This is a recut version of a previously two-part episode originally posted in September 2010, that stitches both versions together into a single video, and loses 2m 46s in total. Cuts have been made to reduce dragging, cut down movie clips, and obviously the intros and outros for each part. (The first ad break is where the first episode ended.) I've also made other tweaks: I redubbed a line to correct an error in the early recap, and I tried to fix the aspect ratio issues with Welshy's segment as well. As far as my feelings on this review, I do regret that I kept calling it a "children's film" instead of a "family film", because that's a small but important distinction: my point, however, that I feel that the opening is very out of step with the rest of the movie still stands, even if I could have articulated it better. This remains, to date, the longest film covered on the show, but I found myself not having a lot of material to work with in the two-part format, which is something I should have noted as it highlights the lack of real story as the film stalls the previous film's conclusion. So this is a review I have somewhat mixed feelings on, but I know this is a fairly popular one, so enjoy!

@dalorasinum386

7 жыл бұрын

Film Brain could you do a review on the forth one as that's another most people seem to not like and it also ties into the release of the 5th film.

@ThePonderer

7 жыл бұрын

Film Brain I really really like this review, which is ironic because I also really really like this movie.

@FilmBrain

7 жыл бұрын

Well, not totally seamless, because you can tell the audio quality of my later camera is better, but I did put some of the underlying tape noise underneath to try and cover the new pieces.

@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf

7 жыл бұрын

This one is my favorite review of yours. It perfectly encapsulates the problems this movie has. And it's no longer in two parts.

@TerryFedora

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this review. I love the whole POTC universe. BUT this was honestly the weakest/annoying films out of the 3 original films and I laughed so hard at "ejackulate on the audience". I will say that I never thought the films were intended for children. I always have thought they were intended for teens-young adults.

This movie really has two big problems. The first is that while all the deals and backstabbing and disregard for life may be realistic, it makes it hard to follow what's going on, and hard to root for anyone when all the characters are murderers. The second problem is that the whole pirate king and pirate laws make the pirates way less interesting. Pirates are fun because they are outlaws who don't follow rules or laws except their own morals. Putting them in a structured society of kings and laws takes away what makes pirates fun.

@eliroth9978

3 жыл бұрын

I know this comment is three years old, but Pirates actually did form a society around when the movie takes place. Seriously it was real and it was massive

@Dim4323

11 ай бұрын

Well their pirates, they always like to backstab if you watch the other pirates movies or History

@starrsmith3810

8 ай бұрын

They’re pirates………enough said

25:13 - 'Lord knows it can't get any worst.' Then Dead Men Tell No Tales happened.

I never thought the films were meant for children. I always thought that it was aimed at teens and young adults. But aside from that, great review.

@shadenox8164

4 жыл бұрын

Just because a movie is PG-13 doesn't automatically mean it was intended for children either. It just means there wasn't enough swears and gratuitous sex and violence.

@shadowofdread7018

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadenox8164 Yeah but with the amount of stuff in Black Pearl and Dead Man’s Chest, it’s clearly not meant for little kids. Hell, in Dead Man’s Chest I specifically remember a man getting his face sucked off by the Kraken and Jones’ crew slitting the throat of a poor pirate/sailor and tossing him overboard. Not to mention how unsettling some of the designs are for Jones’ crew and the Kraken. Any responsible parent wouldn’t take their little kid to see this movie. I for once agree with the PG-13 rating.

@bobbbbEE

3 жыл бұрын

@Shadow of Dread Or the scenes on the first movie like when the crew was planning on gang raping Elizabeth. Or when the cursed pirates were slitting throats on the Dauntless. Or the many many other deaths that happened on screen

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowofdread7018 What if we got an R rated Disney film?

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

@@WoodyWoodpecker19843deadpool?

That visual when Beccket walks is slo-mo while his ship is being destroyed is truly amazing. Until the very last shot. That fire that covers him is an effect i've done as a joke, using Videocopilot footage, while working in my first job. Not something that belongs in a 200 milion dollar blockbuster. That just looks soooo cheap. Ps. also i find hilarious that he almost married Elizabeth Swan in another period piece ;)

@angusng816

6 жыл бұрын

dicnar It was an epic scene that redeemed the entire movie itself.

8:04-Thank god for Kingdom Hearts 3 for retconning the Kraken’s death and making him into a boss fight.

@bobo577

5 ай бұрын

Much better than how the film did it.

I never thought of the Pirate movies as for kids. (Or families in general except for families with older teens.) Disney or not, these movies are made for adults.

@FilmBrain

7 жыл бұрын

I'd agree that it's made for a slightly older audience, but it's still an escapist Disney film aimed at a very broad audience (like most blockbusters are, but especially theirs, even the PG-13 ones) so kids are definitely meant to be part of the audience as well. They are, after all, based on a theme park ride.

@JamiJR

7 жыл бұрын

Even the original ride wasn't really meant for kids though. It used to be the pirates were chasing women with the intention of raping them. (Except for the fat lady who was trying to rape a pirate.) Course they changed it all to chasing for food. I know people think Disney = kids, but I think Disney wants to branch out to more adult stuff.

@FilmBrain

7 жыл бұрын

Disney has, most notably with the sub-labels Hollywood Pictures and Touchstone, branched into more adult material, but the main brand has always been consistently family entertainment, even as they branched into PG-13 territory. I'd say the Marvel Studios films are the closest they have these days to "adult" material, given those other labels are all but retired now.

@JamiJR

7 жыл бұрын

Well, since you're the professional and this is your passion I'll bow to your superior knowledge. I'm just a fan with an opinion which I fully admit I could be 100% wrong. I just never felt the Pirates movies were family movies but rather movies meant for adults who grew up watching old Errol Flynn movies. Just like "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?" seems more meant for adults despite the cartoons in them. (And the book it's based on, *extremely* loosely, is even more meant for adults.) Maybe with the success of movies like Deadpool Disney will realize you can have fun movies with a R rating and branch into more and more grown up stuff. Now that Marvel has the rights back for Blade as well as Spider-man I'd love to see a Blade movie so eventually we could do a Blade/Spider-man crossover and introduce Michael Morbius, the living vampire. And those movies would need to be R-rated.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

@@JamiJR The Rock was an R rated Disney film made by Hollywood Pictures and Don Simpson/Jerry Bruckheimer Films but Disney have never made an R rated film under their family friendly banner.

I think what movie reviewers often forget with children movie sequels, is that the children the original movie was intended for, aren't children anymore. Mathew here forgets that "That World's End" didn't come out the same year as "Curse of the Black Pearl". Those "children" this movie is intended for are at least four years older now! Black Pearl (2003) was rated PG-13, so the youngest of this movie's intended audience are now 17 (World's End came out in 2007), more then old enough for darker material and probably looking for something more adult in their entertainment. So movies of this nature should grow up with their audience, because their audience doesn't exist in a timeless bubble. Of course you want to draw in new audiences as well, so you don't want to completely lose the kid friendly tone, but you don't want to draw in new fans at the expense of losing the old. Most movie critics forget that.

@davidjames579

3 жыл бұрын

But by that logic the film should be R Rated. Also they need to sell toys off of this. While you don't want to lose the first kids who watched this, ostracizing younger kids is a terrible idea. You can balance both with the original's tone, with a darker film you only keep one audience. Also bear in mind viewers of all ages might like the tone set in the first. If you change this you're effectively selling them a different franchise, and they might not be into that darker tone.

@devinharbert2245

3 жыл бұрын

I Loved Worlds End

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852

2 жыл бұрын

Pirates was never a kids movie

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Which is why the Harry Potter films kept getting darker and darker. Because the 12 year olds who saw Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (rated PG) were 22 when they saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (rated 12) and now they're 33.

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

I first saw Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man’s Chest at age seven and At World’s End at age eight and could watch them all just fine.

The bit about the locker actually makes sense to me tbh. It's another dimensional plane where you are taken to. You can't die, but you aren't in the "Realm of the Living" anymore. It's a pocket within the "Other Side."

Mattew:"if i'm bored, how bored do you think the kids are? Me:i didn't get bored watching the whole movie as a kid

@Shiirow

4 жыл бұрын

to be fair some kids can be entertained by a pen light like a small cat.

Haha, I loved the wedding in the battle scene, don't care it makes no sense.

@petrino

7 жыл бұрын

you mean the myth that captains can marry people?

@troodon1096

7 жыл бұрын

+Petrino Not really a myth; just a convention that's not as absolute as people think. Technically speaking under common law a wedding doesn't need to be officiated by anyone; two people can just live as man and wife without the benefit of a ceremony. A wedding ceremony is more for the sake of tradition than to make a marriage legally binding. But it is a tradition among many countries and cultures that a captain of a ship, while that ship is at sea, can stand in as someone to officiate a wedding.

@zack19192

7 жыл бұрын

going by your grammar, you're probably 10 years old so I can understand why you liked that scene.

@ursaminor9780

4 жыл бұрын

zack19192 Judging by your condescending tone, I’m sure you’re all the rage at parties.

To be honest, I think you are a bit too harsh on this movie. I agree there is too much talking instead of action. But when there is action, like the final showdown, it kicks ass. These movies are not meant for kids either. The first has skeletons in it, which is too scary for them. The hanging at the beginning sets the tone. It shows how harsh the west indies are against pirates. Yes, the movie is still the worst of the first 3 movies. But it has its charm, its funny moments and good action. And it is still better than the 4th one.

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

5 жыл бұрын

The Goat Got Milked how are skeletons scary?

@shannonfritz9145

4 жыл бұрын

You’re an idiot

@CraftageNate

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, this is about story. Just... wow

I guess people like to pretend that Disney movies don't regularly have graphic scenes - excluding violence. There's nothing new about it in Pirates of the Caribbean.

@homelesshannah50

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah did he NOT see Night on Bald Mountain in Fantasia?

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

Frozen doesn't have any graphic scenes and it's rated PG.

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

@@WoodyWoodpecker19843same rating as the first two Indiana Jones movies!

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

11 ай бұрын

@@pokeythescowlingcat6221 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is rated 12. I mean Disney films.

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

@@WoodyWoodpecker19843 in the US they’re PG

4:52 After all of the scary shit in Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man’s Chest, I seriously doubt any kid too sensitive for this stuff wouldn’t be in the theater. Pirates was made for I’d say older kids/teenagers/adults. I saw this when I was a kid and it didn’t scar me in the slightest. In fact, I actually love the song they sing in the beginning and I think it does a good job at showing how the pirates are losing badly to the Company.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s a bit scary and I don’t think anyone expected it at the beginning. Especially since Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl and Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest were more lighthearted.

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

As someone who was a kid when it came out it bugged me a bit but not to the point where it traumatized me. I was completely fine with all the scary bits too.

I feel like I'm ready to roll

@Nasser851000

7 жыл бұрын

KZreadrs , Roll out *Transforming noise*

"The Dutchman must always have a captain as there must always be *_*thunderclap*_* a Lich King."

It's too dark for kids? Buddy it's a PG-13 film. I saw it when I was like eight or nine and the dark tones didn't bother me...though I did see both Die Hard and Predator beforehand.

@Aslaugarsson

5 жыл бұрын

Darek Baird i beat you! I saw it when i was five!

Hahaha! Yeah, Will really did deserve it for being such a shallow, annoying character. Honestly, the relationship between Will and Elizabeth is my least favorite part of the series. To me, it just feels like some little kid holding up a Barbie and Ken doll, mashing their faces together and saying "LOOK THEY'RE IN LOVE! NOW KISS!"

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

Ironically enough Elizabeth was the first girl I was ever into as a kid, maybe explains why I never had a girlfriend

@starrsmith3810

8 ай бұрын

@@pokeythescowlingcat6221 Shit I still have a thing for Will Turner.

I’m pretty critical of Pirates 3 myself, but I really do hate that “kids will get traumatized” argument. The mass hanging didn’t scare me as a kid, in fact I found it to be pretty heavy and dark. In the good way that sets up stakes.

One thing I wish they would have explained: Where did Elizabeth conceal that blunderbuss/grenade launcher she pulled out of em, err, "Somewhere" during the Weapon Search scene? Even Barbossa was confused...

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

I guess we can have our own theories. It’s like the pirates equivalent of the briefcase in pulp fiction!

Film Brain, its PG-13, the audience knew what they were getting into. The cursed pirates in the first movie seemed more dark and frightening. It's no skin off my bones if some under 10 year old cries over half shots of hangings in a Pirates movie.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

Raiders of the Lost Ark scared me as a kid and that film is rated PG.

Glad I wasn't the only one disappointed with how the Kraken was just thrown away like it was nothing.

@artsman412

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, though, it does give us a really good scene between Barbossa and Jack. My favorite lines: Barbossa: The world use to be a bigger place Jack: The worlds still the same... there's just, less in it.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

@@artsman412 🥺😢😭

Wait how is this the second Disney movie based on a theme park ride where it opens with a hanging? You know other than the Haunted Mansion

The glorious memories of the earlier Bad Movie Beatdown episodes.

Well, to disagree, Pirates of the Caribbean is not generally targeted at a child audience. The films were meant to target both kids AND adults, thus having more mature content and themes. It was never meant to be strictly for kids. If youre making a movie that you want to appeal to both kids and adults, then thats what you do. It has a PG rating(which it shouldnt really) , so "TECHNICALLY" little kids wouldnt be watching it without their parents.

@FilmBrain

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, as note above, it's made for a "family" audience, so it does have material aimed at adults as well. I'd argue the opening goes too far to that side of the spectrum, especially when it features the death of a child. It's a bit unnecessary for an escapist blockbuster, even one that is going a bit darker than previous entries.

@harrysavva9630

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's a fair point :P P.S. Love your videos :D

@FilmBrain

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you. :)

@harrysavva9630

7 жыл бұрын

its not often you get a cool youtuber replying to your comment :D i really like your crossovers with NC as well, it'd be cool to see more :D

@oaesiir5676

6 жыл бұрын

I saw these films at a young age and personally I didn't feel traumatized by the hanging scene - nor did any of my other friends echo such a sentiment. Are we forgetting Clayton's death scene in Tarzan? This isn't unprecedented imagery. It's not like we're watching the entire Dance of Death on screen. As a kid I played and consumed tons of violent media - and I think tons of other guys in my generation did too - so this wasn't really that shocking for me. Hell at age 10 I killed my first deer and my dad made me take a bite of its raw heart. If that didn't disturb me, a movie certainly won't.

Lo and behold, Kingdom Hearts 3 actually has a Kracken boss fight. Almost as if it turned into a fix fic of this very movie.

@tanyon3588

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the spoilers

These were never kids movies...

One thing that immediately struck me when I saw the Pirate sequels was in the first movie Elizabeth had this romantic view of Pirates, but in the sequels she seemed to hate them with no explanation for her shift in attitude.

@3crowsinatrenchcoat

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Walton I think everything she's been thru would change her opinion

@Canadamus_Prime

7 жыл бұрын

That would make sense, but like with a number of the other characters we saw no transition to this between the first and second films.

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

@@3crowsinatrenchcoatyeah I mean she’d be through quite a lot by this point

Mattew: "the black pearl destroyed at the enr of the second film is back, bacause it can" the kraken did not destroy the pearl, it's just dragged under into the locker

I saw this in theatres and fell asleep right before the action finally started. I was so pissed when I woke up at the end of the movie and my friend told me there was a big sword fight right after I started snoring. Sigh.

Honestly I don't mind this one even with the flaws. Mainly because the 4th one really shits the bed compared to this one.

Love your reviews! Hope you do one for Pirates of the Caribbean 6!

Personally, I think Welshy has a better argument on this one.

>implying that POTC never had adult humor throughought all 3 movies

On Stranger Tides is worse.

@XD70067

5 жыл бұрын

Cool girl 123 Dead men tell no tales is the worst of all

@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou

4 жыл бұрын

Can't say I agree. The Fourth Film at least wasn't as Bloated as this One.

did you not see the previous movies? They were hardly for kids

So something iv always wondered is how these critics would have done the movie better.

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

I feel like that about most movies. Honestly they’d probably be worse

Wow, a 7 year old review. You've been an awesome vid maker. Thank you for the re-edited reviews!

That moment when Kingdom Hearts III had a better version of the movie's plot and that had an anime boy, Donald Duck and Goofy running around with the realistic human characters.

@mesousagaby740

3 жыл бұрын

And you actually get to FIGHT the Kracken!

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck no lol

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

@@mesousagaby740 I always heard it was krayken.

I remember seeing this as a kid. Didn't effect me none. In fact, it was kinda boring compared to the last two movies.

This is probably my favorite of the original trilogy And also where I feel the franchise should have stopped at

That rousing speech makes me cringe every time 😂😂

Ah, I remember this film. It's a _mess_ but I like it nonetheless. At least I like it more than number 4, who I completely forgotten what the movie is about. Mermaids? Elixir of life? I think that's it. While the plot of this movie is ridiculous and unnecessarily complicated, I remember a lot of things that stick with me: Singaporeans pirate, The end of the world is a waterfall that leads to another dimension which you have to turn upside down to escape, a witch lady become a giant then turned into lots of crustaceans for some reason, and of course, the most ridiculous wedding ever in the middle of fucking battle surrounded by oceans that want to kill you. This movie is _so_ damn stupid. But the franchise as a whole is not meant to be taken seriously anyway, so the stupidity fits. And I think the Pirates film should have ended here, but nooo...

@Lucas-zk2vy

5 жыл бұрын

I feel sad for you

@mustangbeauty4

3 жыл бұрын

Ok weeb

I miss Welshy as a content creator. He had excellent analytical skills and he would thrive in the KZread movie community now.

I like this movie

i miss welshy and his horror reviews. because i dont watch horror myself.

The hanging szene was in my opinion one of the best in the film because of the song and its grimdarkness, which isn't soo historicially incorrect. Well kids in cinemas are an argument, even though a lot of "kids these days" (buah hate me for that) have seen worse at the age of 12.

It really is a product of it's success: Give it an epic length, a dark, adult tone, verbose dialog, coke fueled plot twists, and because-we-can indulgences.

Ohhh that was the point of flipping the boat. I thought it was something to set up the 4th movie with the fountain of youth.

Still miss welshy's work. hope he is well.

Why does all film critics argue about tonal shifts, why must a movie have a consistent tone throughout the film, i will never understand that argument.

@jessenathan9346

4 жыл бұрын

jimmeno because usually that means that the writers couldn’t decide what kind of movie it should be

I miss welshy

@otakon17

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought it was some new stuff from Welshy, he doesn't do anymore internet video reviews does he?

@farmerproductions9869

7 жыл бұрын

otakon17 it was thanks to welshy I first learned of bottom, the league of gentlemen and psychoville and now I love the shows

@captcrais101

7 жыл бұрын

FarmerProductions Yeah he left Channel awesome after blip was not giving as much ad revenue as before.

@diegobareno5820

6 жыл бұрын

What happened to him?

The third of a cinematically unprecedented month of May 2007 with threequels to "Spider-Man", "Shrek" and "PotC".

Davey Jones's locker is purgatory, not that hard.

@renjiparkers1245

5 жыл бұрын

Agree

Fox: If i remember correctly, Pirates were some of the first to want a way of life that had everyone as equals. With the city of Nausau ( probably spelled that wrong), and even havig rules and such on their own ship. They even would, when taking a ship ask s the sailors if they would want to jon the crew. ( Not to mention Pirates like these came about after the British screwed over the Privateers, which were ruled under a king) So Pirates could very well be associated with freedom

@tarab2003

7 жыл бұрын

pirates did have more freedom than the British Navy members did in a sense. They could vote in captains who would have to work to keep the favour of the crew, pay was fairer and so on. And yeah, Nassau was important to the idea of all men being equals.

Dude, what movies were you watching? Where did you get the idea that these movies were targeted primarily towards kids? In the second film you get a guy being eaten alive by crows while in a cage, they imply that the characters are trapped in a cage made by the bones of their friends, they have the Kraken and Davy Jones, some pretty scary shit, and that’s not even mentioning the generally creepy atmosphere. Show this to a 7 year old, they won’t be able to sleep for a while. The film’s core demographic was young adults, and it had a PG13 rating. You have some good points, but this is a non-existent one and you keep bringing this one up.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

I think it's because it's made by Disney.

I really hated how this movie took a sweet love story and shot it out of a cannon into a wall.

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a terrible love story

I remember seeing this when I was younger and I pretty much yawned all the way through. I understand the appeal of the Pirates of The Caribbean movies, well the first two, anyway, as pirates are cool. But this was the movie where I checked out. I dunno, this movie was kind of a bore to me. And it doesn't get any better with the fourth and fifth movies. Sure it has its moments, but not enough to keep me entertained throughout.

@vegeta2800

5 жыл бұрын

not entertained? what was you looking for in this movie????

@archivedaccount5990

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno, it just didn't interest me as much. And while there were some pretty awesome moments scattered throughout, they're too few and far between spread through a 3 hour movie.

Great review. Highly bingeable channel. Unlike stuckmann and RLM.

@FilmBrain

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@renjiparkers1245

4 жыл бұрын

Oh come on stuckmann is also cool

6:38 A faaaamily picture...

What movie is at 0:23?

Says a movie is aimed at children. Literally shows instances that suggest otherwise. Dude this movie wasn’t a G rating, it wasn’t a PG rating, it was PG-13 as in 13 yr olds. I was 7 when I saw this and the shit that you’re getting fussy about never affected me in the slightest.

I very much enjoyed the 2nd Pirates movie, in fact I really, REALLY liked it a lot more than the first as a cohesive story as opposed to a series of wacky events occurring. So while this one seems like a step down, I might actually give it a looking after all these years. Also really enjoyed Welshy's bit.

I loved Keira Knightley in these films. Yeah. This may not have been her best version of her character but she was pretty badass in the first two. 😊

@pokeythescowlingcat6221

11 ай бұрын

Definitely!

Ooh, another old favorite of mine.

18:25 Not Kira Knightley! I’m quaking in my little pirate boots 😑

Isn't it counter-productive to do a Bad Movie Beatdown when you don't have a "bad movie" to review, just Pirates of the Caribbean 3? :)

Well i liked your video brain, no matter how many people disagree with you!

The whole “family friendly Disney” thing died out a long time ago. For me it was Bambi. Disney has always been dark and edgy as **ck. They just happened to be dark and edgy with water color palette so people who aren’t paying attention doesnt realize it. Need further evidence? Look up the recent episode from Nostalgia Critic on Goofy.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Someone dies in Star Wars The Force Awakens.

I agree with Welshy on Worlds End

Bruh, the movies were never for children. They were always pg-13

I'm with Welshie on this one

Even though I enjoyed the Movie (in spite of it being my least favorite of the Series), I thought this was a Great Review. I actually had a lot of the same Criticisms you had as well.

I totally agree with Matthew at 4:36 and 4:53.

why didn't she just go with him? he can't go on land but it's been very well established SHE can go on the ship, even if just to visit now and then.

I wonder if “climax” was an innuendo

I loved this movie when I was like 5-10, but I would always just skip to the action scenes

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition: Monty Python!!!

Well yeah, that's what we expected

Will you do a BMBD on Lone Ranger?

@FilmBrain

6 жыл бұрын

I keep meaning to. It would be a long episode.

It would be great if hector daughter end up with bootstrap grandson& in potc 6 it would be great if Jack end up with willabeth distant direct descendants who resembles Elizabeth just like they did with Dracula untold film if davy be in potc 6 does that meaning Jack will become immortal at ending of potc 6?

Elizabeth is kings of the pirates... man Luffy must be piiiiissed.

Why would Beckett have the Kraken killed exactly? Wouldn't it prove to an extremely useful tool in taking down pirates considering it can destroy ships in a matter of seconds? The film doesn't even give a reason why Beckett ordered Jones to kill it.

@rodrigob.3590

6 жыл бұрын

Jones could had used it against Beckett

instant like foe welshey!

Yeah....I don't understand how Hollywood writers cant come up with some kind of creative wway to explain how Jack Sparrow is still alive after being eaten by the cocktopus This reason alone is why I turned it off and watched Investigation discovery

So is At Word's End the only bad Pirates of the Caribbean or are you going to do one for any of the others?

@FilmBrain

7 жыл бұрын

I remember not being impressed with the fourth film, but I've not seen it in a while. I've been considering doing another Depp/Verbinski film when I get chance, though...

@justdannyquinn

7 жыл бұрын

Let me guess, The Lone Ranger? I really can't wait to see you tackle that, Film Brain.

@WoodyWoodpecker19843

Жыл бұрын

@@justdannyquinn I thought that movie was fun despite it being 2 hours 30 minutes.

@justdannyquinn

Жыл бұрын

@@WoodyWoodpecker19843 I really didn't mind it myself, but I can totally get why some people didn't like it though.

I almost walked out of the movie during the Jones' locker scene, and a friend went to sleep.

In the end, they should've turned it into a anthology. Keep Jack, Barbossa, Flying Duchman stuff, but have new main characters for each new movie, instead of stretching out and padding out both the run time and character evolution.

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852

3 жыл бұрын

This series is nothing without Johnny Depp lol

Huh, and here I thought Rodgers was King of the Pirates. Now that would certainly have spiced things up!

I think they should've had the Sequels be different adventures with the same characters, similar in vein to what they did with Indiana Jones, which I believe was what the Writers originally planned to do.

30:21 - 30:35

this film aint perfect but aint bad

I feel like “ the people aren’t cargo mate “ should have been kept in

22:16 Haha! Jack and Jones!

Actually...the 2nd and 3rd Pirates movies felt like a D&D/Pathfinder campaign at sea and with pirates. So...that explains why I sortof like it. .__. What killed it for me was the over-reliance on Depp being a tosspot...

Ok let's get this straight Confusing? In what way? They explain everything going on in a few scenes. Also it's pg-13 for a god damn reason. In the pirate world there are such things as sexual references, rape, hanging (Even children), and much more. At times it was a mess but it did still feel a little solid

I think it seemed more personel because Elizabeth felt guilty for lusting after Jack throughout the entire film (straight from the directors) However she makes it seem like revenge. you could have the same traumitzed thing about the Crow eye scene from the second one and both were rated Pg-13 so yeh. Also what always annoyed is WTF did Will's heart need to be cut out? Jones cut his out from the pain of love. Makes no fucking sense. I'm pretty sure the visual of Beckett walking around his destroyed ship was rip offed from Farscape.

GOTTA AGREE WITH THE BRAIN

21:25 STOP! Tentacle time.

Michael Bolton is like...