someone dying with chest pain: house: casually having a snack in the morgue

@WetAdek

2 ай бұрын

Why not? At least the dead won't try to steal you sandwiches.😋

@loranestevens3404

Ай бұрын

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@patrickgriffitt6551

Ай бұрын

They don't mind.

@FacOmniaAdDeiGlo

Ай бұрын

@@patrickgriffitt6551 perfect response to his conscience (aka Wilson)

“If he’s wrong we all forget it, if he’s right he goes out a legend” great line.

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

Ай бұрын

OH MY GOD your not wearing any underwear

Personally, House's most genius move in this video was keeping food in the morgue so it doesn't get snatched from a staff fridge.

@marielarsen8800

4 ай бұрын

Except he was snatching it from them and taking it to the morgue to eat it without getting caught. He does have a well-developed elitist dark side.

@darrenmcintosh326

4 ай бұрын

Someone kept missing their lunch They put exlax in a burrito and saw who had diarrhea all day

@arcaderdude

3 ай бұрын

​@@darrenmcintosh326the real trick is to eat spicy food, build a tolerance. Some employers will get seriously angry if you spike your food with the intention of getting at a food thief, and it can be illegal (im pretty sure it is where i live) however, there is no crime in enjoying some extra fibre.

@zacharylove3541

3 ай бұрын

😮

@Sniperboy5551

2 ай бұрын

@marielarsen8800 I guess it’s kind of elitist, but he’s more of a sociopath than anything else

"I've heard of your name" "Most people have, it's also a noun"😂 It's like House saying, "Yes, I know I'm brilliant, but I don't need your recognition." Essentially, that's who House is. A diagnotican who cures people because he wants to solve the puzzle rather than become famous. We have seen his sensitive, compassionate, and humble side throughout the series. 💞

@commandernomad2817

3 ай бұрын

No, its a joke on the fact that his name is literally "house". the joke is, "yes, i know you've heard my name, my name is house, you have used the word house before you met me, the word house can also be a noun because you can "house someone""

@erudite126

3 ай бұрын

I love it. House is being arrogant and humble at the same time.

@Eric-pn9ml

3 ай бұрын

That would be it's use as a verb

@oxlip

3 ай бұрын

​@@commandernomad2817 dude we know, you don't have to explain the joke. we're making the interpretation that house made that joke to prove a point, we're already beyond the base level wordplay. (and "house" in "to house someone" is a verb, not a noun)

@TheJimmyStoner

3 ай бұрын

This is mainly a callback to Chase, in the early episodes, it was Chases catchphrase that his name was also a verb

Aside from Amber's death, the first case of season 4 was always the most heartbreaking that man hoping his girlfriend would be ok was already dead.

@BirdsOfGlass

5 ай бұрын

The first case of season 4 was the pilot who hears with her eyes.

@zaurabilov

5 ай бұрын

@@BirdsOfGlass That was the case of the second episode of the fourth season, man.

@BirdsOfGlass

5 ай бұрын

@@zaurabilov that's right, I forgot about Dr. Buffer.

@eugenerevaula3874

5 ай бұрын

​@@BirdsOfGlass Please sign the forms so we can start the dialysis

@terrylong5964

4 ай бұрын

Amber’s death was a wonderful arc.

Aside from House's brilliant diagnostic mind, I love his sense of humor. "People don't change; for example, I'm going to keep repeating people don't change." I miss this show. Have to watch the House DVD set for the full episodes in this clip.

@yaraviera4444

4 ай бұрын

Oh yes they do .some how some way..

@blueplanet3026

4 ай бұрын

​@yaraviera4444 Yes, but the essence of the person and their personality doesn't vary much.

@erronblack308

3 ай бұрын

This show is free on roku channel

@yaraviera4444

3 ай бұрын

@erronblack308 thanks its a great show..hope you had a very special valentines day..God bless your family. As well friends..truly friends...which are now a day rare to have..

@suesykes4878

Ай бұрын

Wish I knew a "House"

I love how quickly the safe word "sweet sauce "was used. 😂 Cuddy's reaction just before saying the word was a mixture of defeat, desperation, and annoyance. I'm sure she wanted to slap House for making her say it. 😂

@erudite126

2 ай бұрын

Yup. You can almost see the "knew you would say it" smug smile from House when Cuddy literally spits out the safe word 😂🤣

@kwalsh3095

Ай бұрын

😊

This hospital needs a rule, "It is never lupus"

@Craftymom1o19

2 ай бұрын

Until it was

@justinbigan1311

2 ай бұрын

Until it is lupus and they follow that rule until it's too late to treat for it 😂

@arielagazin2986

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha

@ethanfleisher1910

2 ай бұрын

I was gonna make a Flannery O'Conner joke here but its tasteless and nobody would get it

@austingarrett3334

Ай бұрын

Until you meet a magician

"Most people have, it's also a noun." and cuddy's face after are killin me

Frank Whaley as The Mirror Man was THE best and most interesting case House ever had. That truly was an inspired episode.

@michaelcelani8325

5 ай бұрын

Mr. Oink....Frank Whaley was super terrific in. " The Freshman" with Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando, and Bruno Kirby. Chasing the lizard at the New Jersey Mall with Broderick...too funny . And Marlon Brando ice skating at 74 years old what a legend and what a movie. !!

@fightcinema3917

4 ай бұрын

​also in career opurtunities@@michaelcelani8325

@adriennesielaff8047

4 ай бұрын

I saw that only pregnant women can have Mirror Syndrome

@markforbus6794

4 ай бұрын

I liked "Locked In."

@shrapnel77

4 ай бұрын

@@michaelcelani8325 Stole money from a huge drug dealer who sent a couple of his homies to put a beatdown on the bro.

13:13 House using the Mourge as a fridge for his sandwich. 😆

i love how wide-eyed they both got when the magic kicked in, like they were kids again

"Actual magic? You think you're actually sawing women in half?"😂😂😂

@wallc777

29 күн бұрын

Seriously 😂😂, i miss the sarcasm of Dr. House.

@artemisstone2929

27 күн бұрын

Holleringgggg

look i know some of these magicians can do some pretty wild tricks but that wasn’t even sleight of hand or any sort of illusion he just straight up materialized a handful of vicodin out of thin air

@thrashandburn10221

2 ай бұрын

Tapped his elbow as he picked his pocket

@newnamesameperson397

Ай бұрын

It's all about misdirection

She's wrong 😮 I never lie. The best advice I ever got from my Dad was... " Always tell the Truth; someday you may need to Lie to save your life, and everyone will believe you." 😊

@lordshishio

4 ай бұрын

One could say, it's the perfect thing a liar would say... 🤔🥴

@arabelladenine8566

4 ай бұрын

@@lordshishio I got married for the 1st. Time 11 years ago on Valentines day. I told my beloved I would do it on one condition. I said... Only if you never lie to me, cuz if you do I will disapear, you will never know where I am, I will start a new life and you will never hear from me again. Do you agree to this? We've been Happily married now for 11 years and have 4 beautiful children. 2 boys and 2 girls. So... now you know how serious I am about Lying. I hate Liars.

@chimerat8012

3 ай бұрын

Good advice.

@_Verac

3 ай бұрын

​@@arabelladenine8566 "People lie because it works, imagine telling a 14 year old that life sucks, there's no god and in the end everyone dies." -House

@hydrangeas_lover

3 ай бұрын

​@arabelladenine8566 I'm happy for you but the way you worded your condition sounded highly manipulative. However I believe you worded it differently. It just didn't convey really well in your comment.

12:32 Cuddy: "I want you to cure him without committing any more felonies." That was their relationship, hers and his, for all time..

I guess it's time for my yearly House binge

Ya, spraying drawn bodily fluid from the back of a sick patients knee into a young girls mouth is always gonna be an awkward conversation

@joaosoterchagas5415

3 ай бұрын

"Relax, you had it before" 😶😐

@Sniperboy5551

2 ай бұрын

But it’s good for TV, for the shock value. That scene always makes me nauseous even though I’ve “had it before.”

@DavidScott-hj7fo

Ай бұрын

Not everyone

@DesignerShark44

5 күн бұрын

@@DavidScott-hj7fo how would you not💀

My Great Aunt died from ovarian cancer that presented as a knot on her shoulder…many years after having a hysterectomy.

Aww man! The ending to the Mirror Man episode (the last clip) was dope for anyone who's never seen it lol

"Sure, deflect!" best line ever

Thanks to the House MD channel for keeping this show alive. Still one of the goats.

Best medical show of all time, and my top 3 shows of all time.

@alcalina636

4 ай бұрын

What are the other two?

@yazanhussam8182

3 ай бұрын

Please, it's important so whether we judge you menacingly or not. What are the other two?

@alcalina636

3 ай бұрын

Code black is one very good. I recommend.

@honor9lite1337

3 ай бұрын

​@@alcalina636no, it's game of thrones.

@RunningAWOL411

2 ай бұрын

​@honor9lite1337 I couldn't stand game of thrones.

HELP I DIDN'T EXPECT THE BUTT SCENE LMAO

@paulofelipebbraga9634

Ай бұрын

Ever hear of 5 vs 1

“I have fungus in my lungs” ? “Lmk when you start twitching”

Man I was dying for some house md clips KZread. Thank you about time

I just realized Kumar got that job his dad wanted 😂

@mykeljohn9437

26 күн бұрын

so did the one in Dead Poets Society

@barbarawalsh2875

6 күн бұрын

How true

Ace of spades, literally the magicians "I'm forcing this". Guess I'm not magic any more.

@thrashandburn10221

2 ай бұрын

The only card you see, ya know it's gonna be

@HeirofDacia

6 күн бұрын

​@@thrashandburn10221 You know I'm born to lose/ And gambling's for fools!

Not sharing your feelings especially your immediate feelings is not lying it's wisdom. Feelings change so how can they be called truth. What matters is the choice we make.

@patrickgriffitt6551

Ай бұрын

People will use your confidence against you sooner or later.

I got to grow up with some of the greatest magicians on Earth hanging at our house. Not knowing is more fun but you get a greater sense for the truly elegant and talented...

13:13 its small but if you look carefully you can see the guy on the table move a little

15:43 is pretty funny because house did exactly that in season 3

Warning, some of the stories don't go until the resolution of the issue(s). I'm getting a bad case of Blue Houses.

Man, I would love it if they all came back for a few more seasons! Let’s make it happen!!!

4:08 im dead💀

House M.D., This video is fantastic! I liked it a lot!

Best channel of the net!

Here we realize how much of a genius Kutner was, gave House nosebleeds from those epiphanies he constructed

@6:35 patient: “this time tomorrow I’ll be dead…” Doctor: 👀 okay byeeee

Smuggling pyrotechnics into the ward is a serious no no

House is often outrageous, but waving a used syringe up to a child's mouth and squirting a patient's body fluid into her mouth is a HUGE crime

Bro how tf has no one reported house to the cops

I forgot just how amazing this show was.

Man I just love the friendship between House and Wilson.

Patient falls into a bath with a toaster. Foreman: We need this guy out of the ba... Kutner: He's dry enough! *zap*

How many times was Lupus mentioned in this video. I have heard the word Lupus 4 times up to the 31 minute mark so far...

@reneewright8391

5 ай бұрын

It’s never Lupus. 😊

@moniqueengleman873

5 ай бұрын

It is Ever Lupus. But the funny thing is that I have Lupus and it is a "challenge".

@trendinvestor2893

5 ай бұрын

@@reneewright8391 It was actually Lupus in at least one episode.

@trendinvestor2893

5 ай бұрын

@@reneewright8391 Season 4, Episode 8, "You Don't Want to Know" The magician guy actually had Lupus, which caused his body to create an extra blood type B antibody.

@michaelcelani8325

5 ай бұрын

​@@moniqueengleman873...So sorry to hear you have lupus. Are you getting over it. ? I do not know about it. Sorry for my ignorance. I live in a nursing home in Pennsy. Berwick.

the fire wallet is an actual trick you can buy but it could never be executed like this with a stranger's wallet

Well, that card trick in the first one made me raise my eyebrows impressed

Nigel from Crossing Jordan!!! I 💖 Nigel

Wow, just found out the actor playing the "mirror" guy was Brett in Pulp Fiction - the one from Big Kahuna Burger scene :O Cool!

@brianreece706

Ай бұрын

That was a tasty burger

This season had the best House theme song opening in the beginning. Disappointed they went back to the original.

Bro, House is absolutely Wilding

That breast milk scene was fucking disgusting

I am probably the 47 millionth person to ask this, but what insurance plan pays for a team of doctors, all brilliant, who run tests and have meetings about you ? Also, House wore out Lupus as a diagnosis, so now everyone has syphilis.

love how most of this is just "House that disease is one in a billion," "yes"

3:46 its actually the blight. Young Alistair is just having side affects from it.

i would love to see the bills for those treatments 😂😂😂

THE BREAST MILK LMAOOOOOO i literally screamed out loud 😂😂😂

Chest compressions, Chest compressions, Chest compressions

Not including the Cuddy vs. House showdown at the end of the last episode is criminal. One of the best scenes in the whole series.

"This isnt a soap opera house" lmao

@applepi4035

2 ай бұрын

better yet he was talking about someone waking from a come the second you give them drugs, which happens a lot in this lmaooo

The milk scene was sooooo uncomfy

"you will trust My diagnosis and let Me treat her, because in this temple, I am Dr. Yahweh" that's cold

4:47 That smile is one of the finest displays of acting I've ever seen

Did house just put a mother's tumor milk into her daughter's mouth?

@paulofelipebbraga9634

Ай бұрын

Yep, sick and disgusting.

4:14 HOUSE... BAD HOUSE YOU GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE

@KermitSF

3 ай бұрын

LMAOOOOOO

@thrashandburn10221

2 ай бұрын

On the surface it looks completely despicable but when you find out his reasoning it's even worse

@avalonplayz3889

3 күн бұрын

@@thrashandburn10221 What was it?

@thrashandburn10221

3 күн бұрын

@@avalonplayz3889 looks like average debauchery but was a competition for who to fire. I mean dang son

32:17 is some of the best dialogue ever written for television. "People who have a problem with boxes are people who don't fit in them." "You've been working for House for a long time." "No need for name-calling." WOW

Can you guys imagine how expensive he’d make a hospital visit

Thank you, I am slowly bingeing season one to eight (from my DVD collection). I actually paid RRP for most of my "House MD" seasons!!! Still subscribed but won't be moving from "None" till I finished, so as not to spoil the endings - that I watched in 2004 to 2012. Anyone got a series to recommend, that is so mentally stimulating?

@Dany1239

5 ай бұрын

I can recommend you two amazing shows but they're not on par with House MD when it comes to stimulating your brain. The shows are Peaky Blinders and Vinland Saga (anime). Probably nothing will ever match House MD for me when it comes to rewatchability and making me laugh countless times and also making me cry occasionally. I've probably listened to in the background and seen every season about 10 times already. I just love seeing/hearing the characters troll eachother.

@inserter400

4 ай бұрын

Have you tried Ripper Street ? An excellent series 👌 Also a great police show is Murphys law both of these shows are British. 🇬🇧

@tommiller1315

4 ай бұрын

@@inserter400 I'll look into these, thank you for your suggestions.

@user-ph9ms4od4s

3 ай бұрын

You may ght try Suits

@mandy2917

3 ай бұрын

I don't know that this show is as mentally stimulating as House, but I'm very picky with the shows I watch and there are only 2 that I've ever watched and continued to rewatch. Those 2 are House and this show: Wynonna Earp is great imo not only because of characterization but also because of how interesting the plot is. The characters are the most fascinating part of that show though. Definitely interesting trying to predict what happens and what the twists are when it comes to character reveals.

Just in time for lunch...

33:28 Looks at the cortex "Look at her limbic system" 😂

Def get an Esprit - watch Harry’s vids over & over again

The butt scene is killing me LMAO

"Wanna come bowling. Come ON, it's work hours."

Someone is crashing, house: do that again 😂

25:20 wtf House just sprays milk into the kids mouth from the syringe he put into his mom's tumor?

I like watching these slightly more than not giving money to NBC.

I love this guy!!!!

The YHWH line fuckin killed me

House says “everybody lies.” After this video I realize “everybody crashes.”

50:33 That was satisfying to watch.

"... and your sister...and your other sister..." That's that soap opera writing right there, lol.

13:55 this is way funnier than it ought to be 😂

Or "No More Mr. Nice Guy" Alice Cooper 😂😂😂

He is one of my favorite Dr. Who ever!! 1:05

Wait so what happened to the woman who kept fainting when she stood up? What did she have? Or what episode is it so I can watch it?

27:44 Best like ever

Why does Kutner hand his wallet to the magician? I never got that. Somebody tells me to check my wallet, I pull it out and look at it. I don't hand it over. I don't get it. Not nitpicking. I mean, I am, but I'm not knocking it. I love the show. Just don't get that.

@leonardriceiii934

4 ай бұрын

He was not interested and couldn’t be bothered with it, so in order to make the point that he wanted no part in the magic tricks he handed the wallet as if to say, “ here, now shut up”

@shrapnel77

4 ай бұрын

He was also busy conducting tests on him so, doing his job.

@thomasoaxaca3379

3 күн бұрын

Thought the same thing

❤ I Love House❤

9:11 you didn’t show that the Magician has Lupus. And before you all comment and say it is not Lupus like the running gage on the show. It is as he had two different blood types in his body. 17:40 if the answer is an allergy I would like to know what. It was he was allergic too. 34:35 the girl has a floating kidney that is being strangled when she stood up. Which is why she can be fine sitting, but not standing upright.

34:50 got me 🤣🤣

4:06 😭 house...

10 seconds in and doc said he ain’t got no motion twin.

25:28 This scene got me lolllll😂

Season 4 is the best season

okay?? 25:21 that's one way to test if its milk hahahaha

So…the magic man mystery? Was it ameloidosis? It just switched scenes without closure

@derrickbartledoo2680

3 ай бұрын

It was lupus.

@nunyabuznezz7892

2 ай бұрын

PrestO-changO his blood-type switched on him because... lupus

@gildedphoenix

21 күн бұрын

It was finally Lupus.

So Kumar ended up becoming a doctor after all :D

@BeastM140i

Ай бұрын

Yep then shot himself

"Prayer, mostly" same

4:10 , You're welcome.