"How old is the earth?" "10.000 years" "What's your proof?" "This 210 million year old rock" Yep, your average creationists logic

@VitaTheMerm

5 ай бұрын

Real

@Skag_Sisyphus

5 ай бұрын

I like to argue that the earth is only six hours old when faced with creationists. Edit: ive only met three in person and only argued it to the two after an insufferable lyft ride gave me the idea, but it was very satisfying both times

@brídeann

5 ай бұрын

@@Skag_Sisyphus what's your evidence against the fact that all our memories happened in two seconds, and the world is in fact two hours old?

@Lucifer6.6.6-v6g

5 ай бұрын

@@brídeann What's your evidence that I did "infact" give you a foot massage while you were sleeping?

@enzoarayamorales7220

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@brídeannwhat’s your evidence against the fact that time earth existed may be shorter

There once was a man named Baloo Who wrote of a petrified shoe: He looked down at his feet, Found a rock and said "Neat! This must mean the whole world is new!"

@muirismason3262

2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really impressive

@m0L3ify

2 жыл бұрын

@@muirismason3262 Thanks! 😄

@rexbenny1553

2 жыл бұрын

Allow me to bredlik your poem. my name is baloo i rite of shoes mayd of hard ston look at me feet rok big so neet so vorld is new yes vorld is new i lik the ston

@lincroyableprocrastinateur5414

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect!! 😆

@sophiachalloner8951

2 жыл бұрын

Noice

There once was a man named baloo He found a petrified shoe He had no proof So his argument went poof So he pulled evidence out of his wazoo

@Da_Swifta

6 ай бұрын

Fucking brilliant

@Mr.b0nes

6 ай бұрын

@@Da_Swifta thanks :)

@epkoda

6 ай бұрын

I slightly changed it to make it more like a limerick :) there once was a man named Baloo who mistook a rock for a shoe his idea went poof because he had no proof but he kept on insisting it's true (a limerick has 5-6 syllables in the 3rd/4th lines but yours has 4 and 7, plus the last line was 11 syllables, not 9-10)

@sirarchibaldcheese3408

6 ай бұрын

Both are great

@american_jackal5956

6 ай бұрын

There once was a man named Baloo Who found a petrified shoe Thought he proved God With this newfound clod But was found to be full of poo.

I grew up with Creationism. I read Creation magazine and Answers in Genesis. I’m one semester away from obtaining a degree in biology, with a focus in evolutionary biology and microbiology. My first year in university was brutal. There was so much that I “should remember from high school.”. The thing is my 12 grade bio class was basically a YEC apologetics course. I really struggled my first year, but I eventually made up for my lack of knowledge. I had long since rejected Creationism and Christianity, but I started school at a stark disadvantage.

@EIBozo

5 ай бұрын

Congrats, good luck with school!

@pocketrocket1995

Ай бұрын

Praying for you

@semaj_5022

23 күн бұрын

I don't know you, but I'm proud of you! Keep up the great work!

@deewreltih2124

21 күн бұрын

Did you finish that last semester?

@teifan6674

15 күн бұрын

It's incredible you not only managed to dig yourself out of that, but get a biology degree on top of that. You should be incredibly proud of yourself

The most hilarious thing about Ken ham is that he's actually Australian- you know the country famous for it's insane amount of biodiversity due to it being cut off from the rest of the world for millions of years

@arche2460

2 жыл бұрын

I love this LMAO

@MeaKitty

2 жыл бұрын

As an Australian I think I can speak for the rest of the country in saying "You can keep him, we don't want him." We want no association with that crackpot, thank you very much.

@arche2460

2 жыл бұрын

@@MeaKitty Honestly that's completely valid. I watch a lot of vids about Evangelicals so I've seen some shit about him and...hoo boy. That's a "just throw the suitcase away" situation

@gingivitis9148

2 жыл бұрын

I don't forget that Australia is right next New Zealand a country with relatively low genetic diversity coz it was basically under water when it split( just like ken thinks that all continents did during the flood all the way back from rodinia)

@generalgrievous2202

2 жыл бұрын

He also thinks kangaroos got here by riding volcanic rocks thrown into the air by volcanos.

My parents went to the ark once. They almost got kicked out because they couldn’t stop laughing and pointing at things. My mom (a 15 year history teacher) turned a corner and saw a dinosaur in a cage and almost passed out laughing.

@Jazz_34

10 ай бұрын

That is wild💀

@murzkatze

10 ай бұрын

I like your parents

@HeatherHolt

10 ай бұрын

Oh god my dad said his wife is dragging him up there soon to see this horrible thing and I’m like please don’t go…or please take me so I can laugh 😂 his wife is SUPPPPER into conspiracies. Like name one and I bet she’s deep into it. Her, her daughter and her daughter’s husband. I can’t even go hang out with them bc they’re so bad with it, my brain hurts.

@omkartelang1064

10 ай бұрын

​@@HeatherHoltwife of your dad? Your mom you mean?

@CelestialAnamoly

10 ай бұрын

If I ever went to the ark encounter, i just wanna see Cotylorhynchus.

There once was a man named Baloo, And he found a petrified shoe. Upon further inspection, And minute detection; Milo proved his theory untrue

@thehellyousay

4 ай бұрын

this is the best one so far ...

@Gatsu_Gambino

Ай бұрын

Stop copying peoples comments... youll never be famous and nobody likes you

@TheIdiotsAreTakingOver

29 күн бұрын

Change "detection" to "correction."

My neighbor was a young earther. I was 15 and said "we have this great soil here because this area was a glacier over 2.5 million years ago" my dad was there and looked so proud of me and my neighbor just said "kids, *shakes head* the earth is no more than 10,000 years old" my dad took me inside our house because I laughed and that was rude. I love these videos.

@lolloblue9646

9 ай бұрын

We should reward this kind of rudeness

@doncomputer5931

9 ай бұрын

@@lolloblue9646 In fact, I think It's your civic Duty to make sure a Flat Earther's World views are not well-respected. The more introverted they become, the less likely they are to throw up their putrid religion onto the rest of the world.

@dogwalker666

6 ай бұрын

It's not rude to laugh at the YEC cult.

@gamerziplays6181

6 ай бұрын

i feel like the only thing your father did wrong was not laugh with you

There once was a man named Ballou, Claimed he found a petrified shoe. He woke up one night, Realized with a fright, His brain cells were painfully few.

@jonnymcjonjon8714

Жыл бұрын

I see the reference 😉😉

@kninenights

Жыл бұрын

Love it

@zeo3548

Жыл бұрын

the man named Ballou who thought he'd found a petrified shoe turned a bright red hue when he woke up that night realizing with a fright that his brain cells truly were few

@TsarNicholasII5437

Жыл бұрын

You win

@shelbylynn9

Жыл бұрын

Oh man, this is beautiful. Spot on 👌

Former creationist here. Seeing all my old arguments still being used is like cringing at old pictures of my bad 90’s haircut.

@Zarmdthecoolest

2 жыл бұрын

AYYYY SAMEEEEEE

@WasatchWind

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure what to call myself. Perhaps a "I believe God created the Earth but I personally don't take a position on how He did it or really care." Teach the science correctly, and don't let obsession over trying to interpret Genesis or Noah's Ark, etc, distract from the purpose of scripture to instruct spiritually, that is the way I operate.

@LilyCelebiFlipnote

2 жыл бұрын

@@WasatchWind Not-sarcastic clapping. Good take. I'm an atheist, but believe that if you're religious or spiritual, it can fill the gaps of the unknown that creates anxiety without being something you argue against verified scientific discovery with. It can be really helpful for coping with really tough topics for all of us, like death, and all of the little things that come up that just seem "odd" or "wiggy" that you can't really prove with science. Like... in childhood, I once found that a toy had seemingly duplicated overnight! No kidding. I can't explain that one with science to this day. It can also be helpful as a set of moral guidelines. I find that most of the religious morals that are taught that I've seen are relatively harmless. The "treat others how you want to be treated" or "Golden Rule" and the "love thy neighbor" and "brotherhood" and "God loves all his children" are good examples of that, when taken at face value. It's inevitable that everyone in this life has anxiety over all that is unknown to them, and it's perfectly okay to fill that void with spiritualism, religious belief, and community from either of those things. What isn't okay is spreading complete misinformation, especially for a political or economic agenda, knowingly or unknowingly. That's propaganda, and that's sinister.

@xXEGPXx

2 жыл бұрын

@@WasatchWind The correct term for that is agnostic theist.

@WasatchWind

2 жыл бұрын

@@xXEGPXx No, I am not agnostic, simply my church thinks it is not the point of religion to obsess over scientific matters. There are intersections of course, but though moral religious teachings may help us practice science ethically, and professional psychological and medical science can help aid people in their life struggles, I believe we should be careful to not let either speak too authoritatively for the other field. I believe that science and religion are simply two sides of the same greater truths - but that we currently have an imperfect knowledge of both.

Hey! Great video. I'm actually a Christian pastor from Kentucky, and i have spent much of my career pushing back on the idea that young earth creationism is the only way to be "truly Christian". I loved your quote that it is a lot easier to construct facts around beliefs than it is to construct beliefs around facts. Who knows, that might make its way into a sermon one day

@mamasimmerplays4702

6 ай бұрын

I think the thing American "Christians" really need to be talking about is what Ezekiel said about why Sodom got nuked, and what that means for the wealthiest country in the world when it has no care for the poor and needy at its gates - either its own citizens or refugees turning to it for shelter. If you don't heal the sick, shelter the homeless, and feed the hungry, you don't get to call yourself Christian. And this does include using your vote to demand that your governments at all levels work to heal the sick, shelter the homeless, and feed the hungry. It's not rocket science!

@johns1625

5 ай бұрын

Awesome! 👍🙏

@sspsp6545

5 ай бұрын

@@johns1625at least you’re being intellectually honest. I don’t envy your position.

@tommydaniels1805

5 ай бұрын

Be honest; THIS SUNDAY

@thing_under_the_stairs

5 ай бұрын

I think that would work great in a sermon! Go for it!

Late to the party here, but I have a fun fact for you regarding horses (horse feet is my job). Horses' front "knees" are actually parallel structures to our wrists. Below that structure is one big metacarpal bone with a smaller vestigial metacarpal bone on each side. We call them metacarpal 3, and mc 2 and 4, respectively. Metacarpal 3 is our middle finger. So horses are constantly flipping the bird.

@PFMediaServices

8 ай бұрын

"horse feet is my job" made me laugh. You're awesome.

@katherineguevara4430

7 ай бұрын

How cool do you have to be to have “Horse feet job” on your resume.

@uwukotoa

6 ай бұрын

horses are some of the dumbest designed animals ever and i love them so much. you look at them the wrong way and all of their legs break. would love to have horse feet as my job.

@borttorbbq2556

6 ай бұрын

So what Is the job? Do you trim their hooves?

@techpriestemily

6 ай бұрын

@@uwukotoa Sneeze in the same zip code as a horse and it just... explodes.

One of my favorite stupid things ever is the sentence “Dinosaur bones are falsifications buried in the Earth by Satan to confuse the righteous.”

@jackback70

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the same ”logic“ that conspiracy theorists, like flat earthers use, ”the government is showing us false information to hide the truth“…

@kn2x392

2 жыл бұрын

I’m Christian and I agree that is so dumb😭😭 dinosaurs were described in the Bible possibly by leviathans

@basementdwellercosplay

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that quote used as a joke in Good Omens, it could also be a belief some have, but something similar is in Good Omens

@Sigma-xb6kn

2 жыл бұрын

@@basementdwellercosplay Not exactly. "The whole business with the fossilized dinosaur skeletons was a joke the paleontologists haven't seen yet."

@GuiSmith

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sigma-xb6kn It’s honestly my favourite part of Good Omens. In some way, it has more world building than the Bible in its first few paragraphs and Genesis literally starts with the story of creation.

I graduated from a private Christian college in south Georgia. We were taught evolution in biology. When a divinity major in my class challenged this our teacher said, "Personally, I find it a great testimony of God's love for His creations that he built into them the ability to adapt to their environment."

@OptimusPhillip

10 ай бұрын

That is brilliant.

@maryhamric

10 ай бұрын

Agree. God is a Creator and is Creative. Creation is a reflection of God. Creation is not static and never has been --not in art, music or animals, earth or plants, etc, etc, etc.

@zap4th368

10 ай бұрын

There is also the fact that god wrote the rules. If he wished he could basically set everything up and let it work itself out, only stepping in when necessary.

@Toubabou

10 ай бұрын

Obviously, he never read The Origin of Species 😂

@Kaleki935

10 ай бұрын

​@@Toubabou you mean... the barebones blueprint for adaptable life, with specific parameters for one to be significantly better than the rest? Seems like intelligent design to me rather than random happenstance. Side note; I love how all our "common ancestors" tend to have literally one account, which leads us to computer generate no less than 80% of the creature through guesswork. Deterioration and mutations just don't exist when you need to shift the population from intelligent, religious men to animalistic atheists screeching at any mention of Christianity, I suppose.

I still can't get over the fact that it does not look like a footprint in the slightest. Like the shape does vaguely resemble a shoe but the imprint itself hardly does.

Apparently the poll suggesting that 40% of Americans are young-earth creationists was flawed in that it rolled two questions into one, the other being "do you believe God created man?" prompting participants to answer "yes" based on belief in God alone. When the survey was reproduced to *only* ask if the Earth was less than 10,000 years old it dropped down to about 18%. This was in an article from 11 years ago so I don't know if it increased or decreased since then.

If real dinosaur-age human footprints were found, particularly if they were shoeprints, I would take that as evidence of time-travel, not creationism.

@peggedyourdad9560

2 жыл бұрын

Fr, even though creationism is obviously not real and, as far as we know, neither is time travel, It makes more sense for the supposed footprint to be used as evidence in support of time travelers than as evidence of creationism.

@ranjithperimpulavil2950

2 жыл бұрын

Well said, bro😄👍👍👍

@slicedtoad

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't aliens be more likely than time-travel? An extraterrestrial visit in the distant past could have been careful enough to leave basically no evidence behind. If we assume some kind of 'explore but don't interfere with life' motivation. But erasing their footprints in the mud would be a bit much. And while we never expect timetravel to be viable, we _do_ expect life to have evolved on different planets.

@peggedyourdad9560

2 жыл бұрын

@@slicedtoad This sounds like the premise for an amazing sci-fi novel.

@paveantelic7876

2 жыл бұрын

nah, alien shoes are more believable. time travel is science fiction

I love the "were you there" argument. Because I can just say "yes" and wait for them to disprove it.

@wolfclaw3366

6 ай бұрын

then when they try to say that you weren't you can turn it around and say "well were you there to prove that i wasn't"

@EmilyKveldulv

6 ай бұрын

@@wolfclaw3366 Yeah, its a thought-stopping tactic, like those used by cults. Because that's what creationism is.

@sarahcole9661

6 ай бұрын

My response: “I dunno, smart guy, were _you_?”

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

6 ай бұрын

@@sarahcole9661 you gotta have a space one either side of the _ for it to do the intended effect. It makes things look stupid sometimes, but that's _how it works_ .

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

6 ай бұрын

*_If you want you can put the things outside the punctuation._*

There's a song I learned in Sunday school that horrifies my daughter. Oh be careful little eyes what you see oh be careful little eyes what you see. There's a gentle lord above looking down on you in love so be careful little eyes what you see. The next verse is little ears and what you hear and the third is be careful little mouth what you say. My daughter thought that was the most 1984 thing she'd ever heard

As a Texan who went to dinosaur valley once as a family outing, it was obviously about cool dinosaur stuff but also it was about the fact that you can play and run about the river and bring your dog

"Built to all of the speciations in the bible." Including sprinklers, metal bolts, air conditioning and electric lighting, plus a massive concrete building that holds it together.

@GoodWormDoctor

Жыл бұрын

Yes, we all know Noah didnt wanna piss off OSHA

@Nick-mp1zh

6 ай бұрын

My favorite part is that they think that 8 people took care of what they think would've been 15 000 different animals on that boat for an entire year. They have a zoo attached to the ark, and they have 8 zookeepers for taking care of only about 200 animals.

@gobblinal

6 ай бұрын

@@Nick-mp1zh What did they feed the carnivores? Or the herbivores? Or the omnivores? How did they store the fresh water animals? Or the salt water animals? Since that much flooding surely would've disrupted the salinity world-wide?

@Nick-mp1zh

6 ай бұрын

Not to mention the Ark only had one small window, for ventialtion so they all would've died from methane poisoning

@charlestownsend9280

6 ай бұрын

@@Nick-mp1zh my favourite part is that they have to keep repairing the ark for rain damage.

Ken Ham, an Australian export, tried to build his facility here in Australia, and we told him he could do that but he couldn't call it a museum because it misrepresents the word 'museum,' so he threw a tantrum and went to do it in Kentucky.

@Fallen7Pie

2 жыл бұрын

AND Rupert Murdoch. Is America your prison colony now?

@TalenLee

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fallen7Pie Yeah we uh, let's see kicked out Rupert Murdoch, if by that you mean, 'let him leave with giant piles of money we gave him' so he could uh languish in America, and by that we mean Britain, putting tits in the newspapers, THEN move to America to found Fox news and make EVEN MORE MONEY. LIke y'all can blame us but I think it's just that scum knows where to float

@dungeonbrush8982

2 жыл бұрын

As a native born Kentuckian, the Ken Ham nonsense is a source of pure shame for most of us.

@TalenLee

2 жыл бұрын

@@dungeonbrush8982 yeah, Sorry about that. He went where there were tax incentives and people he could bilk, based on my dealings with the man

@Rob-fc9wg

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fallen7Pie You can keep that hidious old bastard too!

I found your video after a YEC brought up these Texas tracks, which I had never heard of. Great video, I enjoyed it. Your reply to the senior archeologist in regards to the so called "Baghdad Battery" was also a good watch. As an animal science major I have to say that most animals do walk on their toes, not just horses. Most animals with paws, anything with hooves, birds, and a good number of other invertebrates. It's really the vertebrates that do walk on their heels which are weird.

My family are HARD-CORE creationists I was a documentary kid and obsessed with dinosaurs to the point that i wanted to study archeology One of my most distinct memories was arguing with one of my uncles - he was convinced that dinosaur bones were plaster casts hidden in the desert by the chinese government to trick people into aetheism I have had the argument of human evolution with SO many people in this area on human evolution and had to try to explain how carbon dating is a legitimate method of basic dating Exhausting

Whenever someone asks "Were you there when God created earth?" I say Yes! Because what are they gonna do, deny it? They weren't there

@judyfps5059

Жыл бұрын

Then once they deny it you say “ you just gotta have faith.”

@babydahl9424

Жыл бұрын

Ya know...I kinda want to do this now.

@Suusleepy

Жыл бұрын

@@babydahl9424 once you realize how much you can say "Yes" to a conservative about the much more fun it is arguing with them

@kyleellis1825

Жыл бұрын

Whenever someone brings up the 9/11 conspiricies, how Bill Gates wants to micro chip the world, or any of these religious conspiricies, just make one even crazier up. "You think planes crashed into the Tradecenter? That was a Russian spy on the space station who used the space lazer to try starting a war" "Bill Gates died in '98 (last good Microsoft operating system). But the microchip he put in his brain let him survive as a robot and he wants to make the rest of the world immortal. But we being stubborn." "Immaculate conception just meant God didn't make a mess on Mary's face. She swallowed."

@M50A1

11 ай бұрын

@@Suusleepy Honestly I'm adding this tactic to my list of tactics now

The Ark Encounter is also horribly constructed. There's a layer of concrete ON TOP OF THE DAMN THING, because apparently that's how you seal something that's going to get rained on. They also claim that it's timber frame construction. As a woodworker, the construction terrifies me. They used lag bolts, some being 36 inches long, to hold green trees together, not cut and shaped timbers, whole ass trees. There are cracks in the load bearing supports, some of which you can see all the way through. That place needs to be shut down and demolished. That said, I'll take all of the lumber and logs if it gets demolished.

@doggodoggo3000

Жыл бұрын

36 inches is no longer a lag bolt but a length of threaded rod lol. I'm not surprised to hear that it's built like crap. Kinda glad tbh. Maybe it'll be deemed a safety risk and condemned.

@TheWoodsmanMilling

Жыл бұрын

@@doggodoggo3000 I knew it wasn't really a lag bolt at that length, but my brain stopped working. I couldn't remember what it was called. I too hope that place gets closed down, and that's coming from a Christian, just not like most others.

@davidsenderodelsanto

11 ай бұрын

​@@doggodoggo3000 Not mu

@Anon26535

11 ай бұрын

It's going to be an episode of Fascinating Horror one day.

@corvuscorax7451

9 ай бұрын

They also got flood damage to the property once, because they built a road in a way that didn't take into account the geology of the site. They don't seem to want any real geologists around the place to do consultations and such, probably because real geologists keep pissing them off by telling them rocks are old.

I'm a sleep deprived science guy that was born and raised in a cult. Idk if I should trust in this man just because he's funny, but I'll allow myself joy today ❤ thanks for the content KZread guy

@mamasimmerplays4702

6 ай бұрын

Trust is a strong word in science. If what he says makes sense and fits with your existing understanding of how the world works, then you can hold it as a working thesis. Everything we know is open to being debunked by newer better evidence - but it had better be GOOD evidence!

@Coolkid99880

2 күн бұрын

I think the fact that he provides links and evidence of his research and has years of experience as well as going on site to a lot of locations makes him a pretty trustworthy source. The fact that he encourages others to do their own research and has corrected himself multiple times also adds to it. I don’t trust people who aren’t willing to look at themselves and accept change or accept that they’re wrong. Of course you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet (and I’m not forcing you to trust in anything) but from the evidence we’ve seen Milo is pretty open and factual in his statements and puts a lot of time and effort into his research before making videos like this. Which is better than most people.

I'm an atheist, but i appreciate his specifying that he doesn't mean disrespect to all religious people. We need more of that in this world.

There once was a man named Balou Who found a petrified shoe It came from a rock, But to his great shock It looked almost new! Balou said "Gosh Darn" Went home to his barn And said to his lady Lilou: "I found this petrified shoe It came from a rock, But to my great shock It looks almost new!" "That cannot be true, For i have been told that rocks are so old!" But doctor Balou heeded her not, For he'd thrown in his lot With the creationist crew Yet all of the crew And even the doc Were thoroughly wrong It was only a rock And so ends the song Of doctor Balou And his petrified shoe Which was only a rock

@deathkorpsofkriegkommissar9652

Жыл бұрын

Mate, you're a lyrical feckin' genius.

@kaylencowan4355

Жыл бұрын

Wtf this is amazing, go actually make a book you got skill

@t.p.ggaming3884

Жыл бұрын

Dr Seuss been real quiet since Nova dropped this bop

@enricoboldrini5350

Жыл бұрын

@@t.p.ggaming3884 lmaaao

@jameseddleman6944

Жыл бұрын

I like to paint and draw, if I made this....how much would you pay for it? lol

There once was a man named Ballou, Who found a "petrified shoe". He said, "This here is proof That evolutions a spoof!" And thus the conspiracy grew.

@gdude2775

11 ай бұрын

This is great

@helluvagooddrawer2027

11 ай бұрын

You mind if i illustrate it?

@eyesofdeath01

11 ай бұрын

amazing work, person! (didn’t want to misgender you so I don’t get sent to internet hell)

@andrewshepherd1537

11 ай бұрын

​@eyesofdeath01 clearly, they aren't a person. They are a dog. Because "I'm not a dog" is exactly what a dog would say.

@thelivingjukebox8467

10 ай бұрын

bravo!

the cable and TV really need to give you a contract, the humourous way you show the logical process to debunk fake history is so clear.. we need alot of this on mainstream to educate people prone to click bate money making utubers etc or those with a faith agenda not based in science, who also contadict the evidance with misleading rubbish

15:12 “stupid dumbass” and “rat horse” got me 💀

So a bit of a fun fact about that "Noah's arc replica" is that during construction it was found that actually building an arc that could float with the given specifications was impossible even with modern machinery and techniques. They had to abort the plans for making it a bronze-age boat replica and instead made it a building shaped like a boat with modern concrete and steel to get it to support its own weight. So they accidentally thoroughly debunked the idea that Noah's Arc ever actually happened, but they made sure to deny that publicly as much as possible.

@Xenon_001

Жыл бұрын

Wow, it's almost like that Noah's ark wouldn't have been possible without SOME sort of external help, I wonder what that could have been.

@astreaward6651

Жыл бұрын

Hilariously, the Ark Encounter was damaged a while back and they sued to get help to repair it. It was damaged in a FLOOD.

@petermoss4666

Жыл бұрын

Another thing I want to add, It took 100-200 people 10-12 YEARS to build the "ark" replica using MODERN equipment. in the book it was supposedly done by ~ 10-14 people in 47 years with BRONZE AGE tools. Good FUCKING luck building the same boat with a 47 year deadline with only a half school bus worth of people to help using only bronze tools.

@artsyscrub3226

Жыл бұрын

@@astreaward6651 Irony so poetic i could almost cry

@P4rz1va1

Жыл бұрын

@@Xenon_001 funny how you should mention that considering God explicitly DIDN'T help.

My dad is a young earth creationist and it’s like talking to a brick wall with him. “Carbon dating doesn’t date down to the second so it doesn’t work at all” “the earliest writing was Hammurabi’s code (that’s not true at all) cave paintings don’t count” *I show him evidence* “that’s fake they fudge the numbers” and so on. The worst part is that he talks down to me and says I don’t know anything because I’m younger than him. I tell him I actively study anything so I probably know a bit more than him on that specific subject and it’s “oh so you know everything.” He literally told me that when I corrected him on something with music and he doesn’t even know what a scale is. Or the difference between notes and chords. I play 9 instruments. I took music theory for 6 years like!?!

@outdoorscholar6016

Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry that your dad is a POS, I can’t imagine what that would be like. I met people like that in college, and all of them came from the Christian ministry that I was part of the time. There was one guy in particular who flat out proclaimed that “there is nothing that you could show me that would shake my faith” when he was being presented with a scientific fact about the Earth. Another guy went from being a geology major to young earth creationist because he discovered the church.

@Urlocalpope

Жыл бұрын

@@outdoorscholar6016 dude he tried to argue that someone was singing “off key” when he could not explain what a key was. They weren’t singing off key, the quality of the instrumental recordings and the quality of the vocal recording were different so the vocals hid among the instrumentals and he isn’t used to that so it was suddenly “off key” despite them both being in the key of Em. He was like “you don’t know what you’re talking about” bitch you don’t even know what middle c is. He also thinks minor notes are “off key”

@phantomkate6

Жыл бұрын

Probably best to just let it go eh?

@Urlocalpope

Жыл бұрын

@@phantomkate6 I can’t I don’t move out till the end of the month and he bring it up all the time

@phantomkate6

Жыл бұрын

@@Urlocalpope This month? You're nearly there!!! 🙌

There once was a man named Baloo, who found a petrified shoe. He kicked it around, said "Here's a cool rock I found," and I can't think of a way to end this limerick.

13:27 I can't believe my idoit self really just said outloud "..horses dont have feet" 😂

@boy_girl_cat_party1824

2 ай бұрын

You know what, you were engaged in the lesson and produced an answer! Good try my dude! ✅

there once was a man named baloo, who found a petrified shoe, he stepped on the rock, said "hey that's a shock", and then went home for a poo

@kamion53

2 жыл бұрын

home?? I though bears did sh*t in the woods.😛 👏👏👏

@octopusbeak42069

2 жыл бұрын

Why did I read this like it was ragnar the red from skyrkm. *edit*Skyrim, I cant spell.

@sophianicole513

2 жыл бұрын

my guy i laugghed so hard i burped

@zahuntah

2 жыл бұрын

A+

@dogburgled

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

As a former cobbler, that inner band of "thread" would be Blake stitching, which wasn't possible until 1856 when the machine necessary was invented. Stitched shoes made before 1500 were turn shoes, which would have had all stitching contained within the shoe. Also, the spot where the foot supposedly wore through the heel does not look like the wear that actually happens.

@faameexplains1192

Жыл бұрын

Looks like wear on an insole not the impression of an outsole

@GoodWormDoctor

Жыл бұрын

Young earth creationist foot theory destroyed by former Cobbler with facts and knowledge

@bigbeefscorcho

Жыл бұрын

I love this! You don’t even have to be a proper scientist, even a cobbler can poke holes in this fools’ evidence! But they’ll never listen

@ScumsaveChris

Жыл бұрын

Stop trying to confuse people with facts.

@gazeboist4535

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbeefscorcho Science isn't a set of facts and recipes, it's an attitude. Saturn here clearly has an excellent grasp on the science of shoes, which is the thing about discipline crossover: it's absurdly hard to predict.

These episodes are the best I've seen in a long time. they are informative and funny. But the most important thing is that you can be understood even if you don't speak English very well. you speak very clearly and distinctly. Thanks for that.

How do you know? Were you there? Why yes, I was there. What? No you weren’t! How do you know? Were YOU there?

As a huge dinosaur nerd, the thing that triggered me the most is the young earth creationists portrayed the CARNOTAURUS. The "MEAT EATING BULL," eating bananas. Not the small, starchy, wild ones either. Fully grown, yellow bananas.

@TheMasqueradeParty.

8 ай бұрын

me too- i was- SO upset. it has *MEAT EATING* IN THE _NAME_ -Anon

@joshc5613

6 ай бұрын

I've read that book and their explanation is just... "Every living thing was an herbivore before Adam and Eve got exiled from the garden of Eden", which they explain by... saying that some animals with teeth similar to carnivores eat only plants (like pandas). It's pretty ridiculous lol

@drs-xj3pb

6 ай бұрын

"Carnotaurus" would be "meat-bull" -- no eating involved. At least in the name.

@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus

6 ай бұрын

@@drs-xj3pb Okay, thanks for the correction. But the teeth...

@mamasimmerplays4702

6 ай бұрын

@@joshc5613 The Noah story happened quite some time after Adam and Eve got kicked out, though. So even if that story were true, the carnivores would have been eating meat by the time of Noah.

My only complaint with you channel is that there isn’t enough for me to binge for hours and hours lol keep it up man you’re fantastic

@miniminuteman773

2 жыл бұрын

That is the highest compliment I could ever receive

@FireWarrior2013

2 жыл бұрын

@@miniminuteman773 you bring a great level of energy and prior research that make your videos equal parts factual and entertaining. Truly excited to see more from you as time goes on!

@PlutocracyLP

2 жыл бұрын

@@miniminuteman773 have you considered bringing more of your tiktok content over?

@lucky13th31

2 жыл бұрын

@@miniminuteman773 my only problem is that you pronounced Nevada, NevUda

@petrogradadministration2310

2 жыл бұрын

@@miniminuteman773 saw your second video right after it came out had the same feeling as the first guy

“Chernobyl graphite kicking contest” had me absolutely dying 😂😂😂

As a Christian who believes in science and is not a young earth creationist believer, I appreciate this video so much. 👌🏻

I actually was at a presentation of Ken Ham. At the end I asked him, "where did all the dinosaurs go?" He replied, "We hunted them to extinction."

@madtabby66

Жыл бұрын

I watched my chickens with a mouse once. I was just "whoa, I think I just watched velociraptors with a small mammal!" That poor mouse. It was a horrible way to go. They tore it apart.

@guilhermecastro9893

Жыл бұрын

@@madtabby66 bad joke and yes chickens are geneticly related to dinos

@phantomkate6

Жыл бұрын

Om nom nom

@hifensity99

Жыл бұрын

the funny thing is that if we were able to kill them, we would've hunted them to extinction if they tasted good

@davidlee2221

Жыл бұрын

We hunted apex predators into extinction? YECs have never left their house.. (tonality edit)

I used to work for the creation museum, and I can tell you that Ken Ham did not care about his employees. Any day he came to the museum was a nightmare. He'd specifically look for things that he could find "wrong" with something we were doing and then berate the managers about it. Also he refused to allow us to wear masks in the beginning of 2020, and wouldn't close the doors until he was forced. That man does not believe in the "sanctity of human life" when it comes to those who work under him.

@hazeld3703

2 жыл бұрын

I know someone who worked there, and they also said it was a shitty, toxic place to work

@StoutShako

2 жыл бұрын

**looks at your bi pride pfp** 🤝 Shout out to all my homies that were once indoctrinated and now gay as all hell

@peggedyourdad9560

2 жыл бұрын

One question though, why? Why work there of all places? I’m genuinely wondering here.

@carissasherman8553

2 жыл бұрын

@@peggedyourdad9560 I was heavy drinking the Christian Kool aid at the time. I was in Bible college in a school nearby, so I needed a job that would accommodate the school rules I was under (can't wear pants as a woman, can't work Sundays) and the museum favored people from my school because they were both fundamentalist Christian establishments. Thankfully I'm far away from all of that now.

@peggedyourdad9560

2 жыл бұрын

@@carissasherman8553 Oh ok, that makes a lot of sense actually. I’m glad you seem to have stepped away from that, at least enough to realize that the Bible is more for spiritual guidance than an accurate explanation for anything in the physical realm.

I know this is old, and I haven't watched the whole video yet, but I am both a creationist (and the worst kind, Young Earth,) and a conspiracy theorist; I'm still worried about what dubious inferences will come from feet. Edit: Yup, that worked out about how I expected. I still don't like the philosophy sections (really? "Our truth"?), but the rest all makes sense. I learned something about rocks, got to hear someone make fun of Answers in Genesis, and saw dino prints. Good episode.

“Sounds like you’re *projecting* a *little*” is literally the funniest line I’ve ever heard in my life

I grew up as a creationist as a kid and even went to the creation museum and ark encounter. In high school I realized how many hoops I had to jump through to believe in it. Thank you earth science class for finally getting it through my big dumb head. I still believe in God, I just believe they caused the big bang and evolution. Edit: to all you creationists in the replies, you aren't going to win me over. My parents are still creationists and if they can't convince me then some random person on the internet wouldn't with the same bunk science

@theblackcatgirl7013

2 жыл бұрын

You have no clue how much I value people like you.

@roshanlackhan110

2 жыл бұрын

We have a Chad over here, seriously man I wish more people think like you.

@troodon1096

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who considers himself both a Christian, and a scientist, (not a "Christian scientist" a term for someone who is arguably neither of those things) that's the same conclusion I've come to. I do believe God created the universe, and the Earth, and the life on it, and the mechanics that have caused change over time. (And "change over time" is essentially the definition of "evolution.") It doesn't require any stretches of logic to see science for what it is and give credit to a creator who put all of that into motion. I recall a physics teacher who basically said "science is here to answer what, when, where, and who; why is a question for philosophy and religion."

@theblackcatgirl7013

2 жыл бұрын

@@troodon1096 THANK YOU

@DocBree13

2 жыл бұрын

Back when I was a Christian (in a YEC denomination), I was one of the only people in my youth group that believed in evolution. I always said that “the Bible tells us who, science tells us how.” I still think that’s a reasonable way to look at things, and that statement helped prevent me from getting into debates with Christian friends who didn’t think the way I did, but could see my side of it after I explained it that way. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with getting into a debate, but there may be times you don’t want to.

Ex-protestant here. One time, my church did a month long sermon series about these feet, and how they are irrefutable. Watching this was like medicine

@muchotexto4248

2 жыл бұрын

A month talking about footprints? Those fellas are THIRSTY for solid things to throw at doubters

@Yoma_all

2 жыл бұрын

They thirsty for feet🧍

@endig4501

2 жыл бұрын

@@muchotexto4248 or just thirsty for feet.

@Debilitator47

2 жыл бұрын

@@endig4501 I have a new business idea for feetshakes. Must develop further. Gonna need an industrial size blender...and some land out in the woods...for...business science...

@micahfoley9572

2 жыл бұрын

Feet aren't real. Suckers.

"Life is so complicated so it couldn't have originated from nothing, hence god made it" "What made god?" "Ah he came out of nothing"

@KasumiRINA

5 ай бұрын

Congratulations, you just described Creation Ex Nihilo, aka the Big Bang Theory. You know, only the currently leading scientific explanation of how the Universe was created. From nothing. Like in Genesis 1:1.

16:50 The description of the feet as being "good sized, toes well spread and very distinctly marked" isn't completely meaningless, as the prolonged wearing of shoes tends to squash the toes together and weaken the muscles so that footprints left by someone who grew up wearing shoes would not have spread toes much or at all, and the toes would be less distinctly marked. Them being allegedly "good-sized" probably means adult-sized. Presumably, the intended meaning here, is that the footprints are clearly ancient, as people in the present wear shoes, and people 65+ million years ago did not, even though that probably would fall into the theoretical "pre-deluvian" period when humanity was supposed to have super advanced technology, which one would assume such people as these young-earth creationists would assume to include shoes. Given everything else, I think it more likely that the footprints could have been left by someone who didn't wear shoes because they were raised by wolves, but there is another more plausible possibility, maybe, I think. Indigenous peoples in North America used much softer materials for making shoes, like animal hides, which presumably would not squash the toes to the same degree as solid European shoes, and, as attested to by the "Shoe" Wikipedia page, they went mostly barefoot in the summer. I don't know if these practices would still have been applicable there in the 1880s, but it seems like it could be vaguely possible. Alternatively, a lot of slaves didn't get shoes, I think, probably. So, the footprint could have been an Indigenous person, a slave, or a Mowgli-type individual, much more likely than being somehow 65 million years old.

My father gave old Carl Baugh such a thorough interrogation during his Q&A session he used to end the Creation Museum tours with that he angrily quit the session early and walked off into his private office. We went back exactly a year later to learn he no longer did any live tours and all exhibits have ever since had pre-recorded audio files explaining them. I will always believe that my asshole father can always be proud that he harassed one prominent Creationist into shutting up.

@michelewalburn4376

Жыл бұрын

That's something to be very proud of.

@queen_kleb

Жыл бұрын

Sir I ask that you stop calling my hero an asshole

@smgp2023

Жыл бұрын

Your father is dope 👌🏼

@fancyincubus

Жыл бұрын

I would like to run for president just so i can shake both of your hands

@simoklownz2267

Жыл бұрын

All hail your father!

I once found a tiny human footprint. Like baby sized but in the shape of an adult foot. Probably fairies or aliens. 1. It didn't have toes but who needs those. 2. It didn't look like a foot, but it sorta did. 2. It was a piece of slag from the nearby iron works.

@gracenantaya8394

2 жыл бұрын

You had me at first

@gustavgnoettgen

2 жыл бұрын

@@gracenantaya8394 I realize that I labeled two points "2."

@AEHTSCH

2 жыл бұрын

@Gustav I didn't

@tinyetoile5503

2 жыл бұрын

@@gustavgnoettgen Honestly, that makes it funnier.

@jonhohensee3258

2 жыл бұрын

@@gustavgnoettgen - So why not fix it?

15:50 - There actually is a reason - the English researchers get to keep their name because they described the species before the Americans. It's the standard with taxonomy: when different species turn out to be the same, they keep the name of the oldest holotype. Remember the old Apatosaurus vs. Brontosaurus debate? Yeah, that.

I'm a Christian, and I think YECs are weird. Yes I believe God created the earth, but it makes sense that He would use natural laws, evolution, and time.

There once was a man named Ballew, Who found the petrified print of a shoe. Despite it's great age & clear lack of such traits, He decided the print was brand new.

@CRT.v

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for finishing the limerick!

@orsettomorbido

2 жыл бұрын

COOL limerick! Nice job! A note: its shoud be written "Baloo".

@ludiprice

2 жыл бұрын

@@orsettomorbido Agree!

@savionhathorn6945

2 жыл бұрын

@@orsettomorbido Normally I'd agree with you, but at 10:00 it's actually spelled as Ballou interestingly enough. Who knows we could all be wrong and its Buhlue hehe

@MikkiPike

2 жыл бұрын

Gorgeous work T^T

There once was a man named Balloo. He found a petrified shoe. He made up a story, projecting God’s glory and hoped all would think it was true.

@Lemon_Inspector

2 жыл бұрын

this might be the only good one in this entire comments section

@HaizeyWings

2 жыл бұрын

Woah very nice o.o

@arianna1280

2 жыл бұрын

Omg this is the best one

In forums when someone asks me "WERE YOU THERE?" I always tell them that yes I was. When they start to doubt that I was actually around 6000 years ago I just ask them "well how do you know, were YOU there?"

22:36 id also like to throw my two cents worth in by stating the obvious. Those prints are effing huge. They are far bigger than my brothers feet, and he almost needs custom shoes. How can anyone look at a depression bigger than himself and call it a footprint while keeping a straight face?

@mamasimmerplays4702

6 ай бұрын

The bible literalists also believe in giants, so if the shoe fits...

I love Milo's hatred of that early horse, there's no reason given for his disdain and I don't even need any

@commi1302

Жыл бұрын

W hating

@drs-xj3pb

6 ай бұрын

I like that his disdain extends to the name. Hyracotherium is an ugly name, and does not, as he implies, mean "dawn horse." It means "hyrax-like beast," which is odd as it bears little resemblance to a hyrax. Eohippus, the rejected American name, does mean "dawn horse" and is a beautiful name. Fortunately, Hyracotherium is no longer classified as an equid and Eohippus has been restored to its proper status as a valid equid genus.

I was raised in a very conservative household. I was homeschooled for the majority of my life. I recall watching Ken Ham videos as part of my "science" education. The only reason I got way from those views was because I attended university. As an adult, I am still working on unlearning the nonsense I was taught. This video very much blasted me into my own past but also made me realize how much progress I have made since I started. Thank you for that.

@Eden-Eden-Eden

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations for making it out of that!! Hope you're doing well in reteaching yourself!

@bestpoubelle5332

Жыл бұрын

@@Eden-Eden-Eden I am, thank you! I'm very lucky to have a partner who had a more traditional education than myself. They are helping me unlearn the fantasy I was taught and are helping me be more critical of information in the future.

@kadeorade5296

Жыл бұрын

Man all of that is the same for me except that instead of attending university making me realize it was bs, it was that i became friends with someone and somehow managed to not try to convert them before they got me thinking about literally anything that wasn’t the same shit I’d heard repeated forever. Realizing that dinosaurs not only existed, but got wiped out by the whole mass extinction event was crazy. And that there was stuff out in space, and it wasn’t just an inclosed space with concrete walls that god was right outside of. I don’t like that I know so much less than any ‘normal’ person about science, but it really is great to see how much I’ve relearned in whatever amount of time.

@MichaelAChristian1

Жыл бұрын

Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be SAVED! Jesus loves you! Get a king james bible and believe. Read Matthew. Read 1 John 4.

@Eden-Eden-Eden

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelAChristian1 yeah... Not the best place for this, bud

Regarding the creationist museum next to a dinosaur park, that's not actually exclusively American. In Drumheller Alberta, next to Dinosaur Provincial Park, there used to also be a creationist museum. Its not there anymore though, the guy didnt pay his taxes, the creationist museum got reposessed, and all his crappy dinosaur sculptures are now scattered haphazardly around the town with fantastic paint jobs, including my personal favourite the pride-ceratops. A triceratops painted with the progress pride flag. Its amazingly stupid.

@willdabeastIam

4 ай бұрын

Holy shit. Calgary boy here, spent so much time at the Royal Tyrell as a kid. I had no idea that's where all those sculptures came from; that's utterly hilarious.

I just want to take a moment to personal thank you dude. I love your videos but I put off watching this for ages because given the way this discourse usually goes online. I was fully expecting a significant portion of the 28 min runtime to be dedicated to bashing on Christianity as a faith rather than criticizing the young earth creationist movement that is only a part of that greater social group. To hear you vocalize the fact that not all Christians have drunk the kool-ade of this modern ultra-right wing extremist version of "Christianity" and even go so far as to ask your fans in the comments to make that same distinction was like a breath of fresh air, and I am personally deeply grateful.

I love the whole thing with Christian’s being like “we need to take back God’s holy symbol the rainbow” when biblically the rainbow was literally gods way of saying “sorry I caused near total genocide of everyone and everything on earth, here have this token as I promise that next time I do it I’ll use fire instead”

@valeryasteel4167

Жыл бұрын

I wrote exactly the same thing in another comment before seeing this one, lol. Including the "next time I won't use a flood to destroy earth.", because its also phrased exactly like that as far as I remember

@anteasgard

Жыл бұрын

Did you know why God flooded the earth? Because there is more sins than righteousness. What sins you ask specificly? Its sexual sins. 🌈. Rainbow is a sign that earth has been baptized by water. As like many christian baptized by water as atonement. Next baptism is by fire… if this world keep doing the sins… maybe world be baptize with fire… As creationism or evolutionism i not a arkelog nor theolog…so i no comment about it.

@valeryasteel4167

Жыл бұрын

@@anteasgard bro first of all - no. In no place is it said that the sins were "sexual", despite what your brain dead Christian education told you. It's, and I know Hebrew so I can read the original text, "bringing evil upon the earth, thinking evil thoughts, committing evil deeds". It's written that "God regretted creating humans". It is not specified, in any place, what they did to be considered so destructive. Worshipping evil gods? Destroying nature, the environment? Murdering and pillaging? No one knows. What was even the purpose of your comment? Syne think of that before you post?

@aislingquick9350

Жыл бұрын

@@anteasgard no one asked

@thallium.81

Жыл бұрын

@@anteasgard what do you mean, mostly sexual sins? Where in the Bible does it say that God flooded the earth due to sexual sins? It said that they murdered, they raped (that's a sexual sin, I'll grant you that), they were just plain rude. But you implied that it was due to homosexuality. Please tell me where it says that in the Bible.

My parents used to take us to that stupid Creationist Museum when we were kids and this place caused me so much confusion in my upbringing, and so much ridicule. Anyway, I met Carl Baugh when I was five and I really pissed him off when he tried to tell me how young the earth is and I told him he was wrong and stupid, like any other tired, confused youngin’ would after a seven-hour drive. I like that story, because we never went back after that.

@angusmuir6180

Жыл бұрын

Absolute legend.

@SturgGaeming

Жыл бұрын

Proto-Chad

@lordfelidae4505

Жыл бұрын

Chadlet child.

@Meggligee

Жыл бұрын

I live down the road from the creationist museum and about 30 minutes away from the ark encounter. It’s ridiculous the amount of stupidity radiating from those two places. The effort they’ve gone into trying to prove the their myths is actually humorous! Fun fact… the atheist/humanist/free-thinker group Tri-State Freethinkers sponsors the roadway cleanup outside both the creationist museum and the ark.

@rynemcgriffin1752

Жыл бұрын

@@SturgGaeming Chad Junior

I've watched so much Awful Archeology now that I can snap my fingers to the exact beats as the words appear/vanish. No regrets, this series is epic.Keep up the great stuff, Milo.

I grew up in a private Christian school my entire life. They were strictly young earth creationists, and told us carbon dating was bullshit without ever even explaining how it works. I feel like this channel has been helping me catch up on all the things they didn’t teach us or straight up lied about.

@sarahamira5732

5 ай бұрын

I guarantee that the reason they didnt tell you is because they didnt even know 🤣

If the “Footprint” had shown stitching in it then it’s a better argument for time travel than it is creationism

@normalhuman9878

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously the time travelers just wanted to go back and ride dinosaurs

@firegator6853

2 жыл бұрын

@@normalhuman9878 i wonder if cowboys are ceratopsianboys....

@Ashethetics

2 жыл бұрын

@@normalhuman9878 I know I would.

@wm9482

Жыл бұрын

It's clearly aliens, I saw it on the History channel at 3am so it must be true

@58209

Жыл бұрын

@@firegator6853 i need this imax movie

There once was a man named Ballou, Claimed he found a petrified shoe. It was in one place In a rock face And he just didn't know what to do. He took it to the NY times, As they were busy publishing crimes. His story was bought they didn't give it much thought Now we're making up all of these rhymes. The find put young earthers in a tizzy, They wanted to spread it and got busy. They shared it around through the whole fr*cking town And the ignorance makes us pretty dizzy.

@EnvoyOfLoveAndJustice

Жыл бұрын

The name absolutely checks out, when's the rap?

@tomburrus7737

Жыл бұрын

@ImSoQwerty language!

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

Жыл бұрын

Sound's like Ballou's head was full of Doo-doo

@babydahl9424

Жыл бұрын

*wild applause*

@iconitoblubberry

11 ай бұрын

the is perfect

I was raised as a young Earth creationist, although I stopped believing in that nonsense decades ago. Unfortunately, my parents and older brother STILL believe the earth is only a few thousand years old. It's really sad.

This channel is my new obsession, thank you so much for giving me something to watch during a drought of content in my regular feed lol

So one thing I just love about living near glen rose is if you go to Dino valley park, they have signs directly across from the creationist museums saying “not factual ->” and the creationist museum can’t do anything about it because it’s not on their property. And every park ranger immediately comes and fact checks any tour the creationist museum try’s to do within the park. We really like to swim there so we like to sit back watch the daily Dino drama. Because it IS daily. Like it’s an active feud. And if you think Dino valley is the only science center in glen rose who has beef with the creationists you’d be wrong. Fossil rim, a zoo/ conservation breeding ranch also has beef with them over a Noah’s arc incident where the creation museum asked fossil rim if they could borrow animals for an event. Were told no. And then took the animals anyway. How? Well fossil rim is surrounded by private property ranches. And sometimes the animals get out and you’ll just have like a zebra in your lawn. Private residents can get into a program that pays them to allow the animals to graze when this happens cause it happens so much that doing this wastes less resources. Just let it graze and then round them up later. But you’re supposed to report the animal to fossil rim so they know where the animal is. Well the creationist museum started posing as fossil rim and doing other shady stuff to come collect the animals and return them to fossil rim. But in reality they were just storing them on one guys ranch to prep for the Noah event. This was years ago and ever since fossil rim and Dino valley have teamed up to collectively beef the creationist museum and try and run it out of town. And good. It’s really preachy and boring.

@Annimations

Жыл бұрын

The one thing I hate about living near glen rose is the nuclear fallout drills because pretending like we won’t be immediately toasted out of reality if the nuclear plant fails is such a waste of time. I can hide under my desk all I want. The radiation doesn’t care.

@MichaelAChristian1

Жыл бұрын

They are DESPERATE to stop people from hearing the TRUTH. Jesus loves you! Read John. Read Genesis. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be SAVED!

@KarakTo

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelAChristian1 Borrowing the animals without permission is the same as stealing. I believe there's a commandment against that.

@MichaelAChristian1

Жыл бұрын

@@KarakTo What are you talking about? They are the ones hiding what was found on glen rose.

@carlosnava1471

Жыл бұрын

Me when ""they"" hide the """"truth""""

There once was a man named Baloo Who had found a petrified shoe But to his chagrin There were no facts within So creation was not proven true

@andrearupe8094

2 жыл бұрын

I like it! ✌

@yourfellowlifeform2933

2 жыл бұрын

10:00 it’s spelled Ballou apparently. loved the poem tho! great work :)

@cocolocobirb981

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourfellowlifeform2933 Baloo is the bears name

@yourfellowlifeform2933

2 жыл бұрын

@Cocolocobirb I know, we are talking about the person. Not the bear from the Jungle Book

@jaded_gerManic

3 ай бұрын

This is my favorite one yet! 😁👍

Great video. My friends and I debunk YEC from the biblical studies perspective. Ken Ham et al claim the Bible as authoritative and a source of scientific information and ignore its historical and literary context just as they ignore archaeological evidence that doesn’t fit their preconceived notions. Also, I have been to the Ark. ;)

For the record, UK has better dental hygiene than the USA overall. It is amazing what some Americans will believe 🤨 And we have referred to the first "dawn horse" as eohippus for at least the last 50 years.

I’ve been to the creation evidence museum twice. They’ll kick you out if you take pics of the interior of the museum, ask non-biblical questions, point out scientific problems in the literature, and pretty much anything you go to the museum to do lol.

@tacticallemon7518

Жыл бұрын

so, don’t ask questions, and accept the brainwashing Ironic

@Damian-cilr2

11 ай бұрын

So that is a museum that you can't do anything you would do in a museum? Instant 0 stars from me

@jacobgoodstone7572

10 ай бұрын

They can't risk having any of their followers realize how completely wrong creationism is

@mushu_beardie2556

9 ай бұрын

I bet it really pisses them off when you tell them that other museums aren't afraid of questions--and that they actually encourage them. They love questions at the natural history museum.

@karifaevt

6 ай бұрын

Simple, it isn't a museum, it is an indoctrination device to a cult of thought.

"Amateur geologist, just makes me think it's a guy who likes rocks." Me: (amateur herpetologist, doesn't have a degree but breeds snakes and is obsessed with them) Yeah. That actually checks out.

@nicholasstone3705

2 жыл бұрын

OMG, your pfp is amazing!😆 I love it!

@sarahamira5732

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl I'm very sleep deprived and when I first read the word "herpetologist" I legitimately thought "ah yes this person must study herpes". I need sleep

@perrydowd9285

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahamira5732 OMG. That's me too. 🤦‍♂️🐍

@reynaldalghiffara9377

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahamira5732 nice

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

2 жыл бұрын

So by that very argument, my dude… *You’re a dude that likes to make snakes bone*

There once was a man called Baloo, Who found a petrified shoe. Claimed it looked to be leather, Turned to stone by the weather. I'll have some of what he's smoking too.

Being a 62 year old archeologist and geologist, I use to find you a bit irritating. However, so many younger folk have expressed joy and interest in your posts. Basically, all my love, respect and appreciation. Feed the truth and grow honesty.

The BEST moment in creationist lore is the Ken Ham interview where Ken is asked by Bill Nye "Why didn't you build the Ark from wood?" His answer is priceless. "It was designed as a ship but built as a building" and "We didn't design it to float because there won't be another global flood"

@sambradley9091

2 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

@The_Bird_Bird_Harder

2 жыл бұрын

@@sambradley9091 That is actually the crux of the story of Noah's ark yes. How is this a gotcha? I don't like him. But I genuinely do not get it. Wait shit you guys are referring to climate change aren't you.

There once was a man named Baloo, He then found a petrified shoe, It's 10,000 years old, At least that's what he told, Though we all know it's not quite that new.

@eurosaamie

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@DocBree13

2 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@DocBree13

2 жыл бұрын

Fantastic!

@andrearupe8094

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you friend 💚

I once went to the Creation Museum + the Ark experience when I was going to my Christian private school (preschool through 8th grade, because of course it would be). We had to write a creation/Christianity-based paper before we could go, and one of the sites offered to us to get information from was the Answers in Genesis site, the ones who technically fund/run(?) the place. I mean.. it's pretty interesting, and it's cool to see actual models and displays (some life-size) of scenes depicted from the Bible. And nothing can prepare you for how huge the Ark is, genuinely; I wanted to get a picture looking up at the boat's edge while standing under one of the ends of the boat, and I almost fell backwards because that shit keeps going up Anyways, nowadays I'm more questioning my faith, and disagree with a lot of the things shown in the museum and stuff, but it is still a pretty cool experience, whatever you may believe (That, and I'm a big animal lover, and not only are there (small) petting zoos at both the Ark and the museum, but there's depictions and models of "ancient" animals that are shown in cages in the Ark (them trying to be as accurate to the time period as possible, it was genuinely so cool), there's some real animals in the museum like their display fish (there's some kind of blind cave fish at one point? Idk if it was a fish or an amphibian, but it was a blind cave something), and when I was there the museum's petting zoo had a zonkey and a zorse. Also, I can't really remember it, but there was definitely a section about dragons that I didn't really get to check out)

The adam and Eve book with the dinosaurs. My parents bought me when i was younger. I really loved it because it made me imagine how it would be to live with dinosaurs. Now i realize i got out just in time lol

Having a creationist museum right next to the dinosaur park is like having a flat earth kiosk on a tourist space station.

There once was a man named Baloo He found a petrified shoe But his lack, I expound, Of proof on the ground, Prove the 'facts' were pulled out his wazoo

@toasterkolin9951

Жыл бұрын

Lmao, genius.

@user-lguqrux

Жыл бұрын

Greatest Art Form known to man.

i was forced to go to the ark museum and creationist museum i hated it and knew it was total bs the group i was with called me ungrateful of the fact that i got to go. it sucked to go i sat there for like 2 days getting guilt tripped to the point i went home and cried because i thought i was a terrible human being.

One of my friends has been super into the Why Files lately, and the algorithm revealed you to me in response to a lot of the conspiracies that show addresses and I'm so glad it did.

As a devout Christian and Evolutionary Ecologist, I just want to put in... as a teenager, trying to figure out what I believed, nothing convinced me that young earth creationism was wrong more than YEC materials themselves. They're not even logically consistent from one paragraph to the next.

@definitivamenteno-malo7919

2 жыл бұрын

How can you excuse then the concept of Original Sin,then? Because the Gospels put Jesus as a literal descendant of Adam and Noah. Or is it that everytime the Bible contradicts reality or itself its automatically a "metaphor" , but when they are crucial to be real so your faith stands, then you read them as literal?

@themplar

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda wondering where you switch from evidence based to faith based belief. Its great you figured out YEC is completely batshit crazy and dishonest. But wondering how on earth the rest you do believe. And how do you distinguish between absolute nonsense and "ow but this part is true". I'm glad you do, dont get me wrong its probably why we can drink a beer and actually coexist in a society.

@definitivamenteno-malo7919

2 жыл бұрын

@@themplar I frankly can't see them as actual friends, since their function is basically enable the same Bible fundamentalists actually interpret correctly. If Christianity was actually a desirable ideology, we would want all of them being fundamentalist extremists, not the diet version, don't you think?

@themplar

2 жыл бұрын

@@definitivamenteno-malo7919 Well i'm glad most christians arent fundamentalist and morally superior over their god concept. It would be like living amongst ISIS members, no thank you. And i'm lucky enough to live in a secular country where atheism is more of a default these days, even the christians are more deistic. It wouldnt be possible to live with christian fundamentalists. To me the bible simply does not match reality in any possible way. And any christian needs to somehow figure out "this part is nonsense, this part must be methaphorical and this part yeah that is true. " and that without any possible way of determining that.

@dasfowler

2 жыл бұрын

@@themplar I'd say most western Christians are more "Moral Christologists" (e.g. they study the moral codes of Christ and seek to emulate them, seeing their scriptures as the teachings of men attempting to share their god) more akin to mainstream Buddhism than the Evangelicals you typically see represent the religion who tend to be your typical fundamentalists.

Creationism is one of those funny belief systems where if you ask questions you leave with more questions than answers

@TheNinthGenerarion

11 ай бұрын

That’s why you don’t question it. Creationism is about having answers which cannot be questioned, unlike science which has question which may never be answered. I’d prefer the second one because I’d rather have an incomplete but accurate model of the world rather than an inaccurate but complete model.

@ImmortalLemon

11 ай бұрын

@@TheNinthGenerarion thank you! That’s a great way of putting it. Better to have questions you can’t answer, than answers you can’t question

@fewbronzegames

8 ай бұрын

eh, creationism (or atleast young earth creationism) is not really about an inaccurate but complete model, it's kinda just reading an old book and thinking that everything it says is fact and shaping the world around you so that it can work, an accurate description of an inaccurate but complete model would be how science already works as a whole to explain the world around us, once you go into a certain amount of complexity in any real system in the universe you can't fully understand it, an example is how we know that with a certain amount of force in a given direction a ball will move in that direction with a certain speed proportional to the direction and kinetic energy of whatever moved it but if you keep shrinking down the things you are moving it gets harder and harder to explain, eventually to the point where we have no tools that could accurately measure what exactly is happening, so assumptions and generalizations are made in order to explain accurately what is happening however that is not a complete understanding and therefore is an inaccurate but (ideally) complete model, making it more accurate without making it incomplete is the goal, but sometimes it's a balance for example if they find a system that perfectly explains something but fails in other areas. but in the end inaccuracy to a certain degree with everything is inevitable, we don't know how fast a ball actually moves with a certain amount of force acted on it, we have a very accurate measurement, but it's still not perfect @@TheNinthGenerarion

@TheNinthGenerarion

8 ай бұрын

@@fewbronzegames science has an incomplete model because there are still questions we cannot answer, and it’s accurate as far as our evidence goes. Creationism is about knowing that god made the world and every question can be answered with some version of “because god”.

@fewbronzegames

8 ай бұрын

the point of science isn't just to take evidence to answer things, it has and currently does makes assumptions and generalizations on how things work in order for predictions and models to work, the accuracy of these assumptions and the ability for them to work in our universe is what's important, but for the reality of things it requires evidence, it's possible for 2 systems to explain everything we know but tests need to be done in order to find how it actually works, creationism doesn't do much different, whether or not the statement is "oh it works because god" that is an assumption and even if it can explain how things around are that doesn't mean it explains how things actually work, only that they are how they are because of god. going back to the 2 systems that can both explain how things are if one was "because god made it that way" and the other was "because of a complicated system" they can both be untestable but if they found a way to test the complicated system and found that it explains how things are perfectly and also does exist and can be proven, than we know that it's right, but the other one isn't wrong either because it was too vague to begin with and includes not only the system that was proven true but every system that could exist, so basically "because of god" is incomplete and an assumption because it's an assumption that god makes everything work, and incomplete because there is no known evidence to prove it regardless of whether or not people think it's true, so it doesn't actually explain the universe because "knowing" that god did it doesn't make people understand how the universe works any better than some vague scientific idea and could "prove" literally anything that could happen with respect to what we know for certain, it's as good as saying "well this thing works as far as we know" but stated as "this is how things work" it's still incomplete, however a "complete" system is hard to define because it could mean that it contains everything that is true or it contains how we think things could work with the definition of the first one that a complete system is everything that is true no system is complete @@TheNinthGenerarion

My favourite part of the fisher canyon shoe print is that it doesn't even look that much like a shoe print.

I feel like building a museum around dinosaur footprints makes it less exciting than if it was just fenced around it with a sign

Growing up I was homeschooled under a curriculum called A.C.E. (Accelerated Christian Education). It's basically written by a bunch of old guys whose world view hasn't changed since 1960. Young earth creation was absolutely hammered into my head along with a LOT of sexism and just outright blatant lies. The fact that the rest of my family is still stuck in that bubble hurts me to my soul.

@faefolkarts

Жыл бұрын

I was also subject to ACE's BS. I know next to nothing about history or geography bc of how biased it is. And while I enjoyed learning, the fact that God was shoved into literally all the lessons really bothered me when I started realizing. I'm now in Adult Ed to try and get a proper highschool education.

@annikkirahko6714

Жыл бұрын

My best friend growing up did ACE I was stuck in the same brainwashing bubble but was never subjected to it. That shit looked horrible. I’m so sorry you had to do that crap

@larry5068

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear about your family, must feel awful. As a Danish citizen I "won the lottery" by being born into a deeply Christian family myself, which is always fun, when like ~10% of our population actually identify as Christian, and way fewer are young earth creationists. My mom is one of those, although she's kinda confused, cus I'm pretty sure she accepts that ice ages took place, and that animals like mammoths and sabre tooth cats existed, but gets worked up over the mention of neanderthals. A lot of my family, including my parents, hold some bigoted opinions, like anti-lgbtq+ and shit like that. I really wanna help change that, but I'm very divided on how to approach it, because I suspect it to be very grounded in their core beliefs, and I haven't yet decided whether or not its worth ripping up in that, considering it could risk our relationships. I am also the most conflict-shy mf I know so... But I came across a very promising method of examining people's beliefs called Street Epistemology (you may have heard about it). It's so non-confrontational if you do it right, yet it can be so effective in cutting right to the bone. Its about exploring the methods you may have used to arrive at the conclusion that what you believe is true. If you yourself feel up for talking with your family about christianity and/or some of the bigoted views often associated with it, then I highly recommend you check out this method. A guy called Anthony Magnabosco has a channel where he practices this, and its incredible to see. I hope that whatever you decide to do that it works out in your favor, and if not, that you'll still find happiness and acceptance for yourself and your family.

@madtabby66

Жыл бұрын

A.C.E was horrible! I don't even remember science booklets.

@arcipola1196

Жыл бұрын

@@larry5068 that's one of the few long comments I actually read and my I'm glad I did

"do you have a headache yet?" me, a geology buff: "yes. holy hell, yes. please continue."

ok the part where you show us that there is a dinosaur footprint park right next to a creation evidence museum is just glorious and made me laugh. is there even evidence to put in a creation museum? i´m curious now what they show the public there

@Mystic-Midnight

5 ай бұрын

I've been to it and it isn't really a museum as much as it's like a showcase to show how it may be possible. Like they got a hyperbaric chamber and then got a big scale model of the ark with animal figurines and humans and then they threw dinosaurs onto it but like that counteracts the usual young earth creationist rhetoric of the flood killing the dinosaurs. From what I remember it was just a bunch of pseudoscience stuff being like "Throw out what you think you know and look at this" cause even at like 14 I thought it was crazy shit

Cannot stop watching as your delivery, whit, and truth had me laughing and screaming "fake" along with you at my tv! I am thankful for people like you and wish you to keep fighting this good fight. Your message has touched a soul and that soul is thankful!

As a Christian evolution-believing archaeologist who was taught growing up that Creationism was a fact, I greatly appreciate this video

@luthientinuviel3883

Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@violetbean8928

Жыл бұрын

my dad's like that too. really glad that there's atleast some of you out there

@_apsis

11 ай бұрын

i’m curious, how well does christianity and our understanding of evolution line up?

@anironfarm6056

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@_apsisperfectly fine. The vast majority of Christians outside of places like the Bible Belt see no conflict between the teachings of their faith and the discoveries of science. The official doctrine of the Roman Catholic Church, the largest Christian church in the world, states that evolution is the mechanism through which God created all of Earth’s creatures. The Bible is not a literally true account of history. It is a collection of allegorical stories from various places and times that are there to teach us how we should live our lives. And the people who claim otherwise are to be avoided.

@Soup_Whale99

11 ай бұрын

@@anironfarm6056 i wish more of those hardcore christians knew that and took "love thy neighbor" serious, instead of being homophobic

dude my grandma forced my family to go to the ark encounter thing- literally the most crazy thing i have ever seen. they literally contradict themselves over and over. parts of it was kinda cool, i will admit, but in like a fictional way. like they clearly put a lot of thought into it and it was fun to think about in a abstract way, but like then i saw the first dinosaur and they lost me.

@Alchemy818.

2 жыл бұрын

I had little hope for this place, but I lost all of it when I read a book they had in the gift shop welcome center thing that said “maybe the trex ate watermelons with its sharp teeth!”

@yakobi8434

2 жыл бұрын

Literally. It was a cool experience I will admit. Everything else was just weird leaps in logic.

@josephstocks7495

2 жыл бұрын

God forbid that you spend time with your grandmother doing the things which she's interested in. What a horrible lady she must be.

@addireher3575

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephstocks7495 dude chill. i thought it was crazy but i kept it to myself and tried to keep a positive attitude and seem interested the whole time, as i love my grandma and she really seemed to be enjoying herself. i can have a personal private opinion without disrespecting the people around me.

@xvelvet3247

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephstocks7495 What's wrong with you? Something going on back home?

There once was a man named ballue Who found a petrified shoe It was a great discovery In the eyes of his conspiracy. Some time ago a man named tied A distinguished mining engineer Saw a rock at his feet, so he told his feed "Oh this is true, a foot print indeed"

There once was a man named Ballou Who once found a petrified shoe What he thought was wack For he was a hack As he spent most of the time huffing glue