21:37 made me die of laughter. Holy shit. The concerned look of Cortex's face followed by "UUEERRG-" and being cut off immediately. Oh my god. I love it so much.

@mistergiygas447

7 жыл бұрын

PixelBros UEEEEEEEEEEEEER-

@mauroalvarez8492

7 жыл бұрын

38:16

@aidensmith5113

7 жыл бұрын

MauChuki Eh eh eh. OHHHH-*laughs*

@shadyfier898

7 жыл бұрын

2137 jp2gmd lmao

@Scruffy39

6 жыл бұрын

*"OOUUUGGGUHH"*

On this day man looked up at god and asked for forgiveness. God looked back down on man and said ʷᵒᵃʰ

@legomario524

7 жыл бұрын

The Last Methbender Beautiful words *sniff*

@TheLittleJoker-bm8tu

7 жыл бұрын

The Last Methbender wOAh dem some good words!

@chunkylad5084

7 жыл бұрын

The Last Methbender ^woa^h

@chunkylad5084

7 жыл бұрын

Dammit

@feckboygurry832

4 жыл бұрын

Thats a quote from the oneyplays bible

"I'm not, I'm Chris O'Neal!" is hands down my favorite oneyplays moment to date.

@CoffieRaptorStudios

5 жыл бұрын

*I'M CHRRRIS O'NEIUL*

@chosentonessournotes

5 жыл бұрын

IM CHRIS O’NEIRU

@punkleiroh9711

5 жыл бұрын

I used to think he said "I'm Crash O'Neal!"

@seegerm894

5 жыл бұрын

It’s because Julian starts crying

@dropshocknflip1142

5 жыл бұрын

When does that part happen? Can’t find it haha

Crash Bandicoot is an anagram for "bath accordions" Also "acrobats do chin"

@jonathanamwoza1266

4 жыл бұрын

"OneyPlays" is an anagram for "Slay. Yep? No?"

@alphalax7747

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeholcomb9013 That sounds hot ngl

@orangejoe2147

2 жыл бұрын

“I took the bath”

@tomburrows4007

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever noticed that Crash is an anagram for "RASH C?"

"have a boy" finally found my senior quote

@TheLittleJoker-bm8tu

7 жыл бұрын

creativelycliche same

@Rowdimouse

7 жыл бұрын

creativelycliche No, I'm dirty dan

@bobokidoki

7 жыл бұрын

When did they say this

@liaminator4950

6 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@matthewcapuano2561

6 жыл бұрын

You need 9 more likes LMAO!!!

30:29 I remember I left this video playing while I was sleeping, and I woke up hearing this. I never woke up faster in my life.

@SethlingtonStudiosCo2003

4 жыл бұрын

Oh lord, I'm very sorry for you buddy.

@EBjeebies1081

4 жыл бұрын

That's a really funny visual holy shit

@garybritt1483

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@flamingghottea

Жыл бұрын

so we all be fallin asleep to oneyplays

24:34 The way Ding Dong said that has made me believe that Ding Ding is a celestial being that Christopher and Jooble can only appease by playing video games

@feather.ferrnn

4 жыл бұрын

I would've been *A N G R Y*

@UncleFlumbus

4 жыл бұрын

he is from planet Drool... so i guess he is a celestial being

LOL i love how their fighting at 24:10 makes Julian cry

@neveragain9219

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tristrapp

4 жыл бұрын

Julian doesn't like when mommy and daddy fight

@Stromboli2401

3 жыл бұрын

Then they realize the error of their ways and cheer him up, like good parents

@jaketucker2559

4 ай бұрын

So who wears the pants in this family?

"He's dying, they're pouring baby bop on him" Julian is my favorite Oneyplays boi

@lucasmhill

6 жыл бұрын

But Chris said that??

@mothvile

5 жыл бұрын

Chris said that

27:45 "chikinabanafuck-badabingohuey" "bakinafruebandofreuv" "babay" "derg-breub"

@mrrithexthesilent6385

7 жыл бұрын

Daemon Errors This comment needs more attention, it's too funny

@bluehairboy8501

4 жыл бұрын

Derg-breub sounds like “DIRT BAG”

@bittersweetbean-moved1145

4 жыл бұрын

IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH RN ITS 2 AM

@user-fw1mm3gf5v

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@bigmeknurgle

3 жыл бұрын

I love reading things when they're spelled phonetically

24:09 The sound Julian makes here just makes my stomach fold out of shear laughter! I cant decide if he is crying, laughing or both!

20:58

@REAL_GORILLA

3 жыл бұрын

What did you do at school

@BrandoPlayz

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t go to school, I’ve been out of school for a decade

the fucking game theory ones had me pissing my pants

@Circuitssmith

7 жыл бұрын

FiggerNaggot there's an OneyPlays Animated of it.

@NapalmX717

7 жыл бұрын

Oney's game theories are better than The Game Theorist's.

@Lichzim

7 жыл бұрын

Game Theory: Crash is about Simbas Journey through Pride Rock

@hassanalmulla1883

7 жыл бұрын

what if oney was gamethyroid?

@RecordedMercury

7 жыл бұрын

Did you ever notice that "Crash" is an anagram for..."Sarch"?

Julian's laugh is unbeatable...

@SailorMid

7 жыл бұрын

URSkrub it sounds like Richard wattersons laugh

@angerpanda1

7 жыл бұрын

It kind of sounds like Matt's laugh from the Super Best Friends

@dead8926

7 жыл бұрын

havent seen that proflie pic in awhile..

@marioman200

6 жыл бұрын

The Woah of Prophecy More like...... Unbearable

@GarenEvansMusic

5 жыл бұрын

8:25, 8:35

29:30 - US (2019), Jordan Peele

Google says 'Owen Roe O'Neill was a seventeenth-century soldier and one of the most famous of the O'Neill dynasty of Ulster in Ireland.'

@Stankboi

4 жыл бұрын

SpellboundWolf and look where the lineage is now, making lets plays

@GameyRaccoon

3 жыл бұрын

He had a castle. But then he got invaded and raped and fucking killed

Holy shit... totally lost it at 24:00 "IM CHRRRRS OH NNERRRRRGGLL"

@dessibel13

6 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture! Finally! A fellow scalie!

my favorite scenes 1:02 bear 30:22 pizza 34:34 HOLY CRAP!!!

17:29 So apparently, babies sound like Piccolo.

@juancuna9617

7 жыл бұрын

Richard Savings lol

@CoffieRaptorStudios

6 жыл бұрын

Its common knowledge really

@fellasmann

4 жыл бұрын

Richard Savings I mean, just like him, babies come out of eggs and they both scream a lot, so there are similarities

I thought of the "sheesh" bit at 18:15 at work today and had to make a return to this gem of a video

31:50, *"ohh, eye dumbold alll ovr th'dore."*

Just reupload the whole playthrough if you want a BEST OF

@jonnymcjones1826

6 жыл бұрын

Hätte nicht gedacht, dich hier zu treffen. :^D Guter Geschmack, Tim!

@epicshmoe9956

5 жыл бұрын

AltF4Games o

@mikekazz5353

5 жыл бұрын

That's eerie how close we are to getting what you asked for

@kyles.8332

5 жыл бұрын

It happened.

@gerrymcgrory1221

3 жыл бұрын

Well technically, these are only highlights of the playthrough selected by Oney and the gang. I'd say just watch the whole playthrough itself if you want the full action. They have a full version up on their KZread channel.

Whoa, that was intense! I just flew in from the new ruins level, and boy are my arms tired!! (Demonic screaming ensues)

@snuggs3628

5 жыл бұрын

Gabr Flyan hey everybody how’s it going?

@gabrflyan6364

4 жыл бұрын

@@snuggs3628 slurpslurpslurp eeeeeeaaaAAAAAGHHHHGHGHGH

10:47 best part of the video

@CrowFGC

7 жыл бұрын

Alex .Navarro LOL the fuck

@surrealsweets8741

5 жыл бұрын

No, the best part is 25:02

@lilyfrappier602

5 жыл бұрын

nice

@tastypotato9272

5 жыл бұрын

@@surrealsweets8741 no, this is: 29:41

@Stankboi

4 жыл бұрын

crashbandicoot fangirl01 you can take a... *BAO!*

man, people don't give Julian enough credit

@zeezenfrozen

7 жыл бұрын

CartoonWarStudios I like hoolian

@CartoonWarStudios

7 жыл бұрын

Frozen Waifu// can't believe you edited 'love' to 'like' >:(

@zeezenfrozen

7 жыл бұрын

CartoonWarStudios can't say love cause thats homosexuality and I'm strictly bisexual

@sleepytrout

7 жыл бұрын

Frozen Waifu// Even lesbians sexually love him, don't feel bad.

@CartoonWarStudios

7 жыл бұрын

Grey Teknoman get out

21:37 Was the best clip hands down.

32:33 good job Chris

23:53 belongs in my heart forever

I'm a new subscriber, are these guys always this hilarious?

@mikelelex

7 жыл бұрын

Dwyn no, they sometimes are even funnier

@ruvicell

7 жыл бұрын

Dwyn ye, have you seen oneys cartoon channel

@redvelvett22

7 жыл бұрын

Always, I know some youtubers have those moments every once in awhile, but these guys are CONSTANTLY hilarious.

@coolkidwithglasses6504

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, they always make my foreskin tingle and make me XD

@DontiSC

7 жыл бұрын

just wait for the screams

Makes me miss dingdongs editing

@BootyBeef

7 жыл бұрын

Aklex234 Like a fatman misses cake.

@corposap

7 жыл бұрын

Who's editing now?

@monkeybaron6412

7 жыл бұрын

TNGG

@RichardCox0

7 жыл бұрын

Can you recommend me any videos where some good dingdong edits are displayed ?

@Aklex234

7 жыл бұрын

Lapna Xerio I mean if you watched this video you'd see the best

Julian : N.Gin Is my dad N.Gin : WHAT DID YOU DO AT SCHOOL TODAY. The voice editing is flawless.

4:49 "after all he's Ness" - nearly spat out my drink laughing hahaha

@kieranbrfc_864

5 жыл бұрын

When Chris said IM CHRIS O’NEIL I chocked on the onion I was eating and it so I was chocking like I never have before (sounds wrong) so my roommate legit runs in and patted my back until I spit it out my mouth and I haven’t eaten an onion while watching oney plays again learn from me people

@chosentonessournotes

5 жыл бұрын

Blue Trefoil So... You just eat onions like apples while watching KZread? 🤔

21:37 UUUUUUU

@Stankboi

4 жыл бұрын

GreenieGuy for some reason the bitrate glitches and cortex’s head just appears out of nowhere

Woah!

@ryans2593

7 жыл бұрын

Cyranek aye boy!

@liaminator4950

7 жыл бұрын

Woah.

@katietehllama3009

6 жыл бұрын

This meme has gone passed it's breaking point xD

@iamdefish3315

6 жыл бұрын

Cyranek *WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH*

@outerstreets608

6 жыл бұрын

Cyranek yes mate

10:26 one of the funniest moments in the entire playthrough

This video almost made me lose my fucking job today. I can watch KZread at work and I clicked on this randomly...I was dying at my desk drowning in tears and choking on air. Needless to say, I got very little work done, and I got lucky because my boss didn't happen to walk in... My eyes were so watery I could barely find the Subscribe button~

@interrogatorchaplain9552

7 жыл бұрын

Alexis Alblood have a boy

@awesomeface19

7 жыл бұрын

James Are you implying there's anything better?

@carterbuji

6 жыл бұрын

Oney will do that to you

25:02 Why is nobody talking about YOU CAN TAKE A SHORTCUT?!

@snuk4845

4 жыл бұрын

*ŸØÜ ÇÄÑ tÀkË Æ ŠhØrtČŪt*

@wumpus976

4 жыл бұрын

As the frame rate gets really choppy, or, *CUT. SHORT.*

@tylerleemet1891

3 жыл бұрын

i fucking died my ribs are fucked lol

@lantern26

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerleemet1891 sounds more like toad from mario

"If you're the greatest wizard ever then what's your patronus, huh?" "It's you, Harry" The best fucking part.

17:39 Julian predicted the new CTR Nitro Fuelled characters.

15:28, most underrated Julian wheeze.

That first "MAAAAAARGE" made me inhale my napkin. Thanks Chris.

@Snorkyuu

5 жыл бұрын

Brun_migillan ok

@sailtheship4309

5 жыл бұрын

ok

@CoffieRaptorStudios

5 жыл бұрын

ko

Maan, I miss em. I know they have good reasons for not coming back but I miss em.

Game Theory: Crash is an anagram of C-Rash, a beloved rapper from the 90s who unfortunately passed away after a botched whaling attempt.

Game grumps has really changed

@mothvile

5 жыл бұрын

Oneyplays is better than GameGrumps

@lylepatterson6022

5 жыл бұрын

@@mothvile fact

@brandio6493

5 жыл бұрын

Oney plays is the best crossover of youtubers

@moonlight_sparkle6659

5 жыл бұрын

For the better too

@danielhaine203

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s actually funny.

I like how Julian, the self-described "not a fuckin orator" and groggy from having just woken up, manages to correctly pronounce Ringling Brothers and Chris fired back with, "what's the dangling butter?"

22:06 wish they left in the full clip where Chris stands there for another like 15 seconds lmfao

30:24 favorite moment

Julian's laughter brings life to me.

Julian just waking up and drowsily asking Chris about the circus is really cute oml-

@mistergiygas447

6 жыл бұрын

"I-I'll talk!...have.......you ever gone....to the circus?"

@ArgentAbsconded

6 жыл бұрын

the funni gay word

@mistergiygas447

6 жыл бұрын

Ugh Man Well, that was unneeded

@ArgentAbsconded

6 жыл бұрын

Don't worry he's probably just looking for attention, or trying desperately to be funny. Children be like that

@MysticMimikyu355

6 жыл бұрын

waluigisglisteningbody Lmao what did I do?

3:01 That‛s a nice Joseph Joestar impression!

Dingdong doing the baby cry almost made me choke on my pasta

@funkrok2010

6 жыл бұрын

Cilye pasketi?

@JMicDizz

5 жыл бұрын

Puhskinti?

@metalocalypseluvr

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@stepstep838

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel trivago?

37:49 The genuine excitement in Chris’ voice when he said “THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT, BABY! THAT’S IT! *THAT’S EVERY GEM!!!”* was GEMuinely heartwarming

@Fillardmillmore

Жыл бұрын

That's Ding dong. Chris is singing hakuna mattata

This is their Goof Troop

@Jashmeenneemhsaj

7 жыл бұрын

Spook In Space YES

Ah the memory’s of ding dong and Julian. They were the funniest of boys and they will be missed

I've actually started watching this more than game grumps lately.

34:34 i choked and almost spat juice my computer after 2 seconds it was done

@BaStAgE

7 жыл бұрын

ho lee shit i see you lived thru the endeavor long enough to post this comment...oh man oh geez....fuck this gay earth

@KingGhidorah5464

7 жыл бұрын

That was me at 31:44

@Thepenguinking2

7 жыл бұрын

KingGhidorah5464 and me at 20:14

@banooca94

7 жыл бұрын

YOU CAN TAKE A..... WHOA!!!

@mrrithexthesilent6385

7 жыл бұрын

Ao Gaku 23:54 for me I can relate to Julian a lot here

"EVERY TIME IT'S EEEEIIIGHT!!" **Cut to Ding Dong earlier in the comp. counting up to 10 while bouncing on a box**

20:15 The Neverhood Game Over. "I see you're a man of culture."

*BOHIJ*

@srbrant5391

4 жыл бұрын

That always slays me.

30:20 basically sums up the whole video.

21:24 you're welcome.

Still the undisputed king of playthroughs on this channel.

18:03 21:37 38:18 Didnt i do this already? also 17:23

@garybritt1483

4 жыл бұрын

18:14 SHESHESHESHE

@jureid4581

4 жыл бұрын

Eh eh eh! UGH!

@snuk4845

4 жыл бұрын

UUUUUUU

The whole series and everything about it is an achievement. You guys should hang this video up on the fridge or something.

3:02 Joseph Joestar

@CalyBun

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@mikekazz5353

5 жыл бұрын

Is that a JoJo reference? Yes Yes Yes

@twistedrubber5166

5 жыл бұрын

O H N O

@chillipepperjotaro6288

5 жыл бұрын

HELP ME OH MAH GAAAAAHD

@Kacky

5 жыл бұрын

@@chillipepperjotaro6288 jojo fans are the bronies of the modern day

16:55 WRAAAAAEEEE

*I'M CROSS O'NOOL*

@nnie7461

6 жыл бұрын

eeyessssss@

@treefingers1183

4 жыл бұрын

*Julian sobbing in the background*

This made my goddamn day. More adventures of BOHIJ in the future, maybe?

@Thisismyhandle329

7 жыл бұрын

pinku blu 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅱️Y

@ryanhester2146

7 жыл бұрын

Salamander 🅱️OHIJ

That Chuckie bit is even more terrifying since we can't see his face

The kinda sand Chris is talking about is called Hydrophobic sand/magic sand, sand coated with a hydrophobic compound. The presence of the hydrophobic compound causes the grains of sand to adhere to one another and form cylinders (to minimize surface area) when exposed to water, and form a pocket of air around the sand.[1] The pocket of air makes magic sand unable to get wet. A variation of this, kinetic sand, has several of the same properties, but acts like wet sand that will not dry out. Hydrophobic sand, whether the wet or dry type, will not mix with water.

First Oney video with the three boys to make it to a million views... YAY!

"EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA"

impossible challenge: finish a glass of water before the end of the video

I've been coming back to this let's play every few months since it was uploaded. It never gets old.

8:57 this is my favorite part

I'm pretty sure this compilations is exactly like the unofficial one... which means the person who made that one was pretty much *on. point.*

@ATOMICGOPHAH13

7 жыл бұрын

The person that made the unofficial one is the person that made this one. Unless you were goofing me in which case fuck you.

@fanstalingibs5585

7 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry i bamboozled you, josuke. *YYYOOOU'RE CRAAZZY*

@ATOMICGOPHAH13

7 жыл бұрын

FanStalin Gibs fuck you

Julian's laugh fills me with great joy.

24:56-25:38 🤣🤣🤣 never laughed so hard in my life

"IT'S EIGHT!" Meanwhile near the start they jumped ten times on those boxes

I just subscribed to oney plays because of this compilation. The humor reminds me of the Jontron Era of Game Grumps with the randomness and the editing.

@dreadlordhg360

6 жыл бұрын

:^)

11:34 "That's G A Y, you're G A Y, you're not my friend anymore"

These guys are like if Game Grumps never lost their edge

@nnie7461

6 жыл бұрын

N************

OMG 20:15 is a The Neverhood joke!

@bat6087

5 жыл бұрын

What's that

@stroopwafel6918

5 жыл бұрын

@@bat6087 a game with clay.

Julian's laugh sounds like it'd be from courage the cowardly dog

The Cortex bits are the best. I literally cannot keep a straight face. XD

my favorite thing about oneyplays as. well as gamegrumps is you can enjoy the dialogue without watching the video. I leave them on in the back ground while I'm working or while I'm falling asleep. I love it.

The sleepier Julian is the more I love him.

"EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA" will always make me cry

P A P P Y R O O S

@ziggystardust7001

7 жыл бұрын

Koko S A N S S Y

@solar2696

7 жыл бұрын

* P A P A R O O S*

@thierrytv19

6 жыл бұрын

And S A N D S

@banooca94

6 жыл бұрын

R A P P Y P O O S

@CoffieRaptorStudios

6 жыл бұрын

S A N N E S S

5:43 is that creepy jingle from something? I feel like I've heard it before

@MrCrashyBashy

6 жыл бұрын

HAPPY PERSON What is it did you find out?

@connorcallan1112

6 жыл бұрын

isn't it from puggsy?

@Hoodied

5 жыл бұрын

Puggsy ost - Lunar jet pag

@GameyRaccoon

4 жыл бұрын

You're thinking of Back to the Future

Some say perfection doesn’t exist, to those people I show them this video. They have no rebuttals

Those are the alternate credits you get for getting all the gems right?

@EvilGman5

7 жыл бұрын

such sophisticated technology we're dealing with here.

Julian's laugh at 8:23 sounds like the Fater Grigori laugh in HL2.

I've had Crash 2 for about 15 or 16 years, and watching their playthrough gives me great joy

This is the first OneyPlays video I'm ever watching and I already love them- this is one of the most fucking hysterical let's play videos I've ever seen

23:43 - Best part.

why do julioan cry

@spooderous

7 жыл бұрын

Maple he is homosex

@soiwenttothestoreandi3055

7 жыл бұрын

ItsDrafty ok good Persons like you

@Noobymanfire

7 жыл бұрын

...WHAT.

@crisisboy5822

5 жыл бұрын

Because his mom and dad are fighting over how many times you have too jump on the crates

6:20 Jesus fucking Christ, Ding Dong. That dark humor brew goes down so smoothly.

I never even realized that they used a Neverhood cutscene at 20:14 until now. DD's knowledge of obscure games never fails to impress.

this video makes me sad now

@garybritt1483

5 жыл бұрын

Why

@Subpar1O1

5 жыл бұрын

@@garybritt1483 dingdoong and jooli left a long time ago and we miss them dearly

@garybritt1483

5 жыл бұрын

@@Subpar1O1 why

@Stankboi

4 жыл бұрын

Gary Britt they went to go work on their games