As an avid user of the poll feature I would have liked KZread to have a user poll about it. It’s apolling they didn’t.

@lucie4185

4 жыл бұрын

They should apollogise

@saxx9088

4 жыл бұрын

Evan would be proud

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

*slow clap*

@dominadors4795

4 жыл бұрын

Chefs kiss

@thenaturesystem

4 жыл бұрын

OK everyone! Whoever wants the poll feature to stay, raise your hand. If not, reply with a normal smiley face! 🙋🏼‍♂

How to know if something in Europe is a tourist trap: they have a sign “airconditioning inside” to lure the Americans...

@wolfheart8604

4 жыл бұрын

It actually lures the Brits. We almost never have air conditioning anywhere.

@Helvetica09

4 жыл бұрын

YES!! Also no place has air conditioning here in Switzerland besides the fancy ecological busses...

@ElephantsRock943

4 жыл бұрын

"Airconditionating", common error too.

@violetskies14

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfheart8604 YES we all go oooh air conditioning and walk inside like lemmings. I don't think any other people are so impressed by a cold room lol.

German here, we complain about bread that’s too soft in the sense that there’s almost only white bread / toast type bread to be found in other countries? And that’s just not what we want from a bread, give us sourdough, give us whole grain, give us some taste! It’s not that we want to eat rock hard bread, we do want it to be soft, but only on the inside! A good loaf of bread should have a crunchy, delicious crust and a soft interior. Honestly I’d take almost anything over that soggy, soft, tasteless white stuff that Americans call bread

@Hepsewind

4 жыл бұрын

Come to Belgium we have actual bakeries

@gwennysheppard59

4 жыл бұрын

I lived in china for a year and proper bread was nowhere to be found until one day we stumbled upon a German restaurant/bakery in the middle of Beijing. It was like a tiny piece of heaven.

@guufrff2178

4 жыл бұрын

So relatable

@Yellowtark

4 жыл бұрын

As a french I definitely understand that feeling haha

@MoonRaven1412

4 жыл бұрын

Finn here. I definitely agree. And proper rye bread is nowhere to be found outside Finland. Well, I guess Estonia has it too but I haven' been there for extended time.

The Evan writing on the board made me laugh a lot

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

Catch it in tomorrow’s video too ;)

Irish guy here, Spanish students come here during term and during summer, they are VERY loud. Americans are just more piercing, like even it's a low volume, you still hear it

@calpmaar9520

4 жыл бұрын

So true. They'll have a sweatshirt and a backpack in a park screaming

@caistigh2062

4 жыл бұрын

The Spanish students are more numerous than loud if you ask me... When I see them it's usually at least 20!

@Emmabits

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Spanish students are sooo loud. Made the mistake of getting on the luas with a few all the way from town out to Fortunestown .. it was a lot

@julialopodiez7240

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 we are loud, sorry for that ...

@lauraisasi4634

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh.... I apologise on behalf of all of Spanish students for being loud. I guess that only happens when it's a large group. We usually just want to say something and if someone interrupts us we just speak more loudly and try to continue. It sometimes ends up being a battle of who can get their point across without any other loder voice interrupting. It gets loud and annoying... 🤐 Even for a proud Spaniard.

Stereotype: *exists* Evan: “is this a meme!

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@ricochet4674

4 жыл бұрын

Evan: _gets canceled in that country_

@RichardBarclay

4 жыл бұрын

Stereotypes are a type of meme in the original sense.

@baldursxgate

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Polish (Silesian, but still) and YES. My father blames every single one of his headaches on the car AC 😂 It's beutiful when he comes home, while me (25) and my mother watch TV and he goes "my head...", but we are already laughung. This is basically a daily thing in the summer

@baldursxgate

4 жыл бұрын

Also: people confusing Poles with Russians is a thing in the west of Europe

Dutchies: No, we're not german! Germans: We don't always yell Americans: is the Netherlands a Bundesland in Germany? Netherlands & Germany: both yelling and crying

@Helvetica09

4 жыл бұрын

So you speak german in Switzerland? Swiss people:"NO!!" Every other country: "Yes you do" *swiss person sobbing in swiss*

@lukaseldenrust2637

4 жыл бұрын

Helvetica09 there are French areas and German areas right?

@LeoNie-mc4ft

4 жыл бұрын

@@Helvetica09 But to be honest, its almost impossible to understand swiss-german (don't know if there is a real word for this😂) as a german cizizen😅

@miau6509

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeoNie-mc4ft I would say I mostly understand Swiss German but I'm from Bavaria. Maybe it's more difficult for people from the north... 🤷🏼‍♀️

@LeoNie-mc4ft

4 жыл бұрын

@@miau6509 Hmm, I'm from Baden-Württemberg and now I live direct next to Switzerland and I understand the radio and stuff there, but when someone really starts to speak swiss german, I can't understand anything😂

“do you watch in 4k” *evan you’re boldly assuming I have 4k*

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

*cracks knuckles* you better find an extra k or 2

@IkBenHetLekkerNiet

4 жыл бұрын

@@evan My wifi can't handle that :)

@yellowbubble7

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Evan uploaded in 4k until this video because I was 99% sure I don't have it. I tried changing to that option for funsies; I do not have 4k and will stick with 1080 (my screen can do 1440, but then things get laggy).

Swedish person here; it's actually widely believed here that AC causes diseases like colds and flus. My mom would never let us use the AC on vacation and would always blame the AC if I got a runny nose if I was even near an AC. I guess my mom had some influence on me and I avoid ACs like I avoid going outside right now

@wiktoria6316

4 жыл бұрын

Polish person here and it's exactly the same

@joshina4497

4 жыл бұрын

German here. Same.

@Shalalacls

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Sicily, so not having AC is not really an option, but we also believe it makes you sick... and when we have to sleep with the AC on because it's 40° out and the world around us is on fire, we always wake up with sore necks and a headache.

@johannahellmich4908

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shalalacls oh yes, I hate the sore necks!

@rehurekj

4 жыл бұрын

Czech here and the same but with the notion that its true only if the diff in temperature between inside and outside is like more than 5 degrees or so cos its the transition that gets you not the AC as such( and fact is in in many southern countries they do like to keep their cabs and malls and hotels really cold and it does feel like punch in face every time one opens the door)

"Hello everybody welcome back to slowly making the whole of Europe cancel me"

The German bread thing: We don't like our bread hard, we like it dense

@fhfh4539

4 жыл бұрын

I definitiv like my bread hard

@fhfh4539

4 жыл бұрын

Definitvly???

@jarrad2000

4 жыл бұрын

I can definitely say that besides Zwieback for sick people, I don't know a single German human that likes hard bread. German pidgeons on the other hand...

@wortblume2317

4 жыл бұрын

A good bread needs weight. I hate it when I pick up a supposedly "dark" bread abroad and it is as light as toast.

I normally watch videos on the "auto" quality and (it's on 720p for the most part ) but turned it up to 4k when Evan mentioned and the increased depth of detail you could see was insane - I could see features of Evan's face that I had never seen before and for that reason, I will be returning to 720p

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

Boooo

@Ramtamtama

4 жыл бұрын

@@evan too much of a good thing can be bad for you. Unlike aircon, which is always bad for you.

@justfornow3575

4 жыл бұрын

I got my computer out just to watch this in 4k......this must be what it's like for people to wear glasses for the first time

@wolfheart8604

4 жыл бұрын

Zoe Gordon it is. It’s 144 to 4k

@Charlie-yq8hu

4 жыл бұрын

Me watches in 144 because my internet is bad

We Australians call everything chips. Crisps are chips, fries are (hot)chips, wedges are chips. Most of the time we don’t specify what kind we just psychically know what chips are being suggested.

@ad3z10

4 жыл бұрын

What do you do in the pub where they offer both?

@lou_jane

4 жыл бұрын

@@ad3z10 its not that common in pubs here, but usually you'd ask for a bowl of chips (hot chips/fries) or you'd be asking for a side of chips and it would just be known thats what you mean. The bags of chips (crisps) are usually behind/at the bar if they have them, so you'd go up and ask for a 'bag of chips', you'd generally be specifying a flavour too, so that narrows it down 🤷‍♀️

@sharks2571

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who grew up in Australia but has lived in Ireland and the UK for 5 years, I still call all the potato products which could be called chips, chips. I just don't understand how people don't intrinsically know what type of chips I mean😂🍟

@laurencefraser

4 жыл бұрын

New Zealand (or at least my part of it.) Does the same thing with regards to calling them all chips, generally. Though we'll specify if there's room for confusion. Which can get kinda complicated sometimes. Crisps, oven fries, french fries, 'I sliced up a potato and fried it in a pan' (chips, no other name), non-specific restaurant fries (might be called almost anything, don't quite match any category. You can sometimes get these at random food stalls too.), fish and chips chips (don't fit the other categories but also don't have their own name)... I'm probably forgetting some.

@stayforthepeelpronpls4774

4 жыл бұрын

Same in New Zealand

Yes, Evan, in a bag with the grease and vinegar soaking through and coating your hands and you're drunk and you love your friends and you're walking home from the club at 4am and some random guy yells out to you but he is not catcalling, no no, he is simply admiring your greasy bag of chips and you share an all knowing, post- night out fast food moment laugh and in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

@FleurDeCersier

4 жыл бұрын

dear friend, this comment is absolutely golden and I felt this

@chloe_alien

4 жыл бұрын

why is this not top comment

@hannahofhorror

4 жыл бұрын

Glad y’all appreciate man I wish quarantine was over

How to spot a Danish tourist: - You're in Spain - They are so white, the Sun reflects directly off of them

@gf1917

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that could be anyone north of (and including) the Netherlands.

@TKDDLJ09

3 жыл бұрын

Where else would we go? The alcohol is cheap, the food is good and the sun is out always! 😂

How to recognize a Dutch tourist: they're tall, wear birckenstock shoes and bring their own food.

@celinag1252

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah the Germans and the Dutch really are the same!

Whenever I’ve been in a building in America it has been FREEZING, that air conditioning is cranked right up! Whyyyyy? No wonder Spanish people were a jacket, I had to have jumper on hand for when we got out of the car to go into the shop.

@mc891969

4 жыл бұрын

It's because if it's not on, then it gets really really hot and you can make yourself warmer quicker than you can get cooler.

@stayforthepeelpronpls4774

4 жыл бұрын

Adriana Carlucci yah but why so cold?

@rosefray5984

4 жыл бұрын

Stay for the peel porn Pls exactly aircon is fine as long as I don’t feel like I’ve walked into a fridge

@marisa7976

4 жыл бұрын

american men are obsessed with cranking up the fucking ac

@hermelamarkos3435

4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely hated it. Especially in Las Vegas. I would wake up in the middle of the night to switch off the AC because it was freezing and it was 40°C outside. I always took a fat winter jacket with me to be prepared to get into the shops. I would always get weird looks.

Oh ACs definitely do make me sick. I’m from Northern Europe and I’ve ever only used an AC on a trip in a warmer climate (cause we just don’t need them here, we have radiators instead), and I always end up with a sore throat, coughing my lungs out and blowing my nose every 10sec in a 30 degree weather. I do use them if absolutely necessary and I’m dying of heat but I’m always aware of the outcome if I do switch it on.

@bluester7177

4 жыл бұрын

ACs are tricky because the filter can get dusty so you have to clean it often, I'm Brazilian and I suck at dealing with the heat so I survive half of the year because of it but it requires maintenance.

@WhiteRussianBC

4 жыл бұрын

That's not really a sickness though. It just irritates your airways. You don't get an infection.

@hanbanaroda

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! The planes, the buses, the supermarkets... wearing a scarf really helps, always has one on the airports and even when travelling to hot countries (UAE etc), because their public transport tends to be colder than my fridge 😂

@S2nnuVEVO

4 жыл бұрын

Erwin Pommel usually the ACs tend to be on a very cold setting and then when you go outdoors the difference between the temperatures changes rapidly and it just fucks up my body. I do believe that it could as well just be that my airways are irritated as the previous comment mentioned as well, but nevertheless it rarely has a good outcome.

@Ash.Crow.Goddess

4 жыл бұрын

Please learn science.

Belgian who speaks Dutch here: You can add Flanders (the dutch speaking part of Belgium) to the cancelled list, because apparantly we don't exist ;).

Evan: Makes a joke about not pronouncing anything correctly *1 minute later* mispronounces 'whilst' in a way that made me double check if that was actually what he intended to say

3:37 should also add that after the sunburn, one person in the group will announce they are going for a swim, put one foot into the pool, start complaining about how cold the water is, and get about waist deep in when another British person already in the pool will call out "it's alright once you're in".

@alexswarbrick984

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Mckintyre did a sketch on that. Had me in stitches

@violetskies14

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god we do do that!!

How to spot a Greek tourist: always speaking loudly, coffee and cigarette in hand, “re malaka” , responding to everyone that asks you where you’re from: I’m Greek, you know, we made democracy. 😂😜

@mintteeh1317

4 жыл бұрын

Malaka is my favorite word since playing AC Odyssey

@kayceee6770

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, ciggy and coffee is no joke. I remember talking with a colleague and she'll be drinking a Costa drink about to have a smoke a good amount of times. Fun times. Greeks are great and fun

About the bread being too soft thing: In Germany we're used to whole-grain bread or just bread with a nice crust so when we are in a country where there's mostly just white bread available it does seem too "soft" (and too bland) to us. We don't eat "hard" bread as in stale bread, there's just usually more Biss (sth to bite) to German bread.

Evan: like fairy bread?? Australians: *visible confusion*

@laurenk5098

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 i actually had a moment! Haha

Maybe why I walk so fast was a triple combo of Russian, gay, and having a tall family to keep up with all my life

@dinarafaizullina5645

4 жыл бұрын

plus living in a big city. people in Moscow are fast as hell.

@SamA-hz8ev

4 жыл бұрын

My mom is Russian, we live in America sorry for the confusion

I used to live in Florida. I had to carry a cardigan around so I could cover up in stores. I would sometimes forget it in my car and would go back because the shops were sooo cold - especially Target! Hated the AC. Oh and bags of chips are waxed so no they don't get greasy.

@MAUVE5

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going to live in Florida for a while and I think I will just bring some winter clothes for the AC just in case. Anything below 20°C or 68°F is way too cold to me

@cluelessbecks1268

4 жыл бұрын

waxed chip bags?? here (edi, scotland) we just have a thick paper bag, that's so strange lol

@cadenwatts1773

4 жыл бұрын

@@MAUVE5 don't feel this way, I live in Florida and yes the ac can be a bit on the cooler side sometimes but when it's over 36°C or 98°F for a good 7 months out of the year, as it currently is, the ac comes in much help.

@Cat-sw3jn

4 жыл бұрын

@@MAUVE5 just bring some cardigans and jumpers you can put on when you go in a store or restaurant. I think the worst is the contrast when its +35C outside and you walk into a store blasting AC. It feels like you're walking into a freezer.

@Ramtamtama

4 жыл бұрын

@@cluelessbecks1268 I'm now waiting for some Yorkshiremen to continue this

Kiwis are often quieter than Aussies and Pommies, and we usually wear greenstone pendants and say "Kia Ora" when greeting people. That being said, most times we still have to specify "No I'm not Australian".

If an Irish person says "Whats the Craic?" it means "any news" not WhAt KINd OF CraiC Do YOU haVe

@TKDDLJ09

3 жыл бұрын

I aas told while in Ireland that Craic was "fun" is it both?

@worldwidewebEmburr

3 жыл бұрын

@@TKDDLJ09 yes, its both!

@TKDDLJ09

3 жыл бұрын

@@worldwidewebEmburr aaarg. Good to know 😂

@mallardofmodernia8092

3 жыл бұрын

Whats crackin?

Tbh when I saw the title all I could think of was Baga from Drag Race UK😂

@Hexcade

4 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@Jacob-on9sz

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was hoping he referenced lmao

@leighbarber8223

4 жыл бұрын

Meeeee toooooo

@hannamakowska3387

4 жыл бұрын

same 😂

Nobody: Have you ever - Every Aussie born prior to 2010: *roundhouse kicks the nearest lighthouse door down* "EVER FELT LIKE THIS!"

@Lalsdragon

4 жыл бұрын

...Have strange things happened...

@rozzie652

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lalsdragon are you going round the twist

@cactusanonorange7463

4 жыл бұрын

We watched that in year 6 at my British primary school

@Jellibox

4 жыл бұрын

Are you going round the twist?

@TheCimbrianBull

4 жыл бұрын

I have heard this one before but I don't remember where from. Is it a movie or a series?

Saying dude isn't only a Californian thing; It's also an American Lesbian thing.

@ma0487

4 жыл бұрын

its international lesbian language dude 🌍🏳️‍🌈💕

Russian woman speaking: we love dressing up and wearing heels, especially with the whole corona thing I’d literally go for groceries in heels... if i didnt live in rural Germany and get mad stares FRaU WAS MaCHEn SIE VoR BEruF hmmMmM

@esthermigo3009

4 жыл бұрын

FROLLEIN WAS SOLL DENN DAS

@HuSanNiang

4 жыл бұрын

Frau, was sind sie vom Beruf -- sounds better

@priestrat

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no, people look at you if you go to the supermarket completely overdressed?? Unbelievable.. Must be so difficult to deal with :(

@Lexor888

4 жыл бұрын

Don't change it, I like looking at russian women because they dress up like they were going out - but don't expect me to ask anyone of you out, I don't wann die (yet) XD

@TKDDLJ09

3 жыл бұрын

So my friend who is Russian always, always dresses so fancy, even though she has been in my country since she was a child. It makes so much sense. He other russian friends also dress fancy as hell and wear heels to everything even school 😂😂😂 so its just a russian thing and not a her thing 🤣

German here, I also kinda feel like A/C causes illnesses, but not the A/C itself but rather the fact that we're not used to it - when I was in the States a couple of years ago, I pretty much had a cold constantly, despite it being the height of summer. Personally, i felt like the problem was that it was so hot outside (like 38°C/100°F) that I would wear as little clothing as possible, but then spend a lot of time in buildings where i didn't have any control over the temperature, and which were generally kept colder than most buildings at home, so I was just freezing all the time.

@noniLaus

4 жыл бұрын

Same, the only times I’ve been exposed to A/C‘s is on airplanes (I get sick every single time) and during my exchange semester where the office I worked in had A/C (spent the entire 6 months with a cold and the last two weeks knocked out with a high fever in a hotel room lmao). I had a 10 hours long distance flight in freaking August once and wore my winter coat just to keep myself warm in the plane... I still got sick and was freezing the entire time 😂 The subways there were also so brutally air conditioned that in summer in tropical heat where you can feel the sweat pouring down just a second after stepping outside I still had to bring a jacket to not freeze to death on the subway 😂

@gaildahlas

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this with aeroplane A/C. In any other environment I just get too cold and leave ASAP, but you can't escape a plane :/ Turns out A/C can take a lot of the humidity out of the air (sometimes causing respiratory tract irritation due to dryness), and if any dust, pollen, etc is flying around in that closed system it can make things worse too. Gotta have good filters. (I usually find that wearing a scarf or something to avoid breathing bone-dry air can help me avoid getting sick on those plane trips, though)

@niamhstanley

4 жыл бұрын

I second this! In the U.K. we obviously have no Aircon & I feel like whenever I go on holiday and have it, it always makes me cough & I’ll get ill at some point. I think in the USA because they are so used to it, they feel weird without it, whereas a lot of Europe is the opposite.

@txrhv9743

4 жыл бұрын

It depends if it runs of a water tank because it can collect bugs and germs and spread disease easily some disease 10-20 years ago in the uk I think it was making people very sick

@IONATVS

4 жыл бұрын

Major desert survival tip: if it’s above human body temperature out, you’re actually making yourself HOTTER by wearing light clothing. The question stops being ‘how do I eject my body heat as quickly as possible’ to ‘how do I keep the heat from getting in’. That’ll also make the blasting air conditioning more comfy. Ideal is many layers that are individually light and breathable so you can still get full effect of wind chill and evaporative cooling (sweating).

I fear this may disappoint you but I don't even watch it full screen on my phone as read comments while watching the video.

@conormurphy4328

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@simonlovec5570

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even watch it I just listen.

... did evan pronounce whilst (while-st) as will-st? that made me deeply uncomfortable

@mldag1678

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes he did. It made me uncomfortable too

@adampoultney8737

3 жыл бұрын

Tut tut this will not do

I had a fit of laughter "i'm Lebanese love my country" BAHAHA

As a Californian: Dude is a very important part of my vocabulary. As someone living in Scotland: Can confirm, it rains a lot. Except during lockdown, we've had some fantastic weather the past month. Also except when I have family visiting; It's been all sunshine the week they've been here, so they have also accused us in the UK of lying about the weather.

@Earthcomputer

4 жыл бұрын

I hope the week they've been there isn't the same week of the lockdown xD

@dwc1964

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the confirmation! (I was surprised as hell to see my comment get read!) BTW, are you from NorCal or SoCal? I'm NorCal (Bay Area, my entire life), and my SoCal friends are even more about the "dude" than we are up here. I've gotten into some discussions, where it's become clear that outside of California, "dude" = male, while in California _everyone_ is "dude" (and one SoCal friend corrects me: not just everyone, but every _thing_ is "dude").

@elisabethpfeiffer8795

4 жыл бұрын

I say dude all the time and I’m technically Californian, but I only lived there until I was 4 so... I dunno if I really got it from California or somewhere else...

You're just digging a hole with this "bags of chips" thing Evan! I have them in all my local chippies and live smack bang in the middle of the country..no where near a seaside! (or...as 'nowhere near' as you can get on this small island). And our bags of chips are usally surrounded by newspaper to help with leaky excess grease. Chips are real gross when you actually think about it.

@KellyIsShort

4 жыл бұрын

I find this amusing because I live right by the ocean but our chippies come in those boxes or those white holder things. Only get a bag at a fast food place 😂

@eline.de.allerbeste

4 жыл бұрын

Digging a hole like the Germans on the Dutch beaches!!

@PoppyCorn144

4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Smith I live in London cheek by jowl with hipsters - we have bags of chips wrapped in paper, unless you’re ordering chicken and chips then it comes in the box with the chicken. My local chippy tried to introduce those yellow styrofoam boxes for fish suppers and I wouldn’t have it, by the time you get home the fish is limp and the chips are soggy due to the condensation. I’m sure the paper is cheaper anyway.

@conormurphy4328

4 жыл бұрын

PoppyCorn144 the styrofoam boxes are good if you’re eating straight out of the shop

@lordpiggington5259

4 жыл бұрын

I bloody love me local chippie Its part of t novelty in Yorkshire

Evan: "Does that mean I'm finally not cancelled in France?" Side Evan: Looks genuinely proud and overwhelmed whilst rubbing off France from the cancel list Also Evan: Jokes about someone not being able to spell queue Side Evan: Look of disbelief and disappointment as he proceeds to add France back to the cancel list

i was dying laughing at the bit where he was writing and erasing where he’s cancelled in the world

‘The welsh deserve better’ yes we do, every summer I have to listen to the English butcher our language on holiday and do the weird shouty accent that nobody has :/

@francesatty7022

4 жыл бұрын

@@EaterOfBaconSandwiches I'm English! I can say dw i'n hoffi te...

@y_fam_goeglyd

4 жыл бұрын

@@francesatty7022 Da iawn!

@y_fam_goeglyd

4 жыл бұрын

@@EaterOfBaconSandwiches My eldest and youngest. Both went to Swansea university (brought up in E Anglia. Their dad's English, they're born and bred in England, I'm Welsh). Both decided that leaving Wales would break their hearts. After her first year when I took my youngest back in the September, she got so excited on seeing the bilingual signposts as soon as we crossed the bridge. She said it felt like everything was right again - and she doesn't even drive! 😂

@corruptedcola393

4 жыл бұрын

It's alright every day in England we have to listen to English people butchering our language.

@bethspall4458

4 жыл бұрын

I’m Welsh and English (Welsh from my mum’s side, Aberystwyth)... it doesn’t matter what country you’re from, people always butcher the language no matter the language.

This video should just be called "Offending the entirety of Europe"

@frankbruder3097

4 жыл бұрын

But he didn't offend Portugal nor Luxembourg nor Denmark nor Hungary nor Croatia nor ... He didn't offend anywhere near the _entirety_ of Europe. Your comment calling the handful nations that he offended 'the entirety of Europe' is offending all of the remaining nations though, so with your comment it is completed.

@niamhiebeanie8661

4 жыл бұрын

It was a joke

@EmonEconomist

4 жыл бұрын

...and Australia.

@matty6848

4 жыл бұрын

Frank Bruder yes but they are nothing countries in Europe.

@gf1917

4 жыл бұрын

@@ErwinPommel Eurovision agrees.

The cool Evan in charge of the whiteboard made me laugh so much I don’t know why

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

Shades = cool haha

I got into an Evan Edinger video 2 weeks in a row... I am truly honoured

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

Good comments ;)

I love that running joke with Sad Evan in Shades writing the places you've been cancelled in.

@connorm1068

4 жыл бұрын

The white board might be my favorite part of this video

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

Well wait till this Sunday 😎

how to spot icelandic people: you cant cause we're so few also **speaking alien language**

@gachaelephant6841

4 жыл бұрын

Iceland *alien language* Me a Hungarian *Pathetic*

@ayellowpapercrown6750

4 жыл бұрын

I thought icelandic wasnt that bad until i heard that song released by their tourist agency (i think it was called the a to z to iceland) and i was like what the fuck son

@lilyydotdev

4 жыл бұрын

@@ayellowpapercrown6750 yeah it was "a to ö" of iceland cause ö is the last letter of our alphabet. it also happens to be a very good letter for use as an "OMG" emoji

@gf1917

4 жыл бұрын

Your alien language is the most beautiful Germanic language, at least to my Hungarian ears.

as an australian, air conditioning is essential! i can't sit in the house when its 40°c without some cooling👀

Thank you for posting twice a week! It is much needed (but stop if it gets too much) I love this comments community thing you’re doing :)

Evan, to say "Is Manc weather really that bad?" is painful for me. My road constantly floods and I don't even live near a river. We know the local police officers because we see them once a month when our road floods and I bring them cups of tea in wellies. It rains so much my town was almost completely underwater from when a dam to a reservoir almost broke from excessive rainfall. When I was little and lived more in the Derbyshire area we would know our local farmer so that when it snowed they could take us primary school children to school in a tractor trailer. My school was once on BBC news for being the only primary school in the UK still open because we have dealt with snow so much we are just used to it. Evan, we don't just like to complain. It legit is just REALLY bad weather in the North. You really should visit sometime :) lmao

@chloe_alien

4 жыл бұрын

The Peak District legit just fucks up the climate a little bit I think. There’s some kind of geographical explanation

@catherine865

4 жыл бұрын

Manchester is particularly bad because of the pennines, it causes water to condense and fall on Manchester

@johnleonard9090

4 жыл бұрын

Catherine Sadler, it’s why Manchester had the cotton mills the damp air stopped the cotton from breaking as often

@antonycharnock2993

4 жыл бұрын

@@chloe_alien Rain shadow. When I drive across the woodhead from Sheffield, sometimes you can see the rain clouds clinging to the hills over Manchester.

@JC-wi7vm

4 жыл бұрын

@@antonycharnock2993 You guys are all just describing where I live. The Pennines means it rains all the time. Cotton mills everywhere. Woodhead means I can just see rain clouds when coming home and it's just sad really. Either way though Evan should visit the north.

Spanish students are very loud, especially at eight in the morning and there's ten of them sitting behind you on Dublin Bus and you're in no mood to tell them to shut up

@JUSTbcn

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry to read that :D I'm from Barcelona and worked at the Olympic harbour and had to put up with all those Brits and possibly some Irish tourists too on my morning bus. I think it's more the people and the mood they're in than where they're from. You're going to work and they're out to have fun, that simple :)

@sophieclowry872

4 жыл бұрын

@@JUSTbcn exactly I understand. It's just that early in the morning a LOT of people in Dublin don't want to deal with noisy students

@crimson1453

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the excitement of the trip, sorry that they were rude. Spanish people just talk VERY loudly, especially when we're excited.

@im_so_bored3896

4 жыл бұрын

@@sophieclowry872 eh dublin is the type of city where you just get lost and comfortable so you get to being your loud self.....lol

@trespeter

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry I was an English language teacher in Dublin Spanish student are the loudest... they're one of the friendliest but definitely loudest

Rain the the UK: - the west coast is wet, most of the central and eastern areas are drier due to the rain shadow effect. - Bristol gets approximately the same amount of rain as Glasgow, it's a west coast thing, not a north/south thing. - the wettest part of the UK is the Lake District (in England!) - the driest part of the UK is in the south east of England, in rural Essex. I studied meteorology at uni, please stop saying Scotland rains all the time, thanks bye

@lauren.r29

3 жыл бұрын

Hannah Thom Noble I mean tbh it does rain all the time up here haha, I’d love to study meteorology is it hard?

@martinshepherd8041

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Bristolian and our weather is fairly decent, I think you may be confused with Cornwall

These new video's bring me joy..thanks dude :D x

56 seconds ago... that’s when you know isolation got you

Unpopular opinion: i love Evan’s accents and think they are really funny!

I enjoy these community videos! They genuinely make me laugh out loud!

In Ireland we get chips in a brown bag that’s like metallic on the inside so it keeps the chips warm and stops the grease from getting through (not completely but it does a decent job)

I love the polls! Dutch tourists will find each other by nature like a magnet by their dutch accent probably 😂

@Kevichkovil

4 жыл бұрын

If it isn't the accent it is "het steenkolen Engels".

@wingedyera

4 жыл бұрын

Wat ar yoe takking about. We Dutch spiek perfekt english.? ;P

My mottos is that if there's a German bakery or s Jewish bakery near you then you can't complain about where you live

@niamhstanley

4 жыл бұрын

The truest statement I’ve ever read. German pastries & Jewish rye bread - two of the best things on this earth.

@skyfallrao2095

4 жыл бұрын

And it’s the best if there’s 2 together bc they all equal

@jonevans6446

4 жыл бұрын

So i can conplain since non of them are in my area

@dwc1964

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonevans6446 you can, and should. take up a petition. everyone needs a strudel and/or a pastrami on rye available to them

@jonevans6446

4 жыл бұрын

@@dwc1964 how would that help

Loving the community videos!

My favourite community video so far! I really liked the mini-sketch with the 'Places Evan has been cancelled from'

Honestly, air conditioning is really bad for the planet. Qatar has the greatest carbon footprint per capita because air conditioning is everywhere over there in the desert, I'm pretty sure they even air-condition outside in the street. It isn't even hot for that long in Britain in the summer. Unless you're 90 and you can die in 40 degree weather, just have a cold shower. IMO.

@Lena-vm9oo

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@MostlyPennyCat

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it's not bad for the planet, burning fossil fuels is. Stop burning fossil fuels, now air conditioning is fine.

@nevreiha

4 жыл бұрын

Qatar isn't it?

@juststaysadjst6251

4 жыл бұрын

@@nevreiha yeah... right

@juststaysadjst6251

4 жыл бұрын

@@MostlyPennyCat yeah kind of. I mean many countries are massively increasing their investment into biofuel which is counterproductive. Solar energy might not be as environmentally friendly as we thought but maybe nuclear can save us. With 10 billion people it seems inevitable that we will battle with our environmental impact on our planet even if we virtually eliminate fossil fuels. I hope that I don't come across too much as those human hating people who wish for our extinction.

Got yelled at for my French conjugation by an elderly French man while in Austria trying to raise money for charity with Young Austria (who was hosting us; we were American student ambassadors. Young Austria is like an Austrian coed scouting organization). I was trying to be nice, but all I got was yelled at; he didn’t even acknowledge the fact that we were in Austria and I was American and trying to be nice by speaking to him in his native language.

@cla_rence

4 жыл бұрын

Not to try and find an excuse for this guy (he was clearly a huge jerk), but I find that in France we are taught to be excessively proud of our language, to the extent that it's not uncommon to be ridiculised if you say something wrong. There's like this national myth of sort that French is such a pure and beautiful language that it shouldn't be altered in any way. It's the result of hundreds of years of linguistic politics that tried to make local dialects disappear, making it forbidden to speak Breton in schools in Bretagne for instance... Anyway, all of that can explain why some French people feel so entitled, even when they're abroad (which doesn't make it ok)

@Kevichkovil

4 жыл бұрын

As a Dutch person who lived in France for 6 months i have to tell you. Don't worry it wasn't your fault. The French are just pretentious egotistical dicks. I lived with a French family and their son who is 2 years older than me. And only came out of high school 3 years before and had English in school and for his exam. Forgot everything and couldn't talk any word of English.

@funkyfranx

4 жыл бұрын

Kevichkovil France just cancelled you

@LuneP

4 жыл бұрын

I studied french for a semester and my teacher told us that even tho french people hate when someone else talks to them in english, they hate even more if someone else talks to them in broken french, guess it must be true

@justelliot4870

4 жыл бұрын

@@cla_rence really? You can't speak Breton in Breton schools? Now that's wrong. That's like Spain not letting the Basque speak Basque in schools.

Loving these community videos! And all the work you’ve been putting into the setup/editing/production is so cool to see 🤩

Why is Evan cancelled here in Scotland?, HES THE ONLY KZreadR WHO TALKS ABOUT US 😂

Have to admit, I've been that German complaining about soft bread a number of times 😅 (although usually not loudly^^)

@diarahaas7472

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Also German, and a Butterbrot cannot be made with toast.

@joshina4497

4 жыл бұрын

Everytime I go to a different country, I miss the good german bread... not really because the other bread is too soft tho, just because it tastes like nothing

@witchwithpurpose6932

4 жыл бұрын

And especially that American frickery of a "bread"

@judith769

4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised they didn't mention complaining about sweet bread!

@imnotsocreative5985

4 жыл бұрын

Me on the other hand, a Belgian living in Poland, I always complain about how hard Polish bread it 😂

I remember a family holiday in france where the french waiter noticeabley was so much more friendly when he found out we were irish not english!

@Pulsar-1919

4 жыл бұрын

When we were in France we made sure to emphasise that we were Irish, not English 😂

I subscribed for that screech thing you do when you find something funny. I watched 3 vids in a row and each time I also burst out laughing so I'm now a subscriber. I love Genuine reactions. They get me every time

As a Welsh person, going to Europe is kind of great because when we’re in restaurants/hotels/etc and the staff start doing the polite thing of asking “where are you from, how long are you here” you can see them visibly perk up when they hear wales instead of England. Usually followed by a very enthusiastic “Ah! Rugby!” I don’t go abroad often but I’ve had this happen in Italy, Greece, and multiple times in France.

To summarize the Belgian problem, Dutch Belgians and French (Flemish and Wallonian respectively!) Have contempt for each other that rivals English Canada vs, well... Québec :)

@alldamnnamesaretaken

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Walloons despise the French more than they dislike the Flemish, they are worried about the rhetoric of some Flemish nationalists though and one party in particular is causing tensions. The hatred in Flanders towards Walloons is strong though, alltough people in regions bordering the Netherlands tend to hate the Dutch more than they "despise" the Walloons But every province in Belgium has high regional pride and every Belgian can unite behind the idea that people from Antwerp are the worst on the planet and the people from Western Flanders have a speech impediment and that Liege/Luik is full of trash people I moved to Limburg from Flemish Brabant I noticed a bit more hostility towards Walloons and the French language than in Brabant but it's nothing compared to the Hatred towards the Dutch.

@ayellowpapercrown6750

4 жыл бұрын

alldamnnamesaretaken i never knew belgium was such a warzone wow i thought yall were all smiles and fries

@Pattytjee

4 жыл бұрын

@@alldamnnamesaretaken At least I don't live on a parking lot.

@im_so_bored3896

4 жыл бұрын

@@alldamnnamesaretaken cannot be worse than the inter ethnical hatred in the balkans. tho i have 2 dutch friends who always say the belgians are retarded.

Based on friends from online gaming, Spanish are most certainly one of the loudest nationalities whilst also speaking at 3x the speed of anyone else.

@user-qp9uc9xx8d

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, we can’t help it

I imagine someone has already said this, but yes, Manchester is renowned for its wet climate - which is why so many cotton mills were based in the area, the moisture in the air helped prevent the delicate cotton fibres from breaking as they were spun…

the thing about the British and weather for me is that we talk about the weather so much because there's SO MUCH WEATHER - in 3 days you can have a temperature difference of over 20 degrees, the gulf stream brings a lot of rain, but occasional northerly winds make it very dry and cold, and a southerly wind can make it very dry and hot (and both of these depend on whether the gulf stream has shifted north or south of the isles, which climate change is making increasingly erratic). A friend of mine from California once asked what clothes she should pack for visiting the UK for a week in June, and all the advice I could give her was "it probably won't snow???" - seasons mean nothing, averages mean nothing. A drought is as likely as a flood in any given summer or winter, and we've had summers where we've had maybe a week of weather over 15C and other summers where we've barely had a week of weather below 20C. there's a lot of weather to talk about. Also, I agree with the comment about London not being rainy - the West coast and the north get the brunt of the rain (as it comes in off the Atlantic on the gulf stream) and most of it has fallen on Ireland, Wales and the rest of the west coast, leaving it only as light clouds and maybe a little drizzle by the time it arrives in London. If you lived even as far west as Swindon, you'd get a lot more rain. (hello, I am your stereotypical weather obsessed Welsh person)

Add wales to the list of places you’ve been cancelled. I was touched when you said justice for Wales AND THEN YOU HAD TO RUIN IT with the free willy comment 😂

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

I’m just glad you got the joke haha

Did anyone hear him say "mayANASSA"

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

German

@ashthemobileking8682

4 жыл бұрын

@@evan oh lol I am stupid

@ireaut9322

4 жыл бұрын

@@evan that's not even correct

@MrsBigBrownie

4 жыл бұрын

@@evan That's definitely not how we say it though haha

@hermelamarkos3435

4 жыл бұрын

@@evan Why do Americans always pronounce the German "e" as "a"? I noticed that a lot.

Very funny videos. Thank you Evan.

I love your intros. The idea of picking your intro from the comments is genius and this one was brilliant. Had to pause and compare the end and beginning of the sentence leading to the middle😅 ... ok, now to watch the other 12:18 minutes of this video🤣

Mayonazi? DID YOU JUST SAY MAYONAZI?

@radioheadlover09

4 жыл бұрын

He said mayonahzz

@annikadalley7397

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say it was closer to mayonahzeh - I think he was trying to emulate the german pronunciation

The video uploads on Thursdays are the golden nuggets of my week.

How to tell a Scottish tourist from an English one: the Scots are asking how to say "third degree sunburn" in the host language.

"whilst" is pronounced like "while" with an -st on the end lmao not like "will-st"

“Hello and welcome to another episode of Buzzfeed unsolved”

@funkyfranx

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

@@funkyfranx me neither

3:30 I've never heard pronounce 'whilst' like that before (I pronounce it like while-st). Is that an American thing or just an Evan thing?

@whitej7888

4 жыл бұрын

Probs just evan tbh

@emjayay

4 жыл бұрын

Americans never say "whilst" at all, ever.

@muhilan8540

4 жыл бұрын

The "Evan way" is the only way I've heard it pronounced Edit: Every dictionary ever says while-st guess everyone around me says it wrong which makes sense since we seldom say it or hear it anyway

@nathanbrown492

4 жыл бұрын

Whilst is a British term, TIL

@cammarc

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanbrown492 I'm still having a hard time believing that

I love these videos so much

“Hello everybody and welcome come back to the deepest parts of my brain.”

Loving the Thursday uploads 👌👌

Have you never heard “he/she thinks they’re all that and a bag of chips!”

@judgejudyslover

4 жыл бұрын

Think that’s American

@emjayay

4 жыл бұрын

@@judgejudyslover (American) - and I always thought of it like what you would call a "packet of crisps". But now my horizons have been broadened.

the places Evan is canceled joke was so funny. Just the oh so disappointed look each time a new country was added. Ah perfection

These really make my day (: take care, Evan!

AC is so bad for the environment and it ruined my lungs after one week in NYC. I couldnt breath from my nose

@emjayay

4 жыл бұрын

Your lungs and your nose have nothing really to do with each other, and AC has nothing to do with your problem. Most likely some pollen you haven't encountered before.

@lukedoherty8062

4 жыл бұрын

emjayay to be fair air conditioning takes moisture out the air so this is plausible as it makes the air dryer

@victoriab8186

4 жыл бұрын

@@emjayay definitely the drying aspect of AC. I find it really hard/sometimes painful to breath through my nose when there's strong AC becuase it drys my nose out so much. This is mainly an issue on planes, but it's a very different issue to pollen (opposite effects usually)

The one time I let the AC run in our room while on holiday, I got sick in under a day. No, thanks. No more.

i've never watched a video in 4k until this one. i switched it over once you mentioned it to appreciate it appropriately.

@evan

4 жыл бұрын

Ah thanks! I find it so much nicer if you have a 4K screen

"Hello and welcome to me failing not to offend a bunch of countries" That would be great - also I love your slightly controversial videos 😆😆

Hello everybody and this is the way, may the force be with you, I have the high ground.

@TheRibottoStudios

4 жыл бұрын

@Mary Grace Bitting indeed. Hope this is the intro used on sunday lol

For Brits, "Dude" is 1980s along with "Most Excellent", "Bodacious" and anything else from Bill & Ted, Wayne's World or the Turtles...

@conormurphy4328

4 жыл бұрын

Party on Vijay

@dwc1964

4 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is, the '80s is when Brits became aware of SoCal

I'm perfectly fine with Evan only making Reddit videos and then making videos responding to those Reddit videos

This series is just Evan offending every single person in the world😂

Every time he says "bag of chips" my brain goes to RuPaul's drag race. "MUCH BETTA!"

You want to stop the bag getting soggy with your chips-> get a chip barm and the barn acts as a barrier and absorbs the salt and vinegar and a yummy barm at the end especially if it’s buttered and the scraps are stuck to it 😍😍😍

@s.osullivan1193

4 жыл бұрын

is that another word for a chip butty?

@sarahhardy8649

4 жыл бұрын

Prefer a Stottie myself.

@conormurphy4328

4 жыл бұрын

S. O'Sullivan yep

@Ramtamtama

4 жыл бұрын

I think you'll find it's a chip *cob*

@dutchgamer842

4 жыл бұрын

A bag of chips is made by Lay's. The other things are called fries.

I live in the uk and I never actually realised until I was like 14 that people have proper air conditioning in their home and it wasn't just a supermarket and a few restaurants thing.

Defo realised about the focus when I came to watch this video and was like YIKES Evan is FOCUSED today 👀