"I was walking. The End" Literally biting my nails in absolute fear.

@Crispifordthe3rd515

Жыл бұрын

You get the: "new, lowest effort comment with a decent amount of likes for an Oney Plays video" award. Take it. It means nothing, is worth nothing, and... heyyyyyyyy you should listen to that Telegram guy, you could get a prize!

@LegoGoblin

Жыл бұрын

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 what response were you expecting from this?

@Crispifordthe3rd515

Жыл бұрын

@@LegoGoblin I didn't. I wanted to put into words how stupid op's comment was lol. That's it.

@Gentleman534

Жыл бұрын

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 dude your comment is dumber

@Crispifordthe3rd515

Жыл бұрын

@@Gentleman534 cool beans PapaChap

I'm less than 10 mins in and one of the "scary" stories is Chris being annoyed at a dopey Armenian man behind him in a theater lmao.

@aidanmcguire3160

Жыл бұрын

I think the scary part was the first guy with the gun

@TheChildofAuraReborn

Жыл бұрын

"Dopey Armenian man" isn't that just Armenian Cory?

@BugManiacRoy

Жыл бұрын

Armenians are horrifying

@pyrotechnick420

Жыл бұрын

I think I need to move to Glendale to be with my people -An Athletic Armenian

@maxsilbert

Жыл бұрын

Was the Armenian man Corey?

Ding Dong's brand of scepticism is funny, cause it feels like he'd be the guy in a movie who insists magic isn't real after witnessing like actual demons and monsters attacking a whole city.

@HOTD108_

Жыл бұрын

That's just because he knows that magic is really just alien technology that looks mystical.

@1FenFen1

11 ай бұрын

brian griffin

@GameyRaccoon

Ай бұрын

Sokka

@alfredandersson875

Ай бұрын

Because they’re not real. Ghosts and goobers aren’t real.

@AtomicFlounder42

Ай бұрын

Perfect example is the tiny blurry man scenario. Tiny blurry, clearly magical man comes out of your TV, and ding dong is like "whatever, he's tiny, that doesnt mean anything"

my niece done got bit by a copperhead

@ethanmiller1808

Жыл бұрын

And died cause of that.

@rosey.the.rascal

2 ай бұрын

and died

It should be called “Chris doing stupid things and almost getting beaten up by it + spooky stories”

@vaguely_boring

Жыл бұрын

Getting beat up is a terrifying prospect for an innocent lad from the irish country

@JRBDWD

Жыл бұрын

Why people keep making excuses for nwordamericans?

@carsoknight

2 ай бұрын

@@JRBDWDtf are u even trying to say with this sentence lol

@JRBDWD

2 ай бұрын

@@carsoknight If you don't know how to read,you shouldn't be in the comments,mate.

@carsoknight

2 ай бұрын

@@JRBDWD no idk how to read can you interpret what were you trying to say with that

Chris not understanding that expired ketchup creates gas makes me laugh

@bilbebop3693

Жыл бұрын

I'd love to laugh that that but I had no fucking idea that happens 😂

@creagandubh4411

Жыл бұрын

Do you keep your old, rancid ketchup on the counter? In the fridge? How does it explode? Please to explain!

@farkbett699

Жыл бұрын

@@creagandubh4411 If you have a half used bottle of ketchup, and it expires, it will ferment and build up gasses. Same thing applies to juice, like apple juice and orange juice

@merucrypoison296

Жыл бұрын

That still doesn’t explain the clock story, since it happened in the same house as the ketchup incident

@creagandubh4411

Жыл бұрын

I have never experienced that. My old ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, whatever just gets thrown out before catastrophic, explosive decompression ensues. Maybe that's just me.

I’m so glad this compilation begins with Zach's legendary story - "I was walking, the end."

@MyRedHulk

Жыл бұрын

Almost as good as the first Uncle Moguille story. Zach:"Your great Uncle Moguille dies at 170-" Lyle:"That's the whole scenario, good night!" Chris:*laughs* Zach:"Yeah, g- that's it."

the sleepy cast story about the chair chasing zach and the clock having it's batteries replaced kept me up

@cake_train

Жыл бұрын

For me it was Long Leg Larry looking in his second story window and doing a raspberry on the glass

@kingkane

Жыл бұрын

@@cake_train *”EVERY DAY WITH LONG LEG LARRY!”*

@merucrypoison296

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling zach and Chris really do believe in ghosts from those experiences they just don’t wanna be made fun of

@NerosGamingHole

Жыл бұрын

what about the sasquatch/mars quatch/firing squad harassing cory while hes playing sonic adventure 2 on mars to keep earth alive

@triceratroytv2292

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp to the chair one?

I remember one time Oney uploaded a video called "tHe End" and it had the normal Oneyplays intro, except the animated Chris turned and looked at the camera for five minutes and his eyes were hyperrealistic and bleeding. He took it down but it was real, I swear!

@smartfella7914

Жыл бұрын

I saw that one too! It made me so scared that i grabbed my nuts and spun them around like a tether ball

@morgboat744

Жыл бұрын

I REMEMBER THAT. i screamed like a little girly and me mum burst into me room and took away my KZread 😢😢

@ghostedafcp8305

Жыл бұрын

@@smartfella7914 i almost ripped my nuts off with a rusty wrench just reading that! Sorry that happened dude

@smartfella7914

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostedafcp8305 Thanks bro i appreciate it *litcherally rips my nuts off barehanded and starts eating them bit by bit* sorry havin a lil snack

@animatepokemonadventures7889

Жыл бұрын

I saw that too! When he looked at the camera with hyper-realistic bloody eyes he whispered “You will never see the surface of Mars.” It was so scary

Honestly, pizza story always gets me. Like that's real shit that a crazy dude can do to you.

@felixlevert5468

Жыл бұрын

I don't understand how they're so nice about it. The guy fucking poisoned them it's insane hahah

@Tom-jy6mc

Жыл бұрын

@@felixlevert5468 I mean, from the sounds of it they're unsure if it was actually his fault or not. Innocent until proven guilty and all that. Wouldn't be surprised if he found someway to put a stomach bug on it though

@EroPatches

8 ай бұрын

​@@Tom-jy6mcHe probably put eye drops on the pizza.

The boys pizza story makes me wonder if that dude put eye drops all over their pizza. It's something that front of house employees would do if they're getting treated shitty by a customer because it causes you to vomit and have gastric distress later in the day a bit longer after you've already ingested it. Double checks out as most pizza delivery drivers are getting high on the job and I can speak from the culture that we always have eye drops around

@HOTD108_

Жыл бұрын

Do eye drops really counteract being high?

@SolomonTheBard

Жыл бұрын

​@@HOTD108_ no, it would counteract dry eyes and remove the redness and such which you can get from smoking weed💙

@FleshlyDelight

7 ай бұрын

That's... actually a really good theory and sounds like what happened. I've personally heard of an employee at a restaurant do it so someone, so it wouldn't surprise me if that's what happened there.

The Crazy Taxi story stil sendsl shivers down my spine... and up my spine... and across my spine... really just in the general vicinity of my spine.

@starbolt293

Жыл бұрын

May I have your spine

@vaguely_boring

Жыл бұрын

Criss cross your spine and hope to dine

@passingrando6457

Жыл бұрын

@@starbolt293 shivery spines really are the best, aren't they?

@totallynoteverything1.

2 ай бұрын

"this is going to be CRAAAAZY"

hmrph...no mention of the time Tomar dressed up like a ghost and stalked four teenagers and their pet dog. or the fact that when he finally caught the dog he made it...well I don't think I can say what he made it do.

@givemethelamp2652

Жыл бұрын

He made it scooby-doo such horiffic things it's decided to retire.

@kingjacknife6798

Жыл бұрын

Erm excuse me the video hasn’t even been up long enough to see if that was mentioned or not, I think you should check your facts before you post a comment mister

@bluemilkalienmonster522

Жыл бұрын

Did it involve peanut butter?

@givemethelamp2652

Жыл бұрын

@@kingjacknife6798 I mean, considering how in depth he went about what happened, you can see that the video isn't long enough even if they included the abridged version.

@Skull_E_Duggery

Жыл бұрын

I dont believe tomar would do such a thing.

The pizza story sounds like the delivery guy put some eye drops on the pizza. Tasteless odorless and causes diarrhea and nausea.

@girejorenh

Жыл бұрын

causes death

@merucrypoison296

Жыл бұрын

At least he gave them their personality

@jacksonpercy8044

Жыл бұрын

I remember other commenters thought the same thing in another compilation. They should probably have a taste at least, cuz I could imagine a toddler drinking a bottle thinking it's water.

I was sipping stupid hot coffee when Chris said “Is that Hhe- Satan?” My throat hurts now

@absolutebastardhours4404

Жыл бұрын

Who are you to pin the hot coffee as being "stupid"? You better correct that behaviour!

@shizamza

Жыл бұрын

@@absolutebastardhours4404 careful who youre talking to, im a barista and a redditor

6:40 is one of my favorite moments in comedy history

The scariest part of this video was when Chris said drinking Diet Coke gives you kidney stones just as I took a sip from my Diet Coke can

The stakes have never been higher while playing a game of Crazy Taxi. I love that story, absolute fear.

The scariest Oney plays story is when Tomar went through a phase of being a blonde guy with glasses while eating people in the early 90's in Wisconsin

@PALACIO254

Жыл бұрын

Classic Tomar

@SodaBroth

Жыл бұрын

That arc was truly frightening

@thefunniestfella9366

Жыл бұрын

Jeffery tohmar

@stellviahohenheim

Жыл бұрын

Stupid people would write to Tomar and idolising him

@shortfuse9443

Жыл бұрын

Whats this a reference to?

The nugget story never fails to make me laugh

@SilentUdon

Жыл бұрын

I really hope it gets more people to watch the stuff with Dave because the No More Heros and Resident Evil: Revelations videos are really funny!

@merucrypoison296

Жыл бұрын

HapaNORo sauce

@bojay_b

Жыл бұрын

I choke on my nuggies every time it's so damn good

@f-22raptorlandingzone30

Жыл бұрын

You laugh so hard there's tears and snot running down your face and you can't turn to face your angry boss

I imagined the old man in the crazy taxi story staring at him through the reflection without blinking for hours

@f-22raptorlandingzone30

Жыл бұрын

With an increasing expression of raw fury that can be easily mistaken for arousal

@DistractedGlobeGuy

17 күн бұрын

Exactly like the dead dog minigame from FNAF 6.

My scariest experience I ever had was when I met Tomar at a convention and he asked for my number, which I thought was a little weird but I gave it to him, then about a week later he started sending me pictures of my house from multiple inconspicuous angles every night. It actually hasn't stopped yet and I can never see him, but the pictures keep getting closer and closer to my window...

@morgancasey

Жыл бұрын

Wtf man you get them too??

@numbersbubble

Жыл бұрын

I get pictures from him too but of decapitated feet

@Charles-yu7sr

Жыл бұрын

Something similar happened to me, except tomar sends me videos taken from inside my toilet bowl while my shit comes out of my big fat hairy ass

@Heizenberg32

Жыл бұрын

😮 the sexiest thing I've ever read

I went fishing with my dad. I didn't catch a fish, peed my pants, dad was disappointed. The end. Love, Niall.

32:10 OMFG I LOVED THE ALIEN RIDE! I remember doing that in 2nd grade.

Oh boy scary stories to fall asleep to

@Wyrm3

Жыл бұрын

Fr, listening to tomar's dulcet tones makes me a sleepy fella

@necromech_

Жыл бұрын

cozy oneyplays videos

The Silverback Gorilla story is pure kino.

@cursedxp6088

Жыл бұрын

It's the twist at the end that this was "last year" fucking destroys me

@capacitatedflux

Жыл бұрын

@@cursedxp6088 exact same, and it has such a loaded lead up. "Kids are innocent."

@Northkoreanspy20

Жыл бұрын

Oooh noooo

@Maxisamo1

Жыл бұрын

@@capacitatedflux DingDong assumes Chris was like, 12, but he was in his fucking 20s lmao

That pizza story is something else LOL that's actually terrifying

Every time me or one of my friends ever has **gulp** too much nugget in our damn throat, we shake and cry and have shivers run up and down our spine and then up again

9:45 Jesus my head is so stopped up I almost couldn't recognize Cory's voice during this entire story

As a little kid in Ireland I also heard that story Chris mentioned about guy with hooves

"Unsuspicuously" - Corey Spaz-Kid 2022

I hope this includes the Evil Pizza Man, truly one of the darkest villains of the Oneyverse

@Brungyslol

Жыл бұрын

Veeeeery good pizza

@pass_

Жыл бұрын

c'mon he wasn't a villian, how could someone who looks like a super sayin be a villian?

@pjbutton3396

Жыл бұрын

Least psychotic Lithuanian pizza man

They didn't tell the story of how tomar brought a real infant skull into Chris's house and left it on his pillow and laughed like a villain

Ah yes the spooky scary story of Julian being an accidental Klansmen

Damn everyone yesterday must've chill tf out finally

@lexabram

Жыл бұрын

Wait what happened

@s0ld475

Жыл бұрын

@@lexabram best of "wait what happened"

@jackstark1860

Жыл бұрын

Justice for Dodgeball

@El-Burrito

Жыл бұрын

Looks like they saw my Reddit post and chilled out

"Clips you've seen a hundred times but it's 'spooky'."

I'm so shocked they didn't include all of Tomar's war stories, those always gave me chills

@Zonedoutallthetime

Жыл бұрын

too graphic for youtube.

@wodosdf107

Жыл бұрын

That story about blowing off a guy's head and eating it whole got that video taken down.

@givemethelamp2652

Жыл бұрын

I know he described it as war, but I've never been able to find confirmation that those toddlers were firing back

@newusernamehere4772

Жыл бұрын

"War stories" is putting it extremely lightly to the point where it'd almost be disrespectful if not for the part where Tomar demanded they be referred to as such under threat of "Its never too late to write a new story"

@ggggg77273

Жыл бұрын

He lost his humanity in the Gulf War.

Zach looking very green and retired in the thumbnail

@ohmeganerd

Жыл бұрын

Yurp

@knotbots

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes dead is better

@Squiggums799

Жыл бұрын

He looks more green and expired

8:48 "a bold choice" killed me

Tomar followed me home one time but no one believes me Another time I heard his voice from the tree line when I was walking home and I booked it down the road

@thebag2609

Жыл бұрын

Did he say "I'm going to giiieeet yooouuu"

@Darbeiner

Жыл бұрын

@@thebag2609 no but he kept murmuring about the geopolitical climate in the southern states I tried to supply input but I got politically intimidated

That pizza one is actually creepy

There is no ketchup, only zule

@triceratroytv2292

Жыл бұрын

Based+Ghostbuster-pilled

"Zach, didn't you have a chair chase you down the stairs in a mansion?"

My grandpa passed away at his ranch on new years day back in 2011. A few years back like in 2019(?), my cousin and a friend of his were at my grandpa's ranch doing some work and my cousin said he'd be back in a little and so he left, came back later and his friend said that he was minding his business when he saw a man standing about a good distance away from the ranch, the friend asked the man if he needed anything, the man just looked at him and walked away and then disappeared. My cousin asked him what did he look like and he said it was an old man dressed nice with a white Sombrero. My cousin took out his phone and showed him a picture of my grandpa and he said "yeah it was that man!" And my cousin exclaimed he had passed away in 2011 and his friend turned white in the face and said there is ni way that was true cuz he truly saw him and heard his footsteps and everything. It was very surreal but a little spooky

@creagandubh4411

Жыл бұрын

Sorry about your grandpa, my dude. 😔

@numbersbubble

Жыл бұрын

Spookiest thing that happened to me, I was at my grandma's house during Christmas. For some reason she wanted to go to the store and pick up food. It was late at night. There was a battery operated singing Santa doll in the TV room on top of a bookshelf. When my grandma and I got back from the store. The doll was on the ground facing the front door standing straight up. I was young when it happened so I don't remember how I felt but I never forgot.

love hearing all the spooky stories of julian and the boys.

The Pizza Poisoner story always makes me anxious

@tunasandwich8049

Жыл бұрын

A lot of psychos out there

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

11 ай бұрын

That’s why you poison them first, that’ll teach those crazies

Cringy Stories to Yell in the Afternoon

the fucking gorila story, i heard it so many times and it keeps cracking me up

chris's ketchup started fermenting and he thought it was haunted. lol cave person

@userequaltoNull

Жыл бұрын

Typical Irish.

The idea of student loans and scammers is the scariest thing in this video

I've always heard about the ceiling fan story but I'm barely noticing how they threw up the picture of the actual fan broken

I don’t have a sleep paralysis demon but honestly you can break out of that shit if you really want to by hyperventilating until your body wakes up. Makes me feel so manly and strong

@joshuagraham9217

Жыл бұрын

I am able to shake one leg violently until I wake up 😂

@ashleyking8851

Жыл бұрын

Drink gallons of caffeine and let the voices take over

@rileysummers9757

Жыл бұрын

I had sleep paralysis for years and that's exactly how I learned to wake myself.

@Destroy3612

Жыл бұрын

Or better yet, embrace it and have fun watching monsters

@El-Burrito

Жыл бұрын

Just your paralysis demons own paralysis demon. Then it's like spiders, they're as scared of you as you are of them!

I remember that Disney Alien "ride", I think it had a generic sounding name like "Alien invasion" or "alien experience". It was extremely terrifying, oddly not very disney like. I also remember back then the Tower of Terror ride was ONE lap bar for a three seat section. My father was a 330lb 6ft man, and I was like 4ft tall and 60lbs, so... that lapbar was a good 6-8 inches from my lap. That was scary. I had fun. I remember on the Disney World version of Space mounttain, I literally dug my nails into my mother's arm so much the whole ride, that she came out with nail marks that were LITERALLY a quarter inch deep. I had a bad fear of the dark as a kid, mostly since that's when they'd die at night, since I started out in the Romanian orphanage in the 1980s. Adopted in 1991 by a US couple. Good times. I was three when I came to the states.

Chris’s Armenian theatre story reminds of the Michael Cusack cartoon lol

I've been subscribed for less than a year and I miss Dingdong and Julian. They brought the funny

@iBloodroot

Жыл бұрын

Watch the YIIK playthrough if you haven't already! Chris visited them both for a while and they made a lot of great stuff

@stump3139

Жыл бұрын

They’ve been gone for more than a year I thought

Real fans have already heard most of these stories from sleepycabin

Hearing them talk about childhood fear really resonates with me. I've had insomnia ever since I can remember and I would be awake for hours and hours after everyone else went to bed thinking I was seeing things in my closet and down the hallway in the kitchen. I kind of miss it in a weird way bc now I'm afraid of adult things like making ends meet or my husband dying and that's a lot less fun to think about than scary closet monsters

OoooOoo getting fired from mcdonalds what a scary story im literally shitting my britches

Ding Dong and Julian just accidentally mention they sleep with other, good for them.

@creagandubh4411

Жыл бұрын

I miss them.

@zanerobbins3794

Жыл бұрын

When they say that?

@thinguswingus5602

Жыл бұрын

Accident? It’s known they’re a couple.

@CricketBonez

Жыл бұрын

@@thinguswingus5602 i mean this was before they ever fully came out, together that is! It’s their business anyway, my fault for saying such.

best of not having enough content to fill up a boneyplays season

For Chris's story about the ketchup exploding Im pretty sure it must've gotten some bacteria building up from when he had left it open and after he closed it the baceria puffed up the bottle and exploded from the pressure. I've had this happpen with condiments at work a couple times

I like how even the Best Of is for Halloween

Zach saying "He was a huge man, he he literally could have killed me!" Continues to make me believe he's just a creature with a big nose instead of an attractive guy irl

8:53, corey clear your throat, that extra piece of flem completely changed his voice

That shot in the toe is no joke. I almost rip the chair under me apart from clenching so hard. It litterally fires off every pain receptor to numb it.

What about the Nemesis dream or the the Bigfoot dreams. I know there's already dream compilations but handful of these are less "Scary" than those would have been

These dudes really do be considering compilations the second upload of the day for boneyplays.

@El-Burrito

Жыл бұрын

😩

@PALACIO254

Жыл бұрын

And it makes me grind my teeth into dust

@TheFaqvideos

Жыл бұрын

@@PALACIO254 It makes me wanna pull my teeth out and use nail clippers on 'em

6:32 it was Armenian Cory

7:48 That’s the origin of Friday Night Funkin

The idea of Dave looking around for managers like in FNAF at McDonald's is hilarious.

Swallowing too much nugget = A Scary Story? 😱 😂

32:57 Scariest story by far

The crazy taxi story is fucking legendary

How can you have a "Best of Scary Stories" and not include every time Tomar has told a story in gruesome detail about kidnapping and torturing women and children???!!! These stories have been the inspiration behind many movies. More recently "The Black Phone."

@suziebelle3738

Жыл бұрын

well i mean he tells so many of them in each episode hes in that theyve kinda lost their shock factor. plus it would make the video over 15 hours long so thatd be a nightmare to edit and post before october ends

@yasi420

Жыл бұрын

They're too scary to mention I'm still trying to suppress those

When they said two videos a day I was hoping for more in the lines of 2 original videos, instead of a new video and a compilation each day :/

24:15 they also say that bad luck now may save you from worse luck down the line, maybe they were... *gulp*... putting something in the habanero sauce

26:29 his first mistake was assuming a woman would make that post lol

Hell yeah I love u guys

i have a vivid memory about that alien ride at disney with the fucking skeleton and ive never been to disney. so now im actually fucking scared from this video

@KingSolomon1111

Жыл бұрын

It was a memory from the future. You haven't been to Disney yet, but you will eventually. This false memory will create a self fulfilled prophecy where you end up visiting the green skeleton, making the vivid memory into reality.

@iliekgaems2626

Жыл бұрын

@@KingSolomon1111 maybe it was my skeleton and it left my body for a vacation to disney after i passed out for 4 days from a nickleback dance party

Sigh the only second day uploads are reuploads

How did I know that Zach story was gonna be the first one lol

I think this is just best of story telling

"What do you put in a pizza to make people sick?" Eyedrops. I know someone who did that in high school as a joke and the person that he did it to threw up violently about an hour and half later. It only takes a few to make you really sick.

How is a guy getting fired from McDonald's for eating nuggets on the job scary?

@smartfella7914

Жыл бұрын

His manager shoved nuggets and habenero sauce down his pee-hole

It’s just story telling but it’s within spooky month 💀

The ceiling fan hits the couch?..🤔 2:40 “no! I’m a brown!”😂🤣 7:30 so Chris’s parents didn’t see her

I was walking the end

Wait a second thus isn’t Halloween this is just funny stories bruh

the super saiyan pizza delivery guy was ding dong's tyler durden moment where it was actually him doing it to himself & poisoning all his friends subconsciously

Ngl i feel like ending it all daily, but theres a few things that keep me goin. Oney and cast is part of the few reasons

@Corkoth55

Жыл бұрын

best of's tho? damn.

@rubyrotten

Жыл бұрын

Yeeeeah it’s the same situation for me

@El-Burrito

Жыл бұрын

Lmao this is true for too many people

@pass_

Жыл бұрын

always remember bro tip number 80

@Nichtzukennen

Жыл бұрын

When oney ends you end.

26:00 I was on the edge of my seat for that entire story!

@RoachCatJr

3 ай бұрын

dave is so good at telling stories

"what do you put in a pizza to make people sick?" I knew a guy who admitted to sticking his hand in his asscrack and wiped it all around the crust of a pizza before delivering to a house that never tipped.

Julians laugh.

8:04 FNF reference from Dave

Hey guys, a while back I've seen a comp where they talked about this video of a video of a "burned guy" something like that. Anyone knows from which video was that clip taken from?

I like the Mcnugget Habanero sauce story

That mail delivery person saved Ding Dong's life

@co.1157

12 күн бұрын

It was the fan knocking as it was loosening and about to fall

Someone should adapt the Crazy Taxi story into a short film. It’d make a good thriller.

@totallynoteverything1.

2 ай бұрын

the old guy should have a jabroni voice too and should say "this is going to be crazy"

31:22 LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON IVE EVER HEARD RELATE TO THIS FEAR HOLY FUCK, that show scared me so bad 😭

@danielvasquez1763

Ай бұрын

I definitely cried and caused a scene because I was a lil guy

Why are there so many Armenian men in their universe?

@smileydog5941

Жыл бұрын

I think Chris lives around LA/Burbank/Glendale area where there is a sizable Armenian population. Still funny though lol