Only Andrian Pimento could snort Cocaine thrice in front of two detectives and a NYPD captain with such confidence.

@edekiller197

4 жыл бұрын

He snorted 3 times

@ITSFRICKENADAM

4 жыл бұрын

3 fucking times asshole

@asiantiger50

4 жыл бұрын

@@ITSFRICKENADAM imagine unnecessarily being rude

@rxbel11

4 жыл бұрын

A 😂 omg your dumb as fuck he said thrice it’s a way of saying 3 you fucking preppy

@oddball3039

4 жыл бұрын

@@rxbel11 if this is a joke you got me, but the original comment is edited

*knife held to Jake's throat* Terry's immediate thought: Don't be a DUM DUM!

@Jimothyjohns

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Garsson that’s what happens when you have kids

@babe6835

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb Messinger Rosa says that all the time 😂

@punishercastle5487

4 жыл бұрын

And somehow he kinda still sounded and looked like a badass. Am I crazy?

@sweetlifemoderato5397

4 жыл бұрын

And Gina just chilling on her phone

@punishercastle5487

4 жыл бұрын

dd awsome exactly. Idk if it’s more impressive on the writers part or Terry Crews’ part lol

Him hiding in nikolaj’s closet was the best hahahahaha

@marcelobertoni2967

4 жыл бұрын

"Nikolaj"

@jordimelis4463

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually "Nikolaj"

@22gjreyes

4 жыл бұрын

Say it right guys. It's "Nikolaj"

@thoooma7129

4 жыл бұрын

****nikolaj

@Soulrapier1

4 жыл бұрын

nikolaj! no nikolaj

"No. That was embarrassing for you. A bond has been made" I love this man.

@toneytorado5520

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@camnunes8847

2 жыл бұрын

Pimento is sort of like a Teddy bear, but it can maul you like an actual bear

@skeltonslay8er781

2 жыл бұрын

@@camnunes8847 a teddy bear with a bunch of razor blades sticking out of it?

@mandreadfg

8 ай бұрын

The cyborg or jacket full of weapons line is hilarious

@desireeslb9958

6 ай бұрын

kkkkjkkk​@@skeltonslay8er781jjjjj

"His Brain leaked out his eyes like he was crying his own mind" Genius 😂😂

@OvSpP

4 жыл бұрын

Mind Cryer, coming this summer to NBC.

@jdhill770

4 жыл бұрын

"My goodness."

how did you not name this 'pimentos momentos'

@smoovegutierrez541

4 жыл бұрын

Protect this human all costs

@MegaBYSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@smoovegutierrez541 loooool

@MegaBYSON

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@dalcowfan22

4 жыл бұрын

You have won KZread

@Anzy.99

4 жыл бұрын

if they don't rename it after this comment they are fricking dildos

I just love terry’s reactions to Rosa and pimento’s sexual tension. It’s hilarious

@JackieMReacts

4 жыл бұрын

that's how I react to ALL sexual tension!!!

@chentaoji8637

4 жыл бұрын

Terry's reactions was actually the audience's reaction

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby

4 жыл бұрын

My reactions were Pimento’s reactions. 😂😂😂

@dishadham9565

3 жыл бұрын

Can't even get a cup of coffee!

@divelea

3 жыл бұрын

I love Terry the dork 🥰

This man needs his own spin-off. Or at least a limited series.

@davidreal1031

4 жыл бұрын

Jade Nguyen You should see him in the show the legue as Raffy

@Starach

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he basically had a cameo in Bad Grampa XD

@JoshDUDEization

4 жыл бұрын

I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT

@stevehagen9804

4 жыл бұрын

He’s the link between Brooklyn 99 and John Wick. Becoming Mr. Tick Tock is just the natural progression

@nangke

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Mantzoukas is also in The Good Place (from season 2 onwards).

Adrian pimento: worlds greatest chaotic neutral

@user-mh9dx7nz2r

4 жыл бұрын

*Chaotic Neutral.

@Vlugazoide

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...he' definitely a force of pure chaos, not a chaotic good

@CarBroke.PhoneYes

3 жыл бұрын

He is chaotic lawful

@pigglesgoomshby7249

3 жыл бұрын

Most if not all of Jason Mantzoukas roles are chaotic

I know its a short scene but I love everyones reactions when Pimento pulls the knife on Jake. Boyle reaches for his weapon, BUT doesn't pull it out. Holding his hands out in a placating gesture. Doing his best to stop and calm the situation without resorting to any sort of violence. Sarge and Rosa on the other hand immediately recognize the threat, see Jake in a possible fatal situation, and instantly pull out their weapons and train it on Pimento. Neither shoot their weapons, but both demand he lowers the knife and you know that if he moves in any wrong way they are blasting him straight to hell. Every other nameless cop does the same as Rosa and Sarge, but they keep back watching from the sideline and covering any blind spots, also voicing to stand down. Holt calmly walks out of his office. Raises his voice instantly setting a commanding tone and enforcing silence in order to explain the situation and save both Jake and Pimento. Gina is just on her phone because she knows who Pimento is, because Holt told her, and she didn't tell anyone else. Because she's Gina and shes literally the worst. And she knows that Holt will stop any hostilities and Jake will be fine. Jake is the most surprising because he is completely calm. He's startled but doesn't make any moves to free himself because he knows the danger he's in and is thinking a mile a minute before he actually talks. Its a near perfect scene where you get all of the characters personalities in 5 seconds.

@WarioLandIV

4 жыл бұрын

I'd also like to point out that sarge uses a combination of the way you deal with a criminal AND the way you deal with a child, having the physical actions of pointing his gun, but saying "Don't be a dumb dumb" like he's addressing a kid. Just like how he's physically imposing but very caring and calm

@travelingspartan2035

4 жыл бұрын

None of these responses are technically wrong in this situation despite the differences, either, just reflective of the roles they fill in the cast and as part of the 99. Everyone has a different logic for how best to handle shit suddenly going down that's probably worked in a bunch of other such incidents.

@benjaminkingsley-jones7832

4 жыл бұрын

craxnor In my opinion, Jake’s reaction is normal for him, as throughout the series the only times I can really remember him reacting suddenly is with Terry, the rest of the time (be it a gun, a knife, or just several people throat punching him) he keeps his cool and reacts calmly and cleverly in order to solve the situation in a similar way to Boyle - little to no violence. The only time we see him start overreacting or bringing in any unnecessary violence is when he doesn’t think the situation is serious (for instance, he’s never shot, nor killed someone as a police officer - which we can tell because the last time he had therapy was when he was a child, and shooting/killing in a police force leads to mandatory therapy sessions before you’re allowed back in the field. Contrast this with the federal hostage training seminar, in which he paintballs every person on sight.)

@aviezerscop401

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone's so good at analyzing I'm just wondering why they pulled out their guns cuz I assumed Pimento was good but nuts.

@benjaminkingsley-jones7832

4 жыл бұрын

Z-star * Regardless of what their instincts on pimento were, he pulled a knife on their friend.

“A convicted pervert asked me if you guys could cool it” 5:50 hahahaha

@416RG

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody talks about that line its hilarious 🤣

@mariperez5214

2 жыл бұрын

Whoever wrote that was a genius 😂

"Actually, I have a very funny story about keeping my eyes moist!" Proceeds to beat mans head in with crazed eyes

@gr8jason806

4 жыл бұрын

That’s why it’s FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

@saskruffriders8234

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe how dark and funny that entire 5 seconds was.

"It's march man, shut up!!" 😂 Terry's reaction to Rosa's and Pimento's weird interactions get me every damn time!

@jcout25

4 жыл бұрын

That was a reaction to Hitchcock and Scully saying "Summer of love, baby".

@katiebonser9712

3 жыл бұрын

Hitchcock and Scully don't mind, because they're a Hitchcock and a Scully.

I like how even when Terry is serious he tells pimento “don’t be a dumb dumb” like he’s talking to one of his kids

Adrian: "If I were there to kill him he would have never known I was there." Charles: "A thing you told him several times!" Adrian *gestures to everyone like he should be relate-able*

@Soulrapier1

3 жыл бұрын

Such a rich childhood

@IfIHadMyTimeAgain

3 жыл бұрын

*relatable

@Beast_Lee

3 жыл бұрын

@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain my phone auto corrected and I figured it wasn't a big deal

@IfIHadMyTimeAgain

3 жыл бұрын

Beast Lee been there

@carter2.005

3 жыл бұрын

And then Jake just says Nikolaj is living such a rich childhood

"Ah, Vitamin B: The second best vitamin." Oh Jake.....

@Noon3rs

4 жыл бұрын

The FIRST best are Flintstones gummies.

@Gerryo52

3 жыл бұрын

@@seancasey6472 Yeah, but with Jake's character he thinks Vitamin A is the best vitamin because the letter A lol

@SarathKumar-bp2go

Жыл бұрын

I started wheezing when he said that XD

Pimento doing the coke had me rolling, “whoa!! I got so much that time.” Holt, Peralta and Diaz deadpanning it makes it even funnier.

love how in the first scene Gina doesn't even react she just keeps on her phone

@klillym1461

4 жыл бұрын

She already knew, Holt told her.

@ashleyshagenburgal1041

4 жыл бұрын

Cause she’s a rascal

@isabellasopo3555

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because she trusts her precinct to handle it

I love how he admits to having a taste for human tongues in front of everyone and they don’t even acknowledge it

i give this guy mad props for playing the same character for years and continually getting work

@eldon2694

3 жыл бұрын

POWERFUL dankwrasslin experience he probably learned from Adam Sandler

Pimento and Rosa's sexual tension scenes were the best of the best and I watch them over and over again lmao

@benabraham3973

4 жыл бұрын

yup they should have stuck up with that couple... instead of doubling down on the wokeness and turning her into a Bi... Now she only dates chicks it seems (inspite of the term being 'Bi')...

@user-gk6wy2vl2r

4 жыл бұрын

Dr.Ben Abraham oh my

@user-gk6wy2vl2r

4 жыл бұрын

her actress is bi that’s why they worked it in

@benabraham3973

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-gk6wy2vl2r maybe so... dont get me wrong, im alright with diversity and inclusion as long as they feel organic... hell, Captain Holt is one of my favourite characters in TV of all time (BTW, Andre Braugher is straight in real life and im curious why they didnt 'work that in'... oo i know, because its called acting)... All im saying is that Rosa's change midway at that point felt forced...

@user-gk6wy2vl2r

4 жыл бұрын

Dr.Ben Abraham does that completely change the flow of the full show ? does that make it unenjoyable ?

i love how he technically doesn't fit with the comedic tone of B99, but the jarring difference is played for laughs for some sweet sweet black comedy

Knowing that he's going to play Dionysus in the new Percy Jackson series heals my soul in ways you cannot imagine

I miss Adrian. I kinda wish they gave him his own arc of getting help for his obvious PTSD, especially since the series hasn't shied away from tackling other more serious issues. Yes, some of his funniest moments are very dark but B99 has always been able to make light out of even the darkest situations with aplomb. Hope he comes back for another stint.

@Gaby-fb7gh

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@Jimothyjohns

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they did talk about him taking medication to help him forget

@vicentecastillo8352

3 жыл бұрын

He also has brain damaged by his memory lost

@ComicCrossing

3 жыл бұрын

@@vicentecastillo8352 The medication was given to him by the Doctor who was trying to make him forget the affair he discovered as a PI. I dont think he had actual brain damage.

@trla6505

2 жыл бұрын

The "I deserve that " line always stick with me, like he is a good guy that has done a lot of terrible things and believes he deserves to be punish

Missed my favorite Pimento Line. "I lied, walking sucks, and Maryland, is a giant pile of garbage."

@rissahagemann9670

3 жыл бұрын

It is I'm from there

0:20. "Don't be a dum dum". Classic Terry!

'...they tortured us, made me eat my co-pilots tongue. Oof, now I've got a taste for it' 😂😂😂😂

After much consideration, I've decided Pimento is my favorite recurring character. Doug Judy is a very close second.

@Morris2182

2 жыл бұрын

I could not agree more

Just when you think a person can't be any more crazier, Pimento always delivers.

God I miss Rosa and Pimento being a couple. Wildest chaotic energy in fiction history

This could include clips of derek from the good place and I would never know the difference.

@calliejohnston9489

4 жыл бұрын

Doge 512 MAXIMUM DEREK!

@TeamSukiyo

4 жыл бұрын

What a derek idea

@jordimelis4463

4 жыл бұрын

He also plays a very similar character in The League

@nuclear_wizard

4 жыл бұрын

Dude does have a...very interesting typecast, doesn't he?

@jordimelis4463

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuclear_wizard Incredibly specific, but I ain't complaining

I don't know how I didn't notice this before, but after Rosa says she wouldn't bone Gizmo, Jake says he would under his breath.

@unfortunateanchor1717

3 жыл бұрын

Jake is so bi

@jimmysullivan6054

3 жыл бұрын

Dude..

@Aedon__

Жыл бұрын

Where and wich episode is that😭

"Loosen up Sarge... Summer of love baby" "It's March, shut up" 😂😂😂😂

This actor is in every sitcom

@titsarmageddon

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Mantzoukas

@hoangnguyen3268

4 жыл бұрын

And John wick, the dictator

@stephenryan1912

3 жыл бұрын

You should check out the podcast called How Did This Get Made. He's hilarious on it.

@nthgth

3 жыл бұрын

I only wish

@AttilatheThrilla

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not in It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia .. The best sitcom of them all

This character better return soon. Even better, in a episode with Doug Judy

@ianstephenson9721

4 жыл бұрын

He was in the S7 trailer

@camnunes8847

4 жыл бұрын

Okay take Jake, plus Doug, and Adrian all in one team. Best idea ever

@mrghostmanghost5595

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget caleb...

@emmaray6215

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrghostmanghost5595, the cannibal?

@mrghostmanghost5595

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmaray6215 yep...

PIMENTO DOING COCAINE IN FRONT OF HOLT IM SCREAMING

Pimento seriously needs his own spin off about his weird ass life and shenanigans

the best thing about rosa and pimento’s flirting was terry having to witness it all 🤣🤣

"Well I'm not gonna bone Gizmo!" Golden Globe Winner *Great*

*8:19* *His face* 😂😂😂

@nile.3219

4 жыл бұрын

lol that cracked me up 😂😂😂

@CalixtoErico

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahhaahah

4:47 Me walking into the kitchen to get a snack, but catching my sister flirting with her boyfriend instead.

Pimento is the best character and I still haven't forgiven Rosa for dumping him. 🎵🎶ROSA ROSA ROSA ROOSSAAA🎶🎵

I wish Pimento was a permanent character or had his own show with him as a P.I.

"A convocted pervert asked if you could cool it!" lmao

8:21 his reaction when he saw the drug is hilarious

Every one of his scenes is hillarious.

Nuclear Nadal from 'The Dictator'

@pranavrao2188

4 жыл бұрын

Supah observations

@Rytonic69

4 жыл бұрын

Wait.... Oh my God!

@kuya3743

3 жыл бұрын

Noooo

Love how in the first scene everyone is guns drawn and there is Gina in the background on her phone 😂😂😂

I literally laughed so hard I cried at the closet reveal.

@evanblake5252

2 жыл бұрын

Best part about that scene is how Pimento doesn't even seem to register it for a couple seconds, and then joins in screaming.

I can't believe this man is gonna play Dionysos/Mr. D in the percy jackson show

'anyone wanna listen to Jamiriquai right now?' 😂

@nathanlewis8036

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I do

I love how Holt just casually ignores his very obvious declaration of cannibalism and his newfound taste for human flesh with a nice and casual "It's good to have you back." Is it? Is it, Holt?! The man has a taste for human flesh and the first place he went is into a child's closet and no one is even slightly concerned?! Holt is much more concerned with the hug duration than him "hinting" that he would like to eat him... jesus man. What will it take?! He attempts murder on your detectives many times, does cocaine, assaults people, and now he might eat someone. Literally what can't Pimento casually get away with?!

Love how Gina stayed on her phone while he had a knife to Jakes

@mightbeahumanmaybe247

3 жыл бұрын

Cause she knows who he is. Holt probably told her to tell the team and didn't for that exact situation. Overanalising the scene and repeating other comments but I love the on point character writing.

@tonycee1670

3 жыл бұрын

mightbeahuman ,maybe might be true

@isabellasopo3555

3 жыл бұрын

My guess is she trusts the precinct to take care of the situation, trusts they’ll save jake, and she probably doesn’t think that pimento is that big of a threat because holt told her about his being a detective

@tonycee1670

3 жыл бұрын

Isabella Sopo I mean that a better guess them mine 😂

My favorite moment 7:07 "Hey Chuck its me Pimento"

0:21 I love how gina is still relax even jake is nearly killed

I miss him and Rosa together. I hope her next GF is as cooky as him.

@ianstephenson9721

4 жыл бұрын

I really don't like her current GF

@Warvvolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@ianstephenson9721 Right! How do you go from a Zouks to an Ellen?

@ianstephenson9721

4 жыл бұрын

@@Warvvolf It doesn't fit her personality at all. She said once that she's only attracted to creeps.

@Warvvolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@ianstephenson9721 Maybe she's meant creep men. Or maybe she's a creepy Ellen and we just haven't seen that side of her yet.

@shona5512

4 жыл бұрын

@@ianstephenson9721 It's called Character progression, and Brooklyn Nine Nine is one of those shows that does progression better than damn near every other show out there.

Caption Holt: "One bag of primo blow" Adrian: 👁👄👁

Why is literally everything on this show so funny? Too many great characters.

PERFECT MR. D CASTING!! cant wait

"I'm not gonna bone Gizmo!" "Well, I would..." Only B99.

Terry: Don’t be a dumdum My mind: lollipops.

How is it that Pimento does so many illegal stuff, but no one does anything about it?

@tomasmateus17

4 жыл бұрын

Always wondered that

@chriswheeler155

4 жыл бұрын

Because he’s undercover...

@zaanredelinghuys191

4 жыл бұрын

@@chriswheeler155 For some of the stuff yes. But he wasn't undercover when he was snorting cocaine in front of 3 other cops one of which is a captain.

@davecullins1606

4 жыл бұрын

His experience as an undercover agent is so huge that they just can't afford to lose him as an asset and agent.

@enjoi62137

4 жыл бұрын

Because if they did, there wouldn't be any humor...

Terry's "dont be a dumb dumb" (20secs) had me laughing so loud

The scene where pimento says “I’m just going to go in this bank and well see what happens” is honestly such an underrated hilarious scene

I want there to be an episode where it shows pimemto before he went undercover 🤔

@mightbeahumanmaybe247

3 жыл бұрын

So do I random person I've never met. So do i

@isabellasopo3555

3 жыл бұрын

And pimento’s super happy and cheerful and an overall optimistic guy and then... :( :D

So this is basically just every line he has said in the hole show

Need more of him. Can't believe he didn't appear in a single episode last season.

1) Him and Rosa are great 2) I need someone to call me their little perogie

Pimento has been in the show WAY longer than 10 minutes.

Terry's reaction to Rosa & Pimento b/c we all deserve it 4:42 5:04 5:22 5:40 6:12

Love when terry says dont be a dum dum in such a situation

Pimento's expression @ 8:19

"hey Chuck, it's Pimento" That scream was epic!

I was waiting for “Look me in the eyes ... like the bear did”

0:21 There is a knife being held to her childhood friends throats and Gina is still on her phone

@eryvac0074

3 жыл бұрын

No, she pulled out her phone to take pictures

Rosa and Pimento was the best ship. I wished they kept them together

@Excalibur01

2 жыл бұрын

@Romanogers4ever They wanted to push her bisexuality which ended up being more boring than her relationship with Pimento

Dead in the eyes "Feels good again to trust brother"

How can you not love this guy, he's so perfect in this show.

"WHO'S ADRIAN? YEAH! ALRIGHT!" I don't know why that line just makes me die every single time.

Terry is so wholesome! In a serious life or death situation... "Don't be a dum-dum!"

Gina on her phone while Jake being held with a knife by Pimento. 😂😂😂

8:20 Those eyes 😂

“Oookay I’m just gonna move this from your nose holes” Only Jake would say nose holes lmao

4:52 Terry's reaction is the best part of that scene

@jonathan_420

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Legend says that Adrian later became the CEO of a perfume company known as Dennis Feinstein... Oh and he has a employee named Eddie who keeps his crossbow.

Jason Mantzoukas is such a great comedic actor and voice actor as he voices one of my favourite characters in Big Mouth and also some good voices in Invincible, Agent Elvis, Housebroken and many others

I'm 1 min 33 secs in and he's already my #1 favorite. Dark humor is best humor.

Pimento looking at crack makes me laugh

Pimento literally snorting coke infront of 2 defectives and a frickin captain , with he himself being a cop😂😂😂

"God, Nicolai's having SUCH a rich childhood..." lol

I hope they bring him back in S7

@MBrix-up2wi

4 жыл бұрын

They do. He's in the trailer.

wow another best of pimento and gotta make sure to hit that 10 min mark

7:00 honestly this is my favorite bit

“Ya well I’m not gonna blow Gizmo” 😂😂😂😂

@rhyswilliams1998

4 жыл бұрын

Sgtturtle22 *bone

@Sgtturtle22

4 жыл бұрын

Oh that makes it funnier “BONE!!!!!!!”

@scoobis7208

4 жыл бұрын

Then Jake just whispers I would

1:05 😂😂😂😂

Missing the two best moments! "Yeah Dino, get in here so you can watch me light your house on fire!!!" and the three cutaways when Rosa was tailing him saying he was doing normal things (swinging a sword while screaming, getting punched sparring while screaming, and playing hopscotch while screaming) XD

All comedy aside, the actor who plays adrian did an amazing job portraying someone with PTSD.

This man needs to be cast as a series regular.

Finally !!! More Adrian clips please!

*Rosamento was hawt.* Fight me.