Bill Bailey - The News Is Terrifying

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#BillBailey does his version of the Starsky and Hutch score and then explains why news programs should incorporate jazz music.
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  • @ComedyLove28
    @ComedyLove286 жыл бұрын

    How far Bill has gone in his career! Man is a musical & comedic genius! One of the best comedians the UK has produced!

  • @seraphale

    @seraphale

    4 жыл бұрын

    *the world

  • @Varksterable

    @Varksterable

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is a word for people who understand and excel at many branches of science: polymath. I propose the same for entertainment. Bill Bailey is a polytainer.

  • @aubreybaker6384
    @aubreybaker63848 жыл бұрын

    That Starsky and Hutch music was spot on. Brilliant...

  • @B61Mod12
    @B61Mod124 жыл бұрын

    RIP Beret 4:42 - 4:48 Shortest stage life of a prop ever.

  • @mrshifter5007
    @mrshifter50073 жыл бұрын

    I see Bill Bailey doing this set at the Brook House pub Hayes Middlesex in late 1993 possibly early 94. The pub started doing a Comedy night on Wednesday nights, one pound to get in. There was 3 acts on that night and Bill was second on and he was Brilliant. There was only about 20 people there that night and and its a bit of rough place but he won them over. I wonder if he ever remembers that pub, long time ago now.

  • @unclespeller6568
    @unclespeller65685 жыл бұрын

    I love how he gets the music dead right. This always reminds me of Victor Borge's "Mozart Opera" routine.

  • @alansturgess1324
    @alansturgess13244 жыл бұрын

    Oh to live in the Bill Bailey Multiverse.

  • @SyntheticFuture

    @SyntheticFuture

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would be chaos and madness... but I'd love every second of it xD

  • @captainchaos3667
    @captainchaos36674 жыл бұрын

    Fun to see the genesis of this bit in the Amazing Guide to the Orchestra.

  • @csgrambauer5852
    @csgrambauer58528 жыл бұрын

    Frickin' hilarious! Love this guy! Also Black Books was an amazing show. Love it too! :)

  • @edmundblackadder2741
    @edmundblackadder27415 жыл бұрын

    Been looking for that Starsky and Hutch clip for years XD

  • @katerinabragin9349
    @katerinabragin93496 жыл бұрын

    I like the Jazz News. I'd tune into that.

  • @brottarnacke

    @brottarnacke

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ikr?

  • @EricPhilippiofficial

    @EricPhilippiofficial

    Жыл бұрын

    thank you for the awesome words, love & recognition, I am captivated🙂. Where are you watching from?❤️

  • @SolariusScorch
    @SolariusScorch7 жыл бұрын

    20 years passed, and he's still the same!

  • @mats7492

    @mats7492

    6 жыл бұрын

    less hair though

  • @FesteringRatSub

    @FesteringRatSub

    6 жыл бұрын

    so true

  • @briane5706

    @briane5706

    5 жыл бұрын

    Still the same? I think he’s even more brilliant nowadays.

  • @serinadelmar6012

    @serinadelmar6012

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brian Edward innit ❤️

  • @sadev101

    @sadev101

    2 жыл бұрын

    hes improved

  • @SkyrimSoldier
    @SkyrimSoldier8 жыл бұрын

    He's great.

  • @eta2670
    @eta26704 жыл бұрын

    Jazz News: it’s not about the news you tell, but the news you don’t tell

  • @introspectivedreamer3864
    @introspectivedreamer38644 жыл бұрын

    Thank you to the uploader of this wonderful set by the genuis and lovely chap, Bill Bailey. I'm a bit sorry for the forty nine folk who have disliked this. I guess everybody has different comedy likes and dislikes so that's cool but its a shame anybody can dislike Bill. Thank you for making bad better!

  • @devodavis6454

    @devodavis6454

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's true that people have different tastes, Dreamer, but in this case I have little confidence that those 49 people have any taste at all. It takes talent to do what Bill does, I love him. I watched 2 entire Dylan Moran sets last night, my sides were hurting!

  • @benusmaximus3601
    @benusmaximus3601 Жыл бұрын

    This is almost like a precursor to his 2009 Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra...

  • @JohnJohnson-ok4gf
    @JohnJohnson-ok4gf5 жыл бұрын

    Ecoute et repete. Ding! Fucking brilliant.

  • @phildirt3
    @phildirt36 жыл бұрын

    One of the cleverest guys on the planet

  • @MattSingh1

    @MattSingh1

    Жыл бұрын

    *Absurd overstatement.*

  • @BaldingClamydia
    @BaldingClamydia4 жыл бұрын

    This man is so talented!

  • @paranoidd3
    @paranoidd34 жыл бұрын

    Wow! This is gold!

  • @MartinKohoutekchannel
    @MartinKohoutekchannel6 жыл бұрын

    WHAT A SHOW!

  • @w8m4n
    @w8m4n3 жыл бұрын

    So much talent.

  • @cutnslide
    @cutnslide2 жыл бұрын

    he is one of the greatest .

  • @SpooksMcGhie
    @SpooksMcGhie8 жыл бұрын

    killed it

  • @somesmoothjazzplease225
    @somesmoothjazzplease2257 жыл бұрын

    awesome guitar work lol

  • @metlmickey
    @metlmickey8 ай бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant😅

  • @Kowasi
    @Kowasi5 жыл бұрын

    Solomon, the wise one!

  • @byerleyfamily5467
    @byerleyfamily54675 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to see him live tomorrow 😁

  • @lenakrupinski6303

    @lenakrupinski6303

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow!! Your lucky 🌹🌷🌹

  • @TransdermalCelebrate
    @TransdermalCelebrate4 жыл бұрын

    Great humour and lovely guitar

  • @JeroenTel
    @JeroenTel8 жыл бұрын

    If you can put it into music, you shave the truth with it... awesome performance!

  • @JoelCarli
    @JoelCarli5 жыл бұрын

    I think the most amazing part is he's playing an Ovation the whole time.

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk35 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god, that bit about the news was so funny...

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash3 жыл бұрын

    This man is a genius

  • @naymeequillo
    @naymeequillo Жыл бұрын

    I WANT THE JAZZ NEWS

  • @pamelah6431
    @pamelah64313 жыл бұрын

    That opening when he did the impression of the rabbit villain from Hoodwinked...

  • @windamor1517
    @windamor15174 жыл бұрын

    My favourite comedian.

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc386210 ай бұрын

    Class, underrated set by Bill Bailey!

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn4 жыл бұрын

    What an excellent set.

  • @leogagaev395
    @leogagaev3955 жыл бұрын

    0:48 thank you bro now I got my clientele

  • @tiredmummy7512
    @tiredmummy75124 жыл бұрын

    Another British staple!!!! He's great...

  • @robertr.godfroy8505
    @robertr.godfroy85058 жыл бұрын

    loved him in blacks books

  • @bradleyjordan5365
    @bradleyjordan53652 жыл бұрын

    The guy in the audience laughing at the Meatloaf joke looks like Meatloaf.

  • @edoboleyn

    @edoboleyn

    11 ай бұрын

    He was the runner up lookalike.

  • @bosnahercegovina
    @bosnahercegovina4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha he is so funny entertainment man.

  • @patriciahyland9959
    @patriciahyland9959 Жыл бұрын

    I see Bill bailey as my ideal man..funny..musician..makes me really laugh..dancer..why can't men more be like him.dont think here's no another out ther like him .......pure energy...what a shame apart from it Connollyx

  • @olumuyiwaakinyede3242
    @olumuyiwaakinyede32428 жыл бұрын

    hahaha

  • @zeigbert1743
    @zeigbert17434 жыл бұрын

    Love the Rural Buddha.

  • @JohnJohnson-ok4gf

    @JohnJohnson-ok4gf

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Dalai Farmer. :)

  • @jamesh1758
    @jamesh17584 жыл бұрын

    I’d love to see him do this in 2020 but obviated he’d have to do it from home

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt4 жыл бұрын

    bill puts on a beret and turns into tim minchin

  • @lostghost101
    @lostghost1017 жыл бұрын

    the audience, so shiny and tan ...

  • @borgholable
    @borgholable8 жыл бұрын

    holy fuck this guy looks like luie ck with long hair

  • @Rob_-dv6ei
    @Rob_-dv6ei4 жыл бұрын

    What I'd give for jazz news.

  • @vailryan5682
    @vailryan5682 Жыл бұрын

    Wasn't Huggy on Rockford Files?

  • @stevenblakeley4452
    @stevenblakeley44522 жыл бұрын

    that is one very funny musical Klingon.

  • @amberkelly3187
    @amberkelly31874 жыл бұрын

    Look how much hair he has on top.

  • @TheSpacemannspiff
    @TheSpacemannspiff4 жыл бұрын

    The Jazz News aka NPR

  • @Thomazzo95
    @Thomazzo955 жыл бұрын

    NEWS

  • @Languslangus
    @Languslangus4 жыл бұрын

    🔺

  • @RealPi
    @RealPi3 жыл бұрын

    Some from the audience look as if they've been rolling their own Rizla

  • @EricRedbear
    @EricRedbear4 жыл бұрын

    Jazz News = NPR

  • @raven_of_zoso455
    @raven_of_zoso4554 жыл бұрын

    Why can't just Bill Bailey and David Mitchell just be elected leaders of the world. Bill controls the media, modern culture, drug administration, trading and logistics (because he will have a rather loose approach to them). David takes controls politics, justice, and all the other boring stuff (because he will make them funny). It should be a TV show called Bill and Davie Saves The World. Also, Varg Vikernes should be elected as administrator of immigration politics, gun regulations, agriculture, and legal penalties towards criminals.

  • @raven_of_zoso455

    @raven_of_zoso455

    4 жыл бұрын

    @BB80Delta what's wrong with "murderous"? +7,5 billion people on this little planet which doesn't help on the hunger issues in third world countries, war and pollution. All could be saved by reducing the human population a great bit.

  • @JDFish

    @JDFish

    Жыл бұрын

    @@raven_of_zoso455 hence why third world hunger is actually a good thing. A natural thinning of the herd. 💚

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas7 жыл бұрын

    damn was looking for another version of the starsky and hutch skit but this one isn't a patch on it

  • @seanpaul93

    @seanpaul93

    7 жыл бұрын

    Reb Brown found it yet? also looking for it, brilliant bit

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas

    @A-small-amount-of-peas

    7 жыл бұрын

    Seanpaul Smillie unfortunately no. It either got taken down or the uploader pulled it. If I knew were the footage came from would try finding it on torrents but not sure. Was thinking it was a clip from the stand up show which was an old BBC show (which might be a clue as to who flagged it for copyright)

  • @harfast10

    @harfast10

    6 жыл бұрын

    He had his own sketch show called "Is It Bill Bailey". He did stand up in between the sketches. Simon Pegg was in it as well.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas

    @A-small-amount-of-peas

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@harfast10 don't think it was that but you never know

  • @harfast10

    @harfast10

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@A-small-amount-of-peas It's also on his Cosmic Jam DVD.

  • @AJ_Nightfall
    @AJ_Nightfall4 жыл бұрын

    Nubody tells me noothin'...

  • @chatshitgetbanged.9417

    @chatshitgetbanged.9417

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hot Fuzz lol

  • @flamisima
    @flamisima3 жыл бұрын

    ah yes the bald man with the long hair

  • @stressedpanda7205
    @stressedpanda72054 жыл бұрын

    Tough crowd.

  • @flippravitastic5291
    @flippravitastic52916 жыл бұрын

    Why does he look like Louis CK in the 80’s??? 😂😂😂

  • @UkPome

    @UkPome

    4 жыл бұрын

    WhoDarestheMAN gamer Loui CK is a Comical genius, each to their own.

  • @UkPome

    @UkPome

    4 жыл бұрын

    WhoDarestheMAN gamer wow very touchy, you must be a girl.

  • @brianbuday8639
    @brianbuday86393 жыл бұрын

    Check out black books funny as ever. Manny in pig tails 😜😆

  • @andybannerman6678
    @andybannerman66785 жыл бұрын

    Was that opening voice Missy from Big Mouth??!!

  • @jcdelgado951
    @jcdelgado9518 жыл бұрын

    is chump Lee

  • @23bobjr
    @23bobjr4 жыл бұрын

    He looks way older than he actually was then

  • @shastflamearashi6428
    @shastflamearashi64284 жыл бұрын

    五手

  • @DJShadesUK
    @DJShadesUK5 жыл бұрын

    3:59 Hello hottie on the left!

  • @Sundaydish1
    @Sundaydish14 жыл бұрын

    You go from that to 2 guys trying to make immigrants and fat people funny. I'll stick to Bill.

  • @jeremybr2020
    @jeremybr20207 жыл бұрын

    This guy has a great bit about 'Guns' and 'Steve Jobs'.....oh wait a minute, that would be BILL Burr. Oh I got it, this is the guy that did Cash Cab, he's hilarious!........on second thought, that would be Ben BAILEY................Now that I look at the guy I kind of recognize him, I thought he was bald though......actually no thats not right, that was Louis CK.........hmmmm WELL WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY??!!

  • @jeremybr2020

    @jeremybr2020

    7 жыл бұрын

    What?! Outside of America??!! You are kidding me?! Wow, that is crazy that I never knew that people existed outside of America. Unbelievable!! Extraordinary!!! And here I just figured the earth ended after sailing a few miles out to sea. You should really spread that news around. Where else would we be without people like you..........pointing out the fucking obvious? Im sorry you weren't able to get the sarcasm in my initial comment. So I figured I would really lay it on thick in this one so maybe just maybe you will recognize it. I know who Bill Bailey is. I was simply making a funny observation about his name being similar to two other comedians.......and he looks like a long haired Louis CK. Now all this seems pointless either way. Even if I was being serious, and I actually was confusing him for other comedians......this in no way implies total ignorance of other comedians outside of the US

  • @jeremybr2020

    @jeremybr2020

    7 жыл бұрын

    Reb Brown lol Dude I'm not the comedian here. Nor was I trying to be. I'm just someone who made a smart ass observation on KZread. If you didn't think it was that funny, then that's just fine with me. Simply more assurance that I chose wisely in my career choices, and did NOT go into the comedy field. : ) I am glad that you didn't think I was a stereotypical dumb American. In fact, I have no idea what dfss csss was trying to say regardless. Anyways, there is some new found hope for dumb Americans......apparently if I keep that idiocy going, I could make it all the way to the White House! GO TRUMP!! LOL.................Nothing??.......Still not funny? (Dammit, I need to find some better material.)

  • @jeremybr2020

    @jeremybr2020

    7 жыл бұрын

    dfss csss Holy fuck what in the hell are you babbling on about? LOL Ignorant and arrogant? Are you shitting me? It was a joke about the guys name being the 2 halfs of the name of two other popular comedians. What in the hell is so ignorant and arrogant about that? I can tell you, not a damn thing. I suppose you think you can just use words like ignorance and arrogance as some kind of ad hominem. But unfortunately for you, it doesn't work very well in this case. And I'm pretty sure I already said I wasn't the fucking comedian here. Do you insist on wasting my time stating pointless shit? As far as me writing a proper fucking sentence......What are you, my fucking English teacher??? LOL Go fuck yourself dipshit.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas

    @A-small-amount-of-peas

    7 жыл бұрын

    jeremybr2020 the Trump joke was good. Keep on plugging

  • @jeremybr2020

    @jeremybr2020

    7 жыл бұрын

    dfss csss lol Really? That's all you got? You would think you would of at least tried to defend your nonsensical comment about mine being ignorant and arrogant, when it was anything but. (Not that you could defend it, but I at least expected you to try. Disappointing) So let's recap, shall we. You make a critique about my comment that makes absolutely no sense. Great start dickhead. You then say I wasn't funny. Which was totally unnecessary, being that I already admitted as such. Pretty useless there. You top it off by actually telling me I need to learn how to write a proper fucking sentence..........here......on the KZread comments section. Pffff LOLOL And you think I'm lame? HA HA HA Now please don't let all that discourage you though. You keep coming back at me with those zingers. You're doing a bang up job making me look bad. Yep, that's what your doing.

  • @dougjackson5270
    @dougjackson52705 жыл бұрын

    What's with the lame audience? They were pathetic.

  • @rossturpin4696

    @rossturpin4696

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doug Jackson you should have went and laughed really loudly like an arsehole mate. Everyone loves that guy

  • @samfrisby6135
    @samfrisby61354 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many of them weren’t laughing at Bill’s jokes but just laughing a the ‘funny looking man with his funny British mouth noises’.

  • @34hedgehog
    @34hedgehog4 жыл бұрын

    Audience dead from the neck up...

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