Respected by opponents. Feared by teammates. A true legend...

@davidkiss1358

Жыл бұрын

The most entertaining defender ever, what a joy to watch!

@lukasprien4338

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@wanahmadshahrizal1042

Жыл бұрын

😂

@allenglishpointbd4357

Жыл бұрын

😂

@ricardohoang8452

Жыл бұрын

Factos

He's still not sure which team it was that paid £80m for him. So he plays for all of them.

@maxmorlock697

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jamesliu790

Жыл бұрын

hahahahahahhaha

@Paul-uv6mb

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ultimatefootball9322

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bam797

Жыл бұрын

Noooooo helppppp🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Being English is literally his best form of defense. Nothing can beat it. Still somehow play in MU. Truly a legend of legends in Scam Artists history.

Playing the ball straight out of play to give his teammates a breather. What a captain.

@jaydead8825

9 ай бұрын

😂😂👏🏽

Harry Maguire has the turning circle and pace of an oil tanker. And the tactical awareness of a Seagull, the subtle touch of a rhino, the tackling ability of a new born giraffe, the passing ability of a penguin and the heading ability of a trout. Apart from that he is great. The fact that you can make a 10 minute 'lowlight' reel says everything you need to know.

@Shteno

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SoGoMTB

Жыл бұрын

you're so mean

@simbarashechigwada511

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this just made my day

@bunkermainan

Жыл бұрын

If he is that good. Then martinez is God 😅

@welcometolife4237

Жыл бұрын

No. Utd have this problem for a decade. It's de gea he's overrated

This man is revolutionary to football. He invented no-look defense and then reinvents it as no-defense look

@Andrew_Essam

Жыл бұрын

u haven't seen his final form yet "LOOK NO DEFENCE"

@user-ki5lt3bq1q

Жыл бұрын

​@@Andrew_Essam 😂😂

@breakfreak3181

Жыл бұрын

'No look defence'.....😂😂😂

@supersonic1273

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@wanasiame9972

Жыл бұрын

How about the tune at the start of the video 😂😂😂😂

My 7 year old son in Peru doesn’t watch football but he’s heard of Harry Maguire. Absolute legend!

@Justin-li5kj

9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@epicmafia2046

9 ай бұрын

He even gets a mention in country’s parliaments, GOAT 🐐

@ZhinaNo.1

7 ай бұрын

maybe the first footballer Aliens would know of.

The man who inspired thousands of kids around the world, now they know that anyone can become the captain of Man United, literally anyone ...

Lord Maguire mastered the art of giving the ball away to rivals, even when it seems to be an impossible pass between many of his (unmarked) teammates ... what a legend!

@chrisfallon9678

9 ай бұрын

Its making tears 😅😅😅roll down My face his passing 😅 either straight to an opponent or ..straight out of play 😅😅 and his fouls are ludicrously hilarious

As always..our biggest inspiration is him..if Lord Maguire can become a professional footballer, then so can we😂💪🏽

@guncooler2822

Жыл бұрын

Point 🙄👌👌🧐😂😂😂

@letrantrung1

Жыл бұрын

Bro, Man UTD will sell him next summer :(( :(((((

@_sigmaverse_

Жыл бұрын

@@letrantrung1 well who the hell buys him 😂🤣

@letrantrung1

Жыл бұрын

@@_sigmaverse_ you never know if there is any club needs to be famous on TikTok!!! Maguire will be much better than average influencer!!!

@_sigmaverse_

Жыл бұрын

@@letrantrung1 ayo wtf 💀💀😂 Trashy TRASGUIRE 80 m for this dog shit 🤣🤣 United in the mud

Everyone will silently agree that he has entertained us in a way like no other footballers could do

@giancarlocrumps7564

Жыл бұрын

I support Manchester United and I laughed all throughout the video he's sooo bad that I feel bad now 😢

@woutervandermerwe7396

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, it's only funny if you are not a Utd fan.

@PHILIP019

10 ай бұрын

Lukaku’s brother🤣🤣😂😂

@madfox5085

10 ай бұрын

@@PHILIP019 lakkaka

@Zagirus

9 ай бұрын

*In Peter Drury words:* Harry Maguire, a commanding sentinel in a sea of swirling tumult, stands tall, an indomitable citadel in the arena of football. With every move, he embodies the thunderous roar of a stately lion, his prowess echoing the unyielding strength of a mountain. He is not simply a defender but a modern-day Spartan wielding an invisible shield, a human incarnation of Fort Knox, his very presence an intimidating bulwark that quells the fiery ambition of opposing strikers. His head, like an unerring compass, always aligned with the ball, magnificently arrests the potent aerial missiles. He transmutes himself into a soaring falcon, eyes threaded with unwavering focus, making the sky his personal fortress, each head ball a captured prey. His controls are not mere touches of a ball, but an intimate secret dance between a master and his chosen ally, the court beneath him transforming into a stage for a ballet of power and precise anticipation. With a kinetic intelligence that mirrors the probing wisdom of an ancient seer, Maguire weaves the unseen patterns on the battlefield of the pitch. His passes are not merely transmissions of force but shooting stars of lethal accuracy, threading through the ominous night of the opposition, bridging gaps as eloquently as bridges spanning the vastness of raging rivers. Maguire's captaincy is not far removed from the gallantry of an experienced storm-tamer. He guides his team with an assured calmness and orchestration that spirals from the astute mind of a chess grandmaster, his instructions not commands but prophetic whispers, turning the chaos of the pitch into a symphony of coordinated art. Yet, he is not an isolated island of brilliance. Behind his daunting silhouette lies a man of genuine humility. His magnificence is softly embroidered with the silk threads of composure and graciousness, a testament to the truth that his greatness transcends beyond the tapestry of football. Harry Maguire, in his essence, is more than a football player. He is an exquisite tapestry of force and finesse, a poetic paradox woven from strength, strategy, and a deep-seated spark of humble humanity.

80 mil, Captain of the Club, and still part of the national team as well, no words

Imagine him with family gathered all together and one of em be like" come harry lets see a video with ur skills on utube" and accidentally play this one😂😂

What everyone doesnt seem to understand is that Harry Maguire is part of an intrinsic high level training regimen for the rest of the squad. With him around everyone has to work so much harder thus becoming better players and improving the team. Genius Harry, GENIUS!!!!!!!

Bravo! To this video masterpiece. When people doubt why Maguire is called bad, there are clips of him bad defending, and people are like “that’s it?” This video is the true picture of how bad Maguire is. Miss passes, bad defenses, misjudgement, utter stupidity. This has it all, plus the music with this is awesome! Thank you so much for making my day.

@breakfreak3181

Жыл бұрын

I just posted a similar comment! When you see the odd clip separately, he seems bad, but not *that* bad, but 10 minutes of bloopers!? I can't think of another current defender in the PL you could do this to!! 😂

@luisnunes3863

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget fouling his own team mates. Blocking, pushing, pulling...

I knew his tackling and positioning wasn’t great but hadn’t realised how bad his passing can be 😮

If Maguire is on starting eleven, then Manchester United with 10 players will face opponent with 12 players 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@guncooler2822

Жыл бұрын

wtf 😂😂😂😂😂

@gunjos7375

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@godwinhenry5265

Жыл бұрын

I swear

@darpan7098

Жыл бұрын

... And that 12th player will make all the difference🤣🤣🤣

@paulrichards6894

Жыл бұрын

if you bought a car and it didn't run that well you would be entitled to a refund as it wouldn't be fit for purpose....i am sure if united appointed a good lawyer they could demand a hefty refund from leicester...about 79 million

He is very dangerous for his teammates 😂😂

As a Liverpool fan, this was a joy to watch. Just pure entertainment 😂😂😂😂

@jaydead8825

9 ай бұрын

As an arsenal fan I share this sentiment 👏🏽 And the comments are hilarious too 😂

his tackles are gold but I'm personally a big fan of his passing skills. he always finds space for his opponents no matter how close are his teammates

I'm no manager but why not just play Maguire as striker? It's clear that he guarantees goals! Legend!

@SkreltNL

Жыл бұрын

Can you imagen ManU selling him and Maguire actually getting the winning goal against De Gea?! xD

@geevonmoses3449

10 ай бұрын

Funny thing is ETH actually played him as a strikerr once😂😂

@nrwmike7061

10 ай бұрын

Well he is, he just happen to like scoring the goal on de gea

@1878religion

9 ай бұрын

If Harry Maguire was a CF last season instead of the Infertile striker Weghorst, I bet Harry would've score at least a dozen goals.

@mogbaba

9 ай бұрын

Though it's not out of the ability of Maguire, it is difficult to score own goal as a striker!

Even Phil Jones didn't have 10 minutes compilation 😂

@zaimhazmin8851

Жыл бұрын

theres always one lord above all

@dj71162

Жыл бұрын

He's also a Premier League winner.

@srirajjayaprakash

11 ай бұрын

Phil actually is a decent defender. He was more in the frames for his funny face not for his poor performance. I can say one thing about jones is that unlike magure, he gives his all on the pitch for that red jersey

@michaelelah8106

11 ай бұрын

​@@srirajjayaprakash Funny face😂

Maguire is a masterclass of stand-up comedy 😂

😂😂 had so much laugh in a while. Truly the best spent 80M for entertainment and for keeping it light

I wonder does the man utd players, coaches and ETH watch these Maguire videos? The way he plays...he really brings joy to people watching football.

Believe it or not, these are some of his better performances 😂

@akiraanzawa1615

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually a defensive skills compilation😂😂

The way the Lord pulls down poor Luke is absolutely gold. Period.

@welcometolife4237

Жыл бұрын

Everyone is trying to destroy MaGuire career. Like they did cr7

@bam797

Жыл бұрын

​@@welcometolife4237 this and that are on totally different levels lol Ronaldo was still destroying his opponents before going to that Arabic club🤦‍♂️

@greatbriton8425

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't him, it was the opponent.

@KamiKazeD

11 ай бұрын

@@bam797 in 19 matches ronaldo has 14 goals not too much of a bad start.

His performance is fully entertaining, genius ❤

Sir Maguire is a full-time comedian , and parttime footballer

Don't hate the man He's the reason why I still watch football He makes the game much more amusing

@vinsmokejijijid7300

11 ай бұрын

Yepp, him and mctominay for me 😂

We'll never see a player like Maguire again 😢 and with that price. Alive legend.

as an Arsenal fan, who had to suffer through Mustafi, D. Luiz, Mertesacker etc...... I’m gonna miss this guy in Utd shirt...... so many magical moments :D:D

The more footage he's a part of The more shocking it becomes

He scorpion kicked Pogba back to Juve

@MUFC1933

Жыл бұрын

And backwards head butted Ronaldo to Saudi.

@dickyadler3959

Жыл бұрын

😅😅

When I watch a professional player like Harry plays like that, I feel optimistic in my life😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sept.3, 2023: Maguire's total career stats for Club & Country 2014 -present Matches 566 Yellow Cards 52 Goals 33 Red Cards 3 Assists 25 Own Goals 10

God please protect this legend with at all cost.. He is most breathtaking footballer since Zidane 😊

I really envy Man united fans for their patience on him

@muhamadna5157

Жыл бұрын

I think Man U would have to pay other club millions to get rid of him

The REAL kicker is that Rojo told Solskjaer that he wanted play- time because Maguire did to many mistakes, but was told they HAD to use him because they had used so much money on him.

Una verdadera leyenda del futbol inglés. Lo último que supe es que le estaban haciendo una estatua de 12 metros de altura que la iban a poner afuera del Salón de la Fama del Fútbol en Pachuca, Mexico, muy bien Harry.

for opposition fans, he's worth every penny

First touch is bad, second touch is a red card

@gorskakuna3822

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄

@user-ze6qx1py2l

Жыл бұрын

Lmao.😂

@breakfreak3181

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@balzinderchhabra8804

Жыл бұрын

I'm downvoting this comment to keep it at 69.

Thank you so much for this video, I can’t get enough of it, even the music is perfectly befitting. This is a sure cure for the blues, unless you’re a ManU fan!!!😂😂😂

I've already seen like 30 of these Harry Maguire videos and yet they're still funny everytime I watch one

I'm a Brighton fan and am sad he did not play against us in the FA cup and last legue match.

Brilliant video ! Well done !

Most expensive waterboy in history

How Harry still gets the vote from Southgate and ETH is totally beyond me. He’s slow , he’s thick and he’s a liabilitynout there to the safety of his own teammates. He sticks the ball in the wrong goal, takes out his own team mates and he’s a pain in the arse when in Majorca. Why he is still playing for Manchester United Football Club I will never understand.

@GuaranaGH

Жыл бұрын

I guess ETH is doing some damage limitation, playing him whenever it's safe just to pump up his selling price. Southgate is complete mystery when there are better english CBs at his disposal...

@trungpham7588

Жыл бұрын

You need to look up the yound international team of England (15 years ago), people are: Rashford, Fill Foden, Sancho, Marguie …. They are selected ones that will become the future of England football, I believe. Some are real players: D.Rice, Rashford, Foden … Some are xxx. You known.

@yegor6763

Жыл бұрын

Who in their right mind would even buy him at this point though? The man is literally lagging every step he takes.

@gs8494

Жыл бұрын

I can think of 80 million reasons, none of them good... ;)

@user-ze6qx1py2l

Жыл бұрын

Because Southgate is a very mediocre coach.

Whenever you're feeling down with the weight of the world upon your shoulders, just watch a Harry Maguire clip to brighten up your day. It works for me. Thank you Lord Emperor Maguire 😂

Feel so relaxed to watch him, he’s so entertaining. So, what to ask more from him?

How he become football is out of my imagination but the higher issue is that how on earth Man united spent 80 million on him .

World best defender，help the oppondent to score..... one n only.....

@gorskakuna3822

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄

You sir have chosen an absolutely perfect soundtrack for this video. Excellent job!

Haha. Loved the music that accompanied all of his howlers!! 🤣

He play good for his team, but only on Football Video Game. Unfortunately most game players won't use him in their list due to traumatic in reality.

@erikarahma9614

Жыл бұрын

😢so bad

He's constantly attempting through balls except there's nobody there or going on a run (maybe there's something there in his imagination)

7:34 - kicking an upper deck moonshot right at the camera is just gold. Sums all this up really well.

여지껏 본 유튜브 영상 중에서 최고로 재밌었어요. 매과이어 다시 보게됐어요. 엄청나구나ㅋㅋ

There’s no such thing as own goal. A goal must never be discriminated against. A goal is a goal- Harry Maguire

If he is in the first squad, it means that Man Utd will face opponent with 10 vs 12 players. Such a time bomb player, wonder how he survives till this season.

from a LFC fan to you man u fans my sincere best wishes in having more and more macguires to come.. Amin.

This Harry really brings his own magic on the field.

What a player love the way he’s so confident on the ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I normally don't comment...but my God i haven't laughed this hard... The background beats is in sync with Maguire's absurdity 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you very much for sharing these video broh 😂 MU must given Comedy Trophy of The World 😂

I cant stop laughing😂. Thank you for that. Music also great. What a slapstick king.

And still he plays for Man united. There is not a chance to drop him. No no... He is the king. Long live the king

Haven't laughed so hard for ages.

When you put any speech on heavy reverb, it sounds like a legends speech

His excellent passes to opponents is a rare phenomenon

These compilation videos are just getting longer and longer 😂

Whenever I feel down, reflecting the life I've been living I'm relieved that they are those who are doing far worse than me .... Thanks Harry Maguire for reminding me that

@masterdon187

Жыл бұрын

Hate to rain on your parade but unless you're a millionaire he's still doing a lot better in life than you

@unknowpeople1614

Жыл бұрын

@@masterdon187 Money buys a lot of things.... definitely not happiness.... I'm thankful for having a stress free life albeit not much money at my disposal

@masterdon187

Жыл бұрын

@@unknowpeople1614 that is true money doesn't give life fulfillment but my point was he doesn't fall in the category of 'someone doing far worse than me'. Man's making more in a week sitting on a bench than 95% of the population do in a year

@unknowpeople1614

Жыл бұрын

@@masterdon187 there's truth in what you said mate.... Hope Maguire doesn't take it (the troll)too seriously

@mikeacker4999

Жыл бұрын

First name on the FIFA Ballon D'or List

This is the funniest football vid I've seen in ages 😂. I've seen quite a few of these clips separately, but having them all compiled together really brings home how bad Slabhead is, lol. His passes to nowhere are outrageous at PL level 😂. Strangely, he's not that bad for England, but international football is lower level than top league football.

I never get tired of watching this superstar

Now I want to see his best highlights. Is there any…? He should be a really good CB worth 80m pounds🤔

"80m pounds down the drain, harry maguire scores again" (against us ofc). I get on my nerves when i see him play.

great music choice, capture the spirit

😭not me laughing after hearing the video sound effects😭🤣because i know I'm not ready to watch how entertaining Maguire is😹🤣🤣🤣

I cant imagined the amount of mocking he receive in his circles. I think he retired to being friendship to anyone 😂

What makes it funnier is that he always shows that he didnt do anything wrong. Pure class!! Wkwk

Now that's the kind of music I want on compilation videos.

I'm so proud of England to have such a machine defender like Harry Maguire.

@sociolocomtsac

9 ай бұрын

Dier is second in command!

Leicester city sold him as a defender for £80 million. They could be sued under the trade description act.

He's definitely entertaining, there's no question about it.

He makes me happy & laugh every time when I watch this 🤣😂🤣

It cracks me up every time I think how they spent 80 million on him!!! Classic!

He's so helpless you almost feel sorry for him..

Maguire is far ahead of everyone here - he is planning for his career after football - to be a stand up comedian - No-one has prepared harder with great success for his retirement.I knew there was method in his madness!

Cant believe he had 10 mins more trolling montage in footbal nowadays, what a living legend😮

I can't stop watching 😂

Such a phenomenal player

As a Liverpool Fan I couldn't be happier 😂 I hope they keep him for years Funny af this video pal. Well in 👍😁👍

I can't get over Goldbridge at the very start of this. It is just so funny!

This is just too damn hilarious for words 😂😂😂😂 i cant take anymore 😅😅

Good job Solsa and Woodward. He is still MU’s captain. Thank to you.

@samael5200

Жыл бұрын

Ole is a puppet, he had no say in this and he basically forced to play Maguire regardless 😂

@mikeacker4999

Жыл бұрын

Yes! good Job to both of them. Straight in as Capt. That shows their incompetence

7:16 the best maguire winning a ball😂

Man, he's got an unique vision of this game ..

Elite at initiating the counter-attack.

De Gea was so mad😂😂😂 Poor man

@adamdestro123

Жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't? Hahahaha.

Reminds me a little bit of David Luiz at chelsea some years back, the way he's getting picked on. He gives that same super confident challenge straight into nutmeg look. lol Luiz had some redeeming characteristics about him tho, that man could get up the pitch, deadly free kick and dangerous enough on a corner. I haven't watched much soccer lately tho, so I don't know whatelse mcguire has to offer

@ngabacletus9677

9 ай бұрын

To be fair to him, he does score a goal from set pieces every now and then