I swear your commentary in these "dumb tourist" videos are the verbal embodiment of a child learning to walk and I love it

@JaquaviousDamian

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@evxlinva

3 жыл бұрын

LOOL SO TRUE-

@takidonteatme4681

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@user-mw6yd1zy9r

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MacaroniAndMayonnaise

3 жыл бұрын

You also get to see the beauty of the whole thing

Alternate title: "Onceler in denial tries to live in Premier Inn, devastated at the lack if beds"

@afeatherinthewind

3 жыл бұрын

the news headline nobody expected in 2021

@DatFNFnerd

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@Tall_MosiBungar

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so hard, man he was depressed cause of the lack of beds...

@catcake_cakecat

3 жыл бұрын

funny did laugh

@fnfaesthetics929

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

“I’m a good role model, I fill in my creeper holes!” Every Minecraft server ever watching that starts to feel their soul burning

Squiddo: There's no purpose building a roof! Minecraft Spiders: Bonjour. (Edit: Thanks for 7 likes!)

@trickedandtrolled

2 жыл бұрын

Fun alpha Fact ! spiders couldnt climb until beta 1.2

@kaka88k1

Жыл бұрын

*35 likes

@JustACrazyPerson6692

Жыл бұрын

And phantoms too like-

@pneumonoultramicrosc0p1csilic0

9 ай бұрын

@@JustACrazyPerson6692 bro this is alpha 1.2.6 not 1.13

“I can’t make a chest noise, I’m not a chest...” Favorite quote but yo seriously those subtitles that must’ve taken forever!

@merakifalls4391

3 жыл бұрын

y e s. subtitle appreciation

@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623

Жыл бұрын

I can’t make a cat noise, I’m not a cat! *Meeiw*

YOUR EXCITEMENT OVER THIS IS SO WHOLESOME Im so excited to watch the whole thing,,

@ellenmonteiro5392

3 жыл бұрын

Inside Squiddo:ERROR OVER EXCITEMENT ACTIVATED SYSTEM DYING E-E-ERROR

@TheKing-cj7su

2 жыл бұрын

@@ellenmonteiro5392 underrated reply

I remember when I used to play old minecraft, whenever the sun would set sometimes some of the chunks in the distance would take a while to actually darken with the rest, and I just looked at those brighter chunks to pretend like it wasn't getting darker because I was scared AHAh All of your commentary bringing back so many childhood memories for me, Yogscast, Shadow of Israphel, damn dude

“whats the point of a roof??“ me, throwing my opinion in without anyone asking: *spider.* edit: phantoms weren’t in the game when I said this comment?1?1!

@gabrielc7861

2 жыл бұрын

me, pointing out the fact that nobody asked even though nobody cares: Nobody asked.

@gabrielc7861

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhionaanimates I know, I was making a joke continuing the timeline you started

@kaka88k1

Жыл бұрын

you are corrrect

@arshu_parshu1999

Жыл бұрын

*phantom*

@bloodrocuted

Жыл бұрын

@@arshu_parshu1999 but in alpha edition there wasn’t any how did you not know that (also sorry because you might be talking about how she does no roofs in the newest version) :)

Soggy Damage is a phrase I’m going to use from now on.

I didn’t expect myself to watch it all, but being someone who doesn’t have a PC but really wants one to do what your doing now I stuck around , and honestly I enjoyed it all, that was charming and just Pog. 13k subscribers is actually quite a bit and I can see you going far with this! #iwasherebefore100k pog

@leafthieves6566

3 жыл бұрын

Same i really want to try it. I doubt I'd be very good but I'd like to try at least.

@grilsonderdebrug2393

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927

3 жыл бұрын

she about to reach 100k now! :)

@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927

3 жыл бұрын

she’s*

@eunivurse

3 жыл бұрын

same

Squiddo: the onceler- me: *war flashbacks*

0:08 *Modern questions require modern solutions.*

@beepog

2 жыл бұрын

*Modern problem requires modern solution*

"am i the onceler?"

Just letting you know I would watch every single episode of an alpha SMP

@luznoceda5401

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@iceisnotlive

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of The Evo Smp?

@afajardo9938

3 жыл бұрын

@@iceisnotlive :O I haven’t! Does it take place in one of the og versions?

@Alexandra-ip2by

2 жыл бұрын

@@afajardo9938 afaik it goes through the different versions

@dawndesilver4891

2 жыл бұрын

#A

The panic in your voice when you said "I'm not the Onceler!" I know. Not first hand, but I know.

7:26 Why is it so funny imagining a slice of meat slowly dissolving and merging with your bloodstream

As a fellow tumblr user I completely understand your fear of any mention of the onceler

@BIue_Berry

2 жыл бұрын

So.... what it about

I've never heard that cow noise and am now terrified what they did to get that sound

@luznoceda5401

3 жыл бұрын

i forgot how much i miss that cow noise

@doodlebug7

3 жыл бұрын

Me, who only plays in 1.6, hearing the new cow sounds: Why are they HUFFING QwQ

@iambreadbear3325

3 жыл бұрын

mojang beat down a real cow

@boxofstuff994

3 жыл бұрын

@@iambreadbear3325 then where- where does panda dying noise come from then?

@iambreadbear3325

3 жыл бұрын

@@boxofstuff994 you don't wanna know

The use of Drawn to Life music makes me so happy. Loved the next chapter as a kid and the music is so nostalgic for me

I recently found your channel, and it has brought me nothing but joy! Except for how you fill your creeper holes. That does not spark joy.

i lost it when you said "am i the onceler?" ive seen that fandom

8:52 it's crazy to think that someday YOU might be someone's gateway into the minecraft community. edit: i saw someone saying that you should make an smp and i wholeheartedly agree. that would be so cool omfg

@ieshavasquez3987

3 жыл бұрын

8:05

@brainysmurf5237

2 жыл бұрын

It tste weird

@scotchcog83

2 жыл бұрын

what are you

@Akkhazin

2 жыл бұрын

@@ieshavasquez3987 bot

@ieshavasquez3987

2 жыл бұрын

@@Akkhazin I'm not I was watching another video so I wanted to keep up

Squiddo: Minecraft just has too many features Also Squiddo: This game is so BARREN!

squiddo: what is the purpose of a roof? Spiders: allow us to introduce ourselves

lowkey though- you should make an smp- that sounds dope as hell considering your chaotic, wonderful personality mayhaps not in cursed no-red alpha minecraft tho

@stephaniecourteoreille5972

3 жыл бұрын

I know! I would really enjoy it if she plays with friends! it would make the video's much more funny if she played with someone just as fun and chaotic as her! :D

@killianobrien2007

3 жыл бұрын

You know the evo smp?

@fnfaesthetics929

2 жыл бұрын

@Killian O'Brien Or the Dream SMP.

@VIRTUOUSHACKER

2 жыл бұрын

Wait its a she? Im new to this channel

her: talking about making a house us: * only seeing a blank black screen*

@dawnwalker388

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

1:51 i literally did the same thing when i was little!!! i was obsessed with minecraft parodies, them and youtubers like tobuscus made me beg my mom to get it!! i haven't thought about them in years omg ;; (great video btw!! your commentary and excitement are really fun to listen to :))

After having this randomly reccomended to me by the algorithm and binging several videos, I can say will full certainty, you're a gem of a human being and please continue producing these hot messes of videos.

You keep giving me nostalgia every time you mention an old song

“Comment below if you don’t watch WilburSoot but you watch me” *Looks at my 6 month twitch Subscription to Wilbur* ...sure.

@Spyruce

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YOURE THE PERSON WHO MADE THE CENTURIES ANIMATIC?? alright you are not allowed to make amazing art and be good at solo funny commentary share the talent a LITTLE please-

@Squiddo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spyruce ASDkGHASDHfAFS Thankyou so much oh my god,,, I dont know how I made that animatic I think I was posessed by the spirit of mcyt

@stickfigureproductions1944

3 жыл бұрын

@@Squiddo SQUIDDO!!! I love your videos

@fnfaesthetics929

2 жыл бұрын

@Squiddo I hope ya don't mind but ehh- I have your skin for the import thing- TwT

The oldest update I remember is the aquatic, anything before that it’s all just the same

i love all of your references :DD its like i watch these not understanding the references but then u watch them again a while later and i get them ! its funny how i learn alot :]

i looked for a solid 8 minutes just to find my 3D glasses for that one clip

@calliethesimp1187

3 жыл бұрын

same lol

@aheony

2 жыл бұрын

i went to go get mine and got mad that they were movie 3D glasses not the retro ones. i put plastic wrap on the lenses and watered down my paint in an attempt to make it work. guess what happened? it didnt :D

@shellyfields5032

2 жыл бұрын

what did u see how was it

The fact that you had to ask if we knew what "DUDUDUDUDU" meant is really funny too me

“Whats the point of a roof?” Spiders: 😐 Phantoms: 😀

I haven't seen many people talking about it but, THANK YOU FOR PUTTING YOUR OWN CAPTION IN THE VIDEO!!! That must have been so time consuming and i appreciate it so much !!!!

let me just hide my watch history- ok- *i don’t watch dream.*

@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927

3 жыл бұрын

but have you heard of him?

@thebluedog1798

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927 nope

@greygust3936

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebluedog1798 sure lol

8:52 Legit never heard of Dream lmao, you showed up on my recommendations one day and I said fuck it

@sade8590

8 ай бұрын

Same

1:58 little squiddo thought:This is a certified hood classic B)

0:40 i cant tell if its just because the low render distance but this seems like the funny herobrine encounter image

YOU’RE LITERALLY SO GREAT AND FUNNY AND LOVELY WTF -peebaby lmao

you talking about the onceler followed by “guys i come from tumblr” uhhhh

4:36: spiders:am i a joke to you

Sometimes I think if I ever became a youtuber that people wouldn't find me funny but we literally have the same humour and your bloody hilarious so it gives me hope

This is actually amazing, I have never felt such nostalgia in my life. Yogscast + Alpha Minecraft = great times all around.

Squiddo should be a member of the DreamSMP

@degenerat9329

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that! They'd fit in so well.

@tourmashigaraki4034

3 жыл бұрын

Y E S

I can’t tell if that ‘welcome to the underground’ joke was an Undertale one, but it gave me flashbacks of 6th grade-

Squiddo: "WHAT ARE ROOFS FOR????" me: "........ Spiders...... If you don't have a roof you will probably be killed by spiders. They can climb up walls...."

Seeing a new notification from you always brightens up my day. The videos are just so... pure and happy. Thanks for making these! :D

When you menshiond(i cant spell) the "Don't mine at night" song i got some nostalgia bc it was one of my first favorate mc songs and i think it was like my 10th ( i cant remember i was like 5 at that time) mc song ive heard

Squiddo: "why are the roofs inportant?" Wall-climbing spider: "im about to ruin this mans whole carier"

This reminds me so much of the first Minecraft let's play I've ever seen. I was obsessed with Minecraft, but the first time I actually played the real game was like two years ago lol

This is such a good video and I hope you make more in the future!

Why do i actually want you to be in the dream smp?- i would actually spam to make you join your funny and pretty good for a average player :D

@blissfulvoid3824

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dawndesilver4891

2 жыл бұрын

You look similar

@absilint1318

2 жыл бұрын

Well the dream SMP has some bad reputation (atleast i was told)

@xdoge_x

2 жыл бұрын

@@absilint1318 Yeah, the DMSP as quite the reputation... 😶 I personally do not enjoy watching them.

Me: a- a torch? Also me: OH A FLASHLIGHT

2:58 i actually laughed a lot LMAOO 6:14 the pause was just PERFECT

YOU'RE LITERALLY SO ENTERTAINING TO WATCH I ENJOYED THIS VIDEO SO MUCH DUDE AMAZING VIDEO

I THOUGHT THAT WAS GEORGE IN THE THUMBNAIL DIADHWYUABSDHWDS

I've only watched two of your videos and I'm just hooked I started playing Minecraft on Xbox 360 originally and playing alpha on pc is a bit nostalgic but playing the old Minecraft tutorial worlds is just mmmmmm like I remember actually finding all the discs once and just feeling so accomplished but now I'm a lot smarter so when I play the tutorials I immediately steal things from the blacksmith area then take the diamonds from the beacon and go on a rampage ::)

Some of the music is from an old game I used to play, so random waves of nostalgia whenever I watch your videos

Eyyyyyyyyy pog vid squid! Pissbaby told me about you so pog

@luznoceda5401

3 жыл бұрын

EYYYYYYYYY TRUUUU

I've never heard of Dream, sounds like a try hard.

Wholesome minecraft newbie, my heart cant handle this much wholesome and nostalgia.

Baby squiddo: can i buy Minecraft squiddos mom: well dear… n o

If you told me like a week ago "do you know who is dream" i whould have said "wHoOoO!!" Yes a week ago i didnt know who was dream

9:19 like and retweet if you have a meat chest in your house

@Dewcary

Жыл бұрын

I believe that is called a “mimic”

I LOVE this :D Also, a roof is to keep out the phantoms most of the time :]

8:58 I'm spanish and idk why but everytime someone says something in spanish makes me happy nhrcrjdysrbgj Your videos are amazing! Also lmao i remenber that version-

5:45 how was the fall?

@snomvish

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope someone gets that joke

@bird81

2 жыл бұрын

@@snomvish But nobody came...

@yourlocalcinnasnail3065

Жыл бұрын

I got it 🤣

@yourlocalcinnasnail3065

Жыл бұрын

🎶Welcome to the underground 🎶💀 🎶How was the fall~🎶💀

@H341HER_CH4NDL3R

Жыл бұрын

U n d e r t a l e

First? Minecraft best

I was sold on your channel the moment I heard Ooh Wilfre in the background. Hell yeah, Drawn to Life!!!

@lukaemmersontheenigmaticun4621

2 жыл бұрын

Also, Don't watch Wilbur. So take that as you will.

the roof stops spiders from climbing into your house as they are the only hostile mobs who can climb and see through glass so if you have a window and a not roof then ur screwed

You sound like a girl tommyinnit 😳😳

@Squiddo

3 жыл бұрын

Womaninnit .... ...... I'll take it

17

@luznoceda5401

3 жыл бұрын

i do not understand but AGREED

currently 4:26 am for me, but i can't stop that Squiddo grind

Squiddo: (talking about her house/inn) (Sees pig) Squiddo:*M E A T L O C A T E D*

minecraft alpha will forever remind me of evo smp now... and the immense fandom lore that came out of it. thanks grian!

Spiders can climb up the walls and get in ur house, thats why we need a roof in mc.

5:38 “A sheep, let me just slowly saunter over to you!” *the wool in the inventory intensifies*

i think you're one of my new favourite youtubers, and i set my expectations relly high

Squiddo is the embodiement of the "i'm baby" meme.

The thing is I know too much about Alpha from the Evo SMP lol - it made it fun to watch you struggle with the differences…. I watch too much Minecraft… :(

I don't actually watch any DSMP stuff but your videos are really fun!

This is just a slap of nostalgia

"There's too many features" Terraria-"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power..."

12:55 World corrupting rn: ima end this man's whole carreer

Lmaoo I don’t watch minecraft KZreadrs normally but I just love ur silly goofy vibes

It my new fav KZreadr :) & a roof in Minecraft keeps the sky demons (phantoms) away when u don’t sleep

6:19 one time i stayed in a premier inn with family and they gave us the wrong room so i had to sleep on the floor. so glad minecraft reflects reality like this

Squiddo: “We don’t need a roof” Spiders: *i am five parallel universes ahead of you*

Hope you become famous in the future You have so much potential :D

6:20 OH MY GOD DRAWN TO LIFE OST IN THE BACKGROUND LOOSING MY MIND

@Jumboarentjosh

6 ай бұрын

Yes you are I

I love your videos, keep up the good work!

In regular minecraft, the roof A. Protects you from phantoms and creepers. B. Looks cool. C. Gives you something to hang decor off of.

squiddo: ye-yeah! for beta minecraft. also squiddo editing and seeing that its actually alpha and adding the top left on to the whole screen for 0.5 seconds plus me not able to see it even trying to stop it: what??

Squiddo : Sorry, a creeper blew up in real life, Me : seems quite normal,

@kitchenfox2687

2 жыл бұрын

its steve! steve himself

Squiddo: What's the point of a roof Spiders:Am I a joke to you?

squiddo:why are roofs even needed? also Squiddo: -forgets spiders exist-

You ever think "hmm i should put a roof in my house to stop spiders from crawling into my house." that would not be Squiddo!