My "go to" bad joke at the moment is; you'd think removing a snail's shell would make it quicker, but it just makes it more sluggish.

@PsychoDiesel48

3 жыл бұрын

I'm taking this one XD

@player0ne16

2 жыл бұрын

*_*slow applause*_*

@unlikelygamer

2 жыл бұрын

Because it's dead.

@kodered59

2 жыл бұрын

Any new ones?

@doublexjamy2

2 жыл бұрын

Well done slugger

"An Irishman walks out of a bar."

@UnKn0wN4407

2 жыл бұрын

It will always be one of my most favourtie lines from Finn.

@thesandguardianofthesand

2 жыл бұрын

Why did I laugh reading this??

@Bluzigo

2 жыл бұрын

*pause……… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I can levitate birds but nobody cares" is one of my favorites

@galladegamer3579

3 жыл бұрын

I woke up today and folded my bed back into a couch... almostbrokebothmyarmsbecauseitsnotthatkindofbed

@ninjabluefyre3815

8 ай бұрын

I bought some instant water, but I don't know what to add.

@Lucifersfursona

3 ай бұрын

Mine is “what if Bigfoot, himself, is just blurry”

"god you're handsome." "I know, thank you. and i will not return a compliment."

@MrSage0011

4 жыл бұрын

Are you by any chance from jojo

@sage1613

4 жыл бұрын

Sage i don't think so, other me.

@lindamarsh3586

4 жыл бұрын

Does that make him Arin Hansonme?

@professorfukyu744

2 жыл бұрын

I know. You're welcome.

@ryanwebb309

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

"Dude... just... Pity laugh, at least." The first time I heard that made me laugh so much. It still does actually.

@houdini9739

4 жыл бұрын

and Dan's version of that at 19:55. Jesus Christ, they have such amazing saves when their absolutely shitty jokes fall on their faces.

@whatrhymeswithcharlsie

4 жыл бұрын

56:12 for anyone wondering abt the timestamp XD

@mustafafarah2604

4 жыл бұрын

Houdini has One who Okay one

@mustafafarah2604

4 жыл бұрын

Houdini has always had better be JHey jjhas has to lol poo

@BrigsbyDowers

4 жыл бұрын

Mustafa Farah r/IHadAStroke

*BUT THE RECEPTION WAS I N C R E D I B L E*

@reagantorrey69

5 жыл бұрын

@Art Squabbles Oh hi, Appolo Justice.

@suryavl9230

5 жыл бұрын

BUT DONT S T A R T ANYTHING

@conceptmedicine7611

5 жыл бұрын

*DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?* if we can keep this going that'd be awesome

@juck564

5 жыл бұрын

A DISLEXIC MAN WALKS INTO A BRA

@weirdkidjamie7592

5 жыл бұрын

*I KNOW, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS*

17:43 Arin: "You know the only reason I come here is because the drinks are free." Dan: "..." Arin: "... I'll be here all night" That joke is actually genius.

@kaykaychanz

4 жыл бұрын

I do not get it

@spycheck

4 жыл бұрын

Don't get it

@Drspankin

4 жыл бұрын

ITS FRED

@cassidyconroy4101

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@zcarp8642

3 жыл бұрын

For the ones who dont get it, hes lonely, and since the drinks are free, hes staying all night drinking

8:01 i told my mom that peanut joke a while back when the episode first came out, and too this day, she still brings it up. it made her so happy, thanks grumps for making my mom happy!

@StardustGalaxy129

3 жыл бұрын

Awww

@soliddragon5571

2 жыл бұрын

That's so sweet

@PipitLady

2 жыл бұрын

tbh i tell that one to people all the time too 😅😅😅

"WhAt d0 yOu CalL a FiSh witH no EWE's"

@hotpotatosalad8398

5 жыл бұрын

I still find that reference absolutely hilarious.

@arceus8089

5 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSSSS!

@starlight4649

5 жыл бұрын

A *FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@Zephrinth

5 жыл бұрын

im S O R R Y OKAY?!

@ainurmusician64

5 жыл бұрын

69th like. Excellent reference, Greenking.

I love how aggressive their delivery is

@arcturus8896

5 жыл бұрын

it's not digiorno

@Matt-ot9nx

5 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT DIGIORNO

@weewoo7017

5 жыл бұрын

Its not Digiorno

@rugxulo

5 жыл бұрын

It's not Delissio. And I'm not Canadian.

@PrincessLockette

Жыл бұрын

they sound like gilbert gottfried

I'm still waiting for them to use the "small medium at large" joke regarding Maya in Phoenix Wright. Edit: THEY DID IT!!!! FINALLY!!!

@RanMouri82

5 жыл бұрын

What if she shopped in France while channeling Mia? A large medium in ze mall.

@AnthroFiend

5 жыл бұрын

RanMouri82 There we go!

@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420

4 жыл бұрын

They did it twice

"Honey bunches of oaths" "They're shaped like betrayal"

@weemwom22

3 жыл бұрын

B e t r a i l m i x

That five second pause before Danny gets the "DAM!" joke is priceless

@Knitesage

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he got it immediately and was trying not to laugh

@puls3fusions

3 жыл бұрын

@@Knitesage Pretty sure it doesn’t matter

@drakeisacake

3 жыл бұрын

Wait when was this?

@Shindai

3 жыл бұрын

@@drakeisacake 2:58

@Shindai

3 жыл бұрын

@@Knitesage Entirely possible of course, but I'm going by him saying he was only half paying attention so it took a few seconds to register :)

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer today, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

@sciencesays7492

5 жыл бұрын

Pff- Oh my god-

@roberte.o.speedwagon6043

5 жыл бұрын

*TRIPPING ALL DAY, KAAAAAARRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL*

@NikoJr.

5 жыл бұрын

That joke works on more levels than it should

@dreamieramune

5 жыл бұрын

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@adoptdontshop3911

5 жыл бұрын

This is terrible and I love it

19:49 when Dan did the "Hello, is this thing on?" I died

@TheEFRoommates

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that that I choked

Two cows are in a field The first one says “Moo” The second one says “Damn, I was just going to say that!”

@galladegamer3579

3 жыл бұрын

Deja moo

@Milfcum6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@galladegamer3579 the feeling you’ve heard this bull before

@jackie6tnein973

2 ай бұрын

I was going to say this was an asdf joke, but that was with ducks.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."

@TheMonKeGamer

5 жыл бұрын

Love this!

@houdini9739

5 жыл бұрын

And here I was trying to figure out how II was 5

@game-enjoyer13

5 жыл бұрын

don’t get it

@TheMonKeGamer

5 жыл бұрын

@@game-enjoyer13 a 2 on your hands makes a V and V in Roman numerals is 5.

@game-enjoyer13

5 жыл бұрын

TNS Gaming oh shit XD

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra" is my favorite stupid joke ever

@floofy2453

4 жыл бұрын

oh holy crap it's me

@Slashscreen

4 жыл бұрын

@@floofy2453 i was me first, go get your own me

@LiamLightwolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@Slashscreen *starts singing "Be Your Own You" from The Amazing World of Gumball*

@michaelgiffen7541

4 жыл бұрын

Mine is "an Irish man walks out of a bar"

@OriginalCreatorSama

4 жыл бұрын

It's my favorite one line joke! My favorite joke ever is from a highlights magazine i read when i was 8 "What did scientists know when they found bones on the Moon?" "The cow didn't make it."

My absolute favorite in this entire thing is just the comic timing of 1:01:07 "I think a good piece of therapy would be to... umm..." *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!* "... The fuck was that?"

@t1gd

2 жыл бұрын

Best joke never written.

@TheBodyEuphoric

2 ай бұрын

"Didja hear that scream?!" ... "GYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGHHH"

Arin: "What's red and green and smells like [CENSORED]?" Danny: "What?" My KZread feed: cuts to a Taco Bell ad

@nicholasdelbene3565

3 жыл бұрын

Mine cuts to wawa

@ethangleason8357

2 жыл бұрын

Mine cut to DoorDash 🤣🤣

@stankenpicklethethird507

2 жыл бұрын

me thinks the algorithm gods are sending vague warnings

@Nok1me

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethangleason8357 mine cut to skip the dishes

@skulking8628

2 жыл бұрын

mine cut to a megan thee stallion ad 😭

Arin: "Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One fish turned to the other and said, 'Dam!'" *Long Pause* Dan: *D I E S*

@Mista3456

5 жыл бұрын

I still didnt get it

@sorren150

5 жыл бұрын

Carlos herrera “Dam” = “damn”

@thatonemajin3578

5 жыл бұрын

the ran into a dam

@Typos.

5 жыл бұрын

Where is that in the video

@thatonemajin3578

5 жыл бұрын

@@Typos. the begining

My ex-wife still misses me *_bUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER_*

@Leon.Hickey

5 жыл бұрын

*HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER*

@VerbenaHA

5 жыл бұрын

"You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible."

@Blechhower

5 жыл бұрын

@@Leon.Hickey

@bleack8701

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of married with children "Did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far"

@dravenbear7923

5 жыл бұрын

Morrigan BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

I just watched the movie _San Andreas._ It had a few faults!

@corvidcreepz

3 жыл бұрын

This is underrated.

@exxor9108

3 жыл бұрын

I just _knew_ it was all her fault!

@zeoalexo

3 жыл бұрын

We play GTA San Andreas in this home. If you came to watch the movie, well.... YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

3 жыл бұрын

Richter? I barely knew her!

@guyinthecorner0

3 жыл бұрын

YO. FUCKIN SPEEDY EGGBERT. I HAVENT PLAYED THAT SHIT SINCE I WAS A KID, THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF IT

Getting dan to say what is up dog is still the best moment in grumps history

@lullsbaby9321

3 жыл бұрын

Ewe

@solsticegaming4551

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE LEAVE THIS AT 69 LIKES FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. This is the best comment.

A cat walks into a doctor's office. The doctor asks, "What's wrong?" The cat says, "Meow." The doctor replies: "I know, but where?"

@Chromeno

5 жыл бұрын

Goddamnit

@Pironesia

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed

@musicmanvincent3703

5 жыл бұрын

The cat says, "In my Purrostate."

@tonystark106422

5 жыл бұрын

@@musicmanvincent3703 No, you made my bad joke into a mediocre one...

@musicmanvincent3703

5 жыл бұрын

@@tonystark106422 I know😅

I gotta admit it’s really weird listening to this and not hearing the word “DRUMP” in between jokes lol

@SuperSilver7591

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!?!

@Randomness823

5 жыл бұрын

Drump?

@NightmareKnight7

5 жыл бұрын

Still love that DRUMP video, though.

@lewishiniski1276

5 жыл бұрын

Idk bout u but I still hear it out of nerve reaction.

@TwanontheTablet

5 жыл бұрын

So that was what was missing, I thought it sounded off...

This wedding is so emotional, even the cake is in tiers.

This one got a few laughs from my peers "What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison"

@SeekerGoldstone

4 жыл бұрын

THAT JOKE TRIGGERED THE HUMOUR RESPONSE OF SEVERAL OF MY HUMAN FRIENDS AS WELL BUT ONLY WHEN TRANSMITTED VIA ELECTRONIC MESSAGING. ARE YOU SURE IT SHOULD BE SHOUTED, LIKE YOU TYPED IT? I'VE RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY COMEDIC TIMING CHIP AND IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING OPTIMALLY SO THE ISSUE MAY BE ON YOUR END.

@Lucifersfursona

3 ай бұрын

@@SeekerGoldstone”I stood up and screamed it”

The updog bit will forever be one of my favorites, especially the animated version of it

@senajabeen1076

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@shumymai

4 жыл бұрын

@@senajabeen1076 updog. y'know, updog.

@futurecar6750

3 жыл бұрын

Yo you have a beautiful profile pic

@neouniverse4834

3 жыл бұрын

By pookie?

@mississippiking1366

2 жыл бұрын

@@senajabeen1076 The joke is that you're supposed to get the other person to ask "What's Updog?" Which is like someone asking you, "What's Up, Dawg?" In response you say, "nothing much, what's up with you" but Arin devolved into pure ectasy

I love how this is an HOUR-LONG they have enough bad jokes for an hour-long compilation amazing

@trenchcoatjoe1891

5 жыл бұрын

They have enough for a 7 year compilation.

@davepoo1291

5 жыл бұрын

Best part is this is probably a severely abridged version lol

@flanthief

5 жыл бұрын

Just wait until the Spantzz comp comes out

@marsil602the2nd

5 жыл бұрын

and most top comments are copy-paste from the first 15 minutes lol

@scarletbard6511

4 жыл бұрын

Well, these are the *intentionally* bad jokes. If it was every bad joke, the video would stretch past the great heat death of the universe.

“And god said come forth John and receive eternal life, but he came fifth and won a toaster”

@ryanwebb309

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Name_Redacted_lol

21 күн бұрын

This killed me

Just as I'm watching this video, I look in my recommended and I unironically see: *Phoenix Wright 22 - Small Medium at Large* *I'm scared*

@Gold161803

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but in reverse

My fave was Arin's bad Wind Waker joke, and Danny said "Barry, throw some crickets in there." ...And then literal crickets were thrown across the screen.

@LeudieBlues

5 жыл бұрын

You really broke wind with that one, I thought you’d breeze through that joke but it blows.

@AdjacentJustice

5 жыл бұрын

18:07

@VerbenaHA

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeudieBlues I tried to catch your meaning, but I mist.

@andrewstoner2032

Жыл бұрын

Why do you know how to spell "thrown" but not "throw"?

@BigHailFan

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewstoner2032 because i do and this is an old ass typo.

The Goonies updog bit gets me every time because Arin goes full Michael Scott

@senajabeen1076

5 жыл бұрын

Could you explain that joke I didn't understand it

@arcturus8896

5 жыл бұрын

@@senajabeen1076 its just updog

@lucasgriffith6117

5 жыл бұрын

What’s updog

@arcturus8896

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucasgriffith6117 Not much how about you?

@Zephrinth

5 жыл бұрын

Gotcha!

"what's red and green and smells like shit?" **Perfectly ques ad break**

the grumps introduced me to stephen wright and i am eternally grateful bc he’s funny as hell “i once played poker with a tarot deck. i got a full house and four people died.”

Which side of a cat has the most fur? The outside.

@starlight4649

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know, hairless cats can still get hairballs.

@lastestchannel2218

4 жыл бұрын

Roxas1314 hdmekxs

@booty_hunter4207

4 жыл бұрын

@@starlight4649 are you implying that cats produce their own hairballs inside their body

@Yewtewba

2 жыл бұрын

@@booty_hunter4207 no, just hairy balls

"In communist russia you're good at super mario 64-" "hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA DAN"

@rugxulo

5 жыл бұрын

25:07 🤣

@justinperez493

4 жыл бұрын

VOTE OF CONFIDENCE ACCEPTED AND APPRECIATED

@evieisleavie

4 жыл бұрын

*D A N .*

@opossumtrash

3 жыл бұрын

O

What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything, he ain't coming

@Ilikebunnies-metoo

4 жыл бұрын

A weenie dog (cuz weenies/hot dogs have no legs)

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@StardustGalaxy129

3 жыл бұрын

That's sad

@TheKreature13666

3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Dunham: Achmed, That's like the oldest joke in the book. Achmed: I know, but in my case, it was true...

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKreature13666 Achmed the Islamophobic Standup Routine

15:02 - danny's little "what is updog?" is so pure. that is all, continue.

I knew kirby's epic yarn part 25 would be here

@gregs8908

5 жыл бұрын

Rando Dando and first no less! As it should be!!

@restless276

5 жыл бұрын

It’s literally the “bad joke” episode,it’d be a crime to not have it in here

Arin is married Has spent time with a 14 yo And love Dad jokes... All he needs to do now is sneeze with the bottom of his lungs that makes his back hurt, and he's set!

@gothicMCRgirl

5 жыл бұрын

He’s worn socks with flip flops before, I believe that’s enough to qualify him as a dad by now.

@TheoneSilverRose

5 жыл бұрын

That's it! The internet has a new dad now!

@okami-rose803

5 жыл бұрын

Wait I do that

@TheoneSilverRose

5 жыл бұрын

@@okami-rose803 well then I guess you're a dad now

@evieisleavie

4 жыл бұрын

@@okami-rose803 Oh, shit. Didn't expect to have a son now, did you?

"I think a good piece of therapy would be to umm-" *"GHYEEEEEEAAAAAARGH"*

two cannibals are eating a clown.... One says to the other-' "*DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?! *"

@igneousschwarz

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as it happened

@temarinara77

3 жыл бұрын

The first time i heard that joke i died

Why do they sound like Gruncle Stan from Graviy Falls?

@holdenrounds5882

5 жыл бұрын

Arin is grunkle Stan that’s why

@-memoria-2136

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that.

@rainbigsby5945

5 жыл бұрын

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

@evanricerdson1076

5 жыл бұрын

Rain Bigsby I love that scene the first time I watched that episode I couldn’t stop laughing

@Ayden_B

5 жыл бұрын

Rain Bigsby you see it’s funny because marriage is terrible

Arin tricking dan into saying what is up dog is still one of the funniest moments ever

@JayTohab

4 жыл бұрын

... *What is updog*

dan's adorably innocent "what is updog?" kills me

Danny: That's Bellsprout?!? Me: Be careful who you make fun of in middle school.

15:01 "what is updog?" oh yessssssssssssss the fabled updog joke

@Ilikebunnies-metoo

4 жыл бұрын

"WELL AREN'T YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF"

That "Air-ees what I breathe" moment just killed me. I've heard it before, but god damn I just wasn't expecting it this time. Holy shit was that funny

@Creables

5 жыл бұрын

The joke wasn’t much, but the delivery was incredible!

@TheTwentySevenClub

4 жыл бұрын

Time?

@heatherperleberg7816

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheTwentySevenClub Time is a concept we have to mark temporal intervals.

1:00:37 “He wasn’t a carver, he invented peanut butter” 🤣 I have no idea why that got me the way it did

What do you call a mercenary that uses a spear . A freelancer

@exist4046

3 жыл бұрын

I-

@centuritron

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, technically speaking a lance & a spear are 2 different weapons, so if you want freelancer go be your punchline, the joke should be something along the lines of... What do you call a jouster for hire? A freelancer.

YES. The anti jokes segment has always been my favorite lol my girlfriend and I still quote these to each other

@raseli4066

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good life

@alycremie

5 жыл бұрын

fool girls aren't real they're a scam made by makeup companies to sell more makeup

@houdini9739

5 жыл бұрын

I text the anti-jokes to my friends on a regular basis with no context

@starlight4649

5 жыл бұрын

@@houdini9739 immediately followed by *sorry wrong person* In the true game grumps fashion.

@houdini9739

5 жыл бұрын

Trasher oh no sorry wrong person is a completely different gag. I’ll text them about how I think they’re a little bitch or something and then say sorry wrong number

What do you call a belt with a watch on it, A waste of time..... I'll see myself out

@cursedconnie77

5 жыл бұрын

nice one

@xkennyPLx

5 жыл бұрын

@LuckyBearBassist If he suffocates on his own tongue, he'll know the TASTE of defeat.

@laff2much

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Have you ever eaten a watch? It’s time-consuming.

@aarontrueblood9731

5 жыл бұрын

I had an out of body experience the other day. I was beside myself

@TheRealZura

5 жыл бұрын

*waist

The fact that they have bad jokes enough for an hour long compilation both amazes and baffles me.

What do you call an irishman who is always sitting on his porch? *Paddy O'Furniture*

The "small medium at large" joke was in the pun joke book Ellie reads in the last of us lol

Proof that Arin's and Dan's improv makes even the worst jokes hilarious ♡

Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Macbeth, because he did murder most foul!

@amberdeyuliis7886

3 жыл бұрын

More like MCbeth

@exist4046

3 жыл бұрын

Im so glad i read Macbeth just like... last month so i understand it lmao

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

When Dan said "Last one." at 3:49, I looked back and moved my mouse to reveal that the video was an hour long. Last one indeed, Daniel.

this is one of the longest compilations I've ever seen they've made so many bad jokes

@cousycousy

5 жыл бұрын

and theyre all hilarious

@Wulfex

5 жыл бұрын

I would argue that they've made very few good jokes lol

@cryoriku

5 жыл бұрын

their singing comp runs nearly 3 hours. and ive seen game grump comps anywhere from 8-12 hours long. game grumps fans are wild

@ongrong1611

5 жыл бұрын

You clearly haven't seen any compilations by "game grumps compilations". pretty much all of them are like 2 hours

I love how the comments are references, laughter, and then just more jokes.

No one: Nobody: Not a Soul: Dan: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵘᵖᵈᵒᵍᵍ?

i tell that antenna joke as often as i can

@theresakulpa3004

5 жыл бұрын

Same! Whenever i start a sentence with "Two antennas..." I can hear my brother sigh across the room

@SageOfTheWood

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Bad jokes? So basically the entirety of the Joke Yoda bit from Mario Maker?

@Gillty101

5 жыл бұрын

FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@capdan9708

5 жыл бұрын

Jooooooooke

@HeironFlex

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT IS A SITH LORD'S FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP? DARTH MAUL FUNNYYYYYYYY JOKE!

@DannoHung

5 жыл бұрын

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

@capdan9708

5 жыл бұрын

DannoHung I can Beat beat MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Nothing is more pure to me than Arin laughing at having made Dan ask "What is UpDog?"

30:36 Danny becomes his dad LMAO

Here’s a joke: Two girls walked into a bar. yOuD tHiNk OnE oF tHeM wOuLdVe sEeN iT

@sonycat-themed-sex

5 жыл бұрын

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHJAHAHA

@tylerhernandez521

4 жыл бұрын

that took me way too long to understand lmao

@crazytornadoe7039

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain please

@TheChemist418

3 жыл бұрын

crazy tornadoe walking into a bar, like walking INTO a building. Like crashing into it because you weren’t paying attention

@crazytornadoe7039

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS

What happens when Batman and Robin face a steamroller? They become Flatman and Ribbon.

I'm here because Joke Yoda's response to Dan of "That was a good one, but the delivery could use a little something" is the funniest damn thing he said, and that line isn't used in any of the animations.

Me: brushing my teeth while watching this video Danny: "what is updog?" Me laughs so hard that I accidentally push the brush way too far into the back of mouth so I choke

why does micheal j fox make the best milkshakes? because he has Parkinson's? *no, because he uses the finest ingredients*

@starlight4649

5 жыл бұрын

Why is Hellen Keller such a bad driver? Because she's blind? Uhhhh she's dead.

@oldpotatoman4838

4 жыл бұрын

That Shovel Knight episode is great

But how did you condense every episode from the last seven years into a single compilation?

@Creables

5 жыл бұрын

Selecko This is part one of many..

18:06 "Barry throw in some crickets." My favorite part

fun fact: this is my favorite compilation to listen to as sleep aid; it doesn’t require too much brainpower, but just enough to give my mind something to do

Ahhh nice to see another regular episode

@jonchtronch3662

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@jonchtronch3662

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrainhasPain ok

@starlight4649

5 жыл бұрын

MmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmm... *FUNNY JOKE*

@rugxulo

5 жыл бұрын

Want more regular? Eat more Wendy's!

“What is he, Jack and the Beanstalk?” Reminds me of that line from Dear Evan Hansen, “You fell out of a tree? What are you, an acorn?”

@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970

3 жыл бұрын

Of all the things i expected, DEH was not one of them.

I bought a joke on Amazon. I've heard better *But the delivery was incredible*

What did the mortician say to the soon-to-be mummy? "Let's wrap this up!"

*Deja-Moo* : _The feeling that you've heard this bull before._

I don't get it. I watched the whole thing and didn't hear a single bad joke

@mmaldonadoofficial

5 жыл бұрын

Bad: I saw a couple holding hands while jogging together. It made hopeful that one day I could meet someone who I can hate them together with. There, now you have a "single bad joke"

@karymecamilo8499

5 жыл бұрын

All of us who watched it were the bad joke.

@starlight4649

5 жыл бұрын

Congratulations! You're deaf!

@andrewjenkins9965

5 жыл бұрын

Great comment, Dad.

@Opentil10

4 жыл бұрын

Because all the jokes were married

DISCLAIMER: THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE A blind man walks into a bar... *And a table, and a chair.*

@houstonjones9123

5 жыл бұрын

Maximus Prime As a blind man I find that extremely offensive.

@oldpotatoman4838

4 жыл бұрын

XD

"whats red, green and smells like shit?" KZread immediately cutting to an ad: "GROUND BEEF"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

@Ilikebunnies-metoo

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's a *FSH* !

what kind of overalls does Mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM

@octobobo99

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigpigeon2384 that's uh Kinda mean

@Cynapede

5 жыл бұрын

am i dumb for not getting the joke? can someone explain plz?

@ELSTINKO.

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cynapede super Mario bros underground theme

@bigpigeon2384

5 жыл бұрын

Salmonella Fitzgerald it’s also uh Kinda a joke

@jessicalanderos905

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigpigeon2384 look man... i know i'm going to hell so dying is the last thing i wanna do at the moment.

'In Communist Russia, you're good at Mario 64...' "hahahahHAhAHAHA Dan"

21:39 My favorite part of this is that randomly inserting pokemon/pokemon moves names into conversation is actually the calibre of humor in Sword and Shield. As in that's what they actually do in the games. Because Gamefreak knows trying is optional.

Game Grumps, a comedy KZread channel: Posts video on Bad Jokes. Video length: over one hour. Outstanding move

I came to this video almost immediatley after it released and there was a dislike. If they don't like the video, why did they come here before me...

@spooky_moron

5 жыл бұрын

Cause they don't have a life and fill the empty void by being trolls

@victorpersson02

5 жыл бұрын

@@spooky_moron Sad. Truly, just sad.

@606aichan7O7

5 жыл бұрын

People have also been saying (I think I saw 2?) who said they disliked it because it isn't "bad'" so that could also be the case

@rugxulo

5 жыл бұрын

It's probably bots. I don't know why.

Picture me, at work: "A good piece of therapy is- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." followed by a 1ft jump in the air because I wasn't ready for this, this early.

7:43 “Aries what I breathe.” Thank you, Arin.

-“terrible jokes”- *no no you mean-* *”Good jokes”*

@elkaolafson9884

5 жыл бұрын

C- jokes

I’m going thru a really bad break up. So grateful for these boys for making me smile.

@rugxulo

5 жыл бұрын

You don't need that clown. Apparently you need a bigger, scarier clown.

A fire fighter gets called into a bar and asks the bartender "what's the problem?" The bartender says "Oh thank god you're here! The drinks are on the house and we can't get'em down!"

I was gonna make a collection of steak jokes, but those are a rare medium well done.

What I don't understand is why the Chinese don't just use forks and spoons like the rest of us.

@leels_w_feels7855

5 жыл бұрын

Vej lets make an agreement and everyone can use forks and spoons like chopsticks.

@Nope-ds4hm

5 жыл бұрын

*You look good tonight*

@ForgetGamingRye

5 жыл бұрын

Because chopsticks were more friendly and less threatening

@silvislotus5064

5 жыл бұрын

Because the spoons don't have enough grip to hold the dog still-

@c00mwall

5 жыл бұрын

*uncontrollable Dan laughter*

Arin:Two antenas met on a roof...Fell in love and got married...The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂

@jakebello7988

5 жыл бұрын

Colleen Glanville As did the Grumps!

@colleenglanville8080

5 жыл бұрын

@@jakebello7988 😂😂😂

"What's red and green and smells like shit?" Cuts to ad.. "Modern Life" lol

31:19 is Arin's best fake laugh