Best of Burnistoun - Ice Cream Van

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Only the Ice Cream Van sketches from the hilariously funny Burnistoun :)

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  • @redchristy
    @redchristy5 жыл бұрын

    Mammy heard all them cheeky words 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulstevens640
    @paulstevens6406 жыл бұрын

    Fucking hilarious!! What a show Ian & rab are pure genius

  • @PandaCake-vf8jt
    @PandaCake-vf8jt9 жыл бұрын

    "look walter it's joules holened!" "ahhhhh *throws toaster at man*" HAHAHAH LOL!!

  • @Rey-eq4vq
    @Rey-eq4vq7 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P Paul and Walter. They are with their mammy now.

  • @g-manfreezer1998

    @g-manfreezer1998

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most tragic death of the whole show

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    8 ай бұрын

    I'm still in mourning anyway.

  • @Rey-eq4vq

    @Rey-eq4vq

    8 ай бұрын

    Jesus, I forgot about this comment. I was only 22 when I wrote it. How time flies.

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich24739 жыл бұрын

    That was good anyway.

  • @ANyDaYProduction

    @ANyDaYProduction

    9 жыл бұрын

    I know, anyway :P

  • @PeterR132

    @PeterR132

    9 жыл бұрын

    ANy DaY Anyway, anyway.

  • @cagey-toxicity9734

    @cagey-toxicity9734

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sandwich247 I agree with you anyway

  • @guardianchild7694

    @guardianchild7694

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sandwich247 I agree with you anyway anyway

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    3 жыл бұрын

    What’s a tampon anyway?

  • @Deltelly
    @Deltelly Жыл бұрын

    "You talk like a shite wi a deid burd's beak in it" nearly broke me 🤣

  • @johnmclaughlin1946

    @johnmclaughlin1946

    Жыл бұрын

    I laugh every time I hear it to

  • @melinaanderson6728
    @melinaanderson67284 жыл бұрын

    i played angry maggots as a kid lmfao. good times at camp

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that really a thing? Do you just climb in sleepin bags and beat the piss outta each other while screaming Angry Maggots “?

  • @michaelpalmer5351

    @michaelpalmer5351

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@firstnamelastname6193 I imagine so. I remember hearing kids talk about playing "Sleeping Lions" at school. No idea what that was, either.

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    8 ай бұрын

    @@michaelpalmer5351 sleeping lions? I'm intrigued. Now i feel like I definitely missed out

  • @michaelpalmer5351

    @michaelpalmer5351

    8 ай бұрын

    @@firstnamelastname6193 I think I would have rather played Angry Maggots if I had played either of them. Unless 'Sleeping Lions' is the most mind-blowing, exhilarating game on the face of the Earth.

  • @jmcallion2071
    @jmcallion20712 жыл бұрын

    You'll go to the bad fire priceless!!!

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc6 жыл бұрын

    I miss Paul and Walter RIP

  • @andymurphy946
    @andymurphy9467 жыл бұрын

    you talk like a shite wae a deed birda beak stuck in it 😂😂😂😂 best line ever on a show

  • @firstnamelastname6193
    @firstnamelastname61938 ай бұрын

    "I thought he had an infection" !!! I howl every time I hear it. RIP Reginald

  • @benwright1998
    @benwright19983 жыл бұрын

    Paul and Walter were heroes 😂

  • @classof101
    @classof1018 жыл бұрын

    5 dislikes?That's 5 smelly-articles who talk like jobbys with beaks, anyway

  • @MsFifi11c

    @MsFifi11c

    7 жыл бұрын

    classof101 Aye they're pure tampons anyway

  • @shedandcabbage

    @shedandcabbage

    4 жыл бұрын

    or 5 people who've had a toaster thrown at their heids

  • @aaronmcfarlane1889

    @aaronmcfarlane1889

    4 жыл бұрын

    ASTRO! Anyway

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    8 ай бұрын

    please explain "smelly articles" ... how and why is "articles" used as an adjective? Isa on Still Game said it in one episode and I still can't grasp it.

  • @TheEPICfishy
    @TheEPICfishy9 жыл бұрын

    Nice man love burnistoun

  • @valeriemcintosh2670
    @valeriemcintosh2670Ай бұрын

    Love them two 😂😂❤

  • @astralnova1435
    @astralnova14352 жыл бұрын

    Never gets old

  • @coolmacatrain9434
    @coolmacatrain94345 ай бұрын

    40 pence for a bag of crisps? .. well, that certainly dates it!

  • @pakora81
    @pakora814 жыл бұрын

    Heaven or Aeros? Jesus wants to know!

  • @connor9829

    @connor9829

    9 ай бұрын

    YOU'RE A BAD MAN JESUS!!!

  • @jaydaboi494
    @jaydaboi4946 жыл бұрын

    Mammi thing is sad

  • @thomaslynch2281
    @thomaslynch22814 жыл бұрын

    28 dislikes clearly not from scotland and dissnay understand the lingo

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or they were all people who had toasters thrown at their heads anyway

  • @billybreath2387

    @billybreath2387

    9 ай бұрын

    Or they realised Burnistoun is crap and watched a decent Scottish comedy like Still Game.

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    8 ай бұрын

    @@billybreath2387 Burnistoun had it's moments. Still Game grabs your heart and Burnistoun is something you watch while you wait for Still Game to come on.

  • @jaydaboi494
    @jaydaboi4946 жыл бұрын

    Ah cried

  • @Swervin309
    @Swervin3097 жыл бұрын

    Boy from Mississippi, here. I understood about eight words in this entire episode. :-(

  • @lewischasen

    @lewischasen

    7 жыл бұрын

    to be fair they would say the same about you

  • @Swervin309

    @Swervin309

    7 жыл бұрын

    chasen Lewis indeed.

  • @1049_dave

    @1049_dave

    7 жыл бұрын

    aw away ye go ya wee tajer

  • @johnmclachlan4826

    @johnmclachlan4826

    6 жыл бұрын

    If u fuckin dinna understand dinna watch it u bam

  • @Mr_Makina

    @Mr_Makina

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get it up yae

  • @trayahzz537
    @trayahzz5376 жыл бұрын

    favorite..Jools Holland

  • @nuclear-agario4754
    @nuclear-agario47548 жыл бұрын

    Anywway

  • @rainbownight8634
    @rainbownight86347 жыл бұрын

    you dont need a wash enyway

  • @euphemiakathleenmacdonald2970
    @euphemiakathleenmacdonald2970 Жыл бұрын

    Can you just wait a second and not be so Bloody rude 🤣

  • @finnmccool7543
    @finnmccool75436 жыл бұрын

    Shoulda be a show

  • @therockstar9259
    @therockstar92597 жыл бұрын

    12:32 😂😂😂

  • @ezoren8583
    @ezoren85837 жыл бұрын

    Watching Burnistoun, and some Scottish stand-up comedians over the years, I somehow managed to get the sense of most references and observations despite only being a casual visitor to Scotland (or the UK) and not native English speaker. However seems that the Ice cream van sketches deal with certain aspects of life in Scotland that I didn’t get. Are these type of people some sort of iconic types for remote towns in Scotland? Or is it a nonsense humor that only happens to be in a Scottish comedy show?

  • @lizziewalker7844

    @lizziewalker7844

    6 жыл бұрын

    I would be very worried if these guys were iconic of real life in Scotland! Nah they are just part of Burnistouns surreal but relatable humour.

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s funny anyway

  • @audioadventurer6892

    @audioadventurer6892

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a two character situation comedy in sketch form. It wouldn't matter where these two orphans living and working in a van came from, the comedic potential for any two characters in these circumstances makes for a very broad canvas for writers to work with. It's not really about life in Scotland, it's these two young men, with no mother and an absent father, their stunted personal development and the ability to go for some really physical and childish gags through their characters that makes this work. You could even say the van, including the mothers ashes, are more than just props. The van is almost like the ship in Firefly, it's own character/set(s)/prop(s) and dramas.

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich7 жыл бұрын

    Yah Drenched meh!

  • @zigzagjoe69

    @zigzagjoe69

    7 жыл бұрын

    VaciliNikoMavich IT WAS A WAVE!!! YA STUPID IDIOT!!!!

  • @outofuse2485
    @outofuse24857 жыл бұрын

    Remember to watch nae rolls

  • @michaelpalmer5351
    @michaelpalmer53516 жыл бұрын

    They just weren't made for this world

  • @policevauxhallastra6591
    @policevauxhallastra65915 жыл бұрын

    *_A N Y W A Y_*

  • @stephanieblairrr4249
    @stephanieblairrr42498 жыл бұрын

    Is the van Tommys Ices

  • @nuclear-agario4754
    @nuclear-agario47548 жыл бұрын

    So funny

  • @lewie895
    @lewie8957 жыл бұрын

    Paul, do you believe in Jools Holland?

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    5 жыл бұрын

    Later...... Walter look, it's Jools Holland! AAHH!

  • @firstnamelastname6193

    @firstnamelastname6193

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Reginald I’ll never forget you anyway!”

  • @Trafficlightsfan
    @Trafficlightsfan Жыл бұрын

    1:45 oh no look at my lip

  • @igorn.dikulemhorsll4452
    @igorn.dikulemhorsll44526 жыл бұрын

    French Connection grassmarket

  • @jfci6059
    @jfci60592 жыл бұрын

    It was board game night

  • @firstnamelastname6193
    @firstnamelastname61938 ай бұрын

    Is he saying "I'll give you Sherbert eyes"??? Sherbert comes in a powder form?

  • @fakename6658

    @fakename6658

    7 ай бұрын

    in the UK they have something similar to pop rocks candy, in a powder form. it fizzes in contact with water.

  • @deebstargames9123
    @deebstargames91234 жыл бұрын

    anyway

  • @guardianchild7694
    @guardianchild76947 жыл бұрын

    Anyway anyway anyway

  • @therockstar9259
    @therockstar92596 жыл бұрын

    13:29

  • @scottishtrainsandbuses2744
    @scottishtrainsandbuses27443 жыл бұрын

    1:20

  • @firstnamelastname6193
    @firstnamelastname61938 ай бұрын

    Whose Jools Holland anyway?

  • @mhariclarecairns2309
    @mhariclarecairns23093 жыл бұрын

    Anyway anyway

  • @ernisj.8087
    @ernisj.80873 жыл бұрын

    Are they Norwegian?

  • @denaconroy1974

    @denaconroy1974

    10 ай бұрын

    Scottish

  • @mickhannigan5449
    @mickhannigan54493 жыл бұрын

    10:28 how dare you use that word Infront of my brother

  • @therockstar9259
    @therockstar92596 жыл бұрын

    12:21 did yous just embarrass my daughter a few minutes ago

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    5 жыл бұрын

    Err..... One minute. Walter look, it's Jools Holland! AAHH!

  • @astralnova1435
    @astralnova14352 жыл бұрын

    Is there a new sketch show? Cos. Limmy and these guys shows are both dead. I might die. Halp ennnnaywayyyyyy

  • @santiagotafoya623
    @santiagotafoya6238 жыл бұрын

    6 people don't have a good sense of humor

  • @allisongourley5844
    @allisongourley58447 жыл бұрын

    p

  • @mhariclarecairns2309
    @mhariclarecairns23093 жыл бұрын

    .

  • @therockstar9259
    @therockstar92596 жыл бұрын

    13:31

  • @therockstar9259
    @therockstar92596 жыл бұрын

    13:41 😂😂😂

  • @kikimac9276
    @kikimac92764 жыл бұрын

    11:48

  • @therockstar9259
    @therockstar92596 жыл бұрын

    13:31

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