Thanks for supporting us and the pod! Patreon.com/beinianpod for all the goodness - between you, me, and the lamppost - it’s worth it!! 🤪🤪 Xo, BIWJ

Ian's personality is like a gas that expands to fill negative space. A soft-spoken cohost only makes him shriek louder, and more frequently. I'm thankful that my personal freinds Ian and Jordan uploaded this podcast episode.

@DeemMalicious

11 ай бұрын

Oh em gee! Are you PERSONAL friends with Ian and Jordan?! Holy shit! Amazing. Incredible. Unbelievable. Unimaginable. They're such huge celebrities that it's hard to imagine they would be friends with regular folks. I am truly impressed!

@ricksanchez5696

11 ай бұрын

Reaching much 😏

@lookatmyhands2465

11 ай бұрын

​@@ricksanchez5696reach for these nuts

@Downs-Indroam

11 ай бұрын

I went to a meet and greet at their show in NY too!

@Downs-Indroam

11 ай бұрын

#personalFriends4Ever (whether they want to or not) 😂

So excited - Does NOT get funnier than Ian & Jordan - Alone - Unsupervised The deep dive into silliness is unmatched Still not over laughing thru the Rock Paper Scissor episode

@clevermissfox

11 ай бұрын

I hope Ethan got the hundred bucks he was promised from Jordan while Ian was upstairs digging for cash to get a little thrill from putting bets on rock paper scissors outcomes

@BeinIanPod

11 ай бұрын

@@clevermissfoxhe did!

OMG - Ian and Jordan solo, I live for this silliness

This makes me feel like my mental health is rock solid these two walk the edge lmao😂

@TropicalBones

5 ай бұрын

Same haha

"NO MORE HUGS!" as she leaned into him for a hug. This is the definition of friendship.

This is like watching my 2 brain cells

@BeinIanPod

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Relieved the Donkey Whisperer was such an innocent story

I imagine this episode is how most Better Help "therapy" sessions would go

16:44 --- Official petition --- Make RAT PUPPET TIME a segment of every episode -- Especially as unannounced with guests

@STAR_FLIGHT

11 ай бұрын

Anticipating a surprised comedian's reaction when Ian/Jordan unexpectedly, inexplicably begin talking to each other thru the rats puppets would be priceless

@clevermissfox

11 ай бұрын

Omg I left this exact comment just a minute ago, I’m glad I’m not the only one. I want Better Help to pay them to give ppl therapeutic advice as the Little Guy Puppets. THE PPL HAVE SPOKEN!!

@jayneblue2

11 ай бұрын

@@clevermissfox Yes, yes and YES!

Ian's really turnt up on the 'tism this ep.

@BeinIanPod

11 ай бұрын

Whoopsies sometimes I get too excited to have fun!

@pizzaloverduh

2 ай бұрын

@@BeinIanPod which episode is hotog story?

When it cut to Ethan and he put his hands up, I felt that. We all felt like the awkward third wheel in a fight this ep

The soft moment to Ian immediately reaching for the vape was priceless 😂

@BeinIanPod

11 ай бұрын

😇😇😇

@ayche.dee23

11 ай бұрын

It made me want to cry.. I miss ever having anyone to have understood me. Please dont forget how fortunate you two are to have one another. My God I just laugh and cry at this pod and love you two!! @BeinIanPod XOoxoxxXoxXXox

“Ratman, take’na lul shitty” has hands down made Jordan Jensen my favorite podcaster.

@cjmitch91

11 ай бұрын

Readin his newbubby

Ian please don't let Jordan move to LA

@Joe-oj4rh

11 ай бұрын

Straight to skid row for her sadly 😢

@danhalen2990

10 ай бұрын

She’ll be on soft white underbelly in a week. “ I’m a comedian” sure you were honey. Now suck it!,

@loutenf5969

7 ай бұрын

Stay together.

Ol' cane Ian = sillier manic Ian. It's gonna be a good episode 😂

I watch for Jordan. Ian makes me feel some kind of way each week lol

IAN: Share your feelings as a rat 🐭speaking... JORDAN: Good idea ! 🐭: Hello Jordan please tell me ........................ JORDAN: Oh shut the fvckup .

“It’s not my fault your cat has thumbs and a curiosity that might kill him”🤣

Ian stealing and fiending for the vape made my morning lol 23:27

@BeinIanPod

11 ай бұрын

Hehehehehe 😈😇

Jesus fuck lol, Ian relates a story to us about his first time smoking and the shenanigans that ensue and its meant to be a relatable coming of age tale. Jordan responds with the most outta pocket yet casual anecdote of how some renters killed her fucking bunny... I love it

@BeinIanPod

11 ай бұрын

Lolol yeah it’s a lot but that’s our gal!

@Downs-Indroam

11 ай бұрын

Jordan had an incredibly chaotic and crazy childhood for sure! 😂❤😅 These two have such an amazing chemistry for podcasting (putting out a show)!

DUDE. "HEY BRO! UPPIES?!" has had me literally crying for two days now. that shit is fucking hilarious.

The little mouse bit was my favorite, keep up the good work friends. Also the solo eps are such a treat

Ian's FTM voice @57:45 is the funniest thing I've heard in months 😂😂

23:36 Hearing Jordan give everyone's famous smoking scare talk Even as an ex-smoker, the smoking lectures STILL triggers relfex to argue back, defend smokers right to shut-down a persistent, unbearable nicotine cravings

Jordan has GOT to get Ian to watch Spirited Away . HAS to .

Jordan has the cutest/silly personality and it mixes with Ian’s so well!

Ian is for sure just using the cane for fashion and a conversation starter now 😂

Finally, someone understands the beauty and usefulness of 4k

In the thumbnail Jordan looks like Maureen Ponderosa with the dead toof. 🙊

@xlouisexox

Ай бұрын

Oh fuuuuuuck

Jordan talking about her mom and the horny cats had me cryin😂😂😂

I love Ian and I love Jordan, but I don't think I love Ian or Jordan as much as I love Ian and Jordan

I love you guys. Life is so tough now. You make me so happy 😂

Damn I’m dying laughing at Ian weaselin the vape and immediately upon impact to his lungs choking and coughing😭🤣

My hooves are hurting 😭😂😭😂😭

I’m so grateful I found this podcast when I really needed it. I love these 2 dooorks.

Love you Ian for that modest mouse deep cut reference

You guys consistently make me belly laugh cry more than any other pod.

Hahahaha the manipulation at the top of the ep is on brand for sure 😂 I love it makes me crack up cuz it's just so real and I hate to admit that I'm more of an Ian than I thought

"That's why all of our pets have to be dead taxidermy" lolllll

Jordan becomes more and more relatable each episode omg

I came here because Jordan is funny as shit but Ian has totally grown on me and I can't get enough. I've been listening to the pod all day all week at work and now when i read it's in Jordan's voice

I love you guys. Thank you Jordan for giving in at the foco comedy fort and picking up the nugget 👏🥰

I love these two. They’re naturally funny with good hearts! 😊

These two are great to watch omg. Great fun! Very raw and real yet silly!

Ian sounds like Steve-o when he does that voice

@cclawncare1

11 ай бұрын

Nailed it

@DarkDecimus

11 ай бұрын

When you drink and do a ton of drugs and smoking, while also yelling for a bunch for years....the voice is a gift for shredding your esophagus, vocal cords, and throat. Rough!

this is my comfort podcast!!! Also Jordan’s impersonation of her mom makes me lol every time

This podcast is literally my two inner personalities talking. LOVE IT.

"UPPIES" hysterical!!!! You guys are the best

The amount of silence in this episode nearly gave me a panic attack

"oh we can hoooold him" ♥ Jordan is too much for this life

telling jokes and having smokes

Jordans face on the thumbnail really spells out S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

You know it’s gonna be a good episode when Ian’s got the cane out

@ronindr

11 ай бұрын

El Chapo 😂

As someone from VA who was attacked by bees this summer I’m with Ian’s mom

Puppet Therapy with Ian and Jorden needs to exist. If better help had any word about them, they would contract these two for that segment , get listeners to write in w their problems and have therapists tell Jordan and Ian how to advise , ahem tell the little mouse guys how to advise I mean.

@JR-rz1br

11 ай бұрын

with Craig Ferguson

This is an insane episode...Subscribed!

You're not alone Jordan! I find pictures in the wall texture, or marks in the paint. It's definitely the 'tism

I am literally crying from laughter about "up-ies" and my coworkers think something is wrong...and I can't explain why I'm laughing 😆

A real breakthrough. I just got into this podcast and I already see the end 😢 but Jordans happiness comes first.

I am 100% here for the codependency to justify my own shit. Please continue.

this is worth every penny lol

“One for me, one for you” 🤣🤣🤣

You two are the best together 😂

Hey Jordan and Ian.

I fucking love you guys so much! Thanks for making me laugh every week! You rock! 🤘❤️✨

Jordan pranking Ian was great lol

“Blacked out in somebody’s closet holding a rifle” 🤣

Jordan your spesh is about to drop and the world will see who's gonna taze who 🥳

Dude, I love you guys

Uppies fucking killed me. Subscribed for the lunacy and silliness.

Life"s a long song kids and it sings no matter how you feel. No matter where you are. no matter what you do. I love you guys cause of what you do when your listening. When you speak. and when you dance. Your funny chases my clouds away. I hope it does the same for you.

That trans-man bit fucking killed me!!!

Funny AF ep

Telling jokes and having smookkeeessssss!!!

Loved the Kane v Tazer moment, beautiful specimans! Please take the pod on the road if you two split *wipes tear*

its so refreshing that someone unabashedly enjoys ska and isnt afraid to let it be known. THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! BTW, what is the closing song?

Imagine if Bill Hicks were still alive and doing ad reads for MeUndies. RIP

As someone with over a decade of pet bunny owning experience, I do not endorse Jordan or Ian having a bunny. If they would feed it a diet of 70% Timothy hay, give it plenty of space to roam safely (litterbox trained/indoors), and give it plenty of attention I would endorse it, but.. I don't trust like that.

this has been a great podcast to dive into during this holiday break. couple of degenerates, just how i likes it.

I love you guys so much omg

Hey, bro… Uppies!

All my plants are deeeeaaaadddd 😂

I fully support Jordan getting her own apartment before moving to LA. I would happily send a gift card of the Ikea variety to help her get a non-stinky couch of her own or perhaps a high heel leopard print love seat from the nearest thrift shoppe.

Luv U guys! Ur my Zoloft. Thx😘

As a fellow brooklynite the segment where jordan was whining about wanting to move to LA truly triggered me. It's a pipe dream, it never works out. DON'T GOOOO

Car Seat Headrest are the best Jordan, they're bad for your mental health but in a good way.

"Maybe we should shave him and save the rabbit"😂

nothing like a solo ep

Goooo with her Ian!!!!

@Shmedler

11 ай бұрын

LA is 💩

tellin jokes and havin smokes 🤍🤍

@BeinIanPod

11 ай бұрын

It’s a wild ride 🤪

That trans voice bit was the hardest I've laughed in years, so funny it hurts

Jordan is my spirit animal

it was pretty refreshing hearing Ian say Tig Notaro sucks. Not because I share that opinion but because comics always keep their opinions of other comics very PC on podcasts, even though you clearly know they really don't like some of them, which is normal.

The puppets 😂😂

The cane is really giving Ian a Willy Wonka vibe. I wanna see what's in his chocolate factory.

Jordan sounds like Marcel the Shell in her lil guy voice 😅

I'll be your pet bunny happily 😂❤

I really lost it during “uppies”

I love you two. Do a show near Knoxville!