When you said “weekend at” my brain immediately went “……Bernie’s?” 😂😂😂

@bellamorda9582

4 ай бұрын

Same!!!

@beckybertish7841

4 ай бұрын

Me too! Funny enough never seen it in full lol.

@nikolasincorporated

4 ай бұрын

Weekend at Theresa’s is the only appropriate answer imho

Retail therapy!! If only it was covered by my health insurance!! 🤣🛍️🛍️🛍️

@KimOkkayy

4 ай бұрын

Omg I spit out my coffee reading this!!!!! That's it I'm calling my insurance company asap!!! 😂🤣😆

Those Guerlain powder pearls always draw me in too, but I know I would end up sorting the balls out by colour.

@ccharles848

4 ай бұрын

I’m drawn to them too…..

Alex’s Skincare SLOT!!! For the love of God, yes ❤

Yes we need an Alex segment 🎉

If you’re reading this- I hope you have a beautiful day ❤

@Heather-ii4ky

4 ай бұрын

Thank you I needed that 🙂

@elizabethsahu7822

4 ай бұрын

You too!

@yensid4294

4 ай бұрын

Same to you ❤

@lisak7997

4 ай бұрын

You too ❤

@catherinelynnfraser2001

4 ай бұрын

Thank you, I hope you have a wonderful weekend ❤️

Milk makeup proving that we are in the “childrens era” of makeup 😮

Your descriptions of the Too Faced models 😂

@Makeupstaples

4 ай бұрын

Is is just me or it looks like the cut in pieces the bigger version of this 😂

@constancewith_a_soundtrack5339

4 ай бұрын

I'm sitting here laughing so much..."not what I signed up for"😂

Paul Giamatti's Product Picks sounds adorable!!!! Yes!

Commenting for the algorithm. So glad you're back in business after the move. ❤

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

Thank you baby!

48:30 That is the type of man with a voice where he says a couple of words, and you're like, "Sir, I'm married.............but I don't know if its gonna work out." 😅

@PastelBrushes-n-Donuts

4 ай бұрын

😂

Love the “new coat of paint” for this video. Love the shameless clownery. Love the unhinged rants. Please, never change. ❤

Huda stepped down as CEO back in like 2020,but has now recently reclaimed being the CEO of Huda Beauty.

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

Thank you!!!

@onecuet

4 ай бұрын

She said she's discontinuing the Glowish line. Id stock up on your faves before theyre gone.​@@TheresaisDead

@jo4vt

4 ай бұрын

@@TheresaisDeadBut I believe she said she’s discontinuing the Glowish line.

@purpleivy9174

4 ай бұрын

@@TheresaisDeadNow that she’s back she’s not going to continue the Glowish line. Gen luv’s has a link posted.

@chercruz9344

4 ай бұрын

@@jo4vtyea sad

BTW, did you know you were on Jen Luvs? She was reviewing 12 collabs, good and bad, and she showed a clip of you and Alex when you did the Applebee's lip gloss debacle!

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

OMG I WAS!?!?! Ahhhh! I need to go check it out!! Thank you for letting me know!!

@laurieann2714

4 ай бұрын

@TheresaisDead it was from today Called The Top 10 Weirdest Beauty Collabs of ALL TIME.. She encouraged people to check out your channel

@jackivacha

4 ай бұрын

It was great! And, watching that video you can so tell the weight that you’ve lost! Amazing work, girlfriend! xo❤

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much!!

@candyce6233

4 ай бұрын

😂I frickin absolutely busted an entire gut at you two on a video titled The 10 Weirdest Beauty COLLABS of all times!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

I wish soft touch packaging would disappear. After 6 months, they all become gummy and sticky. Nars being the absolute worst, even my earbuds case. Ive thrown away perfectly good nars stuff cuz i cant stand to touch it.

@shortcake66

4 ай бұрын

Yeah… I’ve had stuff like that where I could literally pick it up by pressing a finger onto the sticky. Sometimes I’ve wrapped the thing up in paper and sometimes I’ve removed the sticky layer with solvent, but sometimes it’s just not worth it

Also, check out Jen Luvs and she explains that Huda took the reigns again and is revamping her brand. No more Glowish. Sorry for all the posts but I have to respond as it happens cause I AM middle aged (58) and forget. lol

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

Thank you baby!! No need to apologize, I love the engagement haha

When your name isn't Suzanne so you don't get to put it on Theresa's face. 😢

Definitely YES to Alex’s corner. 😂

I don't fully trust that influencer's pics for the Huda glosses, not because I think she's a liar or anything, it's just that her lips are so full of filler, it's impossible to claim any plumping effect from the gloss itself.

ROFL!! OMG I love Alex and his quick cameos......

The PNW is very green, it has a coastal rainforest & gets loads of rain :) Coastal Wa, Or & Northern Calif are beautiful (but damp)

I haven't watched the video yet but DANG GIRL that eye makeup has made your blue eyes just POP right out!!! I'm stunned.

Also, girl. you says you’re basic with your colors, but your collaborations with Lethal Cosmetics was anything but basic.

I’m so glad Haus Labs is bringing back the blushes which is apparently the same formula. I was disappointed though to find out they’re over half the product less than the original blushes. The new blushes are 5 grams/ $32 each while the original blush was 11 grams/ $38 each. Mind you it does take a while to go through a blush but the original was such a good value! Thanks for all you do! ❤

LOL Alex inserting clips of himself had me 😂

Siri is spouting BS. Unless you plan to live to 120, 60 years old isn't "middle aged"... 30-40 is middle-aged... 😎✌🏼

@StillPooh62

4 ай бұрын

I'll be 62 in July. According to the Social Security Administration (and IHOP 🥞 😄), I am a senior citizen now.

😂Just watching Theresa buy more Too Faced because she’s gotta have something for declutter content.

@PastelBrushes-n-Donuts

4 ай бұрын

😂

I'm here for Alex's corner!!!

40 is middle aged, since 40x2=80. If you double 50-60 you get 100-120, by which time the majority of us will have already popped our clogs (and I say this as a woman who got married after college graduation in the year you were born, and am eligible to apply for social security this summer 🤯).

@yensid4294

4 ай бұрын

Exactly. I said same (I'm 64)

"I had a lot of fun, I am surprised that I'm still alive." Vibe checks out 😅

Happy spouse, happy house 😂😂😂 with love

Hahaha! My ole man just turned middle-aged on March 1st! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm texting him, "Theresa says 40 is middle-aged" (I'm on the toilet and will forget before I see him in about 30 mins 😂😭). He knows what our garbage queen says is the way it is. 🥝💚🖤

Hope you like the Aussie sunscreen! Our laws around SPF are way harsher so they’re always a reliable option for great sun protection. Florida got nothing on us. It’s autumn and currently 40 celcius (104 degrees in American) where I am in Aus right now 🥲

Girl! SPIN THAT TRASH CAN! I miss it. 😢 Thanx! Love these videos and your format. Keep it up ❤! ❤! Blessings to you 🙏

When I tell you this is exactly what I needed right now This has been a rough Friday lol

Who put the pantyhouse rack inside that mario pallette? I wouldnt spend even a gifted dime on that!

@blendofdays

4 ай бұрын

That. Is. Hilarious. That's the best description of an all matte neutral palette I've ever heard. 💀

@yensid4294

4 ай бұрын

😂

That adept palette reminds me of shades that light up with a black light, looks cool 🤔

The trashcan in background is not spinning 😮

A full HOUR of Theresa goodness! Let's GO!

I was watching "I wasted my money, so you didn't have to: Applebee's x Winky Lux". Because of Jen Luvs. Happy for making over 100 of these videos!!🎉🥳

Huda just did a video about how she is taking her brand back, she is the CEO again. She's doing a rebrand and getting rid of the Glowish line.

Love the unhinged!! I can even forgive your for Rhode!

Please have a random 3 minute Alex review corner- just pop it some random video, no context with that video swirl image would be hilarious 😂

22:38 I love the Supergoop Glow Screen and need to try the sunscreen oil you love!

The THC users told me that word is Sah-TEE-va

So excited for the Nomad palette! They announced today it was called Wild Atlantic Way (basically the west coast), where I'm from. I'm so excited. I bought my first Nomad cosmetics palette a few weeks ago with your code and I love it so can't wait to pick this one up 😍 I'm feeling patriotic 🇮🇪 you should plan a return trip soon!!

I'm listening to this while I shampoo carpets at work and you are making me crack up. Also I love Nars.

So far this video has been a wild ride that I’ve enjoyed thoroughly 😂

New makeup bingo is always something I look forward to & it never disappoints 🙌

The Guerlain meteorites container looks like a 80s coke grinder

"JUST GIVE HIM THE MULK, JOSH" 😂😂 I was just showing my kiddo my old favorites from when youtube was new.

"Pondly" = fondly pondering, possibly while also floating in a pond 😅 I always love your vids, and the new(newish maybe? I might not have been paying enough attention, lol) lights!

Love the videos as always, esp love Alex editing insert! That was too good

I was given a bottle of Gisou lipgloss for Christmas. It’s not expired, but it smells expired. I’m now using it for my dried out cuticles to use it up. Gags me if on my mouth. The Adept palette gives me sex robot vibes. 😜

I hope you have fun with Momma Is Dead, but also how fun would having her guest star on New Makeup Nonsense Bingo be?

My four year old said , oh my she looks beautiful.

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭 thank you!

@StillPooh62

4 ай бұрын

@@TheresaisDead you know that's the unvarnished truth, too, because there's nobody on the planet as brutally honest as a four year old! 😄

@sharonm.t.2492

4 ай бұрын

This is so cute, and sweet.

Seen the color story for the new Adept Cyborg Choir and looking forward to the looks i will see before I can preorder on the 15th. Really looking forward to the new Nomad as well. Enjoy your time with your mom.

Guerlain balls are the best face powder esp if you get a dark set for light bronze and a white pearly one for all over. Looks gorgeous on the skin. I tried the pressed and it didn’t compare. The loose balls win. 😂

Hi! I would love if you did a sunscreen roundup for all us uncooked chicken girlies.

Fierce eye look! She’s a baddie tonight

Your eye makeup really makes your beautiful blue eyes POP! It's giving... you from Arrakis and are hooked on the spice and are about to ride a Maker

What’s your T-shirt say? Camp….? Thanks for another fun video!! I really to love your channel and your new lights in your room are so much fun!!🤗

@greeneyedsoutherngirl6468

4 ай бұрын

If I was going to guess I would guess “Camp Crystal Lake” since she loves scary movies, but I’m probably wrong lol

Naked Sundays has heaps more spf and other products available 😊😊 Also a spf makeup setting spray Also know Australia's spf ratings to pass our specifications is very high. So you know you'll get good spf protection

Surprises? I love surprises! Can’t wait to see what it is. ❤❤❤

I tried the NARS blush “Behave” for the first time ever this year and OH MY GOD that blush is so good! It stays on my skin ALL day! My face tends to eat blush very quickly. I now have 2 Nars foundations, the pot concealer, the Climax mascara and 2 more blush colours. Everything I have from them is so well done. Took me until my 30s to figure this out. Dependable indeed! ❤M

Kackie swears up down and around town that the Gisou lip oil smells like dirty fryer oil and now I shudder whenever I see it imagining smelling that on my lips all day. The 1 star reviews do not surprise me 36:00

❤ Just a thought i think we need a Mama makeup bingo!!!! Even if she didn't wanna be on camera i think it would bee so funn to watch!!!! Just a thought!!! Much Luv My Garbage Queeeen👑

OMG, I’m obsessed with that mascara!

omg ur lights r so cute!!! i love!!!

I love the floating trash can, but I’m glad it’s not spinning today. It was so distracting to me 😂 I love the lights and color to the background.

30:54 Sooooooo.....wha had happened was..... Basically, Ms. Huda Kattan stepped down as CEO for about 5 years because she was listening to her inside people, and she did it to continue to grow her brand. Well, she recently released another video saying, "Wait, I got here doing my own thing, gimme my seat back!", and so yeah. She also said that she had learned a lot in her 5 year absence, and she is in serious works to revamp the Huda Beauty line. Now, whether that means repacking, reformutation, or whatnot, I don't know, but I will say is that I hope she doesn't go so far left that she forgets the products that made Huda Beauty what it is today. Anybody remember the "New" Coke from the 80's? Yeah, didn't go over well. For reference....(direct from her KZread channel) Her explaining why she stepped down as CEO (3 yr old video) kzread.info/dash/bejne/pHWK2qV8n7G0fLA.html Her announcement back in to Huda kzread.info/dash/bejne/qYR215qtd8jYeJs.html

So Huda was the ceo, stepped down, started glowish. Now they are going away with glowish and she’s stepping back into the ceo role

I think Michelle Wang has a massive collection of the guerlain meteorites

@candyce6233

4 ай бұрын

She does!! Her love for them is what made me finally cave and get a tin of them and I have to admit I love the entire ordeal. It’s the final touch to blending everything together flawlessly (kind of like Hourglass) but it does smell like violets which I don’t mind

I love Liquid Death. I thought the Peach would have more flavor, but it is so refreshing! It actually makes me feel better, hydrated.

New drinking game, every time you hear the inserted pop from Alex’s extraordinary editing, take a drink…😂🎉

I haven’t cared about new makeup in ages but I do love new makeup bingo.

Theresa is the best at discretions!! Bloated dead mouth is THE perfect description for over injected lips!

@greeneyedsoutherngirl6468

4 ай бұрын

lol I call them Vienna sausage lips, I just can’t help it 😂

@notaninfluencer4882

4 ай бұрын

@@greeneyedsoutherngirl6468 I don’t know how people think they look good like that!

@greeneyedsoutherngirl6468

4 ай бұрын

@@notaninfluencer4882me neither 🤦🏼‍♀️

I live for these MNB videos! You’re the only reason I know about new releases! I kind of want the Mario palette, I’ve never had one of his palettes before. You’re making one to try his other stuff too! And I want to try that Rhode blush! I wish they would give us a few weeks to breathe! It seems like every week there are new releases! Hope you have a great weekend, Theresa! And definitely have an Alex section! But let’s don’t talk about middle age. My birthday is next month and I don’t want it to come anymore like I did when I was a kid 😭🤣🩷

It’s always fun when Alex visits your channel! 👍🏻😃😂

Yes please to Alex's Corner 😂

guerlains lipsticks are great!

You are cracking me up in this video!!! We definitely need and Alex's corner!

the guerlain mentos - right there with you 🤙

Well, the Summer Fridays is not in AZ. Which, I don’t know, I guess we don’t need it yet with only 75 - 80 degree days. I think the new smaller Too Face Palette reminds be of the ne ABH new 2 small palette. Personally now that Too Face is owned by Estee, Lauder with Jarred gone, I don’t mind Too Face. It’s hit and miss but some of their products are pretty good.

Steff and Karen Harris got to play with the new Nomad Irish palette if you are interested 😊

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

Mine is lost in the mail lmao - they are sending me a new one lmao

I’ve been waiting for updated tatcha spf packaging!

I am a huge fan of the Dior lip oil. I heard that the elf oil was a good dupe, so I bought it. The bottle looks similar, and the applicator looks similar… and that is about where it ends!

always here for some Alex Action

You're wonderful 💜💜💜

Only a few minutes in but I need to know what kind of light setup you have 😍

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

The colorful lights or the studio light? 😊 or both?!

@brittanyphillips9157

4 ай бұрын

@@TheresaisDead the colorful ones. I need those colors in my apartment

i’m so curious to know how many sephora points you have Theresa lol

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

Right now I have 4036! I had more but I cashed in on a few rouge rewards this year! (The only way to use you’re points honestly haha)

@PastelBrushes-n-Donuts

4 ай бұрын

@@TheresaisDead😱

There are better photos out now for the new huda beauty lip glosses and they’re so much better. I agree with you. When I saw that original post I was like “Is this from like 5 years ago?” So weird!

I never got the original Born This Way palette but I listed after it for ages. The warm amber nudes palette is CALLING me.

I love liquid death teas and now i have to try it with titos!

Those Two Faced pallets are expensive, 30 quid = $38.45 each

The Guerlain pearls smell so good and they work well. I don’t know why Michelle says they’re dumb? They’re awesome!

@TheresaisDead

4 ай бұрын

lol I think she likes them and I am obviously misremembering lmao

Yayyy I’m from Portland Oregon!!

i've had a couple libations too after getting the bill for some house repairs this is what i need right now!!!!

@annapetryk

4 ай бұрын

I've no idea why but I pictured something like couple therapy. I know it's with additional 's, but it's early here.

My husband accidentally ate one of my meteorites once. He was so mad. 😂

You said it best, I also will be an asshole when that Rhode baby pink stick blush comes out and get it❤