Being 29 Sucks - Dan Soder
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Dan Soder breaks down why 29 is a terrible transitional age in your life and confesses why he’s single.
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@ipellly
3 жыл бұрын
Crackle crackle
@karlwashere123
3 жыл бұрын
You were just canceled
@Francis-ht5td
3 жыл бұрын
Wonder who this was lol
The boat joke was fire
"I wanna be on a boat" and then they're on a boat 😭😆
@grannypeacock
4 жыл бұрын
I got offered a boat ride at 43. It's always possible to get on a boat.
@evraljones9862
Жыл бұрын
@@grannypeacock you must be hot
@grannypeacock
Жыл бұрын
@@evraljones9862 😂😂😂 I was at 43
@evraljones9862
Жыл бұрын
@Christine Reardon aww come on, it's only been 3 years 😆
@grannypeacock
Жыл бұрын
@@evraljones9862 I was going to say I was 43 a bit over 3 years ago and have since went through something that left me deformed but then I remembered a complete stranger offered me a boat ride last summer. I guess even deformed I am hot. You just made my day 🔥
Turned 30 last week and I've quit drinking and weed in the last year and it's the most boring I've ever been.
@AJEbanks
4 жыл бұрын
im 29 and i definitely dont get as excited about weed as i used to, sobriety just seems like the best move.. at least when the sun's out.
@violetinthesun1756
4 жыл бұрын
awww, stop with the weed at least dam
@thetayterminator1436
4 жыл бұрын
Im 29 and ive now watched everything on netflix, hulu & amazon prime already
@edgarpoe517
4 жыл бұрын
When I stop smoking, I stay the same--it's everyone else that gets less funny.
@Virtualvinyilradio
4 жыл бұрын
I’m high it’s still awesome
From 18-28 people have said I look 12-19 and I've always been called young man to strangers who were around my age. The second I hit 29, people started calling me sir.
@moarroz
4 жыл бұрын
Ppl were more scared of my behavior in early 20s....now they are just like ehhh watever
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
i used to get id'd all the time, have my id taken saying its fake. finally stopped getting id'd at 39. phew.
@ronvalley1973
4 жыл бұрын
@@LastbutNotFirst i got carded at walmart 3 years ago, before i stopped alcohol altogether, and i was 61 with long hair and no gray or balding to this day, thanks dad.....!
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
@@ronvalley1973 lol. i hate places that ID no matter what.
@soccerislife6108
4 жыл бұрын
Dude this happened to me!!!! I was like well at least I look young so in my 30s I'll get mistaken for 20's. Apparently that was a lie..
18 to 22, I can't fight in that weight class anymore lmao I FELT THAT!
@the_letter_b
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, occasionally I match with some on Tinder and even rarer go out with them but it's really hard to connect at all, it's almost like dating someone who just arrived from a foreign country who just know US pop culture from the past 5-10 years and English isn't their first language. And I get his point about older women as well. They'll get all your references and if you're more into older music and pop culture, may agree. Younger women won't know much about pop culture before 2000 and will think whatever music is currently trending on KZread is the best, if you don't agree, they'll act like you're out of touch and uncool. The current fashion trends are also < 20 oriented, a lot of the late 90s to 00s teen fashion and haircuts, it's harder to pull that look off and not look bad if you're over 25. 5+ years ago it was a lot different, the clothing and hairstyle trends were oriented around people in their 20s and 30s.
@beefy45
Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget older women always have the best snacks
3:33 - I always thought a good "Pearl Jam" cover band name would be "Doesn't Get Eddie Vedder than This." Too wordy? Probably.
@Spleen2ween
4 жыл бұрын
That’s a solid pun
@nomaanalwi9495
4 жыл бұрын
Nah fam, it's 🔥
@tosinakin2508
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like an album name, but I like it
@Heart_rachel
4 жыл бұрын
Can’t Get Eddie Vedder.
@LycanLink
4 жыл бұрын
@@Heart_rachel Ooh, I like that, because it's not such a mouthful. :)
that joke about 18-22 year old girls is so true lol
@po3alily
4 жыл бұрын
Bryan Thomas whats france like 😩😩😩
@lisalund6277
4 жыл бұрын
Just because we don't want you hehe
@julieshrout9835
2 жыл бұрын
2018-2022
This guy sounds like Fred Jones from Scooby Doo.
@tosinakin2508
4 жыл бұрын
I can see it. If his voice was slightly higher, it would be spot on.
@FLYIN_DAGGERZ
4 жыл бұрын
Spot on 😂😂
@aaronsmith1023
4 жыл бұрын
"We gOt A mYStEry oN oUR hAnDS gAnG!"
@danehales2021
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being specific. If you hadn’t add the “Jones” I wouldn’t have know which Fred you where talking about😂
@abestaac
4 жыл бұрын
@@danehales2021 🤦🏻♂️
Am 29. Can confirm.
Someone besides me finally mentions how everything is abbreviated, and I laughed my ass off. This dude is funny as hell. 😂
this dude just told my current life situation a million times better then i could
I know this is just a comedy act but there’s a really good video that explains how 28 and 30 are actually pretty young and the mistake people make is giving up at that age because of false assumptions within society I think you can find out if you type in turning 28 and then scroll down
@jhaimp.sullivan5618
Ай бұрын
🎉
When weed goes from fun to an addiction is my life right now lol
He looks way older than 29 lol
@TheMiist
4 жыл бұрын
Drinking before 8am Roman lit will do that to you
@mraBJJ33
4 жыл бұрын
Drinking heavily and smoking for several years can age anyone lol
@ZechDz
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was surprised to hear he's the same age as me. I keep seeing old looking 29 year olds and started wondering if I look that old! 🤣
@mraBJJ33
4 жыл бұрын
@@ZechDz hes like 36 now lol, some of these sets are old
@ZechDz
4 жыл бұрын
@@mraBJJ33 okay that makes so much more sense. he still looks older in this clip though :P
I'm 31. I relate to this soooooo f'ing much. Lol. 🤣Trying to balance life and fun with all the weed I smoke while trying to not care about societal judgements
@Scars_on_my_nose
4 жыл бұрын
How much weed do you smoke a weed?
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
@@Scars_on_my_nose i smoke 25 a week lol.
@Scars_on_my_nose
4 жыл бұрын
LastbutNotFirst 25 what?
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
@@Scars_on_my_nose 25 bucks of good ass colorado weed. lol.. okay its more like 40 a week but whose counting
@brashton101
4 жыл бұрын
I get an oz every month and go thru a quarter a week. Used to be worse than that. Lol
Brendan Frasier plays a very convincing Dan Soder here, Great makeup artist.
@bri90fp
4 жыл бұрын
Vince Van
@jhaimp.sullivan5618
Ай бұрын
If Brendan Frasier and Vince Vaughn were brothers this could definitely be their nephew @@bri90fp
Being in your late 20s sucks in general. Most of the fun is when your're in your early 20s. But by the time you get to 26, 27, 28, 29, your youthful lifestyle starts to lose steam. You no longer fit in with people in their early 20s. You already start to feel like your're in your 30s even though you're still technically in your 20s.
@NelsonVanDweller
3 жыл бұрын
Yeh it gets rounded up to 30
@afrocoolio25
Жыл бұрын
Spot on. 27+ might as well be 30. If you are on a career trajectory or have made strides in life, a 27 year old will have nearly nothing in common with a 21 or 22 year old.
@J_ose904
Жыл бұрын
I feel this for real.
@JoRock-kj7qh
2 ай бұрын
I think it’s a lot of physical because once you get to 26 your body has it it’s prime and it’s going to start to go down little by little and you don’t get away unscathed by big drinking nights. At 26 you start to learn about the devils hangover that steals days at a time!
This is the most relatable thing I've ever seen
The crowd "Yes No Yes No Yes "he brought out a lotta AA Tonight!
I'm 28. This man looks like a friend of my father. Man looks like he belongs to a country club
@RomanDiaries
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if it's any solace to him he looks like he's 39.
@stevem7192
4 жыл бұрын
@@RomanDiaries He actually is 36.
@KredBr
4 жыл бұрын
Alcohol, were you not listening lol.
@kevinsalmon5212
3 жыл бұрын
@@RomanDiaries White people age at an accelerated rate.
@kevinsalmon5212
3 жыл бұрын
@@KredBr I'm a 29 year old heavy drinker, yet I still look young enough to be his son. I'm also black, so that's a factor lol
I feel like this is what miles tellers character in "the spectacular now" would have been like when he grew up if he was an actual person
@PatBaalsbmx
4 жыл бұрын
The Dude this is such a fire comment wow
Shout out to me !! I'm 29, still kicking, chilling, and playing ball !! Health is life man ! thankfully I never got into the whole alcohol and drugs mania-city !
Try 82 for a month and get back to me. (Not serious, though I am 82.)
@deborahhernandez1505
4 жыл бұрын
Right now! How old are you?
@ronvalley1973
4 жыл бұрын
i just turned 64 and it seems like just a few years ago i was 40, so, in no time at all i will be 88, man, i loathe time........
@Hokuto_Tongi
4 жыл бұрын
I play online pool with a 74 year old. Nice to see y’all in the comments !
@MrCrowebobby
4 жыл бұрын
@@deborahhernandez1505 If this is for me, I'm 82 and 1/2. Yesterday a 65 year old neighbor asked me if I was older or younger them him (he was using a walker after falling down stairs). Silly, but it made my day. I have all the aches and pains and memory problems of 82, but my image of myself in my head is still a young 35, and when I read someone is 80; I think of a decrepit old person.
@deborahhernandez1505
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrCrowebobby Thank you and yes that question was for you. I can imagine you feel younger inside. I imagine we age on the outside but how are we in the inside. . I rather enjoy the memories of youngsters like yourself. I'm 46 ..I feel 25. Thank you again.
Glad KZread recommended him to me! Eager to see more of his stuff.
As a 29 year old drug addict this really hits home.
He’s clinging on to that flannel fit for dear life before this big 30 hits
I needed this! Thank you for this video
He looks like a blend of Rob Pattinson and Matthew Perry in the early Friends seasons, and I'm shook at how attractive I find that combo
This is great because I watched Dan Soder perform on my 29th birthday! It was a lot of fun!
You gave me the best laugh all week. Thanks!
Very nice set!
im not gonna lie, 29 was a negative year for me, now that im 30 things almost turned around over a 6 month period, im super excited to be 3 decades
@ggg-ox3hr
4 жыл бұрын
You’re still old though...
@its.albert.510
4 жыл бұрын
Three decades!!!😇
@kevinsalmon5212
3 жыл бұрын
@@ggg-ox3hr 30 isn't old at all!
@looperandme1
2 жыл бұрын
@@ggg-ox3hr shut up
@jsbaldo5556
Жыл бұрын
@@ggg-ox3hr lmao BRO. 30's are still young like deceptively so, Your body does not finish fully developing till 30 as far as bone denisity, you don't finish cooking and land in the grave, People who take care of themselves aren't suppost to look or feel old at a mere 30 , i'm in my 20's I get it and i'm glad to get it, Get up with your life and be strong with your choices, time to be an real adult now , but old is hilarious. And In between 30-mid 30's is when depending on genetics you will have a 1 percent decline per year of tesosterone, This is actually a good thing, Its not a decline to death, its a decline for balancing purposes, The body does the same with hgh in puberty, Did you know if we grew the same rate any longer we'd be giants, it has to stop and even out, 30's is the balancing act, weirdly enough in my mid 20's i had siezures and my blood work came back 3 times T levels at 1,450 This is what my doc called top 1 percent of men and and an anomoly, WE ARE CHEMICAL SOUP. Its not the age, Its the person, and how you take care of your body. Consider 120 living people, They legit get to have another 20 years after reaching 100 , they are not as rare in other countries in fact there is one town that ONLY has people who die in this age range from 105 being the average death for them, its a mystery. So .. doing the math, if we are capable of going beyond 100 but in the west we get cancer 50/50 die at 70/80 this is WRONG. It isn't age thats the problem its our society and choices and how we consume and take care!
Strong Vince Vaughn vibes. Killer set.
Yes more dan soder please there’s not enough
What an amazing crowd
Very funny, I was actually laughing audibly 😂
Whew Dan has come a long way since he recorded this special....
@saraforney3940
4 жыл бұрын
Dan Edick ya think so? I think he’s like, way more annoying now. Can even enjoy Bonfire anymore
@RepairRenovateRenew
4 жыл бұрын
The bonfire can always be hit or miss cause it's radio but I think his stand up is much better now
@rokeeffe91
4 жыл бұрын
@@saraforney3940 shut your mouth... that's my husband you're talking shit about... I think he balances Jay's harsh edge perfectly. And I've seen him live recently and it was very fulfilling... totally worth the money and then some...
Nothing sexier than a funny/entertaining person with good stories and ideas 🍁😍
Im 24 & im going thru his 29 phase, amiright guys
@blackmoonsage
4 жыл бұрын
I’m 24, and you are right
@daviszollars3356
4 жыл бұрын
25 and 2 years sober lol
@donaldwilson3579
4 жыл бұрын
@@daviszollars3356 24 & 2 days sober. This blows
@Shadybiglpac
4 жыл бұрын
Fr bro
@thomasbickle6222
4 жыл бұрын
Totes
"I wanna be on a boat!" 🤣🤣👏👏
I love this guy on Billions, I never knew he was a stand up comedian!
What a great set!!!!
"Jabba the Hut in a bimbo voice" Lol! Totes accurate.
Soder is a killer. He has the potential to be one of the greats.
When you get to your 40's, if you've been reasonably self-aware and worked through those insecurities that yanked you around in your 20's and 30's, you quit caring about people judging you. Most people I've discussed this topic with, agree that life starts to get a bit better and higher quality (even if it's not necessarily financially) around mid to late 30's because you've figured out what you like and dislike in some key areas and have learned to honor yourself a bit as well. It's very 20's to think 40's are old, but most people in their 40's still feel like they could easily still be 29 although it's quite common for 40's folks to notice little twinges here and there in their bodies that they can't believe they're experiencing already.
So right!!! I'm so sick of people asking me: "You cool, you need to talk?"
Aww. I'm turning 29 on Wednesday.
@_Notmajestic
4 жыл бұрын
Haha me on Nov 10th.
@brokenking5044
4 жыл бұрын
That sucks
@moarroz
4 жыл бұрын
Happy bday i jst did last month
@Tuncapoo
4 жыл бұрын
Tough luck sweet cheeks
@newka5472
4 жыл бұрын
I did last Sunday 😢
I clapped at home.... I’m in danger 😂😂😂
Funny thing is a 47 year old mother of three wouldn’t be able to see LZ at their prime even if she saw it at 17.
This just reminds me I need to go wrap my car around a tree.
He raises an interesting point in a funny way. Intoxication can help you escape the collective illusions. And it automatically deals with the depression of not fitting in anymore. It's an easy way not to participate. But then at some point you transition to a form of responsiblity and or participation, your truth system is still different from society (which is a good thing) but you no longer have the escape of intoxication. Depression ensues. At least for 20% of the population according to the current statistics (I think it might be slightly higher if everybody were honest). Also, he transforms pain into funny, love that.
"Go inside" fucking killed me, dude.
LOL Damn he's always crackin me up
Awesome standup. Love Sodes.
I'm 29 now and love it
he is absolutely correct at 29 everything sucks
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
only gets worse. i got called an old man a few months ago by a little girl. boy that was a wake up call.
@daviszollars3356
4 жыл бұрын
At 25 everything sucks
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
@@daviszollars3356 if it sucked at 25.. it only goes downhill buddy.. fast. lol
@LastbutNotFirst
4 жыл бұрын
@MyricalLyrical mo money mo problems.
@daviszollars3356
4 жыл бұрын
@@LastbutNotFirst bring it lmao
20 year old me- let's party till 5am! 30 year old me- go away I don't want to go outside.
Just imagining being 29 and turning 30 it’s just mind blowing
Good lordy i love this man crackle crackle
Watching this on my 29th birthday. Crackle crackle
He killed it!
I'm glad Malfee landed on his feet after leaving Axe.
Watching this at 29..had a few beers this morning. I get off at 2pm. But its ok cause i rounded my purchase up to 4 dollars instead of 3.20 for charity purposes. Just using karma to buy myself some time before i am homeless.
30+ was a completely different life for me than my 20s.
I'll check back when he's 39.
@mattkolmer
4 жыл бұрын
James Leo that’s in 3 years
Dan is the next big one, thank god theres someone funny in my generation.
LOL yo that jaba tho
Yeah well I'm 28 about to be 29 in dec, it already sucks lol
@blucow6677
4 жыл бұрын
Me too!! 29 on dec and feel like meh 😥
@Dogen70
3 жыл бұрын
Sag!! What up!
@SwitchSilver
3 жыл бұрын
Uh oh. How’s 30 looking for ya?
@mrthywicked5097
3 жыл бұрын
@@SwitchSilver well....30 now so ooopps
@Slycooper14
3 жыл бұрын
29 in april. i can confirm that feeling
This guy is my fucking spirit animal
its funny cause I thought his name was Dan Sober! lol!
Just turned 29 a month ago… this is on point!
So relatable! Neither here not there.
Sounded like the sims talking at the end 😂
@larsbars4254
4 жыл бұрын
Timo Cruz lmao!! Yes!!
I turn 30 next spring.... God this hit home for me...
I'm 29 and I wholeheartedly agree.
1:26 the 3 women had evolving levels of appreciation for the joke
Bad news Danny Boy, a 47 year old woman can't tell you about Zeppelin Live.
@SallionMang
4 жыл бұрын
This is like 10 years old my guy
@astrotrain3332
4 жыл бұрын
@@SallionMang seriously??
@SallionMang
4 жыл бұрын
@@astrotrain3332 Oh yeah lol it's from 2010 at the very latest, this dude is awesome
@beppo2814
3 жыл бұрын
This was recorded around 2012 (Dan Soder is 37 years old in 2020). A 47 year old would've been born in 1965, and Led Zeppelin broke up in 1980, when she would've been 15. The math checks out. 😀
This man speaks the truth ! 😂
I always looked older when I was growing up and then I came of age and stopped aging lol. Now I'm 36 and everyone else thinks I'm 26-28
he kinda sounds like a big mouth character, i love it
Dan Soder is one of my favorite comedians. I am keeping an eye peeled for tickets to see him live, but no one willingly comes to the Midwest, so here's hoping he is still desperate lol.
@mattkolmer
4 жыл бұрын
Shawn Bydalek you’d be surprised. Plus he is from the Midwest.🤘🏼
Is that Rumplestilitskin from Shrek 3 and 4... Never heard this guy though. He killed it.
Birthday tmrw. So excited for thirty 🤸🏿♀️🤍✝️ Happy Passover!!!
As soon as I heard the Pearl Jam joke my jaw dropped. I saw this guy on T.V. years ago, thought that joke was fucking hilarious, and forgot his name, for YEARS every so often I try to find this guy, with this bit, its become an obsession....until today. #WeAreJeremy
Son of Gary!
@MoFromEgy
4 жыл бұрын
Crackle Crackle
Im only 18 but im dying at thiss its hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
This guy gives me deep laughs
29, lookin like 35
I love Dan Soder. But does being 29 suck for him because he's actually 62?
@nii_amart
4 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment but you have 62 likes....don't want to mess it up. Will be back to like when its past 62. Lol Edit: I came back
@TCt83067695
4 жыл бұрын
@@nii_amart now
@nii_amart
4 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 done. Lol
@JaiCatLady
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
Crackle crackle dan!
Buckey Sodes! Crackle crackle boys!
Crackle crackle
I’m turning 29 and just discovered sativa, never been happier 😂
@kevinsalmon5212
3 жыл бұрын
Sativas make me too tired. Indicas are better.
This dude is hilarious
More sodor!!!
5:51 she must have fell from that boat
Lol this dude is my soulmate.
Watching this and I'm 29 now. Will be turning 30 in 1 month! 😂
Sodes is correct...I'm 31 and single after a decade...I feel exactly this way 🤣 #cracklecrackle