Shields should get enchantments. Change my mind.

@logangant3505

Жыл бұрын

*unbreaking and mending have left the chat*

@savvythedivineyethuggable7493

Жыл бұрын

@@logangant3505 Enchantments for *just* the shield. Like shortening the time your shield goes down after getting hit with an attack, or where you can block things like the guardian lasers.

@logangant3505

Жыл бұрын

Oh, I thought you just meant in general

@blaizegamez8311

Жыл бұрын

No no he has a point

@bradleysands1758

Жыл бұрын

Why would I change your mind if you’re right

3:27 Never played Java, but will become relatable if I have a chance to try Java.

3:18 YOOO THESE ARE MY MEMES!!! 18:45 22:46 25:05 26:34 27:54

@katethedolphingirl101

4 ай бұрын

Yooo, way to go. that’s one hell of a achievement.

@Bingolotto69420

4 ай бұрын

@@katethedolphingirl101 yeah, thanks

Oh boy. Here I go towering again 0:00!

I wanna make a meme about torch flowers and have it as, "just because it's named like that doesn't mean it works like that"

I actually learned how to lodge my Minecraft character in a tight place in such a way that I get an equivalent of X-ray without actually modding anything. It's that the camera gets wonky enough if you continue moving your character that it makes all ground blocks invisible and you can see all underground areas.

0:00 I’m building up a two block high wall to protect me.

@realracoon

Жыл бұрын

I place a water bucket to push him back

@someonesombody689

Жыл бұрын

Nah I would drop kick him

@edex59

Жыл бұрын

@@someonesombody689 I mean in game. And I don’t think you can drop kick things in minecraft.

@someonesombody689

Жыл бұрын

@@edex59 but I would if I can

@edex59

Жыл бұрын

@@someonesombody689 fair enough

0:00 I get Ph1lza‘d

@_buddiez

Жыл бұрын

Same^

A baby zombie with full netherite armor Enchanted netherite sword and a totem of Undying? Ya no.... TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

@OrangeIsAGenuinelyCoolCo-fw9tq

10 ай бұрын

But they have a totem of undying

@fallenkingdom-zd8xh

8 ай бұрын

Wait, it’s the old texture totem of undying.

1:35 Ok, listen. Torch flowers can glow because they're shaped like a torch, and gives off a glow like a torch. Unless they're supposed to be some sort of reference to an actual flower, it makes some sense to actually glow. Especially if they're one of the ancient plants, it would give at least some sort of value to get it. This would make them more valuable and sought over. And plus, are we gonna forget bioluminescent plants are a thing? And if you're about to say anything about sunflowers, they're named that because they look like a sun. Just because they're both named after something that glows doesn't mean they'd both glow, or that both shouldn't. Sunflowers are normal, regular plants, and Torch flowers are ancient, so it makes sense for them to glow so they'd look cool. why did i write an essay over a meme

ore spawn and lucky blocks are the most nostalgic mods. change my mind

I'm going to get a brain aneurysm from all of the typos in these memes

@BlockMainaic

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@BENDYKILLER698

8 ай бұрын

Nerd (jk)

0:00 im logging off forever, thats what im doing

The dragon egg has a purpose, if you replace the end crystals, it respawns the dragon

Minecraft comparator sends out redstone signal equlavent of items in hopper. Ex. 2 diamonds will give 4 redstone signal but 1 diamond sword will give 5

@pokemonfan4303

Жыл бұрын

🤓

@pansebacheckmark

Жыл бұрын

@@pokemonfan4303 you want to know how it works on nah?

8:50, to kut pizza you need a sharp roller thingy

0:00 Place a Boat 👌

0:00 builds iron golem

1:19 No, I haven't even tried it.

Wait Valerie Taylor made a chain mail suit to prevent sharks from biting her, so if Mojang does add sharks, than if you wear chain mail armor you should be safe from shark bites.

11:36 my favorite one

0:03 PULLING UP WITH THE WARDEN!

0:10 Mine has no villages.

0:03 i smacc

39:40 BTD6 x Monty Python and the Life of Brian.

32:24 you can’t break all the obsidian because some is under the ground

That guy : there is no mob vote where the best mob won Me : the sniffer won the latest mob vote

11:25 Hey look, No one!

4:39, jawa 💀

2:00 the enderman are advanced discord mods

0:04 building a 3 block tower

4:38 MY MEME

@jakubjenista3498

Жыл бұрын

And I write jaWa except jaVa

@Bingolotto69420

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I saw that on reddit and j can confirm its true

24:34 yes arrows were easier to make but food was harder to find

15:32 Relatable.

17:06 I prefer channeling

0:04 I would pillar up in the middle of a river and let the zombie drown so i get get free netherite armor

First one gives ph1lza minecraft a heart attack even from just seeing the photo

If lil homie ran up to me i would stop existing

12:11 Made by Block story gang. Special thanks to: Terraria, Stardew valley, Blockheads.

0:00 *looksa at my projecte gem armour* sorry little one you don't scare me *drops 5 nukes for overkill at feet and survives*

2:00 alright now listen here you little-

The thumbnail, I’d simply pass away

slime one was amazing

22:04 he was the maths teacher of Anne frank

0:00 I deploy water bucket counter measures! WATER BUCKETS SAVE LIVES, not just from falling, but also creepers, Endermen, and whatever this BS is!

Tower up 2 blocks

minecraft spiders are australian sized

12:37 Shovel

7:05 neither, I’m on ‘One dot nineteen’

22:04 bro this was the board question paper lol

@rayanmanzoor5256

Жыл бұрын

For english

0:01 I will say fillzaaaaaa watch out!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

4:28 LMAOOOO

0:00 popping his totem and crystaling his ass

0:04 dying.

12:03 Well,guess I'm legally half-Blaze.

22:13 it already does

36:38 long live chess!

2:23 I have a better one... Mo creatures. (Horses wouldn't exist in minecraft without it. It's also the oldest mod for minecraft I believe.)

19:12 I am on the purple side UvU

POV of your mom seeing that you are on your phone at 3am 0:03

Cool video of memes

15:08 Ah yes, another man of culture.

0:00 I always download the mr crayfish gun mod, so uh…

For the baby zombie: allow me to introduce lava

baby zombie with full netherite and a totem.... yeah there' ain't nothing you can do your cheeks are theirs now just lie down accept your fate and wait for the end xD

43:55 You put those two together on purpose.

why do the illagers need my kidneys, because the black market is not in minecraft, i translated 21:30

Me when I create a mod and only some of it gets put into the import: Beaver screaming

9:56. second log for sure

Baby zombie or baby skeleton? I'm swingin' ,throwin' hands. I deal with crazy mobs with the packs I play. Most recent packs - Ocean Outlast and Regrowth. Older, but well thought out.

Mista is mad

9:26 fix what? **fucking fix what?**

Im dying

@kenziewedderburn6686

Жыл бұрын

Wow im first

@CraftingCat_IX

Жыл бұрын

Let’s hope it‘ll be a painless death

funny indeed yes

the only answer to this question is run the hell away and hope he doesnt catch me

In the thumbnail how does the zombie have netherite armor but the totem is still the old texture?

9:02 That’s funny

0:00 Activate "The Machine"... >:)

01:49 Excuse me but the Enderman is 3 meters tall, making him more than 9 feet tall, not 6 feet.

@Karma47420

Жыл бұрын

Still taller than 6 feet

Drown him cuz I play on bedrock and zombies drop everything they have on full durability when they drown

@knightsirknight5511

Жыл бұрын

Fkn same...

@thatcraftingkid360

Жыл бұрын

One thing I miss on java that and the infinite xp furnace glitch

0:03 nah I'm giving up

Okay this is what I do the little homie comes up on me. trap them in a small box and then slowly kill it!

4:45 WHAT?

As an American I find the first piglin one pretty offensive

2:22 Pixelmon, Crazy craft modpack (continue this thread)

RUN B****! RUN!

0:04 if I ever saw this and vanilla I would just accept my death because there's nothing that be able to do in that situation

about the first/thumbnail meme: build up 3 blocks and douse it in lava the equipment should be fine

4:29 I'm pretty sure there genderless

Dying. Fucking-. Dying. Knowing me I will conveniently have no easily breakable blocks on me, panic, and try to outrun it despite clearly not being able to.

38:18 I love terraria and Minecraft and I can say that graphics-wise, terraria is 2d Minecraft, but gameplay-wise they're two different games

21:29 this ain't enchanting table or English therefore I can't read it Anyone wanna translate?

wait yall dont just put shulker boxes in your ender chests??

the underman meme hurts me im dutch

@DarkGravity03G

Жыл бұрын

I'm Dutch too! I wish I was six feet tall tho qwq

6:52 I understand em all

@Bingolotto69420

4 ай бұрын

oh yeah? whats the purpose of life?

@christhefirstxenosian5544

3 ай бұрын

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If you play Minecraft Java and have a decent pc you have no right to complain about vertical slabs not being in the game as mods have had it for a LONG time~And That's A Fact PSA framed blocks and chipped are builders best friends

4:30 what's the percent of endermans population that's female?

Suomi mainittu perkele! Torilla tavataan!!

0:03 oh well in that case i would quit the game, delete the world and then never meet him again so he won't run up on me never EVER AGAIN.

wait are we actually getting vert slabs!?