Bert Kreischer Breaks Down His Favorite Snacks | Snacked

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Bert Kreischer is a hilarious stand-up comedian, infamous party animal, and beloved member of the First We Feast family, whose new movie, The Machine, hits theaters on May 26. But when Bert isn’t drinking Russian gangsters under the table, he’s approaching snacking with the same level of debauchery and reckless abandon found in his standup routine. From the patriotic splendor found in a pack of Double Stuf Oreos, to an outrageous love affair with the Holy Trinity of American potato chips, Bert breaks down the dos and don’ts for snacking like the Machine.
CHAPTERS
00:00 - 00:26 - Intro
00:26 - 01:24 - Combos
01:24 - 02:20 - Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos
02:20 - 03:14 - Double Stuf Oreos
03:14 - 4:04 - Nutter Butter
04:04 - 04:33 - Rap Snacks
04:33 - 05:31 - FlipSlides
05:31 - 07:30 - Lay's, Ruffles, and Pringles (The Three Sisters)
07:30 - 8:07 - Shopping List + Outro
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  • @FirstWeFeast
    @FirstWeFeast Жыл бұрын

    Thumbs up if Bert just made you want to marry a can of Pringles...

  • @calvindirkmaat

    @calvindirkmaat

    Жыл бұрын

    Marry? Maybe finger

  • @EdinMike

    @EdinMike

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s making him want to buy bots and likes for this… There’s literally a bot account that has a comment on how “she hates Bert” on a Joe Rogan show recently

  • @stupidass3791

    @stupidass3791

    Жыл бұрын

    My hand gets stuck in the can. Just like it did with my last girlfriend.

  • @ialrakis5173

    @ialrakis5173

    Жыл бұрын

    So glad i’m not the only one with an olympic snack eating body :-D

  • @em0_tion

    @em0_tion

    Жыл бұрын

    Baked potato paste? NO. I love chips.

  • @LittleSkin18
    @LittleSkin18 Жыл бұрын

    It's impressive how the First We Feast producers were able to cut Bert down to just 8 minutes, especially when it comes to snacks lol

  • @matty8639

    @matty8639

    Жыл бұрын

    That's so unbelievably accurate

  • @tampabayj

    @tampabayj

    Жыл бұрын

    Magic of editing. I'm a content creator and currently edit my first review. I bet there is at least more than an hour of footage here. Lol

  • @UntilYouCollapse

    @UntilYouCollapse

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought you were going to say 8 snacks lol

  • @mitchelllee75

    @mitchelllee75

    Жыл бұрын

    They have hours on the cutting room floor!🤣

  • @biglump9698

    @biglump9698

    Жыл бұрын

    420th like😂

  • @MikaTheAss
    @MikaTheAss Жыл бұрын

    finally, an episode from someone who clearly likes snacks

  • @GeniuswithaPEN15

    @GeniuswithaPEN15

    Жыл бұрын

    This man knows hands down

  • @Teootron

    @Teootron

    11 ай бұрын

    Steve O?

  • @Clandestine369

    @Clandestine369

    10 ай бұрын

    We tell by his belly, Ha. I'm trying all of this snacks

  • @92jwmartinez
    @92jwmartinez Жыл бұрын

    Bert describing the 3 sisters was just perfect. 😗 🤌

  • @fishing_withGarrett07
    @fishing_withGarrett07 Жыл бұрын

    I love how bert made an entire storyline about 3 chip company's.

  • @Boston-prince
    @Boston-prince Жыл бұрын

    I swear if they threw at him a snack he's never had, he would react the exact same way. "The best snack ever" and throws in a specific story.

  • @randgate

    @randgate

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes he is the main character in his own story, figuratively and literally.

  • @deathcrunch9020

    @deathcrunch9020

    Жыл бұрын

    Well yes, cause he's a liar.

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 Жыл бұрын

    Bert, what’s your favorite snack? Bert: yes

  • @NateO123

    @NateO123

    Жыл бұрын

    Came to post but you beat me to it 😂

  • @1busmanb
    @1busmanb Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious how effortlessly Bert opens that pack of Combos

  • @Derek_Keenan

    @Derek_Keenan

    Жыл бұрын

    he's had practice

  • @Daveyjokes
    @Daveyjokes Жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure every snack is Bart's favorite

  • @Daveyjokes

    @Daveyjokes

    Жыл бұрын

    @lastnamesonly1612 it's Burnt.

  • @josiahrives9280

    @josiahrives9280

    Жыл бұрын

    It's Bart, for sure

  • @DaveDuncanMusic

    @DaveDuncanMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    Plastic bags, couch cushions, anything a wild hog or raccoon can eat is his favorite.

  • @zebrajenks

    @zebrajenks

    Жыл бұрын

    I literally laughed out loud haha

  • @Derek_Keenan

    @Derek_Keenan

    Жыл бұрын

    they forgot Uncrustables, i found out about those from Bret

  • @Zachajewia1110
    @Zachajewia1110 Жыл бұрын

    Dude knows his snacks. Purple Doritos & the honey bbq fritos are impossible to not eat a ton of.

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Жыл бұрын

    Look at this man …. His favorite snack is whatever is in his mouth.

  • @swenpai

    @swenpai

    Жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @daltonpasson285

    @daltonpasson285

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s what she said.

  • @melbaelba5706

    @melbaelba5706

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ynfeli8987
    @ynfeli8987 Жыл бұрын

    The classic/plain chip analogy will forever go down in SNACKED history😂😂😂🔥

  • @No__47
    @No__47 Жыл бұрын

    "You ever had a chef make dinner at your house?" These comedians. So relatable.

  • @LoDef647
    @LoDef6474 ай бұрын

    Bert is like if a 90's soda company marketing team came to life

  • @MachSea
    @MachSea Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to hear how much he loves everything.

  • @mouseshadow5828
    @mouseshadow5828 Жыл бұрын

    All that plus a gallon of Kool-Aid every day. RIP Bert Kreisher

  • @gabeclark8136
    @gabeclark8136 Жыл бұрын

    I counted 4 baby walrus moments. Iykyk

  • @colton_arduini
    @colton_arduini10 ай бұрын

    kriescher really talked about a personal chef likes it relatable lol

  • @taylorfab17
    @taylorfab17 Жыл бұрын

    Bert makes me realize I need to change my eating habits 😂

  • @GuacPapi
    @GuacPapi Жыл бұрын

    First we feast: "what's your favorite snacks?" Bert: "yes"

  • @BoolyK
    @BoolyK Жыл бұрын

    At the very least you can't say the intro was off brand for Burnt

  • @ndeezlo
    @ndeezlo Жыл бұрын

    You can tell Bert is joking because his shirt is off

  • @bsf723
    @bsf723 Жыл бұрын

    3:17 here comes baby walrus hahaha. Love it!

  • @KLondike5
    @KLondike5 Жыл бұрын

    I had a spicy sweet Doritos problem for a while.

  • @RScholl26
    @RScholl26 Жыл бұрын

    Bart prepping for his first heart attack

  • @dathhh
    @dathhh Жыл бұрын

    Please release the 2 hour long director's cut

  • @Rumblefiah
    @Rumblefiah Жыл бұрын

    Talking with your mouth full. Comedy gold

  • @MrVovansim
    @MrVovansim Жыл бұрын

    Wait, wait, wait... People eat original flavor Pringles?

  • @daltonpasson285
    @daltonpasson285 Жыл бұрын

    Bert’s favorite snacks consist of a high school stoners gas station run on the way home after hot boxing the car with the boys (or girls) on a Friday night.

  • @gerbmcnuggets5466
    @gerbmcnuggets5466 Жыл бұрын

    (Fake laughter-wheeze) ***PHWEEeEEeEeE-HEEE-HEEEE***”

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez11 ай бұрын

    How can people hate Bert? I thought this video was a couple minutes. Those 8 minutes flew by. The three sisters analogy was hilarious, "don't bring the horses back wet". C'mon dude. Bert haters are wrong.

  • @jason.h
    @jason.h Жыл бұрын

    Its impressive how this man is still alive sweet Jesus

  • @JJhugganstuff
    @JJhugganstuff Жыл бұрын

    The 3 sisters analogy was great haha. Excited to see the movie!

  • @ronaldwade1946
    @ronaldwade1946 Жыл бұрын

    I have all but 3 of these currently in my pantry

  • @MoodyMegReads
    @MoodyMegReads Жыл бұрын

    Chip Sisters should be the name of his next Netflix special 😂

  • @nps6724

    @nps6724

    Жыл бұрын

    Make this format an hour long. THEERE'S your special. Get some audience participation going and let people toss different snacks onstage for impromptu reviews.

  • @mattyicemadebeats6320
    @mattyicemadebeats632010 ай бұрын

    He has multiple stories for everything and I get how some people don’t like it but it’s impressive 😂

  • @friedchipmunk
    @friedchipmunk Жыл бұрын

    This is Snacked’s wildest interview yet and Bert killed it! So glad FwF didn’t bleep anything!

  • @lucianogiovannetti2354

    @lucianogiovannetti2354

    Жыл бұрын

    Didn't censor??? Pfff this is bert, who knows what we didn't hear!?

  • @JamesExcell-InterJex
    @JamesExcell-InterJex11 ай бұрын

    This an unironically great video from Berty.

  • @bennyboogenheimer4553
    @bennyboogenheimer4553 Жыл бұрын

    Burt's daughter, 4 Cookies. Burt, Gets Milk, and finishes the Family Pack. Just like me. lol!

  • @chrissywalls5902
    @chrissywalls5902 Жыл бұрын

    Bert and I have several snacks in common. We also have our body type in common. 😂😘

  • @Naptastic_voyage
    @Naptastic_voyage Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for getting me hooked on Buffalo Blue Cheese combos

  • @mrbesser177
    @mrbesser177 Жыл бұрын

    Hot take ruffles r f tier… HOWEVER with a sour cream n onion dip s tier

  • @kahldrialeighsun1208
    @kahldrialeighsun1208 Жыл бұрын

    Next time this needs a drink accompaniment! I almost died of thirst watching this😫🥵

  • @LookSpec
    @LookSpecАй бұрын

    no one: bert half a second into the video: THE MACHINE

  • @erindrake93
    @erindrake9310 ай бұрын

    So poetic!! I want all the snacks!

  • @tylerjudd1574
    @tylerjudd15749 ай бұрын

    The 3 sisters thing was the best 😂

  • @NZKiwi87
    @NZKiwi87 Жыл бұрын

    Random fact: the Doritos that are marketed as Spicy Sweet Chilli flavour in America are called ‘Thai sweet chilli’ in New Zealand 🇳🇿

  • @yellowsnowangel

    @yellowsnowangel

    Жыл бұрын

    I wonder if the “Sweet Chili Heat!” that we have in Canada is the same flavour. The bag is black though, not purple.

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod Жыл бұрын

    Bert was spot on with the chip comparison, I freaking love Bert man.

  • @kingj282
    @kingj28211 ай бұрын

    Bert is perfect for this. What a showman

  • @ricardotafoya7677
    @ricardotafoya7677 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Bert, now I have to buy a bag sweet chili Doritos 🤤

  • @meggy8699
    @meggy8699 Жыл бұрын

    his story of his wife eating Doritos is so sweet

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Жыл бұрын

    I got to appreciate his personification of these three snacks. That just got me to fall in love every single one of them all over again

  • @jialian93
    @jialian93 Жыл бұрын

    These are some of my favorites too. Wow

  • @ibezzant
    @ibezzant Жыл бұрын

    Yes Bert, we've all had a chef prepare a meal at our house. Impressive job making it something we can all relate to. 😂😂

  • @melbaelba5706

    @melbaelba5706

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paigeacklin250

    @paigeacklin250

    Жыл бұрын

    Here for this comment 😂😂

  • @graemeharper765

    @graemeharper765

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha .

  • @jessicaarellano911

    @jessicaarellano911

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Ian for being THAT guy 😒

  • @justmemadison

    @justmemadison

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh geez. Watch out...there's a perpetual victim in the comments.

  • @stephanienicole8916
    @stephanienicole8916 Жыл бұрын

    Potato chips as three sisters was my favorite😂

  • @jenniferestes5293
    @jenniferestes5293 Жыл бұрын

    This man knows how to choose a snack. My favorite Doritos flavor is the Salsa Verde in the green bag. I would also recommend the crunchy jalapeno Cheetos. They are spicy, cheesy, and oh so good. As far as crackers, nothing beats a Chicken in a Biscuit. We can thank my eldest sister for introducing me to those.

  • @milltymefresh

    @milltymefresh

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you remember how the Salsa Verde Doritos tasted in the 90s?🔥And also, do you remember those Swiss Cheese crackers that were shaped like swiss cheese? They need to bring those back🔥

  • @bubblegum18_
    @bubblegum18_ Жыл бұрын

    I have not idea who is he, but his selection of snacks is insane🔥🔥🔥

  • @janelleabbott6245
    @janelleabbott6245 Жыл бұрын

    omfg the sisters! he explains them so well!!

  • @secondswell
    @secondswell6 ай бұрын

    Ahh old "bert it didnt really happen 2 more shots please kreischer". Lol

  • @RyanDudziak
    @RyanDudziak Жыл бұрын

    Best episode by far

  • @jwcbaby
    @jwcbaby Жыл бұрын

    Can we jus appreciate the perfect sister analogy wit the potato chips⁉️⁉️

  • @EonPictures-jw9yr
    @EonPictures-jw9yr Жыл бұрын

    He nailed the chip descriptions 😂

  • @JustGuineaPigs01
    @JustGuineaPigs01 Жыл бұрын

    "Rap snacks rock" this made me chuckle as a rock fan.

  • @matthewc4224
    @matthewc422410 ай бұрын

    Description of the chips was awesome

  • @dodgersdoon1130
    @dodgersdoon1130 Жыл бұрын

    Those combos snack are fire amazing

  • @bblue6639
    @bblue6639 Жыл бұрын

    my inner David Goggins started swearing at me for some reason for watching this

  • @kylekennady9815
    @kylekennady9815 Жыл бұрын

    Combos are also one of my go to snacks 🤘

  • @GypsyPanthr
    @GypsyPanthr Жыл бұрын

    Why is everything on his list my favorite stuff lol

  • @mico6155
    @mico6155 Жыл бұрын

    Only 8 minutes? I thought for sure this would be an 8 hour video.

  • @DennisFeinsteinCEO
    @DennisFeinsteinCEO Жыл бұрын

    After dealing with a severe abdominal issue for almost a year now and being on a bland diet with raw fruits and vegetables... These fake, salty, sugary, highly processed foods look SO GOOD. I miss them so much 🥺

  • @shotdash2562
    @shotdash2562 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome!

  • @tcudi420
    @tcudi420 Жыл бұрын

    Just tried spicy sweet chili Doritos with Tostitos queso dip for the first time I was in heaven!

  • @michaelvandelden563
    @michaelvandelden563 Жыл бұрын

    short clip: everything! lol

  • @redline510
    @redline510 Жыл бұрын

    I have never seen Rap Snacks before. I will have to keep an eye to try them. About to hit up all the local stores.

  • @frankmiranda707
    @frankmiranda7076 ай бұрын

    True. Those 3 chips really define 🇺🇸. God Bless 🇺🇸 and our snacks!

  • @TiaBanana
    @TiaBanana Жыл бұрын

    I will watch anything with Bert in it.

  • @tylerherrman1978
    @tylerherrman197811 ай бұрын

    Bert was trynna get a sponsor from everyone one of these companies for free snacks

  • @SuperSamwise123
    @SuperSamwise123 Жыл бұрын

    Bert you are soo soo soo funny 🤣 can't wait to see your new movie?

  • @lexi956582
    @lexi956582 Жыл бұрын

    The spicy sweet chili Doritos did a collage with jack links. It’s 🔥

  • @jescollo
    @jescollo Жыл бұрын

    Plain potato chips are only good with dip. I would never choose to eat alone when there is an entire isle of flavors to choose from

  • @DethNade
    @DethNade Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to see the new movie!

  • @Traveling_Trefs
    @Traveling_Trefs Жыл бұрын

    Watch this while buzzed and drinking to make it better.

  • @CountryLongboarding
    @CountryLongboarding Жыл бұрын

    How is this not an hour long video?

  • @RoxYerSoxx
    @RoxYerSoxx Жыл бұрын

    Well now I know what to load up on before I go see Bert when he hits MA again 🤷🤣

  • @KingdomofEvania100
    @KingdomofEvania100 Жыл бұрын

    I love combos too

  • @connorwademusic
    @connorwademusic Жыл бұрын

    Sweet with that spicy kick.

  • @MattFrault
    @MattFrault Жыл бұрын

    Okay, but this obviously the abridged version. Please release the full 10 hour video

  • @Cat-sq8gn
    @Cat-sq8gn Жыл бұрын

    its about time we get someone that belongs on this show

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Жыл бұрын

    Now I've never had this specific Doritos one day hopefully though. But I have eaten Doritos so somewhat relatable

  • @devinforman8213
    @devinforman8213 Жыл бұрын

    Made a whole back story about the chip's 😂

  • @lergnan2481
    @lergnan2481 Жыл бұрын

    He is so unhinged 😂

  • @Mr.Strickland410

    @Mr.Strickland410

    Жыл бұрын

    And unfunny

  • @ozzfestguy97
    @ozzfestguy97 Жыл бұрын

    Best episode ever I love all those snacks...my favs sweet chili Doritos...been eating those since they came out...try Franks sweet chili sauce on a roast beef sandwich or chicken nuggets it's good on everything

  • @keithbarton3420
    @keithbarton3420 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome

  • @sk8ingwithplanb
    @sk8ingwithplanb Жыл бұрын

    He makes it so interesting

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Жыл бұрын

    Lays Ruffles and Pringles yeah the trifecta. I've had every single one of them I've grown up with every single one of them down to last year I was eating chili and lime I think it was spicy Pringles God its so good man.

  • @jaygee1477
    @jaygee1477 Жыл бұрын

    Bert IS baby walrus 😂😂

  • @Tjnumber1
    @Tjnumber13 ай бұрын

    Them pizza combos are the goat 🐐

  • @djabor
    @djabor Жыл бұрын

    talking snacks and all i can see is that beautiful panda

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Жыл бұрын

    I've never heard of combos that's new to me. It looks good though

  • @gregorymarsh9300
    @gregorymarsh9300 Жыл бұрын

    Counting "Rap Snacks" as one thing is like counting breakfast cereal as one thing. Boosie's hot chips are way different from Niki Minaj's truffle cheese puffs

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