"I need to make nice." *Rolls up on everyone fully loaded with bombs and arrows.* Ah, I see she's been studying American diplomacy.

@rcangelanddemon8815

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah we are friendly but we are armed

@jaspervantilborg

2 жыл бұрын

Unless they have oil

@hugeinjapan4635

2 жыл бұрын

TBF, the history of the British Empire is rife with conquest after conquest. It's kinda their thing.

@baronDioxid

2 жыл бұрын

"Speak softly and carry a big stick" - Cleodore Roosevelt

@sglenny001

2 жыл бұрын

@@hugeinjapan4635 very true

I can already hear bdub's "CLEO!!!" when he finds out all the alliances and enemies she's made while he is away, though he'll probably be on some nonsense within a few mins of coming back too Cleo's dynamics with Scott and Joel is so great, just all pragmaticism and sarcasm all the time

@rcangelanddemon8815

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed I can already hear Bdub’s saying CLEO!!!!!!! What did you do?!?!?!? Friday will be very interesting to watch

@kylemohs8728

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, a lot of it was out of her control. Ren put them in his bad books the previous week, and without any allies team Crastle won't last long by itself. It will still be funny watching her convince him it was justified. I get the feeling he'll tease her for going yellow.

@SliferStreaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylemohs8728 i think its kinda weird that ren didn't even bother listening to her side of the story tho lol

@kylemohs8728

2 жыл бұрын

@@SliferStreaming True enough, there is a certain irony in Ren putting her in his bad books for burning Smalishbeans house only for Beans to turn around and change teams in the same episode.

@brandenjones716

2 жыл бұрын

Ya, B-Dubs will be a reckless fool with his red life. Cause unlike the others he isn't afraid to loose it lol

"Oh, they are actually calling him King! That's really sad!" Okay, I'm laughing way too hard now.

@Evanlyn24

2 жыл бұрын

Cleo providing the common sense in this series.

@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369

2 жыл бұрын

Why not call a king a king

@TIBYCOLLINS

2 жыл бұрын

@@Evanlyn24 common sense in a video game series intended to recreate anarchy ;P where literally everyone is role playing to a certain extent. Cleo whinging last episode about Bdubs not helping her cook around the castle being a perfect example, its cringe in a fun way

@explodingdustrags2952

2 жыл бұрын

meanwhilegrian calling scar king

@explodingdustrags2952

2 жыл бұрын

@Harvey REED lol

"Your shield means nothing to me... and you mean nothing to me!" Smooth, Cleo, smooth.

@theKiwii

2 жыл бұрын

absolute mic drop moment

@chasethemaster3440

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

Just observe Cleo's inventory. IT ONLY HAS WEAPONS.

@athena1491

2 жыл бұрын

shes the character in the show that it takes like, 30 minutes and a full montage to disarm, and still has more weapons

@SliferStreaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@athena1491 the character that has like 10 knives in each of their boots right? Lol

@laurafrakinroslin

2 жыл бұрын

And somehow 64 diamonds

@slavsquatsuperstar

2 жыл бұрын

Frankly it's the insults and sarcasm you really need to watch out for. xP

@iz723

2 жыл бұрын

And kills no one but herself lol

"Cleo needs to go make nicey nicey to all the people she has wronged" with an inventory bar full of weapons is is officially my favorite thing ever

I love how everyone who sees the “Etho was killed by Scar” just goes, how did SCAR beat ETHO

@Joe-gf3ov

2 жыл бұрын

It’s about time he had backup. Sick of Dogwarts rolling up with half a dozen men every time Scar’s by himself

@sglenny001

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@noelhann5262

2 жыл бұрын

@@Joe-gf3ov you know, considering the way that scar and grian have been playing so far, rolling up with all of your allies conveniently bunched up in a group might not be the best play.

@Ty.7.11.05

2 жыл бұрын

Something's not right, I can feel it

@nimamaster6128

2 жыл бұрын

It's another scenario of grian killed dream

The fact that tango basically confessed in front of you without realizing is gold!

@zoterodisuke4398

2 жыл бұрын

what do you think she gonna do, tell scar or keep it to herself?

@theKiwii

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it's hard to keep track of who's on which side and what faction is allied to which other one, especially with Impulse playing all sides and him, Cleo and Tango all kind of being in Team Crastle, which previously was at war with the Sand People. But yeah, Tango stumbling around as a double-crossing quadruple agent was pretty hilarious. There is a meme that says if he was a mob, he'd be the wandering traitor.

Cleo: please accept my apology. *as she point 3 loaded crossbows at you*

@neznor

2 жыл бұрын

True diplomacy

@kraglynn

2 жыл бұрын

Should have said, please voluntarily submit to the mandatory apology, by the way I am armed to the teeth

The fact that bduubs took a break from the main currently airing series on his channel, just to be with his family on his daughters birthday is so bloody wholesome

@linuszarrouk2004

2 жыл бұрын

More like it's what every normal human would do

@robrs1732

2 жыл бұрын

@@linuszarrouk2004 yup lmao

@lifesgoodbutilikecrying5231

2 жыл бұрын

@@linuszarrouk2004 unfortunately I think most would have the rest of his family work around his schedule. My dad wasn’t a KZreadr but he definitely made everyone work around him for our birthdays

@frogcoin6392

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifesgoodbutilikecrying5231 Exactly, your dad wasn’t a KZreadr. All off these Hermits and Minecrafts are making videos to entertain kids. KZreadrs most of all would leave their job for a day to spend time with family.

@ChalkMuncher

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifesgoodbutilikecrying5231 Its different, you can stop youtube for awhile but you cant quit work for basically more then one off day

SmallishBeans: Be careful, Bdoubs isn't here to protect you. ZombieChloe: I am literally chaos incarnate. Bdoubs was the one saving you from me.

"OMG THEY'RE ACTUALLY CALLING HIM KING. THAT IS REALLY SAD." Lmao savage as always Cleo.

I love cleo coming to "apologize" to joel and not actually apologizing for anything

@giladkay3761

2 жыл бұрын

SHE GAVE HIM A FLOWER, good enough for me lol

@olencone4005

2 жыл бұрын

@@giladkay3761 A flower that, technically, she took from his own front yard.... ^_^

@Rabbitolucas200.

11 ай бұрын

@@olencone4005 lol

Etho threatens with tree. He knows your weakness lol

Joel: You should watch your back, you've got no Bdubs to protect you now. Cleo: *Oh, you must not understand*

You know, given how absolutely broken Cleo's arsenal is, (and if she added multishot and tapped into her alliance with the Sand People for gunpowder) I'd say she's got a good shot at winning the series when the time comes

@giladkay3761

2 жыл бұрын

True, but there is a limit to how many people you can take on by yourself

@rookeealding2803

2 жыл бұрын

All she needs to do is wait and backstab at the right time. Play the loooong game. Like sure, the desert alliance is good for now... but Ren's got some really good guns on his side at the moment. If her and b-dubs can stay low and out of conflict for a bit, they can win.

@cpfodarkvader

2 жыл бұрын

the serie is either going to be ended with a fist fight tournament or two people left and one dies while trying to set a trap.

@the_spooki_scholar9758

2 жыл бұрын

i feel like the only person on the server as of right now who would have the firepower to back them in the long run is grian

@thegreatbeavers

2 жыл бұрын

@@rookeealding2803 That would be Impulse, BigB, Martyn, Grian, and Scott. Cleo was a maniac since Ren started his Renchanting. She really could've just went straight to Ren and join his army. Also Scar is doing what Cleo is doing. We like madness so it's all for fun. Cleo is just gambling her luck and chances away really. If I was Cleo and Bdubs even though it be betrayal to Grian and Scar, just pledge allegiance to Ren so they can team up with Impulse.

Cleo: goes to Joel’s to apologize with a hotbar full of weapons Joel: ends up being the one apologizing Now what do you think happened here?

Hey guys! Just a quick reminder that the people on 3rd Life are content creators, not solely out to provide us with entertainment, but also to spin out their series for as long as they can, because that how content creation usually works! There's so many people in the comments psycho-analysizing every single move that each member makes; their motives, allies and resources. Don't think about it too deeply, and please don't have a go at any of the members for their attitudes towards their third lives, or the other members.

Me still trying to act surprised when I saw everyone else's episodes:

@shrapnel8430

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

"You don't have bdubs to protect you now!" Fool that you are, Cleo shall bring fear to all.

Loved the soundtrack choices! I laughed so hard every time Etho tried to build another cobblestone barrier. I don't remember seeing him act scared like this before. I was deeply surprised that he hadn't stuffed the base of his highly flammable castle with TNT. I was so sure that place was essentially one big trap. Scar seems to have shaken his confidence. I can't wait to hear B-Dub's indignant screeching when he finds out you've "allied" with the Sand People. Personally I'm hoping you win the whole shebang.

@ganapa3350

2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh etho is the most adorable ever

Etho and Cleo are both wildcards, Cleo has been holding back, can't wait to see what happens when she unleashes.

Cleo casually, "Shall we murder them?" Cleo is pure evil and I love it!

@MCPhssthpok

2 жыл бұрын

She _acts_ evil but either doesn't follow through or feels really bad about it afterwards :)

"Oh god they're actually calling him King! Oh that's really sad"- Savage Cleo

@Xandros999

2 жыл бұрын

The real savagery was "we all know what Scar is capable of".

"Maybe you shouldn't be messed with. Thanks for burning my house down" lol

How the war began: Cleo burn Joels roof, Dogwatch are protecting him and declare war. Cleo apologize Joel, Joel take of a banner, but war is still going...

"bdubs has a birthday he needs to go and do" you mean, his daughters birthday? the way you said that was so accusatory i started laughing

@kuziziy4262

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jillthecivic5650

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

It's hilarious that both sides think that they won that battle 🤣 all a matter of perspective!

@NoNameEst1992

2 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah true, etho got killed though so I'd say the sand people won... Cleo lost a life but thst was kinda down to her own mistake of jumping off the roof so wouldn't consider that a win for dogwarts more just lucky

35:48 This is the moment we all knew , He f'ed up.

@theinsomniaddict11

2 жыл бұрын

Tango, listen to me. I mean this in the nicest way possible. You f’d up

@RuthTheBananaDuck

2 жыл бұрын

What’s really funny is I didn’t even remember Cleo was there when I watched the other povs

@teumeato

2 жыл бұрын

@@RuthTheBananaDuck lol ,I did 😂

Etho: "I know how to deal with this." Plops down a 2-block "wall" ^_^

"He'll probably die from external sources." "It won't be this week or next week because we only record once a week, but it's coming!" The poor Hobbits have so much PTSD cause of their roof 😅

@noimnotgoingtoenteraname

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing happened to the Hobbits' roof though?

@NoNameEst1992

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand your comment, you took two different quotes from different points in the episode and put then together like they was said at the same time and then spoke about the roof that didn't relate in any way to either of the two quotes? Tf

I didn't even think about the tango thing until I saw your pov, that's hilarious. Looking forward to seeing what you do with that

you need to add color and decorations to the rocket to make it more deadly, use a firework star for more damage (firework star is gunpowder, color and a feather glowstone gold nugget or fire charge) and more gunpowder = more range.

@gemhunter498

2 жыл бұрын

If you put 8 stars, it does 19.5 damage in an area. Thats like power V, but you can miss and still do full damage

@_glint

2 жыл бұрын

​@@gemhunter498 WHAT THE FUCK, imagine

@messynessie4417

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Also Nuggets are easy to get. The alliance with the sand people can get gunpowder. Easy peasy.

I think Ren is going to regret angering THE CLEO

Cleo really be out here Gatekeep Gaslight Girlbossing 3rd life

I loved this episode. Lol. Everyone's all stressed and basically Cleo's just laughing and eating popcorn. Gotta remember, this is the woman who started the big prank war of season 6!

@kyliebanman2766

2 жыл бұрын

And the Head games of season 7

@BigDrewski1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyliebanman2766 Yep. What can we say? Our dark lady just like to watch the world burn. Lol

I love that Cleo just says "that's so sad" when she hears people calling Ren a king lol. His crown has gone over his head. (But tbh, the crown is really cool and gloat worthy.) Can't wait to hear the conversation between Cleo and Bdubs next episode xD

Impulse: yeah, those are just extras in the chest. me: wHo ThE HeLL cAlLs A sTaCk Of DiAmOnDs ExTrA

Cleo is honestly the scariest person on the server, now that Etho is in the red.

20:36 “YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!” -ZombieCleo 2021

Tango looked like the poor lonely kid in high school that was rejected by the popular kids

I think my humour is literally gone bcs I just laughed when they say "How do we burn cobblestone?"

@shrapnel8430

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

aaaaaaaand...3rd life drove Ren crazy...well done Grian...

@BlasphemyBaby

2 жыл бұрын

Speaking as someone who's watched Ren for almost a decade... this is not at all out of character for him. He's always had a knack for creating and playing out stories. It's just that Martyn joined in his roleplay, and it snowballed from there. XD

@derrickstorm6976

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlasphemyBaby having watched Ren for 4 months, I agree

So Ren and Martin turned on Cleo for Joel, but Joel just abandoned them immediately. Ren should make nice with Cleo and Bdubs next week. But Cleo should meet with Bdubs, Tango, Impulse and maybe Etho to make an alliance of their own, separate from the red and pizza banners.

@Dandygirl_94

2 жыл бұрын

Pizza banners 😅🍕

@noimnotgoingtoenteraname

2 жыл бұрын

Cleo Bdubs Impulse and Tango already have an alliance though

@emilylewis5373

2 жыл бұрын

honestly, hiding behind the pizza banners is the best for right now. They can put the blame on scare and grian for anything that they do.

The Etho cobbling is even funnier from Cleo's perspective!

Oh man as much as I enjoy the "Red Winter" arc of this series. If you want to hurt Ren as passively as possible kill his villagers and use water buckets to kill off/take his food stock.

Honestly, I feel like you and Etho are similar people. You talk a good game, but you're both softies at heart.

If Cleo tells Scar that Tango was reporting back, the things could go really crazy

@peterslegers6121

2 жыл бұрын

Scar hid underneath the woollen castle when Tango reported back... 😁 Check his vid.

@alejandrotorres2687

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterslegers6121 i really missed that? I have to go check again

@Idontwantahandleplease

2 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrotorres2687 35:35

3:00 "Don't misfire with that!" Flashbacks to the HCBBS unveiling

I love her voice, its just perfect

We can all admit it, when they all bailed on Scar, we were all kind of expecting a "... shot GoodTimesWithScar" or maybe "GoodTimesWithScar blew up"

Ren black booked cleo and bdubs for cleo burning beans roof but beans betrayed ren so there really was no reason for ren to turn cleo away at the time

I appreciate the "You lose! Good day, sir!" From willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

Everyone is turning into zombies in their red life, Cleo should have her skin clear up and basically reverse zombie on her red life.

i do not know Smajor or Solidarity at all, but every time i hear them on here i cant help but think of Merry Brandybuck and Pippin "Fool of a" Took. also i am saddened that Bdubs couldnt make it so Cleo immediately makes alliances with all his enemies.

Ren turned Cleo down for Joel, Joel is now with Cleo 😂 going against Ren

How did you not fillet Tango for that Pumpkin head remark?!?!

@CarolineLurks

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.. was he suicidal?

Need more girls in this series. Cleo, takes no shit I love it

@agentbaguette1519

2 жыл бұрын

False would be perfect.

@delaneykeller1389

Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad we have Pearl now! And we had Lizzie for a season ☺️ I'd love to see what someone like Gem would do in this series, because it's so different from what she normally does.

Cleo just in every situation pulls out a crossbow to intimidate everyone

I love the interaction with Etho here lol

We thought Cleo was keeping Bdubs under control, but maybe it was the other way around! 😅

@xyrsh

2 жыл бұрын

They took turns I think, lol

Etho just constantly cobbling Cloe is just the best thing this series so far.

Cleo is such a savage, I've heard her 3 times saying " They are actually calling him king, that's really sad" and still got me laughing

Etho "I know how to deal with this " lol

"this armor is going to save my life" the boots sure didnt

Just imagine bdubs join red army and in end it's Cleo Vs BDUBS (OMG goosebumps)

@ahmedalkhiary8882

2 жыл бұрын

I would cry because cleo/bdubs alliance is my favourite

@puravshah9615

2 жыл бұрын

foreshadowing

@Griffingterra

2 жыл бұрын

The great crastle divorce.

@bridgestew

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedalkhiary8882 Also my favorite alliance. I love when they have to scream each others names because of all the silliness taking place.

@user-kr5nr7cp5d

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedalkhiary8882 yes I would love for them to work on a project in season height of hermitcraft it would be so great bdubs builds and cleo’s armour stand it would look so amazing 🤩

"Make nicey nicey to all the people she has wronged" Cleo-2021

Ooo cleo knows tango is double agent. I found that so weird to watch.. Did he not even notice cleo

@xyrsh

2 жыл бұрын

He noticed her, but he's so confused about who is allied with who and whether they are loyal to said alliance or not, so I think he assumed she's safe to know his secret.

Feeling devious? I reckon pillaring up from a discreet location, then building over to Dogwarts up high in the sky might go un-noticed... and then if it were to start raining tnt minecarts... might be fun...

Well then, Ren and Martian are in trouble.

I'm still waiting for one of the sides to send a party of assassins with invisibility potions to kill the other sides leader ( scar / rendog) Edit: If I understand correctly red players can see red players even when they're invisible so that's why nobody's using invis potions

@peterisgrifs4277

2 жыл бұрын

They can't get invisibilty potions though

@giladkay3761

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterisgrifs4277 why not? They have nether warts, blaze powder, golden carrots and water bottles. The only problem might be the fermented spider eye, because it needs brown mushrooms

@corhydrae3238

2 жыл бұрын

@@giladkay3761 There's quite the lack of potion action overall. I'm not really familiar with multiplayer/pvp stuff in minecraft, but I imagine things like splash potions of slowness could be really powerful tools.

@lorrdy7640

2 жыл бұрын

@@corhydrae3238 Grian did some potion action

@noonesarino7913

2 жыл бұрын

@@lorrdy7640 I think Grian might do it

My money is totally on Cleo to win this whole thing, and to somehow also manage to keep bdubs alive till the very end too! Katniss Everdeen hunger games style 👌🤣🤞Love this series so so much 💖

@delaneykeller1389

Жыл бұрын

Ya know, that didn't happen this season, but on Double Life it got really Hunger Games-y at the end with Pearl and Scott.

Cleo: *has access to the most defensible castle on the server* Also Cleo: BATTLE OF BEAN HILL

Ive been watching Hermitcraft for a long time, years, and never checked your videos out. This series made me come and check your videos out. I love your interactions with others and the complete dryness of some of the things you say it's super entertaining. Heres to anothet year of hermit craft and many more episodes of 3rd Life!

@xyrsh

2 жыл бұрын

Agree, she's especially very entertaining when bantering with other server members. She's often collaborated with Joehills, but I also loved her interactions with Keralis (and a one-off with VintageBeef), and now with Bdubs and Etho.

That end battle I kept seeing the endermen screaming and I was internally yelling "BREAK THE BOATS!" XD

@gamingnscience

2 жыл бұрын

Really? Was it apparent who angered them?

@Tozzywozzy01

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamingnscience Not as far as I know, but they were facing down the hill, not at Cleo or any of the others on her side so it would have been interesting to see how that went. XD

I was so curious how you ended up falling, I really like the music you added to the fight scene it amped things up a bit

This episode should be called unbound unbent unbroken from the mad dog king

Cannot wait for next weeks, especially if Bdubs comes in blind and doesn't watch anyone's' videos. He will have many questions no doubt.

12:54 You make a lot of subtle jokes like this that would've gone right over my head (and I'm sure did in the past) if I hadn't started watching your livestreams on occasion.

@noimnotgoingtoenteraname

2 жыл бұрын

Uh what? I don't get it

@xyrsh

2 жыл бұрын

@@noimnotgoingtoenteraname Perhaps it's something to do with the fact that Cleo's bi.

I love how the Doom Music starts when Cleo enters the Battle

You get nothing! You LOSE, good day sir! I'm so glad someone else quotes thattt

Impulse needs to know that a friend to all is a friend to none smh

I just love how Joel kept going back and forth threatening and fearing you in the intro!

“OH GOD THEY ARE ACTUALLY CALLING HIM KING!!! THATS REALLY SAD!!!!” I am laughing so hard. Best line of the whole series

Oh nooo, I did not see that yellow coming! You were doing so good on your own forging more alliances. 31:53 It was hilarious seeing Etho scared of you but at the same time, kind of adorable lol I love the tree-kill throwback from episode 1. Next week with Bdubs is going to be amazing. Can't wait for him to freak out at everything you've done and see that you're yellow. haha Also... Tango is in trouble, you have very valuable information! Maybe try to bribe him with it before telling the sand people?

4:43 my disappointment when there was no cell block tango

@kyliebanman2766

2 жыл бұрын

IKR! I was thinking the same thing!

@abundanceofshrugs3133

2 жыл бұрын

omg same

14:01 scar yelling timmyyyy fading into the background kills me XD

Etho hiding behind cobble is oddly cute

@xyrsh

2 жыл бұрын

All of Etho and Cleo's interactions on this server so far has been very cute. Or more specifically, Etho is being cute since he knows now that Cleo stands her ground.

It's funny how Cleo died from falling down the roof she burned down

I just wanna say, I found your channel through a random Banished suggested video, and this is the first series of yours I've watched, and I friggin' love it here.

argumant happening between two side most of them in editing: drama music in background cleo: electro music lets go !

Man Tango its a Mumbo level mole

The Mighty Sand Castle Alliance vs the Blood Thirsty Red Banners. This shall be a mighty battle of many Shenanigan's.

You can put the crossbow away okay pulls out lava bucket oh okay give Cleo bread pulls out diamond sword solidarity well then ummmm

I was afraid Bdubs got himself killed again.

Love your content on 3rd life on everything really. Just awesome to see a woman on this server. And you're absolutely entertaining. "I've got to go make nice nice. "

Cleo's Crossbows + Scar's giant quantity of gunpowder could result in a very _powerful_ combination... I hope that happens, rendog's following would definitely not be ready for that haha

War has come. Chaos. Bloodshed. I love it and Bdubs is going to FREAK!!!

Cleo's character in this is just the best

Is there a missing episode? There's a pretty big time jump between this episode and the last one, including the time you burnt down SmallishBeans' roof.

@dirge6674

2 жыл бұрын

When Bdubz died. That's what's missing here.

@MCPhssthpok

2 жыл бұрын

Cleo's audio messed up last week so she didn't release a video

@noimnotgoingtoenteraname

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, she posted about it on Twitter so feel free to check there

@TheReaverOfDarkness

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Cleo if you're reading this, I would love even a silent clip! No editing required! :D