AYG Comedy Podcast: Chris Distefano - Chrissy Chaos Returns!
Комедия
AYG comedy podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Chris "Chrissy Chaos" Distefano. You know Chris Distefano from YMW w/ Tom Segura, Hey Babe podcast w/ Sal Vulcano, Tigerbelly podcast with Bobby Lee, Whisky Ginger w/ Andrew Santino, & Chrissy Chaos Podcast!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 546
This show is really funny without getting too negative. Positive vibes
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!!!
@Glockdad
2 жыл бұрын
Keepin it light
@LeekowalskiWalker
2 жыл бұрын
What?
@kentsilva
Жыл бұрын
Accept for the part where Chrissy said he’d be found hanging from a ceiling fan at the Ramada 🤣
@lulubebe3901
Жыл бұрын
Just found this show, love the questions, it's so great especially knowing east coast, nj/pa/ny 😂
Love how Sal said he didn't want people to know what they were dressing up as on hey babe. Then Chrissy comes on AYG and spills the beans.
@MexianGamingGolem
2 жыл бұрын
That's the first thing I thought when I heard him talk about costumes! hahaha
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@daltonkirby
2 жыл бұрын
I was totally waiting for him to give it up. I knew it was inevitable
@skeeterwendig2076
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed at that too! Don't trust chrissy lose lips.
@Natalie.M.Knight
2 жыл бұрын
My exact thought
Chrissy: they charged me $500K to vacuum the carpet. Is that too much? 😂😂😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
Discovered you guys through Chrissy chaos, and i love it. Making the way back through the old classics now. Pretty sure I’m garbage…
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate that man!!
Chrissy telling me to go back to working in person doesn’t realize not commuting is how I can afford his patreon
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
If I’m a salesman, I’m selling anything I can to Chrissy Loose-Pockets
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha right?! Get to him before he runs out of cash!
@elbob17
2 жыл бұрын
Love that new money vibe. Classic spending.
Just finished rewatching Doug Smiths classic episode, what a joy to find this ep released during said viewing! AYG packed evening
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
That doug ep is nutso! Thanks for the support
Change his name to Chrissy-Loose-Lips because the costume was supposed to stay a secret! So much for Sal’s anonymous Halloween extravaganza 🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
The boys in bags are back! Thank you for bringing me more of that Philly Taco Garbage Disposal, Chrissy Compost himself!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Chris D. has a “chain guy”, omg, of COURSE HE DOES 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
I hope the Aunt Tuddys bit in the beginning never stops. Gotta know what that nutty woman is up to each week.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha you have my word it never will!
@sofianebenzaza
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage Aunt Tuddy needs its spin-off podcast or sketch show aka “From the Creators of Breaking Bad, here is Better Call Saul”
@Eblis840
2 жыл бұрын
@@sofianebenzaza Heard Aunt Tuddys in the new matrix movie, she plays bingo with the Oracle....
@sofianebenzaza
2 жыл бұрын
@@Eblis840 hahaha Yes Justin!!!
@jonnygranville281
Жыл бұрын
I'm in love with aunt Tuddy
Sal will be so mad that Chris said what the Halloween parade costumes are hahahahaha
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
The AYG stands for Are You Gay? when Chris comes on
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Was passing out coked out hungover and heard my question come in thanks guys appreciate this , and this just made my life
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Good one
Holy meat balls!! He is back. He is the reason I found "everyone's new favorite podcast".
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Great! Thanks for hanging out!
HAHAHHAHAHA He dove right in on a very specific contractor IMMEDIATELY so good.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Dude. Yous are the best comedy duo pod out. The back and forth is untouchable. Laughing my ass off here from Lancaster pa. PS. No I’m not Amish
Everyone looks properly caffeinated. This is gonna be gatling gun comedy.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha its gets cooking!
“I bet that a healthy number of these fans are pool guys” 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 he aint wrong
My boyfriend and I saw you on Chrissyyyy Chaossss and we can’t stop watching this Garbage 🥰🥰
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love to hear that! Thanks! Chrissy is the best
Really enjoyed you guys on Chrissy Chaos. Love from Long Island.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Appreciate the support!
You 3 are always great together 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Chrissy is the best!
The chemistry between these 3 is through da roof!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🗑🙏
My go to is a 12 piece combo from KFC with extra sides for myself. Recently the drive thru commented on my “large family” I’m providing for 4 times a month
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
I don’t know if my family has ever hooked up the garbage people but we always give a bottle of wine or something to the mailman on Christmas
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Classy!
Been down and out these last couple of weeks this episode really made me laugh so fucking much. Love y’all and this boy Chrissy Chaosssssss KILLED it
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Happy to help. Hang in there brotha
First episode I’ve seen of this show, I’m SOLD love their chemistry love the humor! They definitely earned a subscriber ❤️❤️❤️
You guys are on the Fog now with Chrissy! This is the main reason why I started watching this podcast 😍
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate that!!
SHOUTOUT TO THE AYG NIGHT CREW
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Love the squad!!
I must be garbage because I didn't know tipping the mail person was a thing
Oh my god Chrissy just leaked the costume for the parade- Sal is going to kill this man…
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😬😬
I AM TRASH TRASH TRASH!!!!! YASSSSSS LOVE MY GARBAGE BABES!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
TRAAAAAAAASSSHHHHH
Hell yeah! Trash night rules!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha!!
I'm a huge Basement Yard and Lop nation fan and saw Joe was on your show so now I'm hooked with this show! Love it !
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏 thanks!!
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
2 жыл бұрын
I found these guys through ChrissyD last year. I swear these guys are the best kept secret on KZread.
I found you’s guys through Chrissy D, now I’ve listened to all the eps. The Chazz P episode was great! Love this pod! Keep bringing in the garbage boys.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Appreciate it!
@feartheword
2 жыл бұрын
AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast The set backdrop needs an upright vacuum cleaner with the mounted zip up bag on the handle.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha love it!
This is the most masculine podcast that I enjoy. It's like hanging out with my dad's friends.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah thanks? I think
@DTTWOPP
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage kids got some daddy issues WELL BEYOND the ayg paygrade, kippebheimer
Holy crap the story about throwing ketchup at a bus... I remember coming home from high school one day on the bus, and I found this smooshed up Devil Creme snack cake in the wrapper. A UPS or Fedex truck was driving by and I NAILED the front window with it. He tried to turn his wipers on to wash it away, but because it has a bunch of oil in the snack cake, all it did was SMEAR THE ENTIRE WINDSHIELD hahahaha! He was so pissed, he turned around and followed us until the bus pulled over. Bro, I switched seats, yanked off my hoodie and put my glasses in my backpack and never got caught lol! This podcast is something else, bringing back all sorts of memories!
Yesterday I got my haircut and I tipped $8 on a $27 haircut. So basically I spent $35 for a buzz cut
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Claaaass
"And, uh ... I need a sausage egg mcmuffin too." --Fooling nobody. "Oh yeah, what else does "she" want..?" ;)
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Chrissy can come eat at my grandma’s house any day 45% what a nice boy
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😍😍
I could tell Kippy wanted to call Tbone BUTTONS!! Don’t let it die fellas!! 🤙🏼
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha jup
Never a bad ep. Cant wait for the Philly show. Heaters as always!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude, see ya there
I always love hearing T-dogs intro✌ Chris was on fire this episode!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Cooking!’
2:04 Is that you Elvis??? Loving the hair and the necklace! someone get this man a suit and a cape!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
"Come on in, take a piss & we'll give you a Keurig." The tourism board of Staten Island needs to consider this as their slogan.
I've been grocery cart shopping at a cvs before 🤣 🤣 you should've seen the damn receipt they gave me
Lmao Chrissy leaking his Halloween costume after saying he'd keep it a secret on hey babe 💀💀💀
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Clue Clux Chrissy....in the house
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻🙌🏻
Holy fucking shit! Chrissy D’s back?! Chaos reigns! Take your shoes off, we got company!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha get the Cake!!
@toddkonrad2407
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage Better be a goddamn Entemann’s! Let’s fucking go!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Now we’re talking!!
KJ is staring at Foley's Superman curl in the first minute like WTF?!?
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Amazing! Needed this episode LOL
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!
@cloudbloom
2 жыл бұрын
Chazz! Nice seeing you here, great taste👌
Hey Babe, I’m running to da store because I just lit my last bernie. 🔥 I’m excited for this one boys! 💯
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 🙏🗑🙏
Chrissy be like ‘Johnny Dangerously’, gotta peel some cabbage anytime he gets recognized.
Chris, Babe, Sal is going to KILL you if you all are REALLY going as Bender. So much for anonymity! Haha. BRING ON THE HALLOWEEN PARADE CHAOS!!! YAAAAS! 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 @chrisdcomedy
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂👀👀
Christmas in Paris? Lmao watch Foley accidentally get on the wrong plane and end up in NYC 🤣
Chrissy chaos came back to visit yous two in a different way...
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah deep cut!
@Tyler-lq3eu
2 жыл бұрын
INA DIFFERENT FUCKIN WAY
Bro I've never felt so at home as a catholic watching this episode now more than I ever did, lol!
Our change jar is an Utz sourdough pretzel tub. 1/4th full, not braggin'.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha clean living!!
This one time on Halloween's Eve my buddy and I chewed $15 worth of $0.05 bubble gum and made a ball of gum that was bigger than a softball and whipped it as hard as we could into a crowd of people doing karaoke at a tennis court to this day we wonder about the person it hit and laugh our ass off
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Producer at AYG does work...appreciate it guys
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha!
Best news to see Chrissys back in the building
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
Also shoutout Chrissy Blank Checks for putting me onto AYG
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha! Welcome aboard!
"wait till the FLOSS GUY starts fleecing ya, he's coming in $300 for floss" 🤣🤣🤣☠
yess!!! my favorite garbage guest is back! 10/10 episode as always guys⭐️
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks cat! 🙏🗑🙏
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
2 жыл бұрын
They need to be honorary guests on each other’s pods every few months… great chemistry!
Thanks, boys
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
Dr. Phil for Halloween an late 90's! Bro what are you doing to me? I legit shaved a horseshoe into my head in 1998/1999 one day because everyone at my high school thought I wouldn't have the balls to do it. Looking back on it I should've wagered something on it, but honestly it was more about keeping the integrity of my word because when I say I'm going to do something and you tell me I won't or you doubt me, I lean into it *HARD* son. I shaved it all off the next day though. 🤣
The real king of Staten Island!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Lmao “old man distefano”
My wife and I gave each other cash for birthdays this last year 20 years of marriage 😆
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Love that this isn’t about cancel culture. Great ep
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Nope!
Had a kid go as Souja Boy to the middle school Halloween dance - blackface and all
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
The fact that Chris don't know what floss does at his age is hilarious 😂
Pittsburgh Trash- We put our coins in a light blue, plastic, 5 gallon, spring water refill jug. (Stolen empty jug- we’re PROPER trash!) 😉
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thats like a savings account!!
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage I know, right? The funniest part was my dad could never understand why after years and years of daily “deposits” it never seemed to make it more than 1/2 way full. 🤔 The mystery was finally solved when, as adults, all four of us kids admitted to pilfering through there on the reg. 😂 I think after 15 years or so they finally cashed it in- and like any proper trash, they put the money towards a cruise! 😊
AYG needs to clip the Pharmacy shopping cart question as a short.
If you go to urban dictionary & look up the definition for Greaseball, Chris Distefano's big head will pop up.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MrKilleromo
2 жыл бұрын
and his big butt
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Kids got a dumper on him!
Cream of kippy made snot fly outta my face.....holy shit. Like the big man says, "That's a good piece of business!"
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Drop the floss and get a water-pik my dudes. EZ.
This show makes me realize how garbage I was and am hahaha i have a LONG list ive made answering the questions haha i am the garbage king to be real hahaha
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah love to hear that! 🗑🗑🗑
Top shelf back to back eps. Ian then Chris D! BTW the cup on the table, what’s makes up a McFoley?
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! A joke from early on in the pod. I forget the actual meaning
Chrissy D calling that shit "mischief" is the fucking understatement of 2021. 🤣🤣🤣
Last year I went to do Halloween trick-or-treating I was 12 years old. My dad was like you're kind of old for this but okay.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Free candy!
Yo this was really good! Big Hank killing it
Still everybody's favorite 'new' podcast like 2 years in
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
You better believe it!
The east coast levels are out of control on this episode and the Tim Dillon one and I fkn lllllllLOVE IT
42:07 jesus christ kipmeister, cant give the Big Man a chuckle for that “mcdonalds giftcards were like bitcoin in the 80s”?!! Fuckin kid hit it out tha paaaahk wit that one
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
H and Kevin look like the before and after version of Chris
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Oh Foley, I truly do love you! You floss daily for your own enjoyment. You ARE perfect.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Are you gerbage? Love you guys
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Love you too brotha!
I've been using the same Lakewood pineapple juice glass jar for years now for my change jar. It's unrivaled.
Fan for life gents.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🗑🙏
KAY-JAY!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hey hey!
@ednakrabapoly
2 жыл бұрын
loll KJ
Chrissy Crossdress will be at the La Quinta Inn in Seacaucas NJ
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa
You could save some money on that roof Chris by going ductless mini split AC and heat unit.
pls have sal vulcano on the show, uve got the connect
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Working on it! Hes a busy man!!
Here we go!!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
We got a hot one!!
Chris should watch the MC Hammer documentary. Soon. He's heading that way.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Doesn't get much better than this
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
Chrissy garbage gotta love him 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
He’s the best
WWHHHAAAAAAAATTTT!!???!!?!?! Chrissy is BACK!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Oh babbby!
Its kinda funny how every service company on Staten Island is absolutely RINSING Chris....
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah doesnt see it coming!!