I wished Tahir said “stop touching me” when Pat scratched his head 😂😂😂😂

@tiarad9235

3 жыл бұрын

I said the same exact thing 😂😭

@j_afeth

3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking that haha

Tahir not busting out laughing and staying angry when Pat said 'dad?' is why he's a pro. I definitely busted out laughing

@DivaAP08

3 жыл бұрын

I died, like wait your dad is so cute, I have questions

@kermitthegod1823

3 жыл бұрын

*bursting. Busting reminds me of something I shouldn't be thinking of this month

@Dumblessed

3 жыл бұрын

@@kermitthegod1823 sicko

@meelahmanifestslove

3 жыл бұрын

I did too 😂😂😂 and then the face he made when he said it

“Let your hair down and it’ll be cocaine Christmas!” 🤣

@TeEzYDaGoaT

3 жыл бұрын

I died!😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I knew Tahir had it when he said "NO, IT'S YOUR SCALP!" 😭😭

@esmooth919

2 жыл бұрын

That's on the same level as "This is me, your comb." 🤣🤣🤣

He calling him “nyagga” & enunciating almost every word like an angry black mom yelling about grades 😭😂

@meelahmanifestslove

3 жыл бұрын

Lol like stink meaner off boondocks

HOW TF DID COUNTRYSIDE PICKLE FINGERS NOT GET HIM?!

@user-sx7xn9td3n

3 жыл бұрын

It got me lol

@Rastadon60

3 жыл бұрын

Pat imma need you to never let tahir do you in like this again lol

@ihavfavour

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂y’all crazy bro 💪🏾🔥his comebacks were amazing tho 💯

@CatsAndPokemon

3 жыл бұрын

I got you pat I just spent the last 5 minutes screeching off that one 😂😂😂

@21DRANKZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@CatsAndPokemon is it a real thing🤔

Might be Tahir's best ADD performance yet 😂

@MrKB209

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely his best.

@bigfleece

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he been putting up L’s for a long time glad he finally gave himself a boost

@itube316

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, his best was debating against Spades! Classic!

@JayStallworth

3 жыл бұрын

Watching him yell was hilarious too 🤣

@melamela.

3 жыл бұрын

definitely!

“I’ve never seen Rick and Morty....Ohh Ricky Martin” lol

@B.G.N.A.

3 жыл бұрын

He was tryna counter his story and make him laugh, It almost worked😂😂😂😂

Tahir came in hot lmfao 😂😂😂

@DivaAP08

3 жыл бұрын

So hot, I am glad that this zoom call was off video and muted 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iamalegend5620

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he did

When Tahir said “that one wasn’t me”, that had me weak lol

@aleksdidit8926

Жыл бұрын

me too bruh

Tahir’s Ringtone..!!!! 😂😂😂 “Who’s Next? GO GO GO GO GO GO”

@russelljohnson437

3 жыл бұрын

Yo it was fire

@keepinguphuh7973

3 жыл бұрын

That shit was funny 😭😭😭😭

“You don’t know who it is?” “...dad?” 😭😭

@tlcjanetfan

3 жыл бұрын

That had me rollin'! 😂😂😂

@kayekoe

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Pat’s scalp: “I don’t get to talk to nobody!” LMAOOOOO

Tahir's bad news idea was the best in a while. He was on a roll and didn't let the verbal speed bumps stop him.

How is Pat's scalp this amped?! LOOOOL Tahir!

@Pasicho

3 жыл бұрын

After years of neglect his scalp has had enough.

@egoodmon

3 жыл бұрын

Its level orange lol

@A.Simone

3 жыл бұрын

I mean look at those roots 😂😂

I feel like a “PRIGSERNOR” 🤦🏾‍♂️ 🧏🏾‍♂️ Hey Tom

@savheem

3 жыл бұрын

@@itriggerpeople4433 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Keziah2447178

3 жыл бұрын

@@itriggerpeople4433 back to you, Tom

@LarrySwishamane

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Pat. We got Tom on Line 2

@camrendavis6650

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Tom! I think Tahir was trying to say "prisoner" in reference to Patrick's entangled scalp. Sounds to me like Tahir should get entangled in a dictionary. Thanks Tom, back to you! 🤣🤣🤣

@ritaree123

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Pat missed a golden opportunity Pat: I'm a sexual therapist and I've got some bad news. Tahir: really? Pat: Yea...She's not rocking with this

@reddsmoke904

3 жыл бұрын

That prolly woulda made Tahir break lmao

@venus3923

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@yeison7228

3 жыл бұрын

“She’s called us multiple times saying you keep stuttering & somebody named Tom keep banging your line. Who is Tom?”

@angelh6345

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping for a rocking with this joke lol

@tyronbrown8363

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Putting your whole body in those sauces and doing moves that replicate a tarantula" ⚰⚰🤣🤣🤣

“You’re beard looks like a dirty carpet” 😂😂

ITS YA SCALP GOTDAMNIT!!! 😭😭😂🤣🤣

Damn Pat you got killed, but Tahir did an awesome job not laughing because Patrick was funny with those made up names on the requests lol 😂

Bruh “a nappy hornet’s nest” takes the win lmao

@gabrielleashley8939

3 жыл бұрын

Not before I seen the meter moving I thought you were talking about patt ‼

Tahir just looks guilty no matter who’s calling

@kairilyn

3 жыл бұрын

LOLL.

@lizbonita5289

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@B.G.N.A.

3 жыл бұрын

Facts🤣

@CourtneyEmon

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@truthtorpedo4068

Жыл бұрын

😂😭

“Put your head down it’ll look like cocaine Christmas” 😂

@NKAB4

3 жыл бұрын

Now that was funny😂😂😂...

@ssv7887

2 жыл бұрын

WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!

I really started feelin bad for his scalp. He sounded hurt 😭😂

I don't need to watch the whole thing to know that Pat's going to lose 🤣. He can't not laugh

The whole time it was Tahir's turn I was like Come on now! Don't stumble, this shit funny. I don't want you to mess up and have people calling Tom in the comments but then he went and said "prigsiner". But it's all good! He kept it going lol

@maryandsamsbabygirl4988

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing too! Just hoping he could keep it going w/o fumbling any words. Still was funny as hell tho 😂

@TheMZsadeBABY

3 жыл бұрын

@HeyIts Tom Tom!!!!!

"Dad?" 🤣🤣🤣

@DivaAP08

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 right?!

If Pat doesn't take care of his scalp...he'll have to ask to borrow Kev's unit!! 😂😂😂

Tahir was soooo funny. That was a good one

Yo, that was the funniest Tahir had ever been LOL!

BBQ hickory pinkies?! I talked to the edges at the front of yo scalp... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yo these names pat coming up with are outta pocket 😂😂

Meg ending the outro with "you ugly" was the best part

I feel like lo key Pat gonna go home n really give his scalp a good warsh!😂😂💀🕺

4:55 hey tom I think tahir tried to say prisoner but ended up saying pregnaser idk what that means but yeah back to you tom

@PLAYIT5013

3 жыл бұрын

😦🧏🏾‍♂️

that hip hop harry intro 😂

@josiahwillis6691

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE TO LEARN

“You know what? You walkin around here with these ‘Protect Your Light’ shirts, I ain’t seen the light of day!” 💀

4:55 I feel like a “PREGNSARNER” Hey Tom, sounds like Tahir morphed ‘pregnant’ and ‘prisoner’ together, which is understandable since Tahir usually says ‘I feel like a pregnant lady’ after leaving the buffet. Looks like his mouth was in the zone and realized mid ‘pregnant’ he had to change it up to ‘prisoner’ and horribly fumbled. Back to you, Tom.

@j11fleming50

3 жыл бұрын

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@kermitthegod1823

3 жыл бұрын

exactly lol

@Darkwolf425

3 жыл бұрын

I read that exactly in Kev's voice. Hilarious J Z

@camrendavis6650

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Tom! I think Tahir was trying to say "prisoner" in reference to Patrick's entangled scalp. Sounds to me like Tahir should get entangled in a dictionary. Thanks Tom, back to you! 🤣🤣🤣

@emontedenson

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I’m so happy you caught that too

This segment is for heavy hitters only 😂😂

“It’ll look like cocaine Christmas” 😂😭😭 I laughed way too hard 🤣🤣

It’s not the same, I *need* laughing in the background

@yordanos2739

3 жыл бұрын

Lowkey It's Pat's background laugh that makes this show

@magicloaf8378

3 жыл бұрын

@@yordanos2739 Kev and Doboy too. Their laughter is contagious

@musicmaker1311

3 жыл бұрын

🥴👌🏾

@yordanos2739

3 жыл бұрын

@@magicloaf8378 Very! I was just talking about the newer episodes...

“African thumb whistle”😭😭

“Hey Tom , tahir was trying to say Ricky Martin but barley even said Rick and morty, back to you at the studio”

He hung up on him 😂😂😂😂💀💀

Channeled his inner Samuel L Jackson at the end haha

"It's your scalp "..... 😂😂😂😂 Tahir won 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is Tahir’s funniest episode hands down...he had me ROLLING!!!!! He said yo edges got the fuck up outta there!!!

Dawg why are y’all like this!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@iamalegend5620

3 жыл бұрын

?????????

i am mad pat said DADDY when he was getting yelled at lol lol. Also, did meg just sang at the end that we are ugly lmao.

TAHIR WENT OFF 😳😂😂😂 Patrick clearly decided that laugher would be his portion 🤞🏽😂

4:55 "Prigisner"😆😆😆 Hey Tom! I think Tahir was trying to say "prisoner" in reference to Patrick's entangled scalp. Sounds to me like Tahir should get entangled in a dictionary. Thanks Tom, back to you! 🤣🤣🤣

Pat's scalp personified is THE FUNNIEST THING ON EARTH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dead too funny Their mail is being forwarded here!

Tahir came out so aggressive!! 😂😂😂 Reminds me of Samuel L Jackson. Lol

@DivaAP08

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤐

Dude said “DAD” 😭

That was a masterclass performance from Tahir, job well done.

"Greek mustache "🤣🤣🤣 yo wtf

"Do u have a ☎📞 up there ??" Aww man Tahir skewered Pat.🤦

Tahir.. I'm crying real tears!!!😭😂 This is the ringtone material y'all was talking about😂😂😂

Tahir did that for every loss he's had 🏆

“I like vitamin d nyugga” 😂😂😂

Forwarding they mail to his scalp🤣🤣

Turned on captions and he said “Is this To Hear More?” Tahir Moore🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys to The Yard 🤣

Tahir's explanations are hilarious with a straight face

1:56 why Tahir look like a stud Sinbad 😂

Tahir got me at the end, making me think about Samuel L. Jackson and Snakes on the Plane 😂😂😂 The emphasis on the last part was 😂👌🏿🔥 Nice episode 💯👏🏿

"DAD !?!?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Damn, Tahir getting way better at roasting now. Making pat look like a rookie. Complete revenge compared to the last bad news with them lol.

"Cocaine Christmas" is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

Tahir should've said "I also got Quantrell up here"😂😂😂

"I had a retwist for like 3 days"😆

I love it when the play along, "6 hours a week"🤣

That was a very CP like call that tahir did😂😂personifying pats scalp? That hilarious 🤣

Tahir killed it!

When Pat said, "Dad?" I fell out 😂🤣

Tahir won Bad News for all time. That was the funniest one by FAR.

Tahir said "the southern region of your scalp", I swear I died 🤣

Mannnn Tahir was in his bag!

Bruh Tahir killed best one in a wile! Hahahaha Pat hair let him hear it! Edges Lives Matter!

OMG, the Hip Hop Harry ringtone got me from the start lol!!!

Tahir went OFF 😂😂😂😂😂

Tahir killed this one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love these, but they don't usually make me laugh from the depths of my belly, but Tahir had me rollinnn with his fuckery 😭

Lmao!! I legit needed that laugh. Tahir went in!! "It's a lot you done lost...its 2 bitches up here that dont want to leave" I'm crying

Clap it up for Tahir finally being funny 😂🤣

When Tahir said “you know who it is”. He should’ve said “is this quintrell?!” Tahir would’ve died

@esmooth919

2 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't have said that. He hated those jokes! LMAO

This one was hilarious! When Pat said 'Dad' i almost spillde my coffe on my laptop! 🤣

Tahir did you add more freckles 🤔

@trueking6288

3 жыл бұрын

Funny asffff

@bigfleece

3 жыл бұрын

Look like somebody was chewing a Snickers & sneezed in his face

Tahirs head motion at the end 😂😂😂

Pat’s scalp hung up on em 🤣🤣🤣

“ I like my life a spicy “ that’s my jam right now..

“I know you can still hear me” 😂😂😂😂😂

Tahir said "I'm gonna bring all the heat and intensity today" lmao

Bro y'all both got me dying laughing over here. Tahir just went crazy 🗣🔥🔥😂😂

Tahir went home on this LMAO

I wish Method Man would pop up outta nowhere sayin' "Get Em" wit the screw face. Tahir torched poor Pat!! 🤣🤣🤣

Tahir killed this. Pat's scalp for the win 🤣

You got like 16 joints in there 🤣😂

THIS has been the BEST GREAT TASTE in a long while!!! And it didn't go by too quick