Nano: censors profanities Game: literally bodies vaporized by tank rounds

@ElAndoro

4 жыл бұрын

yep, this is yt bullshit

@ArrestedCoot578

4 жыл бұрын

God forbid somebody gets offended by words you know haha.

@shotguncleric

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArrestedCoot578 speech is violence, but dismemberment, that's just physics baby!

@alphariusfuze8089

4 жыл бұрын

yE

@Free_Krazy

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i saw a guy get blown in two right before an ad played lol

Most people: Kill compilations. Nano: Death compilations.

@Segeta65

4 жыл бұрын

That's why we love Nano.

@LinTheWicker

4 жыл бұрын

Truth

@magnusthered4973

4 жыл бұрын

It’s 50/50 on this channel

@SkillzRicosGamerTv

3 жыл бұрын

The deaths are as entertaining as the kills in games like this.

@sethmullins8346

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually just how this game is I've got like less than 20 kills ever in this game despite spending like 20 hours in matches It's very easy to get like a .1 k/d ratio

Hey nano, as a dutch person i just want to thank you for bringing awareness to the airborne museum. Thank you so much!

@Errorsnake

4 жыл бұрын

as a non durch person I still think this is a very noble cause

@Lemau

4 жыл бұрын

A fellow Dutchie with good taste in Pokémon! Nice! : D

@gijsdekruif1314

4 жыл бұрын

Ja gewoon ja

@aether_antares7761

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lemau cant beat pokemon!!! i can still remember crying when ashe turned into stone by mewtwo... its a amazing series eventhough the last one is hella wierd lol

@maga4eva997

4 жыл бұрын

Do your ovens really stink? Or is that just a saying?

Medics after Nano's intro: "Why should I treat a patient if he dies in 50 years? Waste of time"

@awesomeperson7236

4 жыл бұрын

Treat him because he's going to die in 50 years

@abandonedlmao9433

4 жыл бұрын

@@awesomeperson7236 r/woooosh

@niqsy6116

3 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedlmao9433 r/whoosh back to you

@abandonedlmao9433

3 жыл бұрын

@@niqsy6116 haha reddit go stolen memz

@kareemkiller3640

3 жыл бұрын

Real medic mains won't do that like me Either way lmfao

Teammate: "dies in front of you" Nano: "rude"

@WhirlybirdFlyer

3 жыл бұрын

I do not think it means what you think it means

@Average-Friday-Enjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

It was blocking his sight

"for Ronald McDonald!!" "Well I do like cheeseburgers, so I can die for that" So that's how the Americans won

@Sapphiregamer8605

3 жыл бұрын

No they won because the Germans surrendered

@SOUNDWAVEPR

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sapphiregamer8605 no no no not true the Germans never surrendered

@Sapphiregamer8605

3 жыл бұрын

No in the battle of the Rhine they surrendered

@Sapphiregamer8605

3 жыл бұрын

DO YOU EVEN KNIW HISTORY?!?!

@SOUNDWAVEPR

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sapphiregamer8605 no no no you are lying the soviets won the war alone and the USA fell under communism

“That’s some pretty flowers!” Gotta admit that really is wholesome.

@darthjayder9914

2 жыл бұрын

it is is'nt it

@syahrialrasyid2539

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like he was in a wrong division

@zacharydurocher4085

Жыл бұрын

Conscripted gardener

5:13 Here we have a british man admiring flowers like a proper gentleman in the midst of war

@perpetuad616

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was Digby

"If you dont believe in explosions they cant hear you"-nano 1944

@x3-LSTR-512

4 жыл бұрын

@hudson no i meant hear

@them_that_loudly

4 жыл бұрын

@@x3-LSTR-512 why would it be hear🤔

@jittlelatoogenshmirtygoofenfym

2 жыл бұрын

@@them_that_loudly it just is

Sniper Nano is actually terrifying.

@MLPIceberg

4 жыл бұрын

And I thought I was good... playing battlefield that is... he's... a monster with a bolt action... keep him away from me, please. lol

@darthjayder9914

2 жыл бұрын

thats what i wish to aspire to in video games. "they are literally walking in front of my gun I don't have to do anything." genghisjayder kill count 23

5:20 lad takes the time out of the war to admire the flowers (colorised 2020)

8:10 that scene was like straight from a movie...

@devinaschenbrenner2683

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually pretty close to what happened. It was kinda shit show for a few days at Normandy with pockets of Germans and paratroopers all over the place and no real front line established yet. Chaos. Pure chaos.

@el_cenicero

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, you can even imagine it. The guy being brutally gunned down after cursing his fellow soldiers (the protagonists) for mistaking him for the enemy and trying to kill him. Almost the same ghoulish sense of humor from Saving Private Ryan. Y'know, when a soldier takes off his helmet 'cause he was shot there, just to be shot *again* right after and die.

In World War 2 vaulting wasn't invented yet. Everyone knows that it was invented by Kenedy Vaultington in 1894, when he tried to hump a wall

@33rdswifty82

4 жыл бұрын

@Federal Bureau of Investigation r/wOoOOsH

@Jesus_3232

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Stalin lol

@anthonyminarik1962

4 жыл бұрын

Another reason BFV is very unrealistic

@dontmindme.justaguy

4 жыл бұрын

Well actually it was invented by the Romans but lost when Rome fell, it was rediscovered by a French soldier on the front lines in WWI as a more effective means of getting out of his trench and charging his enemies, but because it was just a more effective means of suicide it didn't catch on. It wasn't until WWII where said french soldiers children used it to run away from instead of towards the Germans did it became widely known.

@gerbenvanessen

4 жыл бұрын

was invented by Napoleon, the voltiguers and shit.

I've seen this video so many times and I still think the flower guy is the most wholesome video game moment I've ever seen. He was just so happy and impressed about something that many people even nano just walked passed not thinking of it.

8:24 Well...that's a quite immersive scream.

@snagsTS

4 жыл бұрын

I know! I scrolled through so many comments to finally get to this 😭🤣

15:03 Yeah, that would be pretty mindblowing...

@xsham6224

4 жыл бұрын

jfk v2.0 ....sorry...

@Sapphiregamer8605

3 жыл бұрын

Literary

8:50 Thank Christ for the open bolt delay

@joshuabrown7815

3 жыл бұрын

That guy better thank his fucking lord that he wasn’t using a BAR

@VK-jy3pi

2 жыл бұрын

My man almost got a .30 to .50 calibre to the noggin.

5:13 - Robert Capa's British cousin, Percy Capa - wartime flower photographer.

@crook7493

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds Australian

Ray: I am gonna go out and murder that guy. That guy kills him. Ray: never mind that, don't go out. I got murdered instantly.

12:47 a kid playing this instead of fortnite, theres still some hope for the future generation

@niqsy6116

3 жыл бұрын

Tru tru, but I know now why kids play different game then adult's now, adult are toxic sometimes so either they got ignored or they would just bully and kick them lmao

@ignoreddemon1857

3 жыл бұрын

@@niqsy6116 kids can be just as toxic as adults

@skydenhunter3908

3 жыл бұрын

@@ignoreddemon1857 Sometimes more toxic because children don't know better.

@ignoreddemon1857

3 жыл бұрын

@@skydenhunter3908 true

@Average-Friday-Enjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

8:48 seems so accurate for D-day

@Deadsphere

3 жыл бұрын

"I made it to the cliff!" *Blasted by MG fire*

"If you dont believe in explosions they cant hurt you" -Nano 2020

@x3-LSTR-512

4 жыл бұрын

*hear

@cmcphotography1

3 жыл бұрын

I don't believe in bullets

@aople4682

3 жыл бұрын

If I don’t believe in the essay I’m not doing, I don’t have to do it.

14:24 looks like a tank is doing a wheelie

@echo5989

4 жыл бұрын

vroom vroom

@MeatBeatElite

4 жыл бұрын

yea lol

5:14 one of my favourite moment in a KZread video ever. We never appreciate the small things, like the pretty flowers. Very Nice to see and hear

Nano: There's an AT gun here, that's convenient *AT gun Goes boom on the wrong way* Nano: There *Was* an AT gun here...

@Selodes

4 жыл бұрын

Wow almost as if most people here watched the same video :O

@odyssey5329

4 жыл бұрын

Selodes shut your trap, let the man have his fun

@sun_arti0238

4 жыл бұрын

@@Selodes wow almost as if he just wants to highlight one of the funniest things in the video :O

11:15 looks like the stairs from saving Private Ryan that Corporal Upham had his panic attack and let Private Mellish die

"Oh this are nice flowers im taking a screenshot"

that's a legit good spotter & sniper relationship at the end.

2:06 The legend that took a bullet for another solider.

Thank you for featuring the Airborne Museum. Even though this video is somewhat old, please keep donations in mind right now. They made renovations, but the pandemic cancelled all tours. The efforts of many sometimes go unnoticed because our grandfathers, in my case, didn’t tell stories about their actions. They only spoke of those who did not return. These museums honor all who served. Thanks for reading and consider a donation. You can still support them directly on their website under the link “support us”.

"thanks mate :D" **Explodes into 3 pieces**

@ChasenR

3 жыл бұрын

Youre.. wel-...come?..

0:17 like the Saving Private Ryan scene, when the medic is saving a soldier that 1 sec later has a headshot...

**Nano backs on field** Enemy Team: I am not nice.

0:11 that grenade scene

"why are we born" "just to suffer?" Deepest shit ive had all year

The credits... Oh my god. "You'r chances of dying on your Bday is 14%" "Look it up" "Seriously" "Or this video is going to age very bad" "Don't die" "k bye"

4:12 that battlefield music on the background by shooting ppl

Thanks for the update on the museum. My grandfather fought all the way through WW2. From the beaches all the way to Germany. As a kid he told me his stories (not in fall detail). But when I became an adult and joined the military myself he told me all of the darkness of what he experienced. I am privileged of what my grandfather told me as he has never told any other family member apart from myself. RIP Grandfather.

3:13 "you wanna pre fire? Ok let's pre fire"

14:24 A wild british tank hiding from his predators.

@shindeiru1557

3 жыл бұрын

looked like a Cromwell doing a wheelie xD

That flower dude clip was really wholesome.

@crook7493

3 жыл бұрын

He commented in the video lol

Oh my gosh this is the best thing to ever be in my recommended, thank you for this Nano you're now my new favorite youtuber because it's rare that I laugh so hard I fall out of my chair

12:46 -Squeaker inside squad: insta-unenlist snorts in schadenfreud laughter *-"JK, he was actually doing better than most since he actually used his mike" TF2 Heavy laughter*

12:10 reminds me of that one dude from saving private ryan trying to put the sticky on the tiger.

@gravityfel7896

4 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thoughts

3:29 When you friend inspires you but you’re still critically depressed

Imagine Nano excited by using a Tiger killing 100 people and 20 tanks , he is returning to 1944 to change WW2 History

“Nano looks threw binoculars” yup there’s a war going on

That British guy taking a screenshot of those flowers was pretty adorable ngl

9:26 made me laugh so hard that I couldn't stop coughing 2 minutes later

Nano: *i was trained in Stalingrad, in a warehouse* Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well.

@not_fishy7395

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm,an American sniper by the name of Nano trained by Vasily Zaitsyev in a creepy warehouse in Stalingrad. Seems legit

Thanks for supporting the museum Nano, im Dutch myself and im from the city of Arnhem that is next to oosterbeek. Much love and keep it up

14:24 Tank performing a 'wheelie' in the background. XD

8:04 "Oh well, that didn't look like it was in the mind."

Man, mad respect you’re lookin out for the preservation of history. Followed your channel for a long time and never been disappointed, always a good crack. Cool to see you standing and supporting something that is important to this world no matter how small it may seem to the average person. Keep fighting the good fight brothet

Thanks for mentioning the museum! Always nice to see a way to help preserve history!

"I was trained in Stalingrad, inside a warehouse." MEDAL OF HONOR CHADS *RISE UP*

6:25 Can't convince me he is wrong.

Gahhh, Nano’s voice is what makes these videos so funny. I don’t know what country he is from but he sounds like a sweet 6 year old. Like, I can’t get his voice out of my head even throughout the whole day every day hearing it in my head. It’s so freaking funny combined with his videos and jokes 😂😂😂

@genarozetto4285

3 жыл бұрын

Heard hes from Portugal

i've been to that museum several times, its lovely

Dude I love how calm you are, no matter what is happening. Keep up the good work. I dig your channel.

9:38 nano got deep

3:39: German artilary spoter: On target! Load the next exploding beer keg, Hanz! Also can we agree that that winter coat looked doap.

Wow Nano, you've really blown up. Been here since 60k, I appreciate everything you do. Keep up the great work man!

Nano genuinely seems so much happier in these more recent videos. I love it.

I thought those flowers were lovely I really did, lol

4:22 Battlefield V Customization be like:

I love this version of Nano. Sometimes your videos are boring but this time you nailed it.

i love how calm nano is in almost every video even i the face of danger he is just a calm water :)

Nano: No! Don't shoot! It's a tank, I think! German Soldier: Haha, maschinengewehr 42 goes brrrrrrrr

@Mangos1021

4 жыл бұрын

02:18

13:07 when Anne Frank comes down from her attic and the German gets scared

During this quarantine, I have to say that these videos keep my mental health stable, thank you nano.

That museum is like 10km away from me. its pretty cool you get to hold some old rifles and see like some tanks. Had a blast there as a kid.

To be fair, the can't deploy, go home scene at 8:38 was pretty much how it went down in RL lol Was too foggy so they had to delay, they couldnt deploy xD

17:40 hearing a german voice.... while watching a 1903 Springfield do work REALLY had me confused

14:42 hahajaha right on the head.

Good on ya man for supporting the museum!

14:21 caralho, one of the best sniper teams for sure man

@snagsTS

4 жыл бұрын

Brazilian? They work together so well.

1:35 DOOR STUCK

3:30 that had me rolling LOL "thanks mate"... gets blown up

Thanks for the heads up on the Museum.

A tight opening door: exist* Nano : let me in.... let me in! LET ME IN!!!!!!!!

3:50 See that's the advantage you get, as a Catholic you get a 15% prayer buff, Protestants get 10%

@eaterofthings

4 жыл бұрын

As a protestant, I can't say I agree with those numbers.

@Spoon80085

4 жыл бұрын

@@eaterofthings How do you think we beat the Germans? We stacked buffs with prayers before going in, while they only get a smaller passive buff

@eaterofthings

4 жыл бұрын

@@Spoon80085 OK, hold up, who's we?

@Spoon80085

4 жыл бұрын

@@eaterofthings Allies, I'm Irish Catholic and there were some Irish divisions from Boston, as well as France, Italy (after they itallied) and Baltic nation's. Otherwise, it was a joke so please don't behead me like all the other Protestants do ):

@eaterofthings

4 жыл бұрын

@@Spoon80085 I like you already, lol. I'm an American peasant, and I believe the Christians over here are mostly protestant. I won't behead you. My Nonna is from Italy, and she's Roman Catholic.

Been to the oosterbeek museum twice and loved it both times

Nc Upload , Btw your the only one that playing related with wars that I enjoy and entertain by it cant help myself to wish you upload more 👍

This is the earliest Ive been to a video by god and its a good one to

2:57 *Top 5 famous words before death*

Descubrí hoy tu Canal, me gusta ese sentido del humor, que bien contenido

Hey Nano, thank you for the wholesome laughter session. You got my filthy subscription. LOL

9:04 if that was an mg42 he wouldn't be.

When the tigers transmission doesn’t break after 5 miles Hans get the lottery tickets the tiger did the impossible. 🤣🤣🤣

Sickest plug on youtube, thank you for that

I like how he is in war and just taking everything so chilled XD. Like oh a at gun ok..

“I do like cheeseburgers, so I can die for that”.... That is maybe the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard on KZread.

7:53 and that's how the bosnian war started

thanks for supporting the airborne museum, i am from the netherlands and i want to go there once with my father as both me and my dad love ww2 history

ty nano for bringing the awareness for the museum!

not 100% sure but at 1:20 i think that may have been me and a friend in the sherman lol

laughed too hard than i should 3:57

The goofy/super mario laugh @ 4:11 got me XD

watching nanos videos over and over to deal with a tough break up is the best remedy;(