The fact that half the country voted for Trump is horrifying. No offense America, but you've really lost it.

@FinneousPJ1

3 жыл бұрын

Half of those who voted, not half of the country.

@peterebel7899

3 жыл бұрын

Trump is only the symptom of America's trouble

@superkind333

3 жыл бұрын

@@FinneousPJ1 statistically that is about half of the country

@FinneousPJ1

3 жыл бұрын

@@superkind333 lol citation required

@mehere8038

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! VERY scary to think that almost half of those eligible to vote ie all "adults" in America are apparently completely happy with trump's performance!

Also I love that his wife is there, giggling at everything. Wholesome.

@jordancunningham4962

3 жыл бұрын

He's always better with someone to laugh. Especially her.

@upsman9351

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe McConnell & Graham got voted back in. Absolutely horrendous

From the guy who brought you "the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests" comes the new hit single "I'm only losing because they're counting all the votes against me"

@planestrainsdogsncars4336

3 жыл бұрын

Always followed by ''everyone knows that'' ..or ''Horrible'' ..or '' Terrible ''🙄

@markbriten6999

2 жыл бұрын

Or that's nasty. Such a childish comment

Evie laughing at all his jokes makes them so much better. They have such a beautiful love. I enjoy watching them two together

@ptavangar

Жыл бұрын

Meh

Trump: DID YOU SEE THE NUMBERS KEEP CHANGING WHY DO THEY KEEP CHANGING Me: *that's literally the definition of counting*

@deeuhhbahuc5063

3 жыл бұрын

Im still trying to figure out y people would vote for socialism instead of Trump freedom

@lazerlord9324

3 жыл бұрын

@@deeuhhbahuc5063 you are still trying to figure it out because that's not what's happening here.

@lazerlord9324

3 жыл бұрын

@Jonas Jonaitis fake news

@1028641

3 жыл бұрын

@Jonas Jonaitis Not a fake impeachment, he was impeached. Republican senators found him guilty, but didn't find his GUILT to be worthy of removal. You FAIL! Not fake Russian interference. 17 different federal law enforcement and intelligence agencies unequivocally state that Russia interfered in 2016. You FAIL. These mail in votes are legitimate and will be counted. You FAIL! But do go on and listen to the orange moron and his buttlickin fox cronies.

@Miguel-th3wx

3 жыл бұрын

@@deeuhhbahuc5063 awesome how you are so stupid that you don't even know what socialism is

I am Canadian and I finally breathed a sign of relief when Biden delivered his speech today. Good to hear an adult talk again.

It's disturbing and disgusting that this election was even close. After all Trump and Republicans have done, that any one would still vote for them, is both disturbing and disgusting.

@spitflamez

3 жыл бұрын

ScytheNoire Agreed!

@praisethesun6078

3 жыл бұрын

It's because most of his supporters are dumb and can't think for themselves so they'll listen to anything trump says. What's worse is they actually believe they are intelligent and trump is intelligent

@mikeybabes7527

3 жыл бұрын

America, land of the free 😂😂😂 No, really, you should come and visit, it’s all free! Even this election is a steal!! 😂😂😂 And since we’re talking comedy, stop me if you’ve heard this one... Many deluded morons think that if they vote for Joe Biden, they will get Joe Biden! 😂 I know right? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups 😂😂😂 Enjoy your “Democracy when it suits” won’t you?

@TheDneaves

3 жыл бұрын

@James Because a right minded person and politician knows not to hold a load of stupid rallies during a pandemic. In just one speech I've already more intelligence and sence from Biden than I ever have from Trump.

@Patty-ii5zu

3 жыл бұрын

What’s even more disturbing is being related to a Trump supporter who believes that Covid isn’t real. You see these people on the news, but never expect to be related to them. I am so glad we’re skipping the holidays this year.

I love the little giggles in the background from his wife.

I live in Florida. I'm mystified that my fellow citizens can still support this tainted tangerine. Not me. I voted for the smart guy, Joe Biden. My neighbors are insane.

@janeskey5042

3 жыл бұрын

I’m in West Florida and I voted for Biden and a bunch of my friends did too - do not understand it

@karenmbbaxter

3 жыл бұрын

Just stay safe and don't get into arguments with others over it......It's not worth it........After watching this election I told my grown daughter that if people get really angry over how U choose to vote either a/ Don't answer the question if asked or b/ Lie and vote however U want because voting is meant to be private and it is none of anyone's business. America looks pretty divided 50/50 so it's best no to fight over it as voting is the best thing U can do. So well done to everyone who voted regardless of who U voted for.

@patrickingalls5954

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to admit my bro.n'law is probably one of the Florida idiots. 😣

I live in California now, but I was born and raised in Michigan, Oakland County specifically. THANK YOU Michigan for coming thru for democracy and decency. Oakland County went overwhelmingly for Biden. I'm so proud of you!

@changpak8837

3 жыл бұрын

Democracy and decency. So good to hear. Thanks.

@happymommy22

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! I used to live in Lansing! Thank you Michigan

@bananian

3 жыл бұрын

Happy tears. :_)

@Blackseaink

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Detroit ❤️❤️❤️

@RM-ed1if

3 жыл бұрын

Now move to Florida. They need you.

Three good things to enjoy from “A Late Show” - getting to know Jon Batiste, hearing your wife’s laugh, and seeing your beautiful shirts.

Looking at the DC numbers, even his hometown wants him out.

@brianmozeti7551

3 жыл бұрын

A message from your pal Biden: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iXuG0Mp7nau_fpM.html

Hearing Evie laugh at all Stephen's jokes was exactly what I needed.

@christophertownsend3820

Жыл бұрын

I miss her presence after the show went back to a live audience.

Stephen doesn't need an audience. He's got his NUMBER ONE FAN Right There in the room.

@hbhtcr5707

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing bill Murray there’s like a 41% chance of this being the real bill Murray lmao

@lh2988

3 жыл бұрын

IKR ❤️

@roxannemaggiacomo4513

3 жыл бұрын

...she who laughed out loud when he declared himself sexiest man alive : ).

@Chrisko1492

3 жыл бұрын

Their relationship is so lovely. I love it when she‘s there and laughing and you can tell, Stephen loves it too 🥰

@talizorahnarrayya8166

3 жыл бұрын

ikr i think its so cute how his wife sits there laughing at his jokes its wholesome af

PLEASE GOD - Just let us be done with him. I can't deal with his insanity anymore.

@XwX1001

3 жыл бұрын

Amen to that, friend. If I never hear another one of his batshit crazy conspiracy theories ever again, it'll be WAAAY too soon.

Not everyone in Texas voted for Trump. You're welcome. In addition, many of us don't want to see Governor Abbott elected for another term. I'm a native Texan and we are not all idiots and assholes.

@diarmuidkuhle8181

3 жыл бұрын

I have a good friend in Texas and she is likewise commendably sane. 😉 We know. And thank you for voting on behalf of rest - of - world 👍

@momcatwoo

3 жыл бұрын

Some amazing people in Texas!

@amandakymweger

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree there has been too much generalisation.Each individual is like a snowflake under a microscope.Beautiful and unique and deserving of respect.Why because what you mirror make a difference to the world.Charater is not overrated it's essential.An Aussie Christian

@lemonsky5378

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. 6th generation Texan here and one of a long line of Democrats, including my father. One of my neighbors had Biden/Harris signs all over their property. We're not all ignorant, race-baiting fascists.

@diarmuidkuhle8181

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonsky5378 a very good friend of mine is from Texas and hates Trump. Thanks to you for pointing out that Texas doesn't equal Trump (I'm a German resident in UK)

Stephen’s wife laughing is getting me through this day lol

@otakuman706

3 жыл бұрын

It was nice. At least a sliver of light I suppose 🤣😅😭😭😭

@loricrawford1952

3 жыл бұрын

I like that too 😁

@GunnGuardian

3 жыл бұрын

I find it kind of wholesome that she's there to laugh at all his jokes. She know he misses his audience.

@1shaprice

3 жыл бұрын

I said this last week. Glad to know its not just me. I love her being there!

@33lex55

3 жыл бұрын

She's all the live audience he needs, really...

After humiliating himself for 4 years in front of the whole world, you'd think Trump would want to leave with some dignity but no. He has to go out kicking and screaming.

@Themercyify

3 жыл бұрын

The whole world loves Trump because he's not a coward like Obama & Biden they apologize apologize apologize. The strongest nation on the planet to apologize give me a break you must be kidding.

@nathanlopez7894

3 жыл бұрын

@@Themercyify you can't argue with biden supports because they have no idea who they are voting for they just listen to the media, the media is always right for them.... It's sad they are just voting for not trump....

@fahmizzzzzz

3 жыл бұрын

You make the mistake when you think Trump or any of his family members has any dignity

@phatmhat9174

3 жыл бұрын

Here's what the libs have done for 4 years: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJucttuqk9GWm9I.html

@Karl_Drogo55

3 жыл бұрын

He's never had dignity

I have never been more proud to say I am from WISCONSIN!!!! Excluding that we are a COVID Hotspot #proudbluecheesehead!!!!

"We were winning everithing!" But then they start counting

Imagine if Hillary pulled this tantrum throwing childish bs 4 years ago when she lost MI by far less and yet won the popular vote

@andreaskarlsson5251

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Trump winning the popular vote and still losing the election. 😆 The cult would habe lost its shit lmao

@bulletproofair

3 жыл бұрын

Haha...not only that but imagine she had 3 husbands with kids from all of them and paid $120k to keep a porn star quiet....

@tuyenle8107

3 жыл бұрын

Still 4 more years 🤣

@otakuman706

3 жыл бұрын

@Claude Nine 🤦‍♂️

@karenmbbaxter

3 жыл бұрын

@Claude Nine huh?

I'm declaring myself the winner of the next powerball lottery. I'll take my winnings now.

@josephgabriel3609

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!! LOL!!!

@ohiohiker4301

3 жыл бұрын

I love it! If I don't win, then it was due to fraudulent activity. Lol. 😂

@giovannifoulmouth7205

3 жыл бұрын

Although you are now legally the winner, you'll have to take your winnings in tranches, can't take it all at once.

Stephen Colbert is one of the only things keeping me sane this year.

Unbelievable that so many people in the U.S. voted for this clown. I think this reflects the widespread inability of engaging in critical analysis.... the American educational system has failed us miserably.

@robertgibson9619

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on 👍

The wife laughing at that sexiest man alive bit was priceless.

Man, I really needed Stephen these last four years. It’s really exhausting to constantly have to argue about what’s real. Thanks for getting my through four years of gaslighting in this anti-science/reality/logic country!

Let’s put this in a way Republicans can understand: A vote’s life begins when it’s put in the envelope. It is God’s will to make sure it survives until it’s counted.

God bless Evie and you, Stephen. I just love to hear her laugh.

There's so much good footage of Lindsey Graham being on both sides of any issue. Someone should put together a montage of him arguing with himself.

@daumatk

3 жыл бұрын

Stephen Cobert's Wife laughing when he declares himself SEXIEST MAN ALIVE is just so funny

@AhavaMath

3 жыл бұрын

I second this motion. That video would be hilarious.

@amandakymweger

3 жыл бұрын

No don't encourage him less he say better for Americans psyche like trump.

Hit those converatives with "All Votes Matter" they love it.

@mypillowguy445

3 жыл бұрын

Genius!

@DBMe33

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@ltlwatcher

3 жыл бұрын

I like it 👍👍👍

We definitely need to throw out the Big Orange Spoil Ham, it doesn't fit in the fridge.

I love how you can still make your wife laugh on set

I don’t know what I like more: the fact that Biden just might win the election, or how much Stephen’s wife laughs at his jokes. A man who can make his lady laugh is a keeper. So wholesome ❤️

@jessefisher1809

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad joe biden is winning but I'm kind of depressed its this close. Somebody like trump should not win more than 10% of the vote. There is a serious problem in america.

@helloken

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that too. The best laugh-track you can ask for!

@penguaillea7186

3 жыл бұрын

I like her a ton, but I’m certainly more happy about Biden.

@MacGuyver85

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessefisher1809 Indeed. As someone from Europe I’m baffled it’s this close. I just don’t understand why anyone would vote for Agent Orange. The man, nay, child is a conman, a liar, a crook, a bully and only interested in himself. His behavior stinks of a would be dictator. So having half your country vote for someone like that? Crazy! I guess it’s true, America, either you die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain. Good luck!

@Stralia_Silvuh

3 жыл бұрын

I love it, too. It’s adorable!

Biden is on the doorstep. C'mon, Nevada. Mama needs a new pair of First Families!!!🇺🇲

@annebryony1406

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt it intresting how pepole will spend $50k on a brand new car or $70k in students loans without thinking twice, yet too scared to invest $5k into stocks or their business? Isnt it crazy how people are more willing to take on personal debt than invet?? Many people have it all backwards. Are you a complete beginner to investing and have no idea where to begin? You can reach me via the comment box or send me a friend request let’s make the best of whatever we can.

@kingchuckfinley

3 жыл бұрын

@@annebryony1406 come on bruh. Not now.

@ronnieking3848

3 жыл бұрын

And just like that, Jill moved from Second Lady to First Lady. And Melania went down in the poles 😜

@mallen5195

3 жыл бұрын

Nevada was allowed to mail their ballots until the 3rd. It'll take a day, or two✌

@markmac2206

3 жыл бұрын

@@annebryony1406 that was random.

I love when his wife is in studio with him, I can always hear her giggling at his jokes. They have such a great relationship and it's cool to see. :)

I love Stephen's joke about being the sexiest man in America, he shows a very unflattering photo and his wife Evie laughs in the background. 😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

When this nightmare is over, I am going to miss hearing his wife laugh at his jokes. It's so sweet and you can tell they really love one another. Just awesome.

Stephen, as an Australian I would like to thank you for doing your part to remove Donald Trump from office, while also giving us a good laugh at the same time. Now that's what I call a win-win situation.

@alexwarner6111

3 жыл бұрын

Looking good for Biden and betting agencies have already paid out, but I’m still nervous until it all becomes official.

It's Feb 14th 2022! Love the rapport between Stephen and Evie! Happy Valentine's day to the Colberts! Btw Ive been binge watching the old shows from the closet! Compared to the news today these are a breath of hope and fresh air. Peace and Love dear friend Stay safe!

I really love Mrs. Colbert's laughing off to the side. Please let us keep her there always. :)

Can we keep his wife? Her random giggling makes it so much better

@brigittem2231

3 жыл бұрын

They’re so cute💗

@goggleheroomegamaple820

3 жыл бұрын

at this point i think shes more american than he is

@soylencer

3 жыл бұрын

The stripper joke was a giggle-getter kzread.info/dash/bejne/pH6jms6MmavfoKQ.html

@myko740

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed 😂

@brianmozeti7551

3 жыл бұрын

A message from your pal Biden: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iXuG0Mp7nau_fpM.html

Man I needed Stephen's humor in the midst of this 24 hour panic attack

@lauragn4300

3 жыл бұрын

Breathe Teagan breathe honey... It's going to be alright🤗💙🇺🇸

@kaelthunderhoof5619

3 жыл бұрын

You also need a wife to get those jokes to. Hahaha

@LTUgamelox

3 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020

@bearbear4030

3 жыл бұрын

Teagan Rogers only 24 hours? Gee I’ve been in panic attack mode for months lol 😂

Can’t believe the “president’ does not understand that counting votes is what democracy is all about.

@gerardt3284

3 жыл бұрын

Legitimate votes

@orsmplus

3 жыл бұрын

he understands, it's just that democracy isn't what he wants.

@JB-zs1oq

3 жыл бұрын

Just so long all the votes counted are all for him.

@gerardt3284

3 жыл бұрын

@Joel Sattler Nah that was Obama. Look at what he did to Syria and Libya.

Its about time Trump picked his toys up off the floor, puts them back in his pram, stops sulking and behaving like a spoilt brat. Obviously he was never told no as a child.

The amount of red that’s on the map makes me sick. As a Latina woman I’m extremely perplexed 🤔 who looks back at the last 4 years and says “4 more years, please”

@GreaterSociety

3 жыл бұрын

Lol there's a shit ton of Latinos who support Trump. For some reason

@billyagpalo6519

3 жыл бұрын

*WA

@edaj1990

3 жыл бұрын

Some people will always vote for their party no matter what, or only vote that way because of one issue (immigration, abortion, etc.).

@KatMatthews91

3 жыл бұрын

@@edaj1990 u right, boo.

@brianmozeti7551

3 жыл бұрын

THRUTH: If you count ALL of TRUMP states. He wins 272 to 264. And that’s giving NV, MI and WI to Sleepy Joke!

Don't worry Stephen, we all know that the queen Evie is in the building. We're in love with her giggles in the background during the monologue

@helenhampton722

3 жыл бұрын

Evie thinks you are #1 in the Sexy Sphere!

Message to Trump - democracy is about counting ALL of the votes.

@brianmozeti7551

3 жыл бұрын

A message from your pal Biden: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iXuG0Mp7nau_fpM.html

@cero2277

3 жыл бұрын

US isn’t a democracy, it’s a republic. Are you so stupid that you don’t know the difference?

@TheFalloftheWish

3 жыл бұрын

Including the votes from my dead great grandmother that was born in 1900, and my cat that died 12 years ago

@bigernmccracken712

3 жыл бұрын

Especially ALL of the fake ones, right comrade?

“Florida is America’s cheating boyfriend. Why do we always think we can change him?” 🤣🤣🤣😂

@arrietty1619

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, Florida ...

@loonabestkpopgroup7376

3 жыл бұрын

And Texas as well..

@Junksaint

3 жыл бұрын

Their economy needs travel and everything the pandemic is hurting so...I don't agree but I understand how our boyfriend acts that way lol I'm enabling

@hayleyava7398

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Yep😆🤔

@erikolsen1333

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the disaster relief memes regarding Florida

This week we show that criminal that he can't cheat his way through everything. You're FIRED bunker boy!

@guiniverebehounek6174

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I love Randy rainbow! He is so awesome and bunker boy is amazing!

@queenmary9611

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/i3qjxpmaYZjedNo.html

@skoll_5682

3 жыл бұрын

He’s gotta go down and switch off the lights first.

@JB-zs1oq

3 жыл бұрын

Just a question out of curiosity. Who opens up youtube links that are given with no comment?

I love that his wife is there and giggling. She loves him so much. 🥰

need a new name for dictators. "strong men" is not accurate. they are weak as hell. compassion makes a person strong!

@vidzeerox

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. That's why it's funny. That's irony.

@anthony452

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like most people need to learn what the word dictator actually means first. You can't vote out dictators 🤷

Who's surprised Donnie doesn't understand counting... I mean, really...

Trump be like: “Very suspicious how I was leading until they started counting my opponents votes. Fraud!!”

@carolineyartey8211

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, stupid as stupid gets!

@silverblue73

3 жыл бұрын

it's horrible, what they're doing, the counting, have you heard about this, after the election, still counting, covid covid covid, voter fraud ballot mail woman man person camera tv

@robertnett9793

3 жыл бұрын

​@@silverblue73 Woah. Silversaint - you sound terrible presidential right there. Why didn't YOU run - You seem to have the bestest words ever...

@anyimejia9729

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertnett9793 the sarcasm on is comment is priceless

@kevincrady2831

3 жыл бұрын

"We were ahead at the end of the 5th inning, a beautiful, tremendous lead. But then they went and had another inning, and the other team is scoring runs! FRAUD!"

Thank you SO MUCH for puting yourself on line and speak up.....we all appreciate that so MUCH ...

@ireneb9403

3 жыл бұрын

AND...on Thursday it was so moving to watch you ....I'm your FAN forever....!!!! And hilarious as usual

The laughter in the background Is so cute

God bless you, Stephen. I am watching your YT clips every morning since Trump got elected. Together with my coffee, you always make my day. Fingers crossed from Ireland.

i love hearing Colbert's wife laugh in the background and seeing his response to it!

@grungehamster8

3 жыл бұрын

It's strange how quickly I got used to late night shows without laughter and now how refreshing it is to hear it again. The best is that it's real laughter! Let's never go back to laugh tracks

@ValerieJNorse

3 жыл бұрын

@@grungehamster8 -- I don't know why people keep saying this thing about laugh tracks. Did you not see the jam-packed audiences in the Ed Sullivan Theater when Colbert was doing the show on stage?

@grungehamster8

3 жыл бұрын

@@ValerieJNorse I'm pretty exhausted these days, so I may not have phrase my thoughts clearly. I was speaking more broadly about my hope that talk shows/ late night shows won't utilize laugh tracks when they're able to resume filming in front of an audience. I'm not looking for an argument, that's all I have to say.

If Trump loses the American Flags will weep.... ....tears of joy, as they will no longer be subjected to being groped and accosted in full public view

@TheFalloftheWish

3 жыл бұрын

Yay! Another star on the flag for China!

@JB-zs1oq

3 жыл бұрын

@James Manson Really? I bet you thought you we being very clever when you typed that childlike response.

I love how his wife laughs at his jokes. so beautiful and so cute.

I'm scared that were currently in a time, in THIS Country, that we have to talk about something so heinous! ALL OF THE VOTES MATTER!!!!

@redjellonian8126

3 жыл бұрын

All votes matter

@clqudy4750

3 жыл бұрын

@@redjellonian8126 AVM lol, maybe a little racist, too How dare you!

@Cruxispal

3 жыл бұрын

@mitebg I mean, it probably won't matter, but Al Gross has an outside chance to win the Senate which would help Democrats (kind of) seize control of the Senate if they win one other senate seat.

@luckymouse1988

3 жыл бұрын

Americans like to pat themselves on their backs about how democratic they are, but truth is, with gerrymandering and other voter suppression tactics, they're one of the least democratic countries of "the West".

@f9mike

3 жыл бұрын

@@redjellonian8126 yes they do, black, asian, latino, LGBTQ, man, women, doesn't matter, every vote counts

0:32 "Moron that later" I see what you did there.

He actually spelled Poles with a capital P so actually, he's referring to the Polish.

@PJ-vh6jr

3 жыл бұрын

everyone knows the Poles never close.

@pammcintyre5344

3 жыл бұрын

PJ, its polls

@Outside85

3 жыл бұрын

@@PJ-vh6jr Well, in Europe if they do, it means you aren't paying them the agreed amount and they will leave you with a half-finished bathroom.

I love how Evie cracks up in the background all the time. I’m going to be sad when he’s back in the studio and no longer playing off of her reactions.

@Earthpsalm

3 жыл бұрын

They are seriously the most adorable couple.

Stephen - I'm in England, and I first discovered you on KZread back in 2016. You became my sane link to the news from America, leapfrogging over all the mainstream nonsense and Twitter trolls to deliver bite-size pieces of information with a comedy frosting. It's wonderful to see you so upbeat!

@martieswanepoel9568

3 жыл бұрын

Stephen, you are amazing😂😂😂

0:22 GET OUTTA HERE!!! GET! GO! GET! HRRR! HRRR!! 🤣🤣🤣

As a Rhode Islander, I appreciate the acknowledgement of our existence

Hearing people laugh in the background makes this kinda wholesome

@Fluffisnoterm

3 жыл бұрын

Going by the comments here, it seems that’s his wife.

@Falcon9Block5

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fluffisnoterm I love that! That's adorable!

@shadoudirges

3 жыл бұрын

It's the genuinely captured reactions emoted that adds a more satisfying layer to things like this.

@Resinpro

3 жыл бұрын

Yep it’s his wife(and sound/video crew at times) she’s got a great laugh AND you can see the twinkle in Stevens eye when he looks over on the punchlines

@Falcon9Block5

3 жыл бұрын

@@Resinpro Yep she has a really nice laugh. Like hearing an audience laugh is nice but for me, just hearing a small group of people being genuine and 100% comfotable at home and laughing is a much nicer thing. I'm not saying Steven with an audience is not genuine, ig im tryna say that hearings his wife and the few others helping him record laughing just adds a really "homey" feel to it. :D

I'm so glad to be here for this group therapy session with y'all.

@SerafEnd

3 жыл бұрын

Me too :)

@larazanz

3 жыл бұрын

Me 3!

@GdHr-oz5ph

3 жыл бұрын

I ping pong between stephen and Glenn kirschner. 😀👍

@jules7558

3 жыл бұрын

I'm with Stephen. Pass the Xanax.

@djelliott1156

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Your wife is wonderful, and it's always a pleasure to see her and hear her musical laugh.

Your monologue on 11-5 was hilarious!!!

I'm totally stressed out and I'm not even an American 😂

@stevenewart3873

3 жыл бұрын

I hear you

@lilxsweet

3 жыл бұрын

Omg! I know what you mean, Idc who it is, just want orange man gone.

@jessefisher1809

3 жыл бұрын

Totally man. I felt so high strung on election day. And righfully so. The result of this election is going to have a long lasting effect on the whole world.

@cacaty3262

3 жыл бұрын

Same here and I'm from London

@midnight8341

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, I'm from Germany. I keep refreshing the live ticker to see if Nevada is already decided and it stresses me out SO MUCH. I just want this orange turd to be gone...

I'm ready to project that Stephen will once again earn 4 more years (decades?) of my undivided attention each day.

@FutureCommentary1

3 жыл бұрын

Sigh, wouldn't that be great. But he wasn't so bad until the last couple of months. I think Seth Meyers started his monologue with "Pr Trump" every single night. I was TIRED of Seth's impression of Trump.

@stevewebber707

3 жыл бұрын

He's going to have to work for material a bit more once the not so great pumpkin is gone.

@mtl-ss1538

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichijofestival2576 An American nurse flying into New Zealand [ Now covid FREE after lockdown ] this week feels like she’s escaping to paradise. Christchurch-based agency Accent Medical Recruitment has seen skyrocketing numbers of overseas workers wanting to relocate in past four months.Covid- had “just shattered” the US, she said. “My family thinks I’m basically moving to paradise, somewhere life can go on as normal.” One of them is Hannah Keen, who will be boarding a flight from Jacksonville, Florida, on Thursday. She has a job waiting at Dunedin Hospital. www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/123138920/covid19-and-jacindamania-behind-surge-in-foreign-medical-worker-interest

@SaraH-tb5uo

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

Evie laughing off camera is the best part of this video, especially when she laughs in response to Stephen claiming himself to be the sexiest man alive

"WE MUST STOP THE MEATS!".... LOVE IT!... nothing (except 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?!") might have stated it better. I STILL love your show Steve.... keep it alive!

Nevada, we're all gambling on you tonight.

These last 2 days feel like purgatory.

@sharonmullins1957

3 жыл бұрын

Truely. Drinking and walking in the park.

@pianotunez3737

3 жыл бұрын

among us piano... kzread.info/dash/bejne/nJmKm6yLgtvSn6g.html (i am not the creator, you don't have to watch it, dont give owner hate) 🤍

@SuhoPak

3 жыл бұрын

@orphan 200 come on man, count those votes. Come on man!!!

Aw, man! That, “I win! I win!” bit at the beginning made me laugh so hard!!!

@Beginstheman

3 жыл бұрын

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! GET! GO! GET! HRRR! HRRR!!"

I love Evie's laugh!! Please keep her there after covid!!!

"Count Every Vote because Every Vote Counts" That's democracy and that's America

@arthurbriand2175

3 жыл бұрын

It is not, in America only the swing states votes really count.

@CitanulsPumpkin

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurbriand2175 the only reason people believe their districts don't count is because gerrymandering, voter suppression, and a dozen other left overs from Jim Crow era laws have carved up the voting districts to the point were only a few dozen districts are capable of swinging either way. If the system wasn't so inherently broken by the scheming fascists and libertarians running the Republican party then every state would be a swing state and you would be saying they all counted.

@privateprivate6459

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurbriand2175 must be nice to be so ignorant all the time. People have probably gave u answers throughout all of ur life so u don’t know how to think critically. Think for a minute what makes a swing state possible and then ask yourself if every vote matters. Use your brain ffs

Him claiming there’s cheating going while he’s cheated the country millions of dollars with his TAX EVASION is baffling.. Saying you won the election that early last night while he was ahead is like a basketball team saying in the 1st quarter “Guys were up right now and winning this game but they want to continue running the clock and adding scorers points well into the 2nd 3rd and even 4th quarter , can you believe that??”

@maythesciencebewithyou

3 жыл бұрын

He's cheating the nation millions by simply golfing. I think it was about 140 milion dollars last I checked. Rep voters will tell you that's less than 50cents per citizen and they gladly pay for that. They would however get a melt down if the Democrats were to give 50cents to homeless people.

Stephen Colbert is gold ✨👏🏼✨

just caught the flag behind you, Mr. Colbert. brilliant.

"Social distancing is hard in Rhode Island because if you stand six feet away from someone, you're in Connecticut" 🤣 Epic, Stephen.

Evie is here! Stephen always looks happiest when he makes Evie laugh out loud 😊

You are a funny man! Great to have your wife in the studio 👍

Now Donny had a 2020 like so many other Americans: Lost his job, faces an eviction and his wife is planning to leave him.

@lford1130

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@TheDneaves

3 жыл бұрын

I hate Trump as much as any sane person, but this a rather savage time to leave him. Lol

I don’t live in America and I follow this election closer than when we have our own. I needed To hear Evie laugh today.

@ivonribie

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Thank you Mr. Colbert for making me believe in America again. Greetings from Germany.

Love the Graham piece at the end. So good!

Stephen is the luckiest man alive....listening to his wife's laugh is so cute...love it!

Does anyone else enjoy Steve’s wife’s laughter just as much as the monologue? 😂😌

“Stress eat all our kid’s Halloween candy “ .....guilty.

Stephen, omg this was your best ever!!!!!! Hilarious!!!! you are awesome

Thank you Stephen, for helping to lighten these past four years, and bringing me to laughing to tears with this episode. Please keep doing EXACTLY what you do! Peace.

I am german and even i couldn´t sleep for the past 48 hours.

@porfiriato84

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man Props to Germany for creating the show Dark. Easily in my top 5 ever!! I was mind blown.

@mikaeladonges9102

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Australian and the same. Worried for the americans..how can so many people vote for that orange narcissistic dickhead..

@maestrovso

3 жыл бұрын

If you happen to have shares with Deutsche Bank, I can certainly understand why. The bank just might be able to foreclose on the few hundreds of millions Trump owed by seizing his properties soon.

@laurie6123

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your brotherhood in this time of great uncertainty!

@Cmmf_

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikaeladonges9102 american here, they just dont care.

Count every ballot and climb every mountain.

I love your sense of humor Stephen Colbert you keep us informed about important issues and make me laugh. You are a blessing.

The biggest laugh from his wife, Evie, comes as Stephen declares himself “Sexiest Man Alive.” This is every husband’s experience (except Blake Lively’s husband).

@lauragn4300

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, what? I thought Stephen Colbert is the sexiest man alive💙🇺🇸

@ella17734

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, no Blake laughs at her husband regularly. That's love 😉

@Mach1048

3 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, Colbert did make Maxims Hottest 100 one year.

@kurtisorcher797

3 жыл бұрын

Well, and Camilla Alves' husband... (OK, I'm talkin' about Matt McConaughey. I had to look it up).

@RM-ed1if

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Ryan Reynolds was gay?

It's cute that Stephen's wife still laughs at his jokes.

@JohnnyBGood11

3 жыл бұрын

Colbert paid her just like he pays her to have sex with him...LOL

@Blafina

3 жыл бұрын

They’re so cute together

@jamessuraciart

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda unprofessional to bring one's wife to work...

I'm from San Antonio, TX and im proud of San Antonio...we were BLUE all the way