Why can't you fart inside an Apple store Because it doesn't have Windows
@thatchindogirl
6 жыл бұрын
im choked
@alicia390
6 жыл бұрын
Im chocked 2
@jacksbros3373
6 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@explosivemushrooms730
6 жыл бұрын
miki2003pl well actually you could fart in there even if it didn’t have windows it just wouldn’t air out so the proper punchline would be why can’t you air out an apple store after farting
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
6 жыл бұрын
That was good
@triniteeh29936 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s funnier the jokes or the guy laughing in the background😹
@fanniliyx3616
6 жыл бұрын
Trin ARMY same xd
@partiid
6 жыл бұрын
actually thats the whole crew having fun behind the cameras and sounding stuff, must be fun to shoot that video xD
@raychong3968
5 жыл бұрын
Jin's dad jokes is better ❤
@triniteeh2993
5 жыл бұрын
Jin's dad jokes is better than yours AYEEEE LMAO
@VarunGupta3009
5 жыл бұрын
Definitely Donald Trump
@agenttoukan58404 жыл бұрын
What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? *Carlos*
@snek7030
4 жыл бұрын
wOw
@kasjaymz5803
4 жыл бұрын
Ace yooo 😂😂
@angeldarkness7874
4 жыл бұрын
Very nice😂😂😂
@yukadiangelo
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@spooksplace
4 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAHA-
@nicogibbs23145 жыл бұрын
Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it
@rianreon
4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock Who’s there Orin Orin who? Your comment is unoringinal
@piraten72
4 жыл бұрын
Systex • 13 years ago you’re 1 year order than me
@rianreon
4 жыл бұрын
@Cena • 12 years ago • Updated 😂
@rianreon
4 жыл бұрын
Dadias Dadias Who?
@lucidmlem
4 жыл бұрын
No reply viewing or reading more. You're still working on it.
@ahmedfarhan34976 жыл бұрын
First video was better BISON
@milosjoksimovicjogz5657
6 жыл бұрын
Ahmed Farhan That was the best joke I've heard all my life 😂 bison hahahahga
@ahmedfarhan3497
6 жыл бұрын
Milos Joksimovic I replayed it like 1000 time 🤣🤣🤣
@togegorengpedas4830
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@cbxjr
5 жыл бұрын
What did the buffalo tell his son be4 leaving college
@user-bj8ie9qw8l
5 жыл бұрын
It really was😂😂😂
@dita_nan6 жыл бұрын
Im sorry to my future kids, you have to hear this jokes when you are grow up later..
@harfanmohammed9467
5 жыл бұрын
Nandita Dwiky I wish i was the dad, telling our kids this jokes 😂🔥
@benjaminmoua78
5 жыл бұрын
My dad tells bad dad jokes all the time. It gets the family laughing. An then there’s me, same sence if humor to carry that tradition.
@parthgupte4175
5 жыл бұрын
My dad tells bad jokes to but I have to laugh
@jaxusr235
5 жыл бұрын
Nandita Dwiky Be proud. They will know true laughter.
@blabla-rg7ky
4 жыл бұрын
these* ... grown up*
@midoriyee5 жыл бұрын
"What did the vegeterian say to the doctor?" "I don't know" "I feel good-" *Instant laughter*
@-ofrenzy2983
2 жыл бұрын
i didn't get it.
@zmjcky-833
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ofrenzy2983 nobody did
@staalejonko
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ofrenzy2983 because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Vegetarians eat quite healthy so they wouldn't have to go to the doctor, but if they would, they will say they feel good. that's the joke
@nothere3982
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@notlucas6859
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ofrenzy2983 head to my toes tomatoes to ma toes
@janetcharlish64834 жыл бұрын
I don’t usually tell dad jokes... But when I do, he usually laughs
@pratikb8131
4 жыл бұрын
I thought he farts
@dimitris_zaha
4 жыл бұрын
Mine beats me
@mayocult2025
4 жыл бұрын
Two physicists walk to a bar One of them says "What do you measure electricity by?" The other, in confusion asks "Watt?"
@danielawesome36
2 жыл бұрын
This kinda made me cry. It made me cry internally.
@thunderstraw864
2 жыл бұрын
@@dimitris_zaha 👁👄👁💀💀💀
@jaybarot72006 жыл бұрын
What's the best place in the world ? A graveyard Cause people die to go there...
@alicia390
6 жыл бұрын
Jay Barot Music im chocked
@franklinblu5392
5 жыл бұрын
Good joke, shit delivery. Way to ruin a joke.
@um2816
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I agree Alex. Here’s something better Where do people die to go? A graveyard
@coloripple
5 жыл бұрын
Two Turtle Doves or maybe:? Why is a graveyard the best plaxe in the world? Cus ppl die to go there! I honestly dont know which way of telling it is the best, just trying stuff out
@ramanabdullen
5 жыл бұрын
What place do some people die to go to? A Graveyard.
@rozzofficial75275 жыл бұрын
Knock knock.. Whos there? Ache Ache-who Bless you
@pineappleproductions1696
5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@lpajnkiher4929
5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@meridgey
5 жыл бұрын
@@lpajnkiher4929 because it's a sneeze. Most people say bless you after someone sneezes.
@lpajnkiher4929
5 жыл бұрын
@@meridgey i meant it point wise like why does it even exist.
@ronintsukebin9163
4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock Who's there? Who Who who? Who, who, who let the dogs out? (Singing it)
@fallingbed13 жыл бұрын
After 20 seconds The toilet paper joke finally hit me and I couldn’t stop giggling for 5 minutes 🤦🏻
@User9527_
3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@ErgoProxie
2 жыл бұрын
@@User9527_ someone must have thought he felt like home and tossed it at him.
@pramodpoddar1015
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
@profilename244
2 жыл бұрын
Reply to Comment by fallingbed
@User9527_
2 жыл бұрын
@Kitori hahaha! Nailed it! I like jokes. As a non-English speaker, I feel American dad jokes are charming as well. Thanks for your explanation
@kerpiilol4 жыл бұрын
knock knock who's there? dishes dishes who? dishes a very bad jokes
@leptailiin
4 жыл бұрын
*a* very bad *JoKeS*
@quzz4366
4 жыл бұрын
Jokesn't
@Davie-hz1mg
4 жыл бұрын
Dishes mama
@AB-xx3jl
4 жыл бұрын
@@leptailiin didn't understand
@theeternalsuperstar3773
4 жыл бұрын
@RicciOwns ! That was a joke long before Undertale or even Toby Fox.
@ZakyAA6 жыл бұрын
"He Mist" OMG I'm dying 😂
@trikoalt
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's smart i like that lol
@MisterSadge
6 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears send help
@sewermilk6344
6 жыл бұрын
Hoàng Hải This is 911 how can I help you
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaaao
@sandhu7909
5 жыл бұрын
That like years old Joke lol, not new
@oo-rokpareng35976 жыл бұрын
That Man Laughing in the background Actually Made Me laugh
All of them are the most Dad looking men I’ve ever seen
@salimhussain32265 жыл бұрын
What did the grape say after it was stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine
@NG-nf2mz
5 жыл бұрын
The grape they did the surgery on.
@adityarajasekar5138
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's me yeah it’s you
@bladeoftheruinedking2543
4 жыл бұрын
???
@big_bob_s3747
4 жыл бұрын
oh boy that is a good dad joke there, it made me laugh
@brunkx3045
4 жыл бұрын
@Max Dubz, it’s whine and wine get it?
@ultimateblisss5 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up. **Jin windshield wiper laugh**
@raychong3968
5 жыл бұрын
What did the dog say to the wall? Wol Wol -Kim SeokJin 3rd September 2018
@marshmallowswirl1392
5 жыл бұрын
Technically this is grammatically incorrect because a kid is a baby goat so it would therefore be childnapping
@a.gutierrez4362
5 жыл бұрын
ARMYYY
@benjaminmoua78
5 жыл бұрын
What did the librarian say to you guys reading this comment? *Read more*
@shantalsaxena5319
5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminmoua78 ARMY
@renenk48244 жыл бұрын
The sean connery joke was truly superior. And here's my dad joke one liner: "If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"
@babisbabinos8075
4 жыл бұрын
Would it?
@Mindwipe96
4 жыл бұрын
I'll give you a like since I've actually never heard that one before.
@renenk4824
4 жыл бұрын
@@Mindwipe96 thanks 😂
@renenk4824
4 жыл бұрын
@@babisbabinos8075 I do very much hope so
@MelisaMadenoglu4 жыл бұрын
They look like they are at a funeral trying to cheer themselves but also not trying to look too happy
@hodayapeles92766 жыл бұрын
I love the mexican guy, he is so funny and cute. 😂😂😂
@sophiaperennis2360
4 жыл бұрын
Him and the pastor are the best pair. Bison.
@DeathoxOfficial6 жыл бұрын
I love the chemistry between the last two dads 😂 just like "bi-son"
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
Dito Lmfao same
@hishamzaza1744 жыл бұрын
The Sean Connery one had me laughing for an hour, I didn't see it coming 😂
@Ramash4403 жыл бұрын
"Adam drew the short straw" Damn, round hadn't even started and he already went for the *low* blows.
@Alfamoto8
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was kinda rude but acceptable...
@tarungusain29116 жыл бұрын
I have No-eye-deer what's happening😂😂😂😂
@jackel142
5 жыл бұрын
makes sense with brit accent. NO-EYE-DEA.
@amanhidinghisname2079
5 жыл бұрын
I thought no, either
@woodywoodpecker1984
5 жыл бұрын
@Ahsan Bilal what do you call a blind neutered deer? Still no f**kin idea 😂
@katelynjelfs7283
4 жыл бұрын
Neither anymore
@JulietsView2 жыл бұрын
I’m a mom and I’ve made it a goal to watch dad jokes videos so I have tons of jokes for my kids! They are officially known as mom jokes in this house 😂
@japsbatungol5 жыл бұрын
Ahem prepare your self for the worst joke ever...here it goes... Ahem Whats the diffrents between a snow man and a snow women? *Snowballs*
@dygomythro2352
5 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOL
@nameisrango
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa
@realdeadlyyarns7302
4 жыл бұрын
OOOH NOOO OHHH NOO
@Saigonas
4 жыл бұрын
xddddd
@hadihussein44
4 жыл бұрын
sorry i cant like, its at 69 likes, its the law, oh and its also common sense, its the reason of life, its beautiful, it might just be a number, but its a number than will never be forgotten, and will be cherished until 2069. ( merry Christmas random stranger)
@ashtoncox38493 жыл бұрын
The way Jon said " no eye deer " really made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fuffofox6 жыл бұрын
2:47 This joke was the best. You can see the difference but I know the pain of being short.
@leemilica
5 жыл бұрын
Ian Lex I know the pain of being tall.
@ragvirsinghhothi8848
5 жыл бұрын
I had the pain of being short but then I had a growth short in sixth grade now in eleventh and 6’1”
@alolanpikachu7330
5 жыл бұрын
6'9"
@whatwhowhyhow2 жыл бұрын
“What’s orange and rhymes with parrot? A carrot!” “That’s dumb.” *So dumb it make me laugh. Why.*
@Reskozy4 жыл бұрын
Me trying to tell a joke Me : what did th- HAAHAHHHAHAA Friend : are u on drugs again?
@KingOfBlocksYT
4 жыл бұрын
I see myself
@randomshit33554 жыл бұрын
My wife tried to unbuckle the car seat with one hand and said “How do one armed mothers do it?” “Single-handedly”
@amitojsingh116 жыл бұрын
RIP boiling water U will be mist
@sherlockshlome4735 жыл бұрын
2:20 What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? - I feel good. Lol how the guy cracks up at this point because he thinks that's the end of the joke because vegetarians don't get sick.
@r0098
5 жыл бұрын
@Omerعمر Tتكين r/wooosh
@r0098
5 жыл бұрын
@Omerعمر Tتكين im sorry, i was talking to you.
@Retr-or4wt
5 жыл бұрын
200 Subs With No Vids 😂😂😂😂
@Unknown-bs1kz
5 жыл бұрын
Intellect, reason&Logic Use your brain captain obvious
@waluigifand4079
5 жыл бұрын
@@r0098 you have 207 subs
@taduke18434 жыл бұрын
What blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
@TheWP1204 жыл бұрын
How did I react when I found out my new toaster wasn't waterproof? I was shocked.
@user-cn9vt4ry5m
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's shocking
@burntbutter155
4 жыл бұрын
The Maxxx e l e c t r i f y i n g
@mazerplayz8230
4 жыл бұрын
That's a powerful message
@lucidmlem
4 жыл бұрын
**I didn't use read more.** You died. Sorry I meant you were shocked (I still didn't use read more)
@potatoroot2814
3 жыл бұрын
Wait
@alphasauroxviix42356 жыл бұрын
What's Orange and sounds like a parrot? Me: Donald Trump?
@alexandrecarrion5292
6 жыл бұрын
Mo Ali oRaNGe mAn bAD! wHAt aN oRIgiNaL jOkE!
@Spetsop
5 жыл бұрын
Mo Ali Wooow, THAT'S never been said before, you're so clever and original... oh wait 🙄😂
@colhar4836
5 жыл бұрын
So FrIcKiN oRaNg-IgInAl
@6riiqn
5 жыл бұрын
Mo Ali DEAD MEME
@elizabethannlao6213
5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@JasYeets6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I will legit not laugh at a joke, but the crew guy's laughs kill me😂
@blooscooo4 жыл бұрын
5:13 the face you make when you don’t know what your friend was talking about but you agree
@heckywecky21204 жыл бұрын
4:39 I thought it would be “ he fogged up”
@thechosenbeastdoesgames9565 жыл бұрын
Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.
@shanerooney7288
5 жыл бұрын
How does the elephant hide in a cherry tree? . . It paints it's toenails red.
@cayleighmackenzie3093
5 жыл бұрын
What! You should of said :Cause they are really wood at it😂😂😂😂😂
@scapapoodlypaddledoo4847
4 жыл бұрын
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 no.
@nomaybe7752
4 жыл бұрын
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 Not epic
@bladeoftheruinedking2543
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@thea91534 жыл бұрын
"Bad weather doesnt exist, only bad clothes exists" And hes staring at me like *;D laugh for gods sake*
@Pedro135424 жыл бұрын
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? I feel good" And then he starts laughing as if the joke had finished, that really made my day
@sisakendre48835 жыл бұрын
What do you call a chicken with no legs? An egg
@helper_bot
4 жыл бұрын
what
@greenleafspit8575
4 жыл бұрын
It's NOT LEGal
@zahnani8298
3 жыл бұрын
@@greenleafspit8575 but that was EGGcellent
@camillelacsamana24296 жыл бұрын
tag yourself i'm the guy laughing at the background
@Zalamandar
5 жыл бұрын
I’m the bit of paper that got skyrocketed at 5:31
@rhuarkk2138
5 жыл бұрын
Zalman Schipp I’m the flare in this mans eye at 1:25
@Lugna
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the jokes
@sps6252
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the burp that's trying to come out. 4:13
@yyyamila
4 жыл бұрын
2:34 I’m the third bracelet on the guys wrist
@tarungusain29116 жыл бұрын
4:26 these guys!!😂😂😂😂 They forget to not laugh, I was dead too😂😂😂
@irishpoponoodles3414 жыл бұрын
What's orang and sound like a parrot, A CARROT People in back: AHHHHAAAA HA Guy: that's dumb *silence*
@Wahey4 жыл бұрын
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!
@aidanholland85456 жыл бұрын
i went to see a magician the other day he was turning every one into wind turbines i am a big fan
@cayleighmackenzie3093
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if other people got this this one but I sure did AND IT WAS HALARIOUS
@harmonigoddard63776 жыл бұрын
The guy in the background just can't help it 🤣🤣
@Alexandrino295 жыл бұрын
1:31 "Are you ready?" "Yo nací listo" XD
@luannebi5674 жыл бұрын
4:46 he fogged up
@SverigeiSverige6 жыл бұрын
Sean Connery 😁😂👍
@jamesplaysgames20174 жыл бұрын
So THIS is how my friend got his jokes...
@emanissbu62642 жыл бұрын
He should’ve stopped at “I feel good” 😂
@AbhilashNoxBaruahnx1ee75 жыл бұрын
My Dad's passed away but, he'd have laughed his ass off at this. He always made me laugh 😂 my lungs out. Good stuff. xD
@takeshiasahi54942 жыл бұрын
"I FEEL GOOD" ***Genius Silence *** "FROM MY HEAD TOMATOES"
@10ksubswithnocontentchalle124 жыл бұрын
I went to sleep and left auto play on *Humor has left the chat*
@thisisargus71885 жыл бұрын
What do you call a blind deer? Me: *I don't know* No-Eye-Deer Me: *God bless his soul*
@realdeadlyyarns7302
4 жыл бұрын
A deer with no eyes is the same answer, No idea!
@hitpur735 жыл бұрын
4:13 , my last two brain cells
@liyxolmao76644 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he laughed about the vegetarian that just feels good
@haneenafarhath48206 жыл бұрын
I Love Oscar😂😂
@abhilasha9608
6 жыл бұрын
Jungkook's girl me too😂
@akago3912
5 жыл бұрын
Jungkook's girl I love Jungkook-
@sugaryjams6223
5 жыл бұрын
Jungkook's girl and i love jungkook
@yungbokYB
5 жыл бұрын
Jin jokes
@raychong3968
5 жыл бұрын
I Love Jin's dad jokes 😂😂
@simonw26314 жыл бұрын
That mini-soda joke was hilarious 😂
@zsuato4 жыл бұрын
the next generation's dad jokes will be like: "spoon" "haha"
@grodt88
4 жыл бұрын
that's a good one!!
@EternalVirgin
4 жыл бұрын
More like "Warcrimes" "Hehahaahuhhuhuhah"
@fimau73376 жыл бұрын
How do you call a man that brings your drunk son home late? Officer.
@Parkittaja
5 жыл бұрын
Fimau :/
@abhishekpatil6071
5 жыл бұрын
Fimau Please explain the ambulance one.
@reedermh
5 жыл бұрын
Because if you bring his daughter home late, he'll beat you senseless and you'll need an ambulance. If not a hearse.
@louisschildknegt51654 жыл бұрын
My wife found out I was wearing her clothes and kicked me out So I packed her things and left
@adrianghandtchi1562
4 жыл бұрын
Official FBI twist: they were both women.
@SuperGalaxy84 жыл бұрын
Dad Jokes in Internet: BAD Dad Jokes In Irl: GOOOODD
@ameliagordon69454 жыл бұрын
3:56 i just love how he doesnt get his own joke
@DieWithRob4 жыл бұрын
Somebody in Sitcom: **breaths** Laugh tracks: 1:12
@BTSARMY-oy2df5 жыл бұрын
5:30-5:31 10x this is Jin’s leJINdary windshield wiper laugh
@GamingOverGalaxy4 жыл бұрын
the camera guy is the one having the most fun here lol.
@piotrszewczyk75584 жыл бұрын
2018: Bad Dad Jokes 2019: Boomer Jokes
@jenepolvoriza4775
4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@wingsofthunder170
4 жыл бұрын
2020: jokes
@amandas84175 жыл бұрын
I got one Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend Because Sheran (She-Ran)
@RUTHADWG
5 жыл бұрын
...... that’s terrible.
@amandas8417
5 жыл бұрын
huylam ho I know
@RUTHADWG
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan 4life I suggest going to a school for dads jokes. I’m eggcited to see the results.
@amandas8417
5 жыл бұрын
huylam ho oh god we need dad joke school😂
@RUTHADWG
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan 4life go on, I’m EAGLE to see the results.
@hazecyrox97784 жыл бұрын
On the news there was a guy who got hit in the head with coke But luckily he survived Because it was a soft drink
@snowy7115
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@fluffchilla13174 жыл бұрын
Best dad joke: Show me your search history
@astral15064 жыл бұрын
Mom : The test is not that hard. The test : Dad : *are you ready boy* ?
@insu36 жыл бұрын
Imo 1:04 is best in this part :)
@KimTaehyung-nq4ph
6 жыл бұрын
In sane same
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
lmfao ikr
@jaissakatecordeta9553
5 жыл бұрын
+MISS PANDUHK I see you everywhere..
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
Jisoo's lost bible We share the same interests then. ;)
@jaissakatecordeta9553
5 жыл бұрын
+MISS PANDUHK lemme guess, you're a Filipino? :)
@KaySwitchYT5 жыл бұрын
Why is sponge Bob the main character of spongebob squarepants when Patrick is a star?
@realdeadlyyarns7302
4 жыл бұрын
IDK
@efosaobhahin-mejele91392 жыл бұрын
A: I've not seen ESTHER B: you were sleeping during SIESTA
@Puleczech2 жыл бұрын
What is the best dad joke in existence? The father of all dad jokes.
@dom-mt2hm5 жыл бұрын
Omg bad papi jokes killed me 😂😂😂😂
@xiomaravillacorta25675 жыл бұрын
The first two guys were the funniest to me cause they were so serious 😂
@ann_tiktok4 жыл бұрын
The person laughing in the background I...just can't with you 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@fevvi2 жыл бұрын
5:27 lmao the clap was on beat
@SpecificLove75 жыл бұрын
Love it
@metalgod192 жыл бұрын
2:51 - "and a few tall stories" would have been the perfect comeback!
@kaden37344 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: Guy in the back: AHAHAHHAHAH. 🤣🤣
@HeyYouYouAreFinallyAwake4 жыл бұрын
What does the teacher tell you when you don't read much? *Read More*
@diamoodley7013
4 жыл бұрын
I saw the same one not even tree seconds ago, and I still fell for it.
Пікірлер: 2 000
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
@syd2055
3 жыл бұрын
OHHH I GET ITTT FINALLY
@rikuwas_found
3 жыл бұрын
Dammit..😂😂😂
@krabbypatties1356
2 жыл бұрын
When it left and never came back
@yt-sh
2 жыл бұрын
god damn
@Puleczech
2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, this is the father of all dad jokes.
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor" "I don't know" "I feel good-" *Other guy starts laughing already*
@kylemuncal7047
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he already knew the joke so before the other guy got to say the joke he remembered the punch line
@vuk8978
4 жыл бұрын
Unfinished joke was so good
@deepakkisku3472
4 жыл бұрын
"i feel good mr. stark"😂
@master1m578
4 жыл бұрын
Matteo Matteo yeah cause they are a big joke
@samruddhi7262
4 жыл бұрын
Probabbly because of his accent
That Sean Connery joke is legendary and perfectly delivered.
@iAsked900
4 жыл бұрын
i lost it, actually woke my family. Ngl
@akmkh5460
3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? I mean I can't stop laughing at that joke like 😂😂😂
@profilename244
2 жыл бұрын
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@nuclearwintergrounds3224
2 жыл бұрын
I agree by 100%.
@limitless_93
2 жыл бұрын
I used to tell that when I worked as a dishwasher.
This should be a professional sport if it isn’t already.
@jdatboi724
4 жыл бұрын
Bjørn Nyeng B7G Erritsø Fællesskole, Erritsø Bygade ?
@jdatboi724
4 жыл бұрын
Lalrivunga Hnamte Yep
Why can't you fart inside an Apple store Because it doesn't have Windows
@thatchindogirl
6 жыл бұрын
im choked
@alicia390
6 жыл бұрын
Im chocked 2
@jacksbros3373
6 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@explosivemushrooms730
6 жыл бұрын
miki2003pl well actually you could fart in there even if it didn’t have windows it just wouldn’t air out so the proper punchline would be why can’t you air out an apple store after farting
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
6 жыл бұрын
That was good
I don’t know what’s funnier the jokes or the guy laughing in the background😹
@fanniliyx3616
6 жыл бұрын
Trin ARMY same xd
@partiid
6 жыл бұрын
actually thats the whole crew having fun behind the cameras and sounding stuff, must be fun to shoot that video xD
@raychong3968
5 жыл бұрын
Jin's dad jokes is better ❤
@triniteeh2993
5 жыл бұрын
Jin's dad jokes is better than yours AYEEEE LMAO
@VarunGupta3009
5 жыл бұрын
Definitely Donald Trump
What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? *Carlos*
@snek7030
4 жыл бұрын
wOw
@kasjaymz5803
4 жыл бұрын
Ace yooo 😂😂
@angeldarkness7874
4 жыл бұрын
Very nice😂😂😂
@yukadiangelo
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@spooksplace
4 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAHA-
Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it
@rianreon
4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock Who’s there Orin Orin who? Your comment is unoringinal
@piraten72
4 жыл бұрын
Systex • 13 years ago you’re 1 year order than me
@rianreon
4 жыл бұрын
@Cena • 12 years ago • Updated 😂
@rianreon
4 жыл бұрын
Dadias Dadias Who?
@lucidmlem
4 жыл бұрын
No reply viewing or reading more. You're still working on it.
First video was better BISON
@milosjoksimovicjogz5657
6 жыл бұрын
Ahmed Farhan That was the best joke I've heard all my life 😂 bison hahahahga
@ahmedfarhan3497
6 жыл бұрын
Milos Joksimovic I replayed it like 1000 time 🤣🤣🤣
@togegorengpedas4830
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@cbxjr
5 жыл бұрын
What did the buffalo tell his son be4 leaving college
@user-bj8ie9qw8l
5 жыл бұрын
It really was😂😂😂
Im sorry to my future kids, you have to hear this jokes when you are grow up later..
@harfanmohammed9467
5 жыл бұрын
Nandita Dwiky I wish i was the dad, telling our kids this jokes 😂🔥
@benjaminmoua78
5 жыл бұрын
My dad tells bad dad jokes all the time. It gets the family laughing. An then there’s me, same sence if humor to carry that tradition.
@parthgupte4175
5 жыл бұрын
My dad tells bad jokes to but I have to laugh
@jaxusr235
5 жыл бұрын
Nandita Dwiky Be proud. They will know true laughter.
@blabla-rg7ky
4 жыл бұрын
these* ... grown up*
"What did the vegeterian say to the doctor?" "I don't know" "I feel good-" *Instant laughter*
@-ofrenzy2983
2 жыл бұрын
i didn't get it.
@zmjcky-833
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ofrenzy2983 nobody did
@staalejonko
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ofrenzy2983 because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Vegetarians eat quite healthy so they wouldn't have to go to the doctor, but if they would, they will say they feel good. that's the joke
@nothere3982
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@notlucas6859
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ofrenzy2983 head to my toes tomatoes to ma toes
I don’t usually tell dad jokes... But when I do, he usually laughs
@pratikb8131
4 жыл бұрын
I thought he farts
@dimitris_zaha
4 жыл бұрын
Mine beats me
@mayocult2025
4 жыл бұрын
Two physicists walk to a bar One of them says "What do you measure electricity by?" The other, in confusion asks "Watt?"
@danielawesome36
2 жыл бұрын
This kinda made me cry. It made me cry internally.
@thunderstraw864
2 жыл бұрын
@@dimitris_zaha 👁👄👁💀💀💀
What's the best place in the world ? A graveyard Cause people die to go there...
@alicia390
6 жыл бұрын
Jay Barot Music im chocked
@franklinblu5392
5 жыл бұрын
Good joke, shit delivery. Way to ruin a joke.
@um2816
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I agree Alex. Here’s something better Where do people die to go? A graveyard
@coloripple
5 жыл бұрын
Two Turtle Doves or maybe:? Why is a graveyard the best plaxe in the world? Cus ppl die to go there! I honestly dont know which way of telling it is the best, just trying stuff out
@ramanabdullen
5 жыл бұрын
What place do some people die to go to? A Graveyard.
Knock knock.. Whos there? Ache Ache-who Bless you
@pineappleproductions1696
5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@lpajnkiher4929
5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@meridgey
5 жыл бұрын
@@lpajnkiher4929 because it's a sneeze. Most people say bless you after someone sneezes.
@lpajnkiher4929
5 жыл бұрын
@@meridgey i meant it point wise like why does it even exist.
@ronintsukebin9163
4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock Who's there? Who Who who? Who, who, who let the dogs out? (Singing it)
After 20 seconds The toilet paper joke finally hit me and I couldn’t stop giggling for 5 minutes 🤦🏻
@User9527_
3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@ErgoProxie
2 жыл бұрын
@@User9527_ someone must have thought he felt like home and tossed it at him.
@pramodpoddar1015
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
@profilename244
2 жыл бұрын
Reply to Comment by fallingbed
@User9527_
2 жыл бұрын
@Kitori hahaha! Nailed it! I like jokes. As a non-English speaker, I feel American dad jokes are charming as well. Thanks for your explanation
knock knock who's there? dishes dishes who? dishes a very bad jokes
@leptailiin
4 жыл бұрын
*a* very bad *JoKeS*
@quzz4366
4 жыл бұрын
Jokesn't
@Davie-hz1mg
4 жыл бұрын
Dishes mama
@AB-xx3jl
4 жыл бұрын
@@leptailiin didn't understand
@theeternalsuperstar3773
4 жыл бұрын
@RicciOwns ! That was a joke long before Undertale or even Toby Fox.
"He Mist" OMG I'm dying 😂
@trikoalt
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's smart i like that lol
@MisterSadge
6 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears send help
@sewermilk6344
6 жыл бұрын
Hoàng Hải This is 911 how can I help you
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaaao
@sandhu7909
5 жыл бұрын
That like years old Joke lol, not new
That Man Laughing in the background Actually Made Me laugh
@pineappleproductions1696
5 жыл бұрын
You cute
Knock Knock Who's there? Cow says Cow says, who? Nooo, cow says moooo
@natstreak2794
4 жыл бұрын
@Bjørn Nyeng B7G Erritsø Fællesskole, Erritsø Bygade maybe yes, maybe no
All of them are the most Dad looking men I’ve ever seen
What did the grape say after it was stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine
@NG-nf2mz
5 жыл бұрын
The grape they did the surgery on.
@adityarajasekar5138
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's me yeah it’s you
@bladeoftheruinedking2543
4 жыл бұрын
???
@big_bob_s3747
4 жыл бұрын
oh boy that is a good dad joke there, it made me laugh
@brunkx3045
4 жыл бұрын
@Max Dubz, it’s whine and wine get it?
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up. **Jin windshield wiper laugh**
@raychong3968
5 жыл бұрын
What did the dog say to the wall? Wol Wol -Kim SeokJin 3rd September 2018
@marshmallowswirl1392
5 жыл бұрын
Technically this is grammatically incorrect because a kid is a baby goat so it would therefore be childnapping
@a.gutierrez4362
5 жыл бұрын
ARMYYY
@benjaminmoua78
5 жыл бұрын
What did the librarian say to you guys reading this comment? *Read more*
@shantalsaxena5319
5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminmoua78 ARMY
The sean connery joke was truly superior. And here's my dad joke one liner: "If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"
@babisbabinos8075
4 жыл бұрын
Would it?
@Mindwipe96
4 жыл бұрын
I'll give you a like since I've actually never heard that one before.
@renenk4824
4 жыл бұрын
@@Mindwipe96 thanks 😂
@renenk4824
4 жыл бұрын
@@babisbabinos8075 I do very much hope so
They look like they are at a funeral trying to cheer themselves but also not trying to look too happy
I love the mexican guy, he is so funny and cute. 😂😂😂
@sophiaperennis2360
4 жыл бұрын
Him and the pastor are the best pair. Bison.
I love the chemistry between the last two dads 😂 just like "bi-son"
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
Dito Lmfao same
The Sean Connery one had me laughing for an hour, I didn't see it coming 😂
"Adam drew the short straw" Damn, round hadn't even started and he already went for the *low* blows.
@Alfamoto8
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was kinda rude but acceptable...
I have No-eye-deer what's happening😂😂😂😂
@jackel142
5 жыл бұрын
makes sense with brit accent. NO-EYE-DEA.
@amanhidinghisname2079
5 жыл бұрын
I thought no, either
@woodywoodpecker1984
5 жыл бұрын
@Ahsan Bilal what do you call a blind neutered deer? Still no f**kin idea 😂
@katelynjelfs7283
4 жыл бұрын
Neither anymore
I’m a mom and I’ve made it a goal to watch dad jokes videos so I have tons of jokes for my kids! They are officially known as mom jokes in this house 😂
Ahem prepare your self for the worst joke ever...here it goes... Ahem Whats the diffrents between a snow man and a snow women? *Snowballs*
@dygomythro2352
5 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOL
@nameisrango
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa
@realdeadlyyarns7302
4 жыл бұрын
OOOH NOOO OHHH NOO
@Saigonas
4 жыл бұрын
xddddd
@hadihussein44
4 жыл бұрын
sorry i cant like, its at 69 likes, its the law, oh and its also common sense, its the reason of life, its beautiful, it might just be a number, but its a number than will never be forgotten, and will be cherished until 2069. ( merry Christmas random stranger)
The way Jon said " no eye deer " really made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:47 This joke was the best. You can see the difference but I know the pain of being short.
@leemilica
5 жыл бұрын
Ian Lex I know the pain of being tall.
@ragvirsinghhothi8848
5 жыл бұрын
I had the pain of being short but then I had a growth short in sixth grade now in eleventh and 6’1”
@alolanpikachu7330
5 жыл бұрын
6'9"
“What’s orange and rhymes with parrot? A carrot!” “That’s dumb.” *So dumb it make me laugh. Why.*
Me trying to tell a joke Me : what did th- HAAHAHHHAHAA Friend : are u on drugs again?
@KingOfBlocksYT
4 жыл бұрын
I see myself
My wife tried to unbuckle the car seat with one hand and said “How do one armed mothers do it?” “Single-handedly”
RIP boiling water U will be mist
2:20 What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? - I feel good. Lol how the guy cracks up at this point because he thinks that's the end of the joke because vegetarians don't get sick.
@r0098
5 жыл бұрын
@Omerعمر Tتكين r/wooosh
@r0098
5 жыл бұрын
@Omerعمر Tتكين im sorry, i was talking to you.
@Retr-or4wt
5 жыл бұрын
200 Subs With No Vids 😂😂😂😂
@Unknown-bs1kz
5 жыл бұрын
Intellect, reason&Logic Use your brain captain obvious
@waluigifand4079
5 жыл бұрын
@@r0098 you have 207 subs
What blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
How did I react when I found out my new toaster wasn't waterproof? I was shocked.
@user-cn9vt4ry5m
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's shocking
@burntbutter155
4 жыл бұрын
The Maxxx e l e c t r i f y i n g
@mazerplayz8230
4 жыл бұрын
That's a powerful message
@lucidmlem
4 жыл бұрын
**I didn't use read more.** You died. Sorry I meant you were shocked (I still didn't use read more)
@potatoroot2814
3 жыл бұрын
Wait
What's Orange and sounds like a parrot? Me: Donald Trump?
@alexandrecarrion5292
6 жыл бұрын
Mo Ali oRaNGe mAn bAD! wHAt aN oRIgiNaL jOkE!
@Spetsop
5 жыл бұрын
Mo Ali Wooow, THAT'S never been said before, you're so clever and original... oh wait 🙄😂
@colhar4836
5 жыл бұрын
So FrIcKiN oRaNg-IgInAl
@6riiqn
5 жыл бұрын
Mo Ali DEAD MEME
@elizabethannlao6213
5 жыл бұрын
Haha
Sometimes I will legit not laugh at a joke, but the crew guy's laughs kill me😂
5:13 the face you make when you don’t know what your friend was talking about but you agree
4:39 I thought it would be “ he fogged up”
Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.
@shanerooney7288
5 жыл бұрын
How does the elephant hide in a cherry tree? . . It paints it's toenails red.
@cayleighmackenzie3093
5 жыл бұрын
What! You should of said :Cause they are really wood at it😂😂😂😂😂
@scapapoodlypaddledoo4847
4 жыл бұрын
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 no.
@nomaybe7752
4 жыл бұрын
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 Not epic
@bladeoftheruinedking2543
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
"Bad weather doesnt exist, only bad clothes exists" And hes staring at me like *;D laugh for gods sake*
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? I feel good" And then he starts laughing as if the joke had finished, that really made my day
What do you call a chicken with no legs? An egg
@helper_bot
4 жыл бұрын
what
@greenleafspit8575
4 жыл бұрын
It's NOT LEGal
@zahnani8298
3 жыл бұрын
@@greenleafspit8575 but that was EGGcellent
tag yourself i'm the guy laughing at the background
@Zalamandar
5 жыл бұрын
I’m the bit of paper that got skyrocketed at 5:31
@rhuarkk2138
5 жыл бұрын
Zalman Schipp I’m the flare in this mans eye at 1:25
@Lugna
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the jokes
@sps6252
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the burp that's trying to come out. 4:13
@yyyamila
4 жыл бұрын
2:34 I’m the third bracelet on the guys wrist
4:26 these guys!!😂😂😂😂 They forget to not laugh, I was dead too😂😂😂
What's orang and sound like a parrot, A CARROT People in back: AHHHHAAAA HA Guy: that's dumb *silence*
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!
i went to see a magician the other day he was turning every one into wind turbines i am a big fan
@cayleighmackenzie3093
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if other people got this this one but I sure did AND IT WAS HALARIOUS
The guy in the background just can't help it 🤣🤣
1:31 "Are you ready?" "Yo nací listo" XD
4:46 he fogged up
Sean Connery 😁😂👍
So THIS is how my friend got his jokes...
He should’ve stopped at “I feel good” 😂
My Dad's passed away but, he'd have laughed his ass off at this. He always made me laugh 😂 my lungs out. Good stuff. xD
"I FEEL GOOD" ***Genius Silence *** "FROM MY HEAD TOMATOES"
I went to sleep and left auto play on *Humor has left the chat*
What do you call a blind deer? Me: *I don't know* No-Eye-Deer Me: *God bless his soul*
@realdeadlyyarns7302
4 жыл бұрын
A deer with no eyes is the same answer, No idea!
4:13 , my last two brain cells
I love the fact that he laughed about the vegetarian that just feels good
I Love Oscar😂😂
@abhilasha9608
6 жыл бұрын
Jungkook's girl me too😂
@akago3912
5 жыл бұрын
Jungkook's girl I love Jungkook-
@sugaryjams6223
5 жыл бұрын
Jungkook's girl and i love jungkook
@yungbokYB
5 жыл бұрын
Jin jokes
@raychong3968
5 жыл бұрын
I Love Jin's dad jokes 😂😂
That mini-soda joke was hilarious 😂
the next generation's dad jokes will be like: "spoon" "haha"
@grodt88
4 жыл бұрын
that's a good one!!
@EternalVirgin
4 жыл бұрын
More like "Warcrimes" "Hehahaahuhhuhuhah"
How do you call a man that brings your drunk son home late? Officer.
@Parkittaja
5 жыл бұрын
Fimau :/
@abhishekpatil6071
5 жыл бұрын
Fimau Please explain the ambulance one.
@reedermh
5 жыл бұрын
Because if you bring his daughter home late, he'll beat you senseless and you'll need an ambulance. If not a hearse.
My wife found out I was wearing her clothes and kicked me out So I packed her things and left
@adrianghandtchi1562
4 жыл бұрын
Official FBI twist: they were both women.
Dad Jokes in Internet: BAD Dad Jokes In Irl: GOOOODD
3:56 i just love how he doesnt get his own joke
Somebody in Sitcom: **breaths** Laugh tracks: 1:12
5:30-5:31 10x this is Jin’s leJINdary windshield wiper laugh
the camera guy is the one having the most fun here lol.
2018: Bad Dad Jokes 2019: Boomer Jokes
@jenepolvoriza4775
4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@wingsofthunder170
4 жыл бұрын
2020: jokes
I got one Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend Because Sheran (She-Ran)
@RUTHADWG
5 жыл бұрын
...... that’s terrible.
@amandas8417
5 жыл бұрын
huylam ho I know
@RUTHADWG
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan 4life I suggest going to a school for dads jokes. I’m eggcited to see the results.
@amandas8417
5 жыл бұрын
huylam ho oh god we need dad joke school😂
@RUTHADWG
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan 4life go on, I’m EAGLE to see the results.
On the news there was a guy who got hit in the head with coke But luckily he survived Because it was a soft drink
@snowy7115
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
Best dad joke: Show me your search history
Mom : The test is not that hard. The test : Dad : *are you ready boy* ?
Imo 1:04 is best in this part :)
@KimTaehyung-nq4ph
6 жыл бұрын
In sane same
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
lmfao ikr
@jaissakatecordeta9553
5 жыл бұрын
+MISS PANDUHK I see you everywhere..
@mielle3470
5 жыл бұрын
Jisoo's lost bible We share the same interests then. ;)
@jaissakatecordeta9553
5 жыл бұрын
+MISS PANDUHK lemme guess, you're a Filipino? :)
Why is sponge Bob the main character of spongebob squarepants when Patrick is a star?
@realdeadlyyarns7302
4 жыл бұрын
IDK
A: I've not seen ESTHER B: you were sleeping during SIESTA
What is the best dad joke in existence? The father of all dad jokes.
Omg bad papi jokes killed me 😂😂😂😂
The first two guys were the funniest to me cause they were so serious 😂
The person laughing in the background I...just can't with you 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
5:27 lmao the clap was on beat
Love it
2:51 - "and a few tall stories" would have been the perfect comeback!
Nobody: Not a single soul: Guy in the back: AHAHAHHAHAH. 🤣🤣
What does the teacher tell you when you don't read much? *Read More*
@diamoodley7013
4 жыл бұрын
I saw the same one not even tree seconds ago, and I still fell for it.
@GamerTrashPanda
3 жыл бұрын
Well played.
@thepillow13e39
3 жыл бұрын
You naughty naughty you trying to trick me 🌝
@alexanderm.9566
2 жыл бұрын
It's a trap. Damn
@Wben113
2 жыл бұрын
Got me.
Oscar and Wade are perfect combination
Knock knock. Whos there? Dishes... Dishes who? Dis'es Sean Connery 😂
At 4:51 I though to myself, idk, Minnesota or something? And then he says mini soda. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!!!
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@MacGuzman
4 жыл бұрын
God dammit... 😁😂
@kacey797
4 жыл бұрын
Ohh shit ?!!!!! I tried three times 😂😂😂😂👏
@walterhartwellwhite5655
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that's good
@Rocco-tb9ih
4 жыл бұрын
I thought it looked odd but it still got me xD
@Mx5buthead
4 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty good
When a girl laughs: does this mean I’m gay??
@ThePotskur
4 жыл бұрын
GR TheAngel224 hi gay im dad
@jamieoliver6383
4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePotskur Hi Dad i'm Earth.
I keep laughing when the guy at the background laugh.
4:00 HAHAHAHAHA it was good
I don’t get the game but the jokes are hilarious!