the slight echo makes me feel like I’m trapped in a warehouse, tied up, as Bill’s ranting about a problem I can’t fix

@Theaikro

4 жыл бұрын

Picasso with words bro

@MeltingBuddhaCandle

4 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest descriptions about listening to Bill Burr that I've ever seen!

@JBrown_Trivium

4 жыл бұрын

Haha this made me laugh far too much !

@metallica72

4 жыл бұрын

tremendous

@wesley5729

4 жыл бұрын

I’d pay all my savings to be locked up in a Wearhouse with ole’ billy salad eater just for a couple hours

I love how angry he is about the pg-13 rating.

@sinistersoul5525

4 жыл бұрын

Cmpdsa hes right tho pg13 is fucking stupid

@harvey4385

4 жыл бұрын

@@sinistersoul5525 you mispelt his name handicap

@JonCollinsMedia

4 жыл бұрын

He started out saying "this fucking movie"

@TheRealCaptainFreedom

4 жыл бұрын

The PG-13 rating buttfucked its box office but it was a surprisingly decent movie even if unfaithful to much of the source material.

@joejitsu034

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a zombie movie that’s PG 13. What’s right with it?

The “Z” is for “Zombie”, Bill.

@yodatcht1321

5 жыл бұрын

Dang it Bill.

@IkmelAAA

5 жыл бұрын

I like Bill's interpretation better.

@harrisonrg777

5 жыл бұрын

his point is the title doesn’t make sense. for one it’s not really a war when all you do is RUN AWAY! the book did a far better job of showing why it was called wwz because they was at war not run run run plane crash infect yourself with unknown virus drink coke run run run show the best parts of the movie you cut out during the credits..

@Thebighanzi808

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah BILL!

@brianfisher7498

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a fact. Or your opinion. 🤔

His opinion on the spiderman hanging lower had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

@joshuajordan8651

11 ай бұрын

there's a spoof where this very thing happens

Bill Burr is gonna love The Boys

@CharlesVanexX

4 жыл бұрын

Great fuckin show

@Theaikro

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing show

@stevem2323

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant show, fucking amazing.

@Spirosbotos

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevem2323 whats it about should I watch??

@johnbull1568

3 жыл бұрын

Don't spoil it for yourself, go watch it.

PG-13 sounds like a Mexican gang.

@nasalpolecat091

5 жыл бұрын

😄😃😂

@somethingsomethingusername802

4 жыл бұрын

Well they got "Los Viagras", so.... weren't not too far from it it seems.

@parkerweber2065

4 жыл бұрын

The MS-13 gang originated in mid California when mexican imagints wanted to have each others backs in the streets due to the level of hospitality with other gangs present such as bloods and crips,

@somethingsomethingusername802

4 жыл бұрын

@@parkerweber2065 You watch Gangland this Morning, or what? lol just fuckin with ya

@LuxioV2

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Horizon the younger generation to MS-13 😂

I'm with Bill on this one. The PG13 rating is a moneygrab, nothing more.

@dm55

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't making money the point.

@samuelnakai1804

3 жыл бұрын

It's to appeal to China, they don't approve rated R movies.

@Chelios__

3 жыл бұрын

David Matt It’s not suppose to be.

@1x0x

3 жыл бұрын

@@dm55 some people will never understand

@FiveSigma72

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chelios__ It definitely is the point.

“Stan Lynch must be rolling over on his futon!”

@jameschauvet3140

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick King 🤣🤣

@jonathankinney14

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

Somewhere between 68 and 70!! You're a genius Bill. Absolutely hilarious!!

This is why people hire Bill for legitimate acting jobs. His old-timer voice is priceless.

“Sitting there with their best gal.” Bill has me dying on this one.

“Yknow why? Because he’s Spider-Man” Lost it. Absolutely lost it.

@fungshui13

3 жыл бұрын

Dawg that whole spider man rant was my fav part 😂😂

"Heaven's to Betsy! I'm bein' chased by zombies! Ahhhh shoot!"

The pizza ad is hilarious. 😂🤪😉. "Its a frozen pizza" 😂😂😂😂.

Bill Burr - *anything* Bill Burr - "Y'know"

Bill called Stan Lee, Stan Lynch. Awwee.. RIP Stan Lee

@darthsalad6211

4 жыл бұрын

@Joe Casson Remembers Peter Parker's name two seconds after. Even Jameson's.

@AngryNerdBird

4 жыл бұрын

I wager he mixed his name up with Stephen Lynch, a comedian.

@runevi

2 жыл бұрын

He meant Steve Ditko, the guy Stan Lee co-created Spider-man with and got none of the credit.

The more you listen to Bill the more you love him and his commentary

@jarnold1789

2 жыл бұрын

He's the best

"Somewhere between 68 and 70 is what im talking about ". Bill is the best.

Anybody catch the whole "Sponsored by Pepsi" vibe, where in the middle of a dramatic scene he just gets a can from a vending machine and takes a big sip haha

@psilobom

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that but I think there was nothing but pepsi products, from disani water bottles and mt. Dew cans to the big dumb pepsi scene. You can tell Brad Pitt had stoped caring eons ago at that point, and who can blame him. He got contractually f'ed into making a 100 million dollar pepsi commercial

The World War Z book is brilliant in my opinion, especially the old audiobook with the all star cast. So much more worthy of your time than the film.

@thefacelessquestion3333

11 ай бұрын

Wait? There's a book?an actual book?

@AnoNymous-gn6tl

9 ай бұрын

@@thefacelessquestion3333 Yes, the movie is based on a novel from 2006, it was written by Max Brooks (the son of Mel Brooks) who also wrote "The Zombie Survival Guide". It's a very different story compared to the movie, and it is told chronologically out-of-order, through the perspectives of different people in different countries. The movie was mediocre compared to the novel.

@thecheese4255

9 ай бұрын

One of the dumbest statements ever made with regard to Brooks’ book was that it’d be nigh but impossible to make into a movie That’s just... dumb A pseudo documentary film is a novel idea?! And Brooks was bought like George RR Martin “I got my dump truck full of money, I don’t care.”

That Walking Dead argument sure stood the test of time, huh?

@bobbyfederico621

4 жыл бұрын

D. M. I mean if he wants a brutal and relistic zombie series he needs to watch it that shit is as brutal as it gets. And would be more graphic if it were on HBO

@SlipNJimmy

4 жыл бұрын

It never made sense. The Walking Dead isn’t PG13. Sure they don’t say “fuck” but the amount of blood and gore would never pass under PG13. TV just has different rules for this kind of stuff.

@chance2smoke

4 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Snyder yes in my opinion the show has gone down hill.

@chance2smoke

4 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Snyder wow. So someone stops liking the show and makes a short snarky comment and you decide to let out your inner psychologist. You are trying to sum me up like a cardboard cutout of a person all because I said "yes imo the show went downhill." You have too much anger and time on your hands.

@chance2smoke

4 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Snyder and no you are wrong. Viewership is way down for that show. Every season sees a significant drop in ratings.

I just saw a Fox News clip of “Minnesota burning” but it was a still taken from world war Z 😂

@BeeBopGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Link?

@joejitsu034

3 жыл бұрын

beebop shopbop try Fox News

@ShadeDraws

3 жыл бұрын

It's easy to mistake a Democrat-run city with a zombie-infested hellhole.

You should play Jameson in the Spider-Man reboot

@thecustomizer2008

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gregbors8364

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, JK Simmons is perfect as J. Jonah Jameson

@7:12 "Stan Lynch" 😂🤣 I am dying at work! Gotta love ol Billy red sack!

No matter what happens, as long as Brad Pitt's hair stays neatly tucked behind his ears, we all know it's gonna be okay.

That last slap by leslie nielson is the true unsung hero of comedy.

So true!! Anytime I see PG-13 I’m fucking out! 😂 Bill is the BEST!!!!!

@robertparks2933

4 жыл бұрын

C.S.R bro for real like every time I see PG-13 movies I’m just like they just made this to make money and they made it safe so the family and your wife can come here and don’t complain on the ride home. If you watch action movies from the 80s i.e. Rambo, Diehard, Rocky, Predator; it’s about fucking being a man and actually doing your own stunts. Not oh my goodness my wife is here, I shouldn’t cuss.

@theendofthefingworld2559

4 жыл бұрын

You guys are sooooo cool. Too cool for PG-13? Wow, you must have big wieners and trough muscles.

@ethanmcfarland8240

4 жыл бұрын

Why is that flag upside down

@brrrr9165

4 жыл бұрын

The United States Of America flip your phone

@grababookfromthelibrary8374

4 жыл бұрын

Dark Knight is PG-13

At risk of sounding like one of those "the book was much better" people, but the book was actually just much better. In fact, the book is an entirely different story. I still hope Max Brooks does something else in the same universe soon.

@peaterrepeater4441

5 жыл бұрын

asdsdjf asdjxajiosdqw it could be an awesome TV-Show.

@michaelmiradezandband

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like Max Brooks actually believes in zombies. Like if you watch the episode of Deadliest Warrior that he was on, he talks like they exist unquestionably.

@palexstarks5553

5 жыл бұрын

The book was excellent and so riveting.Telling many individual stories about how people in different parts of the world dealt with the zombie apocalypse .

@peterlohnes1

5 жыл бұрын

agreed, book was way better and would have made a good movie or netflix series

@rickg8015

4 жыл бұрын

asdsdjf asdjxajiosdqw Mel Brooks’ son is crushing it for some time now...

I love Bill's description of "the end of the movie where they hopefully solve the problem".

There seems to be an entire cottage industry on KZread making videos to Bill Burr stories. I love it.

Yr awesome, i love the work you do splicing bill burr audio with video, keep it up

I LOVE THIS PART 7:35, Billy blue balls is having fun with himself.

"He would have been hanging a little bit lower" 😅🤣😂 6:40

@corbindallas18

4 жыл бұрын

@Ris3Up85 He was talking about Spiderman getting that upside down kiss from Mary Jane. He said only if he would have been hanging a little bit lower...I'll let your imagination do the rest.

"You gotta get them excited. See?" Hilarious!!

Bill Burr 100% CORRECT HERE!!!! ON EVERY POINT!

@straycat9869

5 жыл бұрын

FAX!

That's why I love george Romero's day of the dead, the dialogue in that movie is insane!

@Aeon2Flux

5 жыл бұрын

"I'M RUNNIN THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!! AND I WANNA KNOW... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN WITH MY TIME?!" ///"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! THEY'RE DEAD!! They're fuckin dead and you wanna teach em FUKING TRICKS?!!

@andrewblanchard2398

Жыл бұрын

CHOKE ON'em

This turned into a raimi trilogy review and I’m not mad about it

I am addicted to these videos, subscribed! So glad this appeared in my recommended

Never once tweeted in my life. Never thought of it as an accomplishment. Thank you, Bill

he called stan lee stan lynch and now i can’t sleep.

@benedicitesol4429

5 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see Lynch take on the MCU.

I could listen to this man speak bout superheroes all day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

As soon as you got to the super hero part I couldn’t stop laughing bri 😂🤣

Love the edits with bill’s voice haha

I'm a comic book person and I TOTALLY AGREE with what you say about these movies being rated R.

6:43 I'm sorry but I've seen this movie dozens of times. but now that I'm older i noticed her shirt. also 10/10 "somewhere between 68 and 70." nice one bill.

@christoffer3949

4 жыл бұрын

Right! Thank God, I'm not alone in this

@ABW941

4 жыл бұрын

What about the shirt? Because it is wet?

@attilathechilla.1383

4 жыл бұрын

@@ABW941 it's the nipples.

"somewhere between 68 and 70." that shit cracked me up

No offence to "Jim" or "According"😂😂😂

" auuhh jiminy cricket" LOL

WWZ, biggest disappointment ever made. They made a zombie movie that has literally nothing to do with zombies. The dead are rotting, mangled corpses that keep coming after you once they die from infection or injuries and all the corpses in WWZ were nice clean looking zombies with all their limbs intact, no shotgun blasts to the chest or axe and knife injuries. They all kinda looked grey or green with maybe a paper cut or two. The book is a massive epic about the national response and resources we would need and use if something like that happened and how we’d eventually have to take back our densely populated cities where the larger population of the living dead would reside. It reads like a UN after action report about how horrible it was by telling us from beginning to end how it all happened and how there’s always this ominous threat of it occurring again because after clearing the land of much of the dead the threat would always be the living dead that survive on in the oceans just waiting to walk onto land someday and all it would take would be one bite or just one living patient who’s been infected to lie to an emergency room about their symptoms as the patient desperately hoped antibiotics will somehow save them before it’s too late. Get the unabridged audiobook off audible it’s AMAZING. Mel brooks raised a sick little boy

@glopezjr

5 жыл бұрын

Mel Brooks?

@knogface

4 жыл бұрын

Garth Brooks?

@glopezjr

4 жыл бұрын

@@knogface I didn't realize Max Brooks was Mel Brooks' son. lol

@knogface

4 жыл бұрын

@@glopezjr Haha I don't know who he is,what's the book? World war z?

@glopezjr

4 жыл бұрын

@@knogface Max Brooks wrote the book World War Z, and a bunch of other zombie books.

He sounds like Ralphie Cifaretto in this and I can't get that outta my head.

@MrJohnnyAOA

4 жыл бұрын

"She was a whooooah!"

@excellenceinrecycling4093

4 жыл бұрын

“ she had a 98 pound mole removed from her ass”

@NothingSubversive

4 жыл бұрын

He was doin a lot of coke

@excellenceinrecycling4093

4 жыл бұрын

“ a) she was a whoorah, b) she hit me “

this is the best thing that came out of the whole movie. just hearing bill call it how it is

the way his voice cracks at 2:51 LMAOOOO

I loved this movies detective aspect. And the moment where Pitt's character gets blood in his mouth and stands on the ledge counting... intense. And at the end, the sorrowful look he has when he looks at the infected. Best Zombie movie since Shaun of the Dead, but I am not a horror guy.

@words007

Жыл бұрын

This was greatest zombie movie ever not because of Brad pitt but the scenes it had the one where he encounters the zombie when he gets on the plane and lead scientist dies in front of him (oh shit) 2nd when they are in Israel and the wall scene happens, i was like 😲, 3rd the scene when they are in the air and whole plane gets zombie infestation, 4th when they are in the remote facility finally finding cure i mean it was AMAZING. well made movie seriously could have been 3 part movie. It was best zombie movie ever, & iv seen em all ,Walking dead 3 times already

Great video.

"Stan lynch" lololol that was gold

'I like when he wore the black suit too, and the suit started controling him'' LMAO I can't anymore

1:19-1:25 every film student says that at some point. Also, your boy got a new ringtone.

"Watchmen" was a rated R superhero comic book movie that included graphic violence, gore, and sex/rape scenes.

@ReddFoxx1562

4 жыл бұрын

Events that happened to my wallet for buying a ticket don't count.

@ABW941

4 жыл бұрын

And you could see Dr. Manhattens blue Johnson all the time.

@1994Trill

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobhernandez7250 You are absolutely insane

@1994Trill

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobhernandez7250 Oh I wouldn't know. I had never heard of watchmen up until that point. I'm not a comic reader.

@ABW941

3 жыл бұрын

@@1994Trill Sir, I have to ask you to leave this comment section, you dont have the necessary level of geekdom.

I remember being psyched to go see WWZ in the theater, had been a long time since I’d gone to the theater for a movie. And afterwards it was a long time since I went back.

EDITS ON FUCKING POINT LOVE THIS CHANNEL 😂😂😂

"They have Stan Lee rolling over in his Futon..because they didn't pay him well enough for spiderman" lmao!

The “spidey 69”

LOL at the end the zombies climbing the building had a sign that read "JUSTICE FOR TREVON" that's so funny

"Peter parker still working for the school paper, or whatever the fuck"... LMAO... I love it

Ive said the same thing about PG films for years.

Should have used a clip of Bruce Wayne sleeping during the Board Meeting :D

2:50 that line, paired with the voice crack, is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all week 😂

We have reached peak Bill.

Now that allenpalin is imprisoned for 20 plus years, we are going to need you now more than ever

@eugenetighe945

3 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait . . .whaaaat!?

Red Barron classic crust pepperoni has always been my brand of pizza.

“No disrespect to Jim or According.” 😂😂😂😂😂

I just listened to an episode from his podcast (from 2013) and he apologized after watching WWZ, and said he actually loved it.

This movie was a wasted opportunity. The book was a perfect format to follow. A UN agent collecting stories about what happened. It could have had an almost anthology feel to it. But Pitt felt the need to try and have it be “Pitt tries to save the world from zombies!!!” And that’s why it flopped.

@tonispiip8054

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, there's really no relation to the book except the name. Which is a shame. And the ideas in the film aren't even new, it uses the same old zombie tropes, the reason the book worked was the consistent rules of how the zombies worked and how it was less about horror or zombies and more about how humans react to the threat. If they had been true the book and made it R I'm sure Bill would have loved it.

@TomSNC

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao try selling that movie to anyone who's not a WWZ fanboy. You cant. You people never think about making money or the business that movie making is. The movie got a video game made and a sequel in the works

@TomSNC

5 жыл бұрын

@@tonispiip8054 No one is going to spend money to watch that besides WWZ fans.

@mainemeta7150

5 жыл бұрын

Friends Of Red Demi bro have you read the book? It would’ve done amazing on film the way it was written, if the copied it from the book the way it was in the book, it would’ve been 100x the movie, with way more money, it was an incredible book and that video game is trash.

@dLzzzgaming

5 жыл бұрын

Pit had to have it? You think he had a say in how the direction of the movie went? Fucking lmao

If more movies were rated R, movies wouldn't suck as much as they currently do.

@Juber777

4 жыл бұрын

Unless they just do it for ........ya know when it feels forced

@ianmillerdevilsfan1223

4 жыл бұрын

Actually if more movies weren’t made by corporate entities than movies wouldn’t suck as much as they do, there’s ton of smaller independent movies that are much better than anything that WarnerBros, Disney, or Paramount makes

@jokuheppu3920

4 жыл бұрын

Just look at Saving private Ryan and tell me the d-day scene would have been as good if it was fucking pg-13.

"He would have been a hanging a little bit lower." Hahahahahah

Oh meh gawd rhuun!that shit kills me everytime I hear it

The funny thing about The walking Dead comment is the comic book is so violent they had to put it in black and white. 😂😄😂

@thejdb

3 жыл бұрын

What's really funny is that The Walking dead is TV-MA which is intended for 14 or older. So technically it isn't pg 13

I wonder what Bill will think of the new Joker movie I think it’ll be up his alley

@randomdude189

5 жыл бұрын

He is excited

5:57 i fukin lost it lol

great content.

Good ole Stan Lynch

Bill burr should be the next joker in Batman

The minecraft zombies killed me

The Spiderman scene description is hilarious ahahaha I never thought about that hahahaha

The only good scene in that movie was when the doctor fell and shot himself. I laughed so hard.

@xcidgaf

4 жыл бұрын

that was hilarious.

@maranatha9769

3 жыл бұрын

Look up whiteboy bobs death in Out of Sight. FN hilarious!

@fumothfan9

3 жыл бұрын

Yup hilarious

Lol, he put "Kodi". Kodi is a secret. Keep it tight.

@dmc3489

4 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as Kodi, what the heck are you talking about?

I’ve met him how many times. Love him more today hahaha. Keep it up. 🎯✅🤣

I wish that someone that can get in contact with Bill has him watch Train to Busan. To hear his comparison of WWZ and that would be pure gold

Making 10 min videos. I see what you did there. Don't try to fool me.

@user-ne9hg1lu3g

5 жыл бұрын

?

@gustavofring8765

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-ne9hg1lu3g 10 min videos get monitiesed more

@iHaveTheDocuments

5 жыл бұрын

Wonder how much of this is bs filler to hit that mark?

@Hanakowasright

5 жыл бұрын

@Super Retro Play Land NO U

@theddd15

5 жыл бұрын

everyone's gotta make the $$ somehow, ya commie bastard

I think a proper adaptation of the book would be something like a mini series hbo or someone could do

@TomSNC

5 жыл бұрын

Yes on TV but not in a movie theater I agree 100%. HBO or AMC could make the book work

Killed me with "somewhere between 68 and 70,"

Awesome rant,awesome.

How can bill be so smart and logical yet can't figure out that the Z stands for zombie lol!

Did he just say super heroes aren’t for kids 😂

@RAGEINYOUTH

4 жыл бұрын

I think he was being forcefully facetious at that point

@OffTopicKamah

4 жыл бұрын

RAGEINYOUTH ً lol I guess

@ColombianThunder

4 жыл бұрын

But he also makes a point though. Realistically if spiderman punched someone, their head would explode. Captain America's shield would decapitate people. Batman comic books haven't been kid friendly for years and are in fact very graphic

@RAGEINYOUTH

4 жыл бұрын

ColombianThunder a lot of these points have been addressed before tho. Its been stated in the issues before that spiderman CONSISTENTLY holds back his power to avoid killing someone. As shown in spiderman #700 when doc ock took over his body and punched the jaw off scorpion because he couldnt hold back his power. The shield and dark gritty nature of batman comics, well, damn, u right lmao

Love your videos Izzy SoDope

I love that 20's announcer voice. You should do that more often. xD

@tjellis1479

4 жыл бұрын

from Rudy

10 min videos there you go

Pg-13 movies make more money than R rated, Bill.

@earthatom7

4 жыл бұрын

That's the point... They sold out to make money... Way over your head...

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd

4 жыл бұрын

@@earthatom7 I know that

@briangoldy8784

4 жыл бұрын

Yepper............Gotta have the Kids...Money................Ruined the Fucking Movie.............

you give me hope Bill burr

5:06, finally a DiGiorno Pizza commercial that makes sense.