simon: “talia’s a goody two-shoes she wouldn’t do anything” talia: *proceeds to roundhouse kick a girl to her throat*

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

@clartbur

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 no he didn't

@xoutrage1395

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 lol

@TheApple90

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 The girl Talia kicked also died

@Anti-HyperLink

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 So did Superman.

Do this again but with Talia herself next time! That would be entertaining

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

@daracronin8930

2 жыл бұрын

Talia Tuesday?

@niccolopaganini1782

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 brother, if you want to save people, do it irl, most people find it annoying when done online

@mr.factual570

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 so is should sin, right?

@f.7681

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 Then I should sin to not make his sacrifice in vain.

simon - "31 is way to early to propose to someone" also simon - proposes to talia at 29

@freddude0966

2 жыл бұрын

i thought this

@Rajabfd9

Жыл бұрын

Fr 😂

@yeamagicc

Жыл бұрын

Lmmfao

@brandonnell7462

Жыл бұрын

Bought to say this😂

20:29 *The police were unable to secure Simon's release* "YES SIMON!"

@maisyclarke1584

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

This series is really good and Simon just makes it so entertaining. Possibilities of characters are endless as well.

@fikida2005

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

@abzinhoo

2 жыл бұрын

Osh

You need to add people to the game so they can come up in the scenarios e.g adding JJ in so you might randomly come across him while you are playing.

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

@nesstoolge

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@roar9256

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuslovesyou2616 who

Simon, you need to do one on JJ's life now man.

@mememan8534

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

Clicked on straight away. Absolutely love this hope it becomes a regular series/occurrence of videos 👍🏽

@play_all_day

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

The reason Talia didn’t become a singer was because she had a criminal record from juvenile detention

@cordayacool7966

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because the voice skills weren’t 100%

@whyareyousubscribedlmao52

2 жыл бұрын

And the looks

@Digi.v1

Жыл бұрын

@@cordayacool7966 He made the skill 100%

Simon did you know you can add characters that randomly pop up through your life such as class mates, colleagues and dates so you could become mates with all the sidemen

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

@kylix98

2 жыл бұрын

@Jesus loves you who asked???

HEY there Simon. To get a successful audition for being a singer in bitlife you must have a high charisma stat in the game as well as perfect singing or instrument rank for guaranteed results. Hope this helps.

@jesuslovesyou2616

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for your sinsssssss

@andrijaglusica348

2 жыл бұрын

He had full singing

Them talking about being engaged at 31 is too early is funny, considering simon is 30 and already married

Try to be a football player in the prem or an athlete in general.

@play_all_day

2 жыл бұрын

Please basketball

@ahmedmohsen8016

2 жыл бұрын

how can you be an athlete i tried so many times but I can't do it

@ethantemmett8021

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedmohsen8016 I have done it a few times it depends what ur character traits are

@laranja5678

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedmohsen8016 Start doing physical activities when your character is young, as soon as possible. Gym, walking, martial arts and in school after you get your physical stats up join football in school

@laranja5678

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedmohsen8016 and try hard in the school football team

2 months ago Engeged at 31? That's to soon Now: Simon is 29, Talia is 25 and boom... They are actually engeged

Saying no to hook ups was so jokes😂

10:40 … Now you’re 31 Simon.

12:20 this aged drastically well

It was kinda wholesome to see talia getting involved in this 😂

Simon without context 💀 18:05

Simon reminding us he winning at life 0:20

A BitLife video every Friday would be great

@willprxy5699

2 жыл бұрын

Every day more like 🤣

For Talia Tuesday, Talia should be Simon on bitLife😂❤️

love this series , keep it up

1:27 "We went to blow Bubbles" *Guy named Bubbles* : 😏😏

@shaedavis5818

2 жыл бұрын

They were also 4

@shaedavis5818

2 жыл бұрын

@@whocouldthisbe111 WHY ME

@shaedavis5818

2 жыл бұрын

@@whocouldthisbe111 Yeah I noticed but you replied to me so I thought it was aimed toward me XD

2:14 Wow okay Simon! Are you an expert in that field yeah? 😂

this as a Talia Tuesday where she acts as you and makes the decisions she thinks you would 😂

You should do more of these, they are great

you’re now married and have a dog

Gotta love the bitlife series

loveee this series

"don't get any ideas" funny how they're engaged now

I am loving this series

This should be a series

Love this Series

It was funny how he celebrated that the police failed to save him, then realised he died.

Simon, you should add all the Sidemen into the game in the settings > custom people > add custom person

This is a great series

Can you make more bitlife videos please love the content bro

Love the vids man

I have set myself a challenge to find all the faces in the home picture. 🤣🤣

Ngl I like the new Bitlife series, keep it up!

I’d love to see Simon play as Jj !!

I really like this series you know!

He must have forgot he killed some one at the start but at the end he said he had a good life

Way too soon hey Talia, we see you guys🤣🤣🤣 2023 gang

The sidemen should play bitlife but you each get a year😂 Would be so funny

I think you aren’t getting the audition because you went to juvi and because your looks are low. You need to customise your attributes before you create your person, and make your looks 100%. Musician is the highest paying job for a woman on the game (specifically singer) so if you do it successfully you’ll be rich. Also, if you want to be rich as a guy, become a basketball player or American Football in America (con: you have to keep training and it takes a while to get good). If you want to be rich quick, choose to be born in a country with a monarchy, then chose your status as Prince or Princess. Then if you get bored of being royal, just press abdicate. Being famous will also get you more social media followers

12:28 “That’s way too soon”

Simon do your own life i think it would be really funny keep up the great work man

Already my favorite series 😍 love bitlife

1:31 that’s weird cuz I literally found that song yesterday and I’ve been obsessed

Lol loved it, really appreciate you playing BitLife Simon💙💙

“Love my vagina !!” Made me spit out my drink 🤣

Looking forward to this

Simon was planning to propose and talia said not sooner than 31 he Fr dying inside 😂

You should do this as a Talia tuesday

Do ksi next bro love your video keep up the great work ❤👌

why didnt simon save this for talia tuesday lol

pleaaase do one of these as JJ, easy title and would be a jokes video lmaooo

You should’ve had talia next to you to decide the options

I honestly recon, the way things are going for him, Jake Paul might honestly die age 57 from drugs! 😂 Keep up the great work Simon! 🔥

you should do the sidemen on bitlife

You should do one for all the sidemen

For special careers, singer example, join the choir and do anything musical while in school

Love the shirt

2:31 "Now that's a *LOTTA DAMAGE* "

This aged well with them now being married

Please do another one bro

You should add characters such as yourself and some of your friends like the sidemen and ellum and viz and that lot

Lol you made Ethan the dog 🤣

It’s come so far that Simon is playing with Talia 😂😂

Knowledge strength and integrity u should do next

Hey Simon u and Talia should play overcooked for next Talia Tuesday

you can hit the back button to take you back to the previous screen instead of going through the whole ordeal to get back to it

You can add characters and also you can change your characters attributes at the start when creating the character such as looks and smarts

Simon play out jj's life I beg 😂

Play as JJ and Marry yourself 😂😂😂 yes I am making a Ksimon joke

Love this

High looks help with becoming a musician in this game

That pic tho🔥🔥

Im pretty sure to become a singer, you need to join the music cliques in school and music club in uni.

The meme potential in this is amazing

you should try flagle, its like wordle, but with flag

Play as Simon so we know what happened.........maybe he tried to roundhouse his kidnappers and that's why he died🤣🤣🤣

Simon you need to do some robberies and escape jail it’s fun man

You can be a professional footballer but you need to grind walks and gyms at like 10-12 and join the school sports team, train every year and become captain, if you got full athleticism you can probably be it

You should do a episode as each of the boys.

"Roundhouse kick to her throat" ooohhhhh I felt that

The clickbait you could of had with the title being named "The end of Behzinga" 🤣🤣

NGL I laughed pretty hard when the millionaire said I have to pay 89p hell no! And then agreed to the 8.99

Should have made this a talia Tuesday

this should straight up be a talia tuesday

Btw Simon u can add characters to your game that you can randomly come into contact with. If that makes sense lol

Simon to become a singer in bit life in school you need to join music clubs like band and Orchestra

do one of these episodes as KSI or a bend it like beckham cross over and be david beckham

Bangerrrrr

please do one with jj that would definitely be eventful

10:44 "We gon, we gon, we gon f*ck, we gon f*ck" 😭

we need a criminal run

You should do this with Talia next tuesday to see her reaction XD