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just how many moments of brutal honesty and savage insults can captain holt dole out? Literally just Captain Holt being brutally honest for 8 minutes straight... you're welcome.
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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  • @adammclaughlin845
    @adammclaughlin8457 ай бұрын

    "I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life." "I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you." "And yet crime has continued."

  • @SpiritusFrumenti

    @SpiritusFrumenti

    4 ай бұрын

    He isnt wrong

  • @Ally.Cat.252

    @Ally.Cat.252

    3 ай бұрын

    The funniest one

  • @g80gzt

    @g80gzt

    2 ай бұрын

    "I've" he lied

  • @babyzorilla
    @babyzorilla8 ай бұрын

    “ if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like”-Holt

  • @reggyjohnson9083

    @reggyjohnson9083

    8 ай бұрын

    Ironic he was devastated he lost photos in a fire

  • @MikeRotch2020

    @MikeRotch2020

    7 ай бұрын

    Yep. We heard him. Don't worry

  • @user-ir2xv3bk2l

    @user-ir2xv3bk2l

    3 ай бұрын

    BARS!!!

  • @friendlyneigborhoodbean

    @friendlyneigborhoodbean

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@reggyjohnson9083 of treasured memories. Not of the people

  • @g80gzt

    @g80gzt

    2 ай бұрын

    A contraction, which means he lied.

  • @rja610
    @rja6108 ай бұрын

    Captain Raymond Holt is one of the best written characters in sitcoms.

  • @MichaelGreen-vk5xq

    @MichaelGreen-vk5xq

    8 ай бұрын

    *best written characters on television

  • @fowlgrowl888

    @fowlgrowl888

    8 ай бұрын

    Dear jra610, I agree wholeheartedly with your astute analysis of this character within this medium. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt

  • @MichaelGreen-vk5xq

    @MichaelGreen-vk5xq

    8 ай бұрын

    @@fowlgrowl888 I'M A HUMAN! A HUMAN MALE

  • @oliverhooper435

    @oliverhooper435

    8 ай бұрын

    * Captain Raymond Jacob Holt

  • @chuckschuldinerisgodly

    @chuckschuldinerisgodly

    8 ай бұрын

    Y a s s , queen. •_•

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano80728 ай бұрын

    “Don’t people call you Ray?” *“How dare you….”*

  • @ludviglundqvist7334

    @ludviglundqvist7334

    8 ай бұрын

    Top 3 Holt moments

  • @gen4john660

    @gen4john660

    8 ай бұрын

    Got em😂

  • @0g0dn0

    @0g0dn0

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ludviglundqvist7334How many top Holt moments involve him saying “How dare you” to someone?

  • @corazon8255

    @corazon8255

    2 ай бұрын

    He also allowed Marcus to call him Ray as well, which is funny 🤣

  • @armand3686
    @armand36866 ай бұрын

    RIP Andre Braugher. What a legend

  • @grimm_comics

    @grimm_comics

    6 ай бұрын

    💯

  • @danbradbury4747

    @danbradbury4747

    6 ай бұрын

    I will remember what he looked like

  • @billyedsatiristry7952
    @billyedsatiristry79528 ай бұрын

    "I can't play favorites. You never did when you were in charge." " Of course I did." "Really? I never got any any special treatment." "I think you can do the math here." OMG seriously underrated burn.

  • @fosjutub

    @fosjutub

    8 ай бұрын

    it took me a while to do the math but dayum

  • @AstaYelling

    @AstaYelling

    8 ай бұрын

    I still don’t understand this line help

  • @aditipramanik9923

    @aditipramanik9923

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@AstaYelling I think he meant Terry wasn't his favourite🥲🥲 poor Terry

  • @AstaYelling

    @AstaYelling

    8 ай бұрын

    @@aditipramanik9923 oh dang

  • @aditipramanik9923

    @aditipramanik9923

    8 ай бұрын

    @@AstaYelling oh dang indeed 🥲🥲

  • @didemt1510
    @didemt15103 ай бұрын

    "Who are you? WILLIAM Wonka?" This is so Captain Holt :D

  • @giannisk82
    @giannisk828 ай бұрын

    Fun fact. At the very first episode Holt introduces himself at the squad as Captain Ray Holt.

  • @idanlewenhoff2295

    @idanlewenhoff2295

    8 ай бұрын

    Noice

  • @miri96bolognA

    @miri96bolognA

    8 ай бұрын

    Exactly!! I think of it anytime!

  • @lizzyrank5405

    @lizzyrank5405

    7 ай бұрын

    My goodness, I didn't realize he made such a blunder. I'm surprised Jake never said anything😂

  • @RictusHolloweye

    @RictusHolloweye

    5 ай бұрын

    It was doubtless a strategy to encourage comradery and a lax attitude so that the captain could closer ascertain the level of professionalism of the precinct.

  • @enriquecabrera2137

    @enriquecabrera2137

    3 ай бұрын

    CAPTAIN Ray Holt. That means they should address him as Captain or Captain Holt. The Ray was a formality.

  • @Robert-hz9bj
    @Robert-hz9bj7 ай бұрын

    "Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con-man's ruse" is still the best life advice I have ever received...

  • @dariusalexander8985
    @dariusalexander89858 ай бұрын

    "Any philosopher post Rousseau is essentially a magazine. You rube."

  • @bandziarang9952

    @bandziarang9952

    8 ай бұрын

    rousseau wasnt french😪

  • @FlashAm

    @FlashAm

    7 ай бұрын

    @@bandziarang9952 He lived most his life in Paris and died there. He was swiss-born but still a French citizen

  • @bandziarang9952

    @bandziarang9952

    7 ай бұрын

    @@FlashAm he referred to Geneva as his home many times, fair to say he felt Swiss

  • @FlashAm

    @FlashAm

    7 ай бұрын

    @@bandziarang9952 Fair enough, but I still see why some people consider him a French philosopher

  • @Ibasirov

    @Ibasirov

    5 ай бұрын

    @@bandziarang9952oh yeah, that’s exactly how he is remembered in all countries: not french, Swiss born philosopher. Just like Zidane is not french football-player

  • @colinmartin3760
    @colinmartin37608 ай бұрын

    Notice how he says to never take an adult who chews gum seriously, and then later on chews gum

  • @Sun-gv8yh

    @Sun-gv8yh

    8 ай бұрын

    DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAO

  • @duckcoleman3745

    @duckcoleman3745

    8 ай бұрын

    To be fair, that means he was being untrustworthy by saying that in the first place😂

  • @Joyful_Traitor

    @Joyful_Traitor

    8 ай бұрын

    I was looking for this comment

  • @YesIndeed-nt9lo

    @YesIndeed-nt9lo

    8 ай бұрын

    Also Gina chews gum so does he trust her?

  • @Sun-gv8yh

    @Sun-gv8yh

    8 ай бұрын

    @@YesIndeed-nt9lo oooh, that's right. I wonder as well. Maybe he doesn't trust her then lmao

  • @keennickolas8575
    @keennickolas85758 ай бұрын

    Your relationship to PB&J? "I want a sandwich. I MAKE a sandwich. I EAT ... a sandwich."

  • @matthewgallaway3675

    @matthewgallaway3675

    2 ай бұрын

    A perfect beginning middle and end

  • @nsanders125
    @nsanders1258 ай бұрын

    I ALWAYS forget about the "William Wonka" line 😂😂

  • @miles3908
    @miles39088 ай бұрын

    1:49 Holt: “do not trust any adult who chews gum at all” 6:48 *Holt chews a piece of gum* He can’t be trusted!

  • @bagusadjie4522

    @bagusadjie4522

    8 ай бұрын

    he was lying when he was chewing gum

  • @cesarjuarez931

    @cesarjuarez931

    4 ай бұрын

    The heists prove that

  • @user-yb1ob2mw4s
    @user-yb1ob2mw4s8 ай бұрын

    "PAAAINNNN" my whole life

  • @MrsBrennaAHyde
    @MrsBrennaAHyde6 ай бұрын

    RIP, Captain. You will be sorely missed. ❤️❤️

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn83553 ай бұрын

    "Your mango yogurt" *WOOOO!*

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys6 ай бұрын

    “De-ball these bands!” 😂😂

  • @DSMTheEditor
    @DSMTheEditor8 ай бұрын

    1:11 my all time favorite B99 joke 😂

  • @HandledToaster2
    @HandledToaster27 ай бұрын

    Holt: The absolute KING of SASS.

  • @joels5150
    @joels51506 ай бұрын

    Man, Holt dropping that truth bomb on Terry is enough to give any cop an existential crisis. ‘and yet, crime continues’ 😢

  • @yyoveltube
    @yyoveltube8 ай бұрын

    0:53 tell that to Kevin, your husband, who has a framed picture of you in his office.

  • @spiritzion

    @spiritzion

    8 ай бұрын

    and to himself in the mirror. he has a little figure of cheddar on his desk.

  • @Bazookatone1

    @Bazookatone1

    8 ай бұрын

    Kevin is much more Sentimental than holt,

  • @tim_m22
    @tim_m226 ай бұрын

    Coming back to relive the good times, RIP Andre ‘Captain Holt’

  • @NeddyMontz
    @NeddyMontz8 ай бұрын

    1:00 "Keep your bands in a box or a bag." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @34blackula

    @34blackula

    7 ай бұрын

    "And deball these bands" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vagabondwiz

    @vagabondwiz

    7 ай бұрын

    Holt's alliterative lines are my fav!

  • @reeceytaylor
    @reeceytaylor8 ай бұрын

    Holt says if you love someone you'll remember what they look like but he has a picture of Cheddar in his office

  • @bagusadjie4522

    @bagusadjie4522

    8 ай бұрын

    in that same episode, in the end he kinda understand why and let max 1 photo of loved ones on the desk

  • @trippinhard250

    @trippinhard250

    8 ай бұрын

    @@bagusadjie4522 That was Amy I think

  • @jexelbur6872

    @jexelbur6872

    8 ай бұрын

    That might be an inside joke for how the dog playing Cheddar is different each season.

  • @reeceytaylor

    @reeceytaylor

    8 ай бұрын

    @@jexelbur6872 that was only because of dog availability

  • @lindam156

    @lindam156

    8 ай бұрын

    Kevin also has Terry’s painting of Holt in his office 😂😂

  • @SlideIX
    @SlideIX8 ай бұрын

    😂 I don’t remember the “magic genitalia” comment, I must have missed an episode 🤣

  • @kingolo97

    @kingolo97

    8 ай бұрын

    It was the episode where Amy hosted Thanksgiving, Jake met Amy's dad and Charles ordered a live turkey to butcher in Amy's bathroom

  • @cazia9

    @cazia9

    Ай бұрын

    S3 - Mr Santiago is the episode title

  • @TheDamnBeast
    @TheDamnBeast6 ай бұрын

    The "yeesh" at 6:34 sounds ad-libbed and it elevates the burn a million fold.

  • @ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san5098
    @ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san50988 ай бұрын

    And yet no Emmy for him in a comedy role huh? Messed up if you ask me.

  • @Shadeza1373

    @Shadeza1373

    8 ай бұрын

    Anger 😂😂 even towards comedies 😂😂 Americans 🇺🇸

  • @themonesterman6307
    @themonesterman63076 ай бұрын

    RIP. An acting legend gone too soon.

  • @TheNoxian
    @TheNoxian6 ай бұрын

    Here after the devastating news. Thank you, Andre, for everything.

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper4358 ай бұрын

    0:08 i've just realised that Captain Holt's introduction from the show's intro is him standing in this position. I've found all the other characters positions but never been able to spot Captain's!

  • @PR-xm1gi

    @PR-xm1gi

    7 ай бұрын

    Where’s Gina’s from?

  • @Rob-zq6bh

    @Rob-zq6bh

    Ай бұрын

    WHERE IS GINA’S

  • @mo300z3
    @mo300z36 ай бұрын

    Rest in Peace Andre ❤

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im6 ай бұрын

    This definitely hits different right now 😢😢 R.I.P

  • @marinakaye8284
    @marinakaye82846 ай бұрын

    My fav., Gina, "Chartreuse alert!" Holt, "Gina, please limit your alerts to ROYGBIV!" Ah! RIP Captain Holt Xx

  • @tonylie5143
    @tonylie51436 ай бұрын

    R.I.P Captain Dad 😢

  • @seanA416
    @seanA4168 ай бұрын

    "Never. Love. Anything."

  • @machomanrandysandwich7625
    @machomanrandysandwich76254 ай бұрын

    No one will ever be able to replace him. We lost something very very special when he passed.

  • @danbradbury4747
    @danbradbury47476 ай бұрын

    I will remember what The Captain looked like 💔

  • @adeletaylor6143
    @adeletaylor61438 ай бұрын

    Magical Genitalia takes me by surprise every time

  • @andydotyhere303
    @andydotyhere3037 ай бұрын

    Never vacation in Banff.....so random and perfect

  • @TheWoodnatalie
    @TheWoodnatalie6 ай бұрын

    I miss him already 😭😢

  • @nhd6128
    @nhd61287 ай бұрын

    4:28 - I quote this all the time...

  • @SeungWannieWannie
    @SeungWannieWannie6 ай бұрын

    A brilliant human/genius gone too soon. See you at the precinct in the skies captain dad :(

  • @ferlessgamerz4278
    @ferlessgamerz42786 ай бұрын

    thank you for one of the best series Captain Holt.

  • @noobmasteroo69
    @noobmasteroo696 ай бұрын

    Can't believe he's not with us anymore

  • @markdonalds7735
    @markdonalds77358 ай бұрын

    Well , brutal honesty got me into way too much trouble in my life but i have no regrets …

  • @mikepalmer2219

    @mikepalmer2219

    3 ай бұрын

    Lol. Same here. Lol.

  • @beny2546
    @beny25467 ай бұрын

    Holt : And now for a message of hope Jake : aah a message of hope right on time Holt: everything is garbage

  • @timothyjohnson9475
    @timothyjohnson94752 ай бұрын

    Glory!! He play is Glory!! The "Pain" line was it. That drove me crazy!!

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza52818 ай бұрын

    Well I guess holt knows he’s in the world

  • @aryansingh2620
    @aryansingh26206 ай бұрын

    RIP Andre Braugher 💔

  • @chandank4202
    @chandank42026 ай бұрын

    RIP Captain

  • @owned2easy
    @owned2easy8 ай бұрын

    wait.... holt is chewing gum at 6:50 but said not to trust any adult who chews gum at 1:50

  • @thehabz4190

    @thehabz4190

    8 ай бұрын

    I like to think he does it to show Jake "clearly you don't trust me so I will chew gum to show that"

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza52818 ай бұрын

    Holt can be so stern stern is right

  • @reneroo277
    @reneroo2778 ай бұрын

    If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @heartsrk
    @heartsrk7 ай бұрын

    "... I was just demonstrating to Dt. Peralta what a FACT is."

  • @toddrollins4508
    @toddrollins45086 ай бұрын

    R.I.P Andre Braugher 😢

  • @latinguy67
    @latinguy675 ай бұрын

    it's still so hard to believe Andre Braugher is gone. Such an amazing actor, and an awesome comedian.

  • @cake58879
    @cake588796 ай бұрын

    RIP Andre Braugher 🙏🪦🕊

  • @BrandonNewby-es5it
    @BrandonNewby-es5it8 ай бұрын

    Love this show.

  • @idanlewenhoff2295
    @idanlewenhoff22958 ай бұрын

    Every time I'm shocked with the level of acting

  • @mattwilson2776
    @mattwilson27762 ай бұрын

    So many great lines and hilariously delivered.

  • @AnimeshDas108
    @AnimeshDas1083 ай бұрын

    RIP Andre, you'll be missed ❤

  • @maexslg-at
    @maexslg-at2 ай бұрын

    7:22 replay button

  • @joeyst.laurent1987
    @joeyst.laurent19878 ай бұрын

    1:12 this is my favourite one lmao

  • @diegonovaes4974
    @diegonovaes4974Ай бұрын

    cap. holt saying "imbecile" is gold

  • @Milkieeboba
    @Milkieeboba8 ай бұрын

    MORE HOLT PLSSS

  • @drebouyer799
    @drebouyer7996 ай бұрын

    RIP Captain Holt❤❤

  • @fawamaco1848
    @fawamaco18488 ай бұрын

    Omg the I think you can do the math there is so funny lmao

  • @BenE8844

    @BenE8844

    Ай бұрын

    Can you please explain this joke?

  • @keennickolas8575
    @keennickolas85758 ай бұрын

    0:52 no. I actually DO FORGET how people look like. I forget faces. I mean, I recognize people, when I see them again ... but the longer I don't see them, the more difficult it gets for me, to picture their faces. :3

  • @rjd4763
    @rjd47636 ай бұрын

    RIP Captain dad

  • @ModernElectricRecordings-bl6bs
    @ModernElectricRecordings-bl6bs3 ай бұрын

    The GREAT Andre Braugher. RIP All the young ones who love this show and live Holt, go search out his work in Homicide. Mindbending acting.

  • @TaliZVasTyria
    @TaliZVasTyria8 ай бұрын

    6:47 "never trust an adult who eats gum" The man stands by his principles. I like that But then how am I supposed to trust his principles now? What is this paradox? HELP!!!!

  • @mikaelcyr3942
    @mikaelcyr39425 ай бұрын

    Dear Andre Braugher. I will always remember what you look like. Much love from Quebec ❤❤

  • @SArmagh681
    @SArmagh6813 ай бұрын

    RIP Andre

  • @indyspotes3310
    @indyspotes33105 ай бұрын

    I like to imagine a world where Captain Holt and Ron Swanson are the best coworkers ever that still never talk sometimes...

  • @ztinkysacred
    @ztinkysacred6 ай бұрын

    Rest in Peace Andre

  • @ankitqwerty49123
    @ankitqwerty491236 ай бұрын

    RIP Captain ❤

  • @nileshkumarjha4542
    @nileshkumarjha45428 ай бұрын

    I played favorites and you can do the maths. Good one Holt!

  • @stevehess7481
    @stevehess74815 ай бұрын

    It is so hard to believe he's gone, he was the best character on the show.

  • @mshshsh902
    @mshshsh9026 ай бұрын

    RIP Captain !

  • @truepotential206
    @truepotential2067 ай бұрын

    "Sharon, you look big. like a Mighty tree"

  • @redhoodie4111
    @redhoodie41112 ай бұрын

    "Don't people call you Ray?" "... How dare you?" I miss Andre Braugher

  • @ThatguyJoshman
    @ThatguyJoshman5 ай бұрын

    Terry actually got the brunt of the honesty

  • @j.tastic9132
    @j.tastic91326 ай бұрын

    Rip the GOAT

  • @rishavrai99999
    @rishavrai99999Ай бұрын

    2:39 I think you can do the math here😅

  • @ThotimusxPRIME
    @ThotimusxPRIME4 ай бұрын

    Andre not getting an Emmy is a crime!!!

  • @annieberry4008
    @annieberry40083 ай бұрын

    RIP Andre Braugher 😢🌹

  • @sayakbanik
    @sayakbanik8 ай бұрын

    Paaaaiiinnnnn 4:33

  • @bs-gi3gs
    @bs-gi3gs8 ай бұрын

    If BOONNNNNNEEEEEE is not on here👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀☠️

  • @DiscoSamurai

    @DiscoSamurai

    8 ай бұрын

    That's not him being brutally honest, though. In fact, he's hiding the fact he needed to bone.

  • @bs-gi3gs

    @bs-gi3gs

    8 ай бұрын

    @@DiscoSamurai it still needs to be in every compilation. Come on it is BOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNE 🤣

  • @egeehaque9016
    @egeehaque90167 ай бұрын

    LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 "and yet crime has continued"

  • @The_King_of_Chefs
    @The_King_of_Chefs3 ай бұрын

    6:32 I can't believe Raymond killed Terry live on air

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls59714 ай бұрын

    We love you Captain Holt always R.I.P.

  • @ohmann238
    @ohmann2386 ай бұрын

    Message of hope😂😂

  • @Lights_0wt
    @Lights_0wt6 ай бұрын

    PAAAIIIIIN!

  • @JoseMendoza-wj9tu
    @JoseMendoza-wj9tu7 ай бұрын

    “PAINNNN”

  • @LeauxNBehold
    @LeauxNBehold5 ай бұрын

    RIP icon

  • @wariocheats9701
    @wariocheats97014 ай бұрын

    And yet crime has continued 😂😂

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman31306 ай бұрын

    Any French philosophy post Rousseau is essentially a magazine 😂😂😂😂

  • @To_Orion
    @To_Orion3 ай бұрын

    Captain Holt will be my favourite TV character 💯💯

  • @aadler1000
    @aadler10008 ай бұрын

    What did Holt mean with you can do the math here when asked about special treatment at 2:37?

  • @daithiodonnell2825

    @daithiodonnell2825

    8 ай бұрын

    That Terry wasn't one of his favorites.

  • @danterpan

    @danterpan

    8 ай бұрын

    @@daithiodonnell2825 what a sick burn

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