You are the best lawyer in town! The town of two lawyers currently!

@MCSkizzleman

29 күн бұрын

Love our Collab Clebert!

@clone3

29 күн бұрын

Love how cleo got all the strikes and skizz was just trying to keep her in check the whole time 😂great dynamic as skizz would say

@deebea6364

29 күн бұрын

I want to see someone cut together a black and white silent film of how it was actually the pig taking docs ores all along as a joke, and the ore snatcher is now doing the same out of grief over the lost pig cos they were besties 😂😂😂 (ie maybe cub and the pig were besties and getting up to shenanigans and fun and then the pig started stealing ores, and at first cub was against it, but after pig was bacon’d took up the ore snatcher mantle)

@nousernamejoshua1556

29 күн бұрын

You died. I know it's traumatic. It's right at the feed where your memory cut out of the courtroom video. That will be difficult to know from your perspective. You might want to resign trying a prosecuting case of infliction malicious intent of trauma against a person whom you axed a villager to death to traumatize DocM77. I know it's not fair and from your perspective, you can't tell when the feed cuts out. Just tell the truth and you will win. Life.

@nousernamejoshua1556

29 күн бұрын

I see you applied the Deep South accent. Do you know about accents and why they mark a land like a blight? Why pick the tone of the uneducated and of the atrocities that occurred to slaves? Do you know why that land never heals? Injustice.

THIS! This is why Skizz got drafted into Hermitcraft. He is a story teller, someone who is a master of the "yess AND..." While I enjoy seeing Skizz push his building abilities, watching him play within his streangth like this he truly elevates the RP side of Hermitcraft, which is where HC is the weakest. Skizz is the puzzel piece we did not know was lost until it was finally slotted in. Love it, keep up the good work.

@Crystalelements182

26 күн бұрын

Skizz is the best at going with whatever is given and making quality content out of it

@LeopardMask12

19 сағат бұрын

+

“In comes my husband Mr. DocM77” - Ren “Mmm ok”

@GrassyHills202

Ай бұрын

and since doc is a "big baby" and ren is in marriage to doc , does that mean? ... OH GOD

@ninjasuperman9538

Ай бұрын

@@GrassyHills202 leave it. Back away and never acknowledge that thought again

@stephenr7424

Ай бұрын

Yeah, can we not bring social taboo lifestyles into Hermitcraft? They don't allow religious or political speak, this should fall along the same lines.

@GrassyHills202

Ай бұрын

@@ninjasuperman9538 I'm traumatized and scarred for the rest of my life

@TheYesMan856

Ай бұрын

@@GrassyHills202 they absolutely should have used that to disprove the claim that doc is a baby

This was a rigged case! #FreeGoat

@NateSurvivor

29 күн бұрын

A true miscarriage of justice, hang in there doc ❤

@SpurlyFlectcher444

29 күн бұрын

#FreeGoat !!!!!!💥💥💥🐐

@richardtownsend6466

29 күн бұрын

I am so looking forward to your sky block content, honestly I love sky block and can't wait to see your take on it and unlike normal skyblock you could have your postbox installed 😅 bet tango and etho would love installing that 😅

@jarrodjohnston9258

29 күн бұрын

Doc I see two ways forward either roll deeper with Joe's defence do an appeal saying you have the hivemind to watch over you to keep you in line, or hire Skizz to represent you in defamation against Joe

@studocwho

29 күн бұрын

​@jarrodjohnston9258 oh the defamation case would be good

i love that Doc & Joe's argument was just "he's just a baby" 🤣

@cloudofd00m

Ай бұрын

the fact that doc knew nothing about it makes it even better

@TeddyKirkegaard

27 күн бұрын

Your honor my client is just a little guy

@EpicMuttonChops

27 күн бұрын

i mean, the pettiness of forcing people to pay him sand over the no sand-duping rule, and the stream that went late ("i just want my mini-pizza") were pretty clear clues

Beef: "I... was not thinking of... Doc's esophagus? when we built?? the giant fish??? in his hourglass...?"

@recurvestickerdragon

Ай бұрын

at 30:12

@InestimableFlorivore

29 күн бұрын

No one ever said this sentence ever before

@olivestogo4880

29 күн бұрын

I absolutely lost it when he said that, what a spectacular sentence

@indoorjetpacks

29 күн бұрын

absolutely hilarious string of words, you could tell beef was getting more amused and confused in a "i cant believe i'm saying this" way the longer it went on

@Shortnamesareoverrated

26 күн бұрын

I love beef so much. SO MUCH 🤣

Doc shooting Joe before the trial even starts had me dying. Then Joe took revenge by calling Doc a manchild 😂😂😂

@junoantaresgaming

Ай бұрын

Part of me is curious if Joe had a different strategy and then Doc killed him and he just went "Well then. Plan B it is."

@eloniusz

Ай бұрын

That's a clear pattern of intimidation.

@wikiuser92

29 күн бұрын

Misfire hit Doc back hard.

@Taolan8472

29 күн бұрын

From doc's perspective that was a pretty legit accident. He was aiming quite deliberately for the target block. And the manchild/baby thing was apparently... Joe's whole plan.

@andrewbloom7694

29 күн бұрын

Idk, that seems like the plan he was already going with lol. Had way too much planned out around it

“You gave me *nothing*. You were dead to rights guilty.” Best Joe Hills line ever. 😂

“Your highness” 💀💀 and “I plead the fifth” 💀

@ellipsis...1986

Ай бұрын

Insanity. But only a fifth of it.

@Randomthoughts526

Ай бұрын

@@ellipsis...1986 yes of course’s mostly just a big baby

Now I need someone to sue Skizz for being a corrupt Poe Poe. But hire skizz as his lawyer. So it’s skizz vs skizz

@TheColorCraftMC

29 күн бұрын

And Skizz, naturally, will represent himself in the case.

Im just still at the beginning of the court case, but if there was ever 2 hermits best suited for for the role of a filibustering lawyer, its Skizz & Joe.

@epicthief

Ай бұрын

Skizz is such a good lawyer he tricked Cleo into doing all his work

@zolexa13

Ай бұрын

I am absolutely crying at Doc's "Lord have mercy" while sounding so bewildered at his own lawyer.

@Anticaat

29 күн бұрын

@@zolexa13 30:12

@NickGreyden

28 күн бұрын

I laughed sooooooo hard at this.

Let's have Legal Eagle react to this court case 😂 I think this will get a rating of A+

@sglenny001

Ай бұрын

Nah law by Mike

@rcgaming5605

Ай бұрын

Nah nah nah, Ugo Lord

@ked49

Ай бұрын

@@sglenny001Mike doesn’t do this style thing.

@gisellestephanieaudrienna6276

Ай бұрын

Attorney tom

@FaerieWithAHalo

29 күн бұрын

PLEASE!!!! I need this!

so skizz, does this mark the beginning of your attorney career and will this become a conflict of interest with your duties as a corrupt cop

@MCSkizzleman

Ай бұрын

Oh I can do it all baby!

@LostColtmusic

Ай бұрын

Cop, lawyer, hired muscle for Big Salmon,FailGuy…

@skizzpulse

Ай бұрын

@@MCSkizzlemanSkizz are you Barbie

@ZephyrZoltraak

Ай бұрын

The man, the myth, the legend

@leandrobravo3319

29 күн бұрын

Nah, no conflict of interest there. He will take the German rout, where it is corruption and conflict of interest in the rest of the world, but in his case it is "Lobbyism" and "unrelated consultant work he isn't geting payed for, it is more of an expense allowance". 😆

“You gave me nothing to work with. You were dead-to-rights guilty.”

@nousernamejoshua1556

29 күн бұрын

Joe's case was sound. People with high IQ can sometimes have low EQ. Emotional Quotient. Because he DocM77 cannot explain the work and Because others feel embarrassed by things they think are putting them down, by not understanding something seemingly simple to intelligent and often they cannot, and so produce defense mechanisms to avoid a sense of embarrassment and usually find social constructs such as grouping and herding to form social connection through their peers to obtain confirmation biases to offset their Emotion sense of inadequate though no one said inadequate. In fact great lengths are used to explain the same things in multiple ways. While then this grouping of shame tends to provoke. In turn the other leaves them be and outcasts himself as a recluse. This leads to low Emotional quotient having no ability to converse with others other than objects. Without social connection emotions never develop or are mitigated through conversation and assessment a skill of voicing and hearing and feedback. DocM clearly described what he was going through and Cleo provoked him by clearly saying she not only didn't understand Emotional trauma but overreacting. 14:38 Joe's case was true and accurate and appropriate.

@Moe_Posting_Chad

29 күн бұрын

When your legal counsel decides enough is enough!

@nousernamejoshua1556

29 күн бұрын

I was thinking of typical attorney's fees and modes-of-operation. Not a bound court, pretty loose in here.

@andrewdiaz3529

29 күн бұрын

"You spent like a week before the trial telling everyone you were guilty!"

@user-kw5jl5wt9f

29 күн бұрын

Is my client a perfect man? No.

I have to imagine everyone else in that courtroom just muted and cracking up. Cleo clearly was. Also also, False on an armor stand...amazing.

@mtn_linda364

Ай бұрын

I love how Ren told the armor stand she was useless.

@quinive9812

29 күн бұрын

I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN FALSES HEAD SHOOK IN RESPONSE 😭😭😭

genuinely crying from laughter right now the end bit where Doc yells "THE VEINS ON MY NECK ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE" KILLEEEED ME. Congrats on your victory Sir Skizz

@christinacharles4808

Ай бұрын

How he says explode took me out!! That simple little voice crack shows how into this he was!!! ❤

This has gotta be one of the funniest bits. 1) Ren and Skizz's theatrical storytelling 2) Ren's deflecting/denial that Doc murdered 3) Cleo's blunt storytelling (which provided background info) 4) Doc inquiring the pain the act would inflict upon Clebert 5) Bdubs utilizing a "suck-up" points system (even though he is the judge) 6) Skizz's acting do be top notch [presenting the case] 7) Doc murdering Joe AT THE COURT 8) Joe's entire case is pleading that Doc is just a really big baby 9) Replay mod putting the legs through the floors 10) False armor stand 11) Wood permit intimidation check 12) Joe basically saying "Ren, you dummy. We didnt need your denial." 13) Coin Flip machine 14) "I don't think it had anything to do with the esophagus at all." "Let's pray it didn't." 15) Doc: "Lord have mercy.." 16) Joe sounds like one of the mothers that are in complete denial of their child's aggressive tendencies, yet refused to teach their child any manners in the home (sorry very specific) 17) Freaking skyblock as punishment XD

@thepootato

29 күн бұрын

Yes 😂

@rinnsnoww336

21 күн бұрын

I'll add Bdubs randomly sleeping while judging 😂

“I was not thinking of Doc’s esophagus when we built the giant fish in his hourglass” I think that’s the first time someone said that 😭

“An adult and a large baby.”

I love beef and Jevin just being people watchers in the courthouse

@Sunnyreads8

Ай бұрын

X was there too!

@ninjasuperman9538

Ай бұрын

@@Sunnyreads8 sneaky turtle man hid from me

@Synthesyn342

Ай бұрын

Beef went up to the stand, so just Jevin and X 😂

@whosasking8839

28 күн бұрын

I don't think Jevin moved once

Skizz: "Just stay quiet, stay quiet." ZombieCleo: "But I don't wanna stay quiet, I wanna murder them!"

Ok so i am loving Skizz attempt to hermitify himself with his building and stuff BUT THIS is what he brings to the server, fantastic episode sir.

To everyone saying that skizz can't call Ren bcs he's Docs husband, The rule gives Ren a right to refuse to Testify and does not prevent voluntary testimony . Ren is testifying willingly, and therefore not affected by the rule

@mtn_linda364

Ай бұрын

Does that prove the Doc does not intimidate him? 🤔

@nikolesandy937

29 күн бұрын

Can we please refer to Joe's very astute observations that hermitcraft TV court is not bound by the laws of any known civilised society 😂

“No more questions.” “Seriously?!”

docs little defeated "mhmm... ... mhmm"s at the end because he was on 4 strikes and couldn't say anything when bdubs was giving the final verdict was so funny

this court case is 100 times more professional and well spoken than the presidential debate we just had

This is by far some of the funniest "Reality?" TV i have ever seen Also, the sheer comedic Genius of mr. Joe Hills is not to be forgotten about either. His angle on this case made all the rest of it so much funnier, especially since it was being taken so seriously. Stellar job on this EXTREMELY silly improv. Ending in the MOST CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN. 💀💀💀 Doc is going to cook in his mind prison of Cobblestone dude idk if we can handle that. And by we i mean Doc specifically.

@elizabethavictorianor

29 күн бұрын

If he pleaded insanity this sentence probably will not help lololol

BDubs and Skizz's genuine "How did you do that?" When Ren moved the False armor stand is amazing

@OktoberVanderslice

28 күн бұрын

22:39 😂

Marriage can be tricky in these cases, Skizz. Doc being the husband of Ren could be problematic

@cloudyysage

Ай бұрын

where did this plotline emerge from

@kaj661

Ай бұрын

@@cloudyysage I'm actually not sure, not up to date on Cleo or Doc 😂

@LyreHarper

Ай бұрын

It was on one of Scar's streams, where they were trying to deduce who the ore thief was

@Grizzdrop

Ай бұрын

Well considering the judge is Cleo's son that too can be problematic :P

@Charle596

Ай бұрын

@@cloudyysageI think this emerged in Skizz’s birthday stream

Docs “lord have mercy” was the best!!

@IrregularityRowan

Ай бұрын

30:18 & 40:11

The best part of the trial was Joe calling Doc a big baby over and over and Doc just having to go along with it. 😂😂😂

That court case will go down in history as one of the funniest bits of hermitcraft lore lmao!! I was dying laughing 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Ah yes, the best way for a judge to make decisions, *heads or tails*

"Your Highness" for Tall Claims Court started the whole show perfectly!

@sglenny001

Ай бұрын

I've just realised

@chrier9798

Ай бұрын

Omg I didn't catch that until now xD

31:35 I lost it at this point lol. The whole court scene was so spectacular! Especially Skizz's dialogues were just so professional, which made all of this infinitely funnier

@elizabethavictorianor

29 күн бұрын

Add it to the mountain of evidence why Skizz was a *perfect* addition to Hermitcraft

“No further questions your honor” “Seriously?” 🤣🤣🤣

Bdubs going 'what in the heck!?' when armour stand False shook her head was the funniest thing ever

SKIZZ the THEATER, the ACTING, i love everything about this whole thing 😄 well done man

Skizz you have a unique opportunity to advertise your lawyer business. You have a 100% win rate

38:22 Skizz turning around and crouching to eat a golden carrot to not disturb Doc's speech gives me Michael Scott pouring sugar into diet coke "blink and you'll miss it" vibes!

Omg, the whole court case was AMAZING. Skizz coming in with the pro strats, interviewing witnesses, gathering evidence. Meanwhile Joes defence is insanity/manchild. Truely something your expect from a muppet lol.

@yuki97kira

29 күн бұрын

Elf vs orc is always my favourite trope

Lawyer skizz really proves to me how good he is at improv! 😆

Cleo never stealing anything is possibly the funnyest lie I've heard today. And i just had to listen to a whole court case. XD

@darthraiden8740

Ай бұрын

Who said Cleo stole anything? I don’t mean to be rude I am genuinely asking.

@cmerson9376

Ай бұрын

​@darthraiden8740 well there was the museum last season. I think they "borrowed" quite a bit to put in that.

@PotLuckUK

Ай бұрын

@@darthraiden8740 did cleo not steal docs villagers? which doc then sent on vacation?

@ked49

Ай бұрын

@@cmerson9376that isn’t stealing as most the server is British. It is an expression of their heritage.

@professorp1

Ай бұрын

@@darthraiden8740 I think they’re talking about when Skizz asked whether Cleo stole Doc’s redstone

"I'm gonna be honest with you Joe, I don't think the asophugus entered the situation at all" "Let's pray it didn't" That sent me

Love how Skizz brings the realness out of hermits. I love watching hermits just hangout outside character. wish we got more of it

@DanielTheOcto

29 күн бұрын

Agreed

The real crime here is how criminally underrated both Joe and Skizz are

Using the armor stand mod to control a puppet in real-time is next level theatre! 22:22

this has so many sentences I never could've imagined. "I was not thinking of Doc's esophagus at all" lol

"that's my spankin rockets..." I have not howled with laughter this year, until now. What an amazing upload.

doc was struggling to hold it together for that whole court case 🤣

I do declare... Doc IS a big BABY! 😂😂🎉

"Welcome to HermitCraft Season 10:....... Skyblock Edition. It's me..... your Goat Father....... Well, I guess we should make a cobble generator....." -DocM77 Two weeks of skyblock is the funniest punishment ever! Great work Skizz.

The number one rule of a lawyer-know when to tell your client to shut up! This is a lovely video, Skizz!

i love all the leadup with all the effort skizz put in. interviewing people, putting in the leg work, taking things so seriously. only for the pay off of joe "my client is a baby" hills

Skizz brings the right amount of Empires Lore level roleplay without going too cringe.

@sglenny001

Ай бұрын

He's just a genuinely funny guy

I am very glad that bdubs let joe finish the Oesophagus defence

Skizz, you can tell that you loved theater. Lord, this was so good. I have an hankering for watching Cousin Vinnie. This was so fantastic, I am loving this whole episode.

Joe MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY! It was so close! Almost there! 20:03 I thought he was going to use the quote "What we have here is a failure to communicate." 😂😂

Did anyone else notice Bdub's signs under the randomizer? It says "May the force be with me while I judge them lest they be judged." 🤣

BDubs is such a master at entertainment. Adding unexpected game show elements to a court tv show was absolutely brilliant and it was smart of Skizz to keep objecting just enough to really get to see that heads or tails machine in action without it getting to be too much.

Doc's piteous "Lord have mercy" just about killed me. Laughed so hard I was crying. Gotta say, though - Skizz, you can represent me anytime. That was some fancy lawyerin'!

I am weeping with laughter. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on KZread. I was very happy about it when you became a Hermit, and you have wildly exceeded my expectations.

“SUE TODAY!!” absolute killer of a thing to do. Imagining my local government doing that to our courthouse, just throwing a massive banner up advertising that someone is getting sued today

doc's reaction to the verdict at the end might be one of my favorite hermitcraft moments i have ever seen LOL

All I know is I am never missing an episode of the courtroom from here on in, this is amazing!

Doc being sentenced to skyblock was not an outcome I was expecting from this case, but it was hilarious.

3:14 "It was a curious affair. Umm, it was one evening. It was a lovely evening, cool outside, the breeze was blowing through the leaves." 3:34 "I do not know the name of the pig. Please don't ask me these trivial details." 😂😂😂

33:50 Bdubs: "This show is brought to you by..." *insert disc 13 😂😂😂😂 The hilarity of that can not be written in a script, funniest part im my opinion 😂

This is just comedy gold the whole trial. I want to watch all the povs of this.

It's actually not a bad idea to hire Skizz as lawyer irl that performance is top.

The objection into the heads or tails machine was beautiful, just the most insane thing to have in a court room

@IsochronyxMC

29 күн бұрын

Especially the way every subsequent time it came up, bdubs proclaimed it with such unhinged glee! 🤣

I love that the interview with Ren prior to the court case clearly showed that he was a witness that could be cross-examined for details over whether or not he actually saw it happen by the defense but their defense was "my client is a big baby"

Skizz, you honestly did such a great job with this storyline! There was hardly a stutter or a dull moment when you were addressing the court. Good on ya!

The echo effect on the pig death noise! So good! 😂😂😂

44:48 Make this a short-This is an “Impulse is a bit of a genius” moment

When DocM talked, "cool motive, still murder"

I'm all down to watch Doc being basically 'naked and scared' for two weeks, growing potatoes in the skies that dropped from a zombie.

I want to see someone cut together a black and white silent film of how it was actually the pig taking docs ores, and the ore snatcher is now doing the same out of grief over the lost pig cos they were besties 😂😂😂

“we’re gonna throw this one to the Heads and Tails machine.” 💀 It’s funny because it’s true.

I just love the silent Jevin chilling in the audience.

Everyone trying not to laugh when Beef says "Im the guy that wants all the wood" is my favorite part

I think just how much Skizz goes in an out of the accent is fine icing on this outrageous episode cake XD

I ABSOLUTELY love this episode , so glad Sizzlyman joined Hermitcraft .

Skizz: "I'm going to depose Ren" me: "but... he already hasn't been king in a long while..."

Skizz, you have truly outdone yourself with this one! You were honestly so good that I almost feel like you either missed a calling or you were a lawyer in a past life. Either way, were you licensed, I'd honestly hire you to represent me any day. Seriously good job, my guy! You should really feel proud of your performance. 😊❤

Man, Bdubs is just the best. The sponsor segment had me rolling

@agentzap

29 күн бұрын

Even in-universe, the man has the best sponsored segments. Nobody does it like Bdubs!

I am not far into the episode, only at 11:57 , but I am dying at Skizz and Ren’s theatrics vs Cleo’s matter-of-factness!

MCSkizzleman, Esquire: presents good legal arguments, subpoenas and summons witnesses, is mostly able to control client Actual Southerner JoeHills: your honorhighness, my client is an unstable insane emotionally distraught baby. Arbiter B-Dubs: the court finds in favour of the plaintiff! The defendant is hereby sentenced to go camping for two weeks, away from all his modern technology

@elizabethavictorianor

29 күн бұрын

Your summary of the sentence got me. XD To be fair, being away from all his modern technology would be a punishment for Doc for certain

Im so glad Skizz is a hermit, he adds such a good layer that was missing

"Your highness, my client is simply, just a baby."

@red5_skywalker

29 күн бұрын

A large baby at that.

I dont know if it's replay mod or what, but those 3rd person shots looking like everyone is walking on their knees is hilarious xD I always love a skizz video!

@cheyenneshastalynn6951

Ай бұрын

Its bdubs court they had to be shorter than him to get him on their side 😂

Hahaha, oh boy, this court case, so funny. I already watched Doc’s perspective, but I’m juuuuuust gonna watch it all over again. 😂 Everyone did so well in this, brilliant comedy!

false turning her head upside down in despair is such a relatable mood

Note to self, favorite parts: 5:30 "Which, I'd like to say, is probably the weirdest thing I've ever said in my life." 6:55 Murderous murderer. 18:15 A large baby. 22:25 False shaking her head, to bewildered hermits. 24:20 Cleo messing with the armor stand. 33:40 Bdubs' sponsor. 39:50 "I'm going to deliberate with me." 45:27 Skizz is not a great hermit hunter.

This role play is... something special, especially bdubs' sponsor segment, the "ah shoot, that's the spooky record" but still going forward with it anyways, everything is amazing.

No matter how much bad of a day it has been , at the end of the day when skizz uploads its all fine

Cleo: I am suing for emotional damages Skizz: So we need to prove he is a psychopath, right?

Well, Bdubs sure is consistent. In the middle of the trial he has to take a quick comerrrrrcial break.

Honestly, Skizz just seems like the kind of person I would just like to get into any Minecraft world (or any multiplayer game, for that matter) with and just improv. You couldn’t NOT make something funny! :)

Scar having the GALL to complain about someone talking about something when he gave Bdubs a hemorrhoid from talking about star wars for so long is just... peak Scar tbh

@varshianth9072

28 күн бұрын

Do you happen to know if this was in a live stream?