I've got biscuits on my fingers!

There needs to be an 8 hour version. Brian Wilson tripping simulator 2023.

thank you so much for uploading this. this came on the radio in 1994 and i died flipping my car over while trying to rotary dial the radio host to ask what it was called. now i am in heaven enjoying this masterpiece.

@Paul-dw2cl

Жыл бұрын

same thing happened to me

@isaiahtolbert

Жыл бұрын

LOL!!!!🤪😜

@michaelyeiter2447

Жыл бұрын

Love your comment!!!! 🎉

@derekbrown2215

9 ай бұрын

Well at least it was a happy ending.

@brettrosenberg

7 ай бұрын

You’re caller number 10! You’re going to see Shortnin Bread: The Musical. What radio staton really rocks your world? Caller? … caller?

This would have been bigger than Good Vibrations if it came out in '77, I really believe that. Unfortunately, Carl got busted for stealing a mess of bread while on tour in Perth and the group put the track back in the tin

It's like a portal into Iggy Pop's nightmares!

Music to Lay In Bed for Years To [Lo-Fi Mix]

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

I've played this in some dj sets and nobody has ever been able to lay down while this song is playing

@Gabriel-ki7uj

4 ай бұрын

Better get back in bed

@marcofalzone6469

2 ай бұрын

​@@brettrosenberg I can imagine the funky dancing people could do out of sheer Repetition 😊

Now that's an intro to a song! Take that Pink Floyd!

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

why do I have to wait 45 seconds for every Pink Floyd album to load. whhhhhhshssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhh

@michaelyeiter2447

Жыл бұрын

Love your comment!!!! 🎉

@countof3everybodyOD

24 күн бұрын

Take that Bill Maher

I dunked and ate two packets of shortbread biscuits in my tea while listening to this .😢God bless Brian after the sad loss of his wife Melinda 🙏❤ ❤❤❤

@kmac1766

3 ай бұрын

Oh, man…I didn’t know about Melinda 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢God Bless Bri ❤

Accidentally fell asleep listening to this, I regret nothing.

@patpatyay

5 ай бұрын

It’s been about a week now, it has pretty much become a routine to listen to this as I fall asleep. I can’t stop listening to this.

@MistaTofMaine

2 ай бұрын

​@@patpatyayis it still happening to you nighthawk? I've grown addicted to listening this to an unhealthy degree. The bass won't stop trolling my head. Bump!

@patpatyay

2 ай бұрын

@@MistaTofMaine I don't listen to it every night anymore, but it still enters my head occasionally. When that does happen it sort of obligates me to listen to it as I fall asleep, just to get it out of my head. Still love this though, extremely addicting.

I mean. It does groove, so if Brian was crazy then we are all crazy. Visionary.

I can conquer the fucking world listening to this

dit di-di dit di-di dit di-di di-di-dit dit di-di dit di-di dit di-di di-di-dit dit di-di dit di-di dit di-di di-di-dit how I love my breaaaaaaaad

this is literally hypnotic

Im being so serious rn i listen to this when im on the edge of an anxiety attack and after like ten minutes i calm down and forget what i was anxious about please make an hourlong version so i dont have to start going to therapy

This is pure ecstasy

All I can see is a bunch of cats making biscuits

Still not long enough.

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

It's like walking around inside a long piece of Shortnin Bread that has an endless hallway that takes you in a giant circle and once in a while you'll pass an open door and hear Carl belting out the vocal. You can always hear the din of the synth. Would be really cool to roller-skate to this song in a giant looping hallway inside a huge piece of Shortnin Bread. I would never want to leave. know what I mean?

@bedwarsgb4523

Жыл бұрын

That’s what she bread

I'm in heaven.

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

this isn't heaven, it's the Maharishi Internationional University in Iowa (field of dreams ref)

@bedwarsgb4523

Жыл бұрын

JustinSosa fell into a Carl Wilson solo song

@countof3everybodyOD

24 күн бұрын

@@brettrosenbergyou’re wrong. We just went to heaven in his car

@Gabriel-ki7uj

14 сағат бұрын

Rolling up to heaven

Mama loves, Mama Loves,-- Shortenin Bread..... Repeat over and over and over

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

SHORT. NIN.

finally..........lengthening bread

420 big ones ahaha, genuinely cracked up

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO SHORT A GOOD BREAD!

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas! Cuddle up with a warm drink and a book!

@MFSteel

Ай бұрын

some would say it's a reason for the season

I've listened to this in its entirety 6 times, & I will continue to edit this the more I listen to it.

This is the best Shortenin' Bread I've heard (and would go great on Love You, which is my favourite BB album). I'd happily hear a lot more like this.

For the impatient among you the singing begins at 7.55 😊

@gailfountainatl

15 күн бұрын

I was about to post that it starts at 07:55

wow just as brian intended!!

If The Beach Boys had been influenced at all by Kosmische Musik (or "Krautrock") at all, it might have manifested itself like this, ha ha! 🙂

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

It really is an Enoesque tonepoem!

@NOWtheband

Жыл бұрын

@@brettrosenberg - Yeah, Eno was also massively influenced by Kosmische Musik, as you probably know. He's a good lad. 🙂

Ladies and Gentlemen, Kraftwerk has left the building.

@superandroidtron

2 ай бұрын

The early takes of Autobahn had a different feel, but I think they were on to something!

The guy from Big Star should sing the verse and the guy from the Box Tops should sing the chorus. They have the perfect voices for this.

@nuclearblues52

20 күн бұрын

Anyone who likes Big Star and The Beach Boys, and knows that part of the Shortenin’ Bread story, is a friend of mine.

Just did today's Wordle while listening to this. Used BREAD for the first line. Got it on the third line. Thanks, Brian...!

Believe it or not, I made it through the entirety of this

@mrseal662

2 ай бұрын

I listen to this nonstop everyday

Rumours has it that this was on repeat at Guantanamo?

RIP Brian you were a legend.

@rideon77

2 ай бұрын

He's alive

@richarddresden6869

2 ай бұрын

@@rideon77 Don't speak ill of the dead.

@FrankGervasi

2 ай бұрын

@@richarddresden6869don’t speak ill of the bread

@rideon77

Ай бұрын

@@FrankGervasi LOL

I'm starting to realize what "Shortenin' Bread" really is. Its bread with shortenin' on top.

Brian Wilson to a laughing Dennis and Carl " I like food...I like creative food !"😅

Finally🙏

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

nothing is final. there is no final shortnin bread. a longer bread will always surface. makes me less afraid of death to know that truth.

Masterpiece!

Totally underrated!

YOU RULE! 🍞

Surfin' Sister Ray by The Velvet Boys and Riley

iggy pop leaves the building

Can be found this long mix on any vinyl bootleg ??? Because I would buy it for SURE. and I haven't found any info about this track on discogs... I'm a Beach Boys fan since many many year, and this has been a recent great Discovery. THANKS for This Loop Ecstasy Symphony 🤩🤩🤩

I do my art to this.... painting away

life is frood

Shortenin' Bread goes well with a tab of Orange Sunshine on the side.

Oh and also, this is music to keep your phone in your pocket while on long cold commuting walks in the night

Give me a link to a FLAC download, please!

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

yeah, I've got a FLAC version...it's in that jar up there on the counter...

This is what happens when you’re a beach boys fan and you go tell your friend that his daft punk and kraftwerk singles sound like music stuck in a blender, so they get back at you and re-record this on your entire 15 big ones cassette

Change into a new facial expression every time the saxophone honks

Love me some SHOTE NIN BRED

Is there a 28 minute version available please?

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

please deposit 25 cents for the next 10 minutes

@sheatiller2465

Жыл бұрын

@@brettrosenberg deposit 25 cents to Brig for the original artwork

How much of this (and/or the original) is looped? We need to know.

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

None! They played the whole thing and then some. They are still playing it!

Could have made the intro just a little longer.

😂🙋🎵Imo.only some songs by The Cure have extended intros that are equally trance inducing

Oh no, the obsession is spreading!!

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

#spreadthebread

is there a 19 minute version available please?

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

Yes but it's extremely rare, almost nobody's ever heard it. I'm super curious!!

@bedwarsgb4523

11 ай бұрын

@@brettrosenbergIt’s inside Brian’s brain. You’d have to gift him some super rare shorty bread and Phil Spector’s favoritest wig for him to sneeze out a chunk of brain that you then put inside your head in order to hear it.

@jasonmoskowitz246

8 ай бұрын

Brian has a .01 second version, a 1 second version, the 2,3,4,5,& 6 second versions, a rare 21, two of the 30 second versions, and at least one of every length from 59 seconds to a decade.

@subg8858

8 ай бұрын

No one’s going to care about the 18 minute version anymore, once they hear the 19 minute version

Shortenin' it wouldn't be as nice?

i gotta get out of here

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gKeerJukZNGngKg.htmlfeature=shared

This would make a good Residents song. Just have someone screaming in a goofy voice over it. Well, someone besides Brian I guess...

lol

This would have been an alternative to disco! They would just have to come up with a dance for it. How about running in place with sweats on? Like Jason Sudeikis on 'What's Up With That?' SNL? (right after posting this comment, I made this.... kzread.info/dash/bejne/nmqsxbqAeZfKkZs.htmlsi=4IApM2eKdNx_cX_q }

bro stole my artwork 💀

@brettrosenberg

Жыл бұрын

How may I credit you

@brigantics7686

Жыл бұрын

@@brettrosenberg idk edit the description to say "album artwork originally by Brigantics" at the end

@gab2876

8 ай бұрын

Bro still did NOT credit him

@netiosys4677

6 ай бұрын

​@@gab2876bro is busy shortening bread

Inexplicably brilliant, completely hypnotic. Love too that it's just Brian with Carl and Dennis, and no doubt Mike Love HATED this tune no matter the length. Ah what could have been...

@thejiggy22

Жыл бұрын

If Mike hated Shortenin' Bread, then why did he write Reason for the Season as a Shortenin' Bread remake, and why did he also quote it during his cover of Sugar Shack.

@Providence..

Жыл бұрын

@@thejiggy22 Because idiot Mike Love haters like this guy think he despised everything about Brian when that obviously isn't true at all. It's childish behavior and you'd think these people would be more mature, but apparently not.

@Providence..

Жыл бұрын

This is already a dumb comment, but speaking logically, who in their right mind would listen to a nearly twenty minute track that's just the same thing repeated over and over and over again? And why exactly would Mike hate this tune? Right, you have zero reason because you just want to hate Mike because it's popular to hate him. I swear, the BB fandom was one of the last places I'd find idiotic childish behavior like this, but boy have I been proven wrong again and again. The Mike Love hate is entirely unfounded and I wouldn't blame him at all if he feels bitter towards a lot of folk because of people like you spreading this false idea around that Mike is the goddamn antichrist. You people have forgotten what it's like to just enjoy music because you would rather hurl snarky childish remarks. Please, grow up.

@PalmerEldritch23

Жыл бұрын

@@Providence.. Brian Eno made a 60m track called "Thursday Afternoon" that's just a single piano riff and a drone synth - and it's glorious. Here's your possible answer as to the "why" with "Shortnin' Bread": kzread.info/dash/bejne/fH2ir7exepXHkso.html

@PalmerEldritch23

Жыл бұрын

I'm hoping you might dig up the rumored epic "marching powder" jam session on this riff that's just Brian, Carl, and Dennis. I think it's supposed to be over an hour? Hope it surfaces some day. 😈

Man, is that tedious .... worse than the disco version of "Here Comes the Night" ....

@mikkysteaders

5 ай бұрын

Somebody didn’t get Momma’s Shortenin’ Bread when he was little

The album cover’s sexy

@JDrevolver66

Жыл бұрын

This season’s hot headwear accessory: a tiny Al Jardine.