Bears Guide To Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars.
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KZread Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:21 - Surfing
00:26:39 - Doing Stuff While Touring
00:32:05 - Curbing Vices
00:40:15 - TRT and Health
00:51:27 - Everyone Should Get Their Clothes Tailored
00:57:07 - Healthy Fans
01:01:13 - Disappearing from Comedy
01:11:17 - Cars
01:15:23 - Doing Your Own Thing

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  • @wheatthinnsguy01
    @wheatthinnsguy01 Жыл бұрын

    Charo would be happy that Tom finally talked about Hawaii

  • @HorridTemplar

    @HorridTemplar

    Жыл бұрын

    Let's add Charo and Bitsy to Bart's Hawaii alcoholic mystery retirement show and we have a Scooby-Doo thing going.

  • @conciousaizielia

    @conciousaizielia

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HorridTemplar 0p0p0pp00p0ppp0p0000

  • @chrish8827

    @chrish8827

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CosmicDreamcast

    @CosmicDreamcast

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooo

  • @sa7ier

    @sa7ier

    Жыл бұрын

    Great callback lol

  • @mattjns
    @mattjns Жыл бұрын

    When Tim is actually trying to relay a genuine experience and Bret cuts him off. 😡 You can hear Tim raise his volume to try and keep the story going, but then Burnt just gets LOUDER. Thom has the patience of a saint I swear.

  • @swanclipper

    @swanclipper

    Жыл бұрын

    The Patience of a Charo.

  • @skylarstevens5056

    @skylarstevens5056

    Жыл бұрын

    Literally just 9 min 25 seconds in

  • @allencabbage4564

    @allencabbage4564

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s used to dealing with his two little boys so burnt shows up and he’s like “I’ve seen this before” 😂 I’ve never been such a big fan of someone while also wanting them to shut up all the time. Both legends

  • @joeyhampton5075

    @joeyhampton5075

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he realizes him sitting once a week for a podcast makes him millions

  • @SudburyBlueberryBulldogs

    @SudburyBlueberryBulldogs

    Жыл бұрын

    yep, i like Bert but because of this i can listen to about 4 podcasts before i need a break for few weeks. The chemistry and friendship does make this pod elite tho

  • @Swearengen1980
    @Swearengen1980 Жыл бұрын

    Bert, you don't have bad anxiety. You're having withdrawals. You realize this every Sober October that your anxiety is mostly gone and suddenly get amnesia November 1st for the next 11 months.

  • @Mk-qt2bl

    @Mk-qt2bl

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @staforiii

    @staforiii

    Жыл бұрын

    Alcoholism will do that

  • @sophiawright4584

    @sophiawright4584

    Жыл бұрын

    Why does this one feel extra scary though? Like I’m sure there’s got to be serious discussions about his mental health and alcoholism in his social circle. The Neal Brennan Blocks episode is bananas.

  • @PatLawrenceMusic

    @PatLawrenceMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    He definitely does have bad anxiety, he had it well before he started drinking. Severe anxiety is a common trait of Alcoholics, because alcohol does numb your anxiety, particularly the physical symptoms of anxiety, because alcohol is a nervous system depressant.

  • @xballinlikemj23x
    @xballinlikemj23x Жыл бұрын

    I've been sober since February 18 2020 because of me not wanting to be like Bert and me not wanting to interrupt people more and be annoying. Thanks 2 Bears!

  • @leadingbyhalftime

    @leadingbyhalftime

    Жыл бұрын

    Congrats? At what age did you sobert?

  • @ScorpionP2C

    @ScorpionP2C

    Жыл бұрын

    I dont believe you.

  • @clairvoyant_af

    @clairvoyant_af

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s awesome man, keep it up! ❤️

  • @crackthefoundation_

    @crackthefoundation_

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @MCandela922

    @MCandela922

    Жыл бұрын

    That seems way too specific to be a joke lmao.

  • @MikeMan1060
    @MikeMan1060 Жыл бұрын

    Bert says "I've been thinking about this" the moment a thought comes into his head

  • @MissBlueEyeliner

    @MissBlueEyeliner

    Жыл бұрын

    And he’s _”ob-sessed”_

  • @marlongonzalez3980

    @marlongonzalez3980

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m actually happy for the guy that his brain is even capable to actually having thoughts.

  • @Oneirovore

    @Oneirovore

    Жыл бұрын

    My favorite is when he interrupts as Tom is doing a list with a point, and then interrupts himself with two tangents to blurt out before the original interruption.

  • @VelveteenRecords1994

    @VelveteenRecords1994

    Жыл бұрын

    I know people like this hahahah

  • @jorgepadilla9945

    @jorgepadilla9945

    Жыл бұрын

    uh-hundred per-cent!!!!

  • @liamanthonyfr
    @liamanthonyfr Жыл бұрын

    It's crazy because Tom looks better and better every episode and Bert looks more and more Bert every episode.

  • @jenniferguerin1546

    @jenniferguerin1546

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Bert, let Tom finish a sentence!

  • @markdbednarjr.1759

    @markdbednarjr.1759

    Жыл бұрын

    @JG bro, it's getting to the point I don't even want to watch my favorite podcast. Why does Bert constantly interrupt? It's so obnoxious!!

  • @brandonbonke8537

    @brandonbonke8537

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom went full bluesteel for the thumbnail. Losing touch baby, it's a joke... but it's legit not

  • @amborg

    @amborg

    Жыл бұрын

    Does he have lip fillers? XD

  • @kristenf8335

    @kristenf8335

    Жыл бұрын

    Tim just keeps getting hotter really. 🔥🥵😍

  • @Sickology25
    @Sickology25 Жыл бұрын

    Loving how Bart takes Tom's story seconds after he tells it, repeats it, but makes it about himself. Truly inspiring

  • @devin_3875

    @devin_3875

    Жыл бұрын

    One hundred percent

  • @mrfungaltoe

    @mrfungaltoe

    Жыл бұрын

    he's becoming unwatchable

  • @Bambam-

    @Bambam-

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@mrfungaltoe I thought I was the only one starting to feel this way. Bert is fucking insufferable lately. Holy fuck, dude needs to listen to himself for 5 minutes man. Sheesh.

  • @AndrewDavis2112
    @AndrewDavis2112 Жыл бұрын

    Excited to see how “2Bears1Wave” turns out

  • @impatient1
    @impatient1 Жыл бұрын

    Tom has the patience of a saint with Bert.

  • @ractorstudios

    @ractorstudios

    Жыл бұрын

    He looks like hes gonna loose it LOL

  • @InspectahReese

    @InspectahReese

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ractorstudios I genuinely don’t understand how anybody can tolerate him for more than 20 seconds

  • @genore1993

    @genore1993

    Жыл бұрын

    @@InspectahReese Reee reee aaaaaaaa hahaha. Squeeeeeel. Hate that shit.

  • @spencerfreed6947

    @spencerfreed6947

    Жыл бұрын

    Between the constant interruptions and the squealing they need a limiter on his mic for its tough. You called it with the patience level

  • @Theogvineofthedead

    @Theogvineofthedead

    Жыл бұрын

    Ikr Tom will start talking then Bert has to interrupt, and not for a quick second, no he takes over the conversation.

  • @KROWEE_STRONG
    @KROWEE_STRONG Жыл бұрын

    50:49 Tom asking that question about “what if the razzle dazzle is actually just Bert?” made me cry. I am so glad he asked that.

  • @faithpoirier2643
    @faithpoirier2643 Жыл бұрын

    Has anyone else noticed that the album behind Tom changes every episode? It's such a nice touch to the show, really shows the attention to detail.

  • @owenjacobs65
    @owenjacobs65 Жыл бұрын

    My “Bert shut the FUCK up” counter was at an all time high with this ep

  • @jefff3023

    @jefff3023

    Жыл бұрын

    He's literally getting worse. I THINK he's been finding a wider audience and that increased fame has been inflating his childish narcissistic ego. Here's to hoping his popularity bubble pops soon because I know for sure I'm not the only one who loathes him

  • @nulledpixel

    @nulledpixel

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed.

  • @SometimesMonkeysDie

    @SometimesMonkeysDie

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m usually a defender of him but holy shit he needs to be put down.

  • @leastselfawarepotassium

    @leastselfawarepotassium

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just glad Tom finished his surfing story.

  • @owenjacobs65

    @owenjacobs65

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SometimesMonkeysDie The fourth attempt for Tom to finish the same story, I nearly had to throw my phone out the driver side window.

  • @tioray8755
    @tioray8755 Жыл бұрын

    Every time Tom says something interesting or meaningful Bert just ignores it and says whatever is on his mind

  • @johndotcom9648

    @johndotcom9648

    Жыл бұрын

    Burnt ruins this show

  • @trel9388

    @trel9388

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johndotcom9648 he's the worst

  • @rockshow5921

    @rockshow5921

    Жыл бұрын

    It's the worst...he needs meds..adult that doesn't know how to have an adult conversation.

  • @vyrnmn

    @vyrnmn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rockshow5921 he does take meds. and by "take meds" of course I mean that he abuses drugs

  • @dylanduffield1537

    @dylanduffield1537

    Жыл бұрын

    You're new here?

  • @sweetlove9237
    @sweetlove9237 Жыл бұрын

    Seeing Tom express how seeing his dad have a terrible diet which contributed a lot to his death and made him feel, makes me respect his transformation even more! Keep going Tommy

  • @kylegordy113
    @kylegordy113 Жыл бұрын

    I think that 2 bears is so successful because its like watching the two sides of your own personality having a conversation.

  • @ryanpatrick3284

    @ryanpatrick3284

    Жыл бұрын

    💯 😂

  • @hoot1159
    @hoot1159 Жыл бұрын

    Bert, we really want to hear Tom’s stories.

  • @chrisbowman1113
    @chrisbowman1113 Жыл бұрын

    Bert literally sounding like John C. Reilly’s character in step brothers for an hour and twenty minutes 😂

  • @kristiskinner8542

    @kristiskinner8542

    Жыл бұрын

    Perfect discription of Bert 🤌

  • @coltonbittner

    @coltonbittner

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruh I’ll never unhear it

  • @-jq8gt

    @-jq8gt

    Жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the show, we're glad to have you.

  • @LeaveAhNah

    @LeaveAhNah

    Жыл бұрын

    It's getting harder and harder to tune in when Barf is Barfing all over the episode

  • @chrisbowman1113

    @chrisbowman1113

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LeaveAhNah Bert’s hilarious - love a Monday when a new 2 bears drops 🤙

  • @TheAbizzle2
    @TheAbizzle2 Жыл бұрын

    Tom trying to get a full sentence out is a struggle with Bert lol

  • @tstafford81

    @tstafford81

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm only 22 minutes in and I'm not sure I'm gonna make it cuz I'm already agitated. Bert Interrupts Other Person would be such a fatal drinking game.

  • @Kzds4909
    @Kzds4909 Жыл бұрын

    It would have been nice to hear Tom's finished thought about Kelly Slater before Bert pulled a bert

  • @jcooloti
    @jcooloti Жыл бұрын

    Whenever Burt talks about his drinking and how he feels, the questions he ponders on, the new habits he forms… it reminds me to the T of my last 5 years drinking… I’ve been sober 5 years now, and I gotta say that all those things he says he wants, the inner-peace, health benefits… you will get them in spades. And the fear of changing into someone else, well… yeah, you change a bit. But after one year sober you truly laugh at how you were so hung up on changing from the drunken embarrassment you used to be 🤣. The change sometimes isn’t bad at all but truly awesome. Not preaching here, just wanted to share that. I love to party… a lot. So much. But it doesn’t have to be part of who you are. For everyone else that continues to drink and party, go for it! It’s a personal choice and I have no problems with it.

  • @Henry-kv7zl

    @Henry-kv7zl

    Жыл бұрын

    Congrats on your self awareness. It's an interesting thing as you were aware enough to stop but the booze made it feel insurmountable. And if you FEEL like you can't do something, you'll never do it. It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. I'm not some mind over matter idiot, I understand addiction and human nature to some degree and it's obviously way more complex. But I think that fundamentally, it HAS to just be a CHOICE. Whether we actually have free will or not, we have enough of an illusion that we might as well act as if we do. Sometimes, one philosophy should just be that which gets you and your loved ones through life in the safest, and most positive manner.

  • @WalkbetwixtWorlds
    @WalkbetwixtWorlds Жыл бұрын

    29:45 That look on Tom, sums up most listeners every episode.

  • @jefff3023

    @jefff3023

    Жыл бұрын

    Lolol, that is NOT the face of someone who is enjoying what he is doing

  • @toastedjoe1013

    @toastedjoe1013

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom is Affleck to Bert's JLo

  • @tp3u
    @tp3u Жыл бұрын

    Tom looks more and more like an investment banker every episode

  • @mistyspider13

    @mistyspider13

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @johnmahoney4841

    @johnmahoney4841

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s all that Saatva

  • @joaquin5028

    @joaquin5028

    Жыл бұрын

    He's gonna be wearing a Patagonia vest and khakis in no time

  • @MeganFarrell

    @MeganFarrell

    Жыл бұрын

    More weight he losses the less fun he becomes

  • @rooteddwellings

    @rooteddwellings

    Жыл бұрын

    lol i've been thinking this! He likes nice clothes but since he is in shape he no longer looks like a interesting guy with nice clothes. He looks like a banker or a stock broker nowadays

  • @martymcflygrows8133
    @martymcflygrows8133 Жыл бұрын

    It’s so interesting watching an alcoholic try to figure out why they drink while at the same time, they don’t believe they are an alcoholic 😂

  • @nckfrmthapnw

    @nckfrmthapnw

    Жыл бұрын

    Dudes got one of the worst cases of denial I've ever seen 😆

  • @-jq8gt

    @-jq8gt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nckfrmthapnw Dr. Drew always complains about the failure of the national or state-level mental health care system. Yet he stands aside and watches the Bert shit show unfold, which will ultimately lead to his demise. I do have respect for the man, but Pinsky is an utter hypocritical fraud until he really steps in to help Bert. This comment won't even reach his eyes, and shouldn't need to. The whole situation makes me really sad. It's like a junior high school cool kids club where everyone is friends with the guy on the lowest rung. Instead of lifting him up, they enjoy his foibles and struggles for their own benefit. It's really really very sad when fans, people who are complete strangers to Bert are starting to speak up with grave concern, all while his closest friends, one of whom is a FUCKING DOCTOR WHO HAS DEALT WITH CELEBRITY ADDICTION, just stand aside in amusement while their friend slowly kills himself. All of you, including LeeAnn, need to step the fuck up and do the things that we internet nobodies can't. His blood will be on your hands sooner than you think. FUCKING DO SOMETHING! Every goddamned week fans reach out with their concerns (and complaints). Yet Bert's inner circle does NOTHING. FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

  • @user-vp8sd4qd1x

    @user-vp8sd4qd1x

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel like it’s much more difficult when they are able to be successful while out of control. They rationalize and justify the use.

  • @AimlessQuotes

    @AimlessQuotes

    Жыл бұрын

    That's the tough part, because technically an alcoholic is addicted and dependent. Dude can stop cold turkey for sober October, so he's obviously not dependent. It's even worse that he makes the choice to drink as much as he does. 🤣

  • @exspiravit6920

    @exspiravit6920

    Жыл бұрын

    The toughest thing is listening to the construction workers in the comments give their expertise on any subject.

  • @jackburton840
    @jackburton840 Жыл бұрын

    Bert is making this episode real tough to get through

  • @zeethefuture8262

    @zeethefuture8262

    Жыл бұрын

    That's what I felt like too. Holy fuck.

  • @stank1071

    @stank1071

    Жыл бұрын

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug

  • @erikthompson9623

    @erikthompson9623

    Жыл бұрын

    Every episode

  • @jonerikgreene1175

    @jonerikgreene1175

    Жыл бұрын

    I said a loud, “STFU Bert”. Tom can’t finish a sentence.

  • @batt_boi

    @batt_boi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jonerikgreene1175 Bill Burr hit him with one of those one time, and it was HILARIOUS.

  • @cassidyjankowski2673
    @cassidyjankowski2673 Жыл бұрын

    Bert saw his best friend do a thing he loves (surfing) and has been dreaming up every scenario he has ever hoped for

  • @benjaminlarsen578

    @benjaminlarsen578

    Жыл бұрын

    And right away he inserted a scenario where he could drink and join his surfing thing... It's pathetic

  • @jarnold1789

    @jarnold1789

    Жыл бұрын

    @@benjaminlarsen578 Normally I’m on board with the Bart hate, it’s a fun joke that’s half serious, but this one seems a bit undue. If they want to do something active together outside together I’m all for it, seemed like a nice friend moment

  • @benjaminlarsen578

    @benjaminlarsen578

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jarnold1789 nah if you look at toms face he doesn't seem to be on berts frequency at all whilst he is saying he's grandiose idea he just had

  • @ScottMikles
    @ScottMikles Жыл бұрын

    Bert interrupts Tom's stories with blistering regularity.

  • @collinmorris

    @collinmorris

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s unreal how socially unaware he is.

  • @mikecameron4996

    @mikecameron4996

    Жыл бұрын

    And when Tom tries to stop him by just continuing to talk, Berts interruptions get louder. So annoying

  • @MrH4nds
    @MrH4nds Жыл бұрын

    46:24 The way Tom looks at Bert and says "Sure...." after Bert suggests he needs rehab broke my heart.

  • @riciethecigrit7079
    @riciethecigrit7079 Жыл бұрын

    I still get a lot of old your moms house and 2 bears podcast in my recommended its genuinely insane to see Tom getting in such good shape for his Hannibal Lecter role.

  • @silverback3926

    @silverback3926

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish tim and Bret would look back at the old episodes when they were funny. Now they just pontificate about how great they are. Boring. I always try to tune in but can never get through 5 mins. Same has happen to wmma. Shame they lost thier funny.

  • @Sh4tterdL0g1c

    @Sh4tterdL0g1c

    Жыл бұрын

    I literally came to the comments to say that. I listen to a lot of the old podcasts just because I go on binges sometimes, I about lost my jaw when Tom said 205. He looks fucking amazing and would murder a hannibal role rn lol

  • @exspiravit6920

    @exspiravit6920

    Жыл бұрын

    @@silverback3926 It seems like they're just a podcast of people who recently Ascended a Whole Class (from middle to Wealthy) and are so delighted with all the cool stuff they can do and how they feel about it LOL And to release their petty personality traits in stories.

  • @silverback3926

    @silverback3926

    Жыл бұрын

    @@exspiravit6920 exactly! Well said

  • @kneelread
    @kneelread Жыл бұрын

    Bert's constant need to qualify that he's always been into things.

  • @ExploringTheWestCoast
    @ExploringTheWestCoast Жыл бұрын

    As a 49 year old that has been surfing since age 9, I have to say listening to you guys with your genuine "Stoke" for the sport as beginners, makes me smile! Welcome to the wonderful world of surfing guys! 🤙

  • @auroraborealis13579

    @auroraborealis13579

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ve lived in Santa Barbara since I was a teenager and have never tried surfing. I’m kind of ashamed!

  • @ExploringTheWestCoast

    @ExploringTheWestCoast

    Жыл бұрын

    @@auroraborealis13579 That's actually pretty normal. Many times we neglect to appreciate or even notice the beauty around us and the possibilities that exist for some of us, how lucky we are. Noticing it at some point is important, acting on it is crucial. 🤙

  • @auroraborealis13579

    @auroraborealis13579

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ExploringTheWestCoast I’d definitely need to start with a lesson. Like Tom did. Otherwise, it’s too intimidating.

  • @SlurmsMacKenzie69
    @SlurmsMacKenzie69 Жыл бұрын

    I love these guys as comics and podcasters. I could not give any less of a shit about where they like to vacation and what they like to do in their free time, and how we all should apply that to our lives too lol congrats fellas, but that's cool guy shit

  • @funnydonor9484

    @funnydonor9484

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree with everything you said except them being good podcasters and comics. Oh no no no no no sir.

  • @mikearts6836
    @mikearts6836 Жыл бұрын

    Tom is looking like a new man. Proud of him super inspirational. Good shit tom!

  • @Pheyora
    @Pheyora Жыл бұрын

    Burt just basically wants to live in a 90s sitcom where he solves mysteries with a trusty sidekick. 😭

  • @user-uh5tb9er4o

    @user-uh5tb9er4o

    Жыл бұрын

    brilliant! lol

  • @georgeedward602

    @georgeedward602

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking more Hawaii Five O

  • @Pheyora

    @Pheyora

    Жыл бұрын

    @@georgeedward602 it's giving Monk the detective: aloha season. 🤣

  • @jackmacguire3565

    @jackmacguire3565

    Жыл бұрын

    If Psych was set in Myrtle Beach instead of Santa Barbara.

  • @Pheyora

    @Pheyora

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jackmacguire3565 😫 keep it going. Folks please come up with more.

  • @Charoul
    @Charoul Жыл бұрын

    You know , at this point I just want a Tom podcast.

  • @collinmorris

    @collinmorris

    Жыл бұрын

    This 👆🏻

  • @tommyinthearctic6859

    @tommyinthearctic6859

    Жыл бұрын

    I prefer whale noises when I sleep

  • @Charoul

    @Charoul

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tommyinthearctic6859 we twins fr!

  • @evfields24

    @evfields24

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom Talks was the best

  • @zachstricklin4686

    @zachstricklin4686

    Жыл бұрын

    @charoul some people need friends SMH

  • @iamcablegi2010
    @iamcablegi2010 Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes when Burt gets excited... it's like listening to a child who hasn't talked to anyone all day lol he gets so excited lol

  • @jacksonjohnson9435
    @jacksonjohnson9435 Жыл бұрын

    I really hope Bert can eventually get his health together, I'm proud of him for trying even though he's failing.

  • @Henry-kv7zl

    @Henry-kv7zl

    Жыл бұрын

    God damn the Bert 'jokes' are getting depressing..

  • @Ammon6
    @Ammon6 Жыл бұрын

    Burt is the kind of guy that is always in spring break mode.

  • @Filiolus

    @Filiolus

    Жыл бұрын

    He is. Look at how he got famous (like the machine story and other party stuff) and how he still talks/conducts himself.. Pretty lame.

  • @xballinlikemj23x

    @xballinlikemj23x

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey, be nice! He is mentally disabled and unaware he is an adult!

  • @cleaverl

    @cleaverl

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Filiolus lame enough for you I guess

  • @emmajayne682

    @emmajayne682

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes he is, he is winning at life. What a way to live and make a shit tone of money whilst doing it 👏👏👏👏

  • @m.g.ultragrumbach2761

    @m.g.ultragrumbach2761

    Жыл бұрын

    Florida state of mind

  • @Freddy_v
    @Freddy_v Жыл бұрын

    Bert’s clicking instead of forming words officially has surpassed my disdain for the screech. I’m going to go scream at a pigeon.

  • @johnmahoney4841

    @johnmahoney4841

    Жыл бұрын

    There’s some exceptionally annoying shit about Barth, that is a universal truth.

  • @la-fetwalkswithChrist

    @la-fetwalkswithChrist

    Жыл бұрын

    He's telling the truth guys I'm the pigeon 🐦 bro scared the crap out of me while I was just trying to get some breakfast.

  • @Freddy_v

    @Freddy_v

    Жыл бұрын

    @@la-fetwalkswithChrist it wasn’t personal. I hope you can understand. I apologize

  • @Nate-gx8xi
    @Nate-gx8xi Жыл бұрын

    Speaking as one of those unhealthy bearded guys, you inspire me to change my life, down 40lbs and counting

  • @Australiantourforyourdog

    @Australiantourforyourdog

    Жыл бұрын

    Hay mate, nice work 👍🦘 keep on cutting that weight, have a good day my bearded brother from afar, with same name ✌️🇦🇺🐶🐾🤠

  • @SAHtoshiDude
    @SAHtoshiDude Жыл бұрын

    You two are an inspiration for what a good friendship looks like, what it means to truly have a pal. I love that. Thank you

  • @cptmtns
    @cptmtns Жыл бұрын

    Thank god Brent's caretaker Tim is here to help him

  • @R1ckky
    @R1ckky Жыл бұрын

    This was one of the first episodes I wanted to close halfway through. God, I love Tom. Such an entertaining person to listen to and hear his insights. He also has the patience of a saint.

  • @andrewboudreau5279
    @andrewboudreau5279 Жыл бұрын

    Tom motivates me to keep losing weight. I was at 208 once and man it felt great. I’m getting back there and he’s my spirit animal.

  • @ClwkInstnct
    @ClwkInstnct Жыл бұрын

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Bert goes "Can I tell you?"

  • @jefff3023

    @jefff3023

    Жыл бұрын

    Why does he bother asking? Because he's gonna fucking tell you, even if you were in the middle of another topic

  • @LadyEsco725

    @LadyEsco725

    Жыл бұрын

    ⚰️RIP

  • @superagent7063
    @superagent7063 Жыл бұрын

    Tom's recommending Bert get a top tier nutritionist to go on the road with him, and Bert's over here with a traveling bar Tender. Two different levels. HAHA

  • @tenkkutn
    @tenkkutn Жыл бұрын

    I never anticipated 2 Bears was actually a series on a man's spiral into psychosis

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 Жыл бұрын

    33:32 hearing bert seesaw between curbing his drinking & going all in on it is getting exhausting. It’s been YEARS of this.

  • @BJack1983
    @BJack1983 Жыл бұрын

    If Bert is 38-inch waste, I'm going to eat my tape measure! I worked in tailoring for a decade in London and he's as unaware of his size as most of the chaps looked after 😂

  • @TheProfessordank

    @TheProfessordank

    Жыл бұрын

    He's definitely a 46 husky

  • @treesin2199

    @treesin2199

    Жыл бұрын

    He thinks his waste is just above his fupa.

  • @waffleman8289

    @waffleman8289

    Жыл бұрын

    @M Kucha You’re in Hong Kong tailoring now right?

  • @dhanks

    @dhanks

    Жыл бұрын

    @@waffleman8289😂😂😂

  • @TheItalianStallion13

    @TheItalianStallion13

    Жыл бұрын

    He has to lift his stomach up to get to his waist lol So it probably is hahaha

  • @thomasgilby4597
    @thomasgilby4597 Жыл бұрын

    I love all the quiet pauses where Nadav’s maniacal laugh would be.

  • @comparedWJ275

    @comparedWJ275

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol glad I wasn't the only one who noticed

  • @philipjones3793

    @philipjones3793

    Жыл бұрын

    Mee too.

  • @sassypants3378

    @sassypants3378

    Жыл бұрын

    Where is he?

  • @joeyduncan5804

    @joeyduncan5804

    Жыл бұрын

    Hes probably out gambling his paycheck away. I heard tom say he lost 20 grand gambling and I'm sure it was navad or with navad. Making all this money with there success easy come easy go. Nothing like a rich guy gambling and losing everything. Idiots

  • @michael5654

    @michael5654

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sassypants3378 Earth

  • @ullrich
    @ullrich Жыл бұрын

    Tom honestly really does inspie me. His health, his business, his outlook - it's admirable. I can't say he's the only person who has inspired me, but he's definitely one of them.

  • @eligreenfield3409
    @eligreenfield3409 Жыл бұрын

    Best episode in a long time with both bears. Bert is a completely different person when he isn’t drinking! Never related more with anything than Tim’s anecdote about having three things in his hands and now at his age putting something down so he doesn’t drop something trying to do it all 🤯

  • @jefff3023

    @jefff3023

    Жыл бұрын

    He still seems like his usual narcissistic fueled self who constantly cuts everyone else off

  • @SocratesRR90
    @SocratesRR90 Жыл бұрын

    Nice to hear Tom talk about Hawaii.

  • @BillTheBubble
    @BillTheBubble Жыл бұрын

    FINALLY an actual 2 bears episode. Not a bertcast put on the ymh channel

  • @mob7599

    @mob7599

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking the same thing. It’s easy to separate from Tom’s normal podcast. But when Bert has a guest “bear”, what differentiates it from his regular podcast?

  • @Freddy_v

    @Freddy_v

    Жыл бұрын

    Man Tim has been on tour in Australia, we’re easily going to get like two months worth of banked, shilled YMH Bertcasts. On the bright side, we know they definitely recorded 20 more episodes the same day as this one and just changed outfits so we’ll see Tim for a little bit longer but those dark days and Bretts man cave that echoes that horrific screech are upon us. Brace yourself.

  • @Freddy_v

    @Freddy_v

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mob7599 who’s getting paid the add revenue

  • @galaxyspace76

    @galaxyspace76

    Жыл бұрын

    And this was probably recorded 2 months ago 😂

  • @collinmorris

    @collinmorris

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously dude that’s lame.

  • @kathye.4026
    @kathye.4026 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorite episodes. A couple of times Bert interrupted and Tom did not finish his thought, but I LOVE when Tom shares his introspection. 🥰🤩

  • @joshuam3081
    @joshuam3081 Жыл бұрын

    At the beginning when Tom said "this might be crazy, but..." then goes on to describe wisdom and maturity that comes with age it really made me look forward to get older and wiser. It was just really inspiring to me for some reason.

  • @juliocamus7295

    @juliocamus7295

    Жыл бұрын

    It really does man. Looking back even 5 years ago from 21 to 26, it’s the littlest things too. Blessings to you brother.

  • @kathye.4026

    @kathye.4026

    Жыл бұрын

    That was very inspiring for me too.

  • @madisonwills6749
    @madisonwills6749 Жыл бұрын

    Tommy buns talking about his outlook and his change in emotional state willing to try things gives me hope for myself

  • @zooedca
    @zooedca Жыл бұрын

    If Bert could actually let Tom finish a story...

  • @SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk

    @SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk

    Жыл бұрын

    Who's Bert?

  • @Alex-rl4uy

    @Alex-rl4uy

    Жыл бұрын

    What's a story?

  • @EXG21

    @EXG21

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom WHOM?

  • @jaycrabs420

    @jaycrabs420

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats not possible

  • @grapeape8177

    @grapeape8177

    Жыл бұрын

    u keep on wishing bud it’s not happening 😂

  • @Track_id
    @Track_id Жыл бұрын

    There’s so much I can relate to with these guys sometimes, I always love their pure excitement and honesty with each other ❤

  • @tommyrobinson4161
    @tommyrobinson4161 Жыл бұрын

    43 yr old truck driver 220# former Marine and army just lost motivation after rough return from Afghanistan need to get on that fan program so I'm around in 20yrs! Y'all inspire TF outta me

  • @masterofnonetv8361
    @masterofnonetv8361 Жыл бұрын

    That ayahuasca opened tom up!

  • @MatDeCesare

    @MatDeCesare

    Жыл бұрын

    Right?!

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude Жыл бұрын

    Bertlock Holmes: Beach Detective. This HAS to become a show. Who's with me?

  • @buttface9434

    @buttface9434

    Жыл бұрын

    nah bert sucks.

  • @danielanutella7936
    @danielanutella7936 Жыл бұрын

    Tom is looking like a snack! Giving us fit daddy vibes. Good for you Tom!

  • @SquidSnuggles

    @SquidSnuggles

    6 ай бұрын

    You're a man and you say snack? Lol.

  • @ChaseR09
    @ChaseR09 Жыл бұрын

    Tom's face at 52:06 after how Bert demands a drink is hilarious

  • @ggrriissoomm
    @ggrriissoomm Жыл бұрын

    Tom on 2 Bears: "I want to talk about Hawaii"

  • @a.j.delgado3561
    @a.j.delgado3561 Жыл бұрын

    I love Bert for understanding that FL people just 'get' each other, lol. As someone who went to school at UF shortly after Bert's days in Tally, I feel this, lol.

  • @Inspiringami
    @Inspiringami10 ай бұрын

    I go eeling every spring. And I stand in rushing water cold water, the feeling I get from doing this is amazing, I feel like it’s sucha serene feeling. The powerful ocean ❤️

  • @Dstnbrgn
    @Dstnbrgn Жыл бұрын

    😆 I wish I could be as impulsive as Bert for even just one day! 🙌 so many laughs everytime I watch these two. Tom you're the perfect balance of reason and also encouragement to Bert's free spirit 🤣

  • @Madagon367
    @Madagon367 Жыл бұрын

    I love my Bert in a very small weekly dosis. I can't imagine how exhausting it would be to hang out with him irl just for one day.

  • @Stephen_Eee

    @Stephen_Eee

    Жыл бұрын

    First day you're fine, the next day is what separates the chaf from the alcoholic in denial 😆

  • @24LakersNation4Life
    @24LakersNation4Life Жыл бұрын

    I love this vibe of just catching up and talking, slower pace.

  • @Blu3wonder

    @Blu3wonder

    Жыл бұрын

    Not sure we watched the same episode...

  • @jeremyguy8910
    @jeremyguy8910 Жыл бұрын

    to burt and tom i doubt you two ever read these, but you two are the highlight of my bad weeks lately, i swear your podcast is one of the few things getting me thru the week still, keep it up, your both amazing.

  • @jakedelta22
    @jakedelta22 Жыл бұрын

    Please never stop this Podcast. I love you guys and the Sober October crew and Joey, Theo Shultz, Whitney, Santino, Chrissy D, Push , Callen etc. You guy's are like laugh theropy

  • @kissthesunn
    @kissthesunn Жыл бұрын

    Don't get me wrong. I love the whole Brent Kool aid thing and Tom with the immaculate timing, with that being said this is one of my favorite podcasts. I needed this. Thank you guys.

  • @ArtemisArsha
    @ArtemisArsha Жыл бұрын

    Tome is finally back… from Hawaii! Maybe in two months we’ll hear about his trip to Australia

  • @oli.y

    @oli.y

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @sweatpantsclub
    @sweatpantsclub Жыл бұрын

    Bert is a madman. These are like little therapy sessions. Love watching it guys.

  • @dillonhayes4877
    @dillonhayes48775 ай бұрын

    [57:05] this is the happiest I have ever seen anyone and Ofcourse it’s Brent kershener excited over alchole 😂😂😂

  • @kevlanb8779
    @kevlanb8779 Жыл бұрын

    Love hearing Barf mentioned how he’s drinking less, then proceeding to mention wanting campari spritz every five minutes.

  • @jacobdaltongilbreth6514
    @jacobdaltongilbreth6514 Жыл бұрын

    Brent’s squeaky laughtalk makes me turn my headphones down

  • @flashaxel
    @flashaxel Жыл бұрын

    1:11:31 I was just thinking how I wished Tom had his own podcast, turns out he just posted another episode of his own on his channel. Wooooo!

  • @Bittamin
    @Bittamin Жыл бұрын

    1:05:28 bert just described a perfect cartoon show about his retired life and I will picture it forever in my head 😂😂

  • @superagent7063
    @superagent7063 Жыл бұрын

    It looks like Tom has lost another 20LBS since this episode was recorded. Anyone see his social media post today? Inspiring for sure!

  • @davewatne3374
    @davewatne3374 Жыл бұрын

    This Tom guy is a really good guest you should have him back more

  • @BVDsGoneFishing
    @BVDsGoneFishing Жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced Tom is the only one that can make Bert's podcasts bearable.

  • @inkandivy1794
    @inkandivy1794 Жыл бұрын

    Hearing you guys talking about surfing has warmed my little aussie heart 💜💙 Come to Perth when you're in Australia tom and check out Margaret River.. beautiful waves in a forest town, you'd love it Slater might meet you there 😉

  • @MrAberham33
    @MrAberham33 Жыл бұрын

    sheesh, Bert talks about surfing for 20 minutes, and Tom's just staring at him like Bert. You're insane 🤣

  • @spaghettidunk
    @spaghettidunk Жыл бұрын

    My father was given a month to live a few days ago this episode is touching on alot things that I can relate to. "Alot" surfing and cancer

  • @nathangonzales5915
    @nathangonzales5915 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Bert thinks he’s all deep and has an interesting perspective when he’s just a stupid drunk

  • @stevehunt914

    @stevehunt914

    Жыл бұрын

    That was just nasty?

  • @OKIEFISHING
    @OKIEFISHING Жыл бұрын

    This episode has talked about every topic I’ve been struggling with lately , crazy:

  • @user-uh5tb9er4o
    @user-uh5tb9er4o Жыл бұрын

    yall always catching me unprepared with the profound segments!! i clicked to get stupid and now im all inspired by "riding the earth" :)

  • @melissagardner5936
    @melissagardner5936 Жыл бұрын

    I just love y’all on a Monday morning! It helps my day❤❤❤

  • @cameronelliott984
    @cameronelliott984 Жыл бұрын

    Avid surfer from San Diego here... The way y'all talked about surfing made me soooo damn happy! Oh and John John and Nate are epic to watch, so inspirational

  • @isaiahdaily123
    @isaiahdaily123 Жыл бұрын

    Surfing is the best feeling. Better than a rollercoaster. Even when you are sitting their it’s so relaxing. Surfers are also the best guys to be around, just always so chill and happy never any drama.

  • @Shoutinthewind
    @Shoutinthewind Жыл бұрын

    Bert looks like a homeless man that stole a rich teenagers hat

  • @monkmonkmonkey9
    @monkmonkmonkey9 Жыл бұрын

    Hey an episode filmed this year and both the bears back! It's gonna be a good day!

  • @ledfarmer100
    @ledfarmer100 Жыл бұрын

    This was a unusually serious and moving episode. Very good 👏🏼

  • @armandonunez2038
    @armandonunez2038 Жыл бұрын

    Every two bears 1 cave episode feels like a summer day like they have beers and a grill waiting for them right after this 😂

  • @bnwoodleyable
    @bnwoodleyable Жыл бұрын

    bert saying someone else doesnt think things through is the highest form of irony

  • @Henofmayhem
    @Henofmayhem Жыл бұрын

    100% glad Tim’s back, barts got too many tik tok brain thoughts

  • @lambert13

    @lambert13

    Жыл бұрын

    Very accurate description

  • @seanpburke
    @seanpburke Жыл бұрын

    My wife comes from a surf town in the west of Ireland and the local pub is 100% this talk after everyone’s first wave ❤️

  • @anthonymarshall9058
    @anthonymarshall9058 Жыл бұрын

    Sad to see so many people giving Bert hate. He’s given us so much joy and he was amazing in this too. He was super excited and nervous to meet her, if you’re a genuine fan you know the history. Give him a break. He takes enough shit and still gives us enormous joy. Thank you Bert.

  • @mcant17
    @mcant17 Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ let Tom finish a story holy shit

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