My ex girlfriend was a Sci Fi buff and begged to go see Battlefield Earth in the theatre. We went on a rainy night and 15 minutes into the film, the entire place lost power due to a lightning strike. We were saved!

@raptorfae.6645

3 жыл бұрын

Guess we know why she's your ex-girlfriend now...

@joehight8719

3 жыл бұрын

@@raptorfae.6645 HA!

@ferociousgumby

3 жыл бұрын

So even GOD hated the movie and threw a thunderbolt at the theatre! Cool.

@joehight8719

3 жыл бұрын

@@ferociousgumby That's how it went down. I only wish the film had not been released to any form of home video.

@tianapitesr8553

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly ppl I still never saw this. It gave Blockbuster Video the plague.

I'm glad this movie didn't kill Forrest Whitaker's career.

@The3rdGunman

8 жыл бұрын

+DarthCipient Yeah he's dodge a quite a few bullets over the years... Battlefield Earth Species Vantage Point Where the Wild Things Are

@praisethesun3487

8 жыл бұрын

+3rd Gunman Where The Wild Things Are isn't a bad movie.

@obscureentertainment8303

8 жыл бұрын

He was the least shit part of Taken 3.

@The3rdGunman

8 жыл бұрын

+Obscure Entertainment He just because the corn is separate don't make not a turd

@obscureentertainment8303

8 жыл бұрын

+3rd Gunman What?

This movie was filmed in Montreal right near my house. We found out that inside scenes were being filmed at an old shopping center that was gonna be torn down soon. So every night my friends and I would ride there with our bikes, sit down on the ground next to the secured gate and just watch the flickering blue lights go on and off. It was so cool but the coolest thing is when we first saw Travolta walk to his trailer with his full suit on. It scared the shit outta us but he actually came up to us and said hi. Seriously one of the coolest experiences of my life. Yeah the movie sucked but I’ll never forget those days. Great memories!

@samiscebba4332

4 жыл бұрын

Wat!? This was filmed in Montreal!?!?!?!? I can't tell if I'm proud or ashamed

@hazrhyryan3624

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, that's pretty cool.

@raycestg3447

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty cool, thanks for sharing.

@RandolphTheWhite1

4 жыл бұрын

...with endless options for renewal....endless options for...

@issacczech1742

4 жыл бұрын

terrible movie, wholesome memories

Alternate title for this video: Chris Stuckmann's Spiralling Descent into Madness

@MultiDigitalCoder-he7wp

3 жыл бұрын

I feel warned as f- I still have to process the intro even if I didn't watch it for the 1st time x'D

@abramsullivan7764

3 жыл бұрын

Madness this video as ads it'll cause me to have madness.

@montgomeryfitzpatrick473

Жыл бұрын

He had to be mad before watching cause half the shit he complains about is explained in film or is made obvious intentionally. Kind of makes me doubt his intelligence

@Shambles99

6 ай бұрын

Drunk on Wine

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

@jvcg1335

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaahahahaa *evil laugh*

@DariusFrench6273

5 жыл бұрын

Why am I suddenly echoing? Why I am suddenly echoing? Why am I suddenly echoing?

@AudioAndroid

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my Cell Phone Contract

@darrellcovello7917

5 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of any movie ever

@gustavgnoettgen

5 жыл бұрын

OBEY

Saw this movie in 2000 in a theater across the street from a Scientology center in Hollywood. When it ended, it got a standing ovation.

@jeffreyriley8742

6 жыл бұрын

Lol. I'll bet.

@lunabearsong2043

6 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@jakenapier6925

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas LeRoy Lol omg. Should of showed up in a scream outfit for fun.

@kable1982

5 жыл бұрын

No fucking way!😂😂

@scottmantooth8785

5 жыл бұрын

of one person no doubt

The director of this movie also worked as a set decorator for the first Star Wars movie and the first Alien movie... in fact he helped design the LIGHTSABER and R2D2, two of the most popular things affiliated with Star Wars, he then won an Oscar for Best Art Direction, so technically the director of this movie is an “Oscar winner” just not in the way you would think at first.

@voodoochild1975az

2 жыл бұрын

Well, as a director, he sure is a great set decorator

@vedaryan334

2 жыл бұрын

I beleive that John Travolta influenced a lot of decisions .

Your review is the closest I'll ever come to watching this movie.

@benediktgraf8659

3 жыл бұрын

Wise choice!!! 🤡🚬

@brandoncobb4646

3 жыл бұрын

@@benediktgraf8659 I'm hurting for more Hilariocity reviews.. binged all these in 2 days.

@WowUrFcknHxC

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, it's so bad it's great.

@brandoncobb4646

3 жыл бұрын

@John Anderson you're talking my talk! We would be great co host movie reviewers! * you'd be red to my method man. *** or vice versa

@nathanisaksson

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

This movie is what I call... Travolting

@theycallmeMagneto

10 жыл бұрын

Budum..tsssst

@kovy4win

10 жыл бұрын

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Bortak Harsh! Wait, no it isn't! That was 100% deserved. What was Travolta thinking anyway?

@PoeticJHarris

5 жыл бұрын

Good one 👍.

@neaalitygandhi

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing.

Sounds like scientology itself...

@aserillll

8 жыл бұрын

Nah

@moviefan005

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

@wendylove1772

7 жыл бұрын

J

@dafukisdat8330

7 жыл бұрын

skipper dalopez

@christopherhoeppner7990

6 жыл бұрын

this is what happens when a cult gets so powerful and makes a movie

"It's like Star Wars, but better" - John Travolta talking about Battlefield Earth in a press interview before the movie released

@LS-oq3qh

2 жыл бұрын

Better than Star Wars:Last Jedi?

@frde2190

2 жыл бұрын

@@LS-oq3qh not a lot of films are worse than The Last Jedi. But this one is an exception

@frde2190

2 жыл бұрын

@@BaranoffIsaac I don’t think people need convincing mate

I remember Roger Ebert's brutal review of this where he said "glad that smell o vision never became a thing".🤣

@gaussminigun

3 жыл бұрын

IMAGINE THE SMELL

@benediktgraf8659

3 жыл бұрын

Don't know, why so many people give a damn about Roger Ebert and consider his babbling legit... We're talking about that simple-minded prick who called "Fight Club" a "Fascist big-star movie and macho porn"!!! I don't get, how someone who was too simple-minded and deluded to recognize "Fight Club" the brilliant biting social satire, character study, psychological Thriller and dark comedy it is, can be such a respected critic, whose confused babbling gets validated regularly...

@user7516

3 жыл бұрын

@@benediktgraf8659 I don’t get it either. His take on videogames is pathetic at best.

@sanidhyasingh227

2 жыл бұрын

@@benediktgraf8659 You do understand that film criticism is subjective. It is just his honest opinion and you cannot judge somebody with just one review. Ebert had a 50 year long career and wrote thousands of reviews. Most of them were brilliant and spot on.

One day if my son really pisses me off, I'll use this film as punishment. Like, "dad, I failed math." and I'll respond, "that's it, go watch Battlefield Earth!" And he'll reply, "nooooooooooooo."

@Savebabygorilla

9 жыл бұрын

That's why you'll never have a son.

@UnchainedCyclist

9 жыл бұрын

I actually have two.

@artvandelay9248

9 жыл бұрын

BikeMontreal With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal! With endless options for renewal!

@moviebuffer93

9 жыл бұрын

BikeMontreal too bad for them.

@UnchainedCyclist

9 жыл бұрын

BobGrill93 Troll

My favourite part about this is that John Travolta was pumped about this film and they were in talks to make a sequel, sort of assuming that it would do awesome. Then... people saw it. Lol.

@tyrantgregcagkaiju71

5 жыл бұрын

Prior to its release, the head of Franchise Pictures (the company who made the movie), Elie Samaha, said of the film, “It’s going to make people in Hollywood take notice of Elie Samaha. I’m not going to be the laughing stock anymore.”

@selectivepontification8766

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 Little did he know...

@tyrantgregcagkaiju71

5 жыл бұрын

Selective Pontification Little indeed 🙄.

@Tornado1994

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 THAT sure went well. LOL!

@tyrantgregcagkaiju71

5 жыл бұрын

Tornado1994 Lol More or less, I guess 🙄. At least they made their money back on DVD and Blu-Ray 😆.

Watched this movie in the theater while on LSD. Every single fart I had in me got laughed out.

@guytrimble8171

Жыл бұрын

Awesome idea. On my bucket list now.

Me: "Mom can we watch that new Star Wars movie?" Mom: We have Star Wars at home." *Star Wars at home:*

@steamboatwill3.367

4 жыл бұрын

And fans dislike every sequel/prequel/spinoff when this exists?

@ladedade23Blunticus

4 жыл бұрын

@@steamboatwill3.367 no the joke is when your parents say we have it home its always immensely unsatisfactory and and low grade from the whatever you asked your parents to get

@steamboatwill3.367

4 жыл бұрын

@@ladedade23Blunticus ) and my point is this film is worse.

@poohcanplay123

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@poohcanplay123

4 жыл бұрын

ladedade23 he still don’t get it.

Whenever I hear about Scientology doing something terrible I just think: “Well at least David Miscavige had to go to the premier of Battlefield Earth and pretend that he liked it."

@benadams3569

4 жыл бұрын

He probably actually did like it, though.

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.doctor6774 The family did. He didn't.

@Brehat29

4 жыл бұрын

@@stickiedmin6508 The US of A. The country in which some rich and powerful guy can make his wife disappear... and nobody asks questions. Precious. I thought you had to go to Chili to get such VIP treatment.

@Brehat29

4 жыл бұрын

@Jazz Feline I beg to differ. Even in China or Russia, you'll get a trial. That said, I'll agree that some really weird stuff happened in several democratic countries but the case of Miscavidge's wife is just weird. We are talking about America, here, not some banana republic.

@yankees29

4 жыл бұрын

Yann Fourn were you trying to say “Chile” like the country or “chili” like the food?

Chris....Why?.......WHY did you not film this entire thing in a Dutch Angle? LOL!

@spaarkely

5 жыл бұрын

3rd Gunman LOL

@lizp5004

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr?! He could've had it all!

@abramsullivan7764

5 жыл бұрын

The real question is Chris why did you and your fiancee watch Battlefield Earth in the first place?

@leofera1137

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@darrellcovello7917

5 жыл бұрын

Because he actually respects his audience

As a former crew chief on an F-15, I found the harriers working after 1000 years the worst part of the movie. If you let those planes sit for a year, you have to replace practically everything, not to mention 1000 years.

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

Even leaving an ordinary car in storage for a few years, even at a steady temperature indoors, off its wheels and sitting on good jack stands, will cause it to deteriorate. Every bell and seal will need replacement if it’s a decade or two. Must be much worse with a jet airplane.

@SergyMilitaryRankings

7 ай бұрын

Makes you realize how much of USA and Russia tanks, fighters, and vehicles in storage simply don't work anymore

@dedeeprice6560

6 ай бұрын

Oh exactly The fuel itself would be a thousand years old so we know that didn't work And they were just fueled so where'd they get the fuel from But yeah being a thousand years old I couldn't match that either But they had to have flying craft from somewhere you know and That's when the Dim with writer We'll put harriers in it Because you couldn't think of any other kind of aircraft But there was some funny moments I thought we're good It always echo these things But it was says well overtooth Transfer But yeah the entire fight in the nuclear weapon and blowing up the planet It was not exactly well fought out Cool concept was really stupid people writing it Well see this radiation kills the planet's atmosphere Although you're gonna send a nuclear bomb, and this is the one in blue and the whole planet up OK, let's think about this for a minute. There is a planet floating around in the universe somewhere in the same kind of thing that we are that has caused me background radiation everywhere And yet one little tiny nuclear bomb that you can carry in your hands Is it going to blow the whole planet up That was really poorly thought out cool effect The whole rider through the breath gas exploding And then think about it's out in space with s***Tons of radiation that makes it nuclear bomb look Is tiny and weak But yet it doesn't explode They didn't think that very well at all And the whole gold thing in fort knox was kind of funny too I thought that was hilarious Because you would think if they had that kind of technology. You could just jump from anywhere right there immediately They'd have better ways of detecting gold and see it in fort knox But still it was cool effect that way. They didn't know to worry about anything was all there Not very wealth all out But there was some cool effects in the whole story. Light about aliens on the planet was kind of funny and It was kind of cool idea They got ruined by but you're stupid Or well

@BarryHart-xo1oy

5 ай бұрын

Good to know.

The best things about Battlefield Earth, is this review, and that uncontrollable Cosby impression

Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you

@fortblocks

7 жыл бұрын

That's ME

@Belmont-sw4bu

7 жыл бұрын

Jayden London your my favorite customer.

@devinmccreery8003

7 жыл бұрын

Hey can I have A dozen red roses.

@Lemmywinks1989

7 жыл бұрын

Hai Doggy

@RhythmGrizz

7 жыл бұрын

Jorge Yanez You're my favorite customer

"Worst hero ever" "Worst villains ever." This sounds like a great movie!

@dariushcreates

7 жыл бұрын

sarcasm lol

@istinkofpoobut5602

7 жыл бұрын

Dariush Asadi 'this sounds look'

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Eradicated Noodle Yeah, this movie has LSD vibes to it!

@notlogicalatall

5 жыл бұрын

It isn't a good movie

@sithsquid1

5 жыл бұрын

This movie is crap, but the book is amazing. They changed so much...every plot hole in the movie was created for the movie. Wish they had made the book into a movie.

I find it interesting how Chris went from this high energy and fun to him sitting in a chair looking sad and depressed.

@8xnnr

Жыл бұрын

Life

That bit when you lapsed into a Cosby Coma is hilarious. This movie makes you so mad and your misery is in inverse proportion to my enjoyment. Thanks for taking a hit for the team.

And suddenly...Bill Cosby impression.

@thatonedude675

8 жыл бұрын

+Slimy Weasles Without a rape joke. Dignity still lives on!

@slimyweasles4973

8 жыл бұрын

thatonedude675 Yeah, that too! It's an old-fashioned Bill Cosby joke.

@bk148324

8 жыл бұрын

+thatonedude675 Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby a rapist on stage around Oct 2014, this review was before that

@thatonedude675

8 жыл бұрын

bk148324 Don't ruin this moment

@louisvilleuav5794

8 жыл бұрын

There had been Bill Cosby rumors since the early 1980s. His people did a great job 'pre-internet' of keeping the story off the front pages.

The people in charge of the Oscars should have, as a prank, have nominated Travolta for an Oscar for this movie. When he's about to do his acceptance speech, they should have brought some people dressed up as them 7 foot tall aliens Doing that evil weird laugh at him.

@b3rz3rk3r9

5 жыл бұрын

Oh lord, that's so... hilariously evil🤣

@darrellcovello7917

5 жыл бұрын

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

@starlabradshaw2969

5 жыл бұрын

Mwa-ha-ha-haaa!

@grantaum9677

5 жыл бұрын

I wish they had that much of a sense of humour

@Jealod24

4 жыл бұрын

The studio submits movies for Oscar contention and then it’s voted on by all members of the academy... actors, directors, grips, writers etc. Just so you know how the Oscar voting is held

I bought this on VHS because the cover and title looked cool. That was about 15 years ago. Never even got to 20 minutes both the times I tried.

I rented this movie from Blockbuster one summer in college. I remember finishing it and asking "WTF was that?"

Watch as Chris proceeds to progressively lose his mind over the course of 30 minutes.

@FrederickIII

5 жыл бұрын

Aculaly 29:58

@Tsukuyomi28

5 жыл бұрын

@@FrederickIII a full 30 minutes would have killed him

Fun fact: John Travolta came within inches of being declared a 'suppressive person' and thrown out of Scientology by David Miscavige himself (the chairman of Scientology) because this movie is so bad.

@michaelskoomamacher5652

4 жыл бұрын

The dude were nearly went out of Scientology the easiest way possible. Damn Travolta!

@AllanElMelon1043

4 жыл бұрын

Damn unfortunatr

@danstone8783

4 жыл бұрын

@Alan Smithee Yep. He could actually force a rubber hose up someone's nose and would get away with it.

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelskoomamacher5652 In that Times article in 90s, one of of the former members revealed Travolta is being threatened by Scientology about details of his sexual life.

@ashleycaron6953

4 жыл бұрын

Tia Aaron what???

Travolta looks like the offspring of the original Predator - He even has the laugh down!

I watch this repeatedly when I want a laugh. You funny, Chris.

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL! WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!

@andrewvincent7299

5 жыл бұрын

.............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@kylereese3647

4 жыл бұрын

devilpupbear09 Lol.

@garibaldibritann1240

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, i just take a mistake by saying to repeating myself Repeating myself Repeating myself Repeating...(slaps) ohh i'm an idiot

@Sixstringman

4 жыл бұрын

Would you *LIKE* lunch?

@AllisonMiller30

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Chris had edited it that way, but I think the film was edited that way.

The guy that directed Battlefield Earth Roger Christian did the visual effects for Star Wars (1977) and won an Oscar for it. WTF!!! how did he mess up Battlefield Earth so much

@itsOConnell

10 жыл бұрын

Shocking! Big fan of yours, by the way. :)

@TheMANOFBLU

10 жыл бұрын

itsJoshOConnell Cheers buddy :)

@thatguy7331

10 жыл бұрын

And Alien.........freaking Alien

@thatguy7331

10 жыл бұрын

Still, how do you make a atrocity such as this?

@gianlucagiordimaina8794

10 жыл бұрын

actually he won for art-set decoration...

3:59 "Nice dissolve." ~Barf, Spaceballs 11:25 Spoony's impersonation is still the best. 19:07 Cats and dolphins also hunt for sport.

anyone watching this in 2020 to make them laugh? love them.

3% critic 12% audience on Rotten Tomatoes ... WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL LMAO!

@kylereese3647

4 жыл бұрын

DarkCode Lol!!!

@TacticalWolf69

4 жыл бұрын

Good shit mate 😂

@ColonelCarnage

4 жыл бұрын

If Disney made it now there would be at least an 80% or more critic or audience score on RT.

@MarkAS56

4 жыл бұрын

I knew it. At least 1 out of ten people are hopeless fucking morons

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

@@ColonelCarnage Tell that to A Wrinkle in Time.

The worst thing is this movie made $21 Million

@chrisrodriguez20

9 жыл бұрын

I'd agree with you but considering how "the church" operates, it was probably just some way to launder money.

@MrLaxdude89

9 жыл бұрын

Christopher Rodriguez Actually have you seen the way it was advertised? "Based on one of the best Sci-Fi books of all time." That with the celebrity cast is bound to make SOME money. It still didn't meet the budget of the actual film, so it was still a bomb.

@georgesalisbury5996

9 жыл бұрын

LikeABus Well, it allegedly cost $75 million to make and grossed $30 million...

@isaacargesmith8217

9 жыл бұрын

George Salisbury How the heck did that cost NEARLY that much?!

@Diomedes01

9 жыл бұрын

George Salisbury Although technically, a subsequent lawsuit discovered that the film only cost around $45 million to make and that the production company essentially stole the remainder. They were eventually found guilty, had to pay a settlement and finally filed for bankruptcy.

your impressions of Travolta's character are perfect xD

I grew up with Chris Stuckmann... Anyway outdated meme aside, this really may be Chris's best video. BEST.REVIEWER.EVER!

When you kept on zooming in saying "Endless options for renewal" I spat out my drink LMAO. You are awesome

lady gaga wants her shoes back.

@fantasiazplatkami

6 жыл бұрын

haha

@stray_cat87

4 жыл бұрын

Hee hee

No one: Half of this comment section: 50 cycles with infinite options for renewal!

@monsterhanna6691

3 жыл бұрын

*endless options

It’s like Cats (2019) without whiskers

I almost pissed myself laughing watching this review. I wish you'd make more of this kind of review. I friggin love it

@thewondergirl2396

7 жыл бұрын

You, I laughed so hard I was left speechless.

@brandonlvns100

7 жыл бұрын

you, i laughed so hard i punched a baby.

@ahardcorejedi2968

7 жыл бұрын

sameeexD ahaha

@aldensworld2565

6 жыл бұрын

Same 😂 I’ve seen this one six times

@dugy-yay1236

6 жыл бұрын

Nat Cat yup

In all seriousness, I challenge Hollywood to remake this and make it good. Really. Why not improve on crap instead of ruin classics? Edit: This is a little late, but I'm glad to see that they did exactly that with Dune!!

@TheTeufelhunden68

5 жыл бұрын

If someone can make this film good. I will believe in god. Neither will happen.

@rodh1404

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTeufelhunden68 The book itself has some flaws, but it's decent enough. But it's very long, and it's more of a parody than serious sci-fi. It could be turned into a good movie, but it would need to be very different to this one. And you'd need to film multiple parts because you couldn't properly tell the story in just one movie.

@rodh1404

4 жыл бұрын

@cumquatrct3 I was aware that there was supposed to be a followup to Battlefield Earth, but the original left out so many important parts of the story that it didn't make any sense. There's a reason Terl needs Humans as miners, and a reason why Terl doesn't understand Humans at all. But the film doesn't really explain this, and it makes it a much weaker film overall. I think the film would have done better if it had started in an earlier time period, shortly before the invasion. It could have started with the launch of Voyager, followed that with the Psychlos discovering Voyager and learning where Earth is and the fact they can find gold there, and then shown the invasion, including desperate scenes of nuclear bombs being used to blow up the invading forces. That could be followed up with the final scene of the Earth being covered by poisonous gas delivered by giant spacecraft. After that, they could have shown the Chinkos being sent to Earth to preserve Human books and buildings, as well as learn Human languages and culture. They could show them recording their information, and then being exterminated as a race by the Psychlos for being useless. All of that might have taken 15 - 20 minutes, but it would have explained a lot of the background the film is missing in a "show, don't tell" method. Because ultimately, films should be about storytelling, and even though Battlefield Earth has many weaknesses, I'd argue that not telling the story well would be it's worst.

@ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150

4 жыл бұрын

Medical science would have a better chance at making a "good" form of metastatic breast cancer.

@davidminor4213

4 жыл бұрын

@@rodh1404 The film is so infamous that if a remake were to receive positive reviews, there would be money to be made in it. This could also potentially launch a new trend. Poorly executed book adaptions that are properly executed in the remake.

"we decided to keep you on for 50 cycles" Travoltas character internal monologue: dental plan! ...Lisa needs braces!

10:00 - "Poor Johnny learns his transfer request was denied." I think you meant Turl.

haha Chris lost his mind reviewing this shit. so you could say Scientology prevailed :O

@paulmajano

8 жыл бұрын

+Thomas E I see what you did there lol

@colleen4ever

7 жыл бұрын

Quick! We must help him before the aliens take possession of his body! LOL!!

@shammy63

7 жыл бұрын

quiet, man animal!

Chris Stuckmann: No one's runs like that Steven Segal: Hold my beer

@TheTeufelhunden68

5 жыл бұрын

Good call!

@ericferguson9989

4 жыл бұрын

Chariots of Fire

@jeffwells641

4 жыл бұрын

You might not know this but Steven Segal has been running for 73 years. He's kind of an expert.

@legalam

4 жыл бұрын

Hold my wig and yellow tactical shooting glasses

@scottmantooth8785

4 жыл бұрын

*it was the secret to Forrest Gumps own acceleration boost on the track and football fields* *Just sayin'*

14:16 Chris: we get shot by this sound effect! KZread Ad interruption: We Are Farmers! Sometimes ad's are good?

Should have called them ,,Manimals“, missed opportunity...

@cavejohnson4306

4 жыл бұрын

It’s because “manimal” is a show that already exists. It’s probably copyrighted.

Chris Stuckmann is now on Scientology's list

Was about to go to sleep but then this video....

@Phoenix1121212

10 жыл бұрын

Haha, same

@nicholasburt4420

10 жыл бұрын

Same

Ok Chris. So THIS is one of your very best. The Cosby impression has me rolling as I type! You and I have GOT to do a side by side review one of these days. Amazing. Simply amazing! Great job, as always!

Watching Chris slowly go insane is my favorite thing this week....

''SPELL YOUR NAME!'' ''...Adele Dazeem.'' OMG I LOST IT!!

@JamesJohnson-nm5pu

6 жыл бұрын

La Esmeralda lmaoooo

This performance ended up being what inspired John Travolta's character in the fanatic. He thought to himself, "they think it can't get worse than this...they're wrong."

@Spartanslay3r7

4 жыл бұрын

That movie at least got some laughs out of me. This movie made me want to go back to school after calling in sick.

@blakedelacruz9496

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but The Fanatic was actually terribly entertaining but this movie…. I’d rather stare at a white wall for 2 hours instead of this shit

@SpamEggSausage

11 ай бұрын

I have this theory that he's been in so many bad movies because the other scientologists told him to

@NightFoxx99

Ай бұрын

10:06

Jhon Travolta's Character: "Oh ma god, my ape peaople are TRAVOLTing against me"

I miss these videos sooooo much. You have so much energy man. I watch these once in a while when I have a gaming night. I haven't had one in literal months until tonight! I forgot how good they are! I do understand why you changed your mindset but honestly, you seem to be having so much more fun in these videos!

Your impression of John Travolta's alien character is spot-on and hilarious. .....

@paulanthony5274

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder when they decided to make the aliens sound like demented middle class Englishmen with there pants on too tight.

if aliens lands on earth , I'm showing them Battlefield Earth.

@Nev1esomnia

4 жыл бұрын

*X-files music plays intensely*

@David-se5ph

3 жыл бұрын

I think you would offend them by showing them this atrocity 😂😂😂😂

@anikmonette2140

3 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid they'll see it as an act of war...

@leothebackgroundsheep3010

3 жыл бұрын

Do you want earth to turn into Alderaan? Cause that’s how earth will turn into Alderaan.

@paulanthony5274

3 жыл бұрын

@@David-se5ph You could offend them with endless options for renewal endless options for renewal endless options for renewal. 🙄

Going back through these I just realized this was uploaded on my birthday. Thanks Chris, I hat- love it.

this was 1000% more entertaining than the movie good job 😂

Chris, you forgot to give it a rating at the end. I mean, I know it's an easy A+ but it'd be nice to just confirm.

@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.

7 жыл бұрын

I think that by not giving it a rating, he gave it a rating... you know what I mean? lol

@MrLaxdude89

7 жыл бұрын

GOBIAS Industries You're right, the A+ goes without saying for this magnum opus.

@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.

7 жыл бұрын

***** Magnum Opus?? More like Magnum Anus...

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

GOBIAS Industries Lol, sounds like a name a brand of giant suppositories would come up with: Magnum Anus! Hurt as hell, but works very well! Yeah, it was kinda dumb, but it can't be dumber than this movie...

@Catglittercrafts

6 жыл бұрын

you're funny Anik

The "endless options for renewal" impressions was hilarious Chris

In an alternate reality this was the greatest film ever made. Also in that reality humanity is almost extinct from an unimaginably high suicide rate.

John Travolta would later make a worse movie, The Fanatic

@abramsullivan7764

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@paulanthony5274

3 жыл бұрын

Is that even possible.

@paulanthony5274

3 жыл бұрын

Just watched it,very odd movie.

@notaperson916

3 жыл бұрын

Watch out! Watch out! Heeeere's Moosey!

"...With endless options for renewal. With endless options for renewal. With endless options for renewal." Wow. Talk about pointless repetition for no reason whatsoever. Sums up how badly made the film is.

@TeChNoWC7

7 жыл бұрын

I think it drives home the repetitiveness of his fate. Nothing wrong with it

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Timliu92 Nothing wrong with repetitiveness, unless it makes the movie a boring mess...

Forest Whitaker looks like a swollen up Whoopi Goldberg

@HateTaxesWASt

6 жыл бұрын

The Dance Party oh good god

@chaburchak

6 жыл бұрын

A swollen up Whoopi Goldberg...isn't that redundant? Like a "tiny shrimp"?

@damienbreitsprecher5483

5 жыл бұрын

I’m in school, read this, and started crying cause I was laughing so hard.

@kevinpogue7294

5 жыл бұрын

So, like Whoopi Goldberg then, in other words.

That's probably the best review I've seen in a while ... I laughed so hard at your reactions 😂😂

Travolta called the script the "Schindler's List of Science fiction". xD

30 minutes of Chris gradually losing his mind.

@Yolanda8419

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@tacooflove6175

4 жыл бұрын

Should see him review the live action Dbz movie 🍿

@David-se5ph

3 жыл бұрын

Taco Of Love 💗 that review is the one good thing that came out of Dragonball Evolution’s existence.

@benediktgraf8659

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely, without any fucking doubt, deeper, more valuable entertainment than this parody of a 'movie'!!!

"My leeeeggg!" lol That bit had me rolling.

This movie is the reason why aliens haven't visited us yet. They're busy laughing at our stupidity.

So this is where the sniper dude from saving Private Ryans career went wrong... I was wondering what happened to him.... Ha!

I just realized that I’ve seen this review six times 😂. I frickin love this channel.

@JustSriCh

6 жыл бұрын

Alden Williams only six?

@planescaped

5 жыл бұрын

He really missed the opportunity to have different wipes for every cut though...

@longlivegarybusey6409

5 жыл бұрын

That's called brain damage my man....might wanna get that checked out.

@cococupcakez

4 жыл бұрын

I though I was the only 1 who watched chris' reviews over and over again lol

both my mom and dad love this movie. they raised my brother and i to be the SciFi nerds we are today. so sometimes for family movie night we would be forced to watch this piece of shit. as a 10 (me) and 7 (bro) years olds, we HATED this movie and to this day whenever mom or dad start to say 'Battlefield Earth' we run.

@SamaritanPrime

8 жыл бұрын

+Abigail Cartmell Yes, run.

@frtard

8 жыл бұрын

+Abigail Cartmell You should still be running.

@ladymoonscar

8 жыл бұрын

frtard i ran last night. *shudders*

@SamaritanPrime

8 жыл бұрын

julia_ christine6 I understood that reference to much better entertainment.

@donwinslow6967

8 жыл бұрын

+Abigail Cartmell "Run!" -Laura Dern (Jurassic Park)

My favourite Stuckmann video ever

*why do i keep returning and re-watching this movie review over and over?...must be the impressive use of all those Dutch Angles and transition wipes*

@mariakelly90210

Жыл бұрын

BTW, are you any relation to Randolph Mantooth?

Where people see garbage, I see opportunity. Somebody should take this movie, re-edit and re-dub it, and turn it into a full blown comedy!

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

Gardner De Aguiar Even better: remakes. At least you can't do worse, and some bad movies also have huge potential, why not exploit that?

I just watched it, it took me a whole week to get through it!!!

@dreamwarrior1276

9 жыл бұрын

We're proud of you, its not easy.

@liamshields7731

9 жыл бұрын

Seth Brundle Thanks man

@dreamwarrior1276

9 жыл бұрын

Liam Shields Your welcome, now just watch it with your buddies one day while drinking.

@ithila6712

9 жыл бұрын

A week of your life you will never get back

@liamshields7731

9 жыл бұрын

Ithila I know, right :(

This movie is why Scientologists aren't taken seriously across the world

@TalicZealot

4 жыл бұрын

Uhhh no. Scientology is why Scientologists aren't taken seriously by sane and reasonable people.

@gkkato9249

4 жыл бұрын

@@TalicZealot I wonder why Christianity is taken serious

@OptimusDelta

3 жыл бұрын

@@gkkato9249 true..

Chris, whenever I’m having a bad day, I come back and watch this video. And also the Cats review. They are comedy gold

I didn’t realise this was film a Travolta / Scientology abortion. Makes perfect sense now.

This movie is sadly what ruined John Trevolta's career. I mean, I'd be entirely embarrassed to even know the guy after this.

Sometimes when you watch older videos, you can see the development of a person on KZread. But to be honest Chris Stuckmann is a great recensist, he is funny, honest and trustworthy.

When he said "and then Jonny throws a stick at it..." I don't think you understand how fucking hard I was howling.

I love how most of the Hilariocity films involve a "John" of some kind: Battlefield Earth: Johnnie (The hero) and John Travolta The Room: Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) The Wicker Man: The film was devoted to Johnny Ramone Steel: John Henry Irons (Shaq) Mortal Kombat Annihilation: Johnny Cage Batman and Robin: John Glover as the mad doctor The upcoming Vampire's Kiss review: Johnny Walker (actor)

@NeroSpirito444

9 жыл бұрын

John does sometimes mean dick

@ithila6712

9 жыл бұрын

+darkdemonsouls or bathroom facility aka toilet

@seventyeight3452

8 жыл бұрын

John leguizamo in the happening

5 жыл бұрын

Great observation.👏🏾👏🌟

I just assumed Chris was doing a terrible impression of the evil laughs at first but nope, he was spot-on

I've been binge watching alla of the hillarioricity vidoes and I'm fucking laughing like never before. Love you Chris, the best movie reviewer in the world.

This is one of my all time best youtube videos🤩 its what began my Chris Stuckmann fandom! Love love love your work Mr Stuckmann! You are the positive peoples critic!xx

This is like "The Wolf of Wall Street" of KZread videos. The amount of F*CK's in this review is astonishing, especially from you Chris :D

@midnight15086

10 жыл бұрын

***** Haha that's funny that you mention that because I only actually noticed him say fuck once. I'm sure you're right but somehow I never even notice it. I saw Wolf of Wall Street and afterward ppl were talking about how many f words there were, and I thought about it and thought yeah that's probably true, but never noticed that many during the movie. Whatever, it's just another word.

@DarinMichaelGrant

10 жыл бұрын

midnight15086 Actually, he said it at least 20 times. It was/is pretty crazy considering how much he tries to keep his reviews clean...I guess Battlefield Earth can just do that to any person who subjects themselves to it. :) LOL

@kinghailz786

10 жыл бұрын

Darin Michael Numbers win!

@shishkarobb

10 жыл бұрын

Having suffered through Battlefield Earth, I honestly believe it would make the Pope himself drop the F-bomb a few times.

@midnight15086

10 жыл бұрын

shishkarobb Lol I've never seen Battlefield Earth but Chris's review had me laughing constantly. Sounds like a terrible movie.

The Catching Fire poster in the background completes this review nicely. Katniss is trying to do you a favor and shoot out the screen, sparing you the horror of this terribad movie.

@SamnissArandeen

7 жыл бұрын

***** Main character, Hunger Games series (of which Catching Fire is second).

@slen9658

6 жыл бұрын

Or trying to shoot Chris in the head.

Chris’s imitation of John Travolta is just... brilliant xD

It just occured to me watching your review again, Travolta's character bangs his head, quite lightly against the ceiling and cries out in pain and grimaces. Yet, they apparently feel no pain having limbs blown off by guns or bombs? lol

"Who runs like that with their arms flailing? Nobody!" Er.... Captain Jack Sparrow.

@lecyd

5 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal when he was able to run. It's truly amazing :))

@kylereese3647

4 жыл бұрын

Grandpa the Grey Don't you dare say that about my man jack! He runs better than that.

@nerblebun

4 жыл бұрын

@@kylereese3647: Jack Sparrow runs like a limp wrist little girl who just touched worm guts, but it's funny & unique to the character.

@scottmantooth8785

3 жыл бұрын

*Forrest Gump maybe?*

Suggestions for future hilariocity reviews Adventures of Pluto Nash Fant4stic Troll 2

@Jel01975

8 жыл бұрын

Fan4stick lol

@BlizzyFoxTF

7 жыл бұрын

how Chris himself calls it

@phildeep2165

7 жыл бұрын

Fan4stic but there nothing funny about that it's just bad nothing funny about it

@TheCapelessCrusader

7 жыл бұрын

He said that Fant4stic isn't even a hilariosity, it's just straight up bad.

@shaharavigdori8641

7 жыл бұрын

I want foodfight

22:00 - The gold bars would likely be "perfect" as you say. If pure gold does actually tarnish, it's never been seen before. Gold is possibly the least reactive metal on Earth.

Fun fact, when John Travolta was shilling this movie he said two blatant lies. One, Battlefield Earth is he best science-fiction book of all time, he never read any. Two, this movie is a faithful adaptation of the book. The book was better.