I ain’t saying nothing!

@Its_Charlie_Young

2 жыл бұрын

But what do I tell the doctor?

@newguy6491

2 жыл бұрын

@@Its_Charlie_Young tell'im to go suck a lemon.🔫😑

@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274

2 жыл бұрын

He ain't saying nothing

@el-kiote

2 жыл бұрын

Then i ain't telling you nothin'!

@GunnyNinja

2 жыл бұрын

You talk too much...

“Johnny tight lips do you see the shooter?” “I see a lot of things” 😂😂

@HDX_47

5 жыл бұрын

"You know, you could be a little more helpful"

@yoshi9538

4 жыл бұрын

*eyes dart left and right*

@Menaceblue3

4 жыл бұрын

So Johnny tight lips, how's your mother? Who says I have a mother? 🤐

@Sapizanza

4 жыл бұрын

What a fat insult

@blackshadow-ps3fx

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this is exactly why they keep the squealer.

"Which scene with Johny Tightlips is your favorite?" "I ain't saying nothing"

@gregmartin1757

4 жыл бұрын

Who said I seen a scene? Maybe I did maybe I didn't.

@Tellos

4 жыл бұрын

I got some favorties but I aint saying.

@sweatysocks8214

3 жыл бұрын

Who said I like Johnny Tightlips? Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I don't know, who knows honestly?

@maxacorn

3 жыл бұрын

who's to say johnny tightlips is even real? i ain't see'em.

@TyroClint

3 жыл бұрын

Ah jeez, who said I had a favourite?

0:40 “Johnny Tightlips Where they hit ya?” “I ain’t saying Nothin” “What do I tell the Doctor?” “Tell him to suck a Lemon” 😂😂😂😂😂

@13thvarebel16

Жыл бұрын

Best one IMO 😂😂😂

@emptank

Жыл бұрын

One of the guys shot up in the valentine's day massacre lived long enough to be taken to the hospital. When the police interviewed him he held to the code of silence denying that anything illegal had happened to him even as he died from several dozen machine gun bullet wounds. Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.

@02brother

Жыл бұрын

My favourite quote, right after "go f*** yourself"

@Crafty_Spirit

9 ай бұрын

The Mafia shoots a porn movie at Homer´s house, and Johny Tightlips gives away its title "Lemony lick it"

His granny could've let the tow-truck guys know she was in there. But she wasn't sayin' nothin'.

@The_Kevinist

4 жыл бұрын

Blah D. Blah ha

@Losrandir

4 жыл бұрын

Aww, even Johnny broke when his granny was towed. I bet granny's gonna whoop Johnny's ass for that. Not for the towing, but for the squealing.

@hellfighter496

4 жыл бұрын

@@Losrandir Granny tightlips: what did I tell you about squealing?! *said while smacking Johnny around*

@ryanphoenix3205

4 жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT EVER! -Phoenix Comic Book Guy: "AHEM!" Me: "THAT'S PARODY ON WORDS COMIC BOOK GUY!, YOU DON'T OWN THAT!" Comic Book Guy: "Worst, comeback EVER!" -Comic book guy Me: "actually, I'm writing it so..." -Phoenix Comic Book Guy :"Doh!" Homer: "HEY shut up!" -Homer Simpson

@ryanphoenix3205

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellfighter496 is that a trick question? Because if Johnny says "but granny, you ain't tell me nuttin'" Or would tight lips reply "I ain't sayin nuttin'" ?

Its funny the fact that his birthname is Giovanni Silencio

@fungusman9726

4 жыл бұрын

Jizn Vizn and the bully ‘Dolph’s’ real name is Dolphin Starbeam

@leo7650

4 жыл бұрын

Jizn Vizn “Silencio” just mean “silent” in spanish. That’s actually an error because all the Springfield’s mafia is from Italy and in italian silent is spelled “Silenzio” with the “Z”. That was probably made because the word silenzio would have been hard to be pronunciated if you don’t know any italian

@muniz27

4 жыл бұрын

@@leo7650 or maybe the guy at the TV station spelled it wrong lol

@MzuMzu-nx1em

4 жыл бұрын

That word isn't Italian, silenzio is a different world .

@leo7650

4 жыл бұрын

@@MzuMzu-nx1em I'm from Italy... It is an italian word 100%. I don't know if it use even in the english dictionary but it can be because it actually came from the latin silentium and a lot of English words came from Latin (data, media, video...)

He was shot twice, had his own property, life, and family members threatened, and through it all still never spilled. What a legend.

@EndOfSmallSanctuary97

9 ай бұрын

@@viktorm3840Not a fuckin' peep

@cheegus4160

5 ай бұрын

@@viktorm3840I compromised

It's ironic that the only reason they even had Johnny tightlips in consideration for being the person who squealed is because Johnny absolutely refused to say anything, even to vindicate himself. The man wouldn't even say he didn't do it. 😮 😅

@callmemoxxie

2 ай бұрын

His biggest weakness is bullets and batman.

I like Simpsons compilations like this, because while you see the Animation quality gradually improve, you see the comedy slowly degrade

@parappatheconstipatedmaggo209

5 жыл бұрын

true :)

@pczplughead

5 жыл бұрын

@@parappatheconstipatedmaggo209 You can see the entire problem with the Simpsons now in this video - he goes from very quick soundbites to that lengthy restaurant thing, which should have been a snappy few seconds in length, but instead went on and on. They'd never have kept that in the best years as the whole show was just joke after joke squashed in. Now they bloat the jokes so much to fill up the time.

@meangene408

5 жыл бұрын

I think the Simpsons ironically mimicked the Poochy Episode.

@ironroad18

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the Simpsons really went downhill once the seasons got up past 11. Now it is just non-sense that passes time. Same thing happened to Family Guy. Both shows went on a political agenda, lost their edge, and got horrible writing.

@pacolatte6933

4 жыл бұрын

T_T it hurts because its true

“You are a hybrid half idiot half moron.” Omg that one absolutely slayed me. 😂

@donnymoney4222

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO i thought he said "half guinea half moron"

@christreborn95

3 жыл бұрын

Donny Money I mean, it would be an insulting way to imply Louie’s heritage if he is actually Italian!

@woocifer

Жыл бұрын

@@christreborn95 :|

@gorginhanson

Жыл бұрын

piss poor joke. The early stuff was magnitudes better.

@ornelasjorge9102

Жыл бұрын

"Wow wow where did that come from"

He lost his tan over the years.

@ronytheronin7439

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis P Maybe it’s maybelline, maybe it isn’t. He’ll never tell.

@michaelmartin9022

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe I bin to a tannin' salon, maybe I ain't.

@predetor911

4 жыл бұрын

Woah woah who says it was tan?

@MinusTheRogue

3 жыл бұрын

Could be, but he ain’t saying nothin’!

@TyroClint

3 жыл бұрын

Smithers used to be black with blue hair

"tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now" *"Theres a great one, but you'll never get it out of me"*

@wakandawildman2043

4 жыл бұрын

No lie that's the coldest way to go out

@Yomasi

4 жыл бұрын

Probably one of the best modern simpson jokes

@dmwanderer9454

4 жыл бұрын

Me vs The school shooter

@dmwanderer9454

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yomasi Looks like I have to explain the joke. You see, the joke I made was poking fun at my high functioning depression . Because of this, my will to live is at a minimum. So when I say "Me vs The school shooter" it's meant to insinuate that I indeed desire death and therefore do not wish to give a reason for said shooter to spare me.

@wakandawildman2043

4 жыл бұрын

@Buddy lmao

Johnny TightLips was my favourite character on the show. I wish they'd done more with him.

@markmcelroy1872

2 жыл бұрын

Granny Tightlips never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

@ImpendingRiot83

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but honestly I’m still satisfied with how the Johnny Egg plotline they went with instead turned out.

@sethiddings7293

Жыл бұрын

They tried to get Him more lines but.... well you know

@Fullmetal85

Жыл бұрын

For me is Lionel Hutz. You don't want that man to defend you in court. 😂

@testickles

Жыл бұрын

@@sethiddings7293 Whateva happened there?

that man is a loyal

@unstoppableExodia

4 жыл бұрын

Loyal to a fault

@josephbartholomew

4 жыл бұрын

He's not loyal, he doesn't even tell his own people anything.

@unstoppableExodia

4 жыл бұрын

Loyal to the cause, even if it's at his expense

@Hellwyck

4 жыл бұрын

a loyal... what?

@jakefitzgerald8603

4 жыл бұрын

Loyle to his capo

I'm sad that they got rid of his tan. Gave him a bit of distinction in the group and made him have that sicilian thing going.

@chenzenzo

2 жыл бұрын

As a Sicilian, I agree. Or maybe I don't. You can't prove nothin'. I was in Boca the whole time.

@orelez1518

2 жыл бұрын

@@chenzenzo who says you where in Boca?

@Nantosuelta

2 жыл бұрын

@@orelez1518 nobody...

@danielwaugh2215

2 жыл бұрын

Inside response would be “woah, hey, who said I had a tan.”

Ahh He snitched on his Granny's whereabouts!

@monkekun3033

4 жыл бұрын

You didn't hear nothin

@GenGamesUniverse

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't say nothin', so go suck a lemon! :P

@youwanagethi

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh-wee, who says he has a granny?

@iliadnetfear2586

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody said nuthin'!

@Sam_T1021

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he did, or maybe he didn't, but you didn't hear it, or maybe you did

That last one felt more like a Family Guy joke in how it was paced and framed.

@thekingoffailure9967

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly how I felt

@potato1341

3 жыл бұрын

It definitely felt dragged out. Earlier Simpsons probably woulda had him say "I ain't saying anything to you" after he gets told his car is towed, followed by the chase. Scene probably would've been about 1/3 the time and been funnier.

@cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902

3 жыл бұрын

tfw you suddenly realise the problem with new Simpsons (and with Family Guy) is that they stretch every joke out. I was watching another clip just now - from season 8 - where there were two gags almost overlapping cause the writers had so many to fit into each episode.

@FrankieWithAY

3 жыл бұрын

Its sad because it had potential to be funny

@Hilts931

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought, too! Old simpsons would have had him say, ‘I ain’t sayin nothin’ then a pause with a truck driving by with the car in the back of it, without a reaction.

"What should I tell the doctor?" "Tell im to suck a lemon!" 🤣

Johnny Tightlips is based on real life gangster Frank “Tight Lips” Gusenberg who was shot 14 times in The St Valentine’s Day Massacre. When asked who shot him, his dying words were “Nobody shot me.”

@valar_dohaeris7387

4 ай бұрын

Count Dankula gang?

I love how even smaller characters like Johnny Tight Lips have their own shinning moments

@butareyoureally1868

Жыл бұрын

You mean "shining."

@JJ-qo7th

Жыл бұрын

@@butareyoureally1868 SH!!! You wanna get suuued?

@joeywaters5559

8 ай бұрын

​@@butareyoureally1868You want to get sued?

"Hey Johnny Tightlips. You should come to my birthday party. There will be women, wine, Batman, and ...." "Batman!!! I ain't messing with no Cape Crusader!!" Runs to the hills

“Tell him to go suck a lemon” That part got me 😂

"Hey, my granny's in there!" "Oh, sorry mister, I didn't see your grandma in there." "Hey hey hey, who told you I got a granny?"

@MarcioSilva-fk1hq

4 жыл бұрын

"you . squealed ."

@hellfighter496

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarcioSilva-fk1hq granny tightlips: *hears that he squealed* did you learn nothing from the last time you squealed?! *begins beating Johnny*

@sweatysocks8214

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellfighter496 Johnny Tightlips: "maybe I did maybe I didn't "

@inevitablelyagitated1839

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

This is the most underrated character ever. So hilarious!

@oz_jones

9 ай бұрын

Maybe he is, maybe he isnt.

"Give me one reason why i shouldnt kill you right now" "Theres a great one, but youll never get it outta me!"

"Tell him to suck a lemon" always gets me! 😂 That and "Oh wee, who says I got a mother".

Someone has been squealing. We've narrowed it down to Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer

@sockworldofdoom

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly still think Tightlips did it

@jayychosen4507

4 жыл бұрын

No one: Frankie the Squealer: “hey, did you know Fat Tony’s real name is Marion?” Louie: “You just don’t get it do ya?”

@somedudewatchintv5297

4 жыл бұрын

How is the Squealer still alive?

@nickmalachai2227

4 жыл бұрын

I still say Johnny Tight Lips was only a suspect because he refused to say if he was a squealer or not

@DoctorSmashman

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickmalachai2227 Maybe I am, maybe I ain't.

His swagger in the first scene always cracked me up

0:02 Christopher, Silvio, and Paulie

One of the most underrated Simpson’s characters.

"I see a lot of things" lmao

“Cassidy’s a girls name now..??” 😂😂

"Cassidy is crying." "Hope you feel proud of yourself." "Quesadilla is a girl's name now?" 😂

'Can you see the shooter'. 'I see a lot of things' 'You know, you could be a little more helpful' 😀

I love that Johnny Tightlips' proper name is Giovanni Silencio. That's brilliant. Joe Mantegna must've suggested that

@donnyannessa654

11 ай бұрын

except it should be spelt Silenzio

He's not the kinda character you can over-use. I'm glad he appeared on only a handful of scenes, so whenever you see him it stays funny.

Johnny Tight Lips is truly the voice of a generation.

I’ve never noticed but the guys Johnny tight lips walks up at the beginning are the crew from the Sopranos

@brian27610

4 жыл бұрын

you must've been at the top of your clalss

@Vijay-1111

4 жыл бұрын

Fat Tony's car in the batman scene is also the same as Tony's Suburban

Do you see the shooter I see a lotta things That kills me every time

1:37 in Italian, it's "Silenzio".

Frank Gusenberg, the basis for Johnny, was not known as Tight Lips during his life. The name was only applied retroactively, purely because he denied being shot despite having been riddled with bullets.

"who says I have a mother" "hey my granny is in there"

@goodguyshuckle9270

3 жыл бұрын

Adopted? Whose to say

“You know, you could be a little more helpful” true words spoken

“There’s a great one BUT YOULL NEVER GET IT OUTTA ME” Lmao

Love that license plate ZERO2SAY 🔥🔥

Johnny tightlips is reverse flanderization. Instead on trait becoming more absurdly quiet over time, he becomes more talkative as seasons progress.

"I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer" "we've narrowed it down to either; Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer" "Ok, it's me. I can't help it! I just like squealin'!" Love that one.

1:03 XD THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!! HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?!?!?!

@Wells13555

4 жыл бұрын

I know it's so good!

@inevitablelyagitated1839

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

0:45 Best thing I’ve ever seen Johnny Tightlips in🤣🤣🤣

"I see a lot of things...."

"Johnny Tightlips. Where do you wanna go for dinner?" "I ain't sayin nothin"

Batman is the only one that can make him talk

@PaceFilmsProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Batman doesn’t stand a chance.

@efrainrodriguez1324

3 жыл бұрын

Joker: "Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know squealers when I see them, and..."

@jreese7436

3 жыл бұрын

They look like Frankie The Squealer.

@jimbomclimbo7467

2 жыл бұрын

@Reality oh bummer

@gorginhanson

Жыл бұрын

only on tuesday

"Maybe it is, maybe i am, maybe you did or maybe its not and im not and you didnt. But you didnt hear this, that or the other thing.... or maybe you did."

@BmanTheChamp

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey, my granny's in there!"

@nickymirks2671

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 nice profile pic btw.

@rockstopsthetraffic

4 жыл бұрын

I disliked the newer scenes because they removed the stoicism from his character. Made him another "Italian buffoon".

Johnny Tightlips is one of the best bit characters in The Simpsons.

He rarely speaks but when he does its always funny

"oh Johnny tightlips, where did they hit you?" "I ain't saying nothing" 😂😂

Johnny tightlips is my spirit animal.

Johnny Tightlips had the makings of a varsity athlete.

@stoutjudas9868

2 жыл бұрын

Go shit in your hat 🎩

@wailnshred

Жыл бұрын

It's very cinematic.

I was putting together a puzzle that had every Simpsons character on it. And all I could think when I saw Johnny Tightlips was his voice "tell him to go suck a lemon,".

My spirit animal

i would watch a whole show with just the simpsons mobsters LOOL

lol i love him. So bad that he hasn’t more scenes

@cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902

5 жыл бұрын

Nah I like that he only comes up occasionally. Stops the character from becoming boring through overuse.

I like how the mobsters in The Simpsons live up to their nicknames.

01:40 License plate "0 2say" That's hilarious

@gorginhanson

Жыл бұрын

Is it though. IS IT

@stevelovesgod

Жыл бұрын

@@gorginhanson Zero to say from johnny tight lips., YES., hilarious

I heard his sister Jenny Tight Lips is a lot of fun.

@redsatoshiketchum9229

4 жыл бұрын

Who says he has a sister

@emptyhand777

4 жыл бұрын

@@redsatoshiketchum9229 - their mother, Mama Tulip Tight Lips.

@redsatoshiketchum9229

4 жыл бұрын

@@emptyhand777 Who says he has a mother

@emptyhand777

4 жыл бұрын

@@redsatoshiketchum9229 - Biology.

@redsatoshiketchum9229

4 жыл бұрын

@@emptyhand777 Who says he has biology

Lmfao!!!! Johnny tightlips is hilarious!!!!

He knew Batman would get the info outta him 😂

I feel like they lost what made him a good character. He needs the short sentences, not long explanations as to why he isn't saying anything.

@gorginhanson

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. First prize.

'Welcome to [restaurant], can i take your order?' "yeah, maybe you can maybe you cant" '...what do you want, sir?' "maybe im here for food...maybe im here for the scenery" '...' "..." 'have you seen our Specials menu today?' "i see a lot of things" (Johnny TightLips was later found dead, by starvation)

@asimghaffar8148

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!

@inevitablelyagitated1839

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Johnny Tightlips respects Batman for his commitment to the secret identity. Game recognize game

He actually revealed information at the very end.

The keeper of the Wi-Fi password

He is a stand up guy, a true gangsta who takes his oath seriously

I love the simpsons portrayal of the mob. Comedy gold

This man doesn't fold 🤣💯

I love the sopranos reference they made.

Hank Azaria does a good Rodney Dangerfield impression

There's a lot of work that goes into animation, even when it's outsourced to countries where it's generally cheaper to produce, there's writing, storyboarding, voice, music and audio recording, marketing and syndication

He broke his rule... "I ain't messin with the caped crusader" he just confessed lol

@carloz1536

3 жыл бұрын

It's batman, tightlips rule don't mean shit when it comes to the bat.

One of my favourite characters despite having such a tiny amount of appearances

Giovanni Silencio 😂🤣

Johnny was a real one 🤣🤣🤣

omfg the ending just killed me!

Rumor has it that Johnny Tightlips moonlights as a General Contractor

Johnny tightlips is awesome

The HD scenes are intriguing, you'd think with the lower quality writers they would just have him say 'I aint sayin nothing' over and over again, but they actually had him blurt stuff out as if he was a generic gangster, as if they had never seen the character before, while still on the side sometimes maintaining his gimmick

Stops running and comes back “or maybe my granny isn’t. Maybe I don’t even have a granny. I ain’t saying nothing”

Have I seen The Simpsons? I see a lot of things.

Sir you the only one here 😂😂😂

@jaketrotman1011

5 жыл бұрын

the license plate 0 to say🤣🤣

"Tell him to suck a lemon" Lmao!

You know, they probably never would've found out it was Frankie the Squealer if he hadn't squealed.

Jesus where did that hybrid comment come from, what an angry man.

@PaulSchober

4 жыл бұрын

He just hates it when people say "hi-bred", it's hybrid. Me too. Scratch that. I ain't giving you my opinion on it.

@talbertobarbossa75

3 жыл бұрын

Working with Louie would piss off anyone

@kissarococo2459

3 жыл бұрын

He's bottling things inside him.

@AEtrane

3 жыл бұрын

WHOA! Where did that come from? *WHOA!*

@kuruptzZz

3 жыл бұрын

There's a very good explanation for that, but he ain't sayin nothin!

I freakin' love Johnny TighLips 🤣🤣

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't shoot you right now" "There's a good one but you'll never get it out of me!" ahhahahaha

Johnny Tightlips is goated

Joey “Tight Lips” Merlino😂😂

"Tell him to suck a lemon" Best line

So, Dankula mentioned this guy in his video for 5 seconds, and next thing I know, KZread recommends me this video. Fukken algorithm

@DottoreDellaPeste

4 жыл бұрын

Interesting. I wonder how many more of us will turn up?

@wesleygriffiths8748

4 жыл бұрын

@@DottoreDellaPeste You can count another one now

The hybrid bit got me good

Johnny tightslips is Carmen Senior. 😂😂😂