The joke about Ukraine being Russia REALLY hits different in current day.

@deansheets

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget this was after russia took chrimea

@Whywouldyounot

2 жыл бұрын

The writhing was pretty much at the wall in 2014. Maybe the west should have sent weapons to ukraine back then

@trevpack9458

2 жыл бұрын

Came here to say this but knew someone would have beaten me to it 😂

@beddythecorgi4269

2 жыл бұрын

That's because the reality hasn't actually changed. Only now we want to pretend we don't risk ww3 by poking Russian when arming Ukrainians. Think about it if you're kid gets killed in combat do you really make the distinction between a fighter plan provided skirting law or a straght up ally of your enemy. We arm Ukraine knowing they will use it to kill Russians and then act like we aren't provoking war. It didn't work on Japan in ww2.... not going to work this time. The best we can hope for is not getting a cyber equivalent of pearl harbor. If anyone understood how vulnerable both our economy and infrastructure is they wouldn't be poking Russia. Putin is old. The idea that we can't back down is stupid. He is old enough we don't have to deal with him much longer if we just delay ww3.

@ElementalNimbus

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevpack9458 I didn't come here specifically, just randoming through episodes. However the second the joke came up I knew what I'd see down here. That said, Slava Ukraini.

I asked my 4 year old what he wanted to be and he said “a bubble”. All i could say was “okay”.

@alg9330

3 жыл бұрын

Can a robot do that? I don’t think so!

@Seldomane

2 жыл бұрын

I dont know if robots could do that!

@nacarreira777

2 жыл бұрын

awwww....that's adorable.

@bettygreenhansen

2 жыл бұрын

❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️

@gryffbirb

2 жыл бұрын

Tell them: That is creative thinking, but maybe a bit TOO creative. XD

The little girl copying his accent was so cute

@LIITEMIES

3 жыл бұрын

im bich slapping the whole world... political registry. do you know who you are voting? from all partys. i hawe a playlist now go play. Wit out info of participans woting is a broken unneeded Part of capitalism out of purpose towards democracy. A complete shame.

@LIITEMIES

3 жыл бұрын

i wonder how re distribution of shares (wtf is lol) for the ........ aint a thing when most of the population is out off a fysicall job. part time is so fucking steady.

@soulkarver956

3 жыл бұрын

@@LIITEMIES What the fuck are you talking about?

@LIITEMIES

3 жыл бұрын

@@soulkarver956 read.

@soulkarver956

3 жыл бұрын

@@LIITEMIES I did, and I agree but it's broken and unrelated to this comment. I saw you post nearly the exact same thing on another comment that was completely unrelated. Like I said, your point is good I'm just confused as to why you post it as a reply and not a singular comment.

The Ukraine = Russia joke has aged extremely well.

@mdogzino

Жыл бұрын

The conflict between Russia and Ukraine was already on thin ice by 2014

@simonscience5846

Жыл бұрын

Or poorly, depending on how you look at it

@amberroberts7749

Жыл бұрын

ya i know Ukraine is just a small russia it aged like milk

@dr_sax1479

6 ай бұрын

It aged extremely well in the sense that Trump is considered to be a Russian asset, so Ukraine being Russia in his head might be accurate

I'm gonna defer to Stephen Hawking on this: "If machines produce everything we need, the outcome will depend on how things are distributed. Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution. So far, the trend seems to be toward the second option, with technology driving ever-increasing inequality." The only reason automation is scary is because we've decided that if you don't have a job, you don't get to participate in society. _We don't actually have to do that._

@DrZaius3141

5 жыл бұрын

And because even though productivity constantly rises, we still insist on 40 hours week as a full time job. Cut every job down to 20 hours with the same pay, eliminate jobs that just exist because they were artificially created, lean full on automation and we'd be better off as a society. Fewer hours worked means even more productivity (because you're fresh, you can concentrate, you don't check social media every 5min), it means being healthier and having fewer sick days, it means spending more time with your kids helping them into becoming better people.

@TJ5897

5 жыл бұрын

You should check out Einsteins why socialism

@jamesortiz8265

5 жыл бұрын

Hero of the Beach Wouldn’t automation strengthen the evolution of an oligarchical socialism where the citizens lose all control to corporations and are treated like children?

@SilverBlade15

5 жыл бұрын

James Ortiz isn’t that capitalism already. I believe the goal is that automation wipes out poverty and leaves humans to engage to greater intellectual feats and working further towards the better plentiful of society. Granted. Yes. You do run the risk of a new, far more insidious social and economic caste system. What alternatives are there?

@muellimhirn

5 жыл бұрын

People not only need stuff. Most of us already have enough of that. People need purpose. Machines aren't very good at producing that ;)

That Russia joke went sooooooo under appreciated

@luigivercotti6410

5 жыл бұрын

which one?

@eitanamir7918

5 жыл бұрын

Went right over the audiences head

@vdinh143

5 жыл бұрын

@@luigivercotti6410 the Ukraine one.

@luigivercotti6410

5 жыл бұрын

@@eitanamir7918 yes, but which one, the first or the second?

@luigivercotti6410

5 жыл бұрын

@@vdinh143 but a lotta people laughed on that, just with a ~1 second delay as is usual with the more clever jokes

That little girl who has never said the word "tasks" before and just mimics you is adorable.

*shows picture of Russia* “Russia” *shows picture of Ukraine* “Russia” Oof 😂

@richardalderman2752

3 жыл бұрын

Picture of America : Russia

@clb4947

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardalderman2752 😂😂

@carultch

3 жыл бұрын

That's a reference to Putin having territorial ambitions over owning Ukraine's land again. Ukraine was prime real estate in the Soviet Union because of its capacity for agriculture and its ice-free ports in the Black Sea.

@skyskynomnom4674

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even catch that 😂 so smooth

@andrewmelnikov292

3 жыл бұрын

As an Ukrainian I'm laughing here a quiet laugh.

John Oliver breaking kids hopes and dreams for 3 minutes.

@maremacd

5 жыл бұрын

YuPPP! (18:41)

@pathaleyguitar9763

5 жыл бұрын

and listing made up countries for 90 seconds. love this bloke.

@couragekarnga8735

5 жыл бұрын

It's the British way, I think.

@0pen22

5 жыл бұрын

It's true but these are facts tho our Future going to become more automated

@pag3309

5 жыл бұрын

@@maremacd it's fine there Hiho kids LIBTARDS need to be put in there place

“Do you think a robot could do my job?” “What is your job???” Dying 😂👍

@falahati

5 жыл бұрын

@Rohan Chowdhury He is the president; you want him to not talk about the president of the country he is working and living in or you think it is possible to discuss social, judicial and economic problems without talking about the political reality which is governing the country?

@chrisweber759

5 жыл бұрын

@Rohan Chowdhury lol John Oliver is better for the world than the Donald

@perrodehont5109

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong , there will be new job , this is nothing new how many % of the people where working in agriculture in 1870 just in the USA ? answer 50% IN 2008 2% , just saying times changes and so are we and the working market . Fearmongering .

@sneekybreeky910

5 жыл бұрын

Dying is not a job

@screamchicc9110

5 жыл бұрын

Sneeky Breeky touche my friend... touche

Wow, I cant believe John Oliver set up this entire war, to make the joke a little funnier.

@DaDunge

Жыл бұрын

The war in Ukraine started in 2014 this video was made in 2019.

@bopiusa

Жыл бұрын

Best comment on here. Kudos

@amberroberts7749

Жыл бұрын

he's vlad now i get it it all he russian 60 baleding and a billionaire now i get it

@KufLMAO

Жыл бұрын

@@DaDunge I think they were talking about the resurgence

@DaDunge

Жыл бұрын

@@KufLMAO Imamaware but the point is predicting a resurgence of an ongoing conflict is not really that impressive.

"But I don't know what it means...." That poor girl at the end represents what most of us struggle with.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A good person, mostly. Content with a nice family. I'd like to travel and have a lot of different experiences." "No lol. I mean how are you going to sell your labor?"

@StrazdasLT

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of slave do you want to be?

@kenetabansi5016

3 жыл бұрын

Strazdas I know this is late but love this reply

@lloydsumpter7735

3 жыл бұрын

I believe when John Lennon was asked that, the conversation went something like: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "To be happy" "You don't understand the question" "You don't understand Life"

@avedic

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent comment. So obvious and simple....that it's easy to miss how profound it is.

When I grow up I wanna be a robot. That way I can be sure to have a plethora of job opportunities.

@couragekarnga8735

5 жыл бұрын

Thinking logically, are we?

@steefan2248

5 жыл бұрын

Lost My Sanity, you're on a roll in this comment section.

@kartoffelwillipeter3067

5 жыл бұрын

Are robots gonna take over KZread Dark Souls 3 montage videos aswell?

@FrodeBergetonNilsen

5 жыл бұрын

Good luck, sex robot.

@jokinglimitreached1503

5 жыл бұрын

Cyborg, I see. Merging human and tech. Nice idea

I know this is insignificant, but I was so happy when he mentioned my country's name. As it is a very small country unknown to most of the world and for them to chose it instead of the other 140 that they could have chosen just made me feel like my country was a little special (even though they were mocking it). I'm so proud to be a citizen of Zanadu.

@cattornado

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the name of the estate from the movie "Citizen Kane"?

@johnp1277

3 жыл бұрын

John Oliver wasn't mocking your country, he was mocking Trump's inability to pronounce fairly easy to pronounce names of countries

@roshnipatel2000

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t mocking your country, he was mocking Trump’s speech patterns.

@calebcorrea7556

3 жыл бұрын

wait what country are you actually from

@Ratigan2

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebcorrea7556 Vanuatu 😊

Cruel parents let their childs dream destroyed for laughs by a mean british owl

@elliotthannam8374

3 жыл бұрын

that sounds like a comment that'd show up in John's "Personal experience with mean comments" bits. And I love it

@Jekyllstein_Gray

3 жыл бұрын

AKA British parents.

@googiegress7459

2 жыл бұрын

"You are not getting into Hogwarts, motherfucker" *flies away*

"Do you think a robot could do my job?" ..."What is your job?" REKT.

@shaunvictory1201

5 жыл бұрын

ll Kasper ll yeahp

@NoRezos

4 жыл бұрын

@James Mara You realized that all of them have TV Shows before Trump got into office. They still find any materials even after Trump is out. The only thing Trump gives them is the example of how low is the bar.

@ericvulgate

4 жыл бұрын

@James Mara dumbass

@quintonjones8854

4 жыл бұрын

@James Mara yeah cuz these shows totally werent around before Trump...are you seriously that dense?

@johndotto2773

4 жыл бұрын

@@quintonjones8854 They are. Arguing with these people are no use. They're psychologically faulty, and must need genuine help.

In capitalism, there is no such thing as "stealing a job", because you don't "own" your job. Your job owns you - and it will throw you out, the very minute someone better and/or cheaper is willing to take "your" job.

@mercerhardy4710

5 жыл бұрын

Bro. Pessimism is not attractive. But, for some reason pragmatism kind of is and for me at least those two things overlap non stop.

@whensomethingcriesagain

5 жыл бұрын

@@mercerhardy4710 It's not necessarily pessimistic, it's more of an anti capitalist statement than anything

@janpeternelj2309

5 жыл бұрын

Lol is that soviet Russia joke? XD

@ViktorEngelmann

5 жыл бұрын

@@whensomethingcriesagain I consider it a neutral observation of how the system works. That you can't "own" a job is just a logical conclusion of that.

@jnavonoD

5 жыл бұрын

And yet, it is the best system we have, responsible for lifting millions out of poverty.

Adult: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: A robot.

@eddiew2325

4 жыл бұрын

no offense but im a robot and gay

@parasite-2757

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddiew2325 im gay but not a robot

@auticrat

2 жыл бұрын

@@eddiew2325 im bi and both robot and not robot 😎

I am a robotic engineer, and John pictured the most accurate representation of the situation that I have seen from someone who does not work in the field. Thank you for that!

Oh man, this automation thing makes me so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

@TheTonyEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@beverly719

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PsilocybeJedi

5 жыл бұрын

Why that song is so gay

@sallyshoaf9505

5 жыл бұрын

i see what you did there

@jintsuubest9331

5 жыл бұрын

Holyshit, I get it.

I laughed way harder than I should've at the kid inadvertently doing a British accent.

@adde9506

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure she had no idea what he said and was just repeating the sounds. Task? No, not task. Tusk? No, not tusk. Tosk? What's a tosk? He's definitely saying tosk. Oh well, he said repeat...

@scott3462

5 жыл бұрын

Its a great example of how we naturally imitate accents around us. If you don't believe me spend a week on the road a few Irish friends.

@invisigoth510

5 жыл бұрын

My cousin’s kid would definitely do that. After watching a few episodes of Peppa Pig she developed a British accent & picked up some Brit slang much to the annoyance of her Irish grandmother

@ysquaredyobozo

5 жыл бұрын

im 19 and live in the US, and im picking up british slang from my gaming groups and youtube videos, this is not something that only affects children, and god damn is it hilarious to me

@TopsideCrisis346

5 жыл бұрын

No, no you didn't. 👍

As someone who lived in Shreveport for a while.... accurate...

18:48 Hi, I’m a stagehand, trust me, there is actually very little left to automate in a cost-effective manner. It’s very non-routine, despite everything being some form of routine.

"That's literally the plot of Robocop" omg I laughed so hard at that

@TheTonyEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

lol me too

@AbyMartini

5 жыл бұрын

Also, Inspector Gadget

@dylanfarnum4121

2 жыл бұрын

In the movie "Elysium" with Matt Damon, the police are robots. They are walking down the street scanning people's faces and stop when they get to him because he's on parole something. They search his backpack and break his arm with a baton lol

"You're definitely faster than a robot? Here's the thing: You're definitely not." 😂

@smac919

5 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist. That's a young time traveling Usain Bolt, Slayer of robots, King of Men. The first man to access the Speed Force.

@aliexpress96

5 жыл бұрын

@@smac919 how is usain bolt faster than car?

@SusCalvin

5 жыл бұрын

Most of us are not Usain Bolt.

@paulgoogol2652

5 жыл бұрын

@@smac919 Excatly. In a future world where all humans are unemployed homeless bums he will apply for a job, get it and become so good that a robot will be fired. This will be the turning point of evolved human workers reclaiming their lost jobs and the robots will be like: "meh, so I guess I can shutdown."

@matthewharris-levesque5809

5 жыл бұрын

@@aliexpress96 Usain Bolt donates his brain to science at death, and it is placed into a bio-cybernetic interface fluid allowing it to command and conquer the US regional automated vehicle exchange network (RAVEN) which controls all self driving cars and trucks - requiring his ESSENCE to preform faster than any car on the current or future roadways/skyways. Just FYI. This kind of confusion can happen to those of us not aware of the intricacies of time travel, so don't feel bad about the absurdity of your question.

“I want to do a Series of non-routine tasks that requires social intelligence, complex critical thinking, and creative problem-solving.”

@googiegress7459

2 жыл бұрын

"Bespoke Orgyist"

All of those are things that I do as a Customer Service Representative all day!! Thank you for making me feel validated when certain people from previous generations do not understand why I’m happy where I’m at.

"These foreign countries took our jobs!" Nope... your very own american corporations gave them your jobs.

@gsherlock

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, why aren't you taking CEO's and boardrooms to task over doing this? Punch up, not down.

@pardalxxx

5 жыл бұрын

One of the reasons is that the left keep pushing the minimum wage higher and higher. No one will pay 15 dollars to a person. If they can pay 1 to someone in china

@gsherlock

5 жыл бұрын

@@pardalxxx It doesn't matter what minimum wage is in the US, other countries will always pay lower wages and companies will always try to save cents on the dollar, US corporations are money making machines and only care about the bottom line. People should be entitled to a living wage and thats what workers get in countries like Germany, you are clearly against the working class.

@pardalxxx

5 жыл бұрын

I think theres no consensus about how much is the minimum wage. Some cities are 8 others 15. What I know is that the machines does a better job and increasing the MW is not helping those workers. And its not the big companies. Check what happend with car wash businesses

@gsherlock

5 жыл бұрын

@@pardalxxx Minimum wage is certainly helping people in Australia without destroying jobs or the economy, thats right wing propaganda. There is going to be a need to adapt to new industries and training as old ones come to the end of their life, coal for instance is not an energy of the future.

8:19 "We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots" did not get enough attention! So funny!

@2019inuyasha

4 жыл бұрын

flying car already exists, it's called a helicopter, also hovercraft

@immortalsun

4 жыл бұрын

@@2019inuyasha Do you not know what a car is?

@calebcorrea7556

3 жыл бұрын

@@2019inuyasha hover crafts don't exist yet. and a helicopter is not a flying car

@Jay9966

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebcorrea7556 some planes are literally called air buses though, but yeah helicopter is no car and flying cars will probably not be called cars too.

@jordanchen23

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebcorrea7556 they do. Just not what you're thinking of.

That girl that said 'tasks' like he did was so perfect :D

The "mechanical slaves" part had me laughing hard. Well done Oliver!

Can't wait to see 'Last Week Tonight With Zoe' in 15 years.

@phatmantv

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, 15 years. Good one

@waderidsdale7853

5 жыл бұрын

I'd give it 7 1/2 years...

@imaginaryboy2000

5 жыл бұрын

Zoe-bot, maybe

@dilbertresvicksonburg4273

5 жыл бұрын

i'm not sure which is more manufactured. your comments or the likes.

Sucks that we even have to see automation as a bad thing. We should rejoice in “losing” and freeing up our time but unfortunately we have to earn the right to live

@michaelspicer1987

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly the earth doesn't charge us to be here. Just corporations who have bottled up and packaged everything to charge to us at a price.

@isawadelapradera6490

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelspicer1987 That's... that's actually the best way to put it I've ever seen. Props.

@Mysteri0usChannel

4 жыл бұрын

You want money? Do something for it. It's not okay to leech off of the success of others.

@isawadelapradera6490

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mysteri0usChannel In the end everyone's just "leeching off" off the earth's resources, and subsequently the sun. Justifying life only by the extraction of those resources means justifying life only by its exhaustion of the environment. So either there's more to the right to live or we all might as well die too.

@Mysteri0usChannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@isawadelapradera6490 exploiting the environment is something completely different from exploiting thinking, living human beings.

Really NO ONE mentioned the moment at 19:05 with Zoey?! That was literally the cutest thing ever! "I feel like you're doing a british accent there Zoey" - it was seriously cute how she emulated his speech and she did it pretty well! Loved that segment!

@googiegress7459

2 жыл бұрын

He did say "repeat after me"

“A robot could never be a late night host” Geoff Peterson proves this wrong.

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

But they cancelled him and his fantastic sidekick Craig ):

The little girl at the end who pronounced "tasks" the way John did was so funny. 🤣

@JosiahMcCarthy

5 жыл бұрын

Tosks

@melvina628

5 жыл бұрын

She follows directions well...like a robot.

@confusedturkeyvulture4555

5 жыл бұрын

@@melvina628 I mean, robots are basically little kids considering that they're information sponges that spew sentences

@Psychol-Snooper

5 жыл бұрын

THAT'S RACIST!

@melvina628

5 жыл бұрын

@@Psychol-Snooper OK, Johnny Appleseed.

Andrew Yang should've been mentioned here. He's the only Cadidate taking the automation issue seriously.

@kingjamestres

5 жыл бұрын

If this was a topic about presidential candidates then it would make sense but this is about current policy makers not potential new ones.

@Bayard1503

5 жыл бұрын

Hm, I thought I heard Sanders mention it on CNN

@InsidetheEclipse21

5 жыл бұрын

I was definitely expecting at least a UBI mention on good principle, if not specifically a Yang mention.

@MKMK-bj2sk

5 жыл бұрын

Universal Basic Income

@MKMK-bj2sk

5 жыл бұрын

YANG2020

aww those kids were so cute, especially the end "I, like, don't know what it means"

"Work a series of non routine tasks that require social intelligence, complex critical thinking, and creative problem solving." Updating my resume right now as a electrical technician in the automation industry. Thanks John. Haven't thought about it since I started this career but these traits hit spot on with what I do on a daily basis.

"Tah-sks" "I feel like you're doing a British accent."

@JAContes

5 жыл бұрын

That was great haha

@willritter4076

5 жыл бұрын

I'd be honored if some fellow John Oliver fans who appreciate 80s power ballads would check out my acoustic piano & vocal performances of AGAINST ALL ODDS by Phil Collins, EYE OF THE TIGER by Survivor, and PURPLE RAIN by Prince on my YT channel in tribute to the legends. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and keep on rocking.

Mermaid doctors definitely do a series of non-routine task that require social intelligence, complex critical thinking, and creative problem solving.

@waveplay3978

5 жыл бұрын

best comment!

@DickerFetterSteinLPs

5 жыл бұрын

And they are still going to lose their jobs to robots? Nobody is safe

@DickerFetterSteinLPs

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike do you really want to live incarcerated by a robot that will get bored of you after a week, only getting fed when it's convenient for your owner and destined to die from a treatable disease because the vet is too expensive?

@TheFeldhamster

5 жыл бұрын

Mike hmmmmm, sushi!

@strangelic4234

5 жыл бұрын

@RockelLin But if Oliver is right about ocean temperatures, mermaid doctors will only be able to specialize in pathology.

Nobody: Not a single soul: *Shows picture of Zambia* John: *Zumba*

@innocentmumba2573

3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh lol

1:37 And of all the countries listed, Trump still found a new one yesterday: Thailand as "thighland".

@carultch

3 жыл бұрын

There's a city called Fuckett in Thighland. It's English's use of TH and PH as digraphs for the sounds of þ and F, that leads to this misunderstanding. PH and TH in Romanized Thai both make sounds closer to P and T, than to F and þ. But still distinctly different from standalone P and T, in ways English speakers aren't accustomed to hearing.

@nope2942

3 жыл бұрын

I always pronounced phuket as "phuhket" instead of fuckett

Ever since they took HBO off Dish, I’ve had been unable to get the full 30 minutes of my English rat bastard’s fix. Big sad. At least there’s still KZread.

@Raythe

5 жыл бұрын

the only reason this isnt a full thity minutes is they delete the commercials O.o

@AbhishekKumar98

5 жыл бұрын

@@Raythe few other small segments are removed too

@Sonny1065LV

5 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain, I thought dish would get HBO back by now.

@stdev.

5 жыл бұрын

@@Raythe No, it's because this is just "main story" segment, without the "quick recap" of recent events at the start of the show. HBO doesn't have commercials.

@anaisgarcia4131

5 жыл бұрын

Here's one with slightly better quality kzread.info/dash/bejne/e5id1KVqpanKiLg.html

"I feel like you're doing a British accent there." LOL

@nonyabizness.original

5 жыл бұрын

freakin hilarious! keeds, eye?

@fandomguy8025

5 жыл бұрын

Gee, I wonder why.

@JasonMcCarrell

5 жыл бұрын

I never thought of doing this to verify my accent. Ask a young kid to repeat what i say, then be "are you mocking me, because im Canadian?! oh... i just sound like that."

That Ukraine = Russia joke stings in 2022

"But I don't know what it means." Props to her for admitting that.

@georgedarkrender388

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Jeremy

“Policeman” “A robot could do that. That’s literally the plot of RoboCop”

@tommyt1971

5 жыл бұрын

And just to be clear, that's RoboCop, NOT ED-209!!

@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634

5 жыл бұрын

The real question is if you have to dumb down robots to be cops.

@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634

5 жыл бұрын

"SAT scawes like that ya could be a fuckin' astronaut."

19:00 "I feel like you're doing a British accent there, Zoe." Lol 😂

@joshuaachampong848

5 жыл бұрын

"And once I perfect it, i'm gonna take your job John"

Everytime I watch Jon Oliver I like him more and more.

This guy is significantly smarter than we give him credit for. Cheerio John Oliver!

There are tons of modern-day mechanical slaves. It's called "working for Amazon."

@slimxdi

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "mechanical turks" www.mturk.com/

@LIITEMIES

3 жыл бұрын

im bich slapping the whole world... political registry. do you know who you are voting? from all partys. i hawe a playlist now go play. Wit out info of participans woting is a broken unneeded Part of capitalism out of purpose towards democracy. A complete shame.

@LIITEMIES

3 жыл бұрын

i wonder how re distribution of shares (wtf is lol) for the ........ aint a thing when most of the population is out off a fysicall job. part time is so fucking steady.

@dcamron46

3 жыл бұрын

@@LIITEMIES Wow, do you know how to speak English, or use a keyboard? I've never seen a more confusing post in my life. At the individual word, sentence, and paragraph level, this is the most ridiculous attempt at writing I've ever seen in my life.

@LIITEMIES

3 жыл бұрын

@@dcamron46 i giwe a fuck.. grammar nazi.

*Huh, it's almost like we should invest more time in a national education system based on analytical / critical thinking.*

@Nerobyrne

5 жыл бұрын

you expect a government that relies on people being dumb to teach them critical thinking? You're funny.

@internetperson3436

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nerobyrne oof

@R0DisG0D

5 жыл бұрын

But then people might start to question why the system is set up to screw over a majority of the people. Better to make people think they fail because they're not good enough.

@666Tomato666

5 жыл бұрын

"what? and destroy Republican base? Soros, Benghazi, Clinton, butteremails!" - conservatives

@Anirossa

5 жыл бұрын

o0Avalon0o Nah, keeping the system made to make good like-minded factory workers, lol

2:24 had an interesting aging

“ I want to be a loya” cutest thing I’ve ever seen

john oliver destroying kids dreams is something ive wanted for a long time thank you

@sammyp4112

5 жыл бұрын

newt scamemeder terrible

@14gears55

2 жыл бұрын

Might as well start while they are young...get them ready for the real world

@michelemittelbronn8985

2 жыл бұрын

@@14gears55 0.

@JaydevRaol

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@amberroberts7749

Жыл бұрын

you find joy in that?

Now I have to search "pretty lady maybe not wearing a whole lot"

@carultch

3 жыл бұрын

According to your profile picture, you don't need to search for that, you could just take off your own clothes and become that.

In 2022, the Ukraine is Russia joke hits harder

@patrickspranzo6544

16 күн бұрын

2024 doesn't make it any softer unfortunately.

That girl at the end who gave the answer of wanting to be a "rockstar-ballerina" - Lindsey Sterling paved your way, so you go for it!

@e32b61

5 жыл бұрын

Stirling’s not really a ballerina OR a rock star, but ok.

@nonamedrumguy1049

5 жыл бұрын

@@e32b61 She absolutely is. Combines traditional choreography with some kickass music. Expand your definition of "rock star" ;P

@e32b61

5 жыл бұрын

NoName DrumGuy I'm not going to debate the merits of anyone's music. But let's start off by saying that ballerina is right out. Having choreography in your shows doesn't make you a ballerina just because you took serious ballet lessons as a kid. Second- you can layer all the EDM and Hot Topic/Evanescence-inspired steam punk outfits you want over your autotuned covers of Nu Metal songs, but at the end of the day: A Mormon who plays the violin cannot not be a rockstar. Not even if you do all the things mentioned above. I am being a little facetious, but not much. Again, this is not about the quality of her music. It just isn't rock and roll. "Rock star" is not a compliment. It's a job description. David Bowie and Klaus Noomi were both awesome. Only one was a rock star.

@cicihouston6965

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Vanessa Carlton is closer (well, pop star ballerina, not rock). She did at least train at a highly professional level in ballet. Even then, there is a difference in being a professional ballet dancer or a "ballerina". Though misused, the term actually applies to a rare sort of pedigree at the top of her particular style in the ballet world. Please stop calling anyone who took Dolly Dinkle classes at age 5 a "ballerina".

@carter5548

4 жыл бұрын

I saw her live and I was 100% thinking the same thing. One of the most incredible performances I've ever seen. Her choreography is unbelievable considering she's doing it all while playing the violin. And yes it is real. She accidentally dropped her violin on stage.

"If you're trying to murder a lumberjack, it's probably best just to hire him and wait" 😂🤣

@samiraperi467

5 жыл бұрын

Heeeeeeeee's a lumberjack and he's okay

@kellyx340

5 жыл бұрын

Samira Peri he puts on woman’s clothing and hangs around at bars 😱

@carultch

3 жыл бұрын

@@kellyx340 He's pining for the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

Love how honest the girl at the end is, so sweet

“You can do a complex series of non routine tasks that requires social intelligence, critical thinking and complex problem solving.” I spat out out my drink... I was wearing headphones my mom wasn’t sure if I had a stroke or what judging by my wheezing and inability to speak following that so thanks John

I feel like your doing a British accent there Zoe...... i am cryin!

@tomasxfranco

5 жыл бұрын

*you're

@FleetiePie

5 жыл бұрын

the last thing she said "i like.. don't know what it means" also sounded like it was in a british accent. god, she was so cute. i can't

@Kisamaism

5 жыл бұрын

@@tomasxfranco ur*

@fandomguy8025

5 жыл бұрын

@@FleetiePie In that part she sounds more like a Californian to me.

Aaah finally.. Monday morning. The best morning thanks to John Oliver. Thank you for saving Mondays good sir.

@joyl3926

5 жыл бұрын

Aye aye!

@freeman7079

5 жыл бұрын

Nick930 propaganda Monday.

@wgo523

5 жыл бұрын

@@freeman7079 researched and factual... Uhh... propaganda?

@majikss

5 жыл бұрын

@@freeman7079 holy fuck bro why are you kids always here

@Ch4pp13

5 жыл бұрын

@@freeman7079 it's not propaganda unless it's government funded news casting. please, go ahead and find HBO's salary check from the United States Government.

The little girl copying his accent was so adorable lmao

The rare Last Week Tonight video that says "this bad scary thing isn't as bad or scary as it seems."

I was really expecting a robot John Oliver to appear

@threepoint14159265

5 жыл бұрын

How do you know it didn't?

@rorykirklnd8957

5 жыл бұрын

i was searisouly expecting him to be like "and thsi problem is so bad that I'M being replaced by a robot" -robot with a cardboard cutout of his face aperes and speaks in the clasic robot voice- hEllO I am YouR hOSt

@mawuwus

5 жыл бұрын

I really was waiting for the robot tea kettle to reappear

@josephhartmann6976

4 жыл бұрын

So you want to have a Trashcan?😂

@jurametall1228

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

In addition to automation the people who keep saying that other countries are "stealing" jobs never take into account that the businesses in their own borders actively choose to move production out of country due to contempt for the expense of hiring locals, their native country's own laws concerning worker pay and/or treatment, inherent contempt for workers as an expense to be managed that takes away from a profit margin, and above all else simply to get out of paying their taxes by moving money around.

@bennyton2560

5 жыл бұрын

couldn't have said any better

@jokarpinski22

5 жыл бұрын

John, Andrew Yang goes into depth about this exact topic. I know other media think he is simply a joke, but I think while unsustainable in our current era, his ideas are far before their time. I think your program could give him a just and balanced investigative report. Instead of how both sides of the mainstream media fear him and label him a crackpot.

@danielshults5243

5 жыл бұрын

It's simply the nature of a free global market. When competition can come from anywhere in the world, the best, cheapest products win with consumers, and the cheapest labor allows the companies who make them to succeed and grow. Location is no longer an issue, as goods and talent can be sourced and moved from anywhere. It's a mistake to think of this as anyone's "fault," it is simply the world we live in.

@Listening_Books12345

5 жыл бұрын

@@danielshults5243 The 'fault' implied here is by inherently bigoted people who ignore this very obvious aspect of the changing job market and convince an entire voter base that the problem is solely caused predominantly by one outside country and then stirs up hatred for people from that country, until eventually the president is shutting down the government and declaring a national emergency in order to force funding for a wall across the southern border.

@platosrepublic6965

5 жыл бұрын

Kyle Blackburn That’s a product of capitalism. Get labor for the cheapest you can.

I was a programmer for 17 years and when I got sick of doing that, I decided to see the country and became a truck driver. WTF am I going to do now? Luckily, it will probably be 20 years or more before they make an AI that can deal with the messed up places I pickup and deliver to. 😂

That Ukraine joke hits realllll different rn

All of you guys criticizing robots dont realize they gonna be reading these comments when they evolve.

@TheTonyEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

lol fuck em! noo wait please don't kill me

@modtick

5 жыл бұрын

it's already too late for most of us.

@nanObytez-kb5ru

5 жыл бұрын

They already are. KZread uses an algorithm to promote comments to the top of the list

@mrd1228

5 жыл бұрын

nanO.bytez yikes 👀

@GlassesnMouthplates

5 жыл бұрын

[This comment and the person who wrote it have been erased from existence by WATCHINGROBOT.exe]

"That's a fact! What is that fact based on? Nothing, other than my total conviction that is true." If your president can do stuff like that, so do you, John!

@ainumahtar

5 жыл бұрын

Except John is also capable of admitting it, and 45 never will.

@genieglasslamp5028

5 жыл бұрын

He played it as a joke. Trump is complaining serious.

@DickVanDyke8D

5 жыл бұрын

It is a fact Ricardo, If your bored take a tour for a manufacturing plant an ask how many jobs USED to run a section of the process. You'll soon see how automation is maximizing profits for companies by reducing jobs.

@rmarques8156

5 жыл бұрын

For those who didn't undestand the joke: Trump gives his opinions, that are based on nothing, like they are facts. I'm saying that it's all right for others to do that, since the president trivialized that kind of behaviour. Please, try reading a book once in a while so you can understand a simple comment and don't take everything you read on youtube so seriously :)

Question: where did John get those kids? My head canon answer: it’s “bring your kid to work” day at HBO, and those are the sons and daughters of Mr Oliver’s co-workers and employees.

I mean, in light of recent events 2:26 hits hard

Teller jobs have increased, but teller jobs now pay substantially less than they did in 1980. We need to consider standard of living and societal losses as much as monetary losses. This is about more than just money

@jmanakajosh9354

5 жыл бұрын

Woah! Facts love this comment!

@haterboy4740

5 жыл бұрын

Why? The factory owners will get incredibly wealthy and the workers will stay poor. Classic Kaptitalism🤷‍♂️.

@SneakyBadAssOG

5 жыл бұрын

Also, the problem is, these automatizations are taking jobs of well...average joe. If Joe pulls a lever every day for the past 20 years and you remove the lever, what he will do? The only thing he knew is to pull a lever. Yes, automatization is creating jobs, but these jobs are for new generations or middle-upper class (coding, designing etc). What happens with working class or old people? Especially with absolutely horrible safety nets.

@jmanakajosh9354

5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Hegarty Wells Fargo its REAL banking for REAL Capitalists!

@MrBlaktoe

5 жыл бұрын

Do they actually make less or are they making the same, as the cost of living continually rises? This is how wage stagnation works. And it's interesting that you note the 80's because that's when the neoliberal program of wage stagnation and corporate welfare really got into high gear.

You know, comedy can be automated *Codsworth, tell me a joke.*

@iloveskittles87

5 жыл бұрын

Empty Nuka Cola Bottle Nick Valentine is he only sex not I need.

@gkm2928

5 жыл бұрын

War is not about who is right, but who is left

@Stray7

5 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry, sir, my humor condensers need more time to recharge."

@straightupgamer354

5 жыл бұрын

Another codsworth needs a job, Ill mark it on your whiteboard Bethesda

@CosmicGaijin

5 жыл бұрын

Haha right away master! Did you know that the best form of contraception for the elderly is nudity?

Ocean temperature won’t kill mermaids, ocean acidification will

@googiegress7459

2 жыл бұрын

Acidification will leave her alone and topless, glumly tapping an old rusty spoon in the places where her crustacean xylophones used to be.

"i would like to say that you should pernoice uruguay as "your a gay"" - perice

The word robot literally comes from the Czech word, robota, translating to "forced labor" or "servitude" and has been around since the 1920s.

@gmoney5947

5 жыл бұрын

Patrick Sturgill thats fucked up....robot revolt. Are robots a protected class? 😂

@Saturn_Rising

5 жыл бұрын

source...??

@ofulgor

5 жыл бұрын

@@Saturn_Rising "R.U.R." by the Czech writer Karel Čapek. It's a 1920 science fiction play.

@gmoney5947

5 жыл бұрын

Virgo Queen www.npr.org/2011/04/22/135634400/science-diction-the-origin-of-the-word-robot Instead of being Veruca Salt, why don’t you just research it yourself? I guess you’re too busy on instagram?

@mortisCZ

5 жыл бұрын

Hello from Czech Republic. I've been asked about this word a few times during my life so I did some research in linguistics and the closest english term is "serf"...which in real terms is a feudal tag for slave bound to land.

Time for Johnny cricket and his hour of tea and crumpets

@DrDoomTheOptimist

5 жыл бұрын

Wish they would write an hour every week!!

@charlesprichard5235

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like a near sighted parrot

@JamesonScalia

5 жыл бұрын

$$$ More like time for the simultaneously smartest and funniest man that exists on the entire planet Earth 🌍 $$$

@ToMgRoEbE

5 жыл бұрын

#yang2020

@vka337

5 жыл бұрын

Bolder dash.

The "MY WIIFEEE" reference killed me the most! XD

My main takeaway: design robots for a living, & you’ve got a gig for life

@googiegress7459

2 жыл бұрын

Until the robots get good at designing robots ...

CGP Greys "Humans need not apply" watch it! It is verry good at showing why optimism in human labor may be misplaced...

@GtdAquataine

5 жыл бұрын

Grey, Kurzgesagt, and now John Oliver have hit this issue at different times during this process, they've all got some interesting takes on it.

@BlitzkriegOmega

5 жыл бұрын

Comparing humans to horses. Grim, but not wrong. We are going to be rendered unhireable because we are human and not a robot

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

5 жыл бұрын

You wouldnt have a job posting for a robot job, you would just but the mechanical slave for a fair market value

@RKroese

5 жыл бұрын

F.E.A.R.

@neeneko

5 жыл бұрын

@@BlitzkriegOmega Yeah. Considering historically humans have demonstrated remarkable flexibility in how we see groups of people according to economic pressures. People always find some other rationalization.. but at the end of the day, there are enough people who believe whatever rich people say to shape ethics accordingly.

For me the best part about this video is that the girl who wants to be a stenographer (17:12) is the same girl who played the stenographer in the immigration courts episode.

@bodgertime

3 жыл бұрын

go to the head of the class

6:53 "It increases productivity and maximizes profit." The definition of Capitalism.

@Karl_der_Genosse

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that's not inherenty something bad. It just has to be used for the progress of society and not for individual gain.

I'm surprised you didn't talk about the even bigger effect this has on income inequality. When automation makes the average worker 10 times more productive what happens to their salary? Nothing, the company just increases executive pay and takes the rest in profit. We've already seen this happen and it's only going to get worse.

@jmanakajosh9354

5 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@owenkeller2748

5 жыл бұрын

...and reduces prices to consumers. I always feel like this gets missed in the conversation

@BOYVIRGO666

5 жыл бұрын

@@owenkeller2748 It kinda doesnt. Prices of many goods have stayed stable pegged to inflation for years. In other cases they have gone up. Salaries though have not risen in 30 years which makes good more expensive for consumers

@coolstuffunboxings1127

5 жыл бұрын

But there will be people that have to maintain these robots and actually help develop them

@jackwatson8172

5 жыл бұрын

Yet the average consumer is able to afford a smart phone... A device that provides, texting/calling, emails, internet etc. Rewind “30 years” and then explain to me how all of the devices needed would work out less expensive than what an iPhone costs.

I'm a teacher in the Netherlands. A lot of teachers are talking about this subject and are working out how to change the ckass so we prepare the kids for the future. They've calling it 21st century skills. This video gave me a better perspective on the subject, I'll try to pass it on to the kids, thanks! :D

@johndonovan7897

5 жыл бұрын

Read 21 Lessons for the 21st Century by Yuval Noah Harari.

This is literally the thing that made me decide I want to be a diplomat. No robot can negotiate world peace with a human being. We’re too self-destructive and illogical-only another human will suffice

my favorite thing about being disabled and gen z is that i have absolutely *zero* hope for my life as i enter the work-force. :) glad to have john oliver to confirm my pessimism

"Some bots just want to watch the jobs burn." - R2D2

@kingjamestres

5 жыл бұрын

Go to sleep

@ResonantInfinity

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingjamestres Hate to break it to you but it's noon over here. You know, Europe and such.

@ResonantInfinity

5 жыл бұрын

@Black Rod Fair point.

@smiller2044

5 жыл бұрын

@Black Rod C3PO would worry too much and is really a people pleaser. I wouldn't put much past R2D2. I bet he's the mastermind, good or evil as he sees fit. 🤖 He looks harmless and cute. Not sure about BB-8.

@goncalopereira23

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that was a quote from the RDR2 even tho it doesn't sound like it.

~20 years ago in elementary school we read a story set some time in the future where everyone typically worked half an hour per week, basically checking up on the machines, and spent the rest of the time with the family or education etc. This is what we should strive after imho. Automation isn't the problem, but rather ensuring a good distribution of the benefits. Automation today is done to increase profits, this needs to change, somehow.

@memyselfandinobodyfromnowh9087

5 жыл бұрын

Gnaal I plan on contributing to this change by voting #yang2020

@noahvanhyning7752

5 жыл бұрын

good luck

@jonas90.

5 жыл бұрын

Gnaal, problem is: every single media sells the opposite idea. Any individual who at leasts watches the Venus Project comes to that perception of what you just wrote. Hopefully you get to the top comment.

@windosa2006

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is 99% of jobs are going to be automated at some point in the future. Then we can all chill and do other stuff. But the problem is the transitioning process. What's gonna happen when 50% of the population is working and the other 50% isn't. Are 50% on welfare while the other 50% is working? How much are we supposed to pay those on welfare? If you pay them too much, noone is going to want to work. If you pay them too little, there is going to be a civil war because over 50% are poor. I thought about this many times and I'm yet to think of a solution for this.

@FastingDelicacy

5 жыл бұрын

@@windosa2006 I think there are a few solutions to this, but my favorite is this, and hear me out: Universal Basic Income. What if, instead of welfare as it's structured now, everyone, that's EVERYONE, who is a citizen over 16 gets a monthly or weekly stipend. Let's say the amount is $1000/month. This isn't a whole lot of money. 12,000 a year is definitely hard to live on (though possible, if you have roommates and flexible eating habits), so most people will want to find a job to increase their quality of living. We will still have jobs that are worth a little, or a lot. And we will still have rich people and poor people. The disparity just won't be as large. If you're asking "how will the government get enough money to give everyone $1000/month!? How much are these working people being taxed?" - I invite you to consider the question yourself. How does how much the jobs are taxed change people's behavior when the choice is still not working and getting the minimum, or working and receiving a bit more income? How do you feel about our current circumstance with billions of dollars in offshore accounts, just because collecting that much money is a status symbol?

I'm from Shreveport and my Uncle was one of those people that lost their operator jobs to automation.😄

I will always love the innocence of kids

John Oliver and children is such a great combo.

@linphillips8331

5 жыл бұрын

Love the little sweetheart who said "tosks."

Listing Ukraine as Russia omg lol It's horrible but I couldn't help laughing.

@arealpatriot2177

5 жыл бұрын

In recent news, google now recognizes Crimea as a part of Russia

@user-sd8ux3vz3v

5 жыл бұрын

Why not list Belarus

@Oddi92

5 жыл бұрын

@@arealpatriot2177 Only in Russia. In my country it's marked as disputed territory. On Google maps in Ukraine it's recognised as Ukrainian. TV Rain was shown in both countries, but was thrown out of Ukraine after showing a map of Russia that included Crimea. According to them, Russian law requires that media use maps that show Crimea as a part of Russia. So Google has to tailor the maps for each country.

@SD-ni9jh

5 жыл бұрын

Well it actually just is.

@bvedant

5 жыл бұрын

Darke Imp that's what Trump would call Ukraine was the point

I love the way he interacts with the kids. It's so funny

That little girl says "tasks" in a British accent is the highlight of my day 😂

@carultch

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she really does want to do a series of non-repetitive tosks that require social intelligence and critical thinking.

"You're wrong about that. It has absolutely everything to do with Philadelphia." 😂I lived in Philly for years and yes, it's true.

Andrew Yang is running for president and this is his tentpole issue. We need to start having a serious conversation about what happens when the millions of Americans are suddenly without jobs. I don't think Yang will get the nomination but I'm super glad he's in the race to bring up this conversation

@aronchai

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@fede018

5 жыл бұрын

Let me guess, he's another independent who is definitely not like everyone else, right?

@Apelynn

5 жыл бұрын

@@fede018 No, he's a Democrat who is definitely not like anyone else. Your should definitely educate yourself about him.

@austinm5630

5 жыл бұрын

@Brion StrongholdLuddite? No. Retarded? No. Socialist? Debatable. Electable? Absolutely not. And that last part is the ONLY thing ANYONE needs to know about ANY Democrat in 2020. If you have zero chance of winning, GTFO. Only the grownups need apply. I really wish more of John Oliver's audience would tune in to Bill Maher, but sadly there seems to be very little crossover between the two audiences. And only the type of people in Maher's audience are living in reality. Oliver makes LOTS of great points, but tries to remain mostly neutral. Neutrality is a serious problem in the era of Trump. People need to be biased. Biased towards facts, biased towards pragmatism, and biased towards winning, but biased just the same. And neither Yang nor his supporters are any of those. Still, stick with insults that are valid. He's no idiot, he's just not electable.

@Snaggbash2000

5 жыл бұрын

@Brion Stronghold >Yang's a luddite are you slow perhaps? he's proposing a solution when technology will take over the majority driver jobs as opposed to try and stop technology to keep people in the workforce, as a luddite would do.