"Usually just piss." Greatest answer ever.

Look at where his eyes go after the hug at 0:57 total legend

@crackernegro2791

Жыл бұрын

Fuck yes!

@vripper2678

Жыл бұрын

Also 1:01

i cant believe blake bortles was only 23 in this video. he looks like hes in his thirties.

@sirragealot4593

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes omg

@standyourground9973

3 жыл бұрын

lmao he looked like big ben

@stephen8996

3 жыл бұрын

Lol no way he's 23?

@ADT2695

Жыл бұрын

@martini stirred. Nah. That’s not why.

@ADT2695

Жыл бұрын

@martini stirred. That’s odd - I was just about to say the same thing, in regards to your assessment.

This chick is coming over later to dragonbox and chill... -Blake Bottles

@computerman91.

5 жыл бұрын

TucoHarmonica LMFAO

@BhindTheShingle

3 жыл бұрын

clg632012 it’s super illegal I’m sure

@NuroMike

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest comment ever

@inthebucketoutdoors3333

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@horsepower1938

Жыл бұрын

Dragon his nuts across her box

“Can you cook” “yea usually grilled cheese and cereal”😭😭 bortles is a goat

@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314

Жыл бұрын

not just a goat… he’s the boat

@jsm530

Жыл бұрын

He's funny dude

“It’s like super, uh, illegal I’m sure” Never change, Blake.

@sneakattackkat

9 ай бұрын

He is my spirit animal

“I got a sweet scooter” was the best line

@stephencole9321

2 жыл бұрын

This dude is so down to earth and laid back. When he mentioned the scooter it was the cherry on top. He’d be fun to kick it and drink some beers with

@matthewg4882

2 жыл бұрын

proceeds to show the dorkiest scooter possible haha

@cameronclark3752

Жыл бұрын

Definitely gives off some Andy Dwyer vibes from parks and recreation

I can't tell if this a house tour or a porn plot lmao

@831ryan

8 жыл бұрын

Bruh this straight outta porno. Lol

@noahdejesus5601

8 жыл бұрын

His gf is way hotter than her

@christiannewlove7791

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'd take Lindsey Duke over her any day of the week

@harrisking8091

6 жыл бұрын

My mom was tucking my sister in, in the other room and I was scared she was gonna come in my room and think I was watching porn.

@reedytbone

6 жыл бұрын

So cheesy

"did you sit here and draw this" "no they were 3 for 5 at walmart" "-_- oh" lmao

"I don't know if it's legal"...."It's a black market TV", Bortles is something else.

"usually just piss" what a bro hahaha

this dude is so straight up. he doesn't seem like a dude who makes millions.

@GoldPitbull

8 жыл бұрын

ikr lol he acts like some casual dude

@Austinsayshi

7 жыл бұрын

Just kinda where he grew up. He grew up in my hometown of Oviedo. It's chill here. No real millionaires or anything crazy at all. It's a super small town. He just reflects where he came from. He's an awesome dude though!

@JimmyStruthers1000

7 жыл бұрын

young nxgga lmfaoooo

@dwight552

4 жыл бұрын

Swag God 😂😂😂😂

@zachj9282

3 жыл бұрын

Plays like it too

He is such a bro lmao

He definitely nailed this lady after the interview...

@micahchilds4921

3 жыл бұрын

Thinking the same shit lol

@evski7341

2 жыл бұрын

He’s too wholesome for that chick

@phils806

2 жыл бұрын

You could tell that before they left the wine cellar

@ryanmahoney5311

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what her insta is hahaha

@groovytone8864

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking facts lmao

All of his humor is going way over her head.

@AshtrayAnnie

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnnyprc And yet its still going over her head.Its pretty obvious.

@AshtrayAnnie

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnnyprc You obviously aren't very socially aware if you think thats whats happening.🤣

@hash2718

3 жыл бұрын

John-Paul C yeah dude you’re so wrong

@matthewceron7876

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnnyprc your such a dumbass lol

@Jacweninger

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnnyprc dude gfym

He definitely took a quick peak down her shirt after that cring-worthy hug.

@miguelamadojr9657

7 жыл бұрын

quick? more like a good look at them

@The1PrinceAli

6 жыл бұрын

lol that's the first thing I noticed too... surprised there aren't many comments here mentioning that

Whenever I'm having a rough day, I watch this and laugh the whole time. Best part is the Jager Bomb comment that Blake says "Oh, that's over your head?"

She's definitely a wide receiver.

@TDGx773

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@kyrie4451

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO.

@HoratioHoodoo

4 жыл бұрын

Aaayyy

@pandamonium5309

4 жыл бұрын

BUMP XD

@travisbannon3216

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah cause her mouths always open

"what's in a jager bomb," looks can only get you so far i'm out

@demoneyin9390

6 жыл бұрын

KAD10895 yep

@CornMatterToo

5 жыл бұрын

KAD10895 hahahahahaha

@THEAVERAGEGAMER13

5 жыл бұрын

The one with Seguin she “doesn’t know what fireball is”

he's such a regular guy. like chill relaxed. simple.

LOL @ 4:24. She's acting like the Halloween decorations are some Earth-shattering thing and then Blake goes "They're 3 for 5 at Walmart"

@fliegerj

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. 3 for $5. Cause Blake's on a budget. :)

@matt.hartwig

3 жыл бұрын

Just read this and then saw it happen. Perfect. Lol

This was so horrible and awkward that it was unintentionally hilarious

@brianortiz7233

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Fresh_2k She wants that bag, I would’ve tag teamed her with the camera man

@erichoskinson2567

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think she wanted him at all I think she was grossed out by his huge out stains which make it awkward she tried to get him to change it a couple time

@myyoutube2259

3 жыл бұрын

He said big daddy in gooo

I could chill with this guy all day. Happy retirement big bro

Barstool blonde chick, "whats the first thing u do when you wake up in the morning?"Bortles, "Ummm, Usually just piss". lol.

@coreydarko8492

6 жыл бұрын

Blackfoot Raider bortles is a flat out savage 😂😂

@EMcIsBoSsMode

5 жыл бұрын

Pat W Bear Hat thanks for the recap

@penguins6229

5 жыл бұрын

No doubt Florida boy lol

@RealTalkRyan87

3 жыл бұрын

The most relatable thing ever

@Darth_Arashi

2 жыл бұрын

I read this as they were saying it 😂

Bortles is real AF!!! You can tell he absolutely hates this dumb chick and is fighting not to tell her just to get out of my house lmao

@derrickodom5159

8 жыл бұрын

+Noah Atnikov agreed!!

@Jvbeast3

8 жыл бұрын

Seguin too man it's so awkward

@AEMoreira81

8 жыл бұрын

+Noah Atnikov The Tyler Seguin one is even more awkward.

@AMPDOG2

8 жыл бұрын

+Noah Atnikov thank goodness some one said it.

@waze8525

7 жыл бұрын

U guys are just losers cause I don't find it awkward at all

Dragon box and 3-for-5 at Walmart A man of the people

Where is the “rip cigs and work construction” quote?

wow she got a personality like a barstool LOL

@iMassdebate10

8 жыл бұрын

i bet he hit that

@reaper215

6 жыл бұрын

That's being mean to barstools.

@Frac.Razoer

2 жыл бұрын

Cameron Jaculak she was desperate

9:06 great answer from a great player

usually just piss - lmaoooooooo.. that hug was awkward as fuck tho

@wantapgt

8 жыл бұрын

Looked like he was going in for the kiss like it was his gf then realized it was a tv hug and got all weird.

@josj15

8 жыл бұрын

+wantapgt everything is 'weird' and 'awkward' to you people nowadays

@btballers4740

6 жыл бұрын

He had his palm open he was going for a handshake or a wassup but she hugged him

My. New favorite quarterback Blake is a real ass nigga

@dwight552

5 жыл бұрын

Tommy Bowen lol

@HoratioHoodoo

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

This was painful to watch. She is absolutely terrible.

@jarodestes1491

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Atch ...hes the buzzkill if anything? He doesnt really smile or laugh that much in this one

@nolanator2682

5 жыл бұрын

@@EmEightz22 who wouldn't?

@wantapgt

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Atch he’s terrible actually. Not only is he a shit QB, he’s horrible to interview. It’s like trying to make a turd shine.

@badabang7222

5 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

@AJGT350

5 жыл бұрын

Me after previous KZread video in my feed: *that was boring* Barstool sports: *hold my beer*

6:45 hahah "When I was like 12"

@WonkyFlavor787

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahaha

@JaredDewey

5 жыл бұрын

Ur a big boy

Blake Bortles is the Man of the people

She is fun to look at but i cringe everytime her mouth opens. Never seen a gold digger work so hard and not succeed

@jakevarner9654

3 жыл бұрын

So funny

@zay_gzs5635

3 жыл бұрын

Blake Bortles is now some random book backup quarterback so yeah

@xxiv2247

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooo so sad but true

5:24 when she says “Drink BodyArmour Kobe tweets that all the time” it hit right in the feels man. 😢

@traceurernest2222

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man i forgof

@5kr3aminMunk33

Жыл бұрын

Bro he went out like a boss

"Usually just piss" lmao

I feel like Bortles was secretly screaming “close my goddamn fridge”

Dragonbox is now being sued got copyright infringement. Thanks Blake for ratting them out! Haha

Bortles seems like a really chill dude, glad he's on the jags. I met him at a bar out in Jax beach a while ago and he was really cool, let me take a pic with him etc. I hope he is the answer at QB the jags so desperately need - he seems to be the guy from what we've seen so far

@straenausgold8262

6 жыл бұрын

Guess you were right.

@tylerb1483

6 жыл бұрын

Truuuu

@SuperBossman

5 жыл бұрын

You got your man

@jackluther7727

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah this didn’t age well

@johnmcgready2074

5 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately not.. Bye Bye Blake

"they were 3 for 5 at wallmart"

@LoSoNBanks22

5 жыл бұрын

Nick Campbell that had me dying

"Did you sit here and draw on them?" " Nah, 2 for 5 at Walmart Bitch" - Dead.

@DesertDrifter

6 жыл бұрын

David Assh 😂😂😂

This girl has all the red flags a guy should watch out for: judgemental, wants to crush your confidence, manipulating, too into her looks, promiscuous, the list goes on. They really need a better host. Her interviews are to awkward. WTF was that touchdown dance?

@brianortiz7233

5 жыл бұрын

CeeMaiden He should hit it tho

@eats4cheaps305

3 жыл бұрын

I think you only saw things that you wanted to see, not what was really there. You don't have to project some bad experiences on to every person that looks like that.

@mattschlegel8320

3 жыл бұрын

Little late but touchdown dance was definitely to show what she looked like pregnant to him haha

@codyk.8104

3 жыл бұрын

@@eats4cheaps305 you’re a simp

Worst interviewer EVER. "Were you mad you weren't picked first?" "I should try out to be your kicker" "Do you drunk eat?" Stop...just STOP.

“They were 3 for 5 at Walmart” I fucking love Blake Bortles

And then he became the greatest quarterback of all time

🤣🤣🤣 that stare after the hug! His fk’n face man! This video will NEVER not be gold!

*Blake Bortles has left the chat

Straight alpha energy coming from bortles

He looks alot like Big Ben

@logannewberger9112

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Terleckey I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this

@bam2xl14

5 жыл бұрын

Well she got raped then

@aaronvargas6536

5 жыл бұрын

@@bam2xl14 😂😂😂

@willhopson1277

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’d say a little better but I can see the similarities

"Who's your instagram crush, me?" "You..except not now that I've met you" "(0_0)

@scottsetzke7967

4 жыл бұрын

Ope!

I'm legitimately a fan of this man

Who watching this in 2019 because Blake was released. #BOAT

@thegr8tone251

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOO

@brianortiz7233

5 жыл бұрын

The Gr8t ONE RAMS ! 🤣🤣🤣

@kevingora8254

3 жыл бұрын

I’m watching it in 2020

@courtneytyree-jones8563

3 жыл бұрын

And just got cut again

@someperson6910

Жыл бұрын

2022 and he just retired. :P

She wants to ride the BOAT!

“Are you single” Yes “Okay let’s go inside”

She makes me that much more thankful for my wife.

Mr. Bortles needs an astute handler to pre-approve his interviews.

This man said it’s probably illegal how I watch movies but that’s how I do it

Lol "wanna go to the garage, I got a sweet scooter" that line has NEVER worked on any girl till now.

Some serious armpits with no shame. Mad respect.

"You wanna go to the garage? I actually have a sweet, uh, scooter."

I’m trying to remember if this was nearly as cringy 6 years ago when it came out. Don’t take that the wrong way, 6 years later and Blake is still a total legend.

@Pbreezy1234

Жыл бұрын

she made the shit cringe i think she was just trynna smash

He's so chilled and funny

“Your a big boy”

They should do a follow up series. How great is Blake Bortles’ life now?

Coming from the good place, Blake Bortles is exactly what I expected

@emporioalnino4670

Жыл бұрын

DUUVAAAALL

Bortles dated Lindsay Duke and people think he would smash this 5 and a half? GTFOH

@camnewt8141

5 жыл бұрын

NothingToPointOut24 5 and a half is a little generous

@zay_gzs5635

3 жыл бұрын

Her looks are eight but she got no personality I don't know she seems like a person you just smash and move on

@u121386

3 жыл бұрын

She’s really only got the looks. Intelligence and personality wise are subpar...

Blake “Anything Tight” Bortles

PIT STAINS WTF 😂😂😂

He smashed 100%

I've always liked this guy. He's humble! :)

It’s 2021. We might be in a global, kinetic war with China. And Blake Bortles is still a legend.

Blake has the best personality lol, Go Jags!!!

PF Flyer sandlot quote made me a Bortles fan lol

This interaction is cracking me up :’D they’re both hilarious in different ways

This is unintentionally the funniest video I have seen this year lmfao! "What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?" "Uhhm.. usually just piss."

So what athlete is going to knocker her up and have to pay 18 years of child support ???

@johnmcgready2074

5 жыл бұрын

Blake Bortles would and probably did..

@Joseph96752

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmcgready2074 *doubt

"There's no handrail?!" *Proceeds to grab the extremely obviously handrail*

Marathon Watching 9/27/21 What a great interview... very humbled... 😉

This man is a national treasure. Dilly Dilly!

“When you start doing your own laundry”? “When I was 12”😂

@josephrusso5588

Жыл бұрын

BIG BOIIIIII

Lmao this guy is so cheap and humble I love it

This girl is on a mission. But awesome answer by Bortals “ big daddy” 😂😂

Blake “If it’s any QB I’d have beers with” Bortles😌🙏🏽

8:06 Every time Bortles gets irritated with this chick he chews his gum faster 😅

All of a sudden I want Bortles on my team

Lmao he immediately knew rompers didn't even have to think

5:13 Hahaha Blake said "Over your head"

“No they were 3 for 5 at Walmart” 😂😂

This is the greatest interview of all time LMAO

i love how it says to be continued as theyre talking about natural busty blondes lmao

This was the worst interview I’ve ever seen lol

Blake is now my hero...

I like how he says come on in even though she's 6ft in the house

Lol “what’s vein?”… this dude is awesome 🤣

“Do it, I think u got a shot” 😂😂😂

Bortles is a cool cat!!

"no they were 3 for 5 at Walmart" "oh". lol

What a legend

The laundry question had me dying