Becoming a Meme Is Terrifying - Reggie Conquest - Stand-Up Featuring
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Reggie Conquest shares what he misses about living in Philadelphia and opens up about his brother coming home from jail. (Contains strong language.)
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Loved, "Why don't you go to church?" "Duh, I'm not in jail!" 😂😂😂
Crazy how he showed people that they have more sympathy for a dog than they did for a whole human 🤣 genius!
@alerojas4938
2 жыл бұрын
Except he was 12 and knew exactly what he did…. So…
@normal_person2
2 жыл бұрын
@@alerojas4938 if he were white would you have called what he did a mistake insteadof saying he knew exactly what he was doing?🧐🤨...kid was 12...
@normal_person2
2 жыл бұрын
@@alerojas4938 adultification at its finest🤦🏾♀️
@alerojas4938
2 жыл бұрын
First off: i know what kind of 12yo I was And I did things that are probably jail worthy. As an adult bystander, if I had witnessed it, Idc what color he was. I would have called the cops and his parents in.
@alerojas4938
2 жыл бұрын
@@normal_person2 and also just calling out the fact that he didn’t address what happened to the other kid and kept the joke running, trying to get the crowd to feel bad for him. Ew.
Love how he just describes things as, "it was the 90s".
@HamburgerMolester
2 жыл бұрын
It was a better time.
@killerblingxbl
2 жыл бұрын
@@HamburgerMolester Zoomers will never know. All they’ve known is Afghanistan, Biden, Trump, and multiple economic crashes.
I've never seen a comedian so comfortable in front of a crowd. It's like he was talking to his homies.
@flexbox2089
2 жыл бұрын
You've never seen any comedians before then 😐
@jacobkerr5512
2 жыл бұрын
Xan life
@mackdregaming9170
2 жыл бұрын
There just people bro nothing crazy
@JakeEpooh
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, man, you're totally right. He's way more relaxed than most comedians.
@peekay4336
2 жыл бұрын
Watch more comics
“I ain’t know what Sket him meant, but he skot em!” 😭😂
Chaos Conquest is pretty flippin great.
The crowd sounded like they were having the best night of their whole year
“I don’t know what ‘skett em’ means, but he skott em”💀
Yo he did NOT just say bank fraud! 😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️😭😭😭💀
“ I stopped tweeting cause my dad used to tweet ME …… And my dad’s IN MY LIFE “ 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 @2:16
This guy is truly funny I would love to see him in Dallas
Bro funny af, I hope he keeps going and is successful ✊️
There's so much Patrice O'Neal in him that it's scary. And hilarious. Also, as someone without a car, I too have the watermelon struggle. I carry a backpack and it's decision time. Do I buy these groceries or this one watermelon?
No joke. Ive had this exact thought. I was store and got tempted by a watermelon. I almost bought it but then i pictured myself walking home with a damn watermelon haha nope My fear of being judged is greater than my love of waterlemon
he just needed to pause after the "awww" and let the audience realize what they just did, amazing
I started cracking up as soon as he said he had a 90’s dog called Chaos and Snoop and DMX being the pinnacles! 🤣 Perfect set up 👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂
“ I’m your only fan” 😂
He brought it! Set was on point. Peace and Blessings man
"Chaos got put to sleep for bank fraud" 😂🤣😂
Reggie & Chaos sounds like a 90's collab
@pierregibson6699
2 жыл бұрын
The most early 90’s rap group name Ever
So hilarious! He's so right about dudes going to jail and coming out looking so much better than when they went in. Sad, but true. I've seen it in m own family too! 🤣🤣
@rexflores8461
2 жыл бұрын
Yo Gucci mane out of jail, bruh. They damn near did him à favor
That last joke was brilliant! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾
Loved this one, need to see more of Reggie
Chaos sounds great. I have a golden retriever who gets scared of empty plastic bags or any noise really jumps right in front of me and I end up falling down 😂😂😂
Hilarious set. Delivery was on point
This was so funny😭😭 also I was screaming when he called the white ppl out for their immediate sympathy for animals but not Black bodies 🤭
Reggie Conquest sounds like the name of a pick up artist who focuses on big white girls.
@miriangraafsma9732
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@prestonsimmons65
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Cer_Eos
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!
@somenothing7914
2 жыл бұрын
to mount those icy peaks!!! ONWARD!!!
@dmee1255
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like they'd be hard to pick up
Two different Americas.
@byanymeansnecessary9329
2 жыл бұрын
Nope, just 1 ameriKKKa
This crowd wooooo every 2 seconds 😂
Dude's funny af
I like his flow , all relatable stories 👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾💯
Chaos conquest was a real one. R.I.P 🙏🏿
Bring Reggie on more 😂
I imagined a Rottweiler before he even got into it 🗣 damn good set
Not 1 awww... Lmao
We live in 2 different Americas. This brother will explode.
What you do is get a really large soft cooler bag and then you can buy any medium sized item and take it on public transport.
This guy is pretty funny, need more performances from him.
BRO! His last name is Conquest!!!
As a kid that grew up in NYC in the 90s, I knew of a Pittbull named chaos and a Rottweiler named chaos 😂
He funny asf natural delivery
“Some kid doing Tik Tok on ya face” Lmaoooooooo
I saw this dude in Scream 5 a couple of months ago. Did not know he was a comedian. Dude's hilarious.
I enjoyed your set very much. Genuinely made me crack up with your on point delivery
Wow! 😂 laughed all the way through 😂😂
This shyt funny man 😂 hope u make it big 🌟
Reggie funny as hell
Chaos conquest a real villian name
this is great
this was great! that white kid group chat hit home.
loved this 😂
Great set my dude
Solid set. Kudos.
How have i not heard of this dude before? He is hilarious
laughed the entire time. hilarious!
It’s crazy that when he said “serving the state” ik he meant jail. No one serves a state willingly
Awesome!
He’s fkn hilarious!! I love him on Micheal Che’s show too! This set was gold!
Lol his double take after he said the dog got put down
“Yo…its me!” LMAOOO
This guy is hilarious
Where have y’all been hiding him??????????!!!!?!?!?! Post more!! Please and Thank you
@Tempest87
2 жыл бұрын
He’s on Michael Chè’s show on hbo max and Pause and insecure.
@sommerfranklin9421
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tempest87 thank you
Yea cuzzo!!!
I could listen to this guy for 24 hours straight.
Dudes Hilarious great unique jokes
Brilliant! Hilarious!
Why did it end like that😂😂😂
ITS YUH BOYY!!! 😂 ☠️
This guy is nonstop hilarious
GOLD!❤
lmaoooo nah this was a genius set
superb
Bro is mad funny, hope to see more from him
Soooo 🔥
He’s hilarious 😂
Super funny
He S-got 'em 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Moms love the son that messes up the most!
Hilarious 😂
Bro is mad funny yo, and so are those sweat pants that are Noahs arching🌊🚣 🤪🤣
God I gotta see more from this guy!
Mal is that you??? Lmao
Not one awww lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
Haha 😆😂😆😂 great
this dude is fucking hysterical. i hope he blows up big
he's very good ! :)👍
What a discovery this guy was, he's hilarious 🤣🤣wtfffff
He’s so cute!
Give this man a fucking special.
Really said Aw for a dog that attacked a kid
Just saw him live, seems like an overall cool person
Tiddy Tuesday definitely united us 🤷🏾♂️😂 🇺🇸
Funny!
Dude is legit funny
He's funny! I like him
Dude’s funny!
Philly 🙌🏾
life is resuming but the pandemic isn't over. Stay safe guys
A natural up there
This guy is very good. Great potential.