Voltaire, the guy who deserves to have his songs star in Disney movies

@chaoko99

9 жыл бұрын

lordlossize GG He just needs his own gothic disney movie. it's been a while since we have had a proper DARK disney movie.

@merringuthrie2587

9 жыл бұрын

lordlossize GG OMG! YES!

@PandoraASMR

9 жыл бұрын

lordlossize GG At least he did the intro to the Billy and Mandy movie:)

@lordlossize

9 жыл бұрын

Pandora ASMR he did?

@chaoko99

9 жыл бұрын

and a song in the first episode of season 2

Well, you can't say that he doesn't practice equal-opportunity employment.

@LaVeyanistGames

9 жыл бұрын

you could say he's the (dis)embodiment of equal opportunity employment :D

@crashkojote5627

4 жыл бұрын

"We can't tell the boys from the girls"

@matthew1995king

4 жыл бұрын

Lol this song is funny

i applied at the cathouse but was rejected for being below standards.

@McFlyKilljoys25

5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

rule 34: the song

@RandomGerman8008

6 жыл бұрын

Oh this song goes far beyond rule34. even they have standards, however low they are. No, this song belongs in gurochan.

@raindrain1

6 жыл бұрын

You *do* know what rule 34 is, right? Everything falls under rule 34. Every. Thing.

@Murdorch

5 жыл бұрын

@@raindrain1 not everything, not everything. Some things land under rule 35.

@raindrain1

5 жыл бұрын

Rule 34: There is porn of it. *No exceptions*.

@Murdorch

5 жыл бұрын

@@raindrain1 and if none is found of it, it will be made. Thus if exception occurs in the quantum state where more than one may be true at the same time, it will become uniform with the rule 34.

"Sure, they smell like cheese And they're full of disease, But just think of the money you'll save!"

Suddenly, 4 years later this song makes me think this is what would b played in the Darkest Dungeon brothel... Twisted... I love it.

I actually do a burlesque routine to this song, it's just as disgusting as the song and the audience loves it. But you never get used to the cheese in the underpants.

@AmyMist

10 жыл бұрын

That sounds brilliant (and gross, aha.)

@ilpiratadellaluna4466

6 жыл бұрын

Very good ;)

@wytchhaziyl

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome!

@ember-brandt

3 жыл бұрын

Please upload it!!!!

@CavemanZerron

2 жыл бұрын

The version be the Misbehaving Maidens is great too

Did I hear him say in the end "I should have become an dentist"? Lol if it was.

@BreakerInc

10 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@andreialexandru8726

5 жыл бұрын

If you look în te description there are the lyirics. În the end you can see he actually says that.

Jesus i finally realized what he means by : "She has the prosthetic eye And if you approve it She'll gladly remove it If you tire of her thighs" wow thats dark even by my standards

@drewgoodenmom1073

5 жыл бұрын

Talk about a good skull fucking

@blon.djukey9956

4 жыл бұрын

Now I feel weird to have got the point to that immediately...

@velvetsparrow

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was saying “tie above her thigh”

@leah4200

4 жыл бұрын

I mean...I've thought about it before lol

@themessiah..

4 жыл бұрын

@@blon.djukey9956 I was 15 when I heard this song at school and got it immediately and had to explain why i was laughing hiding what i was listening to

This song is amazing in that I have no clue what theme to give it. Depressing? Morbid? Upbeat? Happy? Sad? Funny? Sexual? Really, this song confounds me... But I love it all the same!

This album is such an inspiration. Every time I listen to it I see a lot of different characters and scenarios and faces and cities and then I HAVE TO draw them or my head explode. I can't help it. The mix of cabaret and cajun mood really tickles my fantasy and the obscenity of this song is an absolute delight.

*Sings this song for the 20th+ time* ♪There's an Asian albino And as far as I know She has the prosthetic eye And if you approve it She'll gladly remove it If you tire of her thighs♪ *Think about it for a second and eyes widen in realization of what it means* "Dear gods"

@allifaye2913

10 жыл бұрын

This was my reaction...

@RoseTadajiyuNakahara

9 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@sneedscopeandseethe

9 жыл бұрын

Rose Nakahara Fuck her eye socket, m8

@RoseTadajiyuNakahara

9 жыл бұрын

Jordan Carlisle oh god wtf

@sneedscopeandseethe

9 жыл бұрын

Fap fap, amirite?

Just the fact that Voltaire even dare to make songs like this is incredible. He is an amazing person! Thumbs up!!

There is a bard wandering the mists of Barovia who plays music and sings songs exactly like these... or at least there will be now! Your style is beauitful, raunchy and just like a bard in a gothic horror story. I can picture the showy movements an a slightly evil smile the whole way through their performance.

Can't get enough of his voice.. O~O

@someoneawesome8717

5 жыл бұрын

There are actually some very talented young women who did a cover that is actually quite good kzread.info/dash/bejne/c4R109KJaMTbY9o.html

With this song, Voltaire crossed the line, slept with the line, approved of the line and proceeded to whore out the line to the lower class of the city. :'D

I love this song - it was introduced to me by a female friend who has a Lovely low alto voice- the title 'Madame' is part of her nickname, lol so this song is perfect for her. She actually does it justice, too, in her own way :). Again, brilliant song, lol. My brain creates a music video every time I listen to it :)

Have you ever thought about making a musical?

@truemind1018

5 жыл бұрын

no theatre would EVER allow this to go onstage, and even porn hub would think its too fucked up.

@sessy01

4 жыл бұрын

@@truemind1018 Book of Mormon and Cannibal: The Musical would say otherwise nowadays.

I got me, my best friend, and my father into and obsessed with Voltaire's music. NO JOKE !!!

uhhhhh. my brain can't process the awesomeness of this song and the whole album and singer, oh i don't know if i should be comparing artists but this song right after Emilie Autumns girls girls girls, just sounds perfect to listen to back to back. they both give me music chills and put me in a happy mood as weird as that me seem. well that's enough this has gotten a tad long.

"I should have bin a dentist"... the line I always say when something goes wrong at work 😹

Only the best, most amazing villain to ever grace the Disney world.

I love this song, it's so delightfully gritty. I especially enjoy the inclusion of the clarinet, it really brings a sweet sound to the track.

Do you ever get the perfect idea for a music video for a song but you don't have the production value, the actors, or even the rights to the song to do it with????

@count-countess8464

5 жыл бұрын

Yes all the time

@wolfmanimpure

3 жыл бұрын

@@count-countess8464 agreed

@count-countess8464

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfmanimpure I wish I could draw so I wouldn't have to pay a bunch of actors

@System_Anomaly

Жыл бұрын

This goes for half of Voltaire's songs, since he paints such vivid pictures with his music.

@raydgreenwald7788

Жыл бұрын

While I can't give advice about the actors,Voltaire seems pretty chill about people making transformative works with his music. Just buy the song and I think he'll be fine

This song goes totally Broadway -- great characterization, acting brought it all to life, the imagery is delightfully disgusting and that bouncy accordion... oh yea, chef kiss! And the last line about being a dentist made me laugh out loud.

"Might I suggest you look under the dress 'Cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here!"

@RandomGerman8008

6 жыл бұрын

If they would have done the looking themselves when they hired the people like a normal cathouse does when they employee women to have sex with men, then they would probably know what's under the dress. What a lazy lackluster establishment.

@efestus5

6 жыл бұрын

Deutsche Hierarchie but is cheap, he said it

@travisdicks3773

5 жыл бұрын

Ah but the trap gamble is what makes it fun!

Such a tragedy! It is quite a..cat-astrophe! Now seriously,I love this song. I'll never get bored of Voltaire's dark humor. Another great song from you,keep on with the good work, Mr. Voltaire! :)

Theme song for /d/

@nothuman3083

7 жыл бұрын

coldeed theres a board more fucked up then /d,

@RandomGerman8008

6 жыл бұрын

gurochan.ch

I'm female and I love this song (totally straight)

@Magikarpador

8 жыл бұрын

I mean, this song wasn't exactly intended to be arousing to begin with.

@MadBoyChes

7 жыл бұрын

+Magikarpador dito

I have always wanted to make a stop motion music video for this song. It's tragic yet lovely.

this makes me think of that one mission in Dishonored.

@murosteel

10 жыл бұрын

except the golden cat didn't have girls with no arms or any albino asians with prosthetic eyes XD

@Deatheater4444

10 жыл бұрын

Lord Blackheart That you saw..

@murosteel

10 жыл бұрын

Deatheater4444 i knew the pendletons were into some sick shit, but c'mon... that's taking it a bit too far XD

@ZackTheGiant

7 жыл бұрын

is it

@RandomGerman8008

6 жыл бұрын

have you seen how many dead bodies and gross infected people there are in dishonored? The cathouse has to get something to entertain their customers somehow when they are running a dry spell of the regular stuff.

One of my favorites thats for sure

This could be a new AHS season ! With a little bith of more dark comedy ( tho i didnt see the series , so i dont know if it already has enough) , this could be the intro song !

@Chaotic4Neutral

8 жыл бұрын

+Khalil Safe The new season better have some fucking werewolves. Season 5 was practically all about damn vampires

I wish for a music video of this song.

This needs a music-video....really....

this song is Exactly why i love Voltaire.

This is fantastic. Dark, sombre, and insanely catchy!

Could the villain win in that movie? I don't want Voltaire to die unless there's an epilogue showing him having drinks with Satan.

@janetjongebloed6446

Жыл бұрын

I mean, that kind of happens in the Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Song.

This song made my day. In fact, all Voltaire songs make my day. The type of instrumental mixed with a fine voice such as his along with the creative lyrics always put a smile on my face or a chuckle in my mouth ^-^

At 1:34 Ah, don't worry about 'er, she's 'armless! I make this joke every time I hear the song.

So son what do you want to be when you grow up I want to run a cat house that specializes in fetishes Son you're a genius

That like to dislike ratio proves that this needs to be WAY more popular and that we need more dirty shit like this in our lives.

Folk/Goth ;) I only just found Voltaire+his music today but am ordering the cd in a few hours. I LOVE IT!

Every time I hear this song it makes me want to start a haunted house on the theme. (This one and the Straight Razor Cabaret)

ABSOLUTELY STUPENDOUS. Signed, A 61- year-old guy.

When ever I listen to this, I always imagine it as like a broadway musical/play/skit type thing.

This entire song is so wrong, that makes it interesting :D

Voltaire is so kind and gracious! Best person ever!

This song needs to be made into a movie!!!!

Not to be petty, But here in the city, You're not all that pretty, You're lucky we keep you around! Now get back to work! This line made me really LOL :D The delivery was priceless! Voltaire, you are a genius :D I love all of your work!

I don't know why but I could totally imagine Voltaire as a Disney villain...

Best voice ive heard in awhile!!

I honestly was picturing this as the opening number of musical before I scrolled down and saw this post!

I think this is one of my favorites from this cd. It makes me want to dance...

This song, and the Dirtiest Song that Ain't made my day Voltaire! I first heard of you when you did those adapted songs for Adventure Quest Worlds, but I've found your music again and it's the single biggest pile of awesome I've ever seen in one place, and I've seen Mr. T and Chuck Norris walk into a bar!

that awkward moment when you're singing this song really loud in your room and your relatives are over xD

Migth I sugest that you allso uppload this to spotify?

LOL!! This was so awesome! I love it! You are a genius - only just discovered you! I can vividly imagine this story and don't be surprised if I end up drawing something inspired by your songs!

Yeah you do. The quickest way there is to ride a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children.

Can't wait to see you at Nocturne!

Absolutely! And his theme song would be "When You're Evil"

Plot twist: The MC is the host from You Don't Know Jack

@Kocktail1

9 жыл бұрын

wow, that blew my mind, next category

i just found out about Voltaire and i can't believe how much i love it! I've been into Steam Powered Giraffe and The Cog is Dead for a while... but this is a real treasure!

'Ah, I should've been a dentist.' XD You, Mr.Voltire, just made my day.

Omg hi Volitaire, I'm a fan... XD Your songs amuse me a lot. I like the way this song sounds... The lyrics, I dont mind. Even if the concept is disturbing to most, I like this song 8D

you have a major gift i wish i was this good

That is so fucking cool, thank you so much Voltaire. I hope I could show it to you as soon as I finish it sometime within these next few days. Again, thank you, I'm super psyched about working on this now. ^^

Finally someone else who saw it! Also, I always think of Rose when he starts the part with "They called you pretty/In your hometown..". Alas, the poor girl. The poor girls. And the rich Little Finger.

Volitaire, found you on the net by accident.. And I love your music. Thanks XXX

Mmm, I enjoyed all the other songs of the album except for this one... The images you get in your head aren't very pleasing. But again, one could argue that the images of Ex lover's lovers aren't good either, but it was my favorite song. Must be the fact that it's gross and about sex at the same time, which I don't enjoy. EDIT: Two months later, came back. I don't hate it as much as I tought. Guess I just wasn't in the mood back then.

@DominoPivot

10 жыл бұрын

artemortis You just gave enough fuck to reply.

you sir, just won the internets!

Wow. I should thank my friend. She introduced me to your music.

Awesome lyrics, well done :D

Between this and the Misbehavin Maidens, this song is twisted perfection.

I really love this *^*

Awesome music.

Probably, but not consciously. I love Cab Calloway and I love that song!

Still listen to it haha

Haha I love this song!

Ah, thank you. I've heard something about a merger, but I didn't understand why they retained separte names. Thank you very much. :)

Easily one of my favorite artists 🦇

is so f***ing sick *O* i love this masterpiece

what a curious sight...... that sounds fam..... HOLY [...] ITS THE HEADLESS WALTS

i wish there was a musical with voltaire music!

This song would fit perfectly at Ishuzoku Reviewers

i second that

I just heard this song for the first time and when it was over and listened to the tv there was something on about girls who go in prostitution and this was the only thing I could think about was this and it was so great :)

My friend suggested this song and honestly, I was expecting a song literally about cats. But, you know, it out-did my expectations.

If only we had such a wonderful place.

@yupyup181818 I kinda imagine a victorian cabaret like the industrial zone of london with Voltaire in the stage singing with all the "womans" dancing and walking behind him xD

@Kingcobra1211 You my sir, just earned an entire internet for getting my Doctor Who reference.

Oh this song makes me think of From Dusk Till Dawn ... Amazing!

@mysticwolf2314 Glad to see I'm not the only one that thinks that. Really feels like part of a play or something. You can practically see him parading around a shitty bordello.

I dare say, sir Voltaire, I would certainly LOVE to buy your cd's but alas, my legal tender seems to be lacking. Though, when (if) I find employment, your cd's are the first thing I'm buying with my first pay check! :D

This song is so much fun to sing.

thank you, 1d4chan. This is the theme of /d/.

Oh my god it so works! This should be his theme song. ^.^

I think I speak for us all when I say that if you would've become a dentist, we wouldn't have known your fantastic talent!

It's almost like a villian song in a twisted rated R Disney Movie.

voltaire this song should be your second music video ever