Charging on powerlines is an extremely clever and hilarious anecdote because if this all was true its a perfect explanation for always seeing birds on powerlines.

@BradiKal61

2 жыл бұрын

Which is what a lot of people fall for in conspiracy theories- a simple habit that is twisted into something sinister

@vatar57

2 жыл бұрын

They say that our defense contractors invent technology that later turns up to serve in every day uses. That is why we now have cordless chargers.

@joe18425

2 жыл бұрын

@@vatar57 you know. I still aint sure how they bloody things work. Im aware its not magic. Anyway, im away to figure it out. Ps: hey, thanks. You gave me something to do.

@kwitwerikok8o863

2 жыл бұрын

A.I. has developed to the point where it can control robotic bird surveillance...BIRD BRAINS!

@joe18425

2 жыл бұрын

Got it, thanks.

"I'm not gonna go on news shows but shows about, you know, clocks and time, I'm OK with sharing my information with." He got me with this one 😂

@SilvertortoisePiano

2 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised he doesn’t know that clocks aren’t real though

@peggygibbons479

2 жыл бұрын

"Thank you for inviting me to your clock show." I died... LMAO!!

@MarcosElMalo2

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilvertortoisePiano I realize this might be too nuanced for the the uneducated, but time is real. What is fake is the totally arbitrary scale we use to measure it based on totally random and variable things like the earth’s rotation and the orbits of the moon around the earth and the earth around the sun. Have you ever wondered about leap years? Daylight savings time? The age of consent? Why aren’t months all an equal number of days? Why is a week seven days? Why are there four seasons and not ten or eleven? It’s all totally random! Einstein proved it!

@thenarrativeandwhyyouloveit

2 жыл бұрын

Had me dying

@michaellovett8773

2 жыл бұрын

And that went over all the clocks an time staff’s head. They even proudly show the world how clever this survivor mocks them.

BIRD = Basic Information Recording Device

"I learned the truth and got rid of my pet bird" this I could not stop laughing from, each of the signs make the joke even better

Honestly until now any time I've come across "birds aren't real" I didn't pay much attention. I'm now realizing I've become completely desensitized to nonsense. I bet if I walked outside and literally everyone was dressed like a clown I'd just be like, hmm, prolly a social media thing.

@LuisLopez2

2 жыл бұрын

Use the Force....

@chrishooge3442

2 жыл бұрын

"Don't Look Up"

@HurricaneJD

2 жыл бұрын

You mean as of right now you walk outside and not everybody is dressed like clowns? Well then I wonder what's going on around here? Weird😜🤓🤷‍♂️

@dricoirving3236

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a New Yorker

@MarcosIsABaritone

2 жыл бұрын

@@dricoirving3236 Zing!

The stickers on the van had me laughing so hard. Awesome interview.

@hankmoody7513

2 жыл бұрын

PIGEONS ARE LIARS!

@lilithcumswelltm

2 жыл бұрын

@@hankmoody7513 LMAO 🤣 😂

@lilithcumswelltm

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharonsekhon9475 It makes sense because humans can't touch power lines can they?

@shaunellmers5033

2 жыл бұрын

Pigeons are liars. The best line ever

@spookyvegan1402

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 I need these stickers on my car

The gem is when he said he knew the truth about the clock show and then proceeding to go to his script and sticks to it till the end is so funny.

I love the lady who prayed for him! 😭

This guy is hilarious. I am now a firm believer in the "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy.

@ChineduOpara

2 жыл бұрын

Make room for one more!

@sophiafake-virus2456

2 жыл бұрын

It's a psyop

@jamessparkman6604

2 жыл бұрын

Well I’m not because birds are indeed real

@Antebios

2 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced. Count me in! 🤣🤣🤣

@jamessparkman6604

2 жыл бұрын

Well you may be up for this stuff but I certainly am not It’s a lot of nonsense

Lmao birds charge on power lines?!? This guy is a genius! So funny, love this guy! 🤣🤣

@pro-choicemom

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds legit though. Electronic birds would charge on power lines!

@kevinbarr9003

2 жыл бұрын

@@pro-choicemom or Aliens disguised as birds. So we don't notice? That's silly. Robot birds makes much more sense. 🤣

@oblivieon1567

2 жыл бұрын

It's crazy to think right? "Right Wing" , "Left Wing" the charging on power lines, DNA from Seagulls. OMG it's so hilarious but does sort of make sense. Why do people Tweet? It goes on and on. Love it! 🤣

@SilvertortoisePiano

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I can’t believe we used to think birds were battery powered

@jojose417

2 жыл бұрын

That one really got me! Lol

This young man is a genius!🤣. He's got to be the world's ultimate practical joker/ Pinker. He's Punked thousands & entertained probably the same amount, lol 😆. I was laughing at the beginning of video, but after he came out of character and stated what he was doing, I really started laughing . Darn near laughing to tears, watching him and others. Great job!👍.

@vixceous

Жыл бұрын

you're insane

@johndardi1334

Жыл бұрын

Einstein was a genius. This is a very smart kid with a good idea. Just sayin…

@andyc9902

4 ай бұрын

😂

acknowledging that corporations fund laws to benefit their class is not a conspiracy theory. LMFAO

He's proven that you can create a conspiracy based on basically anything... and he used it to deal with his trauma. Good for him.

@MickeyGee73

2 жыл бұрын

Ever seen the film Zeitgeist? It was a project with the same purpose, to out the ease of building conspiracies, made many years ago..

@dawna8695

2 жыл бұрын

So cool.

@courtneysettepani9782

2 жыл бұрын

Judaism beat these guys by like 5,000 years

@yermom420

2 жыл бұрын

@@MickeyGee73 you mean onion news bc zeitgeist wasn't made based off a fake conspiracy

@fischX

2 жыл бұрын

Well so did the flat earthers, qanon and pizza gate.

"people also made fun of the founding fathers. You know? Before they stormed the british gates and took over" This is hilariously accurate of the mindset of real conspiracy theorists.

@PhilLesh69

2 жыл бұрын

They always find a way to equate themselves to the founding fathers the same way Christians like to win arguments by saying "it's in the bible." people made fun of, people called them crazy, people said they would never succeed, people said people said. But you wait and see! I'm just like a founding fodder!

@gregoryagogo

2 жыл бұрын

If you beLIEve any of the HISstory they hand us!

@mho...

2 жыл бұрын

The Founding Feathers didnt float!

@jamespando1787

2 жыл бұрын

THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!! HAHAHA 😂😁

@andym7333

2 жыл бұрын

ok but clinton is epstiens friend and hunters labtop is real ... go look

What an incredible social experiment! I hope that psychologists, sociologists, and political scientists are taking note

@asandax6

11 ай бұрын

They are way ahead of you. The LGBT community has grown a lot thanks to them and thousands of kids now think it's a good idea to have irreversible gender assignment surgery and hormone blockers. Using the threat of suicide as the stick and the promise of euphoria and acceptance as the carrot.

When I saw “Pigeons are liars” I howled. This guy is the next Sasha Baron Cohen

I love how she is trying not to laugh during the interview!! 😂🤣😂🤣

@dippedndope7411

2 жыл бұрын

It’s taking me out 🤣🤣🤣

@sutheeraberisha-mead3937

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BurnCrushExecute

2 жыл бұрын

She's laughing because she's getting paid to ignore real issues.

@stricknice5260

2 жыл бұрын

@THiNk aBoUt iT Doesn't mean she’s ignoring real issues 🙄 she’s just laughing because it’s funny.

@mattrogers5188

2 жыл бұрын

She's laughing so people will think birds are real. What she calls a parody conspiracy theory is actually a real conspiracy, with real surveillance drones 🙂

These people had me annoyed at first, but now that I've seen what they're all about, I can't help but feel they have won the decade.

@itsjustnate

2 жыл бұрын

Comrade bird truther ✊🏼

@thesouthernmostsun3416

2 жыл бұрын

at first, i was furious, now after watching...BIRDS AREN'T REAL

@elic.2443

2 жыл бұрын

I love near the beach...he's right. Don't trust the seagulls

@xenostim

2 жыл бұрын

yooo, Pastafarians were the great satirical movement of the 2000s. I wonder if they inspired this guy

@carrollsanders9376

2 жыл бұрын

Birds are real bugs are fake.

It’s so funny that he just grabbed a poster board and wrote down the first thing he could think of 😂😂😂

This takes birdwatching to a whole new level.

“pigeons are liars” had me on the floor

@beewest5704

Жыл бұрын

But they are 😂😂😂

@raymondalleyne7803

Жыл бұрын

Birds are'nt real was in an austin powers movie the pentaverate thats maybe where he got his ideas from everything hes saying about birds an pidgeons being a conspiracy was in the movie look it up

@roberthernandez782

Жыл бұрын

Yeah very funny stuff

@Trizno

Жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen a "baby" pigeon?

@hydrolito

Жыл бұрын

Parrots and mynah birds mimic human speech not pigeons.

Birds aren’t real isn’t satire. That’s what they want you to think

@ekd1985

2 жыл бұрын

Hey look another conspiracy theory that the fake conspiracy theory isn’t actually a fake conspiracy theory but a real theory

@henrylee8510

2 жыл бұрын

Birds are psychotic hypnotized lizard people genetically transformed to be 'birds'. I have proof. Note that 'birds' never existed until after WWII ended, the day the global cabal took over.

@itsmeprasad1987

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@wisho-ro4305

2 жыл бұрын

Wait .... Wait what? What?

@juanok2775

2 жыл бұрын

for real

I love this. Our conspiracy culture desperately needs mockery

@ClarkPotter

9 ай бұрын

What if I told you, you have the whole thing backwards? The government's just batting a thousand telling the truth with us huh? Two or more ppl never get together surreptitiously for personal gain that's not completely on the up and up?

@billstrasburg384

7 ай бұрын

You bone head. This nonsense is intended to steer stupid people away from the truths that the government doesn't want you to know.

@BraveNewUs

2 ай бұрын

Enjoy ur 15min citys, lab food, no farmers, no cars

this guy makes flat earthers look smart

It must have been such a relief to interview a conspiracy theorist that you don't have to take seriously as a journalist

@user-sh1do4sp8e

2 жыл бұрын

That's the whole point of the name "conspiracy theories" so they never become ideas that being understand. These people think that 9/11 was committed by Arabs with box cutters... Smh they're feds in there thinking

@MrEvtmazda

2 жыл бұрын

Real Journalism died along time ago

@jpslayermayor9293

2 жыл бұрын

Sad as it seems, there is more truth to the "Birds Arent Real" Conspiracy has more factual content to it than almost anything youd find in QAnon

@johnmattera6772

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO I was thinking the same thing! Must feel like a load off talking to this dude instead of a Q anon Psycho!… 💯.

@victoriagore470

2 жыл бұрын

It says you have 5 replies... I see none smh

This young man is an exemplar of the resilience of our human spirit. He survived that school mass shooting trauma and came back up from below to bring humor to us all. 👏👏👏👏👏

@MilloSpiegel

2 жыл бұрын

Oh dear lord, he is a survivor of Parkland. That is terrifying

@jamesr8584

2 жыл бұрын

He is doing good work. I am amazed and disturbed at how some people believe nutty conspiracies that defy common sense and logic. Yet I see these loony ideas being pushed on social media.

@radiomanze1296

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesr8584 Yup You should be with the understanding that we live in a corrupt free society and there are absolutely no conspiracies going on in the world today

@jamesr8584

2 жыл бұрын

@@radiomanze1296 Well I am still waiting to be taken to a FEMA camp which should have happened at least 3 years ago. What's taking our elitist overlords so long? It's not that you believe in conspiracies, but you think everything is a conspiracy. If you want to believe those children in Sandy Hook were just crises actors that's your prerogative. You are being brainwashed by opportunists and you believe their nonsense. And that's a real conspiracy.

@radiomanze1296

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesr8584 Why would they waste time with fema camps and the logistics nightmare of such a thing when they could just lock you up in your house. oh wait they already did that for the past 2 years and everybody complied

This would be a PERFECT movie..I hope it happens, if not I’ll take a Netflix show.. 😂

I so much love this woman's facial expressions

Thank you youngsters, it is a relief for this old man, to know the bird apocalypse is finally being revealed. Love ya!

@falondonahue8457

2 жыл бұрын

Birds are not cameras dude. Man learn to know the difference between a camera that's not alive and a bird that is alive. 🤦

@danielabartelli4734

2 жыл бұрын

@@falondonahue8457 😂😂😂it was a joke dude

@TheBanana93

2 жыл бұрын

@photag216 Woosh

@falondonahue8457

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielabartelli4734 I didn't know it was a joke I'm sorry.

@bodyofhope

2 жыл бұрын

Birdpocalypse

This is fantastic. At last, some sanity in the world. What a creative guy to make this whole thing up. I love sarcasm and satire and this fits right in with the great authors of the past. This is like, "The emperor has no clothes."

@littleredhen3354

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@MarvaLuss1

2 жыл бұрын

OMG, FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REMEMBERS THE EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES. YOU SIR, ARE THE REAL MVP!!!

@HarlemSexyBlaqkat

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@B_Bodziak

2 жыл бұрын

The most amazing part is that there are people that do not realize what it is he and his group are actually doing, and believe it. I realize that actually is the point, but geez, is that sad.

@christopheroliver148

2 жыл бұрын

I'm left wondering if this is an argument against or in favor of Plato's Allegory if the Cave.

Watching this the day Twitter removes their bird logo on that very building.

I’ve seen it… recording fake birds flying. Then you watch it on your phone and the birds turn in to silver spheres

@darienjohns808

2 ай бұрын

???

Sometimes you gotta be crazy just to stay sane. I admire this guy. On the surface, it's trivial and stupid, but the underlying message is profound. More power to him.

@freesxsoccer

2 жыл бұрын

Well said :)

@christopherhanley4807

2 жыл бұрын

So if you're crazy that proves you're sane? Your honor we reserve the right to question this one again.

@MWhaleK

2 жыл бұрын

Just like Hawkeye Pierce said.

@vojacked305

2 жыл бұрын

There's no insanity on an insane community.

@aazhie

2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherhanley4807 humans are inherently contradictory. We call someone schizophrenic "crazy" but literally EVERY human brain hallucinate or makes up things,because of the way the brain has to function. So why does the person who "talks to God" religiously any less insane than the person who hears their dead mothers voice? If you cannot handle nuance you cannot handle life or reality.

This is the most sane and reasonable conspiracy theory I have ever heard! "If it flies, it spies!"

@jackalenterprisesofohio

2 жыл бұрын

No, not the biplanes

@bugsygoo

2 жыл бұрын

It's a good joke, but let's get real here. The truth is there's no such thing as a fish. And it's been proven!

@trj7078

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nJOC2dVsgpfMo6Q.html

@246trixie

2 жыл бұрын

*see above comment

@kaw628

2 жыл бұрын

@@bugsygoo Agreed, a great man once said "Do you really think fish are real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details.".

I love this guy, fantastic. Really opened my eyes to conspiracy theories. I've just had my 83rd Covid jab and feel great, looking forward to another 17 vaccinations before Christmas to get me through to 2023.

@janeth20ski9

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@rebeccaerb9935

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@cgreene3894

Жыл бұрын

Are you still alive? …Not sure if your comment was sarcastic or not.

@notacloutchaser7407

Жыл бұрын

He is mocking all the people praising this kid. They are sheep. He is also calling covid a op and covid shots a detriment to your health.

@Fierceaugleo

10 ай бұрын

Which is more believable Remote controlled footballs in the NFL or robot camera birds???

I'm a brain in a glass jar. Nothings real.

@notacloutchaser7407

Жыл бұрын

Seriously… we might just be brains in containers havign reality imposed on us. Very good.

I love that 60 Minutes did this! Unexpected and out of their realm but it fit well. They should do more pieces on movements instead of individuals

@BurnCrushExecute

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if they reported on real topics like inflation.

@DM0407

2 жыл бұрын

More clock show reporting please!

@gertrudelaronge6864

2 жыл бұрын

... It's like that time when Steve Martin said "Vagina" during the intro segment. (Look it up.)

@henryselik7857

2 жыл бұрын

Of course 60 Min did this; they are entirely absolutely part of the establishment corporate media which bring you such truths as Sadams WMD, Russia stole the election from Hillary, Biden doesn't have obvious pronounced cognitive decline, and Bush/Chenney aren't war criminals, but Trump, who didn't start any new wars, is a blood thirsty militaristic maniac with his finger on the red button. They wouldn't lie to you, would they?......Or embrace orchestrated send ups of any ideas that challenge their place as arbiters of universal truth, no matter how questionable on the basis of real evidence? No, nothing to see here folks, move along. Just laugh if you see anything that contradicts the official story lines.

@bimmerfan2126

2 жыл бұрын

@@BurnCrushExecute imagine is so many Americans didn't buy into BS conspiracies like Q and the stolen election, and then we could get things done in DC as the GOP obstruction crooks were voted out of office, cause, you know, their only platform is STUPID conspiracy culture was BS,

Charging on powerlines is the most funniest and most logical thing I've ever heard in this conspiracy 😂

@MrKrewie

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 creative

@Narcotic_poison20

Жыл бұрын

That reminds me I need to charge my pet parrot before bed just need to stick its beak in the wall socket

Me and my brother saw a bunch of birds flying, glowing, same amount in 4 rows, also a flying object going fast WAYYYY too far up to be an airplane and it wasn’t a helicopter

So I guess I have been eating robots instead of chickens for the last 30 years.

This should be turned into a TV series... I love the whole "fighting lunacy with lunacy" concept!

@christopherhanley4807

2 жыл бұрын

So you admit it's lunacy. You may step down from the witness stand.

@PaulGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce you to Stargate SG-1, a TV show about a secret interplanetary military program, in which there's an episode about making a TV show about a secret interplanetary military program to hide the "real" secret interplanetary military program in plain sight.

@rodneywallace6810

2 жыл бұрын

you should star in it.

@chrisbammer4946

2 жыл бұрын

It exists. It's called Saturday night live. They made a business decision to not be funny anymore though

@thatsillyrabbit

2 жыл бұрын

Called South Park

Absolutely brilliant! "Seagulls are taking your food back to the pentagon". Birds + twitter = conspiracy. Lol HUGE respect to these guys

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

Riiiiiight, because damn near everything that a bunch of "wine-n-cheese cocktail party ivory tower types" think, should be taken seriously---including their humor.

@nothingbutthetruth3227

2 жыл бұрын

Respect? Oh cause he’s changing the world. 👏🍿

@EingefrorenesEisen

2 жыл бұрын

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Better than damn near everything a contrarian who hears one thing that scapegoats all their problems and instantly believes it or refutes any actual evidence.

@march2166

2 жыл бұрын

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 their humor is fantastic and clearly displays how sheep like and stupid people act. Hey why not belive that 'birds aren't real' as it's more reasonable and less frantic than Q.

@Fierceaugleo

10 ай бұрын

Which is more believable Remote controlled footballs in the NFL or robot camera birds???

I love this guy 😂😂 I always thought it was a real Conspiracy people believed in 🤣 this makes it even better!

I love this. I call misinformation 'brain pollution' (please spread it...please). I love 'Birds Aren't Real' because just as conspiracy theories cloud reality, this clouds conspiracy theories.

The best is when he's at Twitter headquarters yelling "They're brainwashing you! They're watching you! They want to control you!" It is both a parody and not a parody in that moment. Spitting truth.

@sophiafake-virus2456

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. This whole movement is a psyop. (Not being ironic)

@stopthattrain14

2 жыл бұрын

This is true art ,what a great social experiment ,I now have more confidence in today's younger generations ,yes this should be recorded by Smithsonian as a humorous social experiment , or contemporary modern art

@sophiafake-virus2456

2 жыл бұрын

@@stopthattrain14 No, it's a psyop, psychological warfare designed to stop you thinking for yourself, and to accept what you think you know, but in reality have just been told (programmed).

@uncletacosupreme7023

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite was "after I learned the truth, I sold my pet bird." 🤣🤣🤣

@sophiafake-virus2456

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncletacosupreme7023 Yes but it's really a psyop, to stop freethinking.

I have been teaching physics for 30 years and always had to lie to my students about how birds can sit on power lines and not get fried. Now, finally, I can tell the truth. Thank you and god bless BAR !

@victoriawilliams2786

2 жыл бұрын

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣💝

@XyThree

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

@bodyofhope

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, you've been part of the problem, but I'm so glad to hear you're finally coming clean and teaching your students the truth about government drones. No more lies! Birds aren't real ✊

@idocare6538

2 жыл бұрын

Like a true scientist, question everything!

@jamboys2766

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Iain! Can't believe they deepfaked Peter for this "interview"

“They forget people made fun of the founding fathers until they stormed the British gate and took over” 😂

Her describing him as a 24 year old college drop out is crazy

@MariaElena51185

8 күн бұрын

Yes, cos for her college dropout is an insult. Really, it’s smart as college is further indoctrination for many.. useless degree..

Birds charge on power lines 😂

@Bax365

2 жыл бұрын

It makes sense too!

@pietrojenkins6901

2 жыл бұрын

@Wildlife Warrior how come they don't get electrocuted?

@riderouter

2 жыл бұрын

My God, this random KZread commenter is a genius and 100% correct!!!

Someone should tell Marjorie Taylor Greene about this movement - I am certain she will believe it.

@FairleyTrashed

2 жыл бұрын

I think you are overestimating her intelligence.

@NakedSageAstrology

2 жыл бұрын

Time to initiate the skeet shooting movement like the removal of those pesky buffalo; because, ancestry.

@mr.fahrenheit7009

2 жыл бұрын

@@FairleyTrashed under estimateing

@davejoson1100

2 жыл бұрын

You obviously are ignorant to the real issues that Greene is talking about. Feel sorry for you and others that are so uninformed on those subjects😪

My Dad always told me: I was so..... slow it would take me an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

As a kid I always noticed the birds in parking lots and how robotic they seemed I never knew others thought this 2 Now I do believe birds are real just not some...

@LalaaCherry

Жыл бұрын

I agree, I believe that some are not really real

Life imitates Art. This guy is both a genius and an artist.

@radiomanze1296

2 жыл бұрын

He's an opportunist, nothing more

@jamboys2766

2 жыл бұрын

Only because he found out the TRUTH! Birds arent real, don't be a sheep

@2NDFLB-CLERK

Жыл бұрын

▪️ A con artist is the accurate term. 🟥

@grrhmaadulyaa7857

Жыл бұрын

@@2NDFLB-CLERK derrrp.

@2NDFLB-CLERK

Жыл бұрын

@@grrhmaadulyaa7857 ▪️ Pea-Brain Calf. 🟥

Genius…gives this grandma hope the younger generations will keep their sense of humor and expose the current crazies .

12:57 Dude almost burned himself alive for this elaborate metaphor. That’s commitment to his character for ya! 👏🏼👏🏼

Birds aren't real as they're chanting.. The mere pigeon across the street is staring at them and saying yes I am I am real...

The scary part is there will be a small percentage of the population who will start to believe this satire is real.

@lancer2442

2 жыл бұрын

Think about it dude have you ever seen a baby pidgin or seagull??? We live in a matrix where the world is flat with a dome and then there's synthetic people living in the simulation only I can see out my eyes and therefore I am the only real person not synthetic well me body maybe but my soul is real and I am the only one

@NeraBuffy

2 жыл бұрын

That's the funny part

@easwarsankar

2 жыл бұрын

I suspect it could grow into a big conspiracy with lots of lunes really believing this stuff. It's not that far from QAnon and other nonsense that's been floating around for the past 6 years

@mho...

2 жыл бұрын

thats what they dont want you to belive!

@g.leenuttbutter1525

2 жыл бұрын

Come on!!! Everyone should know that BIRDS REALLY AREN'T REAL in this day and age!! I suppose yer gonna tell me next that all those flat- earthers are wrong too???

I love the lore he has developed around the conspiracy theory. My favorite bit is the seagulls being used for DNA harvesting.

@rocketamadeus3730

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite bit is how bird surveillance drones are literally a real thing yet no one seems to know that.

@randomthings8057

2 жыл бұрын

@@rocketamadeus3730 I’m not even 19 and I have worked this out before even seeing anything about it!

@positronikiss

2 жыл бұрын

funniest thing is its all true though theyre CIA eschewing attention from a real operation disguised as a nutty parody.

@asafoetidajones8181

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but I can't imagine they're widely used, or deployed over any great distance. There's also pretty successful research into using live beetles with cameras and wires in their nervous systems to control their flight. But they're unreliable and super expensive, probably only used for very specific high value surveillance. Very little reason to send expensive and high risk toys out to watch normal citizens who happily broadcast everything they do through their phones already.

@nickh.4917

Жыл бұрын

Dude it’s not funny. That is exactly what seagulls do. I’ve seen it happen. They take your french fries and fly off straight toward Langley.

They say that because they havent seen a dead bird that its body has actually opened .

THIS BIRD CONSPIRACY IS REAL.

Fighting crazy with crazy. I totally love it! The scary part is that there will definitely some who will believe it.

@juanok2775

2 жыл бұрын

birds aren't real

@gamecocks1150

2 жыл бұрын

@@juanok2775 LMAO

@aliedil5415

2 жыл бұрын

Big waste of time, but maybe there is more to it? Like for us to automatically assume that a "conspirationist" believes in flat heart, and spying birds. So, we should be good cows and listen what officials and their TV propaganda are saying because they are good human beings.. Everything has been done on this earth, every evil things that you can think of, it has been done and even worse than that. Satanists are real, drugs are real, killers and rapists are real, business men and politicians seeking only profits are real. Conspiracy means nothing nowadays everyone is lying, especially those that qualifies anything that bothers them as such.

@bethlehemeisenhour8352

2 жыл бұрын

Walmart will sell posters, LOL

@lancer2442

2 жыл бұрын

Think about it dude have you ever seen a baby pidgin or seagull There's flouride in our drinking water Artificial flavourings cause cancer There's is a cave in England where soil dark because its in the cave and that

This is genius. I am a Boomer and I applaud this energy of the Y and Z millennials to deal with the "lunacy" of today's world.

@victoriawilliams2786

2 жыл бұрын

I'm GenX and agree with you. I've loved this since it first started.

@karensky3456

2 жыл бұрын

Another boomer here. I first heard about this recently. I think the person actually believed it though. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Once the genie is out of the bottle...oops, I mean, once the bird is out of its cage, there's no telling which way it will go.

@fastronaut909

2 жыл бұрын

@@karensky3456 your humor checks out 😂

@sweetpealee056

2 жыл бұрын

Amen! (Fellow boomer here) this makes me feel there is hope although I do think this originated as a pot induced stream of consciousness and a brilliant one at that!👏👏👏

@KellySandra716

2 жыл бұрын

Gen X here... if you think that they dont spy on us with any means possible. You are a problem.

Me who just dissected a dead hawk that got hit by a car- then found this video by chance😐 (guess what no robot parts 🤣

@notacloutchaser7407

Жыл бұрын

Yeah; a drone wouldnt have got hit, they have anti crash sensors

"The birds arnt real movement is thankfully, pure satire" That's what the government wants us to think

As someone who’s absolutely sick of conspiracy theories and conspiracists, this is refreshing.

@crazydave318

2 жыл бұрын

Why? What are you hiding?

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazydave318 Maybe their head? Up perhaps in their four pointed contact? But then maybe they ARE tired of the "flat earthers"? They couldn't possibly be tired of the "Oswald-wasn't-alone" crowd???

@joerafferty671

2 жыл бұрын

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Are you illiterate?

@edwsc3

2 жыл бұрын

You SAID it !!! So sick & TIRED of these STUPID conspiracy theorists !!!

@edwsc3

2 жыл бұрын

one of the first things they do is try and discredit bbc and cnn news

I was horrified when these people came to my town with their movement and now I find this to be one of the most inspirational stories I have heard in recent years. This is really amazing!

@lucashumphrey2301

2 жыл бұрын

Bro drug addiction real get yourself some help

@mariatorres5563

2 жыл бұрын

The dude is a freaking gangster, love him & his idea, awesome!!! 🤣😉😎

@SpaceRanger187

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucashumphrey2301 its his life if he wants to do drugs that his choice, who are you to be telling others what they can do with their life,, not harming..go to bed sheep you got work in the morning

@rhabdoviridae

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucashumphrey2301 Don’t knock drugs, bro. I know for a fact you’d be more tolerable if you were toking.

@katpotter1889

2 жыл бұрын

I hope they come to my town the shake these conservative out of their comas

Sadly many people will forget that this was meant as a joke and truly start following the birds aren't real ideology.

Why do you think there's feathers in your pillows? It's to send gamma rays to your brain. I do not trust pillows so I sleep standing up

This kid has a bright future. Absolutely hilarious and spot on for today's misinformation crisis. Keep it up guys. Can't wait to see what he'll do in the future.

@andrewvelonis5940

2 жыл бұрын

He's another Sasha Baron Cohen

@thegreatselkie6009

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewvelonis5940 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@dook228

2 жыл бұрын

Trump 2.0

@thegreatselkie6009

2 жыл бұрын

@@dook228 bullcrap

@youtubeoppressivecensorshi8047

2 жыл бұрын

Censorship crisis were first time in my life democrats actively don’t believe in speech

man, he got me good. I saw him on the minority report podcast and he stayed in character perfectly for the entire interview. I've watched his interviews and laughed at him over and over again. I was fooled, I thought he was a true believer. nice!

@awaitingaugust1681

2 жыл бұрын

He was great on there lol

I like it. He put things into perspective. Really. This gave me a good laugh.

One time I was in Canada, I was visiting my family there on vacation. We were all camping in the woods, this was around 7am in the morning. We were all sleeping until I woke up and I heard 'birds' chirping. But it sounded odd. Like it was malfunctioning because it kept repeating itself without stopping, like the noise of the bird was glitching. It freaked me out. The bird was malfunctioning for 8 minutes straight. My mom woke up and heard it too. She said it was pretty weird.. That's when I discovered this video, Birds aren't real.

@JacquiCryer

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I feel a particular connection with the students and families of both the Stoneman Douglas and Newtown mass shootings, as I was a student at Virginia Tech on 4/16/07, but I at least never had to go through being called a crisis actor, or suffer personal threats and attacks from conspiracy theorists. The "Birds aren't Real" movement is such perfect satire for what's going on in our country and I'm a definitely a believer.

@MISNM0

2 жыл бұрын

Go Hokies! I remember the news that day. Best to everyone affected by all the tragedies you cited. That people harass and disbelieve them is unconscionably awful.

@MISNM0

2 жыл бұрын

Also want to mention that the families of the Children and Educators murdered in the very real massacre at Newtown have an organization called Sandy Hook Promise. Everyone please look at their information as you're able.

@mummra7

2 жыл бұрын

sheep like you are what's wrong with this country. too dam lazy to do any research so i'll just believe what the tv set orders me to believe. both those "events" were faker than joe winning the election.

@honeysucklecat

2 жыл бұрын

What else do you expect from republicans except paranoia, conspiracies, bullying, and cowardice? Easier for them to believe conspiracies than apologize or admit they’re wrong.

This was brilliant! I laughed so hard I am absolutely crying. I am now officially a bird truther. I haven't laugh this hard for a very long time. I really needed this. Thank you for posting this video.

@justachonkyspider

2 жыл бұрын

Eeek! A government drone has infiltrated! 😱.... "if it flys it spies"

@robertbunch7829

2 жыл бұрын

Pigeons are liars lol 😆 !!!!!

@BeccAcCardenas

2 жыл бұрын

ROFL, that was some funny💩....my parrot objects tho but she thinks she was an Empress Diva in her previous life and doesnt claim that whole "bird" label.🤣🤘🏻

@BeccAcCardenas

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertbunch7829 you mean the sky rats....lol

@justachonkyspider

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertbunch7829 that's right don't take the word from the bird! Lol 😆

A year later: Twitter now is X and they got rid of the bird.. must be a sign.

I believe the exact opposite of what MSM calls a conspiracy.

@notacloutchaser7407

Жыл бұрын

MSM workers can suck my balls.

Honestly, I am quite happy that the Birds Aren't Real people are here. They aren't hurting anything or anyone, the founder uses the movement as a way to deal with his trauma, it's satire and it truly exemplifies what I always say...'it takes all types to make a village.' I don't believe birds are drones but I have my serious suspicions about seagulls, male peacocks and mockingbirds. Especially mockers. Anything that sits outside your bedroom window all night and sings car alarm songs has an alternate agenda.

@stillhere1425

2 жыл бұрын

Seagulls steal food-but do you ever see them actually EATING it???

@cherylhardy8418

2 жыл бұрын

👍👏😂

@rosagalvan8231

2 жыл бұрын

😁

@benmiles1620

2 жыл бұрын

Funny until mouthbreathers start shooting birds

@hungluong799

2 жыл бұрын

What if birds get hurt because people start shooting them down to dissect them ???

This kid already has a psychology degree and more ! I want to know how to become a follower of this brilliant (and very true lol) movement ! I'm all in and I am 68 yrs old. Glad to see there is a generation that can look at a serious situation, and raise awareness of it , by attracting large numbers of people to it based on humor(satire). Good twist ! Very refreshing!

@henrylee8510

2 жыл бұрын

I am 55, I never remembered seeing a 'bird' until I was 2 my yrs old. My theory was that they were introduced in 1968 (when I was 2). Prior to this I never saw 'birds'. My parents tell me birds existed but not sure because I am not sure my own parents even existed prior to my birth. I can only take their word for it.

@jackgoodall1950

2 жыл бұрын

It's a wonderful psychological experiment, and obviously cathartic already. Fantastically done

@maxokream6269

2 жыл бұрын

This is so wholesome & sweet 🥺, I’m also sooo happy you finally realized that birds have been a lie

@tcb5141

2 жыл бұрын

Kids been brainwashed.

@darrenscott6982

2 жыл бұрын

He's will make a great CIA agent. A conspiracy theorist is a term used to discredit people who ask too many questions. Hunter Biden's laptop was a conspiracy, Jeffrey Epstein was a conspiracy, the US government spying on Americans conspiracy I remember Edward Snowden.

3:54 Lmao birds are on top of the billboard

I'm so pleased this is just satire. When I first heard about this movement. I was like “you have to be kidding me” I at first thought this was a real group. I'm so glad this was all just a way to get people to to reflect how silly they can be.

@jamessanders145

2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for some people to believe it as something real and start their own bird truther groups.

@TheBanana93

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that about the flat earth stuff. I was sure it was a joke and that no one believed it... but no its really not!

@redrick8900

2 жыл бұрын

The right believes a lot of crap dumber than this.

You have no idea how relieved I was when they said it was satire.

@jamboys2766

2 жыл бұрын

it aint satire. Peter was deepfaked. Don't be a sheep!

@goose7378

2 жыл бұрын

This was deepfaked by the CIA to discredit the birds aren't real movement. They don't want everyone to know the truth.

@catherineyoung3889

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamboys2766 excellent. Keep up the spirit!

@theodoreroberts3407

2 жыл бұрын

It shows you must be careful what you believe, especially today.

@XD2021

2 жыл бұрын

People like you are the main reason why they do all of this.... No offense

Wait until he finds out about the Carrier pigeons used in WW1 🤣 true story.

If only conspiracy theories were just that except they aren’t

This is making me cry. Half my family has gone crazy with hateful conspiracy theories, to the point I have very little family I can still associate with. I started laughing at this and it turned into crying. This is brilliant, but so profoundly sad simply because it’s funny.

@Sonia76373

2 жыл бұрын

Robert - if your referring to vaccines etc they're are correct. The pain your feeling Is actually seeing what they're seeing. It's disgusting what's happening and if you believe this is a real fake movement your wrong...

@robsemail

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sonia76373 oh, and learn to spell, Einstein.

@rodneywallace6810

2 жыл бұрын

please....will you still be singing that tune if the theories become fact?

@trashcatlinol

2 жыл бұрын

@@rodneywallace6810 dude, if birds are real , I'll eat my hat.

@rodneywallace6810

2 жыл бұрын

@@trashcatlinol bon apetite

This dude is a riot. You can't help but laugh, and then cry a little because there is so much actual crazy out there.

But every single bird??? Cmon guys, this can't be life today.

The irony is...they put it out as satire, so that when they do put a few drones disguised as birds... It will be the ol' " the boy who cried wolf" happening. Clever. 😑

Lmao "pigeons are liars" 🤣🤣🤣 "they are spying and charging through power lines" 😅🤣. The 🌎 needs more laughter! This surely helped me, lol luv it!

Sooo refreshing to see everyone hasn't lost their entire mind. There are some people who actually believe that believing in conspiracy theories makes them smarter than everyone else. A healthy (substantiated) skepticism is part of living in a world with other humans since interests don't always align, but never being able to take anything or anyone as they are presented is a prison.

@dsadawrware

2 жыл бұрын

wanting to feel smarter than everyone else is the prerequisite for any conspiracy idiot on facebook

@sebione3576

2 жыл бұрын

Skepticism is more important than ever nowadays. Information is controlled by a smaller and smaller group of individuals who's primary motivation is definitely not the greater good.

@Treeofwysdm

2 жыл бұрын

Well said Johanne!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@kindnessfirst9670

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy people ALWAYS think they are smarter than other people.

@lolacabana123

2 жыл бұрын

You're 100% right. I know, because I live it. I'm skeptical about pretty much everything. I always admire people who have strong faith or beliefs in something, because it seems very liberating. Usually though, it's because of the reasons @SebiOne said. I'm always questioning the intentions or the sources I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else though lol. I'm very aware of how problematic this mindset is

Thanks for having me on your clock show gets me everytime😂😂😂

I feel like my IQ has been insulted....

I've heard of this conspiracy in passing for a while but I never knew the story or how popular it really was. This is absolutely hilarious and I am fully on board

@kimulm0619

Жыл бұрын

It's not popular they pay people to gather round to FOOL U😇

@paultaylor6712

Жыл бұрын

@@kimulm0619 Soros!

@Red4350

Жыл бұрын

fully on bird*

@nothingsurprisesmeanymore

Жыл бұрын

They need sponsorship from Red Bull 🧚

@elizabethCorkins83

Жыл бұрын

@@Red4350 hahaha

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how many times they snuck the word flock into this piece

@jamboys2766

2 жыл бұрын

cause that's what the world is. A flock of deceived sheep! BAR!

I feel bad for the people who’s favorite animal is a bird

Lmao Cherdleys in the crowd

I'll be honest, I didn't even know this was satire. There were just so many insane conspiracy theories being thrown out there that I genuinely thought that there were some dipshits who seriosuly thought this. Absolutely genius 😂

@amandagfuller

2 жыл бұрын

Same! I used to bartend, and I had a guy sit down at my bar and start talking about how birds aren't real. I agreed with him, because I was scared he was unstable and would harm me. Then, I refused to serve him another drink. 🤣😂🤣

@doger6531

2 жыл бұрын

me too

@JA-jx1hk

Жыл бұрын

Insane conspiracy theory = anything the msm and mainstream institutions dont talk about or want me to know of

@JA-jx1hk

Жыл бұрын

Also you literally couldn’t tell an obvious joke was a joke until the news told you it was, and yet you have the gall to question the astuteness of “conspiracy theorists” and insinuate that they are gullible? Clearest example of projection I’ve ever seen.

@ctmatthews11

Жыл бұрын

by now, there are probably people who have stumbled onto this "Birds Aren't Real" thing and genuinely believe it. never underestimate humanity

This is hilarious, but also part of the proud tradition of comedy calling out real issues. I’m proud of him for doing something to address the conspiracy theorists in such a creative, positive and fun way.

@MarcillaSmith

2 жыл бұрын

Don't believe the "'Birds Aren't Real' isn't real" conspiracy. I'm not saying that birds aren't real, but the conspiracy is.

@DkKombo

2 жыл бұрын

The only difference between a conspiracy theory and truth is like a year to 6 months. Remember facebooks fact checkers? Parody is becoming reality

@ryanleblanc6817

2 жыл бұрын

There’s so many proven conspiracies. This world is obviously not what we thought it was.

@Houlgravely

2 жыл бұрын

Democrats use "conspiracy theorists" as a strawman while they laugh about the census.

Such a breath of fresh air!

So X (twitter) DID drop the whole bird thing…the plot thickens 🧐

We need more satire to unveil all the ludicrous conspiracy theories. MUCH much much much much much MUCH MORE!!! LOVE this!!

@roostertn

2 жыл бұрын

Yea..like hunter bidens laptop not being pertinent ..or like those 30000 emails didn't have any public business on them...Obama delivering billions to Iran...

@equalityforall8418

2 жыл бұрын

@@roostertn LOL!!! Still believing those lies does not make them facts :) Still can't handle Trump lost by a landslide, huh? Or is it because you can't handle the criminal cases piling up on him? Or...most likely...both?

@jamboys2766

2 жыл бұрын

It's not satire. Peter was deepfaked. He would never concede to the government's lies!