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just how many moments of brutal honesty and savage insults can captain holt dole out? Literally just Captain Holt being brutally honest for 8 minutes straight... you're welcome.
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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"I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life." "I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you." "And yet crime has continued."
@SpiritusFrumenti
4 ай бұрын
He isnt wrong
@Ally.Cat.252
3 ай бұрын
The funniest one
@g80gzt
2 ай бұрын
"I've" he lied
“ if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like”-Holt
@reggyjohnson9083
8 ай бұрын
Ironic he was devastated he lost photos in a fire
@MikeRotch2020
7 ай бұрын
Yep. We heard him. Don't worry
@user-ir2xv3bk2l
3 ай бұрын
BARS!!!
@friendlyneigborhoodbean
2 ай бұрын
@@reggyjohnson9083 of treasured memories. Not of the people
@g80gzt
2 ай бұрын
A contraction, which means he lied.
Captain Raymond Holt is one of the best written characters in sitcoms.
@MichaelGreen-vk5xq
8 ай бұрын
*best written characters on television
@fowlgrowl888
8 ай бұрын
Dear jra610, I agree wholeheartedly with your astute analysis of this character within this medium. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt
@MichaelGreen-vk5xq
8 ай бұрын
@@fowlgrowl888 I'M A HUMAN! A HUMAN MALE
@oliverhooper435
8 ай бұрын
* Captain Raymond Jacob Holt
@chuckschuldinerisgodly
8 ай бұрын
Y a s s , queen. •_•
“Don’t people call you Ray?” *“How dare you….”*
@ludviglundqvist7334
8 ай бұрын
Top 3 Holt moments
@gen4john660
8 ай бұрын
Got em😂
@0g0dn0
7 ай бұрын
@@ludviglundqvist7334How many top Holt moments involve him saying “How dare you” to someone?
@corazon8255
2 ай бұрын
He also allowed Marcus to call him Ray as well, which is funny 🤣
RIP Andre Braugher. What a legend
@grimm_comics
6 ай бұрын
💯
@danbradbury4747
6 ай бұрын
I will remember what he looked like
"I can't play favorites. You never did when you were in charge." " Of course I did." "Really? I never got any any special treatment." "I think you can do the math here." OMG seriously underrated burn.
@fosjutub
8 ай бұрын
it took me a while to do the math but dayum
@AstaYelling
8 ай бұрын
I still don’t understand this line help
@aditipramanik9923
8 ай бұрын
@AstaYelling I think he meant Terry wasn't his favourite🥲🥲 poor Terry
@AstaYelling
8 ай бұрын
@@aditipramanik9923 oh dang
@aditipramanik9923
8 ай бұрын
@@AstaYelling oh dang indeed 🥲🥲
"Who are you? WILLIAM Wonka?" This is so Captain Holt :D
Fun fact. At the very first episode Holt introduces himself at the squad as Captain Ray Holt.
@idanlewenhoff2295
8 ай бұрын
Noice
@miri96bolognA
8 ай бұрын
Exactly!! I think of it anytime!
@lizzyrank5405
7 ай бұрын
My goodness, I didn't realize he made such a blunder. I'm surprised Jake never said anything😂
@RictusHolloweye
5 ай бұрын
It was doubtless a strategy to encourage comradery and a lax attitude so that the captain could closer ascertain the level of professionalism of the precinct.
@enriquecabrera2137
3 ай бұрын
CAPTAIN Ray Holt. That means they should address him as Captain or Captain Holt. The Ray was a formality.
"Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con-man's ruse" is still the best life advice I have ever received...
"Any philosopher post Rousseau is essentially a magazine. You rube."
@bandziarang9952
8 ай бұрын
rousseau wasnt french😪
@FlashAm
7 ай бұрын
@@bandziarang9952 He lived most his life in Paris and died there. He was swiss-born but still a French citizen
@bandziarang9952
7 ай бұрын
@@FlashAm he referred to Geneva as his home many times, fair to say he felt Swiss
@FlashAm
7 ай бұрын
@@bandziarang9952 Fair enough, but I still see why some people consider him a French philosopher
@Ibasirov
5 ай бұрын
@@bandziarang9952oh yeah, that’s exactly how he is remembered in all countries: not french, Swiss born philosopher. Just like Zidane is not french football-player
Notice how he says to never take an adult who chews gum seriously, and then later on chews gum
@Sun-gv8yh
8 ай бұрын
DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAO
@duckcoleman3745
8 ай бұрын
To be fair, that means he was being untrustworthy by saying that in the first place😂
@Joyful_Traitor
8 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@YesIndeed-nt9lo
8 ай бұрын
Also Gina chews gum so does he trust her?
@Sun-gv8yh
8 ай бұрын
@@YesIndeed-nt9lo oooh, that's right. I wonder as well. Maybe he doesn't trust her then lmao
Your relationship to PB&J? "I want a sandwich. I MAKE a sandwich. I EAT ... a sandwich."
@matthewgallaway3675
2 ай бұрын
A perfect beginning middle and end
I ALWAYS forget about the "William Wonka" line 😂😂
1:49 Holt: “do not trust any adult who chews gum at all” 6:48 *Holt chews a piece of gum* He can’t be trusted!
@bagusadjie4522
8 ай бұрын
he was lying when he was chewing gum
@cesarjuarez931
4 ай бұрын
The heists prove that
"PAAAINNNN" my whole life
RIP, Captain. You will be sorely missed. ❤️❤️
"Your mango yogurt" *WOOOO!*
“De-ball these bands!” 😂😂
1:11 my all time favorite B99 joke 😂
Holt: The absolute KING of SASS.
Man, Holt dropping that truth bomb on Terry is enough to give any cop an existential crisis. ‘and yet, crime continues’ 😢
0:53 tell that to Kevin, your husband, who has a framed picture of you in his office.
@spiritzion
8 ай бұрын
and to himself in the mirror. he has a little figure of cheddar on his desk.
@Bazookatone1
8 ай бұрын
Kevin is much more Sentimental than holt,
Coming back to relive the good times, RIP Andre ‘Captain Holt’
1:00 "Keep your bands in a box or a bag." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@34blackula
7 ай бұрын
"And deball these bands" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vagabondwiz
7 ай бұрын
Holt's alliterative lines are my fav!
Holt says if you love someone you'll remember what they look like but he has a picture of Cheddar in his office
@bagusadjie4522
8 ай бұрын
in that same episode, in the end he kinda understand why and let max 1 photo of loved ones on the desk
@trippinhard250
8 ай бұрын
@@bagusadjie4522 That was Amy I think
@jexelbur6872
8 ай бұрын
That might be an inside joke for how the dog playing Cheddar is different each season.
@reeceytaylor
8 ай бұрын
@@jexelbur6872 that was only because of dog availability
@lindam156
8 ай бұрын
Kevin also has Terry’s painting of Holt in his office 😂😂
😂 I don’t remember the “magic genitalia” comment, I must have missed an episode 🤣
@kingolo97
8 ай бұрын
It was the episode where Amy hosted Thanksgiving, Jake met Amy's dad and Charles ordered a live turkey to butcher in Amy's bathroom
@cazia9
Ай бұрын
S3 - Mr Santiago is the episode title
The "yeesh" at 6:34 sounds ad-libbed and it elevates the burn a million fold.
And yet no Emmy for him in a comedy role huh? Messed up if you ask me.
@Shadeza1373
8 ай бұрын
Anger 😂😂 even towards comedies 😂😂 Americans 🇺🇸
RIP. An acting legend gone too soon.
Here after the devastating news. Thank you, Andre, for everything.
0:08 i've just realised that Captain Holt's introduction from the show's intro is him standing in this position. I've found all the other characters positions but never been able to spot Captain's!
@PR-xm1gi
7 ай бұрын
Where’s Gina’s from?
@Rob-zq6bh
Ай бұрын
WHERE IS GINA’S
Rest in Peace Andre ❤
This definitely hits different right now 😢😢 R.I.P
My fav., Gina, "Chartreuse alert!" Holt, "Gina, please limit your alerts to ROYGBIV!" Ah! RIP Captain Holt Xx
R.I.P Captain Dad 😢
"Never. Love. Anything."
No one will ever be able to replace him. We lost something very very special when he passed.
I will remember what The Captain looked like 💔
Magical Genitalia takes me by surprise every time
Never vacation in Banff.....so random and perfect
I miss him already 😭😢
4:28 - I quote this all the time...
A brilliant human/genius gone too soon. See you at the precinct in the skies captain dad :(
thank you for one of the best series Captain Holt.
Can't believe he's not with us anymore
Well , brutal honesty got me into way too much trouble in my life but i have no regrets …
@mikepalmer2219
3 ай бұрын
Lol. Same here. Lol.
Holt : And now for a message of hope Jake : aah a message of hope right on time Holt: everything is garbage
Glory!! He play is Glory!! The "Pain" line was it. That drove me crazy!!
Well I guess holt knows he’s in the world
RIP Andre Braugher 💔
RIP Captain
wait.... holt is chewing gum at 6:50 but said not to trust any adult who chews gum at 1:50
@thehabz4190
8 ай бұрын
I like to think he does it to show Jake "clearly you don't trust me so I will chew gum to show that"
Holt can be so stern stern is right
If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"... I was just demonstrating to Dt. Peralta what a FACT is."
R.I.P Andre Braugher 😢
it's still so hard to believe Andre Braugher is gone. Such an amazing actor, and an awesome comedian.
RIP Andre Braugher 🙏🪦🕊
Love this show.
Every time I'm shocked with the level of acting
So many great lines and hilariously delivered.
RIP Andre, you'll be missed ❤
7:22 replay button
1:12 this is my favourite one lmao
cap. holt saying "imbecile" is gold
MORE HOLT PLSSS
RIP Captain Holt❤❤
Omg the I think you can do the math there is so funny lmao
@BenE8844
Ай бұрын
Can you please explain this joke?
0:52 no. I actually DO FORGET how people look like. I forget faces. I mean, I recognize people, when I see them again ... but the longer I don't see them, the more difficult it gets for me, to picture their faces. :3
RIP Captain dad
The GREAT Andre Braugher. RIP All the young ones who love this show and live Holt, go search out his work in Homicide. Mindbending acting.
6:47 "never trust an adult who eats gum" The man stands by his principles. I like that But then how am I supposed to trust his principles now? What is this paradox? HELP!!!!
Dear Andre Braugher. I will always remember what you look like. Much love from Quebec ❤❤
RIP Andre
I like to imagine a world where Captain Holt and Ron Swanson are the best coworkers ever that still never talk sometimes...
Rest in Peace Andre
RIP Captain ❤
I played favorites and you can do the maths. Good one Holt!
It is so hard to believe he's gone, he was the best character on the show.
RIP Captain !
"Sharon, you look big. like a Mighty tree"
"Don't people call you Ray?" "... How dare you?" I miss Andre Braugher
Terry actually got the brunt of the honesty
Rip the GOAT
2:39 I think you can do the math here😅
Andre not getting an Emmy is a crime!!!
RIP Andre Braugher 😢🌹
Paaaaiiinnnnn 4:33
If BOONNNNNNEEEEEE is not on here👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀☠️
@DiscoSamurai
8 ай бұрын
That's not him being brutally honest, though. In fact, he's hiding the fact he needed to bone.
@bs-gi3gs
8 ай бұрын
@@DiscoSamurai it still needs to be in every compilation. Come on it is BOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNE 🤣
LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 "and yet crime has continued"
6:32 I can't believe Raymond killed Terry live on air
We love you Captain Holt always R.I.P.
Message of hope😂😂
PAAAIIIIIN!
“PAINNNN”
RIP icon
And yet crime has continued 😂😂
Any French philosophy post Rousseau is essentially a magazine 😂😂😂😂
Captain Holt will be my favourite TV character 💯💯
What did Holt mean with you can do the math here when asked about special treatment at 2:37?
@daithiodonnell2825
8 ай бұрын
That Terry wasn't one of his favorites.
@danterpan
8 ай бұрын
@@daithiodonnell2825 what a sick burn