Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: Shy rejects being the smallest member of Adeptus Ridiculous team and begins taking all manner of substances to turn her into the very first ''shygryn.'' DK joins the Ratlings which alarms them as they rarely wear shoes and DK has been deprived of feet for many days and Bricky becomes a Navigator in which he uses the Emperor's Light that reflects off his magnificent Forehead to guide his crew through all manner of topics.

@jefrosiers8880

Жыл бұрын

its doge vandire all over again

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

@@jefrosiers8880 DK is the Doge Vandire of Adeptus Ridiculous

@inktoxicant

Жыл бұрын

Do Ratling feet look like weird, long hands the same way regular rat feet do? 🤔

@IdioticSynergy

Жыл бұрын

@@inktoxicant Yes

@Jormyyy

Жыл бұрын

Bricky's forehead is a pseudo Astronomicon

“There were very few cat girls alive when I was done” based Bricky

@venerablebrothergoriate5844

Жыл бұрын

a true servant of the imperium. throne bless him in his prosecution of the furries

@briankeys5941

Жыл бұрын

“There were very few cat girls alive, but I still came." - half of the internet, also known as "SUBS"... (also the entire population of Japan)

@leachofsouls

Жыл бұрын

​@@venerablebrothergoriate5844 For Servants of Chaos , the Night lords are great at purging mutants.

@jaketheberge1970

Жыл бұрын

​@@venerablebrothergoriate5844The Black Templars would be proud.

@venerablebrothergoriate5844

Жыл бұрын

@@jaketheberge1970 as would the Iron Hands. For the Felinid mutation is an error born of the flesh. And as you well know, FLESH IS WEAK.

I love the kroot saying both that Felinids are "Indistinguishable from regular humans" and "Have claws as long as their forearms" in the same account. Just wonderful example of "idk your species all look about the same to me."

@SolarArmadillo

Жыл бұрын

I really hope it’s the latter. There’s no reason cat girls should look cute in 40k, they should be abominations that are hideous to look at.

@ace12342

Жыл бұрын

By that logic, do the kroot mistake eldar for humans as well?

@josephzark6232

Жыл бұрын

@@ace12342 I presume the far too fluid movement would give it away because theres often a lot of attention to that in lore, they would at the very least be distinguished as a subspecies as i presume SpaceMarines are, however you could also make the argument that since Kroot come in so many shapes abd sizes the exact reverse would be true and any species, Human or Xenos, that is human-like enough would convince them, like say a Gretchen

@SeanHoltzman

Жыл бұрын

@SolarArmadillo It's just the Live Cats musical costumes level of horror catgirls

@AsleepAura

Жыл бұрын

The Kroot dont see race fr fr

Alright boys, it’s time to see just how far “humanity” can be stretched before you’re just a demon or xeno. As in all fantasy humanity’s true power is an extremely flexible genome.

@jan_kest

Жыл бұрын

Oh God

@funkmastaC

Жыл бұрын

Time to call up flash gits. They always have a spar flamer on hand.

@katarjin

Жыл бұрын

@@1234kalmar

@AverageAwesomeDude

Жыл бұрын

It would be incredibly ironic if whatever other sentient species in the far future we might meet can all interbreed between them and humans are the odd ones out. Don’t get me wrong humans would still try and hit that cause that’s just who we are. But I still think it’d be funny

@anoninunen

Жыл бұрын

見よ、男だ！🦋

Thanks for the shout out about my catgirls! It was a great game, if only my tanks could have landed more than one shot...

@vegladex

Жыл бұрын

Criminal that so few people have noticed you and the only reply here is a spambot. Based army builder, Katrkins is genius.

@grade14

Жыл бұрын

@@vegladex thanks, I was a little late to the video so it makes sense that my comment was lower. The army is full of Cadnyans and Katsrkins, and led by "stray-kitten" (straken), unfortunately I didn't have a good conversion ready for Lord Solar Leontus... he name already matches too.

@BaconGator

Жыл бұрын

Bricky's forehead just blinded your tank.

@Dinoninja79135

Жыл бұрын

​@@grade14Super late but would love to see photos of the catgirl army.

@grade14

Жыл бұрын

@@Dinoninja79135 I've tried replying twice with a link, but my replies keep disappearing, I posted pictures on r/astramilitarum the post is "My Cadnyan Nyinth"

You know what a good way for a chaos cultist to convert Ogrins would be to just put on a big hat and start giving them orders like they were the commissar.

@-cheerio-

Жыл бұрын

Ogryns am I right

@geraltbiaywilk1788

2 ай бұрын

ah yes, the TF2 of imperial worlds, where the war has devolved to hat trading, because roaming gangs of Ogryn listen to whoever has the most and biggest hats

Chaos Cultist: *puts on a big hat* "Hello there, ogryn friend, you like the Emperor, right? You like the Emperor because he's mighty and strong. Well, the Emperor likes you too, because you're strong, and he wants you to be stronger and kill more or his enemies. He likes you so much he wants you to know his name so you can praise him better and shout it out when you kill his enemies. His name is Khorne, and everyone who says otherwise is an enemy of him. Now go and kill in Khorne's name."

@AverageAwesomeDude

Жыл бұрын

Please that would be way too smart for a 40k chaos cultist

@matiasyannuzzi9655

Жыл бұрын

@@AverageAwesomeDude My money is on them being a Tzeench cultist, converting the Ogryn auxiliaries into Khorne as part of a convoluted plan.

@AverageAwesomeDude

Жыл бұрын

@@matiasyannuzzi9655 the infuriating genius of 40k lore is that would still make perfect sense in universe

“That’s not the cat girl you want to bed” speak for yourself, cowards.

“ That’s not the cat girl you want to bed.” So basically the felinids are Cheetah from DC comics mixed with the wolfin from Space Wolves. That is terrifying to think of and I love it.

If Afriel Strain and Lamenters end up meeting each other it's going to be another Cain and Calgar situation: "mood kindred?" *"MOOD KINDRED!"*

@pretzelbomb6105

Жыл бұрын

When Cadians and Imperial Fists go drinking, it's an orderly evening. When Catachans and Space Wolves go drinking, it's a wild party. When Afriels and Lamenters go drinking, it's a wake.

@cloroxusthestainlessone4324

Жыл бұрын

Knowing the Lamenters it'll end in a misunderstanding and a blood bath

Draik is actually a really interesting character, if you read the books he is actually an exile from his family and is made a rogue trader to so they can keep him alive but he cant return home to Tera. He has this concept of trying to keep his semi lost nobility, while also being a hunter, and explorer.

To be fair to weirdly coloured people in the Underhive one of the factions in Necromunda have REALLY strong Genestealer vibes, but most likely have nothing to do with them. It's a big universe not everything is Tyrannids. "The deathless sleeper waits, beneath the dead world."

@xrun1730

Жыл бұрын

And you know that they don't have anything to do with the Tyranids because Necromunda has their own Genestealer Cults.

@henrypaleveda7760

Жыл бұрын

The deathless sleeper beneath a dead world sounds like that prototype of the primarchs or Lion El Johnson

@trifontrifonov4297

Жыл бұрын

@@henrypaleveda7760 Or the giant psychic behemoths that used to rule the planet, but had to retreat to an underground sea to survive the planet being turned into a desert. There is a recorded case of House Delaque calling something out of the toxic sea that could and did destroy a shantytown. Also another House tried to send an expedition to the underground sea and the only survivor talked about dreaming shadows. So it still could be Lion El Johnson and his depraved suppressed, deep in the closet, dreams.

@leachofsouls

Жыл бұрын

​@@henrypaleveda7760 the Deathless sleeper sounds like an important Necron/Ctan to me.

@alvarohernani6645

Жыл бұрын

That's what a genestesler would say

51:17 - What's even more horrifying is that if its cry sounds like an abandoned child, these things are also likely keying in on abandoned children, thinking it's another worm sounding the dinner bell. Thus they are actual incentive to NOT help or rescue abandoned children in the sump. Dark.

Tonight on Ridiculous Gear: Rouge Traders identify Shy as leader of the ogryn. DK made a wrong turn, slipped on a lasgun, fired at an enemy from yards away and became the latest ratling marksman. Bricky has been identified as Homo Sapien Forehadicus as his forehead reflects the light from the astronomican to lead what ships he’s stationed on in and out of the warp with ease

In this episode, DK reveals he watches ‘Monster Masume’, and bricky describes not how to, but how many cat(girl)s he’s skinned

Warhammer 40K: Our setting is so unrelentingly dystopian and messed up we coined the term "grimdark" Also Warhammer 40K: We have cat girls ^^

@pretzelbomb6105

Жыл бұрын

Also also Warhammer 40k: Wait, you think those are a draw? No, they're a coping mechanism.

@chowrites6179

Жыл бұрын

"Too many chefs in the kitchen" basically lol

@korstmahler

Жыл бұрын

That's the whole point really, it's the mix of absurdly comedic mixed with the absurdly grim. Orks as a concept embody that, but all the factions have moments of levity. Even the Tau, but it's usually at their expense entirely.

@AverageAwesomeDude

Жыл бұрын

@@korstmahler deservedly so

@josephzark6232

Жыл бұрын

@@korstmahler T'au "Yo Drukhari, long time no see. BTW what happened to those Water-Caste fellows we sent you" (pained moaning) Drukhari "oh silly boy ... iiiiii'lllllll never tell teehee"

With how much they are enjoying Drake & his notes, I hope they add the BlackStone Fortress books to their lists for the book club

@jaketheberge1970

Жыл бұрын

They mention Blackstone Fortress in the last episode.

A tzeench ogryn sounds terrifying

@Valsorayu

Жыл бұрын

Terrifyingly amazing!

@faether1429

Жыл бұрын

Tzeench ogryns can count up to fifty and go into ogryn camps and give them new orders.

@bighamerreis2058

Жыл бұрын

@@faether1429 they steal the big hat and start giving orders

@henrypaleveda7760

Жыл бұрын

Sounds confused

@faether1429

Жыл бұрын

@@bighamerreis2058 definitely

3rd week asking for an episode on the original poster boys of 40k, the Crimson Fists, and Rynn’s world

@evanwcahill4439

Жыл бұрын

Shhh they'll just make that a patreon goal. or push it back further.

@SassyTheSasquatch96

Жыл бұрын

my first space marine chapter, perdo cantor will deliver all the tacos to the dreaded orks.

@leachofsouls

Жыл бұрын

TAP THE SIGN 🛑

@taylortetra1781

Жыл бұрын

Bricky: "WOOOOAAAOOWW, THEY JUST NUKED THEMSELVES??"

@PodreyJenkin138

Жыл бұрын

One of the best chapters and Pedro kantor is a certified GOAT

There is not enough praise given to the descriptions of AR’s episodes. Those things are works of art.

15:18 , and Lo and Behold: The Lamenters! Also, if you deploy a Guard Regiment of these alongside the Lamenters, does their Bad Luck counter themselves, or just makes things worse?.

@gamewatch6861

Жыл бұрын

Knowing the 40k universe, worse

@bennai2

Жыл бұрын

Throw them together in the Warp and most likely every demon and other warp entity will have really bad luck

Horrors of the Sump gives me huge Tales from the West Virginia Hills! vibes.

Those Felinid mini's don't look half-bad.

hearing brickys story about the felanid army makes me happy, I have never seen anyone else with a felanid army.

DK, Felinids are Thundercats.

@henrypaleveda7760

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking they’re wolverine, but all of them are.

Shy's hatred and/or contempt for Cleveland is always timely and appreciated.

Fun fact, sumps are real things. Every gas station you go to has sumps under each pump. It acts as a spillway. If there's any problems with the pump itself, this will contain any oils or fuels. But all it boils down to is a giant concrete tub that can hold many gallons of what would be considered waste. For the Hive cities, I'm assuming it's probably where their waste is collected before it moves out to the wastes.

"I can see where your mind was going". The day this became possible for Bricky, he took up drinking... heavily. 🤣

@jadenlingerfelt7585

Жыл бұрын

Surprised it took so long

I was hoping bricky was going to teach DK about the ridiculous Xenos creature, the crotalid aka the warp traveling gator last week

You guys should make a noir detective trenchcoat for detective ridiculous in a 40k theme, maybe made from canvas or something to keep the cost down

As a denizen of Hive Daytonium on the Imperial Death world of Ohiocus Primus. I can attest to Hive Cleavlandia being the vilest of chaos and genestealer infested hell holes. Emperor be praised that Hives Cincinnatia and Daytonium are tame by comparison.

@trollkinggnash9867

Жыл бұрын

You should try Indianapolsia, mind the Longshanks though, they'll put you through your paces.

@josephwilson692

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow Daytonium hiver, I couldn't agree more.

@dhuh6760

Жыл бұрын

Coleumbyssia is the only redeeming part of Ohiocus Primus. Without it, the Imperium would exterminatus the world and be done with it.

@alextylergaming2320

Жыл бұрын

As someone from there. Fuck off about Cleveland lol

@alexmartinez5859

Жыл бұрын

@@trollkinggnash9867 It’s not always the Longshanks, mind you reader. Some Emperor forsaken nut job up north decided to bring a phyyr cat, but didn’t know the thing was pregnant. It clawed up its owner, managed to escape to the sump, gave birth, and, due to the multitude of dregs on the lower levels, the kits flourished by feasting on those very same dregs.

I like the idea of the Troth and Plager, but like most sci-fi races, they'll probably only get a small mention at best in various lore stories. I am looking forward to the Rogue Trader game made by Owlcat Games though! It might be pretty similar to how they did Pathfinder: Kingmaker with the lore excerpts as you play the game

@davidfrancisco3502

Жыл бұрын

The troth only can survive in their home planet they will die if they leave so they serve the imperium by producing tons of crops.

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178

Жыл бұрын

Just remember, Pelager is another example of James Workshop being oh so creative with their names. "Hmm, what should we name our aquatic humans?" "How about we completely bastardise the word for the a particular section of oceanic ecosystems, for example Pelagic"

The Toxic Crusader in the Sub section was the best Easter egg especially since Melvin was a total tutu

Chaos Ogrens make me mad. The four brain bugs turned our sweet boys into monsters.

The image of a group of nightlords just brutally shredding an ocean of pastel furries with giant laser pointers is horrifying and cathartic all at once

I will mention with the giant rat but there is a mention that there is hive rumors of basically space skaven in the very sump of the hive

Holy shit Shy's editing is goated 😂

I've always found it ironic and amusing that many of the abhumans are far less human looking than eldar yet they are completely accepted by hive cites while eldar are hated. I suppose Guilliman has been trying to change that but that's a recent development.

Bricky was on the goddamn warpath today

you guys have got to read assassinorum kingmaker, it's by the same author as infinite and the divine, and it's about a team of imperial assassins infiltrating a knight world

12:19 night lords doing what nightlords do best, makeing an example of someone Ave dominos nox

Seeing as this is 40k, 'bad luck' being a real thing that people can have, I do believe it. Trooper Penlan from The Cain novels being an example, but spun in a positive was. All the bad luck happens to her instead of the other troopers. So the rest of the regiment saw her as a good luck charm. Instead of you tripping and falling down those stairs, Penlan decided to go ahead and fell down instead. Instead of your gun overheating, Penlan's gun did. But her bad luck often results in a net positive in the end. If she fell down those stairs, she'd maybe land directly on some traitor and take them out by falling on them. Or her gun overheating would put her back into cover to let it cool off, just as a lasbolt blew up the rock wall she was shooting from.

God I want a physical copy of this book so badly why can’t there be more

Those final bits were great. Thanks for making these!

Great episode! Even as a somewhat veteran of the setting I've discovered a bunch of new, horrible, facts. Thank you, folks! This Rogue Trader is such a great character!

Nightsider is just a term for a branch of abhuman. Nostramans are nightsiders, Riddick would be classed as a nightsider, eyeless people who echolocate are nightsiders. The imperium seems to have adopted a generalised interplanetary community term for a type of planet dweller. Presumably from Rogue traders. That also would imply Sunsiders, who'd live on the locked day side of their world, and there's even a planet in a Cain novel where the only habitable zone is a meridian strip around the planet in perpetual twilight.

18:42 “Troth” is also used in the Imperial Knights codex. It’s used when you fail a pledge/oath in game

Troth are familiar to you because they're mentioned in Darktide during some of the rejects discussions about abhumans

bricky and DK: It's just the worst place ever, the air is poisonous, there is no sun and smiling is illegal. Shy: CLEVELAND

DK's intelligence continues to astound me.

19:57 Keep them away from the Tanith. They may start feeling homesick if they see a walking tree. 23:23 Slaanesh may be curious about them. 23:57 "What about that dic though?" -DK

the ad mech created the imperial guard version of the lamenters? who has the worse luck I wonder?

11:34 "More ways than one to skin a cat" said the Night Lords.

2:55 Shy back at it

The Last Chancers books has a pair of Afriel twins in it, the only two survivors of a whole unit of their pattern who were annihilated save for them. They're probably the luckiest Afriels to ever exist, and it really doesn't say much. I kind of like the concept of Afriels, they're generally really good at dealing with their constant bad luck, until fate finds a really solid way of unpicking their threads. There's a doomed heroism to them which makes for great tales.

Bricky calling DK a sub is the most savage moment in this show's history

Not gonna recover from the mental violence of DK bringing his anime horniness into the Sump section with his slime girl talk

Pretty sure Heimdall was an adult He was just on the short side

A sump is kinda like an open area/basement for water to drain too. I work around then alot in a factory with acid and water tanks

In real life a sump is a low space that collects often undesirable liquids such as water or chemicals. So yeah, it's a good name.

9:23 it’s my Tall-boy.

Cant believe that the only poster on future me’s walls is going to be a HORRORS FROM THE SUMP! Poster. Look at me now mum! I told you id amount to something one day!

I read the title and thought of British football hooligans and midwall bushwackers. Don't know why, but soccer fans of UK tend to be bit insane when it comes to 'foodball' games.

@googleaccount4471

Жыл бұрын

Millwall

35:49 the legend just happens to be a legend

Okay, but what do Slaaneshi Ogryn look like? Definitely snake bodies right?

@mr.potato2223

Жыл бұрын

GIANT HORSE CO-

@samlevy9897

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.potato2223 s h u t

*turns to see my fellow guardsman who is a Troth* *Eating and crunching from a bowl of dirt*

Although not an official story or at all canon I would like Adeptus ridiculous to review the bob and gav series of short stories they are very good and emotional especially when it is voice acted by a certain channel whose name is actually eluding me at the moment which the story is told from the ogryns point of view

I find uncommon and not major xenos/animals like these to be very interesting. I recommand Dark Heresy - Creatures Anathema and Rogue Trader - The Koronus Bestiary which are part of the old warhammer roleplaying series, because they present lots of creatures : Xenos you already talked about like Razorwings and Phyrr cats, Khymeras and Ur-ghuls, but they also talk about Rak'gols, warp shenanigans, and also Osedex, which you just mentioned, while providing lots of art and pictures for these. It does dwarves Leman Russ tanks these things. By the way, as I very rarely post comments on KZread, I wanted to thank you three for this amazing podcast, of which I enjoyed each and every episode. Thank you for your personalities and the good laughs I had while watching you talk about the ridiculous things about one of my favorite universes. And I apologize for this very long comment and if my english is weird. Also I'm still waiting for my Grey Knights episode. Take your time tho, I have waited for years, can wait a little more!

We gotta make him see rocky IV. If he dies, he dies.

7:46 looks like the big guy from the pair in Mortal Combat

I too hope the ratling gets added to darktide. I have a strong feeling that they will because of the character dialog. They will have gear and equipment kind of like the ogryn. Unique to them and their style of stealth and popping skulls with a wicked sniper rifle.

Nightlords: "We have come for mew."

Speaking of Afriel Strain, you should read “The 13th Legion” about the last chancers. There’s two Afriel strain in that.

Thank goodness Jerma showed up to remove the inappropriate dialogue, because DK going on about those kinds of topics does 2d12 psychic damage to anyone within hearing distance. The only reason Bricky and Shy are immune is just because they're used to the pain by now.

8:01 They also occasionally eat the tall in an attempt to become the tall.

@alexanderthegreat6682

Жыл бұрын

That was ONCE! D'Fuckreby has answered for that crime already

Shout out to the cat girl gaurdsmen player you do you man you do you.

23:33 At least now we know what Shy sounds like

I love the kind of catgirl that will actually just kill me.

I'm not completely clear on the specifics of Abhuman 2nd class citizenship (and mutants too for that matter). Are you barred from entering certain stores or regions? Do you have to hide from mobs and Arbites lest you be killed for existing? Do Sisters of Battle shoot you in the face immediately upon seeing you?

@Adeptusridiculous

Жыл бұрын

For abumans all depends and varies on specific world, inquisitor, arbites and type of abhuman. Navigators are abhumans with lots of respect and political influence, ogryns are looked down upon for being dumb and mainly relegated to menial work but can reach pretty far in the military as bodyguards for high ranking officers, ratlings distrusted by everyone but can become fairly elite soldiers in the army or as spies for militarum or inquisitors. Mutants and beastmen are relegated to underhives and yeah will be most likely shot on sight by commissars/sisters/arbites.

Suggestion: if you enjoyed this book hunt down Xenology: Notes and Research from the Alien Bestiary of Biegel. It is full of lore on the many known and unfamiliar species in 40k. You may have to find it on the internet due to rarity.

That poster idea is pretty cool ngl Edit: also you should do more episodes on Necromunda-ish stuff. Underhive shenanigans

Dk I love you man, fantasic part of the show, ya gotta cool with lewd my dude. Bring back juuuuust a bit

I would love to see you guys do Raven guard

Funfact: There's a dude that could have sued George Lucas for stealing the concepts for Star Wars a long time ago, he would have won, too. The guy was pretty much just like "Nah let him, I like it, he can copy my shit."

What happens if you turn an Afriel into a Space Marine? You get The Lamenters. Seriously speaking it feels to me the Afriels and The Lamenters are part of the same experiment with the "exact" same result. Who knew Peer Review was possible in the 40th Mil?

I’m more disappointed that Bricky hasn’t seen Rocky 4 than DK hasn’t seen spongbob

The greatest travesty in all this is the knowledge that Bricky hasn't watched Rocky IV.

Can't wait for the Horror of the Simp poster with Drake looking inquisitivly at a Catgirl getting tangled with a toxic jelly hudred feet longs tentacles

Shy's new TTS @23:33 sounds a little unconventional after the other ones, but I kinda like it 🤡

Long shanks is based off the very tall and slender tyrant nicknamed long shanks and is the villain in the movie brave heart.

One raven guard to another raven guard: hey Gary do you think that cat girl is running away for mor-grawl haha we have fun here.......skin them

Ash clams sound like something form the dark ages of technology

If they make that poster they should have alternate versions of themselves Shy as the imp baby, dk as a felenid, and bricky as a longjack

If the Horrors of the Sump poster gets made please please please turn it into a shirt, I would buy one immediately!

37:04 Also making a fully autonomous mechanical spider would be techno heresy.

I love how the intro just steamwalzes over DK dying. Pls add the old jingle to the intro, ty

I wonder what would happen if you put an ogryn through the astartes process.

@woaddragon

Жыл бұрын

Bad things

As a furry, I think you underestimate how hot an anthropomorphic cat can be, especially with big claws or teeth.

@gothicpando

Жыл бұрын

Found another one boys...

@urbanfrog

Жыл бұрын

​@@gothicpando MA, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!

@henrypaleveda7760

Жыл бұрын

Question; is that with idealized human elements in as well or just an actual apex predator?

@bluestormpony

Жыл бұрын

@@henrypaleveda7760 both

@woaddragon

Жыл бұрын

Ha

17:13 Greatest comeback known to man

I love learning about chaos roids