I love how Adam constantly sounds like he just woke up

@SlyNinjaMonk

Жыл бұрын

I think he sounds like he got kicked in the head by a horse

@constructionskeleton8030

Жыл бұрын

@@SlyNinjaMonk Irish national pastime.

@BluFactory816

Жыл бұрын

He's just a sleepy little guy

@Mushroomazone

Жыл бұрын

its called being stoned lmao

@BluFactory816

Жыл бұрын

@@Mushroomazone He's just a stoned little guy

The story of Chris as a 9 year old sending the few pounds to get the cloud strife Keychain and they actually sending it to him, that makes me smile and go "aww" every time

@allahuakbar9084

Жыл бұрын

Free melly

@rowleyryan9025

Жыл бұрын

@@allahuakbar9084no free jeffery

@BarSimple

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp pwease

@jordanreyna8744

Жыл бұрын

Makes me go AWWWW and rub on my inflated belly with gusto.

@gummipawbz

11 ай бұрын

@@BarSimple 1:37 here u go sweet thang

It brings a big green smile to my face to hear the boys talk about the memories implanted in them as test tube babies.

@bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477

Жыл бұрын

Hey that’s not funny I’m a test tube baby and our memories are actually bred into us not implanted contrary to popular belief

@Shitbird3249

Жыл бұрын

My teeth keep turning brown, holding all this shit inside me, my feelings swell up like my my prostration it only causes pain.

@fancyincubus

Жыл бұрын

I'm just happy Chris ripped off a church basket

@alanacidmyer

Жыл бұрын

Helo Crawford

@lorenarodriguez1961

Жыл бұрын

Test tubes

Love that the video starts immediately with "I got in trouble because I hosed my kitchen"

@maninthemask6275

Жыл бұрын

I like how is just like “this feels good, this is fun.”

@yungskeleton-wotvffbe8939

Жыл бұрын

Adam is the funniest guy in oneyplays I wish he'd show up more.

@thundercockjackson

Жыл бұрын

oh fuck, hey guy

@capacitatedflux

Жыл бұрын

Lyle's incredulity during the pillow bit with Adam sustains me. "If you looked, but that'd be ghey."

@MrTheBigNoze

Жыл бұрын

Adam is what you get when you turn the charisma slider to max but intelligence to minimum

I like to imagine Adam is just sleeping in the corner of the room, and every so often they violently shake him awake and yell, "ADAM QUICK TELL A TALE FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD"

@franklinwebber4412

Жыл бұрын

Adam = lil sleepy

@Locust13

11 ай бұрын

ADAM WAKE UP THEY HIT THE PENTAGON ADAM TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE OH MY GOD!!

@Gwennerini

10 ай бұрын

Only for Adam, with heavily lidded eyes to say “when i was a kid i hosed my kitchen.”

@bigbrothertw

8 ай бұрын

they keep him in a cage and feed him hash browns and only let him out to slay gash

@majorghoul9017

8 ай бұрын

He's like Candy Cadet from FNAF 6. You just put a coin in him and listen to whatever he has to say

I'm convinced Zach was just born a nose, and gradually grew arms and legs over time.

@MrJurgenman

Жыл бұрын

My little teratoma

@rish1656

Жыл бұрын

@@MrJurgenman Zack is a modern day version of Henrietta Lacks

@slotho122

Жыл бұрын

Zach has the smallest nose in real life, though.

@legoyoda_

Жыл бұрын

@@MrJurgenman teratomar

@merilynne1548

Жыл бұрын

@@slotho122 and he’s tall af, taller than Tomat

the story of little irish chris writing a letter to buy a final fantasy key chain is adorable LOL

@pinkuparfum

Жыл бұрын

And the fact that the company sent it to him in the end for his troubles. Amazing

@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc

Жыл бұрын

@@pinkuparfum do you have a timestamp

@HiHi-st3mz

Жыл бұрын

@@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc 1:37

@taxisalad

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely thought he was gonna say they just took his money, it took a nice turn

@Mizikame

Жыл бұрын

Back when companies had ‘Tegridy

Adams stories that gradually evolve as he remembers them in real time

@homiejack

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like "I always thought alien computers would be awesome but I got one and it sucked" followed by "I threw it down the stairs"

@krampuskardashian5890

Жыл бұрын

They're procedurally generated.

@BlackMoonHowls

Жыл бұрын

@@krampuskardashian5890 Someone got it.

@lucasottens8506

6 ай бұрын

It's called "lying."

I love the voice Chris gives himself as a child.

@lizzieandmocha1131

Жыл бұрын

@ItsOnlyDanny DUDDY WUDN'T BAH ME AH SUPAHSPLIT

@McDoinky

Жыл бұрын

I LUV DEES GAME

@EsteemedReptile

Жыл бұрын

DAT SOONDS FOOKIN' DEDLY

@thehammurabichode7994

7 ай бұрын

*_TADEE WOULDN'T BUY ME A-_*

@Doughy3205

7 ай бұрын

Sounds Deutch🤣

I love the story of Chris sending money through the mail for the final fantasy key chain. It’s such a sweet thing for the company to do

@Mizikame

Жыл бұрын

Back when companies had ‘Tegridy

@EsteemedReptile

Жыл бұрын

They threw their learning lab at him.

@gabagoolingeverywhere

Жыл бұрын

i remember I was 14 when my ZombiU (remember that) copy was defunct and we lost the receipt so i wrote this overly emotional and heartfelt letter to ubisoft with the help of my brother to get a working copy, a week later i received another copy with this really sweet response saying that they had to break the company rules to send me this copy and how touched they were by my letter lmao. to this day i still think about it and how sweet it all is even if we were a bit manipulative, that employee absolutely rocks and i'm super thankful. wish I didn't lose this letter.

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

Жыл бұрын

@@Mizikame Back when your ass didn’t get robbed by the postal worker.

@Mizikame

Жыл бұрын

@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 Facts 💯

Zach as a Harlequin baby emits an unsettling, yet familiar aura...

@Peradoot

Жыл бұрын

Thought it was just him as a young homunculus

@mikekazz5353

Жыл бұрын

@@Peradoot if That's the case then a Russian Bible would be his kryptonite.

@brospros6327

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of smiling friends

@mooks500

Жыл бұрын

@@Peradoot I think it's a fetus

@davidr3224

Жыл бұрын

@@mikekazz5353 it's actually a chinese to russian dictionary, which is probably weirder

For anyone curious, the ketchup was most likely fermenting in the cupboard which slowly built up pressure over time until it exploded

@JohnSmith-gu2vj

Жыл бұрын

For anyone interested in the TRUTH: it was DEFINITELY ghosts

@peterthehorseishere

Жыл бұрын

ketchup just like me frfr

@ding-dong_bing-bong

Жыл бұрын

"cUpBoArD pReSsUrE?"

@beez3620

Жыл бұрын

yeah that happened to me too when i was living in a shitty student apartment, the ketchup blew up from inside the cupboard

@homa_impsin

Жыл бұрын

then explain the self-setting clock

Ding-Dong saying his childhood stories are boring but then talking about the most insane teachers and kids is funny. Wish he would talk about them more lmao

@Ambipie

Жыл бұрын

Not fun at the time, but fuckin insane

@jelly_4_brainz

Жыл бұрын

UHHHHH RIPASS

@VLADPowder

Жыл бұрын

Staff like that is why kids end up lashing out at authority and developing negative thought patterns and bad habits. It's truly tragic

@jelly_4_brainz

Жыл бұрын

@@VLADPowder *UH RIPASS*

@anonymouslucario285

8 ай бұрын

​@WheedPowder you think Ding Dong lashes out at people?

“Don’t judge her but she hit me for that one”💀

Can't wait for the release of Oney babies

@Dill_Pickle5760

Жыл бұрын

Little Oneys 😂

@TrashyBashy

Жыл бұрын

They’ll make your dreams come true

@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2

Жыл бұрын

Its coming this spring and it's playing at 4:30 A.M. with three timeslots to 5:30 A.M. with ding,dong and Julian coming on at 6:00 A.M.

@mTwJARhead

Жыл бұрын

@@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 right after the smiling friends block

@shanemiller1182

Жыл бұрын

@@TrashyBashySHUT UP! Cartoons

The "9 year old Chris gets a Cloud Strife Key-chain" makes me oddly happy for him. Hope the Cloud Strife Key-Chain knocks at the OneyPlays HQ so he can guest star.

I love how ding dong thought Chris was a child and the wait you did that last year was so genuine

@djdee6386

Жыл бұрын

still love “How could you be such a fool!”

@JRBDWD

Жыл бұрын

@@djdee6386 Ding Dong talks like a SJW,an nwordamerican was going to stab Chris for something he thought.

@heretics_archive

Жыл бұрын

@@djdee6386 the yeah boyyy kills me every time

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

@@heretics_archive "y-you, haha ha-OH NO!"

Funny how they left out the part where Tomar tells the story about his twin brother that was sick that one winter and him and his mom used him for a stew

@blackwingdragon1

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the story of how the Tomar emeralds came to be after he * gulp * you know... sacrificed that village when he was only seven.

@ye11owman29

Жыл бұрын

Also it was crazy that they left out the part where Tomar tells the story how he basically re-enacted the baby scene from A Serbian film when his mom gave birth to his sister

@puhskinti9358

Жыл бұрын

I think it was a soup not a stew

@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng

Жыл бұрын

@@ye11owman29 thanks for reminding me, day ruined

@jelly_4_brainz

Жыл бұрын

@@ye11owman29 that's sick, but something that tomar would in fact do

Ding Dong talking about his school experiences really puts his very dry and jaded mannerisms into perspective. I'm imagining a thousand yard stare with every joke or quip or bit he makes/contributes to.

@spiralgodking9877

Жыл бұрын

That school was so fucked. God damn.

@thehammurabichode7994

11 ай бұрын

It might also explain some of his sexual disorders, as well. As far as I know, vore / cannibalism fetishes often come from feelings of isolation during a person's youth. They want to feel like they aren't alone, so the idea of consuming someone, or being consumed, becomes a fantasy. Ding Dong's stories convey the feeling of isolation very well. (Sorry for talking about something as personal as his sexuality. I just couldn't help but notice the parallel. Also, I understand that sexual disorders can arise independent of childhood trauma) EDIT: typo

@Visigoths

10 ай бұрын

​@@thehammurabichode7994over analyzing

@7U57HTJRYGHG

9 ай бұрын

@@thehammurabichode7994 man i was and am a lonely fuck yet i didnt develop a taste for that, i did develop a taste for straight shota i dunno man having a fantasy about older women might be a mother issue lmao

@TheGimbishGlob

9 ай бұрын

I am vomit

They should make a “BEST OF Zach leaving to use the bathroom” compilation. Honest to god you could probably fill 40+ minutes with that

@Ambipie

Жыл бұрын

Probably drinks too much soda

@mspaint93

Жыл бұрын

He's probably lack toes in taller ants 🤣

@serious.lybobby

Жыл бұрын

It’s be the Christmas miracle the world needs.

@absolutegarbage3654

Жыл бұрын

he's ripping a FAT bong lmao dude weed lol lmao haha

@joshh9521

Жыл бұрын

@@absolutegarbage3654 😂

26:19 Cory being considered a child at 19 is 100% accurate

@asphaltshingles8594

Жыл бұрын

I would think that still is a child in some ways. A very old child, but still one nonetheless.

@rrsidentfrickhoe

Жыл бұрын

@@asphaltshingles8594 I mean if you consider dependents children than yeah, but otherwise, not at all really

@lizzieandmocha1131

Жыл бұрын

@@rrsidentfrickhoe I'm 22 and just graduated college and I still feel like a kid

@rrsidentfrickhoe

Жыл бұрын

@Lizzie and Mocha That's alright I guess but I'm 23, almost done with college and feel like an adult. If it's just how you feel then I haven't been a kid since I was 16-17.

@lizzieandmocha1131

Жыл бұрын

@@rrsidentfrickhoe It's not so much a good kind of feeling as it is more immaturity. A lot of that could be my own insecurity. I know I'm an adult and I know that I'm definitely not a kid, but sometimes, especially when I make a mistake or something I should've known better, I feel like it was a mistake a child would've made.

Zach and Lyle breaking it to Chris that Lapland isn't where Santa lives will never not be funny

@Eemi_Seppala

Жыл бұрын

I know right. It's hilarious how wrong they are.

@zzodysseuszz

8 ай бұрын

@@Eemi_Seppalathey’re right actually. Lapland is just where Santa goes to meet his side chick

@lusteraliaszero

7 ай бұрын

yeah it's greenland

You know, Cory says and does a lot of absurdly donkey-brained shit for which he is appropriately ripped on, but loving Mario romhacks to the point where he learns how to make one, sends it to a content creator he’s a fan of, and is subsequently mercilessly and publicly mocked for it to the point where he loses passion for his hobby is definitely not one of those things. Hopefully that guy gets like testicular torsion or is trapped forever in a psychological hellscape of his own creation or something Great compilation btw, one of the best imo

@sillycookie

Жыл бұрын

I agree. People can be so awful.

@mesotolioma5089

Жыл бұрын

By "that guy" you mean Cory?

@spyrorocks55

Жыл бұрын

does anyone have any idea who it is?

@mesotolioma5089

Жыл бұрын

@@spyrorocks55 Oh wow, someone here is already planning on bullying, harassing and doxxing people, don't get ahead of yourself boy

@ThyrsoidRug4817

Жыл бұрын

@@mesotolioma5089 he means the stupid content creator that made fun of Cory

17:07 you can hear the relief in Tomar's voice when he heard that, he was legit worried Adam got bad touched or something

@Yetithehuman

3 ай бұрын

Tomar seems like a genuine good friend to them, and human being

@mlgcactus1035

2 ай бұрын

Thata whatbhe wants toy to believe ​@@Yetithehuman

@oldylad

28 күн бұрын

@@Yetithehumantired, try harder

@virus-eiiz

Күн бұрын

its so sweet lowkey 🥹🥹

“Alienware computers suck, I had one” “Why? What happened to it?” “I dropped it down the stairs”

I used to think Mario was real and lived in California, and I racked up my mom's phone bill trying to call him

@daltonbecker4494

Жыл бұрын

What would you have done if Mario picked up the phone?

@sabNavyA

Жыл бұрын

@@daltonbecker4494 I probably would have squeed and XD'd

@__sike__

10 ай бұрын

My brain rotted from watching the Super Mario Super Show all day and I was convinced Mario and Luigi lived in New York and could turn into little cartoon guys. Spent nights on the family computer trying to find their number.

@Gwennerini

10 ай бұрын

That’s like saying Santa Claus lives in Missouri.

@gabe_20xx

Ай бұрын

Lmao

I always love seeing the custom Chris-and-Zach drawings for the best-of thumbnails

@jackystarboi3152

Жыл бұрын

Zach be looking like he bit someone and goes "y e u h"

Chris writing the Mario movie as an essay in school reminds me of the time I sent the lyrics of “America, Fuck Yeah” and “Freedom Isn’t Free” to soldiers in Afghanistan as an assignment in school. They were supposed to be thank you letters but no one ever checked them before we sent them. I totally got away with it and a couple of soldiers probably got a good little chuckle.

@maverickREAL

Жыл бұрын

May I be a nerd and request the timestamp?

@mezzeara5993

Жыл бұрын

I can tell you now as someone with a ridiculously large amount of familial military personnel, they will tell that story at parties for the rest of their lives

@artsyfartsynerdywordy

Жыл бұрын

@@mezzeara5993 this is what I was hoping for!!

@sdivine13

4 ай бұрын

I woulda brought that shit back and framed it.

All of DingDong's school stories are just pure, raw and unfiltered American public school

@LifeOutward

9 ай бұрын

*American blue city public schools

@anuses

5 ай бұрын

@@LifeOutward real

34:38 "I was lieing there. My dad asked me what I was doing, and I said "just lieing here." It was the worst day ever." The most Irish of Irishman stories.

@mesotolioma5089

Жыл бұрын

Lieing

@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches

Жыл бұрын

Don't you gaslight me, son. You start lying to people like this and you'll confuse everyone.

@msthecommentator2863

Жыл бұрын

His dad was probably worried that his only son had died of the rot

I will never not smile in glee at "daddy wouldn't by me a super split"

@knotbots

Жыл бұрын

The way he huffs and puffs exactly like he did back then really sells it

@skeeballz

8 ай бұрын

"wook at yoself in da miwwoh dahtty 👁👄👁🥄"

One girl got hit by a car at my school and all she got was a Facebook post, but a massive shrine was made in the hallway along with a mural on the wall to commemorate the life of Kobe Bryant

@rustymug500

8 ай бұрын

That’s crazy because I had a good friend get hit by a car the day Kobe died, my school didn’t do a lot for him either

The "hosed my kitchen" story makes me think of the time when I was like 7-9 and did the same thing but with sugar and black sugar ants got everywhere

@jelly_4_brainz

Жыл бұрын

I did it in the living room and my then stepmom whooped my ass

@yossarian00

Жыл бұрын

I did the same with biscuits cause I got convinced ants would shrink me to their size and torture me if I wasn't nice to them after seeing a dumb movie. Surprisingly I haven't yet developed schizophrenia

@jelly_4_brainz

Жыл бұрын

@@yossarian00 holy shit you thought you was the ant bully???? Your story's better than mine I just thought the ants would worship me and take me as their ruler for gifting them copious amounts of granulated sugar

@yossarian00

Жыл бұрын

@@jelly_4_brainz I don't remember anything about the movie, only the primal fear it caused in me. Thanks for reminding me what it's called by the way lmfao

@jelly_4_brainz

Жыл бұрын

@@yossarian00 Sylvester Stallone ant lol

"Me and my friend were big Naruto fans, so we used to fook our pillows together."

I loved Zach since he was a little homunculus.

I love how the monkey story was like 2 years ago but it's still in the childhood stories compilation

@jaden_bricker

Жыл бұрын

It was a build up to Julian’s ACTUAL childhood story of dressing up like a kkk member

Hearing Lyle laugh like a manic when Adam tells any story is wonderful.

The keychain story is adorable

It puts a huge brown smile on my face how these guys influenced us all to speak on the internet like this, I've been watching them since I was a little homunculus

@ecstatic6437

Жыл бұрын

Brown?

@ggggg77273

Жыл бұрын

​@@ecstatic6437 Mine is vantablack, what color is yours?

@kenesys8713

8 ай бұрын

​@@ggggg77273mine is 4-Dimensional

@squidmeta

5 ай бұрын

Brown?

@dngernoodle

5 ай бұрын

Brown smile from childhood

From the classic keychain story to dumping gallons of water on people and fucking pillows in the same room as your friend

@alfalldoot6715

7 ай бұрын

All of these are in the first 15 minutes mind you

I like that Chris is Irish, and yet needs to put on an Irish accent.

@lillyocarroll

Жыл бұрын

He has an accent all the time ones more stereotyped

@br3akstuff

Жыл бұрын

​@@lillyocarroll Yeah but it has certainly become very neutral over time compared to how it was

@lillyocarroll

Жыл бұрын

@@br3akstuff to be fair most Irish accents are neutral it’s only certain part of Ireland that are real strong and Americans kinda think it’s one accent that’s just all nasal and farmer like yknow but ya since he’s been in America he’s picked up on the lad’s mannerisms in speech as most do

"I got in trouble as a kid because I hosed down my kitchen" said in that glorious slurred speech made me holler in absolute ecstacy

Chris's childhood and zach's childhood stories just made everything make a whole lot more sense holy shit haha

@BlackLynx4607a

Жыл бұрын

They're so self-conscious about it too, just doing shit most children do. No wonder they love cringe videos so much.

Zach was an embryo until 2009 after encountering one of the 8 tomar emeralds He Whent through metamorphosis and gained skin, animation skill,the voice of an angel and the power of hypotheticals The process was traumatic for tomar and transformed him from a humble voice actor to the megalomaniac we know and love today

@seansmith6255

Жыл бұрын

He also gained telekinetic and pyrokinetic making him as powerful as the reliable couple of blaze the cat and silver the hedgehog And with his autistic power coming from rocks Is the reason he is known as psychicpebbles

Adam's Alienware laptop story are the perfect clips to use to get a general idea of him

Chris attempting to scream "he went CHRIIIIIS" like 8 times fucking sent me

@Patrick.Weightman

Жыл бұрын

I felt that so deep that I was getting legitimately frustrated for him lol

1:51:49 Cory's experimenting stories and chris' reaction will always crack me up

I’m convinced Adam wasn’t born and instead just randomly fell from the sky like Mr. Bean

Coreys gay CD cases story makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe every fkn time. Before he elaborates it seems like he stuck an actual CD case in his butt like a coin slot and it's so insane. Plus using a trashbag as protection is so conceptually hilarious. And him just casually saying things that any normal person would never admit under threat

@inunekochan

Жыл бұрын

Cory def stuck SOMETHING up his butt and got embarrassed lol 😂😂 l think thats why he went on about CD cases and trash bags - to try and hide the fact that he answered Chris' question honestly by saying something so ridiculous as a follow up. He totally wanted to derail his admittance to shoving things up his stinker lmao it gets a laugh outta me everytime 💀😂

@mspaint93

Жыл бұрын

@@inunekochan Lmao I genuinely believe he did what he said; it's too insane and so much more embarrassing than doing something actually gay. Saying he just did gay stuff and didn't like it wouldn't be that crazy if you've seen his art, but using a CD case holder with a trash bag is so unhinged I could be waterboarded for days and not admit to it

@inunekochan

Жыл бұрын

@@mspaint93 Oh, yeah, he definitely appreciates peepees in a sense that he can draw them really good at least! But HOW would he even use a CD case is beyond me 😂😭😭 its nothing but sharp edges. Maybe the trash bag part was true - he coulda wrapped a small part of it around his finger or something else more phallic shaped bc he didnt have/wanted to waste a condom, but the CD? 😥 Its just so wild! lol In the end I suppose its just easier to accept he actually did use both, instead of wondering how, I guess 😂 and it never fails to make ppl laugh regardless lol xD

@CrazyLikeUhFox

Жыл бұрын

@@inunekochan he’s talking about those CD cases that are a plastic pole on a pedestal that you stack the CDs on.

@inunekochan

Жыл бұрын

@@CrazyLikeUhFox omg, that makes SO much more sense visually lmao 😂 Ofc leave it to Cory to not describe it accurately or say the right word like "pole/pedestal" should known lol

Dingdong story about looking back at how bad highschool or school is, is relatable when you are in your 20s and realize a lot of teachers got mental health issues. Like I thought recently that if I met a person who acted like that in the middle of the street as an adult I would either think they are crazy or sue them. Like I'm pretty sure some were venting out their insecurities, like I think they all wanted to be uni professors but they couldn't so they bullied the kids out of frustration.

@Jerry-yd8pj

Жыл бұрын

Checks out.

@toximan2008

Жыл бұрын

Which is even sadder, because uni feels like even more of a daycare to teachers. I swear that college students are considerably more lazy and less motivated than high school kids ever seemed.

@MitridatedCarbon

Жыл бұрын

@@toximan2008 it depends, but yeah, i've met a lot of university teachers who are there just like to get the paycheck, smell their own farts and act their own movie fantasies. Like, the moment I saw Whiplash I knew some dumb professor would have imitated the JJ Jameson guy like the edgy teens did for Joker.

@MitridatedCarbon

Жыл бұрын

@@samk9693 yeah. Like, sometimes I imagine acting like my teachers with someone in their teens, and I feel lsad . Like bro, you are in your forties, stop laughing at the stuttering kid.

@berdlyistrans

Жыл бұрын

@@samk9693 there are plenty of good teachers and at least in america considering the pay many do go into it to do good and make a difference, you just sound like you don't like teachers

listening this in the background while working is the funniest shit ever

@kie_stone

Жыл бұрын

The true TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE

@completelyroundoak

3 ай бұрын

"Hey (name), what's so funny?"

@smonr9759

Ай бұрын

I’m doing the exact same thing LMAO

every time i hear that story about chris's mom trading the genesis for the toys i get stress pains in my back

@IBACAU123

8 ай бұрын

hello

@shottysteve

8 ай бұрын

@@IBACAU123 hi whats up

@IBACAU123

8 ай бұрын

@@shottysteve what's up with the videos man?

Love how this video goes between funny moments and childhood trauma dumps with no in-between

32:46 - in case anyone actually cares, Chris's and Naill's ketchup fermented Recently had the same happen to me, though the explosion happened just as I opened the bottle, and got it spraying all over myself. Essentially if you store bottled ketchup at too warm a temperature, the sugars in it can ferment into a gross, ketchupy alcohol. This causes gas to build up, and if left long enough (and it's one of those plastic clip top bottles), it'll blow the top open and "explode".

@Wyrm3

Жыл бұрын

Can it get you drunk?

@Yoppy..

Жыл бұрын

@@Wyrm3 yes but you need an inordinate amount of ketchup and probably added water to get enough alcohol to be viable. itll taste like shit and more likely than not make you sick

@TheArcticBaboon

Жыл бұрын

@@Wyrm3 probably. I mean one of the ingredients used in prison hooch is ketchup. Would probably take several bottles of the stuff though, since how alcoholic something is depends on the original sugar content. Plus warm ketchup isn't always guaranteed to ferment, since I'm pretty sure some kind of yeast needs to be present. Also like I say, it's pretty gross

I’m still confused how tomar could have been at all of the individual cast members births and was able to convince their parents to let him name them

@Wyrm3

Жыл бұрын

He did dirty deeds, ones we should not speak of.

@puhskinti9358

Жыл бұрын

And he got them done dirt cheap

im glad that being a kid sucked for all of us and yet somehow we still miss it

@mrscruffles801

Жыл бұрын

I don't miss it at all, I don't know how you can

@Yoppy..

Жыл бұрын

@@mrscruffles801 when you dont know anything, like a child, the world seems bigger and better than it is. ignorance REALLY IS bliss

@mrscruffles801

Жыл бұрын

@@Yoppy.. Yeah and when you have basically no rights and the people who you are told to trust and depend on will absolutely scream their heads off at you for the tiniest of infractions like you aren't just some kid making dumb mistakes. No, I much prefer being an adult and not having to deal with any of that.

@Yoppy..

Жыл бұрын

@@mrscruffles801 lol what? i still get yelled at for the tiniest of infractions as an adult. things havent changed except my view on the world. children have it good, mostly.

@mrscruffles801

Жыл бұрын

@@Yoppy.. Yeah but as an adult you can tell those people to f off.

One of my favorite Oney videos for years now is him trying to get more attention than his sister when they were little babby kids. He's only like 4 in the video but she's rambling about "the aester boony" and he pops up from the behind the couch like a goblin gnome elf and emits this energy that makes you go "Holy shit it's him. He has arrived. May god help us." RIP Innocence

It always touches me that in the first story, adam tells everyone not to judge her before telling them that she struck him over it

Adam's Alienware PC story is one of the greatest stories ever told.

Please bring back Adam, stories like the opener cannot be replicated

1:40:15 the duck thing is real. My mother (born in the 80s) used to always call the koopas ducks and she still does.

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

24 күн бұрын

I was born in the ‘80s too, but I always called them koopas.

Cory getting shown Faces of Evil at like 7 explains alot about how he turned out

@swarler

Жыл бұрын

yeah isn't that like the worst zelda game ever or something

@JI0MB

11 ай бұрын

@@swarler it's the one they made all the YTPs of

at 1:54:45 he’s taking about Faces of Death which is really funny to me because it was my moms first R rated movie when she was like 8 years old. her older sister had no clue what it was lmao

@offchristianamr

Жыл бұрын

I swear everyone who lived through 80s is traumatized by that movie. I’ve had like four different adults in my family tell me at different points in my life how truly evil it is and to never, ever watch it. Their faces always had the most hollow, haunted expression when they talked about it.

@parsleyisthicc

Жыл бұрын

@@offchristianamr my dad use to own the entire collection on vhs. He only mentioned it nonchalantly when I was once bragging about fucked up movies I watched lol

@volnartheunforgiving3952

4 ай бұрын

Wait did he like accidentally refer to it as the like Zelda CDI game

16:46 Tomar is such a good friend.

I love that you can tell when Chris is telling the truth vs when he's telling a totally outrageous lie

Me while the intros playing: "I hope Adam's story about hosing his kitchen down gets included"

I'm glad these were all put together in one video. I've been stealing these stories and passing them off as my own. I was raised in a horrible orphanage. My childhood stories scare, sadden, and alienate my middle and upper-class friends and co-workers. I really would like to spare the feeling of being "bummed" by my childhood. Thank you!

@jinclement5814

Жыл бұрын

cringe

@aeris_ezsm

Жыл бұрын

Cringe

@userequaltoNull

Жыл бұрын

Sadcringe 😭

@br3akstuff

Жыл бұрын

Do orphanages even still exist

9:34 this clip is what certified Adam as a member of the channel

@MorkedUP1

Жыл бұрын

This is seriously one of my favorite oney plays moments, lyles confusion and Chris’s laughter is the perfect cherry on top

9:34 is one of the craziest moments on oneyplays ever ngl. just comes out of nowhere

DD sassing Chris and Julian wheezing in the background will never not be the funniest shit in the world

Too many best ofs. Brain destroyed. I now have ADHD from watching too much Oneyplays today.

@bigbird4481

Жыл бұрын

I believe I'm the same, I read brain as "Brian" and was trying to figure out who's Brian

@meme_lord1715

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbird4481 you were just thinking of our lord and savior Brian griffin dw

"Did I ever tell you about how Alienware computers suck" "No why?" "I dropped it down the stairs"

Listening to their school stories makes me grateful that my school system was much better, yeah there were a few teachers who were hardasses but they still cared and wanted to actually teach.

The spaghetti bird story is comedy gold

22:27 Lyle - "Every cool person I know has been bullied. That is, to an extent, true."

Ding Dong's high-school probably could have gotten in MASSIVE legal trouble if the students had contacted the police

The Oogie Boogie/Ape story is one of the best stories they've ever told.

I couldnt stop laughing at imagining getting an expensive Alienware pc and unplugging it to just jump up and down and break it after a few days of having it

Adam's stories were incredible

13:30 There's nothing wrong with playing pretend when you're a kid. It's totally normal so don't be so critical of yourselves.

I want Adam to appear more... I hope he's doing alright!

@blackwingdragon1

Жыл бұрын

We JUST got a break from Cory, we can't handle that Adam right now.

34:23 your father was clearly worried seeing you laying on the floor like that, Chris

The "I hosed down my kitchen" one is one of my all time favorites. "Don't judge her, but she hit me for that one." Lmao!!

my favourite tomar childhood story was when he, as a 3 year old, sacrificed his identical twin to the sun god. his family doesn't talk about it anymore.

The nail in the eye story always gets my brain going. She must’ve thought that Chris threw a fingernail in her eye.

My mom was a middle school art teacher with computers in her classroom and I vividly remember the day she complained to me that her students were using the computer to look up "some kind of cartoon porn called hentai", I never had to hide my power level more than in that conversation.

I want Chris's dad to tell my a bedtime story.

Everybody talking about Chris's story about how he sent some coins to a company and they answered but no one is talking about the God of War's composer being the nicest person on earth, that was so cool

Damn, 4 “best of” videos in 1 day? Including a new gaslighting one? You’ve been on a roll, oneyplays.

@waterPsychiatrist

Жыл бұрын

4? What world are you on

@CameronAB122

Жыл бұрын

@@waterPsychiatrist bro we just got gaslit

@waterPsychiatrist

Жыл бұрын

@@CameronAB122 Darn, they got me with the oldest brick in the took

@inunekochan

Жыл бұрын

@@waterPsychiatrist the brownest oldest brick too

I felt that "don't judge her but she hit me"

Chris’s stories are so heartwarming n warm they really make you feel like you’ve known him for years. 1:56:40 lowers my blood pressure

Chris's story about stealing and feeling guilty is exactly what happened to me as a kid with a ninja turtles action figure piece lmfao

The way Chris recites dialogue from his wacky stories remind me of how people parody movie trailers, like; He's gonna do the thing "I'm gonna do the thing" But his life is turning around "My life is turning around!"

The onyplays kingdom hearts playthrough is the best thing on the internet

“And I like shooting crows” kills me everytime

one girl in my class was mildly mentally disabled and ate glue sticks and everyone knew about it but they never stopped giving her glue sticks for some reason

finally an hour of zach’s homunculus years

When I was 2 Oney rubbed my tummy a lot. Thanks OneyPlays!

Im listening to this at work and it took every muscle in my face not to laugh at the fucking pillows story 🤣

Yes. I want part two. I really want to see the art of different people and their artistic impressions