“Like a child’s drawing of a dead baby.”

Love how he just comes on and starts rinsing all the front seaters.

@georgelane6350

3 ай бұрын

It's the most savage crowd engagement you'll see as well!

Just started on the Boyle. Not stopping.

@AJ_Evo

6 жыл бұрын

Jay Boston, check out his material on spotify. And if you haven't listened to his "Prometheus" series you can get it on his website or on a podcast app. I recommend prometheus volume 2. Five hours of him reading out his columns from The Guardian. It's fucking beautiful. Enjoy.

@RatelHBadger

3 жыл бұрын

His aunt Susan was quite popular for awhile.

"Loose Women: Iran" broke my mind! 😂😂

Ah man "Wayne Rooney is so dumb that if you shot him in the head nothing would really happen... the only thing that would change is that his head would whistle when he ran" That got me good.... excellent

@georgecaplin9075

10 ай бұрын

I read your comment before he said it, and I still laughed when he said it.

I love how cheerfully he said "when you could be a grape!"

@user-vk2zy7zu7g

5 күн бұрын

Was nitrally jus laffin my head off to that bit

"i wish i could've been there when her _dust broke."_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This show is Legendary in my eyes.

"Turns out you're a rare breed o' fucking _cabbage!"_ Hahahaha the way he says that just slays me! 😭😂😭😂

frankie's like when you hit ur funny bone...

The Loose women iran sketch being first in 2023 is a madnes...

So good at getting his thoughts across in great jokes

If people don't like what Frankie Boyle has to say then don't fucking watch him it's that simple

@L1am21

5 ай бұрын

I dont if he was still funny I would

The sketches are horribly sick but they are as brutal as his jokes . Yet the jokes are hilarious .

@IgglePyggle

Жыл бұрын

That's because you're an idiot.

fact: giraffe have the same number of neck vertebrae as people.

@alanwayte432

Жыл бұрын

Wrong

@davidharkin8554

Жыл бұрын

I e: ..... a lot

@willdenoble1898

Жыл бұрын

Not the same number between head and neck tho.

@Scott-se9qr

Жыл бұрын

Fact SO

@michaelmcinally5899

Жыл бұрын

ur gay 🤣🤣🤣

i love that this was on tv.. frankie is a G

One of the few comedians who really go against the grain. He’s as honest as fuck 👍

The opening theme is so chill and relaxed, unlike his content. It's like the opening for a family sitcom from the 80s.

Boyle buffed up.... lookin good mate - luv from oz

"it's like if boy george had a chemotherapy wig" 😂

Saw him live many years ago- brutal.. Best advice I can’t give- stay away from the first 10 rows.. He threatened to jump down and kick some student’s head in 🤣🤣🤣

LOL at around 14:00 mins "WHO THE FUCK AM I EVEN TALKING TO!!?"

This clips proves that the general public is far more sophisticted and knowing than the media purports it to be. All our Frankie is doing is purveying to them that which they've already half thought. He's acting as their mouthpiece. No wonder they laugh! He makes them feel comfortable in their unspoken prejudices. Brilliant!

@vaseofflowers4619

Жыл бұрын

"how much of a rest do they need? The lazy bastards!" Sublime

Hence why magic wee hings only appear to upper middle class english kids 🤣🤣

I am half Iranian and I love how this showed what it's like. Well done

@davidsmith7653

Жыл бұрын

Top half or bottom half?

@randyschwaggins

Жыл бұрын

Are you Carmel Moore?

@suzannerachel6152

Жыл бұрын

Wit?

@davidsmith7653

Жыл бұрын

@@suzannerachel6152 You're half right :)

@suzannerachel6152

Жыл бұрын

No I'm totally right

Carrying a lot around in his head and heart

Scottish people think NATO is a man who lost his foot from diabetes.

That wee hing skit kills me...

@muttlee9195

Жыл бұрын

Sadly quite accurate

LOVE LOVE LOVE Frankie!!!

Frankie Boyle's stand-up is just about the best there is. The sketches are offensively bad though.

@willdenoble1898

3 жыл бұрын

*good There fixed it for ya

@dylan594

2 жыл бұрын

It’s one of the few sketch shows I can tolerate

@philipyates7138

2 жыл бұрын

If you think that then frankie is NOT for you, stick to pepper pig

@tompiperson4793

2 жыл бұрын

He’s funny but Kevin Bridges is funnier. No question the Scots are the funniest in the world.

@joseph1845

2 жыл бұрын

@@tompiperson4793 Lol

"Put on some weight. Why be a raisin when you can be a grape?" "Lately I'm into leather, when I say leather, I mean older women". :))))))))))))

Frank being Frank.

Giraffe's have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as humans.

And this is why a joke is a joke coz it's not serious😂 gone are the comedians that can tell a joke about anything without getting "ooooo you can't say that", it's a joke people, hail Frankie tell it and laugh man😂

Netflix needs to pick this up for a second season

4:08 😂 you wouldn’t get away with this humour in 2022.

@alscott1379

Жыл бұрын

Probably not, but here we all are in 2023 laughing at it on youyatube

@MrBrothwood

Жыл бұрын

I had forgotten how brutal it was-now he'd probably get cancelled for nearly all of those jokes!!

Love Frankie. You know exactly what you are getting.

That tennis muff joke. Hilarious.

God damn amazing and brutal 😄

That weird moment where you laugh in spite of not understanding some of the jokes.

@cannotfindmyshoes3

Жыл бұрын

What, like a kind of human sheep? I know you could say laughter is infectious but ... well, nevermind.

@lukeluke7082

Жыл бұрын

@@cannotfindmyshoes3 never mind cos you noticed the comment is 8 years old?

The Magic Wee Hing is a classic.

@johnjamescapel3489

Жыл бұрын

Sponsored by Disney

This is one very naughty man.

@plerpplerp5599

5 жыл бұрын

Aye.🤣

haha gotta love Frankie man

Feed a pile o' silly potatos

Aw I can imagine my boy n his pals being the kids from the magic wee hing😂😂

Surprised the magical wee hing. Wasn't snapped up by Disney.

8:15 RE: Velcro tennis boundarys: " and sometimes when venus williams falls over,..20 minutes of having her muff cut free with scissors" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I dont know what the fuck that thing literally fucking the rabbit was but god damn Im never gonma forget it

@EleanorPeterson

2 жыл бұрын

It's from a 1902 book by Edith Nesbit called 'Five Children and It'. The BBC made a TV adaptation of it. It's a wholesome, tiresome, moralising children's story about the importance of being nice. Some children meet a magical being called a Psammead, which grants them wishes. Nice ones. The BBC made a TV adaptation of the story. It was dripping with 'nice'. Frankie replaced the nice kids with some 21st century Scottish yobs, with predictable results.

@criticalfxck13

2 жыл бұрын

@@EleanorPeterson lmaooooo i knew it had to be some sort of parody

The berating of the audine, however cruel, is funny, but that sketch with the kind magic wee hing and the kids just made me very sad, and I just went to bed feeling miserable. Thanks Frankie

@Shraken

4 жыл бұрын

I read this and went to bed laughing. Thanks webbski.

@stoolpigeon4285

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shraken I ead that and got out of bed smiling. Thanks Rob P

Beautifully succinct description of religivermin.

Frankie and Jimmy Carr are the best around

@philicon353

3 күн бұрын

Bollocks 😂😂😂

He wouldn't do this routine now

@RFCEB99

Ай бұрын

Aye he's too Woke now

It makes me laugh, the people that don't think Frankie is funny anymore. When he has had to evolve his act to stay on tv. The trouble is he's a more cerebral comic these days & a lot of people don't have the mental bus fare to make it to the end of the road.

@JustWezz

2 жыл бұрын

I'll be stealing that last line, cheers n thank you 🤣

@kryoboy2.074

Жыл бұрын

😂😂👍

brillinat all round

What's the opening song? I remember it from somewhere else.

Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae as humans hahah

"who...who tha fuck am I talking to, yooouuu fukkkk!!!" lmao

Surprisingly enough, giraffes have exactly the same number of vertebrae as horses (and us and many other vertebrates IIRC).

nice devil hand sign as he comes on stage at the beginning

Frankie Boyle's stand-up is just about the best there is. The sketches are offensively good though.

giraffes have the same amount of neck vertebrae as humans and that's why it's amazing. knowing that useless fucking fact took any humour from the joke and made me hate myself a little.

@alanspringett9233

Жыл бұрын

me too ! then i got over it and laughed my arse off......

giraffe's actually only have 7 vertebrae

wow this guy uploaded this 10yr ago my feeds on slow mode

The sketches are amazin haha

@AtheistOrphan

Жыл бұрын

‘The Magic Wee Hing’ is the greatest!

OPENING SCENE - "tramadol" is a hallucengenic / calming agent ( sedative ) ... [ think of it as valium's legal cousin ]... BUT ... REST OF SHOW - ( the valium ) wears off quite quickly & the 'natural' persona returns soon there-after.

Yer no right frankie but I love you

Goes to show all this everyone is offended bollocks is media driven most people really are not . Its funny i love it

Strangely enough the giraffe has the same number of vertebrae as humans and 99% of other animals 7🤔

how could you edit out the Time Traveling Professor?

Giraffes only have 7 neck vertebrae. Same number as humans.

Back when he was funny, pre covid

@johnmc3862

Жыл бұрын

He’s still funny. kzread.info/dash/bejne/dXWGk9V9edOWhZc.html

Frankie should go on jre

@willdenoble1898

Жыл бұрын

No. Just no.

@harrymanback3475

Жыл бұрын

Nothing else has managed to get Rogan cancelled you never know 😂

@jasonluxemburg5780

9 ай бұрын

He's a bit too left wing for Joe Rogan.

Can anybody remind me what the name of the song is at the start of the show

Never understood the name of this show, until I got prescribed Tramadol for a toothache. Now look, it was a very bad toothache but I was dancing a merry jig around my house!

@howler6490

Жыл бұрын

lucky you...never touched my backpain...never made me dance either.

@brendandaly5397

9 ай бұрын

Tramadol wouldn't get a fly high 😂

@AIRRAID2

6 ай бұрын

​@@brendandaly5397😂If talking about youself, that joke is more on you than anything else.

@brendandaly5397

6 ай бұрын

I second that reg'😊

The Magic Wee Hing actually made me cry not laugh, how cruel some people can be.

Top G

The dude has a sick mind.

Does anybody here know for how long Tramadol will show in a urine sample?

Remember when Frankie got woke and started condemning edgy jokes. What a guy!

@beafboy01

Жыл бұрын

Behave you nonce, he's always joked about the same things, right snowflakes just got upset they finally realized they were the butt of the joke.

@thedragonroot

Жыл бұрын

He never condemned edgy jokes

@odiedodieuk

Жыл бұрын

@@thedragonroot you’re joking right. He’ll call Someone a nazi while not understanding satire and irony. He takes what people say at face value.

@tedthecommenter5364

Жыл бұрын

@@odiedodieuk name who he called a nazi, and state what they said

@nathrogers7

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he was condemning shit edgy jokers like Ricky Gervais. The good thing about Frankie's edgy jokes is they are good. Lesson in life if you're going to do something edgy do it well or not at all.

Unfortunately this man drank the coolaid.

Mick Baranski ❤

Behemoth

Ha the dude fae burniston was in one of the sketches

I like how he offends people who use the word snowflake

Giraffes have a normal number of neck vertebrae. What a hack.

@MrSlenderman608

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Currier Same number as humans, actually. 7.

@EleanorPeterson

2 жыл бұрын

Poetic licence. Relax.

You cut out the end of the suitcase joke? You monster

@RatelHBadger

3 жыл бұрын

Shit in a bag

Oh, you mean Frankie's sister. (old Mtw reference)

Truth

why be a raisin when you can be a grape

claggy snatch

I practice the safest sex : dating under a fake I.D.

I love Frankie Boyle, but those skits man.....what the Fuck did I just watch?

Uh oh. Lol.🥰 Xxxxxxxx

10:25 Jesus Christ,🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stewartjones2370

Жыл бұрын

The lord is fake

susan boyle 😂😂😂

Really have to concentrate... Not an easy dailect to understand, if you happen to be Danish like me. I like the humor tho

I love Frankly Boyle, he grabs you by the throat, rams in real life events until your gag reflex is so strong you eye balls a beginning to fall out and shouts, laugh you wee glib bastard!

What the hell am I looking at?

Make our next door neighbour have a black baby...

im from Canada is he really popular in the uk

@willdenoble1898

6 жыл бұрын

Trent Wright very

@shonkyy101

4 жыл бұрын

as popular as coat hangers in California

@redeyes1775

4 жыл бұрын

as popular as food from africa

@RatelHBadger

3 жыл бұрын

@@redeyes1775 so in demand and hard to come by?