'd been a brown belt for 3.5 months

This can’t be real LOL!

Unbelievable 😳why did you wait so long promote yourself to black the day you started BJJ

Good skit😆🤣

If so , me after 1 traing class , as he said , me promote me black belt :'( does that make sense to him ...

People laughed at me when I became a black belt in 3 and a half years

wow, three whole months at brown belt... this is just sad and depressing...

Damnit Julio!!

Love it!!

Acredito que ele esteja brincando, pois se não estiver nunca mais poderá lutar com um simples faixa marrom sem ser humilhado.

😂 is he already a black belt! 😂

😂🤣😂🤣 GREAT VIDEO!!!