"I love milk just about as much as I love getting haircuts" Well, that quote aged well.

@DontTouchMyCroissant

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he doesn't drink milk anymore.

@giogiodagiostar1616

3 жыл бұрын

You could say it... aged like milk!

@lotteryticket2354

2 жыл бұрын

@@giogiodagiostar1616 heh dad joke

@storytimewiththecrimsondm1318

Жыл бұрын

i was about to make the same joke lol

the end of the game leaves off and continues in fallout 3

@shnope8562

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@OmegaVideoGameGod

7 жыл бұрын

lol.

@Zcumgod

7 жыл бұрын

Lenna R but that's just a theory...

@Zcumgod

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

@DEUCE2CON

7 жыл бұрын

Lenna R So true. lol

How could you not already notice the bad milk? I've had the misfortune to have accidently drank spoiled milk and I realized immediately that something was wrong because it was a gross curdled mess. Was the guy like "Oh the milk is now the consistency of cottage cheese. I'll just stir that into my coffee here like nothing's wrong."

The guy speaking backwards is actually saying "The Walrus is Paul", a reference to "Glass Onion", by the Beatles, that is in itself a reference to the song "I am the Walrus" and to the whole conspiracy theory/urban legend thats says that Paul McCartney died in 1966 during the recording process of Sgt. Peppers and was replaced by a look-alike.

@IABITVpresents

5 жыл бұрын

think Brutalmoose knows it, he's just playing with it

@suwinkhamchaiwong8382

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes

@turnoffautoplay

4 жыл бұрын

João Morais yup

@joelbizzell1386

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. No way he didn't know.

@bikeh

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

"You can only escape this place if you're clever." I see no reason to be scared.

@THE_CORNELIUS

9 жыл бұрын

I see Wut u did ther

@anothermoonmission7042

9 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there!

@Monotonegent

9 жыл бұрын

*slow clap*

@SwagzLife

9 жыл бұрын

That comment wasn't *Really Freakin' Clever* although your videos are, somewhat.

@NamelessPlayerOfficial

9 жыл бұрын

I have every reason to get scared.

So...based on your love of milk being equal to your love of haircuts...does this mean you also get a haircut every night?

@brutalmoose

9 жыл бұрын

More or less.

@julkarcerum7618

9 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose Who doesn't lol.

@joshpalagi7198

9 жыл бұрын

Please consider donating hair to the Brutalmoose Foundation, he's running out of things to cut at this point.

@goozey9459

9 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose Do you have 4 testicles?

@joshpalagi7198

9 жыл бұрын

djheroxt Ummmm, I mean I guess

*shoves phone directly in eye*

@ZorotheGallade

8 жыл бұрын

You'll have to speak louder, I'm not wearing pants!

@pastelsunset

7 жыл бұрын

instructions unclear: got foot stuck in walrus

@Knapperoni

7 жыл бұрын

***** *you.*

This feels like some trippy horror game somebody thought up when they were drunk and on an acid trip simultaneously. It's weird, but for some reason, I honestly got a little uneasy watching this game progress.

@Justyn219

9 жыл бұрын

This is nothing like a thought you would have on acid. You know nothing about LSD. Don't go around saying things like what you just said regarding an acid trip because you have never done acid. Or shrooms. Or anything psychedelic.

@ryanguthrie9000

9 жыл бұрын

Justyn219 dude. It's called hyperbole. He's assuming that's what it is like. Please, PLEASE stop posting these comments.

@emiliew5553

6 жыл бұрын

What the fuck? It was a hyperbole, perma-fried.

@kevinm5940

5 жыл бұрын

Justyn219 wow. You're so badass /s

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts

5 жыл бұрын

@@crogomu5858 fucking lol this the best comment I've ever read.

I think I figured it out. The game is called Bad Milk. Milk is white. Semen is white. Semen is used to make a baby. So, this game is about a baby who drinks semen and becomes born. Born rhymes with Bourne. Jason Bourne. Matt Damon played as Jason Bourne. Matt Damon is friends with Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck was in Gigli. Nobody liked that movie. Nobody likes Brutalmoose. Brutalmoose was born. Brutalmoose likes milk. Brutalmoose, thus, must like semen. He drinks it everyday. Snoop Dogg smokes weed everyday. That's not relevant, though. Brutalmoose and Caddicarus had two collaborations. Are they secretly gay? I'll let you be the judge. *insert illuminati reference here*

@Metalguitar200000

9 жыл бұрын

Half Life 3 confirmed.

@dumbsville

9 жыл бұрын

Nathan Trahan Half Life 3 or Half Life 2: Episode 3?

@dumbsville

9 жыл бұрын

***** Good answer.

@dumbsville

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yes, no, maybe so.

@babypolerpopster

9 жыл бұрын

So hyped. Come on Valve.

I'm not convinced that this game isn't an SCP item.

@citylights1173

9 жыл бұрын

If only

@shady4091

9 жыл бұрын

Haha someone make that happen, please. I would but... Ehhh.

@daltonmatthew3675

9 жыл бұрын

SCP-3750 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Is to be kept on a shady, deep-web download hub where all web traffic will be monitored and recorded. Once an individual has downloaded SCP-3750, they are to be kept under constant surveillance for any behavioral abnormalities. Pre-existing mental conditions are to be noted. Should a target fall victim to SCP-3750's full effects, they must be kept away from all dairy products before being promptly abducted, at which point the hardware on which user obtained 3750 will be eradicated and the victim will be treated with a class A amnesiac agent. SCP-3750 is a downloadable computer game entitled "Bad Milk." Very little information on the game exists, and almost none of it is relevant to the game itself. Once SCP-3750 has been installed on the victim's computer, the game becomes impossible to delete. Any attempts to remove the game from the hard-drive will cause the computer to blue screen. Upon booting up the game, victims are treated to a poor quality full motion video sequence in which a man dies by drinking spoiled milk in his coffee. A strange series of puzzles and riddles follow, all of which are pretentious and confusing in nature. Along the way, the player receives numerous phone calls in-game from a mysterious voice, hereby designated SCP-3750-01. This voice seems to be the source of the game's anomalous properties. Once the game has been played for a long enough period of time, players may feel frustrated and give up. Those who do begin to receive numerous disturbing calls from SCP-3750-01, and develop and uncanny craving for milk. Those who do almost always wait for the milk in their refrigerators to go bad, and end up drinking it months later in an act of involuntary suicide. Only beating the game or destroying the hardware can remedy this effect.

@shady4091

9 жыл бұрын

Haha, marvelous!

@ShudowWolf

9 жыл бұрын

Dalton Matthew "10/10 would read again." -Shadow Wolf.

Excuse me, my phone is ringing. *puts speaker on eye* Who is this?

@kvaakku2013

7 жыл бұрын

but....WHO ARE YOU

@sansysans3130

7 жыл бұрын

Exalted Naava

@Ratciclefan

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@hup3769

6 жыл бұрын

But who was phone?

@Mario583a

Ай бұрын

Phone: You smell of poo-poo pee-pee.

why do I love that weird early 2000's pretentious surreal aesthetic that this game basically is?

@bugcatcher101

7 жыл бұрын

It's not really my thing personally, it's too surreal and...aimless for me? Fun to watch though.

@cooldude6651

7 жыл бұрын

I think it's just so dumb I would like it

@taqu

7 жыл бұрын

Same. Though it feels like I like it purely on some visceral gut-level. It makes me feel nostalgic and uneasy at the same time.

@rihndou

6 жыл бұрын

taqu you summed it up for me too. :)

@o.hudson7363

6 жыл бұрын

NJ Gerhardt you should try obsidian on pc.

What IS EVEN HAPPENING?

@2ndsoulblade

9 жыл бұрын

SPOOC HAMSTIIR

@MrPuffer69

9 жыл бұрын

That's easy you die from spoiled milk then you solve a lot of puzzles in a void involving heads,bird names and phones and then you're reborn

@SectoidMedic94

9 жыл бұрын

Some terrible attempt at an art game.

@NathanVilliger

9 жыл бұрын

+SpaceHamster Good question

@deadchannellmao1242

9 жыл бұрын

***** Something

So this is what awaits all those kids that eat public school lunches. I shudder at the thought.

@austinspurlock4647

9 жыл бұрын

***** i pity you non lunch from home takers

@potatominer7512

9 жыл бұрын

Colin Parlett I never drink milk at school, mainly because some kids pointed out that the milk was spoiled by like three weeks several times.

@isaach1402

7 жыл бұрын

My school had the opposite problem; milk was always frozen solid.

@neputendo

7 жыл бұрын

My school either had Frozen or Perfectly Fresh Milk.

@darksidecola4529

6 жыл бұрын

My school's milk was never exactly spoiled, but it always tasted like cow semen.

Pretentious has always been my favorite game genre.

@DavidRamirez-se2yt

3 жыл бұрын

How about yiik

@mellow_mallow

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidRamirez-se2yt I can only ever pronounce that in my head as "yick" lmao

@jacobc8036

Жыл бұрын

@@DavidRamirez-se2ytForspoken is a recent contender from what I hear

Wasn't there a Regular Show episode about escaping from a werid milk-dimension too? Is this, like, a thing now?

@mooperino1245

6 жыл бұрын

Moo

@MooSaidChicken

6 жыл бұрын

Yes?

@thorstenschmubert9269

6 жыл бұрын

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

@chadangeles3856

5 жыл бұрын

Im a furry

@doggo6131

5 жыл бұрын

Pops drank too much milk

This game makes LSD Dream Emulator look like The Last Supper what the f**k.

@eartianwerewolf

7 жыл бұрын

LSD dream emulator, though it eventually gets dull is super interesting and imaginative. I wish a game now would do what that one was doing........*sigh*

Paul. The walrus is Paul. Look up the Beatles, Glass Onion.

@roachdoggjr3786

8 жыл бұрын

oh....

@beanoptodon

8 жыл бұрын

I was listening to that yesterday!

@Hannah-pi8de

7 жыл бұрын

+Iota Wolf Did all of your troubles seem so far away?

@beanoptodon

7 жыл бұрын

+Randomized _Geek >w>

@Kewljack02

7 жыл бұрын

I am the EGGMAN I am the walrus Koo koo cachoo Koo koo cachoo

it's obvious that the game devs drank spoiled milk before coming up with this

@thekungachunga4578

8 жыл бұрын

Spoiled milk mixed with LSD and a hint of cannabis oil.

@Karmy.

8 жыл бұрын

ThatEmoGamer yes

@supreme_red_dalek_of_doom4970

8 жыл бұрын

+ThatEmoGamer and some bath salts

@Jetfox967

7 жыл бұрын

+Supreme_Red_Dalek_ Of_Doom! and some meth

@jessethersthecociner8325

7 жыл бұрын

+darthvader967 and lsd

Tell it to you, there's something I'm trying to tell you, the walrus is Paul.

@aurelia65536

8 жыл бұрын

*paw

@vankampwn674

8 жыл бұрын

No, the walrus is Paul. Paul of Continue? is actually a walrus

@fatboydrummer23

8 жыл бұрын

its from a Beatles song, Paul being Paul McCartney

@MattOsborn98

8 жыл бұрын

Look up "Glass Onion" by the Beatles.

@MattOsborn98

8 жыл бұрын

You probably won't be able to look it up on KZread because they're really cracking down on Beatles songs on KZread.

Actually I think this was a really interesting idea.... it was just executed in literally THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. ...literally.

@maneoj46

2 жыл бұрын

Heck I literally had a dream like this once, only difference is that it wasn’t in a dark void but in a fancy art/ history museum. Smooth jazz was playing over the speakers

@yellowpowr8455

Жыл бұрын

@@maneoj46 That also sounds pretty cool.

Ian haircuts so far: The "Metal As Fuck" The "Fancymoose" The "Macklemore"

@stuckinapiano

9 жыл бұрын

why didn't you say macklemoose

@TheGyrocop

9 жыл бұрын

The "Macklemoose".

@turingsghost

9 жыл бұрын

DAMN YOU PUN PEOPLE ...PUNPLE i tried ok

Um...isn't that coffee black? I.e, it has NO MILK IN IT. The one defining moment of your game and you got it wrong!

@Kektus1

9 жыл бұрын

Maybe the guy doesn't know how to properly make coffee.

@farribastarfyre

9 жыл бұрын

Qwazzy Or maybe the cutscene was... in black and white. DUN, DUN, DUUUUUN!

@projectfailure2257

9 жыл бұрын

+Farriba Steelhand then the coffee would be white, not black.

@Crash__Down

8 жыл бұрын

+Project Failure no it would be brownish, milk is white not the coffee

@farribastarfyre

8 жыл бұрын

SuperCrazyCrasher Yeah, except for, again, the cutscene is in black and white, making it look like the coffee had no milk in it.

Looks more like an art project than a video game.

@Motherdragon64

9 жыл бұрын

-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@Motherdragon64

9 жыл бұрын

(sorry i was eating cookie dough)

@ilt255

8 жыл бұрын

+AWorthlessMan80 It is an art project

@zeitgeistindustries1792

8 жыл бұрын

What's the difference?

Ok so this is 5 years old but I’m doing a brutal moose rewatch and I just realized I think the “doctors” at the end of the FMV are wearing dust masks, not medical masks. Brilliant. Spectacular. Amazing.

So... Bad milk = resurrection? I'll need to remember that when I'm, like, 90.

"Hold up guys. I've got a phone call!" *Shoves phone into eye* "Y'ello."

Did we just play a David Lynch movie?

@babyfacebovver

8 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@smegstar8527

8 жыл бұрын

i am the arm

@SSGErnestP

8 жыл бұрын

That's why Cooper only drinks black coffee

@WhaleManMan

7 жыл бұрын

No, those have actual meaning.

@gamingprotype3802

7 жыл бұрын

That Random Encounter Guy No we are playing a trippy version of Inception.

A game about reincarnation could be interesting. I'm picturing a Groundhog Day style game where every time you die or reach the end of the day you wake up in bed, then you can explore, learn people's schedules, go on gta style massacres, that kind of thing.

@altsadhara

9 жыл бұрын

So, basically a sandbox version of Majora's Mask? Sounds pretty cool, to be honest.

@swishfish8858

9 жыл бұрын

I read that and imagine a less scary PT. You've officially inspired me.

@denbacoe6476

9 жыл бұрын

There's a game coming out like that. I can't remember what it is called though

@MrValBar2

9 жыл бұрын

9r39kn1ck3rs Garbage Day?

@tryhardgaming3912

9 жыл бұрын

TheGeoshark Sort-of infinity blade II

I think he meant "The walrus is Paul" in reference to the Beatles song "Glass Onion", in which they say "The walrus was Paul", that's a lot of walrus.

@COYADD

9 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought too.

@brutalmoose

9 жыл бұрын

I am no master of Beatles knowledge, so it is entirely possible that I missed a Beatles reference.

@2bassguitarist2

9 жыл бұрын

.

@TheDylandProductions

9 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose There's this whole "Paul is Dead" and he died in a car crash in 1966 fan conspiracy. :P They say that there are numerous clues on Beatles album covers, in their songs, and even some backwards messages in songs too! (For instance, at the end of Strawberry Fields Forever, it sounds like John says "I buried Paul" as the song fades out. It was essentially one of the first "creepy pastas" but, just, 30 years before the internet... Pretty fun to read through, though.

@ingentingfilmen

9 жыл бұрын

was just gonna comment that... happy others thought of it! :D

This is like Myst crossed with Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

@nostalgicumbry3279

8 жыл бұрын

Sadly i wouldnt understand this reference if i didnt watch that AVGN episode...

@Elias___

8 жыл бұрын

+Eon Nuzelockersm I think this is how a reference work

@LesleyADragon

7 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thought. It's like someone played Myst while on some really bad drugs and then turned the resulting trip into a game.

have drank spoiled milk, can confirm this is accurate

@fl0atpvnk

Жыл бұрын

Was this before or after the vomiting..? Or during it

"Tell me-has the milk gone bad?" ~Malkovich

@151drum

9 жыл бұрын

Comment of the year

@151drum

9 жыл бұрын

Comment of the year

@mickeysadvocate3911

9 жыл бұрын

Is official. Milk has gone bet.

@drravvenn2000

9 жыл бұрын

"You drink." "No, I don't want to." "YOU GONNA DRINK!"

WAT

@THE_CORNELIUS

9 жыл бұрын

O HAI

@MrPatters

9 жыл бұрын

Hello.

@CelibateSaihara

9 жыл бұрын

You should do a theory on why this game is so fucking weird

@JessesGameRoom

9 жыл бұрын

Ner0mancer HAI

@isabelleshizue7791

6 жыл бұрын

Lockstin!

8 years passed, and it's still one of my favorite Brutalmoose game review videos

@bruh-sl2gc

7 ай бұрын

same, just remembered the vid and gave a rewatch. with the amount of comment likes, im glad theres ppl doing the same

This game both scared the crap out of me, and humored me. It just seemed kinda eerie.

@kemosonicfan123lbp

7 жыл бұрын

aesthetic garbage hole that username

This isn't a game. This is pure unfiltered art.

@user-dn8tr2ir9r

9 жыл бұрын

With a healthy dose of mindfuck for good measure.

The whole "walrus's paw" part was a reference to a lyric found in the Beatles song "Glass Onion" which is a song devoted to referencing other Beatles songs. The lyric is actually: "the walrus was Paul", which is an obvious reference to "I am the Walrus", a song written to satirize those who read too deeply into song lyrics. The reference also has a double meaning as the "Paul is dead conspiracy theory" is based around "back-masking" or reversing Beatles songs to find supposedly "hidden messages". It's really quite clever.

I think this game represents birth. The milk acts as the seed. The darkness acts like the sight from inside the womb. And the code acts like what you'll look like in the future. This explains the ending.

@pokegen2000

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Paterson what about drowning man and lever guy?

@danielpaterson2694

7 жыл бұрын

The drowning man represents the womb. The man is the foetus and the water is the liquid inside the womb. The levers...I dunno about them.

@IABITVpresents

5 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Paterson baby kicks I guess, or the levers, as I imagine, are to pull down the levels of water breaking?? i'm dumb

@zenpinfloops2813

5 жыл бұрын

Nut

"I like milk almost as much as I like getting haircuts" So you now hate milk?

@Skiivin

4 жыл бұрын

He REALLY hates milk now.

@epic8923

3 жыл бұрын

he does

@tiggerie345

3 жыл бұрын

absolutely abhors milk now

Completely unrelated to the video but Ian's hair in this vid is just so fabulous

@mdude3

8 жыл бұрын

+WamblyAxis13 When I heard it I was like "AGH I KNOW I HEARD THIS BUT WHERE"

@gremlinrat420

8 жыл бұрын

+Poyo he gets it cut every night

@lukemckenzie0121

8 жыл бұрын

Well that technically is related to the video... And it is magnificent

@DemiBirdDoes

5 жыл бұрын

His hair now is waaaaaay longer, my sister insists on calling him Cooking Jesus. (Yes he does cooking videos now, and they're AMAZING.)

THE WALRUS IS PAW

@DaniloMotaSoares

9 жыл бұрын

That bold statemente

@worsethanbuzzfeed6353

9 жыл бұрын

Pepic Walrus i am offened

@theduuuude3967

8 жыл бұрын

+Danny Buanno how... Just asking

@worsethanbuzzfeed6353

8 жыл бұрын

wait, i dont remember writing that comment... im scared

@zerothefool2399

8 жыл бұрын

+Pepic Walrus The Walrus is Paul*

7:38 thats a reference to the 1968 beatles song glass onion, he's saying "the walrus is paul" as in reference to paul mccartney

5:41 After watching it for so long and getting hit by recent monke memes, I had a fight or flight response when I almost thought the "uh oh stinky" thing appearing lol

"And by the way, sorry about the trapdoor." ****Character steps away**** "Wait, how did you... you weren't... supposed to be able to do that!" That's the scenario I imagine in my mind.

This is always the video I think of when I think of brutalmoose for some reason. It’s like my brain just downloaded every joke in here because I constantly reference it (which of course no one gets, why would they) I’ve been a fan of Ian’s for years through hidden block and televoid and up to now but for some reason when I think of brutalmoose I think of a weird pc game about spoiled milk.

Am I the only one that thinks this game looks terrifying?

@mattyangelz

8 жыл бұрын

Nope 0-0"

Its playthroughs like these that i still love to look back on. The other videos too. I still hum "im gonna get all the money now" now and again. His new content is amazing too. You can really see the passion

I could never drink a whole glass of milk by itself. It just tastes weird, I can't explain it.

@CrazyRiverOtter

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, some people have it like that. I personally like drinking milk.

@CrazyRiverOtter

9 жыл бұрын

***** Holy... It's like... Cookie cereal! For a second I thought you were replying to a comment I made where I talked about the coagulation of the milk, and I was almost grossed out for a second. XD

@Derikimi

9 жыл бұрын

***** I'll never solve my milk problem. I shall have weak bones forever ;_;

@CrazyRiverOtter

9 жыл бұрын

***** Milk isn't that great of a source of calcium, anyway. I think meat is the best bet for calcium.

@Derikimi

9 жыл бұрын

***** Y-Yeah....I'll go do that.

Has anyone seen my sanity?

@buppabuppababuppabuppa

9 жыл бұрын

I dropped it over there.

@lewisbeechey6167

9 жыл бұрын

***** I guess you could say that sanity was not included

@thepariah3516

9 жыл бұрын

I broke it into a hundred pieces and ate it.

@ArinJager1

9 жыл бұрын

_You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!_

@jameswadland7925

9 жыл бұрын

Oh, its on Birmingham road, to the left of the post box and under the bin.

Why do you like this episode so much, brain? Brain: "I like things with a trippy feel, particularly when it comes to stuff about how the afterlife works." Ok, brain.

"here's another clue for you a-a-all, the walrus was pa-a-aul"

Did anyone notice when he was on the website, the I Hate Everything music was playing?

@moongiggler

9 жыл бұрын

Cyprus Caster It is free music. Watch a lot of the famous youtubers and they'll all use the same music/ Usually by Kevin Macleod.

@frozenhart402

8 жыл бұрын

+Night Vale Trash holy shit i was wondering where i'd heard it before

@mdude3

8 жыл бұрын

It's used again when he's doing the head puzzle.

there's something awfully unsettling about this

This game would be cool... If the puzzles were actually difficult. As it is, it's an interesting experiment.

The fact that I can hear every mouth click from the evil guy on the phone causes me immense distress. My man is really RIGHT UP AGAINST THE MICROPHONE.

What could you possibly be spending money on to pad out the costs to $12,000? That's like: - $100 for a video camera - $0.25 for a newspaper - $1.50 for milk - $1200 for Microsoft Visual Studio Professional - $8000 for crack cocaine - $80 for a broken turntable .... I'm out of ideas.

@linkrulezall

9 жыл бұрын

Supposedly they included the full prices of Photoshop, Quicktime, Sony Vegas, Computers, Rent, etc.

@tgsachris

9 жыл бұрын

linkrulezall Rent? Like for their freaking apartments or something?

@linkrulezall

9 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It says on their website that they live in apartments in NYC

@tgsachris

9 жыл бұрын

linkrulezall how can they include that in the costs then? You have to pay your rent but your rent has nothing to do with some game you were making on the side

@linkrulezall

9 жыл бұрын

I don't know, I just remember reading it in a text interview with them.

The way this guy holds a phone at 2:40...ugh. BECAUSE IT'S HOW I USE THE PHONE AND THAT'S TOTALLY NATURAL.

@ethanconner1

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, people should make direct eye-contact with the phone while making a call, it seems really efficient for hearing!

@dmas7749

9 жыл бұрын

Winter Blizzard Because you totally couldn't make two recordings and sync them together... NO, THAT WOULD BE _LOGICAL_!

@ethanconner1

9 жыл бұрын

D MAS Nope! I mean, who wouldn't be able to not hear the person on the phone when looking directly at it!

@dmas7749

9 жыл бұрын

Winter Blizzard ...You've done it. You've initiated the _sarcasm war_. ... Seriously. 4:59 ~ 5:03 that's how I've walked all my life. And at 9:39 that's how I play a vinyl record, bouncing my fingers slowly up and down to irritate anyone and everyone surrounding me. Except I never had one...

@SamurottofMinnesota

9 жыл бұрын

Cue Jenna marbles*

"I love milk about as much as I love getting haircuts." Ian, I demand you grow your hair long. You will definitely comply.

@ectoValentine

3 жыл бұрын

Well?

@kentknightofcaelin4537

2 жыл бұрын

That worked

Soooo, did he not drink any milk at all in three months? Also, he didn't know the milk was off until he looked at the newspaper. Do you mean to tell that this guy went through Christmas and New Years and still thought it was October? The story is so flimsy I don't know how anyone could call it art.

man i never thought i would see a game where the final boss is bill nye the science guy

@cyrusjazzberry

9 жыл бұрын

Science rules. And kills

Maybe this is why Edward Elric hates milk.

@apenguinwearingatophat5847

9 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't surprise me.

@pfvyuigvyhuhu6253

9 жыл бұрын

But if he doesn't drink it, he'll be a tiny pea-sized runt forever.

@Beelze_Bubbles

9 жыл бұрын

Better to be a runt than to be turned into a baby!!!

I find it really funny how Ian talked so negatively about this game when this video came out and yet the editing style of his modern videos feels so similar to its vibes

The walrus is Paul, ya dingus

@theduuuude3967

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@PlatonicPluto

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

I've not seen such brav-Dairy.

@TheAmericanGamer17

9 жыл бұрын

Hue

@thegamemaster5500

9 жыл бұрын

no

@MrPatters

9 жыл бұрын

Well, I have.

@Workman743

9 жыл бұрын

"MortifiedPenguin" I understood that reference.

@jacobcarver1

9 жыл бұрын

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

They shouldn't have taken it off the site. They could have milked it for more.

@SpikeEye

9 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there!

@oniontheknight9269

9 жыл бұрын

Fuckin alter ego and his vicious puns.

So baby now we got bad milk So is it Almond Joy or Silk? Now please don't make me wear a kilt Cuz baby now we got bad milk HEY

i have a distinct memory of watching this video while eating popcorn shrimp as i was sick. it's...so specific.

This game makes me want to tie balloons to my wrists, and float up so high I suffocate, before the balloons pop and I fall to earth likely killing another person or causing property damage.

@thelightclaw

9 жыл бұрын

Or landing on concrete and doing damage to no one.

@BigMarcello100

9 жыл бұрын

thelightclaw Fucking Hippy... (Jk no hate)

@John_Greer

9 жыл бұрын

thelightclaw Even if he/she doesn't hit any one, he/she can still give who ever is gonna end up cleaning up a really crappy day.

@crazyj10agains

9 жыл бұрын

thelightclaw The concrete would likely get a wicked crack in it, reminding any common passers-by of a nasty incident and putting a slight damper on their day. Don't overlook psychological damage.

@Magitek1112

9 жыл бұрын

Or, you could use the balloons in a more constructive way: Attach lots of balloons to an island, gather all the world's criminals onto it, and then float them away. No, I don't know how that works.

How does it feel to be born again, Ian?

This game is honestly what it feels like to have really bad food poisoning. Feels just like sitting in a void trying to piece reality back together as you're fully naked in the bathroom blowing out of both ends.

You know, I almost had bad milk with my cereal. That was a close one.

I feel like this is the spiritual sequel to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

I refuse to believe that those guys were not on drugs while making that game.

@CrowbarMenace

9 жыл бұрын

No, they were not on drugs, the drugs were on them.

@IceLancemen

9 жыл бұрын

Why else would it have cost them $12000 to make?

@pfvyuigvyhuhu6253

9 жыл бұрын

Expired drugs, probably.

@SectoidMedic94

9 жыл бұрын

Not drugs, just some expired milk.

I love going back to this video so much. I dont know what does it

I feel like this will give me nightmares. not scary ones, just creepy ones that make me uncomfortable to lay down in the dark

*The Walrus Was Paul! He said the Walrus was Paul!* It's a reference to the Beetles song "Glass Onion" "I told you 'bout the walrus and me, man You know that we're as close as can be, man Well, here's another clue for you all; *The walrus was Paul!"* The significance is explained if you type in "The Walrus was Paul" on TVTrope's search bar and hit enter.

He is actually saying the walrus is Paul, this is a reference to the Beatles song Glass Onion, which when played backwards would say the walrus is Paul. Supposedly saying that singer Paul McCartney was dead.

@TheInkPitOx

9 жыл бұрын

It's an actual part of the song, playing on the "Paul is dead" thing.

I don't know why, but I like the sound when you finish the combination lock.

This isn't a game! It's a fever dream!

@liamgardner2985

8 жыл бұрын

Goat simulator makes more sense than this.

@ioletsgo7539

8 жыл бұрын

+Christonator how?

Wait, than what was the point of the walrus is paw?

@andrewollmann304

7 жыл бұрын

Myzma "The Walrus is Paul," a reference to a Beatles song.

@TakaG

6 жыл бұрын

Two Beatles songs actually.

@mcbadrobotvoice8155

6 жыл бұрын

Myzma so like.....is that a clue to something

@YaMamasAss

6 жыл бұрын

mc bad robot voice From what it looks like, not at all. Might just be a throwaway reference.

@baritonetransgirlgaming2900

6 жыл бұрын

"The Walrus is Paul" (a line in Glass Onion) is often tied into the Paul McCartney died in 1966 conspiracy. A theory that is fueled by messages people supposedly hear when they listen to songs backwards. For example, the line "Number Nine" (Revolution 9 is a weird song) when played backwards is supposedly, "Turn me on deadman"

"I like milk almost as much as I like haircuts" i guess you must hate milk these days then

@Karmy.

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

I love that I got an add for a company called Dairy Good while watching this

Bad Milk is truly one of the games of all time

"The Walrus is Paul" is a line from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" and is used in conspiracy theories about Paul McCartney having died and having been replaced.

Just watching Ian play this game made me feel uncomfortable. The pitch black background, lack of music, and cryptic as hell messages made me feel like a jump scare was going to pop up every 5 seconds.

@nacho4288

9 жыл бұрын

Wait...this scared you...?

@fed7516

9 жыл бұрын

Well, I guess this game came out before the horror game genre became mainstream and full of jumpscares so...

I just can't stop watching this over and over again...

Listening to a bunch of your videos at half speed. This is super relaxing. I'm very tired.

Clearly has never listened to the Beatles EVER. The Walrus Was Paul is a lyric from Glass Onion, a song John wrote for the White album...... HERE'S ANOTHER CLUE FOR YOU ALL, THE WALRUS IS PAUL

@Yoshirama

5 жыл бұрын

3-4 The Beatles are overrated pop-garbage.

"I love milk just about as much as I love getting haircuts..." Don't drink much milk these days, huh, Ian?

This is one of my favorite brutalmoose vids so I come back and watch it from time to time just to chill and enjoy some earlier brutalmoose content. This and socialolotron are probably some of my favs of all time. Oh! And captain bible. Captain bible too. The games are just so charming and just kinda strange lol

@shawnfields2757

5 жыл бұрын

Hart Strokes Yeah, too bad about socialioitron is age restricted, even though it's blurred out, but I agree dude, those are great videos Ian's made. He's also got great hair and looks cool, maybe, if I looked that cool, maybe girls would actually like me more than as friends...

Don't mind me, just rewatching some classic Brutalmoose videos

Never cry over spilt milk, but ALWAYS cry over spoiled milk because something like this might happen.

@l.j.nguyen2586

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, good point. LOL!

Honestly, I think this game succeeds at everything it set out to do. I think you were rather brash in your evaluation, this game looks like a surreal inanity-festival.

Help! I can't stop rewatching this episode and I don't know why!

I think this is the angriest I've ever seen a game make you. It's glorious.

"The Walrus is Paul." It's a Beatles reference.

@ronnieradon

9 жыл бұрын

No, it's paw.

The funniest part is drinking spoiled milk wouldn't even hurt you because its pasteurized, therefore no harmful bacteria.

I just found your channel and been binging your videos for the past few days and thought you were a pretty cool dude but the altimit os bg completely sold me and I'm convinced that you're super rad (also you're hilarious so that helps)

I want the phone guy to say "There is something you must know, and I'm gonna tell you, so: Don't sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show!"