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I love that Chris is like the only person at RT who consistently befuddles Gavin. GAVIN, who's made more than a few nonsensical statements himself.

"So my mom's dog is dead..." A great way to start this round of "Best of"

Best of Chris Demarais is pretty much anything he apears in... dude is hillarious

@benagnew5367

4 жыл бұрын

Ya but it is unintentionally hilarious 99% of the time which is the best part.

@Indy_rawr

4 жыл бұрын

@@benagnew5367 exactly!

@gabrielas2448

4 жыл бұрын

We all know it's you, Chris (i still agree though :p)

@pigpower1189

4 жыл бұрын

I miss his show. It was great

I love how easily Chris is able to laugh at himself, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes but Chris just rolls with a lot of it so easily

That Emirates segment had me playing it over and over and silently gasping with laughter with tears in my eyes. The London Immigrants!

I may have mentioned this in the first part, but Chris is seriously RT Core's Gavin. He has the craziest stories and does the dumbest things, but I'll be damned if he's not entertaining.

@xXSPADEGG

4 жыл бұрын

At least Gavin knows about cameras and shit, I’m not convinced Chris knows anything about anything...

@ThatDudeWithBoobs

4 жыл бұрын

@@xXSPADEGG Valid point 🤣

@taylorhickey

4 жыл бұрын

GrayF0XX he was a salutatorian lol he’s smart

@chrisc1140

4 жыл бұрын

And with mustard as his wet bread

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

Like Gavin, he is smart-dumb.

Chris: This is my Racoomba. This took... Brad how long? Brad, sounding utterly dead inside: ... 4 hours...

I love Gavin just squeaking "just put it down"

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

"It's melting!"

NAME A FISH YOU EAT!!!

@vigorpendragon9833

4 жыл бұрын

S W O R D

@MxMivx

4 жыл бұрын

GOLD!

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

I think he was trying to make a joke by naming a fish that has "fish" in its actual name.

@vigorpendragon9833

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb Same. Lol

@litrick5471

3 жыл бұрын

They actually do sell swordfish filets at my lowes food

Chris is just so precious. I'm sad that "fish is the opposite of air" and "Is it the apple or the egg" didn't make it.

@PhoenixEditsRT

4 жыл бұрын

Well there could always be a part 3

@KaiSub

4 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixEditsRT I sure hope so! These are great

The Arsenal moment will go down in history as the dumbest moment of RT history. And it cements Chris as being the weirdest person alive.

It’s an airline but why is it dressed like a soccer team? Lol

@erkivalk4398

4 жыл бұрын

Actually missed that golden sentence seeing this bit in the past lel. Just as one would think the situation has been resolved and nothing else absurd could come up.

@yerwol

4 жыл бұрын

Gavs face at the end is amazing!

"What is laughing but squeezing?" 🤔 Indubitably.

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

But you can tell what he meant. A hearty laugh involves a contortion of the belly muscles (a 'belly laugh'), which could arguably have an effect on a pregnancy.

@frankl4750

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb Absolutely. But just the way he phrased it kills me lol

Chris should have been an Achievment hunter with all the crazy shit he does or says. He'd fit in so well with the bois

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, but I'm not sure he'd even survive the level of pranking he'd get.

I always love those rare situations when Brandon doesn't look like the most outlandish one in the room.

Lowkey some of the best modern RT compilations. Great job!

Chris is just the Phillip J. Fry of Roosterteeth, lmao. As evidenced by this video.

Whenever i start a podcast and hear Chris is in it, imma have to focus up for 90 minutes to listen to his brilliance

In Chris' defense for the soccer (OK, football you limeys) shirt, the fact that sports shirts proudly pronounce the sponsor over the team is somewhat confusing.

@Reverendshot777

4 жыл бұрын

Actually Soccer is an originally English term. Although football is a better description of a game where you're you know... not allowed to use your hands. Just your feet. Unlike American football.

@TheFLAMEXD

4 жыл бұрын

Reverend Shot I find it funny how other Brits get offended with the term “soccer”, despite the fact that it originated in England.

@samtrickett5993

4 жыл бұрын

Thunder Goku it’s the English language I think you’ll fine a lot of the etymology of English words originate from England

@TheFLAMEXD

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Trickett Point is, it’s still hilarious how defensive other Brits get over calling football “soccer”, despite the fact that the term itself is English, not American.

@noneofyourbusiness9489

4 жыл бұрын

@@Reverendshot777 I know that. But it seems most Brits don't.

I kinda feel bad for him because he is only funny when he's dumb as hell. Otherwise he gets kinda obscured by the others. Even Geoff in Last Laugh only described him as "Most Human". People usually laugh at him, not with him.

@themardbard9096

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, Chris DOES have his dumb moments, but some of my favorite Extra Life moments are Chris characters (Gandalf and Snape).

@frankl4750

4 жыл бұрын

Personally I love the dude. Even laughing at him, he doesn't seem to have a bad bone in his body. He's a pure soul.

@Versailles18

4 жыл бұрын

@@frankl4750 I completely agree. He seems like a kkind and genuine dude, just not a super funny one.

The racoomba SLAYED me, and then the hard cut to Gavin The Rat buried me six feet under.

The whole discussion about the Arsenal kit and Fly Emirates absolutely broke my brain. I genuinely have no idea how he struggled that much. You'd think he's never seen a sports strip before. Its absolutely a terrible kit though. Up the Klopp.

@spritepunk

4 жыл бұрын

Dawg...

To be fair to Chris about the Emirates and Arsenal bit, I do not follow sports and I do not fly around a lot, so I've had absolutely no reason to look either the team or the airline up, so I was with Chris there being confused about what everyone was losing their minds over. Lmao, of course now I get it, but before that podcast episode, I had no idea who the Arsenals were and what the Emirates was.

"So that's an airline, but why is it dressed like a soccer team?" After that whole discussion, that was what he came up with to say? :D

it's always great when Chris is in the podcast

Best opening yet oh my god

I haven't laughed so hard that tears came in so long 💀

Chris is the ultimate chaotic neutral.

After a 12 hour shift, thank you.

congrats on 3k subs!!

that fish story was gold

I’m laughing at Joel looking at Chris thinking, “You know……that actually makes sense…”

That whole Arsenal jersey bit. Holy shit Chris. That wasn't a brain fart. That was brain diarrhea. 😂😂😂

His head, empty. but his heart? full.

The Emirates one... There're so many plot twists. 😂

In his defense, Blaine said it was the Fly Emirates shirt right before Chris opened his mouth. Also, the text size for it is the largest so one who doesn't know soccer might think Emirates is a type of bird mascot team name.

The whole cooking fish thing is probably why Chris is single

A deeply buried part of my soul resonates with Chris

What an intro! 😂

"Can we, can we cut to commercial? Do we have a commercial or something we can cut to?" *transitions to next clip* Nicely timed 😂 Plus Gavin is a Spurs fan! (or maybe Chelsea, but the Arsenal connection is more to Tottenham)

So does anyone know which podcast the cat in the dryer story Chris tells is in cause I’m not going through over 600 podcasts just to find that one story

The bit with the mustard......that was Clayton torturing Chris by making him watch that happen

Chris is the real life version of Bobby Newport from Parks and Rec

Holy shit i forgot Joel was a part of roosterteeth.

I get the mustard gagging, it looks like dog diarrhea when it comes out of the bottle.

I think Chris fully distracted from Blaine also getting the team wrong when they first showed the shirt

@Damassan

4 жыл бұрын

Also, to be fair, coming from a situation where most sport jerseys don't promote like that and have the team name be tiny, Chris's confusion is understandable.

That's an odd design for a sports shirt. I gather it must be the standard in the UK, but in the US, the team name or emblem is usually the centerpiece, not the sponsor. If I didn't know what Arsenal and Emirates were, I would look at that shirt and assume that Arsenal is sponsoring Emirates, as the emblem seems to be playing second fiddle to the giant "Fly Emirates" text. I understand Chris' confusion, but it's terribly odd design choice.

That tickling a pregnant lady thing makes perfect sense (though it's unlikely to be true).

“Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssword...”

Why does Blaine's backdrop look like Ray's old apartment from when he first started streaming?

I feel like Chris and I tell stories the same way ghdhjdjs

I feel like they made waaaaaaay bigger deal of the fish thing than it was personally but god damn xD

i remember the burrito video coming out lol

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations.

8:21 Blaine has gifted us with the perfect reaction face.

Chris- Mustard Gavin- Wet Bread

Can this be a drinking game? Try not to laugh challenge but every time you laugh, take a shot

@PhoenixEditsRT

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck with that!

I clicked on this hoping to hear him talk abt his mom's dog and it was the first clip. I'll never forget listening to that for the first time on a walk and laughing like a fucking maniac

Does Gus have a daughter that goes to Round Rock High School? He’s was wearing a Dragonette shirt at 8:32.

How does he function as a real human being?

What is laughing but squeezing?

You can eat swordfish and its actually really good.

Chris, Brandon, and Gavin have to be the 3 most entertaining dumb guys in all of RT

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

Who is Brandon?

@BGerbs66

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb Brandon Farmahini, if that's how you spell his name. Look him up

How is he still alive with those cooking skills

I miss Chris and Branden podcasts.

I miss Burnie :c

Honestly I also hate mustard

I feel like soccer wise, Gavin and I wouldn't get along

Still don’t get the emirates part, i guess me and chris will never know (if someone takes the time to explain it to my dumbass i would appreciate it)

@Sogard22

4 жыл бұрын

Soccer countries are poor and therefore have to sell all their space on their jerseys to advertisements rather than feature the team's name or logo. It's pathetic, really.

@chrisbacon7116

4 жыл бұрын

The tech crew dude was wearing an Arsenal jersey. Arsenal is a football team that is rivals with gavin's favorite football team (hotspurs). Fly Emirates an UAE airlines and a sponsor of the football team Arsenal. Chris, A) couldn't pronounce Emirates and B) assumed that Emirates was the name of the team

@MichaelE6414

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Bacon 👌🏽that was the fastest response iv ever had online.

@whitetiger5104

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sogard22 wtf is ur problem there is no issue with that at all. It defo doesn't mean the country is poor

@chrisbacon7116

4 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelE6414 I aim to please lol

I love Chris, I really do, but that Football thing....It was hard to watch

What club does Gav support?

@chrisbacon7116

4 жыл бұрын

Tottenham Hotspurs I think

@Spoooie

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbacon7116 correct

@spritepunk

4 жыл бұрын

Tottenham

Between Brandon, Chris and Gavin, who is the most dumb???

@superwolf1515

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon

@christopherstead1203

4 жыл бұрын

@@superwolf1515 Why him over the other two???

As funny as it is to mock Chris. The whole "Fly Emirates" thing was bullshit. They all act like knowing about a foreign sports time is common knowledge. They just keep laughing at him for something he never heard of before

It's fun to skip ahead like 10 seconds at a time, play the video, and try to figure out what the fuck Chris is talking about

4:32 Chris may be ridiculous in how he cooks fish, but I gotta disagree with Burnie. Fish is not all that complicated. All you really need to do is season the fish with salt and pepper, and then cook it in a pan/oven until it reaches 145°. Is it fancy? No. Is it easy? Quite. I think hes confusing "more expensive than chicken" with "hard to cook" Ps, im from the west side of michigan, where fishing is abundant, so fresh caught fish is not that expensive here anyway PSS. I recommend some perch(if frozen, defrost in a bag in a bowl of water), seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and a pinch of onion powder on both sides(I love garlic). Turn the oven to 350 and put a pan on the stove to medium. Melt butter in the pan, put the perch in. Flip it after a few minutes when the bottom is a nice color, wait a few minutes, then throw the whole pan into the oven(make sure its a pan you can do that with) check every once in a while with a thermometer to check the temp( this could take anywhere from a minute to 10, it depends how cooked it got in the pan) when its about 140°, take it out(itll finish cooking on its own) and then ir you have one squeeze half a lemon onto it. Plate with a side bowl of either malt vinegar or a nice balsamic vinegar to dip into.

Where is that mall I need to be escorted out of there for actually running kids down on those things. (Also the Go-Kart place says I'm no longer welcome for using 'F-Zero' rules so I'm bored.)

That Arsenal bit..... o.O chris, really?

@Sogard22

4 жыл бұрын

Why would a jersey have advertisements larger than the team's logo? That's so trashy

@Spoooie

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sogard22 The teams get more money, which obv is crucial for a sports team