Best of Zach 2023 (Oney Plays Compilation)
Ойындар
Zach's back with a brand new trach
Credit to: @OneyPlays
Timecodes:
Intro: 00:00:00-00:00:19
Saints Row: 00:00:19-00:17:50
AI Art: 00:17:50-00:37:05
Forspoken: 00:37:05-01:46:38
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island: 01:46:38-02:02:23
Pokémon Silver: 02:02:23-02:20:09
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom: 02:20:09-02:39:25
RoboCop: Rogue City: 02:39:25-02:55:13
That Witch Gave Chase: 02:55:13-03:05:49
Giants Uprising: 03:05:49-03:15:55
Portaboy +: 03:15:56-03:23:27
Tomar Tries to Install Chinese Malware: 03:23:27-03:27:51
Noita: 03:27:51-03:42:54
Пікірлер: 817
Zach saying "I have a sonic smirk right now" absolutely destroyed me oh my god lmao
@VelvetAura
5 ай бұрын
does anyone have a timestamp? 😭
@SideKick2008
5 ай бұрын
6:54
@VelvetAura
5 ай бұрын
@@SideKick2008 thank you brother
@capnskullkid3849
Ай бұрын
i loled so hard lmao
Forespoken is the most unhinged series they have ever done. Zach cannot control his laughter at all. I was so happy when they started doing more episodes.
@FreakDaMIghet
6 ай бұрын
WE KNOW THE F**KING PLOT!!!!
@MrKn0ts
5 ай бұрын
@@FreakDaMIghet "She's stealing from the big Walmart in the sky, Chris!"
@danestambaugh255
5 ай бұрын
"... cut that out"
@danestambaugh255
5 ай бұрын
What did Chris say is what i wanna know
@GloryOfBarbelo
5 ай бұрын
@@MrKn0ts9
Zach’s ability to say the weirdest shit known to man without breaking or even changing his voice is legendary
@jackalexande
6 ай бұрын
"Jpeg of Jesus" is one of my favorite Zach-isms
@lindboknifeandtool
4 ай бұрын
Just babble endlessly to anyone who will listen, it gets easy
@GreyMatterPlatter
2 ай бұрын
Don't be such a SNEAKERHEAD
@xarildri1302
2 ай бұрын
tomar’s belly do excrete sometimes
@jeppefreisleben1270
2 ай бұрын
@@lindboknifeandtoolikk
I'm so excited to loop this endlessly for the next month
@necromech_
6 ай бұрын
painful truth
@WonkiWeaboo
6 ай бұрын
Literally what I do with all these videos
@ozmond
6 ай бұрын
Same
@FirewoodGingerAle
6 ай бұрын
Bro same, I fall I asleep to these vids and have them on when I'm eating and stuff
@RoachCatJr
6 ай бұрын
no joke, complete seriousness, sometimes i think oneyplays affected my attention span & autistic tendencies from how much i replay & listen to them. idk why tf their content is so replayable (im not actually autistic as far as ik, but wouldnt be surprised)
Every Chris and Zach hypothetical for Tomar: "Tomar, what if you were this terrible amalgamation of flesh and bone? How would you feel?"
@itsslyrite
4 ай бұрын
And his response is usually like "uhh... That would be terrible, I guess"
@upyoursdotcom
3 ай бұрын
"I'd be very upset"
@Ghost3210
2 ай бұрын
Aren't we all amalgamations of different kinds of tissues... I'm pretty sure that's how you would describe an organism.
@upyoursdotcom
2 ай бұрын
@@Ghost3210 No, it's not.
@ctons
Ай бұрын
@@Ghost3210i would describe myself as a human guy actually
2:44 the "what the fuck" was so real from zach
I knew the ugly truth about Zach being a test tube experiment but I didn't know Chris had the money to make 2023 of them...
@ALTVRA
6 ай бұрын
No dude, you misunderstand, this is the 2023rd year in a row that Zach has won the 'best of' award and made it into an epic sauce compilation like this one
@sebastianstratan1558
5 ай бұрын
Chris just borrows Lyles formaldehyde tank to regenerate zach back to peak performance.
@kiddynamite1991
5 ай бұрын
He was literally a petrie dish with eyeballs
@patrickmcelrath4962
4 ай бұрын
Its like the securitrons under fort hill in new vegas, they’re all on stand by for chris to start them up and take over nevada
@RoachCatJr
4 ай бұрын
yeat 2093
YOU NEED TO BE NICE TO ME, RIGHT NOW!!!
@Kids_Scissors
6 ай бұрын
HEY I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SO MEAN
@slingshotnerd
5 ай бұрын
@@Kids_Scissors*Tomar smites Zach*
@riverallen3406
5 ай бұрын
@@slingshotnerd *tomar passionately kisses zachs soft lips*
@Sterling20XX
5 ай бұрын
⚡⚡AHHHHH⚡⚡
@jodiegrodie
4 ай бұрын
Chris rstarts furiously jelqing while witnessing the passionate embrace @@riverallen3406
41:30 I know the compilation is about zach, but that right there happens to also be one of lyle's best moments. That reaction of genuine surprise where he was literally speechless was pure gold.
@MrKn0ts
5 ай бұрын
They all absolutely nailed the forspoken series. Lyle reacting like a manga character at guessing forspoken dialogue will never not be funny 😂
@Prick_of_the_Century
4 ай бұрын
Lyle is awesome and i do not understand the hate. Maybe early on when he'd riff and it would fall flat at times. But he was part of the CROC LINEUP. HE WAS THERE FOR HERCULAD
@jahlian9669
4 ай бұрын
@@Prick_of_the_Centuryhe helped gaslight zach for the herculad bit lmao
@Prick_of_the_Century
4 ай бұрын
@@jahlian9669 Lyle is what they call a straight guy comedian or something
why is zach able to do a perfect impression of any politician without actually sounding like them
@AutismoTheGrand
Ай бұрын
He gets their mannerisms right
@sillyman357
Ай бұрын
@@AutismoTheGrandi love your profile picture
@AutismoTheGrand
Ай бұрын
@@sillyman357 ty
not sure if anyone here has brought it up but the trump impression zach does at around 1:50:44 might be one of the funniest moments on the channel. the pause before everyone realizes what "horrible island" zach is referring to. its gold.
@slingshotnerd
5 ай бұрын
JASHua Tomar!
@suckersupreme4380
4 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 💀
@e7193
Ай бұрын
bro really thought he was the only one who noticed
The "Neon" riff in the beginning is so random and hilarious 😂
@alpharoo2581
6 ай бұрын
I feel personally targeted in a positive way by that
@jjayala5512
6 ай бұрын
It comes and goes...
@ShinoAburame37
6 ай бұрын
@@jjayala5512 And comes and goes
@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
6 ай бұрын
It’s neon man
@rocksaltzwidaz3411
6 ай бұрын
i have a friend who plays it constantly so it freaked me out a bit hearing it randomly
There's something so funny about 39:34 when Chris says a certain funny word and Zach just flatly says "bleep that out"
@GoyBenius_0901
5 ай бұрын
That was Tomar
@mints4997
3 ай бұрын
Zacmar
@Shlumbus69
2 ай бұрын
Tomar said that like a disappointed parent
@RoachCatJr
Ай бұрын
theres something so funny about the funny part
@puddinpie9387
Ай бұрын
Who tf said that
Shes stealing in heaven now She's stealing from the big Walmart in the sky. Lmfao iconic
THIS VIDEO WILL NOT STOP AUTO PLAYING AFTER EVERY VIDEO I WATCH.
@yurgenization
2 ай бұрын
Same is Zach bought and paid for??
@puririiin
2 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 😭😭 if i go to sleep to a video, this will ALWAYS be playing once i wake up
@MusicalBusinessMartin
2 ай бұрын
@@puririiinsame keeps happening,
@coyobo4166
21 күн бұрын
Me too lol
@bluemcneil5883
7 күн бұрын
*A wrinkled ape finger on the monkey's paw retracts* 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
50:35 Zach screaming and smashing his $40,000 gaming chairs gives me life.
Hearing Cory stutter out “Micheal Manson” and Zach immediately go “who the FUCK is Micheal Manson!” makes me so happy.
1:25:43 this is the funniest bit, when chris is screaming in agony with a filter over him, supposedly getting sucked into an alien ship
@megaultradamn
4 ай бұрын
An alien relationship
2:46 that is the most genuine “what the fuck” I’ve heard in my life
@shin0mega
5 ай бұрын
3:25:26 is another heartfelt “wtf”
@robbieboydudeguy
5 ай бұрын
I don’t think we’ll ever hear Zach as actually baffled/disgusted as he was right there despite him having made way worse noises
36:40 How Chris met Zach
“Oh they exist, they’re just putting eyeballs on French fries at McDonald’s now…” in reference to Rare is the funniest shit.
"You would think the sheep would be in the big city but I guess not in this case." is an underrated Zach quote that I think about a lot.
1:43:08 If anyone is looking for the Doc Brown creating sonichu bit
@valeriebartz4549
4 ай бұрын
Lmao my fav bit
@jackrichardson4089
2 ай бұрын
'Crispin Glover dancing like Pennywise' is probably the most unhinged thing Chris has ever said.
@WonkiWeaboo
19 күн бұрын
@@jackrichardson4089that had me crying laughing
2:05:30 "Put-put his schizo babble and just leave it there for the rest of the episode." -Cory "...Are you mad?" -Charles Manson
@slingshotnerd
5 ай бұрын
T-posing Michael Manson
@pyrotechnick420
4 ай бұрын
@@slingshotnerdCory....who THE FUCK is Michael Manson? -Zach
@slingshotnerd
4 ай бұрын
@@pyrotechnick420it’s his brother Mark Manson!
@jackrichardson4089
3 ай бұрын
Purple Manson
@e7193
Ай бұрын
@@slingshotnerdit’s like you guys are redditors quoting a song
19:20 I ATE A BIG PILE OF BLACK SPIDERS AND BUGS I LIFTED UP A ROCK AND FOUND BEETLES AND PUT THEM INTO MY MOUTH INSTANTLY
“WE KNOW THE FUCKING PLOOOTT”
37:24 Rare audio of the Great Zomar, the begotten child of Zach and Tomar.
@amondhawes-khalifa1949
2 ай бұрын
Its crazy how if you drop it by, like, half an octave, it could easily be either Tomar doing a Zach impression or Zach doing a Tomar impression.
i unironically literally went homeless in 2023 but i am glad i made it to see Best of Zach 2023
@Zoe-rr8wj
6 ай бұрын
in 2024 you gotta be homeful (opposite of homeless) ironically
@bigbrothertw
5 ай бұрын
CRINGE
@sketchylurker
5 ай бұрын
Homeless? Just buy a house
@markfuckerturd5165
5 ай бұрын
Hope youre doing better friend
@spaman7716
5 ай бұрын
I was homeless for a while last year, these guys really helped me through some hard times. I'll never forget walking for 6 or 7 miles without water watching them play modded Teardown.
HELLO GANGNAM, IM GONNA DO YOUR STYYYLLEEE IM GONNA DO- I LIKE- THERE WAS A GUY CALLED GANGNAM AND HE HAD A STYLE, that’s okay.
@valeriebartz4549
4 ай бұрын
18:44
imagine being the rare person that doesn't understand their humor and thinks everything they're talking about is real
@SneedFeeder
2 ай бұрын
Israel?
@Jerasunder
29 күн бұрын
@@SneedFeeder sorry to push it in your face all the time
@e7193
19 күн бұрын
@@SneedFeedertomar ?
That michael jackson bit during robocop is genuinely one of the funniest fucking things ever recorded
The Robocop sessions were especially fruitful. I haven’t had to fight back laughter in the middle of a work day as hard as when I had that as background listening
@RoachCatJr
15 күн бұрын
fighting back laughter bc in public makes it so much funnier
41:57 zachs amazing sobbing laugh
Their ai image videos are so goddamn funny for some reason. The stories they make up for them and the voices they can do and just the way they describe things makes it so entertaining
@stevensmith1031
6 ай бұрын
Hello GAAANGNAM
@ahlikx6295
6 ай бұрын
HEEELP! I tripped and this happened!
@natalie_the_ratalie
6 ай бұрын
have you seen the Little Trump animation
@bibblyboing
5 ай бұрын
WHOEVER CATCHES MY GLOB GETS TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
@Roach_Dogg_JR
5 ай бұрын
Since everyone is putting their favorite quote I’ll put mine “That’s just a nice picture…. Wait what is that behind him? THATS A WITCH!!!”
1:10:46 This is one of the greatest extended improv bits I have ever heard.
that intro did NOT have to go that hard
@CravensBen
6 ай бұрын
Neon by John Mayer - live acoustic version does indeed go that hard
@QuiltbagFleabag
6 ай бұрын
@@CravensBenthank you for the title
@ForestWizardLookingForPotion
4 ай бұрын
@@CravensBenthis ain't live or acoustic
@CravensBen
3 ай бұрын
@@ForestWizardLookingForPotion I was just clarifying what the song played in the intro was.
The yearly banger comes once again. Thank you!
Making tomar out of clay is so zachpilled
Holy fuck, this is a godsend. I ran out of compilations to fall asleep to every night. I’ve been cycling through the same 12 hours of content for the last year and a half
@ScumSookar
6 ай бұрын
Well now you have 15 hours to cycle through. I'm proud of you, son.
@lindboknifeandtool
4 ай бұрын
Cum town
1:01:08 if cory said "pewter and pestle" everyone would be on his ass yet chris can get away with it. Can't have shit in Missouri
@slingshotnerd
5 ай бұрын
Hey corey knuckles here
@saturniidspectre
4 ай бұрын
@@slingshotnerdHELLO CORY EGGMAN HEEEERE!!
@saturniidspectre
4 ай бұрын
Chris must be becoming a water person
@ohheyitsguy
4 ай бұрын
To be fair, Chris makes a Coryism as often as Cory says something normal/true
@slingshotnerd
4 ай бұрын
@@saturniidspectre I AM ROBO TRON 3 MILLION!!
2:23:47 i was smoking and this made it all come out of my nose. I’m in incredible pain
I just had a dream while listening to this that Chris and Zach were doing a let's play of an iron giant game with call me Carson and they were just pretending he wasnt there
@undeadbrian8403
3 ай бұрын
@Phalinx0rz sure I guess
I'm on Amoxicillin right now and I'm trying so hard not to shit myself laughing at this comp
@eatupyoveggies
6 ай бұрын
I’m on 12 Benadryl right now and I’m trying so hard not to shit myself and die
@Coffeishellagudfam
6 ай бұрын
I’m on Prozac rn and I’m on the toilet while writing this comment
@souljaboy.6668
6 ай бұрын
I'm on 60 mg Percocet and im
@TheAndrewj96
6 ай бұрын
@@eatupyoveggiesSounds like Dracula Flow.
@-Siculus-Hort-
6 ай бұрын
take some pro-biotics.
i love the whole “would you eat a mouse to get into heaven” bit cause like god: will you eat this mouse to get into heaven tomar: no god: BRO, it’s JUST a mouse, you wouldn’t eat it? If not, you’re going to hell. tomar: fine, i’ll eat the mouse god: haha what an idiot, why would you do that? you’re going to hell now zach is a cruel and ruthless god
Mr President... a second flipping dragon hit the towers.
@slingshotnerd
4 ай бұрын
We gotta blame those AyRabs
@I_love_dr_stone
3 ай бұрын
the same dragon circled around!
9:06 is genuine gold
50:32 this Is the angriest I've heard Zach
"I'm Evil for a Reason." Zachary Hadel - 2023
This must be all of Zach’s footage from 2023
DOINK this compilation is bibstastic!!
55:18 what the goblins in my walls sound like
The fact that when making malink they never thought to call him linkario is crazy
@saturniidspectre
4 ай бұрын
The lightbringer of Hyrule and also the Mushroom Kingdom?
Love how zach uses jack and daxter as an example of flailing a creature around when they all literally played whiplash
1:43:06 my sides hurt, I'm actually dying in tears right now send help
THANK YOU! I've watched Best of Zach 2022 so many times while falling asleep, I've almost got it memorized at this point. Can't wait to listen to this like 300 times over the course of the year.
Little known fact, we don’t know how Zach got here. Even Chris doesn’t know. The best leading theory is that he’s a vengeful spirit who latched onto Chris
“Wakanda vision” I’m done AF 😭
1:16:42 I like how you can tell Zach was going to say Gollum regardless of who they chose
1:37:22 super underated lmao
I love that everybody knows Zach said Jack Black in the initial body farm hypothetical lmao
@megaultradamn
6 ай бұрын
No they said Zach attack
I was having a bad day having low confidence low T and low bloodsugar but after hearing all the nice and cool things Zach called me personally in the intro I feel like good and stuff, you know what I mean?
@alexpope4642
5 ай бұрын
yes.
@GoblinMode3004
5 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, brother.
2:28:21 that was such an arbitrary edit to make but I was caught so off guard by how funny it was
The guys getting progressively angrier every time they predict a Sweet Baby line is the best part.
41:58 the wind up before the actual laugh 😭😭😭
this was the first time i genuinely laughed in weeks, thanks for the comp
@bibser295
3 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching!
That Michael Jackson bit genuinely had me in tears
@SaLaDmAn.
4 ай бұрын
Plheeheease dont tell no one i blenched myself
If there's two people I didn't associate with each other, it's Zach Hadel and John Mayer but I welcome it anyway.
Zach's legit the gift that keeps on giving, not even a minute in and I've got tears in my eyes from "IMMA BLEACH MY PENIS"
@Creekmore
Ай бұрын
He was just feelin’ a little bit klookly 2:43:04
I GENUINELY think that this guy has some kind of inner problems but I'm glad he openly talks about it
@squoogles
6 ай бұрын
what
@alfiegordon9013
6 ай бұрын
@@squooglesI think they GENUINELY think that this guy has some kind of inner problems but they're glad he openly talks about it
@kurtomcburto
6 ай бұрын
The lights are on but nobody's home
@HOTD108_
5 ай бұрын
@@kurtomcburto"Where am I?"
"That woman screamed like a demon and went super saiyan"
KZread: "he has watched this 4 times, I bet he would watch it again"
Happy New Year Bibser! Your edits got me through a lot in the last so I’m looking forward to sticking this on when I’m feeling down and having a laugh. Thanks for your hardwork!
2:50 that was such a genuine “What the fuck?” From Zach lmao
15:50 this has got to be my favourite fucking bit ever, it just keeps getting better nd better. tomars belly do excrete.
@ShadyRapture
4 ай бұрын
“Tomar’s belly do excrete? Did I hear you right? Did I hear you correctly?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Cali4niaAesthetic
2 ай бұрын
THANK U, I couldn't remember wat episode that joke was in, literally the most outrageous thing he's ever said MY SIDES HURT XDDD
oh man. this is gonna get replayed so many times. i'm excited.
Every person in oneyplays has encyclopedic knowledge of any piece of the internet prior to 4 years ago to which they are completely oblivious of anything after
HELLO GANGAM I'M GONNA DO YOUR STYLE
It's interesting how Zach's impression of little Trump sounds exactly like Trump and Trumpet Guy mixed
1:04:05 Zachary put your hypothetical away Zachary
Bro I was just watching the Best of Zach 2022 comp cuz I’ve rewatched every one of ur comps and u bless us with this ❤
@bibser295
6 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching! You've got positive karma and chakras coming your way for sure
@Roachdogjr6671
6 ай бұрын
I hope you get lots of reddit karma
1:23:06 was my favorite moment from their forspoken videos.
genre redefining hyperborean aryan A10 slow burn kino gemerald
@GoyBenius_0901
5 ай бұрын
HWABAG
AMC’s Housing Cows was a brilliant series. The writing was genius
YUS. Activates my almonds
@bibser295
6 ай бұрын
*Pulls out handcrafted leather satchel overflowing with walnuts and raisins
12 minutes and I just realized this video was 3 hours long
your intro is gonna be a fever dream to me in like 8 years
Waited all year for this
Leave it to Zach to make the most bizarre, unanswerable hypothetical imaginable.
this video made me laugh so hard i swallowed my mouse egg
@Natalie_Toshino
5 ай бұрын
You're not supposed to do that. 3 days remain.
THANK YOU!!!! This dude is hilarious
Chris at 39:50 saying "these writers should go on strike to get paid better" made me audibly burst out laughing, I can't believe I never caught that joke until now. Perfect joke lol.
YAYYYY ♥️♥️♥️♥️ another video to sleep to for all of 2024. Love u bibser
Oh goodness just in time for my patent pending post shift snooze! Thanks bibser :3c
@bibser295
6 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching!
What clip is thr one where Zach's saying "tomar please understand, i am a high functioning autistic male." It kills me every time i hear that bit. 17:12 I found it.
H YES. Another compilation I can listen to while falling asleep, thank you so much, bibser.
@bibser295
6 ай бұрын
Sleep well and dream of Tomba 2 speed runs brothaa
@zzzzzzz88
6 ай бұрын
@@bibser295 Hopefully my sleep paralysis demon takes the form of Zach pointing his long green witch fanger right at my face!
Cant even make it past 30 seconds without busting out laughing
This is so positive. Positive as hell, actually.
@bibser295
6 ай бұрын
We're all about being positive and positivity
@canislupus3655
6 ай бұрын
HIV positive, maybe
it speaks MAGNITUDES that the forspoken part is over an hour and the other sections aren’t even half that time
Uncle Ben Being Partially Decapitated is my favorite anime.
Zach's best quality is that he has a really funny voice and he uses it perfectly